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Carson Cook
First for EGG
Grayson Wood
Stop making new threads while the old one is still on page 1 REEEEEE, even when the bump limit is reached, it won't immediately die. There was still a good 100 posts left to be posted there
Sebastian Allen
*ahem*
Fuck boars
Fuck whires
Fuck lancel
And most importantly FUCK TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS
That's all ya shits!
Colton King
Caleb Ward
>Joffrey actually keep the head of the boar that kill his 'dad'
>He uses it as target practice
>He uses it to impress his waifu
I wonder what happened to it. Last we see it's being inherited by Tommen.
Also, I miss them bros. I miss season 3.
Logan Peterson
Remember how Jaime wanted to fill his pages in the Book fo Brothers with noteworthy things instead of just being a shitty squire
Alexander Campbell
Yea Forums posters have adhd
Dominic Hill
>Jaime Lannister
>He kills King Aerys
>He fucks his sister
The end
Joffrey is right all along. No way for 40 this year old boomer can redeem himself.
Jose Ward
he got killed by the man who killed jaime lannister, that's something at least.
Hunter Martinez
>King's Landing riots, eats people and tries to rape Sansa
>King's Landing briefly turns into the islamic state, walk of shame
>King's Landing tries to have Tyrion killed for Joffrey of all people
>Dany burns down King's Landing like she said she would
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SO OUT OF CHARACTER FUCKING NO KWEEN KILLED THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE
FUCK King's Landing
Evan Campbell
>his dad
Lucas Gray
>there hasn't been an edit of pic related yet
Camden Carter
So, who's your waifu Yea Forums? Claim her now.
Leo Myers
She’d be really act shitty to him and Winterfell at first until their first child is born, then start to warm up to him. Jon Snow would undo most of their progress but I truly think she’d figure out very quickly upon looking at the baby that he has Rhaegar’s features, confront Ned about it and be sworn to secrecy, raising him as her own. Then the other kids that come from Ned and a happy life she lives with him and them makes her realize she loves him. She’s far enough away from Jaime too that she’d have no chance to fuck him and would realize how awful that kind of relationship is.
Andrew Richardson
Do you think it would've been better if Dany started cackling like a banshee?
>KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Camden Ramirez
are there any good rage reviews for episode 5?
Parker Parker
S1 Dany
Sebastian Peterson
Colton Clark
Kills King Aerys, Fights for the side of the living, dies to lego bricks.
Jayden Ward
There has. I don't have it saved though because I only save SanSan images.
Christopher Miller
> 1 more week and no more /got/ edition
I'm glad this trainwreck of disappointment and suffering is almost over.
Also /r/ing smug daenerys.
Kayden Smith
>what else is new?
It doesn't make episodes themselves any better. And at least pre-Season 8 battles didn't feel like a chore to sit through. I can't believe that people who write for television don't know how to pace an episode of the show they worked on for 10 years.
> and it was intended form the start, which brings the whole thing back to "rushed".
It doesn't matter what was intended or not. Danny going mad itself isn't an issue. It's the way show treats it. Just because she's depressed and feeling pressure, doesn't mean she should start burning women and children randomly with "le mad lol" argument. And ignoring fucking Cersei and Red Keep (which were supposed to be her main target) on top of that.
That was supposed to be THE finale moment of the show, full of drama and tension. Instead I couldn't stop laighting at how ridiculous and over the top the whole Bells moment was. It really felt like something out of the cheap edgy anime.
There were dozens of ways to handle her turn to madness better, but D&D chose the worst possible one. It should have been the definitive moment of her cheracter arc, instead it will a meme. So yeah, I'd say it was Danny's character assassination.
Justin Barnes
Tick, tock, Daenerys. The Impalement Day is coming.
Nathaniel Jackson
Wrong image, but Punished Dany is a close second anyway so whatever
Isaiah Nguyen
No one fucking cared when they butchered Stannis's character why do they care now?
Justin Clark
she should have said 'heh... father, are you watching' and then activated her sharingan or whatever
Wyatt Ward
I'd knight her laughing tree, if you know what I mean
Tyler Rivera
So why did Jaime leave to save Cersei not only after Dany and Jon marched south but after he heard that she was fucking Dany up so far?
Blake Myers
EGG????
I dreamed /got/ was old
Chase Kelly
Those threads are pretty repetitive. Waiting for the Japanese shill right now.
Ryder Cox
not a cute girl
Jack Rodriguez
Elijah Baker
Um, sweety, Stannis is a man so he deserves to have his character ruined. Game of Thrones is supposed to be about empowering women, okay?
Isaiah Lee
>a woman who failed so hard she reverted back to little girl.
>People don't revert into child-like forms when broken and facing death
>aww widdle solider dying in a trench holding his guts in crying for his mommy
The dying mind is a demented mind. Last words are often as significant as first words, for all the weight they're given.
It was actually pretty well done scene. I like those subtle details in the writing and Lena Heady's acting. She does a lot considering she's a beautiful woman with the strange "curse" of looking remarkably ugly every time she shows any emotion other than cunt.
Ethan Edwards
He wanted to kill the man who killed Jaime Lannister.
William Campbell
/got/ did nothing but bitch about the treatment of Stannis the entire time.
Leo Rogers
Ayden Peterson
How would his small council be?
>Hand of the King: Jon Snow
>Master of Whisper: Varys
>Master of Coin: Tyrion
>Master of Ships: Yara/Euron
>Grand Maester: Qyburn
>Master of Laws: Bran (?)
