>Jeremy Kyle Show cancelled after death of a guest
>bbc.co.uk
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Jeremy Kyle Show cancelled after death of a guest
haha then he sghoulgd stop killing the guets when they come on t pjglay hehe
Oi guvnor I want me license refunded or I'll knob yer slag
How will I laugh at Britons now?
What the actual fuck is this are you typing with your teeth, bong?
>Implying Jezza isn't going to just join another network.
He's been doing it for like 15 years he's probably ecstatic about being allowed to retire
Jezza is a wanker mate based bradders needs his own talk show
*dole music ends*
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go suck off your state-issued trap u burger
literally who
Do they not realise how many uni students and unemployed adults will commit suicide in response to this?
Uk - Junkies and norf fc fans
Usa - blacks and school shooters
Hmm
And on that bombshell
I’m an Aussie mate
>youngfags don't remember Sally Jesse
She was the biggest sleazemonger of her day, even more so than Geraldo and Donahue, the Simpsons even parody her in Homer Badman. Her show was permacancelled after a 'secret crush' episode where guest A (a straight dude) learned that guest B (a gay dude) had a crush on him. A few days after the ep guest A went and murdered guest B and Sally got shut down, never to be seen again.
HE SHOULD HAVE PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT
That’s not clarkson you fucking nigger
There were two victims that day. Jeremy Kyle because of everything he went through, but also Steven Dymond was a victim in a way, because of course he died.
You goddamn retarded zoomer
The chavs are going to riot at ITV studios realising they have nothing to entertain their mornings anymore.
>Cheat on your missus
>Know you cheated on your missus
>Missus confronts you about cheating on her
>Deny it
>Missus asks you to go on Jeremy Kyle
>You go on Jeremy Kyle and lie about cheating on her
>Lie detector results show that, in fact, you did cheat on your missus
>Get exposed as a cheater
>Kill yourself
How exactly is this JK's fault? The show has been on for fifteen years and this is the first time this has happened.
>entrap and publicly shame desperate people using a lie detector
>wtf why did they feel entrapped and publicly shamed
JUSTICE FOR JEZZA
>Entrap
It's not like the police forced him to go on there.
>entrap
My fucking sides
First Tommy now this what a joke great I mean SHIT Britain has become i voted for Brexit and those facists in Brussels won’t let us have it we voted to LEAVE so just LEAVE already it’s democracy
>stay up past 3am getting drunk because im a degen loser
>britbongs start coming out of the woodwork posting about britshows ive never heard of
good works my dudes keep the board interesting
>voluntarily sign up for a show that is about embarrassing and shaming its guests and makes no secret about it
>why was i allowed to go on the Jeremy Kyle show by itv? They shamed and embarrassed me they should know better
There isn’t a brainlet Wojack in existence that shows just how spectacularly retarded you are
can't stand this smug fuck, anyway what fresh garbage are they filling his timeslot with now?
IF YOU DIDN'T WANNA GET PREGNANT YA SHOULD HAVE PUT SUMMIN ON THE END OF IT LUV
Reruns of the chase
They'll follow the Jerry Springer formula and give the yoked security (also called Steve) a show
What’s gonna happen to Security Steve and Graham? :(
dont fukin like it one bit. me mate terry was on it yuno lorded it over us yuno. at end uh day if people watch it why cancel it. first jezza, next my fookin giro. vote corbyn
TL;DR
running security on the doors of a shitty nightclub in slough
>lie detectors
>scientifically accurate
men become weaker due to feminism and their retarded idea that listening to women is a good thing
M’lord
Have sex
Euro Yea Forums is so much better than US Yea Forums.
The secret crush murder was from Jenny Jones's show
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In fairness i've never liked this show or what it stands for, but to call it entrapment is kind of putting all the blame on one side. I know someone who went on this show once, and as far as he revealed to me, they basically just paid for him to have a night out and a hotel room for the stay. Granted it's not something dignified in the least, but doesn't seem like they treat the guests like shit as people have come out to allege.
anyway, YOU'RE SCUUUMMM
honestly it totally is
I lived in the middle east for a few years so I got Yea Forums in opposite timezones and the quality of posting went up a good amount
also now i love farage even tho nobody here knows who he is
>pic related
>extremely rare farage
>I’m helping you fight the elites and fat cats
>used to work in the city and has extensive political connections
What did he mean by this
Good.
A friend of mine worked in a mental health respite centre, and the Jeremy Kyle show would actually send junior production assistants to scope out the place and encourage the poor patients to come on the show to air their grievances. Utterly disgusting really, shame on the pond-life that even watch it.
farage is a meme.
Reminder the only reason left wingtard crybabbies wanted this show cancelled is because it portrays just how scummy the lower class are in this country
Sneed
the powers that be have wanted it gone for years.
some judge quite a while back referred to it as 'bear-baiting' of the 'most vulnerable in society'.
Jezza K is comfy morningkino, sad to hear it's being cancelled
>it’s the fault of the showrunners not the people willingly signing up for it
If you’re that mentally weak and stupid that you’ll go on national tv to air your dirty laundry at the price of a night in a hotel in Manchester then you deserve to be exploited.
It's complete bottom-of the-barrel television, who cares?
