Having a few drinks with your friends

sit in silence and ressentiment thinking of how everyone will throw this incident in my face in the future and how to best respond when they do to save face, some thoughts about how this pointless stress is aging me faster, already know sex later will be less passionate with a hint of spite and the sadness of her feeling it but not knowing why

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What exactly is she cucking you with? The bottle?

>television and film

Find Tyrone

What a waste. That could have been a penis.

deep, man

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The based response

shes got skills

she wants to be impregnated by his friends, incel

Oh thank god I'm not alone
Having drunk wife is the worst

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imagine getting drunk with alice haha

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No one make fun of me but I actually don't have a wife.

I'm never talking to a woman again.

alice doesnt drink

No wife but I love drunk GF.

being around a slut is how you get stds

your wife gets slutty when drunk? mine gets angry

wtf ure such a weirdo haha

Based

> less passionate with a hint of spite and the sadness of her feeling it but not knowing why
jesus user...

Amber Heard?

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Women should not be able to leave the home without a male chaperone.

I know for a fact that's not my wife and my actual wife is going to punch me in the face for getting visibly aroused watching a friends wife do that

Then we go home and have angry sex

so you are giving your mom silent treatment

Nah, it's great if she's hot but respectable day to day. Get all messy then have fierce sex somewhere on the stagger home.

Since she's naked, chances are she's not my wife.

Dude cut it out, he said don't make fun of him.

fuck

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This is so fucking hot

how tall is she? looks really small,

Islam when?

This is not what I wanted when coming into this thread

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>not having a wife that gets angry in public but then does the same with better technique back at home just for you
>but then doesn't suck you off that night as punishment

I can't promise that I wont make fun of you for not having a wife, but at least your girlfriend wont make fun of you for it, right user?

>lol what if it was MY PEBBIS!?

die.

She did it first by dying

>not owning it
NGMI

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not true she always keeps a bottle of wine or whisky to entertain guests
alice doesn't have any std's and she's not a slut.

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all i want is a woman who sucks cock form other men

>Fag or whore
LOL

1.67

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>Wanting only sex out of a relationship and not being in it for the greater benefits of shared wealth, shared task and carreer advancement.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5bdb84d9a5f93

Mine just gets sad and removes herself from any social situation to the point of wanting to leave early to just go home and sleep.

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>this is someone's daughter who they cared for, fed, gave shelter and education for decades

*hits pipe*

she's not a virgin? oh no, alice has made a fool of me

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Yikes.

when i see stuff like this i fail to get aroused anymore and just feel sad at the thought of reserved and traditionally feminine women and how seemingly few there are

She sounds fat

nothing better for a father than seeing one's little girl becoming a full woman by embracing her true nature of slut craving free sex from men desperate to be chosen by her

Pic related is where that bottle was most likely stored in.
Everything that's in there is also on that bottle. Mold, dust, cobwebs, fungi and bacteria. And now all of that is in her.
All of that is probably on someone's dick. Well done.

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>shared wealth
Two people make 100 thousand dollars a year... A year later those two people now have 200 thousand dollars. This doesn't appear to be a greater then the sum of their parts scenario, user.

Fuck...

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It all comes down to if she gets a good tip or not

It's shared wealth for the girls as otherwise the 50 trips abroad every year would cost her nearly twice as much.

The mouth and stomach have good bacteria killing substances, she'll be fine.
Soccer mom culture exagerates that sort of shit

embarrassing

That's a literal prostitute.

>wanting Sex or Money when you can have companionship and love

>The mouth and stomach have good bacteria killing substances
The alcohol too

why are women like this

Why would people upload videos of casually dressed women doing grocery shopping or reading a book? That happens millions of times everyday whereas this slut deepthroating a bottle is pretty neato

>That’s no prostitute, that’s my wife!

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