Patient is a 27 years old male who suffers from uncontrolable and unpredictable fits of rage during which he tends to...

Hivemind of unfunny people
You guys suck (but not fuck)

But that might drive his hearth rate up even more
What if we try making him watch Foreman fuck Thirteen, it is a long shot, but it might work

Him leaving this show ruined his career.

Prove me wrong

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>House, to my office ... NOW!

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I've been rewatching House as well and this shit was pretty fucking redpilled for its time. Literally all the women are cheating whores while their husband/boyfriend is generally good guys.

House also slams minorities all the time. There have been 5+ lesbian couples in the show but no fags.

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Screw the patient, I want to have sex with you House right now.

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He went on to do some political shit Obama right?

gotta admit i jerked it to this as a kid but now i realize what a fridge she was

Maybe it's Incel?

yes mommy cuddy

Then we should get him a lombar puncture and have a biopsy.
This always solves the problem.

oh, gross.

Prime Cameron was ungodly cute.

Did you listen to a word I said? Guy's 27, people this age screw like rabbits.

Chase, Cameron. Search his house.

Did kumar become a doctor in the end?

I'm rewatching House right now. What went wrong? Why could they not just give him a happy ending?

that's what he thought would happen, then he was pretty much ignored and did nothing

>hey kid, I have a nigger in room 301. Do you want to kill a coon before you die?

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Damn. She used to do something for me.

no, it's fungal

If i remember correctly the ending was pretty decent. Riding to the sunset with your best bro.

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Doesn’t sound like Foreman.

>that scene where he kisses cunny

basically this, There's this one picture that circulated around Redtit for about a month and that's it.

I don't even think he did anything.

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House was suicidal and Wilson had terminal cancer. Last seasons were pretty garbage too.

eternal reminder that the true ending is the last episode of season 5, everything afterwards is a delirious halucination of a drug addict

No, the condition is worsening by the day, we need to up the dose. 30lbs of pussy and ass.

perhaps if you slightly shoot him in the head that will help

*Sigh* I hate doing this.
Okay house, we found in his house some comic books of what looks like naked humanoid aliens with big aliens and colorful fur in their head.
Also several slabs of rubber that somewhat smell of semen. We think, uh, we think he was using those rubber slabs to masturbate. They have really small holes where a normal dick wouldn't pass through, but the smell of semen is too strong.
We took them to the lab for testing though

See that spot on the MRI? Liver inflammation. Dumbass drinks 12 cans of Monster a day. The sugar overload put him into pre-diabetes, causing gastritis; kid pops an anti-acid or two, calls it all good. After a week or two, the pain irritates him, so this dumbass decides to take ibuprofen instead of paracetamol.. or vicodin.. causing deterrioration of the stomach lining. Having a constant wound in your stomach leads to all kinds of complications, like chronic idiopathic vitamin defficiency. Did we mention this dumbass huffs NO2? Because his B12 at 70ng/dl while his folic acid spikes from his vegan diet left his nervous system depleted.

Differential diagnosis, peripheral neuropathy characterised by demyelination, schizotypal behaviour produced from secondary demyelination of the brain stem, resulting in inflammation and behavioural issues.

He then played the white house press secretary in Designated Survivor. Guess it was method acting.

In the movies? Yes.

we should break into his parent's house and have a look around

send the black guy

House. We tried to administer 300ml pussy and ass but there were some complications. It seems the patient is suffering erectile dysfunction due to extended period of being a lonely incel. How should we remedy this?

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*tsk* the isolation has been there for too long... Have Chase dress up as a woman and suck him off, otherwise he'll die in weeks.

>also that one episode where he just fucking hates fat people
chase was definitely /ourguy/

Did you check his computer? People like him spend whole days online, we might find some clues there

>cuddy enters the room
HOUSE YOU CAN'T DO THIS, IT'S UNETHICAL. I FORBID IT!
His problem is probably lack of hygiene. Try giving him antibiotics

Taking paracetamol or paracetamol containing vicodin... with liver inflammation?!

House? Are you high?

Name a more paint by numbers show that House

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Why change the recipe if it works

Every single show in the 90s and 00s was like that, just think of Monk for example

And that was the good part of the show.
It was like playing Pokemon. You always know what to expect, and it was fun.
You don't need to trash your show to subvert your audience's expectation every time.
Sometimes the best tool you need... Is a simple hammer.

and yet it was comfy as fuck, just like your average cop show investigating shit

Chop his dick and make him a woman

>Blonde blue eyed racist, fat people hating, nigger killing, cunny kissing, shitposting australian is the most based guy on the show

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women and old people hate non-formulaic shows and only have the attention span to follow sex stories, tv shows are bound to be this shitty

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cringe,
fucking boomer with those clothes man.

formulaic shows are the ultimate brainlet magnets though, don't kid yourself. They work because brainlets forget the template by next week's episode. The reason it worked for House were the characters and witty dialogue alongside solid acting.

