Why do so many people pretend to have watched Avengers Endgame when they obviously didn't...

Why do so many people pretend to have watched Avengers Endgame when they obviously didn't? Thanos clearly lost in 2 out of the 14,000,605 possible outcomes... not only 1. The 1st Thanos from their Universe died in the beginning, and the 2nd Thanos from another parallel Universe died at the ending.

For fuck sake, does Yea Forums even watch movies?

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The first Thanos didn't lose, retard.

>retarded poster!
Projecting?

Yes he did. They undid his victory and life work.

The 1 isn't about Thanos losing, it's about the chain of events that let the Avengers win. There was only one scenario where they would succeed, and this is it.

The one outcome had to have Thanos die soon after to lead to the events of past Thanos doing what he did.

Stupid cunt.

I didn't watch any of these capeshit flicks and after reading this thread I'm even more glad to do so.

>it's about the chain of events that let the Avengers win. There was only one scenario where they would succeed, and this is it.
You missed out the other Avengers from another parallel Universe also end up winning. So there are 2 scenarios where they would succeed.

Why are you pretending to be this stupid? Just admit you didn't even watch the movie in the first place.

These movies aren't about parallel Avengers, are they now Sport?

Thanos loses in one out of 14,000,605 timelines sampled by Doctor Strange starting at the point where they've already fucked up enough that the team fighting him on Titan includes Peter and the GotG
He obviously didn't check any timelines that diverge BEFORE that point because all that would be good for is a "Well, this is where you fucked up."

>These movies aren't about parallel Avengers, are they now Sport?
They are, because it's them. Our Avengers are still parallel Avengers to other parallel Avengers. So these movies are about parallel Avengers, you fucking retard.

The avengers in the other universe didn't win because they never have to fight Thanos.
You can't win a competition you're not having.

>Be doctor strange
>Use future sight power to see what to do
>Look into alternate pasts for some reason
>Hurr it's okay guys, I found this one timeline where Thanos just left the universe in 2014, that helps us somehow.

He did lose retard. He was not only killed in the beginning but the team went into another universe and the Hulk UNSNAPPED everything he did. And in the other universe Thanos removed himself from that timeline and went into their timeline and was SNAPPED. So, (2) Thanos were removed from their timelines and the only Thanos to snap had the damage he caused unsnapped. Technically though, Dr.Strange was right. They only "Won" in one timeline because Thanos just disappeared from the other and there was no fight to be had.

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>You can't win a competition you're not having.
They were going to fight him, and they did fight his forces in 2012 Avengers and GotG (did you even watch these two movies?), which are the timelines they travel to. They did win.

you're trying to be really smart, but you're not.
The New York invasion was a past fight they won. When Strange talks about "winning" he's talking about the literal there and now of stopping Thanos from that point forward.
He is NOT talking about stopping Thanos in the past because that is irrelevant.

>you're trying to be really smart, but you're not.
You're obviously projecting.

>The New York invasion was a past fight they won.
At least now you admit that the parallel Avengers did have to fight against Thanos, so they also win.

>He is NOT talking about stopping Thanos in the past because that is irrelevant.
Are you fucking brain-dead? It was necessary for them to travel in the past in order to stop Thanos. This is relevent and Strange knew this. This is why The Ancient One gave Banner the Time Stone.

The rat was the key to all this.

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OP is a retard

Can't believe that marvel fans are retarded oh wait i can lmao
If the first Thanos didn't win they wouldn't have to have gone back in time.

It was boring and rushed.

>>Look into alternate pasts for some reason
Stopped reading right there. Strange only looked in the futures.

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I'm not even giving you anymore (You)s
Alternate Thanos, and Alternate Avengers are different people.
>Thanos clearly lost in 2 out of the 14,000,605 possible outcomes
Strange did not say "out of 14,000,605 Thanos loses twice" he says (how many do we win?) "one"
"we" is present avengers not Alternate Past Avengers you mouth breather. nobody ever asked how many times Thanos dies

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I'm not giving you anymore (You)s as well, you dumb fucking waste of oxygen gargling fuck!

>Alternate Thanos, and Alternate Avengers are different people.
>Strange did not say "out of 14,000,605 Thanos loses twice" he says (how many do we win?) "one"
>"we" is present avengers not Alternate Past Avengers you mouth breather. nobody ever asked how many times Thanos dies

Exactly you dumb fuck, that's what he meant. They asked him "out of 14,000,605 possible outcomes how many do we win" and not "out of 14,000,605 parallel realities how many do we win"

He didn't say anywhere that they ONLY win in ONE UNIVERSE. They asked him how many times they win, but not how many alternate realities they win. Hence, Strange's answer was correct, and they did actually win twice.

Nah they won in most outcomes, strange just wanted to fuck over tony in the most elaborate way and emotionally cripple everyone like his family to get back at his smugness

No, he must have because he engineered certain events in IW and in EG he held up his finger to stark to tell him that this was the only way.

The timeline thing is bullshit in this setting.
They don't even have clear rules - the phrasing apparently is that going back in time doesn't create an alternate universe *unless* the infinity stones are moved from one timeline to another. But apparently returning the stones to their previous place in the timeline undoes the existence of multiple universes with different timeline, while still preserving the effect of having travelled back in time. No causality necessary.
Fuck these movies desu.