How would you rewrite the Night King's death?

How would you rewrite the Night King's death?

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i would have had them win

dany commands her dragon to rape him with it's big dragon (wyvern) cock

Night King is Euron.

By removing the zombie crap from the story entirely. Fucking waste of time.

theon is the one who mortally wounds him with an arrow through his back while jon snow lands the fatal blow
but they already did that with the fooking legend and ollie

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this honestly, it was the worst part of the series and they were unironically right to wrap it up asap

He stabs Theon closer to Bran, when Arya screws up her stealth, soon to have her neck snaped, Theon stabs him in the heel with the knife Arya dropped.

Instead of Arya Jon runs at NK from behind with a sword. They have a sword fight while the walkers and undead slowly get closer. Rhaegal flies down and torches them all. Everyone burns except NK and Jon, confirming him as Azor Ahai. They continue fighting in the fire and Jon kills the NK

NK is not canon. It never was.

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They wrote it in!!!

Jonathan Joestar shows up and stabs him with the Sword of Superman.

Don't mind me, I'll just leave everyone's new head-canon right here:
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the books are better because there is no garbage lich king storyline

The Night King, licking out sweet arya pussy, almost o fuckk. But ut then, An ice spear is inserted into pussy

I'll try to hit most of the same plot points but I'll change the order of events around.

EP3: It's a long pitched siege but eventually the wall is breached by undead Viserion Jon and Dany manage to kill the undead Dragon but the damage is done and everyone must retreat south. Targaryen forces were absolutely decimated during the seige and now they only have 1/5th what they started with, and those who remain are broken and terrified.

EP4: Word of the Army of the Dead's victory at Winterfell reaches the capital. Targayen forces make a hasty and haphazard retreat south. Few survived and those who did are shaken and without hope. Cersei sends her forces north to decisively finish them off, they're weak, they're tired, they have low Moral, the time is now. Targaryen forces hold a Strategy meeting Bran scouts the road south and the Capital with his Ravens. It is decided Arya will assassinate queen Cersei while Jon and Dany launch a surprise assault at night to take out their siege weapons and breach the walls and take out whatever defenders they can while minimizing damage to the city and capital. Golden Company sets up an ambush in the Riverlands for the fragmented Targaryen forces. However Bran sees this with his Ravens and Dany and Jon take to the skies and roast them out of the frozen snow covered woods and gullies they were hiding in with relative ease suffering only minor casualties. Golden Company seeing just how powerful those two Dragons are in the field despite their troops being in disarray decide to retreat back to the capital before more can be lost leaving behind a small sacrificial force while the main host retreats.

EP5: Arya arrives in the capital disguised and kills Qyburn takes his face and attempts to infiltrate Cersei's quaters. Robert Strong stops her, she shoves her Valyrian steel dagger in his face but he is nonplussed. She makes a hasty retreat. Jaime arrives at the capital and tries to make his way to the red keep but is waylaid by the crowds. Jon and Dany make their nighttime dragon assault. During the chaotic attack a stray Scorpion kills Rhaegal who crashes into a belltower, killing her child and presumably her lover. The sound of the bell falling and shattering on the ground breaks something inside dany and she snaps and starts burning the city igniting wildfire cashes left there by her father. Cersei is hysterical, screaming incoherently, she's miscarried, she sees Jaime and rushes over to him and after kissing he proceeds to strangles her to death. Jaime sits on the iron throne, bitterly laughs to himself one last time and then weeps as he's engulfed by dragon fire. The Iron throne is destroyed.

EP:6 Jon survived, toss of Rhaegal during the crash into the broken open belltower. Kingslanding is in cinders he's horrified at what he sees. The terrified Targaryen forces are filtering through the city raping and massacring the population. He makes his way to Dany's side. She's elated that he's still alive and kisses him. When she does he stabs her with Longclaw and when he pulls it free it burns with supernatural flame, Lightbringer. The Night King's army arrives at the capital, Chaos ensues. Nearly everyone dies. Pitched battle with the remaking cast. Jon battles the night king he's losing, Ghost lunges at the Night King before it can kill Jon and is killed, but at the same time Arya stabs the Night king the back of the leg with the Valyrian steel dagger and it sinks in deep, Jon takes the opportunity to stab him in the heart with Lightbringer. The Night King dies, Army of the dead collapses. Bran is named King, Jon goes to the wall for killing Dany.

