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How would you have written season 8?
2nd for Bomber Dany
guess they'll have to call it Queens Landing from now on
Bran saw the vision of Drogon over King's Landing and Dany burning it to the ground at the start of S4 yet he still let Dany and Jon go south without telling Jon about the million people about to die by fire.
>He's pulling all the strings. He wanted Dany to go mad so he could be the king of the ashes.
>Bran is Littlefinger 2.0.
like my penis.
longer
and
harder
How the fuck did he know
what's the point of Jon going to wall, since Night King is not a threat anymore?
So is Bran immortal now that he’s the 3ER?
fug
meant for
the spoilers for the last episode are not real.
>How the fuck did he know
he was a higher up or worked on the sets
does GoT have the cutest Boys?
There is no point, it's just a form of exile.
Cope.
Have at it
LADS
...
>he
It was Emilia all along.
>rewatching scenes with Balon in them
Fuck me, it's annoyingly realistic how stupid this fag was.
BASED
Denial: [X]
Anger: [ ]
Bargaining: [ ]
Depression: [ ]
Acceptance: [ ]
I have a full back piece tattoo with Daenerys' face and "Mother of Dragons" written below. It costed hundreds of dollars to get done. It will cost thousands to have removed. And all the pain. To those of you who take delight in this situation, I just want you to know that I'm weeping right now.
post proof fag
what was the point all along when the threat was absolutely obliterated by a tummy poke
God I have always hated the look of that sword.
Daenerys "Arsonyst" Targaryen
Daenerys "Hell's Belle" Targaryen
Daenerys "Ten Ton Terror" Targaryen
Daenerys "Westerner Wrecker" Targaryen
Daenerys "Peasant Accelerant" Targaryen
Daenerys "Valyrian Pyromaniac" Targaryen
Daenerys "Set the knights alight" Targaryen
Daenerys "Commoner Combustor" Targaryen
Daenerys "Stay Calm, Eat Napalm" Targaryen
Daenerys "Try to outrun my Drogon" Targaryen
Daenerys "See a town? Burn it down" Targaryen
Daenerys "Red Keep into Black Keep" Targaryen
Daenerys "Unburnt city? What a pity!" Targaryen
Daenerys "Crownlands into Wastelands" Targaryen
Daenerys "Your Queen demands kerosene" Targaryen
Daenerys "King's Landing into Kindling" Targaryen
Daenerys "Kingslander Killing Khaleesi" Targaryen
Daenerys "Making candles of the Andals" Targaryen
Daenerys "You better flee from Flea Bottom" Targaryen
Daenerys "Breaker of Chains, Baker of Brains" Targaryen
Daenerys "De-housing civilians by the millions" Targaryen
Daenerys "Clog up my streets, become ash heaps" Targaryen
Daenerys "Queen of Meeereen here 2 make u scream" Targaryen
Daenerys "Seeing a white flag makes me want to frag" Targaryen
Daenerys "Torching a peasantry is just my pleasantry" Targaryen
Daenerys "Dropping canisters on every single Lannister" Targaryen
Daenerys "Shower me with praise or your city I will raze" Targaryen
Daenerys "Ring the bells, I'll send them to the Seven Hells" Targaryen
Daenerys "All these children must burn because it's my turn" Targaryen
Daenerys "After seeing Rhaegal crash this city needs to be ash" Targaryen
Daenerys "If the crowds dare to jeer then their skin needs to sear" Targaryen
Daenerys "The show's down to the wire so I need to go crazy with fire" Targaryen
Daenerys "After they see all the flame they'll be some babies to rename" Targaryen
Daenerys "Surrender in desperation, you'll get nothing but conflagration" Targaryen
Daenerys "Don't have to read the last book to know that King's Landing will cook" Targaryen
literally fake news
the night king wins the battle and takes winterfell and then kings landing. dany jon and arya escape to dorne where they find stannis who has been in hiding there. then they go back to westeros with dragons and kill the night king, but the land is already ruined by the winter and the dead. jon kills himself and stannis and dany get married and start westerosi civilization over again
>”in the books”
Based handsome confident-in-his-own-weight book reader chad
Do you think it would've been better if they showed Dany cackling like a banshee while burning the city?
>ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW FATHER? KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GO DANY GO!
Mylady but you sai..
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I hate this fookin cunt. Look at this bitch face. Urg...
Yes.
>post on tv
>talks about books
Post yfw the Mountain threw Qyburn
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>Davos: (pointing at Daenerys) This is your fault, goddammit!
>Jon: Stop right there, Davos.
>Davos: She wouldn't listen!
>Jon: We didn't have a choice!
>Davos: She turned us into FUCKING KILLERS!
where's my money, tarbeck
I want Sansa to kill me and fuck my corpse.