>Head of Kingsguard: The Hound/Undead Mountain 2.0
Oliver Campbell
>”are you happy with how the show ends”
>that cute nervous almost derisive laugh she gives
I feel so bad for her
Kevin Ramirez
because people are obsessed with sex and pretty things
stannis isn't sexy and he isn't a girl so the normalfag audience doesn't give a shit
Brandon Powell
Colton Gray
Elijah Martin
>She does a lot considering she's a beautiful woman with the strange "curse" of looking remarkably ugly every time she shows any emotion other than cunt.
awful, awful taste
Nicholas Campbell
>He wanted to kill the man who killed Jaime Lannister.
So he wants to kill David Benioff and DB Weiss? It's based but how did Euron break the fourth wall?
Tyler Ortiz
holy shit
Jack Rogers
>Cersei would have had more children than with Bobby as her husband because the Stark seed is potent, which would make her happy, she'd not be bombing churches and wouldn't have Robert killed because she'd be done with the whole incest angle and who cares if Ned's loud drunk friend fucks more whores than there are boars.
I want to see this timeline in action now
Kayden Lewis
even though you are joking, this is unironically what twitterfags believe
Wyatt Wright
Useless data about this general's taste
>Lonely Dany 19% /got/ support strawpoll.me
>Mad queen Dany 34% /got/ support strawpoll.me
>Jaime went from 2nd to 6th
>Drogon went from 3rd last to 3rd
Can't wait for next week to see Jon's approval rise
Charles Hall
Serious question here, all Brienne stuff aside, whose idea was it, when writing the show, to not follow Jaime and Cersei's gradual falling out after Jaime got back to KL after being released by Catelyn? There was a LOT of content in the books about how they began to feel repulsed by each other, Cersei feeling as if Jaime had completely changed, especially being disgusted by his physical appearance, and Jaime seeing Cersei as more of a cunt and a slut than he had ever before. I'm not going to moan about their death scene because for all I know that is what will happen in the books and I could see that coming, but what was the point of Jaime just hanging around doing nothing and remaining by Cersei's side for like 3 seasons in the show, which completely went against what he's been doing in the books, which they are meant to be adapting?
David Baker
Jaime Lannister with one hand vs Show Barriston Selmie
Go!
Grayson Perez
Ugly bitch
Chase Martinez
Blake Reyes
It couldn't work because Ned was married off to Catelyn before he rode off for war. Robb was already born when he came back to Catelyn. It'd be really fucked up if he brought home Cersei and Jon Snow. I don't think the Tullys would stand for it.
Carson Parker
so the valonqar was a pile of bricks? based
Logan Hughes
Who actually dislike the ending of the show:
>Emilia (Dany)
>Kit (Jon)
>Conleth (Coughing eunuch man)
>Dinklage (Funny dwarf man)
>Sophie (Shansa)
Who actually like the ending of the show:
>Nikolaj (Jaime)
>Lena (Cersei)
>Rory (Hound)
Not sure about it:
>Pilou (Euron)
>Vladimir (Night King)
Brayden Campbell
They only loosely followed the books, and from like 2 seasons ago they've split off into completely different directions
Austin Walker
based snarl-fetishist
Aaron Roberts
>clearly snow
Anthony Morris
God she's too good for D&D's butchery of her character. You can tell she loves playing Dany, and whatever your feelings on her as an actor, she doesn't deserve the character assassination that is D&D's hamfisted writing. She can pull off Mad Queen like nobody's business though
Joseph Gutierrez
Wyatt Nguyen
>Jaime went from 2nd to 6th
Deserved
Parker Collins
take this one instead
Mason Thompson
>bakes him a cake.
James Butler
Ugly is it?!
Jaxon Scott
Eli Reed
Personally I'd treat Peter Dinklage. It should not much to satisfy him given his size. Make his belly fully. I would delight at the prospect of treating him and serve him a plate of delicious char siu meat, with rich, sticky sauce, perfect pancakes, refreshing drinks... go all out. Give that lovely man a banquet. Watch him greedily devour the meat. His lips, teeth, and fingers sticky with the sauce as he throws manners and decorum out of the window in a mad rush to satiate himself. Then, when he's satisfied and feels thing can't be any better, I shall reveal he has not been feasting on char siu pork but... char siu kobe beef. Yes, I will have ensured Peter Dinklage greedily gobbled up the flesh of the best meat in the market after lowering his expectations initially. As the tears of joy well up in his eyes and he refuses to believe I went all out, I shall let out a truly merry, comforting laugh and upend the contents of a box I'll have near me; packacing and recipts of the kobe beef I purchased. Though the packaging and recipts will be scrunched up, faded, and a little dirty, it will be evidence of how much I wanted to give Dinklage a good meal. That is what I would do to that little gentleman. The louder he laughs and more thanks me in pure euphoria, the louder and more merry my laughter ofn appreciation will become. Hell, it may just kill me because I'll be struggling to breath as I'll be laughing and thanking him so hard. I will then show the 24 minute 7 seconds footage of me purchasing the kobe beef and having a funny encounter with the butcher, which we will laugh over. This is the fate that awaits you, you wonderful, beautiful little man. Also, fuck Warwick Davis. I'd starve him instead.
Anthony Gray
But he also killed the man who killed Jamie Lannister
Aiden Edwards
I'll actually try to draw this when I come back home
Wait for few hours
Angel Watson
>she doesn't deserve
user there's like a dozen more got actors who try really hard, loved their character, and it got butchered anyway, emilia is far from the first
Jose Hernandez
Just a picture of /ourgirls/
Isaac Smith
>Even now, I could cut through the five of you like hot pie
What did he mean by this
Blake Lewis
>Pilou you've to die now
>No, Euron won, finger up the bum of the queen and killed the kingslayer, I'm not closing my eyes
Based Danish man told Dabid and Dan to fuck off and they fucked off
Eli Young
>Who actually like the ending of the show:
PROOFS
Justin Ward
I hope it's not just about her character but about how ridiculous the whole show has become. Anyway, her face is exactly my reaction.