Bran pulls out a deagle from his chair and blows him away and then looks directly at the camera and says
>iced

Good guys realize they can't beat his army and actually plan to bait out NK and assassinate him. NK gets flashback before death.

>Jaime sits on the iron throne, bitterly laughs to himself one last time and then weeps as he's engulfed by dragon fire. The Iron throne is destroyed.
kino

I would have arya do the sex on him with a nightmare cock like a big horse and his face would have the sex on him and his eyes big like a veiny dick and the sex is love but no him and arya love but no like and die and sex in her anus with the blood and poop big time hot scene yes

and make the dog poop yes

He wouldn't die, he'd conquer Westeros and the final scene would be him sitting on the Iron Throne.

Some time loop Bran could perceive where all events always lead to white walkers fucking all humans up. NK was zombie Bran from the future reaching out to himself trying to stop the loop.

There, Bran’s superpowers actually have a purpose and NK is a misunderstood villain who was trying to do the right thing.

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>mfw Arya is the true heroe of Westeros.

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>Night King walks ominously towards bran
>It seems that all is lost
>when all of a sudden, owing to her superior speed and cunning, arya has jumped behind the Night King
>Bran winks at Arya and says with a smirk, 'Looks like it GAME over for you.'
>The Night King, looking bewildered, trembling, turns to face Arya and let's out an audible *gulp*
>Arya flips her valyrian steel blade and with a wink she says 'oh Mr Night Kinggggg...'(briefly turns to the camera in a refreshingly subversive 4th wall break) 'time to say goodNIGHT!'
>she then plunges the knife into his groin
>Lovable rogue Bronn shouts 'Ooh right in the Dragonstones! Somebody stop me!'
>The Night King explodes along with his undead army

Admittedly, this is similar to the actual ending - just thought the dialogue needed punched up a little with a cheeky whedon-esque twist

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>arya jump to night king
>night king catch
>he make her open the bob
>he make her show the vagene
>camera turn round slowly
>for she make the BRRRRAAAAAPPP!!
>off camera there is a rape
>but on camera arya says "look a rape"
>night king turns
>raped by a gang of pakis

>Three eyed raven
>The rape
>I want to see the rape
>Bran touches NK teleportig them back to sanas wedding night
>Arya stabs him NK while he's watching the rape

id rewrite everything post S5

Seriously though
>Arya jumps at Night King
>he swings around and catches her by the throat
>Bran stabs him in the back with the Valyrian steel dagger
How much better would that have been?

Bran's arms still work right?

>night King gets stabbed and he falls to the ground
>You fools! What have you done!?
>the ground starts shaking
>Brans eyes glow red and he starts levitating

I don't know but it should have been a 1v1 with Jon. They spent so much time hyping that and in the end he was done in by a bridge goblin because YAS QUEEN SLAY. Fucking lame.

Remove the Arya metal gear solid scenes in the library entirely.
Theon charges the NK closer to Bran.
NK imaples Theon, but it's okay because Theon used it as an oppertunity to grab the Night King's left arm.
He shouts "now Arya!" and she jumps out of the weirwood tree.
NK grabs her with his free right hand.
She drops the dagger, Theon catches it as it falls and stabs the night's king.

Arya seems less like an OP mary sue and Theon doesn't waste his sacrifice.

Have Jon actually slay the ice dragon. The NK feels its death and gets distracted just long enough for Theon to wound him, and Arya to finish him off.

NK vs Jon with Dragon's making a fire ring between them.

they were wrong to wrap it up asap because they were the ones who hyped it for so long. it was a shitty warcraft ripoff but they could have come up with an end that didn't involve extreme plot armor, nonsensical strategies and a last-minute bailout.

It could still happen like that. It was the absolute shit build up to it that was terrible. The fact all it bound down to was "lol NK wants to delete human history and that is Bran, even though there's a fucking enourmas library of human history that we've already seen".

Its hilarious how they went from 7 seasons of build up. To end it all within 3 episodes. Bwahahhaha.

What I wouldn't give to scrap some of the earlier seasons to give this last one more substance.

David?

You still have the problem of all the AA stuff from the past 7 seasons being meaningless. Jon and/or Dany needs to be pivotal in his downfall in some way. Although I definitely think the team effort is better than the solo kill.

