Cast a 2019 Live Action version of the best GTA

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Think you can beat him in a race first?

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>bunch of brown and black folks
no thanks

YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH

Jason Statham as the main guy. Jonah Hill as the fat brother or cousin or whatever. You did mean gta4, right?

Joaquin Phoenix as Ray Liotta

I'M OUT OF TOUUUCH

What would be the point? Vice City is basically just Scarface that devolves into a game of Monopoly afterwards.

>YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH
maybe i am but I hate niggers and beaners and nothing will ever change that, well maybe if they stop acting like niggers and beaners. A cast of what you are asking for would LOSE money. Markets are 70% china and 30% NA. Chinese hate them more than me.

And it works so well

>join Cubans and go on haitian murder spree
FUCKIN YEEEEEEEE

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It’s a song lmao

and?
scarface itself was just another remake

WAKIN UP TO A FANTASY

Idris Elba as a nigger

Ultimate “I played this game when I was 12 so it’s the best game ever” game. It’s possibly the worst 3D GTA.

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oblivious-pilled

Seething SAN Andreas Zoomer

Lance Vane: Chiwetel Ejiofor
Tommy: Can you really pick anyone other than Ray Liotta?
Ricardo: Luis Guzman or Benicio Del Toro
Sonny Foreli: Andy Garcia
Ken Rosenberg: Andy Samberg
Juan Cortez: Wagner Moura
Kent Paul: Kris Marshall
Avery Carington: Sam Elliot
Umberto: Danny Trejo, duh.
Phil Cassidy: Sean Gunn
Mercedes Cortez: Inma Cuesta
Mitch Baker: Rory Mccann
Steve Scott: Steve Buscemi
Antie Poulett: Angela Basset

how will this scene be filmed?

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considering its easy as shit theyll probably just skip it

>Implying any of the 3 era GTAs are leaps and bounds ahead of the others
>Implying that the godlike aesthetic and setting isn't enough to set it at least on par with San Andreas
>Implying 3 isn't the worst if one absolutely had to be picked
Retarded hot take, probably projecting

Brendan Fraser as the helicopter.

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3’s gameplay is unbearable, Driver 2 was way better.

We are now officially futher removed from the 2002 release of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City than it was from the time it was set in.

Such an accurate analysis of it but by god was it good

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Did you fellas know that this guy voices Ken Rosenberg the coked out lawyer? Would you guys want him to reprise the role?

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YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD!

I would rather get a GTA4 movie instead, that game had a lot charm with all the Ukrainian foreigner getting into the cities underworld story.
But I'd cast Lance Vance as Eddy Murphy

Teenager detected

I STEP OUT OF THE GUTTER FOR ONE FREAKING SECOND, AND FATE SHOVELS SHIT IN MY FACE.

I'm 25 though, played all of them since 3 came out. I just think out of all of them I'd like to see a story for 4.

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR

>2002: 1984 considered ancient history, perfect for a retro gta
>2019: /vr/ denies ancient game is retro

>I LIVE AMONG THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT

>I WALK ALONG THE AVENUE

>THE HANDS THAT THREATEN DOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM

>AND I RAAAAN, RAN ALL NIGHT AND DAAAAAAAY

That would be a refreshing change, he’s usually playing Caucasians.

You can just see Miami Vice and Scarface dude.

Finally, a thread that's actually about a movie

He would benefit from showing more range

Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts

I love the batter, all over my face

i hear the drums echoing tonight~

Retro games are like classic rock. It is why you don't hear grunge on the classic rock station

I wanted to Shecken Amy's hausen if you know what I mean

That's not III

>A move with a main character that never talks

Would that even work?

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Henry from Hardcore Henry never talks, though I haven't seen it

TWO
MINUTES
TO MIDNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>best GTA
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Mel Gibson as Rosenberg

>the best GTA
IV
Because I resent being forced to play as a negro.

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I have cast list saved in my notes. It's too good to share with you faggots. But mark my words, I'm gonna be apart in the GTA movie.

IMAGINE, if you could, listening to literally any other station than based FlashFM

Kurt Russell would make a great Phil Cassidy when he was a bit younger

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Hardly.

The talk radio stations were always the best though

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I listened to chatterbox almost exclusively in III but I don’t think I did much in VC

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Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older…

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>BUT I'M NOT MARRIED!

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>YOU ARE NOW!

>I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOUR LOVE, TOOOOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

It's not too late!

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IT'S GONNA TAKE A LOT TO DRAG ME AWAAAAAAAAAAAAY FROM YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IT'S LIKE A JUNGLE SOMETIMES
IT MAKES ME WONDER HOW I KEEP FROM GOING UNDER

Ana De Armas as Mercedes Cortez

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THERE'S NOTHING THAT A HUNDRED MEN OR MORE COULD EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HURRY BOY SHE'S WAITING THERE FOR YOU

Ray Liotta as Tommy Vercetti
Eddie Murphy as Lance Vance Dance Last Dance

>"I like to munch it vigorously"
topkek, rockstar writers were on point back then.

KILL
ALL THE
HAITIANS

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>Liotta
Are you sure about that, champ?

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>no one has cast Maurice Chavez

autismos still think this is 2002

Is this game one of the main reasons we're always going to be stuck in the 80's nostalgia loop?

Not that I mind the 80's seemed pretty neat.

Lance Vance

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