Season 8 massacred Jon. I know his characterization is different in the books, but D&D went against their own interpretation of who Jon is. He is literally just a plot device now. He doesn't have any opinions. He "loves" Daenerys but won't talk to her. He was cucked out of killing the Night King by Arya. The destruction of King's Landing was seen from Arya's point of view.
Season eight invalidated everything. The entire conflict in the last two+ hours could have been prevented if Jon knew how to have a conversation.
>reading books
Eron is pretty based, now way book eron can compete
Did we ever get Jon talking to Jorah about this sword?
mad queen a cute
>now way book eron can compete
Kys showfag
/got/
As all Hollywood media, this is a foreshadowing of things to come. Kings Landing is western white folk's land, you only see white people getting rekt. Feminist Matriarcal rule (dany), owner of the state (drogon-dragon-leviathan) will burn Europe (KL) to the ground, as revenge act for blacks (unsullied) and arabs (dothraki). European liberals (tyrion) and EU military (jon snow) will support this act, but regret it in the end
Be prepared for some major burnings and killings in Europe, and then its replacement by NWO governed by omnscient AI (Bran)
e6 photos any moment now
I wish she smiled, like she had a sadistic orgasm, yes. It would have been sexier
me on the left
How do I get a genocidal gf guys?
Book Euron is even more based. The only reason show Euron is any good is Pilou Asbaek was mad about getting cucked out of a cool character and made it his life goal to fuck with everyone as much as possible before the end
>Azula fucked her brother
>Dany fucked her cousin
Pottery
Copnitive dissonance
Any woman will do
jon kinda forgot he could talk it better out with Dany
star wars was a mistake
you don't
Books are for nerds and nerds are virgins
this general has 1 week left of life
Do it again bomber Dany
>pic related
>inb4 /got/ gets purged the day after the show ends
Yeah, when they went and got a wight they had a conversation about it
>How do I get a genocidal gf guys?
Get a time machine and go back to marry some pre-20th century queen
based
You haven’t seen the leak yet?
Reminder it is no longer the Seven Kingdoms, the Iron Islands is an independent kingdom.
>[Jon Snow and Davos Seaworth watch Daenerys appear before the Red Keep]
>[addressing the maesters at the gate] Behind you stands a symbol of oppression. The Red Keep, where a thousand men have languished under the name of this boy, Joffrey Baratheon [holds portrait of Joffrey] who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice!
>You have been supplied with a false idol [tears up portrait] to stop you tearing down this CORRUPT CITY! Let me tell you the truth about Joffrey Baratheon from the words of former King's Hand, Eddard Stark.
>[reads Ned's letter to Stannis] "Joffrey is not the true heir. He is a bastard born of incest between Cersei Lannister and her brother, Jaime. I praised the mad boy who tried to murder my own child but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of Seven Kingdoms with the truth, and it is time for me to resign."
>[calls to prisoners] …And do you accept this man's resignation? But do you accept the resignation of all of these liars?! Of all the corrupt?! [prisoners roar with approval]
>We take King's Landing from the corrupt! The nobles! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity - and we give it back to you, the smallfolk. King's Landing is yours. None shall interfere, do as you please. [Drogon blows a hole in the gates, allowing the Unsullied inside] But start by storming the Red Keep and freeing the oppressed! Step forward, those who would serve! For an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed! Blood will be shed! The gold cloaks will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city… it will endure. King's Landing will survive.
alita general will continue for months possibly years with no repercussions
i remember to thought that these leak was too retarded to be true
I got subverted™
Kek where is this from?
>all prophecies turned out to be bullshit
>Jamie knowingly and willingly abandons his redemption arc
>Arya sees the reality of war and death, realizing she isn't the "badass" assassin she thought she was
>Cersei ended up killing all her children through her own incompetence and dies crying like a baby
>Dany and her followers reveal themselves to be the worst group of tyrants despite preaching peace and equality
>/ourguy/ Euron goes down in history as a hero who 360 no scoped one dragon and died trying to stop Dany's slaughter of King's Landing
The show has had its blunders but the ending is shaping up to be true kino. It lured the normalfags in and then grabbed them by the throats to force feed them redpills. The Dany fags are getting an especially harsh dosage since most of them are "YASS QUEEN" SJWs in real life who are just as morally corrupt as Dany
played that recently.
I tried several times to just snipe from the platform to avoid using (((white phosphorus))), but since it offered no alternative, I did it. from the heat vision drone view I knew the last part were not enemy soldiers, but just nuked it anyway.
I would rather have shot my whining teammates too.
didn't shoot the hanging men, shot the snipers instead.
when it came to the crowd of civilians I mowed into them with efficiency.