That was Dan's outline, David's version is what we're seeing on TV.

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>arya stabs night king but nothing happens
>night king open his mouth and says "what is dead may never die" and winks at the camera
>rapes arya in front of bran

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Why do people call this a rape? They were just married, what did she expect was going to happen when she agreed to marry him? Did she forget what's supposed to happen on wedding nights?

What was the point of the white walkers?? Literally didn't affect anything outside the wall area lmaooo I thiught they were going to be the big bads at the end and they were traaaash

I've posted this before, it doesn't fix the mess the show is in but at least for the scene:

-Arya is seen in one shot prior silently skulking around the edge of the Godswood, maybe watching in terror as she's too late to help Theon
>Arya leaps out of the darkness at the Night King
>the Night King grabs Arya by the neck
>she goes to knife him and he grabs her arm
-she drops her knife
-having evaded the dragon, Jon Snow stumbles into the scene
-in one flowing motion he picks up a nearby bow and arrow from a fallen soldier (with the obsidian-tipped arrows) and shoots
>the Night King explodes, and all the other White Walkers with him

There, I fixed the stupid scene. Jon still delivered the killing blow, and did while protecting two of his loved ones.

if they truly felt the need to have Jon kill Dany
god fucking dammit i hope they wont give that to Arya
it should have been Sam with the help of Bran in some way, he was the very first to kill a captain white walker or whatever you want to call them

NK slaughters the last of the Ironborn
Theon prepares to die
Jon makes it through and distracts the WWs
Dragon is about to tear its way through to the courtyard after Jon
Arya leaps from the battlements and stealth-kills it
Theon gets his shit slapped around and wounded
Bran divebombs NK with a swarm of ravens
NK starts carving through them
Jon is being pushed back when Theon charges
NK runs him through, grin forming, when camera pans to dragonglass arrow through the heart
Army drops dead
Jon and Theon have a heartwarming moment
Bran makes some vague, cold statement about death
Arya is burned and partially disfigured by dragon flame

Nowadays if you look at someone the wrong way it counts as rape

Fucking kino

(not true, by the way)

First of all I go for the actually intuitive order of events:
- Night King attacks the main population of Westeros and is not defeated at Winterfell.
- There are more episodes than 6, maybe even two seasons of 8 episodes.
- Now seeing what they wanted to do with Dany, that means Cersei can't be defeated before the Night King.
- Therefore I propose that what happens is Night King sidesteps Winterfell, sending only a handful of white walkers there and a massive army of wights.
- Battle of Winterfell plays out much like it did except instead of defeating the Night King, they manage to kill the White Walkers controlling the wights there, and realize that the Night King is not there.
- Turns out Night King and an even larger army of the dead hand been marching south all along, turning everyone from the Riverlands to the Trident and farther south into undead. Peasants are fleeing for their lives to strongholds like the Eyrie and Casterly Rock. Some places like the Twins and Deepwood Motte have already been Umber'd.
- Realizing what's happening, the combined armies of the north at Winterfell rush south to relieve the imminent siege on King's Landing by NK.
- They liberate strongholds along the way from the dead.
- They make it to King's Landing just as the gates fall, Jon/Dany on their dragons manage to kill Viserion, before facing off with NK.
- Cersei holed up in Red Keep much like always, her and her men are largely safe.
- Combined forces of North and South manage to stem the tide of wights/white walkers, and FINALLY kill NK. The losses are mainly norther armies since the Lannisters and King's Landing folks had barricaded themselves inside buildings and were rescued just in time.
- Southern forces now completely outnumber the northern armies, Cersei acts as if she had been working with the North all along instead of betraying them by not sending an army to Winterfell, and reneges on any deals they made prior.

cont'd

It's rape so as long as the man is undesireable

- The people of King's Landing still treat Dany and her armies with suspicion.
- She goes insane and decides to burn them all, same thing as what we saw in episode 5 happens. Cersei capitulates but it's too late, King's Landing is hiroshima'd.

That's basically the only thing that makes sense to me user. He steals one of Dany's dragons and brings down the wall to start an Apocalypse. The long night probably goes on a lot longer than like 12 hours too.

Did you just rape me?