Jeremiah Moore
peter is not for bully, user, the davis midge is.
Elijah Sullivan
>She can pull off Mad Queen like nobody's business though
Because it's the only time she ever fucking emotes. Stoic monotone Dany makes me want to get the Oberyn treatment.
Cameron Watson
Pretty sure Lena hated it
Noah Rivera
Just watched The Bells.
- Why does The Golden Company line up outside the walls?
- Tyrion lets Jaime go the night before so he can sneak into the city, but somehow he doesn't get there til the next morning. Howcome?
- Why can none of the scorpions fucking hit anything anymore?
- What was the point of the Cleganebowl? It meant nothing and achieved nothing.
- What was the point of Qyburn?
- What was the point of Jaime's arc?
- What was the point of any of it?
- Fuck.
Oliver Cooper
>S1 Dany
Kewt
Colton Fisher
Are we talking hard crust or no crust
Dylan Reed
he was always there in dany's heart. he never truly left. this is dany's true love.
Charles Young
Did you even read the post? It's 'no bully Peter. Bully midge Davis' the post.
Camden Bennett
Nikolaj doesn't love it lol read his interviews, he wanted Jaime to fuck off from Cersei for a long time and got into fights with dabid about it
not sure about lena
hound actor loved it because it didn't ruin his character's ending
Logan Parker
>"hurr durr that's not snow it's ashes"
Fuck that!
Wyatt Powell
Pilou probably stopped caring after how shoddy the Kingsmoot was. It was just an exercise in chewing the scenery after that.
Kayden Gonzalez
>She does a lot considering she's a beautiful woman with the strange "curse" of looking remarkably ugly every time she shows any emotion other than cunt.
I feel proud for provoking you to write such a beautiful description of Lena.
Tyler Lewis
>what was the point of characters completing the arcs
>what was the point of characters reverting their arc
I don't know user, what is the point of fiction is what you're asking at this point.
John Watson
none yet but mauler is planning to release a video
Jordan Clark
Exposed belly Dany
Angel Sullivan
Hot Pie ss the best swordsman in the land, but he puts the blade to pastry instead of people so that he might allow Westeros to live.
Connor Jackson
>Interviewer: How are you feeling, having watched the episode back?
>Pilou: Well, I'm going to be brutally honest: I haven't watched a single episode since season five.
>So I told them, "Guys, I'm not going to die." And they laughed: "Ha, that's funny." And I said, "No. I'm not going to close my eyes." And they said, "What do you mean?" I told them, "I'm going to keep my eyes open. I know you guys will have to cut away, and you will never see me die." I thought that was fun. Because of course I died, but you don't see it. Anyone would die from that wound; it's not just a flesh wound, like a Monty Python sketch.
Hunter Jenkins
oh.
i recognized the post from midge threads but i didn't see that it has a twist to it. nice.
Dylan Brooks
I'm looking forward the ralphthemoviemaker's rant about s8.
Lucas Foster
In the scenario I'm thinking Tywin sides with Robert on the side and to seal the deal Jon Arryn gets Tywin's daughter and Robert's most trusted friend and general to marry instead of having Ned marry marry Cat. Or something along those lines, either way someone else gets married off to Cat to get the Tullys on Bobby B's side
Michael Green
bro turn your brain off.
I will not ask again.
Mason Garcia
>wanted Jaime to fuck off from Cersei
Based brainlet. Some characters get to redeem themselves and some don't simple as.
Isaac Lee
Yes
Thats why bobby b couldn't remember her face it was a cope mechanism
>Imagine going to war for this ugly whore
Liam Roberts
bow you shit's
Gabriel Butler
The background to filming this series is starting to sound more and more like a comedy.
Kayden Morgan
>Anyone would die from that wound; it's not just a flesh wound, like a Monty Python sketch.
Euron confirmed alive.
I can't wait for Euron to come back as Stannis' Master of Ships along with Littlefinger as his Master of Coin.
Matthew Reyes
We'll have /tlng/ the long night general instead
Elijah Collins
Fucking based
Daniel Rodriguez
>D&D: "Euron's actor was wanting to have a magical element to his character so we contacted the worlds expert on magical things : JK Rowling. We asked Rowling if there were any interesting magical details that she left out of her books. She said when dobby was a slave under lucius malfoy , he used to give him jobbys. This would give Lucius super human focus. So we then made a scene where missandei observes euron getting a jobby from dobby. That why euron was able to shoot down rhaegal. Of course we had to cut the scene out because the test viewers were very disturbed but we thought it was a really neat detail"
Luis Collins
ASHARA PLEASE LET ME CUM IT'S BEEN A WEEK PLEASE
John Brown
and jaime is one who should have, otherwise his whole arc is just boring.
Ayden Morales
>It's always difficult, because what is the reality of a show? Sometimes, the reality with Game of Thrones has been that it takes time for people to travel. Other times, you need to skip the reality and get from one place to another in the space of an episode. The reality of Euron Greyjoy is a fictional reality. It's a fantasy. It's a fantasy show. There are dragons, for crying out loud. If you want reality, watch The Wire, you know what I mean?
>I love both shows, but the premise for both shows is very, very different. You have to say, "What am I watching?" If I was playing a one-on-one, realistic dogma of acting, I would be on a different show. I thought it would be fun to do this over-the-top character, where you don't know if he's going to fuck you or kill you, pardon my French.
>We had already seen those archetype villains with Joffrey (Jack Gleeson) and Ramsay (Iwan Rheon). How can you over that kind of evil? It's impossible. And in only five to ten scenes? It's impossible. We had to do something different with Euron Greyjoy. We had to give him swag, make him more rock-and-roll: "I'm just enjoying myself." When you discuss terrorism, there's often a political agenda, but you know what's the most frightening thing? Some people just want to see the world burn.
