How would HBO/D&D handle an adaptation of the Stormlight Archive?
How would HBO/D&D handle an adaptation of the Stormlight Archive?
Adam Wood
Austin Cox
By cutting the insane amounts of usless filler. Wax and Wayne would be better anyways.
Jose Green
I hope no one gets their fucking hands on it. I'm sick of things I like being ruined by film and tv companies.
John Sanders
>The Stormlight Archive
What is it with these faggot writers and their refusal to put the actual name of the book series in their titles?
Jonathan Garcia
Wheel of Time is next up on the chopping block. Prepare for Black Rand, Black Lan, Black Morraine, Scrawny Perrin, no nudity, no violence, and a not Chinese Jewish Faile.
Cooper Martinez
NO. Don't fucking touch it. Stop ruining everything I like.
Owen Sullivan
Sorry but it's perfect for HBO
-cliches galore
-poorly written female characters
-inconsistent, some parts are great and some parts are horrible
-not finished
Jaxon Gray
Kaladin played by Idris Elba
James Ramirez
But no gratuitous porn.
Nolan Richardson
Can't make shit shitter
Henry Parker
How did Sanderson ever get popular, it's absolute dogshit he is writing. Is it all just because of the sheer volume he puts out?
Gavin Evans
Wheel of Time is set in a bizarre mix of Arthurian England and Feudal Japan anyway.
Charles Miller
Marketing.
John Wood
brainlets
Ryder Ward
>HBO
I'd rather see it adapted by Studio Bones
Christian Lopez
Would be amazing if done competently. Sadly, GoT has demonstrated that it's impossible to reign in stupid directors once a show gets popular.
Leo Harris
Off topic but still in the same subjects. When the fuck is the third and final book from The Kingkiller Chronicles going to be released? That side story from the same universe doesn't count for shit. It has been like ten years at this point. This is so much worst than George Martin completing A Song of Ice and Fire
Juan Roberts
Humans all depicted as evil white slave owners getting their comeuppance for enslaving the peaceful shellheads depicted as slow minded african slobs until they learn how to become BLACK BVLLS when they learn storm form, btfoing humans, light and dark eyes alike.
Hudson Myers
Seanchan always made me think of China and it was weird how they completely changed and lost their original culture they set out with.
Evan Wood
weren't the seanchan unironically black (or at least mixed race?)
Joshua White
On the flip side though, we might at least get a woman with a personality that isn't "bitchy cunt"
Jason Evans
no youre thinking of the sea cunts, who for some reason everybody was ok with being bullied by
Lincoln Howard
>Poorly written females
lol no. At least I cared about more than 2 females in these books and they were all interesting which is more than I can say for most fantasy books.
Isaiah Davis
Not for a long ass time though since most of them are exactly that until much later when Braidtugger gets her shit together.
Grayson Ramirez
D&D would combine probably do something retarded like combine Sadeas and Amaram into one asshole while cutting the Radiants down to 5 orders and having Taravangian be the final bad guy after killing Odium.
Elijah Jones
That's my point, the show will probably change them. I only made through half of book four before I gave up on that dogshit. All the women were dumb and the same. Rand was the most uninteresting protagonist ever. The only good Characters were Rand, Matt, and Perin.
Owen Ortiz
>Rand was the most uninteresting protagonist ever. The only good Characters were Rand
ok then
Julian Ward
Meant Lan.
Blake Cox
Gay
Angel Ortiz
Rand had a hard life. And nobody is worse than fucking Gawyn, that fucking idiot was infuriating