>Now seeing what they wanted to do with Dany, that means Cersei can't be defeated before the Night King.
Why? It works regardless of which order you do it.

Arya stabs him, and nothing happens. Night King is immune to dragon glass and valiryan steel, just as he was to dragon fire. Night King does not kill Arya, but throws her to the side. Turns around and touches Bran again.

Cut to Jon still sperging on the dragon. The dragon doesn't attack. Jon doesn't know what's happening until he sees a wight Bran being carried by the Night King. Jon screams again and tries to rush NK but his generals step in. They don't attack but are enough of a deterrent for Jon. NK climbs on the dragon with Bran and they both fly away. The generals start walking away, back north. Jon rushes again and manages to kill a couple of them but realizes the others aren't even fighting back. They won. The Night King got what he wanted, they are disposable and don't care if they die there. Everyone just looks dumfounded as what remains of the army of the dead starts marching out. The living won, but also lost.

Set up future plot point for Jon and a small team going back north, re-team up with Tormund and Ghost, and find out exactly what the NK is all about and why Bran is important.

The whole point is that the presence of the Night King shows that the game of thrones is nothing but petty nonsense when you've got an existential threat coming for all of humanity

Alan Watts is NK ?

>death
he didn't die

this one

God damn i hate Joss Whedon that fucking faggot thanks for reminding me it could be worse

Exactly, so it means you can kill Cersei first and it wouldn't change anything.

Bran wargs into a dragon or something and kills him

>why Bran is important.
NK wants the raventube for himself so he can watch all the rape

>Lovable rogue Bronn shouts 'Ooh right in the Dragonstones! Somebody stop me!'

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sorry, I got myself confused

but then, in light of what I said, I don't think you'd be right in saying it can happen in any order. Cersei needs to di before the Night King, doesn't she? She needs to die as a direct result of her hubris.

I mean she still did, but now she just thinks Dany is just a pissy asshole without any consideration for the insanity of the battle for Winterfell they all went through in her absence

Because Dany turning evil is a pretty good twist and a good character plot development previously unseen in the series, but it can't happen with Cersei already gone. Throughout the series we've seen plenty of good characters stay good, plenty of bad characters stay bad, and some bad characters become good (The Hound, Jaime), but we haven't seen a seemingly good character turn evil.
Without Cersei, Dany would have an even less motivation to become bad.
So why not pit her against a dilemma she faced with the Tarlys, where people don't willingly accept her as their queen? But that can only happen if Cersei garners the support of the population.

Actually in this theoretical Battle for King's Landing (against the White Walkers), you could have Cersei benefit from the battle. Maybe have those wildfire caches she initially planted around the city (as the means for holding the citizens hostage) ironically help immensely against stopping the wights dead in their tracks from further encroaching into the city? Maybe even show Qyburn's zombie easily besting every wight in its tracks since they're both undead but the Mountain has none of the wight's weaknesses? So in effect, make it a combined effort of both the south and north that finally defeats NK, and have Cersei take credit for it, just like Tywin kind of took credit for taking down KL's defenses and preventing the need for a siege during Robert's Rebellion.

You could still make the battle seem lost at many points, which would still serve the purpose of the existential threat. Oh and Bran has to be useful. You could even have Jaime sacrifice himself to kill the NK shortly after reconciling with Cersei (which would add to the Lannisters and thus Cersei's bragging rights).

The blade shift reminded me theyre gonna fuck up dune

>Half way through the episode
>Arya stabs the Night King and he shatters
>The Army of the dead stops fighting but doesn't fall over
>The White Walker nearest to the Night King grows a crown of horns
>The Army of the dead starts back up
>The heroes of the Dawn are battling the remaining White Walkers
>Named characters are dying left and right leaving their plotlines unresolved
>Eventually they're down to the last White Walker
>They stab him with Valyrian steel, it does nothing
>They stab him with Dragon Glass, it does nothing
>They cast him into the flames, it does nothing
>They have a dragon fry him, it does nothing
>After much debate they decide to seal him in a Dragon Glass sarcophagus, drag him north of the wall and hope he doesn't come back anytime soon.