Ryder Brown
These are the last 5 episodes so far in this season rank them
Christian Price
Ned, we're back on schedule
Noah Foster
Oh shit, Eldritch god Euron confirmed for episode 6!
Daniel Gray
enough with this shit. do you honestly believe filling the white book with good deeds is what GRRM considers to be Jaime's purpose ?
Chase Jackson
>his whole arc is just boring
If you think about it, he didn't really have an arc. His "arc" was always a part of somebody else's story. You were only invested in it because he looks cool.
Jordan Brown
2 > 5 >>>> 4 > 1 >>>> 3
Gavin Rogers
>If you want reality, watch The Wire, you know what I mean?
What do I watch if I want realistic fantasy? I thought that's supposed to be GoT
Oliver Foster
>I used to work at a kindergarten, and his kids were at that kindergarten. I was some kind of a nanny before I became an actor. So I've known Nikolaj for 20 years. We've done some work together in Denmark. He's been working very, very hard to get where he is now. All the success he's having now is so deserved. Regarding the fight, it was fun! It was Nikolaj's last scene. I had to do something with the scorpion a couple of weeks later, but it was wonderful to be there, as a fellow Dane, on the biggest show and being a part of that final day for Nikolaj on his final day of shooting.
>It's a decade for these guys. For me? I'm a tourist, and I mean that with the deepest respect for the show, but I haven't been a part of it since season one. I came on in season six. My job was different. My job was to make an impact with the things I got and then fuck off. But to be there with Nikolaj? It was very emotional — even though we Danes don't have emotions. But we got to kill each other. It wasn't just me. He died a little bit as well.
Nathaniel Butler
Is this real?
Caleb Torres
The one and only
Isaac Morgan
>His "arc" was always a part of somebody else's story
no not really, the writers just couldn't make their minds up about what to do with him. they kept making you think he'd become the POV character of the books, then after a few episodes just made him wrapped up in another character's story, rinse and repeat.
Liam Hall
it was very relevant for jaime tho, some very important decisions he made were about becoming a hero
Jayden Barnes
1: didn't watch, don't care about your favorite characters hugging
2: see 1
3: 1/10
4: 0/10
5: -10/10
that's in their quality. I still enjoyed the fuck out of the last three episodes, especially the last one, because everyone got so mad. ragging on the shit writing is so kino
Hunter Wood
Did even finish any other than 5, got bored and scrolled through the videos, been doing that since season 7. Ep 5 was the only that made me sit down and watch and I liked it a lot
Jacob Bennett
There's dragons bruh, internal logic and consistency don't matter if there's dragons.
Ayden Brown
5>4>2>1>3
Alexander Gonzalez
5>2>>>>>
Eli Hill
Don't forget that according to Pilou Euron should be more loyal to the book originals and be deep into black magic.
I bet Euron recovers using stuff warlocks teached him, at least in Pilou's headcanon.
Chase Long
Angel Bell
>realistic fantasy
that's an oxymoron, moron
what's so realistic about flying reptiles that breath fire. Pilou knows whats up
Jayden Adams
>ralphthemoviemaker's
has he said anything about making a s8 rant?
Nolan Kelly
*rightfully claims the iron throne through bloodline if her father got killed*
Tyler Davis
>His "arc" was always a part of somebody else's story.
This is where the writers of the show went wrong
Andrew Morgan
Honestly I would've been disappointed if he just rejected Cersei in the end. That's one thing about his character that can't be changed, if you change it, he's just a boring cunt
Robert Turner
Peter Dinklage looks like a little man.
Warwick Davis looks like a prematurely ended attempt of cloning Gilbert Gottfried.
Oliver Rivera
No, the point of that scene is jaime wants to be a better person despite himself.
Luke Campbell
It's not about the book, it's about being worthy of the book.
To live up to Dayne, to Selmy, to Duncan the Tall.
Adrian Nguyen
What's the tally on the amount of actors that are fucking pissed with D&D for fucking things up so bad?
Gavin Cruz
1. 5/10 I cant even remeber what the WTF happened in this one
2. 7/10 it had a nice feel to it, you know? everybody gathered around, making dick jokes right before the big fight which could mean they might all dead tomorrow. points deducted for naked Arya, that shit was gross.
3. 6/10 it was ok. entertaining. I just shut down my brain.
4. muhsundae/COUGH
5. 10/10
Camden Bailey
your tastes are fucking baffling and you don't understand a cohesive narrative at all.
Colton Hernandez
*takes the Throne and mounts wheels on it*
Jose Sanchez
>stannis isn't sexy
Umm... I beg to disagree.
Jacob Baker
Do (You) ever have your own thoughts?
Camden Roberts
This, duh.
Samuel Williams
Spin-off of Jaime & Euron buddy comedy when?
Lincoln Thomas
He doesn't have to.
Charles Dance can kill D&D in-character as Benedict from Last Action hero.
Brandon Moore
Isaac was upset that Bran didn't actually get to do anything.
Daniel Powell
Christian Gutierrez
yeah i was just thinking that you should have sex
Ian Perez
Final episode: Sweetrobin shows up in Winterfell and suddenly has Sansa executed for killing uncle baelish.
calling it now
Eli Diaz
2>5>1>4>3
Ryder Moore
Winterfell 6/10 meh
AKotSK 8/10 wouldnt be too out of place in the first seasons
The Short Evening 5/10 capeshit-tier
TLotS 6/10 dumb
The Bells 9/10 KINO and best episode since the end of S4
Angel Jones
bloody hell if episodes 1 and 3 deserve a 5/10 then im curious what you’d give a 1/10
Kayden Lewis
Based
Nicholas Ramirez
why do you care?
have sex
Christian Thomas
Why does Nikolaj always have mini drink bottles
Ryan Baker
Do people actually like The Bells or is it just liked because of the normie tears?