You know what I don't remember that at all, but I guess I can't shit on D&D for forgetting.
>anyone
>more based than show eron
No
Daenerys "If There's No Starbucks, Burn The Cucks" Targaryen
last year we had 2 days
rate
idk, summoning krakens to sink a fleet sounds kinda based too
>subverting villain's defeat expectations can't be kin-
Your Highness
KINO game
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10/10
kek
And so is THE NORF
Sounds pretty anime and gay t b h
photo of tattoo with timestamp and a copy of today's newspaper or gtfo
and this year?
fewer
>meet qt at the bar or something
>she mentions she's a fan of game of thrones
>you ask her favorite characters
What are the redflags, /got/?
I WAS RIGHT NED
BURNED THE ENTIRE CITY TO THE GROUND, GODS SHE WAS MAD THEN
we can have the occasional Bobby thread though but yeah mods really hate /got/
kino moment 100%
>And so is THE NORF
Noooo, what part of Jon bent da knee don't you get?
yeah bud, not real at
>lone wolf dies but the pack survives
>series ends with Starks split
>Arya fucks off, Bran in the South, Jon at the Wall, Sansa in Winterfell
Pottery
if only those niggers hated capeshit as much
>girl who has been talking about burning cities and commiting war crimes for 8 seasons burns a city to the ground
>"wtf that was out of nowhere"
Reminder
Bran is evil, and his role as 3ER is actually to scourge Westeros with war to break humanity of it (events beginning with bells.) NK was actually created by a splinter faction of the Children of the Forest who didn’t want the killing to proceed, when he killed 3ER he would return beyond the wall. Through Melisandre it is revealed that the many faced God is the Lord of Light, and wishes the death to continue for its entertainment. She commits suicide in despair. Jon unknowingly saves Bran from the NK; Lightbringer ignites and keeps the lesser wights back during the duel. The NK expresses that he has made a grave mistake before perishing, yielding doubt. Dany proceeds to KL and fights the bells, to bran’s surprise keeping her sanity. He wargs Drogon and murders everyone. Everyone wants to elect him king, but Dany tells Jon the truth. Arya assassinates Dany before conferring with Jon. Filled with remorse, Jon kills Bran, ending the scourge of the 3ER, then takes the black. Gendry takes the throne and Sansa rules the North.
100% chance she says Dany (pre last episode)
Daily reminder that Marik lost all his duels and had to use magic or cheats to win
>Daeny
nigger what are you doing
rest is 10/10
Anyone put It Ain't Me over the Dany burning stuff scene yet?
Sansa = whore
10/10
you were subverted but overcame a true man of taste and culture
>HURR DURR SCORPIONS HAVE BEEN NERFED
No, only based Euron can one shot a dragon without gay magic ice spear shit
ha!
show euron is a shitty anime villain though
>she mentions she's a fan of game of thrones
Isn't this a redflag already? Unless she recognizes that it went to shit.
someone posted it last night and I couldn't stop fucking laughing
>not wanting to burn down shit's landing with your punished Dany wife
nigga what are YOU doing
Bron hit one
has Bran been sitting on his throne the whole time?
Can someone give me a vague explanation why everyone is pissed? I've only seen the first season
Never should have let Ramsey and Littlefinger or Varys die
10/10
>only based Euron can one shot a dragon
you're goddamn right.
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Hi Kevan!
>everyone who has sex is make believe
You sound like a seething incel t b h
gold cloaks didn't survive though
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>Cersei: It seems that reports of my... survival... have been greatly exaggerated.
>Daenerys: This isn't possible.
>Cersei: Oh, I assure you, it is.
>Daenerys: How?!
>Cersei: Not how. Why? You were never meant to come here.
>Daenerys: What happened here was out of my control.
>Cersei: Was it? None of this would've happened if you'd just stopped. But on you marched. And for what?
>Daenerys: We tried to save the realm.
>Cersei: You're no savior. Your talents lie elsewhere.
>Daenerys: This isn't my fault...
>Cersei: It takes a strong woman to deny what's in front of her. And if the truth is undeniable, you create your own. The truth, Daenerys, is that you're here because you wanted to feel like something you're not: A hero. I'm here because you can't accept what you've done. It broke you. You needed someone to blame, so you cast it on me: a dead woman. I know the truth is hard to hear, Dany, but it's time. You're all that's left, and we can't live this lie forever. (points a crossbow at Daenerys) I'm going to count to five, then I'm pulling the trigger.
>Daenerys: You're not real, this is all in my head.
>Cersei: Are you sure? Maybe it's in mine... ONE.
>Daenerys: No... Everything... all this... it was YOUR fault!
>Cersei: If that's what you believe, then shoot me! Two.