I wish the other character had their moments to shine and not only arya
Have the some white walkers fight against jaime/jorah/Brienne/jon
At least gives someone kill the dragon, jaime charging with a horse like he did before, or jon kill instead of screaming

see You can kill Cersei first and still have Dany turn evil. You're just not being creative enough.

jon kills the night king at the cost of his life
with his dying breath he tells dany he loves her
dany goes crazy because she lost her only family left on the planet

Goddamn that greentext would be too fitting

Terrible. Fans can’t write shit to save their lives.

>Cersei needs to di before the Night King, doesn't she?
Nah, you can still do a scouring of the shire type ending, Saruman didn't need to die before Sauron.

It's all in how you structure it. You can still convey the message that the game of thrones is meaningless in the face of humanity's extinction and the message of war making monsters of us all by having Dany snap and burn the capital and you can do both in either order.

Nah that plot makes no sense.
There is no reason why with 1/5th left in their army and the Night King still alive they would then turn their attentions to fighting more of the living, especially since every dead is then added to the dead's army.
It suffers from the fundamental problem of, if the NK actually attacked Winterfell in full force, there would be no real retreat possible.

>Jon goes to the wall for killing Dany
Theres no more wall or need for one

Jon actually makes it to the godwood to confront nk, nk only has his white walkers as backup but tells them all to stand down. Nk fights Jon himself, finally has speaking lines, says some shit about destiny, purpose, and the starks. While this is going on, Sansa escapes the crypt when tyrion runs to distract wights (he survives because he's small or something) brienne sees her leaving the crypt and getting attacked by more wights and goes to protect her as she runs to the godwood. Jon and nk fighting, nk is better just by a bit, boastful about it maybe, Sansa runs in, alerting white walker guads and distracting jon. Nk majorly gains upper hand, and brienne comes in and starts taking down white walkers. Brienne starts dying like jora (that musical masterpiece starts playing), and Jon is getting his ass beat by a cocky nk, maybe Sansa desperately fights white walkers with oathkeeper. Arya's scenes are unchanged. With the white walkers distracted by brienne/sansa, and the nk disarming jon about to deliver the final blow, Arya runs in to backstab nk but gets caught still, she tosses the dagger to jon who finishes the nk (or Arya does it, who cares, they both had prophesies).
Nk and his armies die, all the living starks are together in the godwood at the end, roll credits.
Side notes: This ending also could have made Jaime's un-redemption more believable, after losing brienne, his original source of character development, he goes back to kings landing just to have closure or something. Also, I think pod should have died protecting tyrion, like as brienne goes to chase sansa she tells him to go to the crypt, very sad, everyone cries. Lastly, Jaime should have slain the fucking zombie dragon, or at least done something warranting screen time. The end.

Of the issues I have with ep3, the poor use of Light Cavalry in opening of the Battle of Winterfell is what annoys me the most.

Jon knows the tactics the White Walkers use; they overwhelm through momentum, due to numbers.

The goal was never to “win” the battle, it was to buy enough time to take out the Night King, I get that.

So how do you use Light Cavalry to help buy more time? You don’t fucking send them on retarded frontal charge. You Feign and Divert, that’s what makes mobile units so helpful. It helps to break up ordered/tight formations – or, in this case, to Divert the Wights’ momentum.

>onset of battle
>Infantry deployed BEHIND the trench, with as many obstacles as possible set to its fore – holes, stakes, mounds of dirt, anything that’ll help stop momentum from becoming overwhelming, immediately
>Infantry should be close as possible to wall, so archers can provide support
>Have Dothraki deployed in front of trenches and obstacles
>They’re armed with arakhs as SECONDARY weapons
>Primary weapons are their bows, with obsidian tipped arrows
>They’re split into 3 groups – they all initially charge together towards the enemy (as seen in the show)
>Middle group immediately pullsback toward obstacle/walls, once they encounter frontlines of Wight Giants, drawing in the enemy, before breaking off
>2 Side Wings breakoff, drawing huge amounts of Wights towards them, while loosing arrows at them, Parthian Shot style
>this all Diverts the momentum of the Wights’ charge
>Jon strafes the Wights with Rhaegal as they mindlessly follow the Dothraki, while Dany watches for NK
>NK eventually turns up and mogs the Dothraki, but at least they were useful

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He defeats her in battle, strips her bare, and forces her to perform oral sex. Little does he know that she had an obsidian dental crown installed precisely in case of this eventuality.

Just have Jon or Bran do it. Even something boring and predictable is better than something that makes little sense for the narrative.

