Artie Lange is now pumping gas

It's pretty based, like a Drive Thru Gas Station. They bring you out smokes and stuff. Comfy

Oregon recently started letting people pump their own gas and there were retarded old people crying actual tears about it on the news. Kek

>it's literally illegal for people in New Jersey to pump their own gas
wtf why?

They're retarded. They can't be trusted with flammable substances.

>it's literally illegal for people in New Jersey to pump their own gas

Gotta' love that Blue State """""""freedom""""""".
At least they can give each other AIDS and have it only count a misdemeanor.

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New Englanders are literally sub-intelligent.

gas jockey lobby

Out-of-area retard detected. New Jersey is definitely not New England

>Addicted to getting high
>Sentenced to breath gasoline

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>Land of the Free

Might as well have sentenced him to work in an aerosol factory

>That'll be $80 plus tip please

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As someone who has family in New Jersey can confirm. Most of them are drug/alcohol addled morons.

OH! Hear that 'Tone?

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Yep. Illegal to do it yourself there.

Even the most broke rundown gas station has to have a vacant-eyed attendant to wait on your every need.

Because lassez-faire capitalism results in an entire stratum of society whose job is to do shit nobody really needs, for pennies. In Europe, supermarkets have no greeters and no grocery baggers.

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Jesus christ 1st world problems.

10 lethal doses of heroin and a knife in the gut couldn't kill him

Yeah, so it was quite the experience when I got to do it when I drove to Pennsylvania

>twitter.com/artiequitter/status/1128694142656237568
using a cell phone near gasoline.
brainlet.

the fuck??!

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there are no baggers here in australia. i can either stand there like an asshole and watch the cashier do it alone, or awkwardly help her/him do it. worse is when it's busy and there's a line of other shoppers who have to wait for it to finish before the cashier can start scanning their shit. i can feel them watching me

the american way is better

>#TeamArtie

The fuck?

it's good to have menial job of retardes, keeps them focused and from doing retarded stuff.

I thought Canada was cool until I actually visited. Only great thing was the lack of minorities but even that is changing. Not even memeing

lol what?

That's fucking easy. I had to do workrelease in southern california weedwhacking hills in 95-105 degree heat 3 years ago.

>unimportant addict working at a gas station
seems right

Just bag them yourself, are you a cripple?

it's not always easy to bag $400+ worth of groceries while others wait to get their stuff scanned

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This is actually one of the chief economic policies of Japan

It's as easy for you as it would be for anyone, and they're your fucking groceries.

Jersey isn’t in New England, mr “sub-intelligent”

New Jersey is even dumber than New England.

>t. irrelevant flyover retard
Don't forget to shave your junk before your family reunion.

>lack of minorities
clearly you have never been to Canada
youtube.com/watch?v=TU1M-E3xhSg

I once tried to pump gas in oregon and I swear they tried to drop a net on me. 6 employees came running at me

He was on his way on being the next john belushi.

He ALMOST had it. And he blew it all away because of fucking drugs. How sad.