>Daenerys: I... I didn't mean to hurt anybody...
>Cersei: No one ever does, Dany. Three...
D&D are based for going all the way
take your meds
I love to listen to women being upset about Dany almost as much as I hate women in the first place
its still politically valuable to have the Nights Watch - a place to send criminals and others to police the north, which will be full of all kinds of lawlessness in the wake of the war in the north
I miss early Bran.
Why do you envy me for taking cocaine and having sex?
>So you came back to die with your city!
>No... I came back to stop you
Arya appears from nowhere and stabs her anyways
Do it again, Burner Dany.
imagine not loving women so much that you are taking pills to become one
>Night's Watch is now a get out of jail free card for criminals
WHAT A COOL TWIST!!!!
d&d subverted everyone's expectations
Euron was pretty based but he came off like a shitty anime character
Cute
I still think these leaks are fake. Arya got on to the white horse at the end, that means she’s going to kill Dany. If Arya kills Dany and she killed the Night Ming and ended the Long Night that means she’s Azor Arya. She’s the Princess that was Promised. She’s def siting in the Iron Throne. If you are in denial about this you are just as dumb as the dykes who always thought Dany was a good person just because she loves freeing POC and forcing them into white lands.
Danime
*cough* despite making up 50% of the population women are responsible for 99% of the problems
Can i get a Boomer edit of psycho Dany on drogon?
>Mr. Benioff? It is time. Subvert all expectations.
bran is the big bad retards
cute
>no kaiba to summon a blue eyes white dragon to defeat drogon
Why are you seething about euron having sex?
Euron died because he wanted to 1v1 Jaime Lannister for no reason.
WOKE
>Euron died because he wanted to 1v1 Jaime Lannister for no reason.
Yes the fight made no sense and the actor just phoned it in.
>episode 5=infinity war
>episode 6=endgame
It's kind of true when you really think about it
>Master, the fat man has resumed writing. He's going to finish the book.
>"He cannot be allowed to finish. The HBO ending will be the only ending. Kill him, then burn the manuscripts."
y-yeah but he didn't close his eyes what a badass!
triples confirm
They simply subverted so hard they came back out the other side unwittingly.
Get a load of this /pol/ faggot lmao
>Arya
lmao
Jon is the one killing Dany, not that fucking Naruto goblin
gb2r
B I G G U Y
I
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G
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Y
How hard is he coping?
>"No"
>ever watching a capeshit movie
Haha I fuckin love Dany now, not gonna lie. I cannot explain why exactly, it's many things that make me genuinely feel good.
Go girl, burn everything, especially the last hopes of your fans
Which GoT horse was the sexiest?
can't wait for her first interview after ep5
this girl walks up to you and demands you give her all your cummies or shell burn everyone you love alive
what do you do?
>white horse at the end, that means she’s going to kill Dany
Go read the white horse passage in the bible again
if they do anything like this, I will sue d&d
ask if she's Targaryen why doesn't she have purple eyes
how do I become a chad like him?
I give everything *and* I tell her she can burn everyone if she wants to, as long as she keeps me next to her
Can anyone make one with Hell's Bells?
Starting with bell ringing
I hope with a tied noose it’s not like these got eceleb fags have anything left now to generate shekels from
Cringe and based at the same time
>last episode written by D&D themselves
Based, only incels complain about euron
He can simple be pardoned like bobby b did with jaime
so fucking based
ask her to either order an edict forcing me to fuck her or don't bother me
>Why didn't they just cast albinos
Truthpilled
>forgetting any scene in /got/
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Honestly, if you get into a situation as writer/director where some nobody piece of shit actor is rejecting your fucking orders, then you know you dun goofed
I just wish Euron had more screentime t b h
well... i give the girl what she wants
He'll still talk about the books
Red Lady is the biggest red flag.
Neds wife.. I forget her name. Is a green flag.
in the sense he can upload his head to weirwood.net for the next one to come along. his physical form only will perish
>cringe
Sorry, I don't know how to explain my feelings.
this GO DANY the fact the actress hates it are bonus points
This
>Red Lady is the biggest red flag.
why?
Books are for nerds
Prove me wrong
If they make her queen it proves that they were neither based nor redpilled
That they only made dany the villain because Martin told them to
It would prove that the agenda the pushed with the sand snakes, yara, Cersei, Sansa and marya Sue is still there
Euron successfully completed his arc
He came to fuck to fuck the queen, he fucked the queen and died in a fight with the other man that fucked the queen.
this cannot be proven wrong
>Wanting me to remember anything related to the stupid "Let's capture a wight!" plotline
I'm happier forgetting.
