LOL

probably only took him 7 minutes, 8 max

Retards

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>defending a soulless megacoporation's shit heap just so you could 'own those MRAs'
uhm no sweaty

*your parents

Imagine defending nu-wars

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Still a better story than the new trilogy.

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>Ook Ook

MAKE IT HAPPEN

Meanwhile the same people are seething over what they did to Daenerys.

>thinking Luke having so much faith in a father he'd never meet to turn away from the dark side would succumb to some what if with his nephew

Sometimes I wonder if these artists just fumed about others making fun of Star Wars, so they made this comic thinking they were "totally owning" people

Who is this making fun of? The people who hated TLJ or the people who defended it?

I only agree with this when it comes to the Ben Affleck part

jesus christ

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people who criticize things. you should always lile everything. never question.

>fantasizing about the death of haters
ironic

Comic artists are lucky that for some autistic reason the act of reading a comic by itself is fun. Otherwise they would never survive their horrid writing.

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>go to a good restaurant, expect good food
>waiter shits on a plate and serves it to you
Wow really subverted my expectations

do you think the bull scrapped his face against a wall so he could watch closely?

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the asspain is literally oozing out of this entire comic

my butthurt dosimeter maxed out at 200 jimmies

>Not knowing what a monopoly is

Heh

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>character development means you can't be heroic
No wonder Rey has none.

I want to die

>Now you can hold on to your childhood forever! You don't have to grow or accept change!
FUCK YOU anyone that pretends there was any other point to doing a sequel trilogy.

What an asshole, lmao.

>just give us all your money and then fuck off and die you incel fucks
>what do you mean, you don't want to? what are you, a drumpf supporting nazi?
t. disney marketing

Why do fart-sniffing faggots like this think acting or entertainment as a whole are anything other than secondhand childish banalities? Why isn't he working in a coal mine?

He also could have told the kid to try watching different movies.

>grow or accept change
nothing was changed and no growth was made. the entire universe was reset. fucking idiots with their pseudo intellectual bullshit

I came here to say exactly this.

They only support SW because all the white males got fucked. They are seething over GoT because it was their feminist qween

People can accept change. What soiboys can't accept is people having legitimate critiques of something they like.

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Based Guinness memeing on the human garbage that is Star Wars fans

t. mao

But then he wouldn't be an asshole.

Are you seriously going to tell me that you agree with Sir Alec the Fag that musical theater is somehow more important and less of a waste of resources than Star Wars?

>still upset over a kids film

this is why I believe nothing will change in our society because manchildren are still angry over a fucking flick

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>fucking flick
star wars is a current era myth. you dont fuck with mythology

>Dorkly
Any website that ends with "ly" is guaranteed pop culture feminist garbage.

I would understand if they just called the trolls with absolutely no arguments "haters"
But it's now automatically extended to ANYONE who didn't like something, even when they have constructive criticism or arguments

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You wanna patronize us for clinging to old characters? Are you fucking serious? Change the name and face of every existing character in the new movies. You can't. Most of the movie's plot revolves around how deified those characters are in the eyes of other characters. Not only that, those old characters have been stripped of their identifying characteristics for specious reasons. They're just set pieces. He's literally projecting the actual issues of the movie onto us.

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well, it's unambiguously less of a waste of resources considering the costs and labor involved. i guess if you want to believe star wars is as important as musical theatre, i can't take that away from you.

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>Darth Insanius
>not Darth Sanius
One fucking job.

Racism is not okay.

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>>because people didn't like Nu Wars simply because it was "new". Not because it was a flaming pile of shit

He's legitimately autistic though.

It's ok when they do it, but not when you do it

manbabies unironically BTFO

>I have to defend the poor multi-billion dollar corporation against the cruelty of people saying negative things about their product on the internet

>being a successful corporation is bad
>but only when their movies trigger me
kys

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The fuck did I just read?

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BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEEEEEL GOOD!

oh my god who is that redhead?

/polo/ in a nutshell

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this, I mean he was a great actor but he lived a charmed life full of comforts and played pretend every day of """work""". if he felt so fucking high and mighty why was he accepting the checks. obviously not below him in that regard

>wtf you don't like pop culture?

since when has anyone defended mainstream media, what the fuck is going on

contrary to plebian belief, there is an objective hierarchy of the quality of art. Some is better than others.

What a fucking dick.

Based

because mainstream media is pushing their narrative now.

>change always good

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Why do they have so much trouble wrapping their heads around it?
they didn't do what I expected/wanted =/= this film was bad

Here, idiots, I've made a handy chart for you.

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When mainstream media owns the public consciousness

like I honestly don't get how this is so fucking complicated to some people

it's literally as simple as a 2x2