>Arghhh Ned when I die, take my son and raise him as your bastard instead of asking Robert to legitimize him as 'your' son because Robert would kill him if he learned he was a Targaryen even though I have no way to know the Targaryen children are dead because I've been in this tower for months and even if I did know that I would know they were killed by Tywin Lannister, then raise him separately from your legitimate children so he'll develop a complex, then give him a romanticized view of the Night's Watch so he'll join them and never have children of his own, also never tell your wife whom you're supposed to trust and love or anyone for that matter so that if you die young he'll never learn the truth unless a maester randomly wrote it down without my knowledge, also how did the town guards capture a Faceless Man that seems way beyond their capabilities
Arghhh Ned when I die...
Pay an escort
starks are kinda retarded and dumb...
tldr
Have sex
ugly cunt
>Roose Bolton legitimazed his psychotic son
>Ned let Jon(a good kid) stay a bastard
WTF
>also how did the town guards capture a Faceless Man that seems way beyond their capabilities
context?
Hahahahahah that actually made me laugh. Thank you user.
Hahahahahah
I pay one to blow me without a condom for about $30
>AAARRRRGGHHHHH NED PROMISE MEEEE
I'm really starting to hate the North between shit like this and the whole Dany situation.
Jon told his family and it became public knowledge soon after. Cat would've probably let it slip since she considered Jon to be such an embarrassment to her.
Jaqen H'ghar in like season 2, go watch the fucking show
>>Ned let Jon(a good kid) stay a bastard
Because he's a bastard regardless, Aegon was married, his having a marriage ceremony with a Northern slut doesn't change anything even if the show wants to simplify and retcon things.
>Robert would kill him if he learned he was a Targaryen
I very much doubt that, they were friends.
>O no he doesn't abide to the made up rules on my Lebanon scissor making website
Fuck off you elitist little shit will you. Go form a secret club offline.
>Aegon
>P-promise me Ned. Promise me that you'll drown this dragonspawn bastard born of rape. Targaryen bloodline must en-
Didn't really expect this line
Was this confirmed in the books ?
what does that have to do with lyanna though?
That's my problem with this twist. I have no problem with him being Rhaegar and Lyanna's son, but considering how Martin loves putting twists and turns to everything, this sort of payoff feels really damn ... direct. Like it doesn't fit Martin's style at all. Even more jarring, considering how he despises the typical fantasy cliche of "hero raised by uncle and aunt".
this. you can't trust women with shit like that
It's not unreasonable to assume that she was told about the result of roberts rebellion by anyone else in the tower. Ned probably didn't arrive at the tower of joy until a good few days after kings landing fell.
not yet
Nothing mate, it's a joke OP made, it's supposed to be unexpected so it's funnier. Wow, the state of this board.
He took her son and raised him as his own the best he could. Bitch betrayed everyone to go fuck a targ, she's lucky baby Jon didn't get thrown out a window. Just because you try to use greentext to trivialize plot doesn't mean you're right fgt.
Lyanna knew about Robert's infatuation with her, the war had been going on for nearly a year. No way would Robert not kill him or exil hime to a foreign land with no family. Ned raised Jon at Winterfell along with Robb and the Night's Watch is given high esteem in the North, everyone there believed it, even then it was Jon's own decision. Ned never said that he should go there either. Catelyn couldn't be trusted, she's a dumb bitch anyway.
Was she a good friend?
she didnt even take care of her own son, she was a really bad friend
I'm not sure why people linger on this particular point of all things in the show that could be complained about. In the middle ages divorce was possible as well as remarriage and legitimate children from another wife. I'm not saying it wouldn't be extremely contentious, just not implausible.
Their marriage was annulled, as we found out from Sam in the Citadel.
REDDIT OUT PLEASE GO FICK OFF
This is what irks me. This bitch knew the guy was married and had two children, while herself was promised to another man. She eloped with the married prince, didn't give a single shit about the shame she brought onto her family, her betrothed's family, the Targeryans, and even the fucking Martells. For all we know, it has never crossed her head that shit could cause a major conflict between four of the seven great houses of the kingdom Yet everything she brought up she's described as this pillar of bravery, justice, and righteousness. Fuck her. The Rebellion is her fault. The blood is in her hands.
Seriously thoug, if John isn't the promised prince who was suppossed to kill the NK, then why Rhaegar divorced Ellia to marry Lyanna? he already had an heir. What's Joh purpose then? why it was so important to make John and fuck up all westeros bringing all the trouble he knew it was going to happend? I just don't get it.
and dany will be pregnant again, cercei will be killed by her younger brother, the dragons will be rode by three targaryens, and much more
>muh sekret club
>"hahaha" not allowed, we FOKING EDGE HERE OI
I've been here since 2005, but you braindead autist. Have some light in your life will you.
absolutely this
Of all the actresses they could have cast for Lyannna, they went with this fugly bitch.