That user hates peoples who have sex
Idgaf I just want to marry Ramsay
>Dany sits on the Iron Thrones
>an arrow passes near her
>a second one
>people start looking around, wondering where's the archer
>a shadow holding a bow falls from the roof
>it raise its hood
>It's motherfucking Edmure Tully
>"Missed me?"
>He rapidly release a volley of arrow to Dany and her dragon
>only two hits, but they kill the Mad Queen and her child
>Edmure look up, smiling
>"For you, Brynden"
>the unsullied finally rush him, piercing his body with 20 spears.
In episode 4, Bronn showed up and instead of killing the Lannister brothers he said he's going to kill some officers in King's Landing if they pay him with land.
What the fuck happened with that? Did I miss it?
you must be old grandpa
t. kennelmaster's daughter with the weird alien hips
If you're on set and think you give out orders like it were some military camp, you are the problem.
truer truth has never been spoken
There's a serious lack of aaagh posting ITT
>implying
>dany goes evil
wtf I love GoT now
also
>you will never have a cute petit genocidal gf
Did he die though?
We got Bran'd
imagine being this wrong but thanks for reminding me
cat is the biggest red flag , holy shit is that bitch dumb
but it always has been
Well you ready to buy Winds in 5 days when I release it?
Honestly the one at the end that meets Arya makes me diamonds every time.
Arya practiced with a bow. I take that as foreshadowing she's going to shoot someone dead from off-screen.
>Euron died
Based leaker
Who’s that?
holy fuck I bet he insisted on killing Rhaegal too
>okay but only one of the shots should hit
>no. all three are right on target
>she says Bloodraven
I throw my drink in her face and challenge her dishonorable kinslaying thot ass to a duel
T*llies are the biggest family killers are you baiting?
Balon had a great actor
Best one
“More seed, Your Grace?”
Is that fatso using VI editor for writing a book? Now I know while it takes so long fucker always quits out without saving
i may have to reconsider my opinion
Just some old got fanfic writer.
When’s he going to read this?
> Believing the he actually has the books done conspiracy
That fat fuck is simply a fat fucking fuck that's too lazy to finish the fucking books
AAAAAAAAAGH
He had exactly 5 minutes to live with his aorta split in the belly.
What a fucking little useless bitch
yfw arya gets shoved up that horse's ass
INCELDUR
>Wait we have another Aeg-
I might be making this up, but I thought Gurrm once said something along the lines of Salsa definitely being a "good guy" in the books and he wanted everyone (IRL - you and me) to like her and he was doing everything he could to make that happen. I don't know where he would have said that but for some reason that's stuck in my mind.
We’re talking about euron here, not some limp wristed euron hating incel
>Thinking the Drowned God needs an aorta to live
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH SAVE ME ELEPHANTS
Scale of 1-10 how would you rate the Golden Companys performance in battle?
>WA-WAIT LET ME JUST BE ON SCREEN FOR A FEW MORE SEC-
>Bronn and Sam on the council
How the fuck did D&D come up with this shit?
>Let's just put all named characters that we haven't killed yet there
>Scale of 1-10 how would you rate the Golden Companys performance in battle?
negative 1 for being outside a wall
Would still let her burn that shit down, but would ask to get on Drogon with her as passenger
>DO IT! HAVE SEX!
>No.
>INCELDUR!
I refuse to believe that is the real ending
Why is his name "Strickland"? Isn't he a Blackfyre?
Reading makes you homosexually gay.
Myranda
No
Tywin is dead.
Jaime is dead.
Robb is dead.
Randyll is Tarly.
Bronn is the best military advisor of the seven kingdoms and Sam is nearly a grand maester. This actually makes sense.
>fucking bronn "dood just kill them lmao" in the council
>fucking sam "fat coward" in the council
>fucking tyrion "i am a proven retard and traitor to literally everyone" lannister in the council
STANDING HERE
I REALIZE
YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME
TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY
nobody knows who these people are bookfag dweed
There were some ex-yu dany memes around, someone saved them?
God I wish.
She’s so pretty.
two reasons:
1. its a way for jon to relinquish his right to the throne
2. jon stated in season 7 and 8 that he does not want to fight anymore so since there is no threat of the white walkers and freefolk he can live in peace ( unless if they do something cliche like showing a white walker at the very end of the episode)
And what kind of medieval name is "Harry"?
J-Jon please....
Just one drop....
>tfw no insane bitch to breed with at knife point
This image is ABSOLUTELY KINO
WHAT A WASTED POTENTIAL
The ones where Dany gets yandere for Jon?
They were historical pics with Dany's face shopped in them.
What if Davos was smuggling something else, but it got changed to onion by the word filter?
.. please jon....
the tip... just.... the tip...
a lick... please... let me....