Asher King
Could this team up work?
Who gets Harrenhal?
Jonathan Young
>cohesive narrative
Sweatie you just expect tidy little character arcs, that's not the only way to do stories. Did Rob have a tidy little character arc? Stop expecting boring things. You're no different from seething femcels, you just want your husbando to win.
Jackson Clark
Robin will show up, but it'll be as part of a Council with the other Great Lords of Westeros to decide who sits the Iron Throne.
Littlefinger stopped existing as a character the moment he died.
Christian Cox
>It'd be really fucked up if he brought home Cersei and Jon Snow.
Sorry Cat, you just can't satisfy him. I'm Lady Stark now.
Brayden Edwards
he did. you really are a fucking moron. go see what bleach tastes like
Connor Bennett
>not wanting brans boy cunny
I'm sorry, thought this was Yea Forums.
Alexander Adams
the latter
it was average at best
Easton Bailey
The second episode was amazing enough I really forgot this was DnD. Got completely suckered in
Made the globino killsteal even worse.
I have lost all expectations now so I can't say for sure, but episode 5 was good too. Emilia was a highlight and it was decently shot. Arya even seemed okay
Jackson Smith
Normie tears, and Cleganebowl hype (which was disappointing in retrospect).
Joshua White
No I just want character arcs that are actually well written
you know there were actually 2 characters who had the "you can't change yourself" arc that you wanted in the last episode, why would you want another?
Angel Russell
>Japan surrenders
>Americans nuke it twice anyway because they need to show off their power
wow clap clap clap revenge for pearl harbour 10/10
>Kings Landing surrenders
>Danny burns it anyway because she needs to show off her power
OMG FUCKING MONSTER INCEL QUEEN MAD QUEEN MURDERER TYRANT WHORE
Carter Peterson
Henry Lee
>has a more satisfying ending in your path
Josiah Ross
1. 5/10 filler but it was unavoidable for the first episode
2. 1/10 more fillers that were absolutely useless
3. 8/10 fix the plot holes on your own and then it's good
4. 6/10 dragon death made no sense but betrayal intensifies
5. 8/10 rushed but fuck peasants she did nothing wrong
Joshua Cruz
have rape
Landon Ward
I have no fucking idea why normie showwatchers were hype for cleganebowl
like, what the fuck
Dominic Johnson
>Winterfell: cringe jokes/10
>Knight: feels good, better reunions than the previous one, retroactively stripped of its meaningfulness by the next episode/10
>Long Night: basically a "fuck you" to anyone still watching this shit/10, probably the worst battle they ever made
>Last Starks: at least it isn't the long night/10
>Bells: has the right emotional beats and I'm grateful for the normie salt mining it provided/10
Daniel Carter
Heh, I like it because it's nihilistic like myself.
Connor Fisher
>1
5/10 can't remember anything so I assume it's filler
>2
8/10 cozy, felt like a proper set up and send off for many of the main characters
>3
0/10 destroyed my interest in the franchise unironically turned off my brain, couldn't process what had transpired for 2 days.
>4
7/10 made me a Danyfag, she cute
>5
8/10 Dany was even cuter
Jacob Bell
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ONLY WEAKNESS
Angel Fisher
>Pea brain
Cat x Ned
>Normal brain
Ashara x Ned
>Galaxy brain
Cercei x Ned
>Super cluster brain
Robert x Ned
Noah Garcia
Hunter Campbell
Guys, I'm starting to get the feeling that Stannis might actually really be dead.
Colton Thompson
see And go fuck yourself.
Chase Edwards
>2019
>Still the best battle in the entire franchise
Remember Blackwater? Hahaha me too.
Adam Reed
Not him but 5/10 is for average shows and films, that's what ep 3 was, it had good action.
1/10 should be reserved for only the dumbest lowest shit there is, without any redeeming qualities, like Big Bang Theory.
Bentley Collins
Tears and Dany finally doing what any CK2 player would've done from the start.
Hunter Russell
Punished Dany
Jackson Lopez
>People will defend this
Henry Scott
No body, no death
Xavier Rivera
you're a good man, user.
Thomas Jones
>it had good action
Where?
Nolan Robinson
Left is incel right is based.
Angel Peterson
Remember Ned Stark?
Yeah me too.
Jaxson Hall
Watchers on the Wall > Blackwater > Spoils of War > The Bells >Battle of Bastards > shit > Long Night
Rate my shit taste
Eli Brown
Then show me his body.
Daniel Perez
Aiden Russell
>- Why does The Golden Company line up outside the walls?
That's where the job was
>- Why can none of the scorpions fucking hit anything anymore?
First time they caught her unawares. Second time dragon used the sun to blind them when trying to aim at her
>- What was the point of the Cleganebowl? It meant nothing and achieved nothing.
Arya thanked him and "scratched him off her list" before Sandor tackled Gregor and they both fell into a giant pit of fire. How much more pottery do you need?
>- What was the point of Qyburn?
To enable Cersei, mostly but also to shed some light on the Maesters and magic in the world by sort of repping necromancy, which we got some of but not enough sadly
>- What was the point of Jaime's arc?
Haven't thought about that one yet. Wasn't that into him to be honest because pushing a little boy out a window and then cold-blooded murdering your cousin is a bit over-the-top for a "redemption arc" like his. He should have been on par with Theon's
Charles Evans
maybe we have owls or some other nocturnal creatures that post in these threads
Daniel Turner
>Rhaegar went and started a war over Lyanna instead of Ned
FUCKING TARGSHITTERS NED, THEY'RE ALL RETARDED
Ryan Flores
did it though? you couldnt see any of the combat (because of the editing, not the darkness)
Carter Murphy
Poor baby...She looks devastated
Aaron Howard
Dragonbowl and Jorah with Dany against the horde of dead were good scenes
Charles Perez
Yeah I agree, I haven't watched the Bells so I will reserve my judgement.