>Night King finds Bran at the weirwood
>Theon confronts him with Iron Islanders
>Night King kicks Theon in the crotch
>Theon smirks and kicks back Night King in his crotch
>Night King utters first line in series, "OOF, right in the snowballs!"
>*sliding trombone noise as he and all undead fall to the ground clutching their privates*
>Ghost covers his eyes with his paws

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>Arya stabs the Night King and he shatters
>The Army of the dead stops fighting but doesn't fall over
>The White Walker nearest to the Night King grows a crown of horns
>The Army of the dead starts back up
That would've been bloody hilarious

>Nightking spends all battle on dragon because he knows one wrong move could fuck everything
>Lots of aerial combat between dragons
>Jon leaps from Rheagal onto Viserion and stabs the undead dragon with long law
>eight dragon shatters to pieces and the NK and Jon plummet to the ground
>Jon gets caught by Dany at the last second cliche
>NK hits the ground hard far from the main battle but gets back up because falls cant kill him
>Jon and NK have a final duel with no distractions from outside forces. Jon probably tells Dany to take the dragons and defend winterfell.

Theon actually manages to tackle him to the ground and the Night King kills him while they're both on the floor.
That's when Arya can come in and do her retarded shit, while the NK is actually vulnerable.

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>There is no reason why with 1/5th left in their army and the Night King still alive they would then turn their attentions to fighting more of the living, especially since every dead is then added to the dead's army.
Make perfect sense if they must retreat south and they have no other choice but to deal with her. They didn't want to, but now they have to.

>there would be no real retreat possible.
Dragons could cover the breached wall and path of retreat with fire. Use some logical reasoning next time user.

That's what the leaks tells us happens, I the goal was to keep all the major events the same.

Easiest fucking thing
>Dany is not useless half asleep shit & helps fuck up zombie dragon and clean path for Jon
>Walkers/NK have spear threat and kill Jon's dragon (instead of "she kinda forgot cuckery")
>1 Dragon left, so Jon tells her to protect it and help others, she does (instead of everybody is overwhelmed by zombies 5 times an episode)
>Jon goes to fight NK
>NK kills Melli and breaks her necklace (instead of suicide nonsense)
>Arya does ninja attack but get burnt by NK's hand hurting him (maybe Theon helps, whatever)
>Stark genes & plot armor help her survive
>NK's not finishing her & all that dickswinging and playing games with Bran was to gather as much normies as possible so that Lord Of Light will come to fight/help (this fucking storyline was as badly butchered as faceless man, so just has it as magic of living=fire)
>Jon comes to fight NK before he finishes his relatives
>He's Lord of Ligh warrior, allowing him to handle NK's unholy strength & freezing touch
>WWs do not intervene because they need to keep zombies alive to fight others so it's 1vs1
>Have them kill each other instead of Jaime/Euron retardation
>After Jon is hit with NK's sword he starts freezing inside, have Dany come at last moment as his tries to call her
>His eyes turn from fire to ice
>He breaks into ice shards & ash as his sword stop burning
Further plot is improved, Dany has better reasons to get damaged, other mains than Jon can deal with her instead of dying like retards. Fin. Same conclusion, same plot, only these changes.

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noice

she regretted the next day

honestly if GoT really wanted to subvert expectations, this is how they'd do it. The undead devastate the living only to retreat behind the wall again.. then they raise it back up. Have it revealed that they march in and destroy the domains of man every few thousand years and have been since those little nymph fuckers set them in motion. It was never intended to be a cycle but now it can never end because the dead have broken free of their control and now do this of their own volition.

It's simple. I'd just do a proper Night King vs Jon Snow and Theon fight in defense of Bran. Theon gets killed after fighting valiantly, Jon gets overwhelmed by everyone, then okay fine, Arya sneaks in during the carnage and kills the Night King.

I don't really care about Arya killing the Night King or not, I just wanted some sort of actual showdown instead of a repeat of Hardhome, which was what they call in writing a double-beat. Jon Snow/Night King have the exact same showdown twice in a row. What a waste.

Fool, hamon doesn't work when blood is frozen

Shit son

at the age 5000 with a belly full of wine and a wight mouth around his cock

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Literally the same except when he's choking Arya Bran stabs him in the back of his head