Isn't Sam still part of the Night's Watch? When did he decided to leave an organization he has pledge to serve until his death so he go back being Lord of the Tarlys?
>Bronn is the best military advisor of the seven kingdoms and Sam is nearly a grand maester.
>showfags actually believe this
>He doesn't know about Kermit and Elmo Tully
>what if all the characters were horses
they've run out of characters to steal from the fat man and can't find enough brain cells between them to conceive some of their own, so they're stuck with literal nobodies filling important roles
it's why gendry gets to be lords of storm's end. the fat man would have done the sensible thing and realise that dany has lots of powerful or worthy lords in her ranks already who'dd take great offence in being surpassed by a bastard whose only contribution to the damn thing has been making some weapons or she'dd use it as a bargaining ship to get a powerfull ally in the storm lands
but nope that would require them to come p with a name give it to the guy we kept rowing for 4 years
>posts on tv
>talks about books
Virgin detected
this is Yea Forums board fucking incel, not Yea Forums
that's what it always was, retard.
Fucking Tullys
I'm loving it. I'm loving that the "I am rooting for x" crowd is getting more or less blown the fuck out. People who treat GoT as if GoT was a sports competition are pure cancer
>"Yew promised meh a fookin CAUHSTLE!"
>*Bronn aims the crossbow*
>"Fookin Lannestahs"
>*slow motion of him pulling the trigger*
>*camera cuts to the behind the cgi arrow as it flys towards its target *
>*it gets knocked away by another arrow that comes out of nowhere*
>*camera cuts to Arya lowering a bow*
>*smirk* "-not today"
>*roll credits*
>(And Who)
>(Are You)
>mfw all of my normie friends who were still into the show now want to read the books because they've realized the show is trash
>Suddenly the idea that Martin held on to book 6 until after the show finished seems like a wise strategy
So, what are /got/'s thoughts on Bran-king? Obviously Dani turns evil in the books. But does Bran actually become king? What might the reasons be for that?
ah yes, bron, who literally cares about nothing but himself and money, and whos "military advice" boils down to "dood sneaky asssassination 20 gud men" is the perfect fit to protect and rule a kingdom
Also sam, a fat coward that hides in battle as his brothers get massacred surely will always keep the security of the people above his own
And tyrion, a fucking retard that was literally wrong about everything EVERY TIME, and who was betrayed more people that everyone else in the show combined, surely THIS time he will be loyal, not betray anyone, and not be retarded
Also how is bran a fit for king? He literally said he doesnt care about anything anymore
Oh. Check the other Danerys thread up
Is this like how The Patriots word filters to La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo? Is it some Three Eyed Raven magic? Some Citadel magic?
Haha. Or Henry, right?
Couldn't they just listen to the actors who read the books? If you put together a bunch of people with experience usually they come up with at least a couple decent ideas.
>Bronn is the best military advisor
he is some fucking sellsword that only knows how to kill people
he never even commanded an army on his own in the first place
not to mention you don't even need commanders to run a kingdom peace e.g.: the small council
>Sam is nearly a grand maester.
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
he is a maester dropout oathbreaker night's watchmen and a fat coward
Are tullys the eternal anglos of westeros?
Goblin genetics and a divine predisposition to fuck shit up, ruin everything and start world wars?
>mfw GRRM announces the release of all the remaining books on Monday, May 20, surprising even his publisher.
unless you classify gentry as a secondary character, his ending is GRRM's ending. he said he had a 2 day meeting with D&D about this and all the main characters finish pretty much where they finish in the book series
they could be like UN peacekeepers. an armed military force that isn't supposed to get in fights but just occupies the space between two conflicting groups. the groups being wildlings and northerners. stop the wildlings from raiding and stop the northerners from expanding north (now that there's no spoopy threat or giant wall)
It's fantasy bro just switch youre brain off lmao
Bran is 3ER. He knows everything about everyone of entire realm, definitely the best choose for iron throne.
HEY YO DOCTAH
poop scene?
This. Fuck /pol/ and the bullshit they force on this show. Fuck bigotry, islamophobia, anti-semitism, sexism, racism, homophobia and most importantly xenophobia. LET THEM IN. Preach it user.
QYBURN IS MALCADOR
THE BRANPEROR WILL SHOW HIS DIVINE POWER BY STANDING UP FROM HIS GOLDEN WHEELCHAIR AND UNVEILING THE NOT-SO-DEAD QYBURN THE SIGILITE
Whats the name for that little pouch of flab on the stomach of a woman which signifies she is truly ripe for breeding.
>Also how is bran a fit for king? He literally said he doesnt care about anything anymore
That little shit just wanna watch his sister being raped again and again.
oh sweet summer child...