Add Hardhome somewhere before Bastards and Battle of Silence before Long Night.
Lincoln Richardson
>I'm a tourist, and I mean that with the deepest respect for the show, but I haven't been a part of it since season one
Pilou confirmed Yea Forums poster.
Gavin Bell
Don't lose faith now you dogs, he's coming in less than a week to save us all
Wyatt Kelly
In an ideal world Dany would rule with an iron fist and Drogon will grow to be the size of Balerion fitted with impenetrable armor so all the squabbling peasants and lords will never dare to start shit.
Too bad some moralfaggot will spoil all the fun and ironically make this the cliche fairy tale it tried so hard not to be.
Kayden Gutierrez
Wow this image really has a BG1 portrait feel to it.
Easton Butler
List of actors who hated or frustrated by their character treatments
>Barristan Selmy (Ian McElhinney)
ew.com
>Stephen Dillane (Stannis Baratheon)
ew.com
>Alexander Siddig (Doran Martell)
vanityfair.com
>Jessica Henwick (Nymeria Sand) and the Sand Snakes
vanityfair.com
>Finn Jones (Loras Tyrell)
vulture.com
>Vladimir Furdik (Night King)
hollywoodreporter.com
>Conelth Hill (Varys)
independent.co.uk
>Pilou Asbæk (Euron Greyjoy)
hollywoodreporter.com
Lena Headey (Cersei Lannister)
independent.co.uk
There are more but I'm trying to look up. Who else?
Wyatt Perez
>Every fight has 300 cuts
for fuck's sake
Joseph Scott
Robert starting a war because Ned getting married would mean that Robert and Ned couldn't hang out like they did and cause havoc throughout the realm when
Jose Kelly
FACT
Stannis was being set up to burn his daughter from the very first time he apears in the show. Stannisfags are overly upset about this.
BUT it's true it was rushed forced with that cringe ass 20 good men bullshit and was generally done very badly.
Adrian Russell
Doran's bodyguard, he was a big bookfag iirc
Easton Ross
Who is the rightful house of the Kingdom of France?
David Torres
Will Bran put wheels on the iron throne?
Bentley Myers
Kit Harington, Emilia Clarke, (perhaps) Sophie Turner, Peter Dinklage (from the youtube videos).
Leo Allen
Sure all that sideflash shit was annoying and some questions were never answered, but you cannot say that any of the characters were sabotaged. If there is one aspect LOST never failed, it was character development.
Owen Brooks
How would things be different if she had lived?
Kevin Edwards
bran's just gonna warg into dany's body permanently
Christopher Moore
Hardhome was better than all of those
Leo Scott
John would have quit the NW sooner, Stannis would probably still be alive.
Jacob Bennett
The worst part about Cersei's death to me was that it felt very out of character. She would have gone out kicking and screaming and fighting to stay alive because she's a huge narcissist.
Carson Richardson
Not having Euron crawl into the sea shouting 'what is dead may never die!" his blood blossoming in the salt water all around him, is the single biggest let down of this show.
Adrian Cooper
Those seem more like veiled disappointment
I'm talking about more implicit ones
Anyways link
Ryder Morales
Myrcella best princess.
Justin Bennett
Vive L'Empereur!
Camden Perez
Jaime and Euron's fight was TERRIBLE, and Cleganebowl was only marginally better in terms of editing.
Andrew Thompson
>stannis isn't sexy
You take that back!
Kevin Rodriguez
>Rape me Jon, it will be beautiful.
Jacob Sanchez
Will the twenty good men finally appear in the final episode? It seems so weird the good men are so hyped all the way back to season 1, but they never made an appearance. Did Bran imply Theon is one of them when he sacrifices himself?
Anyway my bet is Dany sacrifices herself to stop the good men invasion of Westeros and redeem herself in the finale.
Levi Howard
FORM RANKS YOU DOGS
TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS
FEED THE BABES TO THE FIRES
Austin Turner
>Stannis was 17 during the Siege of Storm's End
Levi Long
>No Jaime strangling her with his golden hand
FUCK D&D
I honestly would be 90% okay with him dying if he had killed Cersei.
Luke Allen
Is there a character besides Theon, Arya, or Sansa that hasn't gotten shit on completely?
Thomas Perry
House of Windsor (cadet branch of House of Lancaster via House of Hanover via House of Stuart via House of Tudor via House of Beaufort)
Carter Cox
Whats the difference between tsundere and yandere
Colton Jones
>- What was the point of any of it?
Once they jobbed the Night King and Army of the Dead, not much. I remember having debates about what the mythos of ASoIaF and what the philosophical/metaphysical core of the whole thing is and other lorefags were skeptical because if you try to pull a muh subversion on that sort of stuff you just end up with a nihilistic, unsatisfying story. People feel betrayed. You can subvert the setup and elements of the journey all you want, but the ending/resolution is important.
There was some talk about it being an environmental metaphor which was definitely viable, but once Jon Snow reveal was confirmed, I was hyped for it just being The Hero's Journey / hidden king story again because that shit is cliche for a reason: it just works. His would just have a few early swerves and maybe some ending twists, but it'll be otherwise conventional.
Alexander Anderson
Can we get an F for based Euron?
Benjamin James
>implying he won't warg Jon to finally do the deed
Noah Fisher
A bunch of US generals and admirals publicly came out against dropping the nuclear bombs. Not everyone supported it.
Now consider the population of Westeros. Dany killed something like 5% of the entire fucking population of Westeros for no reason after they surrendered (until D&D retcon it away like they did with 'half are gone' from ep4).