Wait he kills a nigger?

He kills the african warlord in season 6 because he hates coons

Show him your feet

Must be sarcoidosis then

Bro its sherlock holmes as a doctor. Its comfy mystery solving kino

Finally someone who recognizes that episode as her hottest appearance

He's jaundiced
His liver's failing

it was a different time

Which is why romance and melodrama and family issues were so much of a forced interruptive crap.

Also comedy was great.

Patient has a rare case of ligma

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Kek , this place is full of cucks

The dollar doesn’t buy him anything compared to 30 years ago, women are hypergamous, initiate divorce 80% of the time, the media tells him he’s evil for being a male and white and he doesn’t see anything for himself in the future.

The patient rejects pussy and ass... Try cunny next, report back

It seems he's allergic to that. Pussy might kill him.
Try injecting him with 230mm of black bull dick and see how he reacts.

The audience doesn't carw about the patient and science. The characters do. The audience cares about how the characters would react and the gimmicks House would employ. I miss it even if season 7 was trash and season 8 was poor.

>House, we cannot do that, that's illegal in most countries!

Shocked he hasn’t had a bigger career he’s an objectively attractive guy

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Bum Cancer?

I'm guessing you forgot about taub the most unfaithful person on that show

youtube.com/watch?v=jRuVFsX7IQI

His wife was also unfaithful. It evens out.

you are black.

this gif misses 2 very important parts of a house episode
>other doctor explains the patient's situation to house, house is dismissive but takes the case and generally says something like "that's just weird."
>the first thing house tries to do ALWAYS fails, he only succeeds on his 3rd insane idea

LP is a legit useful method because it gives u access to the CNS, the blood brain barrier prevents just taking blood normally to diagnose it.

And he usually has that insane idea while doing something completely unrelated to work, like taking a massive piss in the bathroom

hold on im not done, that was a courtesy flush

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someone give me an alternative to House

Name a better ending for a procedural. House had an actual arc, became less selfish, hell, in a selfless act threw his life away just so he could spend the last days of his friends life at his side. That was proper growth and a sweet ending to one of the most kino bromances.

character development is gay and stupid. Dexter was based in season 1 and 2 then he got progressively gayer. Imagine if he continued to be season 1 Dexter throughout instead of turning into a moralfag.

Good point. Do it or you’re fired.

We checked his computer, and it's really weird, he's obviously racist, spends hours a day on this site called Yea Forums, talking about how he hates black people, but then we found out he has BLACKED premium membership and every BLACKED video in existence on his 10TB NAS.
It must be neurological.

I hope I kill myself before I turn to a 27 year old virgin.

Doctor’s note:
>M27 admitted 3 days ago, appears delirious. Mumbles occasionally about “femnazis” and speaks of a “beta uprising” to invisible figures he believes to be in the room. Of note, hygiene and grooming are sub-par and patient reeks of semen. Patient has not spoken to neighbors in months. Heart rate is 110/min, BMI is 53. Recommend immediate institutionalization and risperidone for schizoid symptoms, or 50 mg fentanyl IV if treatment fails and patient is to be put out of misery.

Get him a rifle and a couple of mags, throw him outside the local jew church. STAT.

This post is a work of artistic fiction. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact or a legitimate belief.

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Y-yeah imagine that
Must suck living like that right? Know what's probably even worse? Being a 29 yo virgin, LOL!!
just end my suffering already god

It's a square!

Are you sure that's enough? He might need over 20 lbs. of pussy and ass by my calculations.

I'm sorry.

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House!!

DID YOU JUST TAKE A PATIENT

OUT. OF. THE. HOSPITAL.

TO. A. BAR.

BOUGHT HIM A PROSTITUTE

AND MADE HIM LOSE HIS VIRGINIT,y?

House, how did you know??

that the only cure for inceldom was to

HAVE SEX

kek

From the thumbnail I thought this was that hat from the Harry Potter movies being put on his head, referencing the fact that once that user turns 30 he becomes a wizard.

lmao

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Damn it I'm always high. If we explode his liver, maybe we can get him into an OR and save his legs.

my sides

And people say Yea Forums isn't objectively the best board.
I am one of those people. /k/ is best, Yea Forums is second

josh?

Based