Fupa
Can't believe they didn't include the pottery of her screaming "BURN THEM ALL!!!"
post the reddit link
>showfags just assume there are no great military advisers outside the half a dozen named characters we still know
>they don't remember Sam gave up his Citadel training before advancing past bitch boy duties, let alone even forging one link in his chain
who are they all looking at?
That was the funniest shit ever, card is supposed to kill every living thing, Joey just tanks it and doesn't even go unconscious until a little while after.
because she was the one doing all the burning.
scream it to whom, then?
>Greyworm: The men are asking... What now, Your Grace?
>Daenerys: We complete the mission.
>Greyworm: And what mission will that be, Your Grace?
>Daenerys: JUST GET ME... the... bloody...maester?
This truly isn't the /got/ I remember.
I need to know... for a friend...
>he doesn't know
the true mad queen
prepare to be subverted
the cameraman
Why does people having sex intimidate you so much?
>she says Jalabhar Xho and licks her lips
I'll give you a hint
Sunset found her squatting
you are genuinely worse than the "refugees"
It’s the freecucks, atleast the old redditors were bookfriends. The other day some bobbyposter freecuck didn’t know Roose Bolton’s name.
She was so hot, best girl on the show.
lurk 17 years before posting
Only one way they can save this piece of shit:
we didn't see dany's face much during the destruction
-Dany was Warg controlled by Bran for the destruction of king's landing
- All according to plan Bran rises from his chair as the true threat
- Jon Tyrion and the select few that know this can never explain it to the masses of King's landing.
-Bran ties in some sort of benevolent motivation to it being the only way to break the cycle of the iron throne etc.. or is the real night king or the children of the forest are the true enemy etc..
Something like this.
Jesus Sapochnick and Dabid are retarded. Pilou deserves better than this horseshit.
Faithful...enlightened...ambitious... brethren... In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to R'hllor that will be made legend.
Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon Meereen...it was R'hllor's messenger who showed me the true path of freedom from my pathetic beggar brother. And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes?
It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS! In mere hours, millions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty R'hllor may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free!
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! LET WESTEROS BURN!
>yeah lets just put this supernatural force in charge of all of us and ensalve ourselves to his will, in his divine wisdom devoid of all humanity he surely knows better than us mortals
What did GRRM try to convey with this? what is the message here?
Bow to the one true king
Northern Ireland Screen did some serious money launding on that film
>Thinking that Azor Ahai and Prince/Princess that was promised aren't two different prophecies.
One of my first waifus, no wonder i like mad Dany
this
Bran standing and smirking at the very end would fix all of this
>House
Blackfyre
>Counselor
Stannis Baratheon
>Maester
Measter Aemon
>Wife
Ramsey's side bitch
>Adventure Pals
Little Finger
Ser Davos
>Home/Castle
Summerhall rebuilt
>Enemy House
Stark
>Commander of your Army
Tywin Lannister
>Bodyguard
Barristan Selmy
S7
>Dany goes insane and paranoid at a slower pace, a gradual deterioration of her mind over 8 seasons.
>Burns Varys in S7.
>Acts more brutal against the Lannisters
>Tyrion deserts her to ride North.
>Arya joins her because she wants to kill Cersei.
>Dany refuses to ally with Jon, insisting she must take King's Landing first and he must bend the knee, which he refuses.
>White Walkers are the scary, intelligent, pale white muscular creatures we saw in S1, not generic zombies.
>The WW begin overruning the North
>Jaime never deserts Cersei. He despises her, but his redemption arc is that he stays leading the armies to save his people, the Westerosi, from the Mad Queen.
>Dany destroys KL wity her dragons because the city refused to surrender.
>We see Cersei trying to escape. She is reunited with Jaime in the catacombs of the Red Keep.
>They melt in a loving embrace and they kiss, but Cersei suddenly panicks and gestures away from him as she feels Jaime's hand and notices it's not made of metal. Jaime removes his mask. It's Arya. She puts her hands around Cersei's neck and smothers her while giving her "Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe" speech here.
>Arya still dies as the Red Keep collapses, her revenge complete.
>We cut to the real Jaime and see he is still alive and leading the troops in battle.
>During the battle for KL, Viseryon is killed by Bronn. Drogon is injured by a ballista bolt and Jaime charges Daenerys as we saw happen in E05S07.
>Except Jaime's heroic charge pays off and he slays the Mad Queen. Drogon, mortally injured, breathes fire on him but it's not fully clear if Jaime died or not.
>As S7 ends we see snow falling over the ruins of KL.