Lincoln Robinson
Couldn't think of what blurb to put where the white space is desu
Nathaniel Green
>Arya
>Not shitted on completely
Fuck this Naruto goblin
Colton Phillips
The font reminds me of Home Alone for some reason
Isaiah Flores
The 20 good men already did their job, they made the night king lose more than half his forces, if it weren't for them everyone gets slaughtered at winterfell. They are now chilling in their homes.
Tyler Davis
>Arya
I know Maise Williams thought it was absolute retardation for Arya to kill the Night king, and tried to argue against it, but she didn't have enough Danish Chad power like Pilou, so DnD didn't change it
Leo Cook
You now realize that GoT was rushed by The Mouse because it wanted DnD to shoot a SW movie in 2020.
Easton Fisher
ASHARA
Joshua Russell
KILL THE MASTERS
Alexander Peterson
>Danish Chad power like Pilou
>yfw "No."
Wyatt Russell
LMAOing at the uppity cunts
Grayson Harris
Are you really still peddling this retardedness
Jack Ross
She should have died a hundred times already. Her plot armor is insane.
Lincoln Sanders
Hope that shit flops like Solo
Xavier Carter
>Tsundere
I-its not like I like you or anything Jon... But it was pretty great how you went over the wall and stuff
>Yandere
Jon I burnt this city to the ground and killed over half the population. Fuck me right now or I'll burn the rest of these shits
Austin Richardson
>he meant camera cuts and not actual cuts
I'm disappointed
Nicholas Cooper
Meli.
The night is dark and full of terrors. Need my red priestess waifu
Brayden Bennett
They also lost interest and probably realized they are hacks.
Camden Taylor
The only choice
Carson Ortiz
Yeah, it's not really comparable to nuking Japan, warfare was pretty different from modern times.
Not accepting the surrender of a city and destroying it to the ground was something that would happen in medieval times just fine, while in modern warfare we would abhor such a thing.
Kevin Jones
(cont.) It still may be a Hero's Journey / hidden king story and that's pretty much the best case scenario at this point, but jobbing the NK really really hurt the whole ASoIaF storyworld. The people who are invested are back to hoping GRRM finishes the books and that it turns out differently, but it doesn't look good from where i'm sitting. The fact that D&D found out the ending was >it's nothing and then lost even more interest just fits too perfectly.
If we have misdirection/subversion with Jon and he fucks off to the Wall or whatever, the series will indeed have Seinfelded itself: it will be about nothing. It will have been just a sexy, high-budget setpiece to showcase muh acting and political intrigue writing. The thing is, though, you can do that shit with a mini-series or like 3 seasons tops.
Dominic Rogers
Goodness gracious she is adorable
Wyatt Sanders
Why didn't they just have Jon kill the Night King? It would have given Dany a far greater reason to fear him since the people will want to crown the hero of the war against the dead.
Lincoln Perry
I joked about Euron killing Rhaegal all the way back before season 8 aired. It's not as funny/amazing as it turns out.
Anyway, kinda feel bad for Pilou. He and his role deserves better than being just a psycho Jack Sparrow.
Isaac Perry
MISSANDEI
Dylan Gomez
sUbVeRtEd ExPeCtAtioNs
Hudson Cruz
>While we kinda forgot that we brought Jon back from the dead for this purpose...
Joseph Miller
Dayne?
Grayson Perry
Because they literally originally planned to do that, but had arya kill him becauase SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS
They say so in the commentary themselves the gfucking idiots
Caleb Peterson
So the perfection would be the mix of tsundere and yandere?
Oliver Mitchell
Torture husbando of course (pic not related)
Am I the only one who think 3ER Bran looks kind of good in some shots?
Pic related.
Tyler Brown
E1: 4/10
E2: 8/10
E3: 5.5/10
E4: 6/10
E5: 8/10
Daniel Rodriguez
Kingslayer Slayer
Chase Young
>Be Greyworm
>Survive the battle of winterfell against undead army
>Watch as your girlfriend murdered by another undead dude
Joshua Rodriguez
It's just the autistic haircut he's got that makes him look so retarded - if he kept the longer hair he'd still be a qt
Asher Thompson
>Lord Stark, I'm Kingsguard.
Jaxson Wilson
>DABID, DABID, Arya was an assassin, what if she assassinates the Night King. She'll save everyone Dabid, she'll jump over the white walkers and stab him with her super assassin training Dabid
Kayden Rogers
2>>>>1>4
Jason Morales
D&D is going to subvert our expectations and have Jon heal Dany with the dick instead of killing her. I can feel it.
Blake Sullivan
Remember Hardhome?
Remember when we still think that he is the Night Chad instead of the Night Virgin?
Hahaha me too lol
Gavin Cook
Super saiyan blue is a jobber form.
Cooper Cox
Dany is killed, but the twist is she is resurrected
Josiah Campbell
This guy is fucking based, I hated him before for how he acts the role and he didn't fit with my mental image of Euron but he's an alright dude.
Josiah Robinson
Yes user, when you have a mix of the two you have a super crazy genocidal queen who loves you fiercely but won't light you on fire for questioning her nuking civilians
Luke Martinez
tsundere; dany in s7, pic related
yandere; dany in s8. burning down everything to get with jon
Dominic Sanchez
Do you think the Mountain follows the same rules as wights?
I would have given anything for him to snap her neck and/or freeze her to death.
Nolan Flores
Liam Martinez
He openly said that he dislikes how different show Euron is from book Euron. Euron being le wacky pirate man is Dabid's fault, not hisn
Alexander Rivera
Absolutely, hasn't done shit since the first time it was introduced, always a fusion or some better form used to save the day
Christopher Allen
Nice
Bentley Fisher
MS. TARGARYEN, THIS IS HIGHLY UNORTHODOX
Xavier Garcia
I don't know I haven't watched episode 5. Did the Hound kill him using fire or valyrian weapon? But anyway, Qyburn use a different method to resurrect him. Technically the Mountain is only mostly dead, so he can still be salvaged. It's more of a highly advanced medieval healing technique rather than magic.
