>see attractive girl
>think "Tip top Stacey kino"
>accidentally make eye contact with girl
>think in a mock girl voice "Like, EW! He's not Chad!"
>see something mundane and everyday, like a traffic light turning red or a clock that says 2:57
>think "It's a red light / 2:57 episode"
>see anything a tiny bit out of place
>think "Da Joos did this"
>see a broken streetlight / pothole etc.
>think "Libertardian paradise"
See attractive girl
Ryder Diaz
Andrew Richardson
Take a break from this websneed
Tyler Young
pretty bee and if i might add arr
Kevin Martinez
autism
Sebastian Gutierrez
Oh yeah and:
>see anything related to Trump in the mainstream media
>think "Drumpf! Blumpf! Zlorpf!"
Brayden James
Blake Smith
fuck this board
Jaxon Watson
Take a break user, go to bed
Jonathan Bailey
>walking through a business
>see a custodian
>yell out "FUCK JANNIES AND FUCK NIGGERS"
>colored janitor looks up and shakes his head
Thomas Torres
>see ANYTHING Simpsons related irl
>SNEED
Blake Jones
>see ANYTHING yellow related irl
>SNEED
John Reed
lold irl in class at this hah
William Mitchell
you are stupid and will remain lonely forever
Xavier Smith
>see something retarded happening
>"Why didn't they ____?"
>See a black person
>"FUCK NI-"
>See a pretty girl
>"IM SO FUCKING HORNY REEEE ALSO SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE FUCKS BLACK PEOPLE"
>People talk about GoT
>Suppress the urge to shout out STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS and so on
>People praise a movie
>Redpill them on their awful taste
Noah Phillips
No woman who has heard of “Chad” is a Stacy.
Nicholas Sanders
Literally me
Camden King
who are you quoting?
Owen Russell
>see a black person
>put on my top hat and make a toast
Ethan Lee
Dubs and everybody on this thread (sans me) dies for being a sperg
Thomas Ramirez
> See a thicc girl start thinking of the archtect
> see a girls ass BRAAAAAAPPPP
James Smith
I literally say based and redpilled in real life.
James Richardson
it's called being an incel schizo
solution: kys
Jeremiah Scott
Based
Brody Myers
you need to spend some time meditating lad, it's all getting to you
Cameron Diaz
/pol/incel mod and his discord buddies have turned Yea Forums into an honest to god right wing psyop
Noah Adams
>Go to the movies
>Resist asking for crab legs
>Resist asking where the showers are
>Resist asking if the penis inspector/singles bouncer have the day off
Wyatt Nelson
Some one mentions game of thrones
My inner monologue
> STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANIIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANIIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS STANIIS STANNIS STANNIS
Nicholas Roberts
As opposed to the media which is a left wing psyop.
I'd say it balances out
Anthony Gray
cringe and bluepilled