WTF is that
>Jon was resurrected by Melissandre with a kiss, then she died
>Jaime has to kill Brienne because she is mortally wounded
>Jaime kills the NK and dies, he is again known as the Kingslayer
>Jon kills the icedragon
>Jon and Daenerys marry and she gets pregnant
>WW threat isn't over, some lieutenants wenth south and Jon, Daenerys and their army go south to stop them
>People start cheering for Jon and Daenerys because they DO something for them
>By the time they reach KL people revolts
>Arya kills Cersei using Jaime's face
>Cleganebowl is entirely a sword fight, they both die
>Jon and Daenerys rule
>Bran goes to the wall, rebuilts the Nighst watch and overwatchs it's reconstruction, using his visions to learn more about how they did it in the past
>Jon's baby is born dead, Jon gives him the kiss of life and then he dies, he wasn't the prince that was promised but his son was
>Epilogue
>Jon's son grows educated by Tyrion, Varys and Sam to be a wise ruler while Arya and some others train him to be a good fighter, Daenerys rules the kingdom, Bran watches with his crows a new NK rising in the North. Winter is coming.
She's got her own show now on Starz called the Spanish Princess. Watched first couple of episodes drunk, it passes the time well enough.
Kiss her like my life depends on it
youtube.com
Her face is so oily
S8
>Battle for Winterfell is more gruesome and ends in a loss for the living. WW overrun the North with their giant spiders as foretold by Old Nan.
>The Long Night lasts the entire season. We don't see the sun shine for the entire season. Everything is snow.
>We see crops failing, commoners starving. KL is in ruins and anarchy. Rhaegal the remaining dragon runs rampant without his mistress.
>The Northmen abandon Winterfell. We see them march through the ruined land fighting WWs and wights.
>In KL, Jaime slowly restores control. A raven arrives from Winterfell telling of what happened.
>Lannisters and Starks meet at the Neck and agree to join forces against the dead. Lion and Wolf will fight side by side to defend King's Landing and make a last stand for humanity.
>We see the NK arrive at the outskirsts of KL and revive Viseryon
>Final epic battle, Bran wargs into Rhaegal and fights the NK on Viseryon. Knocks down the NK. Jaime activates the wildfire caches to destroy the NK's army. Jon duels the NK and slays him.
>Gendry is legitimized by Jaime and sits on the Iron Throne.
>Fat fuck Sam writes A Song of Ice and Fire.
Arya should have killed Cersei
Jaime should have killed Dany
Jon should have killed the NK
This guy is based.
Fuck directors, he acts how he wants.
But my Queen, the only one i love can't be burned.
new thread, your grace?
I miss the old days.
Tbf given they got sent outside the walls for no fucking reason, and then had the walls massively explode behind them and on top of them they were pretty blameless really.
HURRY BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Based
>And so is THE NORF
T' NORF R'MEMBAS
oh it's possible gendry ends up with storms end (keep in mind show gendry is a merger with Edric storm, a far more suitable canditate for storm's end, especially since he's in lys at the moment which is along the way from mereen to the seven kingdoms) ,though i do consider him a secondary character.
stupid anime death. of course /git/ likes it
They aren’t in the show, watch the first scene with Mel and Stannis.
I hope she finds work after this.
Ask and you recieve
I hope she finds happiness after this.
People figured out better endings in like the year 2000.
For one thing the White Walkers should be how they are in the books-a mysterious species of fey but coldly intelligent ice creatures who raise the dead as their minions. They're not just humans with an evil spell on them.
You have to have some kind of twist to make the final battle about more than just killing them-often this is imagined as a revelation that mankind somehow broke a pact or agreement with them without realising it. They turn from this unknowable, inexorable dread to an actual faction with its own interests, hammering home this tendency throughout the series for villains to have reasonable motivations.
People have also pointed out it would be good if it somehow turned out Bran wasn't what he seemed/was somehow not acting in everybody's best interests. I think a good route is that the White Walkers and the humans actually have no reason to fight, but the Children of the Forest, through the Three Eyed Raven and other means, have manipulated them into conflict in the hopes that men in the seven kingdoms will be genocided and the Children can reclaim the land(which they used to own)
This opens up an interesting avenue where they could sign a peace treaty with the others, and later Jon has to make some kind faustian bargain with them for some kind of help, whether military or magical, in taking down Dany.
Oh and also I'd remember the importance of character arcs and concluding them.
dick leeches
>he saved that as a screenshot
You are easily entertained, I see.
>no /got/
yes
she's a hollywood star now, i would be more worried about kit
How could the real Jaime be alive after Arya stole his face? You literally have to peel their face off apparently
That’s funny you replied to me with that post, I made the double dagger meme. Good job user.
Wouldn't have Jaime killing Dany instead of Jon, but otherwise yeah pretty based and infinitely better than what we got.
Normies loved it here and most saw it comming it’s just the execution was so painfully done
Stannis