Unfuckingbelievable.
Its almost like she was a 14 year old girl betrothed to a whore-monger with several bastards fated to a life as a broodmare to a man she made clear she wanted no part of and was being married to without her consent. And then then Literal Prince Charming, over twice her age, offered her a way out.
Damn what a dumb stupid girl.
>In the middle ages divorce was possible as well as remarriage and legitimate children from another wife.
Divorce was extremely difficult to come by even for royalty, see Henry VIII.
Which is a bullshit retcon, like I said. Rhaegar (not Aegon, typo) had a fully legal marriage and two children, you can't just annul that. And the Targs were no longer practicing polygamy.
This, she was a piece of shit.
>Of all the actresses they could have cast for Lyannna, they went with this fugly bitch.
Arya was said to look like Lyanna, and considering how Arya turned out they couldn't very well go about casting a beautiful woman, now could they?
>dude divorce is hard, even for westeros royalty! Look at this real life guy! That proves that its the same in this fictional world!
Based Raimi
Ned wanted to keep Jon close but not destroy his marriage to Cat. Bringing him to Winterfell was a harsh enough blow.
>That proves that its the same in this fictional world!
A fictional world clearly based on feudal Europe, and even ignoring that, where the same issue is brought up in the books and it is acknowledged that real divorces are difficult if not impossible to get.
The guy was married, dipshit.
>A fictional world clearly based on feudal Europe
Right, because feudal europe was predominantly polytheistic. Forgot about that.
>the same issue is brought up in the books
This is Yea Forums not Yea Forums. We're talking about the show here.
>even though I have no way to know the Targaryen children are dead
>“When King’s Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were.”
>“Far away,” Ser Gerold said, “or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells.”
Seems like they got the news.
>t. homosexual man
Who annulled his marriage to marry that 14 year old cunny dipshit
And who was the next in the line for the throne dipshit
Lyanna was literally a child who could not have known better, Rhegar did. The blood is on his hands retard
Getting caught was part of a man's plan, you retards.
>annulled his marriage
Debatable And in this case irrelevant. She lusted after a married men and ran off with him even when knowing it could only mean war and death.
Jon is older than Robb? If so then if Ned had him legitimized by King Bob he would be disinheriting his other son Robb which would defeat the purpose of the Stark-Tully marriage. If Robb is older then ignore this post because I can't remember.
Robb is older.
> why Rhaegar divorced Ellia to marry Lyanna
Lyanna was described as breathtakingly beautiful in the books.
They were born around the same time. It's not clear who is older.
>wearing condom for a blowjob
do eurowhores really make you do this?
>town guards capture a Faceless Man
GETTING CAUGHT WAS PART OF THE PLAN
You can't trust women with any information, ever
this was pretty obvious
>even when knowing it could only mean war and death
A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL COULD NOT HAVE KNOWN HER RETARD OF A BROTHER WOULD HAVE MARCHED ON KL AND DEMAND THE FUCKING PRINCES SKULL
SHE COULD NOT HAVE KNOWN AERYS
WOULD DEMAND THE HEAD OF ROBERT AND NED AND THAN IT WAS JON'S REFUSAL TO DO SO THAT STARTED THE WAR
You literally blaming a dumb girl for falling in love with a man who is described as Prince Fucking Charming himself offering to wisk her away from a marriage she didn't want. That Same prince who told her the situation was handled and that ravens were sent explaining shit.
It is LITERALLY all on Rhegar being a dumbfuck.
Christ you sound like Cersei.
That's Ashara. The best compliment said about Lyanna was that she had a "wild beauty", that's the most she got from Kevan who even said Cersei was prettier right after. Ned said she looked like Arya who isn't very pretty either. There must have been a plotline that d&d dropped and that martin wanted. Rhaegar's actions make no sense in the show.
If absolutely everything is a twist, nothing is
You sound like a cuck. The little whore made choices I'd be aware of the consequences at her age. And also, if you were right she wouldn't have eloped, she would have told him to arrange with her father the marriage, since 'the situation was handled'.
It was supposed to be the double twist to a much shorter trilogy series. Lore got way out of hand.
And you sound like an irredeemable misogynist
>made choices I'd be aware of the consequences at her age.
Okay, so you are a retard, good to know.
Try re-reading the wiki sometime showfag
>women can't be hold accountable for their acts for they are dumb
>I'm the misogynist
The only retards here are you and thee roastie who replied above.
Fuck off back to red dit you fag.