Thomas Hernandez
Like literally every other powerup in dragonball?
Jordan Robinson
>he kills Qyburn
>he instantly slumps over dead
>Sandor watches as his body slides down the stairs
>Cersei politely walks past all three
r8 my Cleganebowl
Brody Bell
>The white walkers are coming Lord Stark!
>"It's okay lad, my 8 year old daughter will use her ninja power ranger powers to kill the King of the white walkers, now die"
William Rodriguez
thirsty dany
Adrian Turner
Last episode is 80 minutes of D&D formally apologizing to the audience.
Julian Jackson
That pic needs to be updated with s8
Luis Hughes
>history writes that Stannis and Jon are fear mongering lunatics for caring about the white walker "threat"
Mason Murphy
Not really, only 3/god/blue/ui omen
Jack Mitchell
>1:
6/10 - an exposition episode, which was mediocre but functional so exceptional by D&D standards
>2:
1/10 - another entirely expository episode in a season with no spare time to pad out, but nothing happened except cringeworthy fanfiction
>3:
4/10 - a battle whose progression made little sense and mattered even less - the big twist was of course absolutely terrible. A handful of okay moments involving Theon and the dragons/Jon were the exception to a shitty episode.
>4:
5/10 - Shitty logic but finally some decent character interactions. The second half of the episode was utterly shit, however.
>5:
Either 3/10 or 7/10, depending on whether you want to focus on it as actually subverting normie expectations, or failing to provide what they had built up. The visuals and atmosphere were superb, but the logic and story was appalling. Many actors gave it their all, but too many characters were ruined or wasted for it to be any good. I would have given it 10/10 if Arya had died.
Jason Stewart
Exactly. All though to be fair the appeal of Dragon ball after Z is to make new powerups, jump everyone up in strength and repeat the process next arc. It's simplicity in strong monkeys punching things harder is why it's so popular
Joseph Brown
based
Christian Jackson
beat frieza
Robert Diaz
No mercy, they must be blacklisted and a reboot should be commissioned.
Isaiah Bennett
>Not really, only 3/god/blue/ui omen
And ss2 and ss1 and kayoken
Lucas Reyes
>Frieza was the first time blue showed up
Could have worded it better but after it btfo of frieza
Matthew Hernandez
>They also have a zombie giant, it's also the biggest giant ever my lord
>"I told you it's okay. There's a girl that was just born a few months ago, she'll stab him in the eye and that'll be that."
Carson Kelly
>What was the point of any of it?
Whether or not it was successful, the point of The Bells is to underline the whole point of the story. GOT wasn't about fighting off a zombie apocalypse at all, it was a glimpse into the world of people who follow Tyrants. Dany told us she wanted to burn the city for 2 seasons before she just did it, before that she crucified thousands, before that she was manipulating her husband to rape and pillage innocent towns so she could achieve her power ambitions. The only reason you haven't seen more ruthlessness from Dany is that she's had such a huge advantage that she hasn't needed to resort to other drastic measures.
In a cleaver way, the show and books warp your perspective by gluing you to certain characters without giving you a real view of what's been happening geopolitically. When Dany's been doing these questionable things the story has always been ready to distract you with Joffrey, Ramsey or the Night King to trick you into a moral relativism mode of thinking. Before you know it, most viewers we asking "when's Dany going to bring her dragon's to fuck up Joffrey?" Never stoping to think what that meant, even though we all know what dragons do.
Dany's change is supposed to feel sudden, because this is the point that shatters our illusion. Characters like Joffrey had little point in the story other than to be the targets of our hate, so that we would follow her inspire of the warning signs, and the characters we like, Tyrion, Jon and co have fallen into the same trap. But The Bells is where we get off the ride, the viewer and main characters have been slapped in the face with the painful truth and all that's left is to pick up the pieces.
You can decide if it's successful or not yourself, but that's what this episode tried to do, and the whole story would be pretty cheap if Dany had a gradual on screen transition from good to evil.
Brandon White
IS THAT YOU JON SNOW?
IS THIS ME?
Austin Williams
Oh wow look at these actors who are angry because they got cut from the show. This really proves that Game of Thrones is a terrible show
Landon Green
new:
Jacob James
Will we get a reboot in 10 years? I will be 37 in ten years and probably 47 when it ends. Jesus h. mother fucking Christ I hope you get cancer D&D.
Sebastian Johnson
GIVE ME THE INSTAGRAM
NOW
Jonathan Cruz
>Warwick Davis looks like a prematurely ended attempt of cloning Gilbert Gottfried.
Motherfucker, my sides
Aaron Clark
>ah soh wa ah soh
>ah soh the wha wawkas
Parker Morris
I want the reboot next year or 2021. Fuck you D&D.
Lucas Watson
Why did Mr. Targaryen kill everybody?
Luis Lopez
Carson Price
Because if Arya wasn’t going to kill Cersei or the night king she would have had nothing else of consequence to do and her entire assasin arc would have no point at all, unless she ends up killing Danny which she won’t. Jon still has another arc, which is that he is the true heir to the throne
Aaron Cooper
This.
Joseph Mitchell
>Do you think the Mountain follows the same rules as wights?
Mountain is more of the creature of the conventional dark magic and necromancy, sort of similar to Lady Stoneheart in the books minus the Rh'lor.
Wights are, pretty much, puppets controlled by Night King's will.
Luke Smith
>Strangling
>Not beating her teeth into splinters while she fucked the Moonboy.
Kevin Lopez
They're normal bottles, he just has very large, masculine hands.
Lucas Sanchez
Fuck this made me thirsty
Blake Sullivan
>cruel femdom waif gf
yes plz