Yes mate, I'm sure the rich have nothing to gain from demonising the underclass in the public eye.
Fucking melt.
>Tfw he was from my city
Another reason for people to mock the 'locals' of Portsmouth
Remember when the only reality TV shows were about people winning fabulous prizes?
Anyone see that Netflix documentary about the price is right?
I agree.
phoar what a sexy tart
>vulnerable, mentally weak people deserve to be exploited
Considering most of Yea Forums is likely severely depressive, I always find this kind of ignorant edgelord sentiment towards mental health a bit funny.
*Chinese
the only people who watch Jeremy Kyle are the underclass; the unemployed and stupid housewives. It's itv daytime tv, no one with a real job is watching it.
So what did the staff do at this respite centre? Either they stopped them from doing it, in which case nobody took part in the show or they failed in their duty to protect them which isn’t the shows fault.
Pick one.
It’s the producers fault obviously
Sad but also funny based amerifat
>Considering most of Yea Forums is likely severely depressive, I always find this kind of ignorant edgelord sentiment towards mental health a bit funny.
All the genuinely mentally ill people here work for FBI or Mossad
You clearly don't have an inkling about mental health provision in this country. The staff in those places are limited in their powers.
The producers (through their minimum-wage, desperate young runners trying to make it in TV) persistently attempted to make contact with several patients through phone calls and finding them in public, despite knowing how vulnerable they were. It's disgusting.
>tfw everyone in sixth form would watch Jezza in the common room
Comfy feels
So they did nothing then. Good to know.
Moralfag somewhere else, cunt.
wtf why haven't they reached out to me
>hey kid want to come on a tv show that, as you’re fully aware, doesn’t paint it’s guests in the best light
>sure why not
>wtf why did the producers let these people on the show of their own free will?
WHY ISNT ANYONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR OWN ACTIONS ANYMORE FUCK
THIS IS CENSORSHIP WE LIVE UNDER A FASCIST REGIME
people are retarded. you shouldn't take advantage of retarded people. simple as.
While Jeremy Kyle is quite well known, you're incredibly naïve to think that producers and casting departments don't deliberately manipulate and omit information about what show they're going on.
>you shouldn't take advantage of retarded people. simple as.
Agreed, rental employee services and fast food restaurants should be banned
looks like Jezza's gonna have to GET OFF HIS ARSE AND GET A JOB
>stupid, boorish people shouldn't be ridiculed
ahh yes, I for one welcome refugees, as long as they don't move in next door.
>well known
>wahhhhh stop enticing people onto the show they don’t know what they’re in for
Haha okay
>tfw watching Jezza with the girl I love laughing at the poor together
All these memories lost like tears in the rain
Good
>everyone knows what the show is about
>producers don’t recap every episode to date so people don’t know what they’re getting into
If I asked someone to jump off a bridge and they do it, who’s fault is it? Mine for suggesting something stupid or them for actually fucking doing it?
Bong the thread.
What the fuck are you people talk about
Just throwing some bants around and thinking about all the times you’d get a few cans in with the lads watch some jezza then go for a cheeky Nandos before the footy simple as
girl i knew went on jezza and talked about how big her exes (my mates) cock was
it was banter as fuck, her new bf was seething for all the world to see
>iktf
oi oi Free our JEZZA BREGGSIT MEANS BREGGSIT
is it the show where all the pictures of toothless brits that americans post come from?
>KILROY WAS HERE
>not realising that it's always the scorned and overlooked third son of the duke who becomes the revolutionary
Based guest A
Celebrities commit suicide all the time, should we dismantle the entire entertainment industry for what it did to them?
Yep.
Not for what it did to them, but yes we should
>I know someone who went on this show once
Disgusting
>If I asked someone to jump off a bridge and they do it, who’s fault is it? Mine for suggesting something stupid or them for actually fucking doing it?
You don't understand the paradigm shift society has undertaken. You no longer have free will in the eyes of many people, particularly on the left.
>Play a violent videogame? You're more likely to become violent.
>Read a terrorist's manifesto? You're more likely to become a terrorist.
>See people smoking? You're more likely to want to smoke.
>Look at pornography? You're more likely to want to violate a woman.
With the barrage of information everywhere at all times, it's all so much noise that they think it's difficult to really pin down why some people choose to do the devestating things that they do. "oh there must be some outside influence, and there are outside influences everywhere... this guy listened to rap music, that must be why he killed a bunch of dudes"
They've gone full Tabula Rasa, so basically you are considered retarded by default, and society must neuter itself to prevent you from harming yourself or others. We're all children now, and everybody needs to think of the children.
It's the same method of thinking that has people denying blatant behavioural differences between men and women.
Yes. They go to shopping malls and high streets in the most deprived area of the country and look for the ugliest, stupidest, poorest people they can find, ascertain if they have family issues, and then bribe them to be on the show by promising them a few days all expenses paid in a five-star hotel. Roughly the equivalent of recruiting chatshow guests from an Alabama swamp, if you're American.
>wont be able to watch chavs sperg out over lie detector results anymore
RIP Jezza
corbyn? this guy is clearly a UKIP voter
Is that true? I thought people just called in
I've lived in Hartlepool for four years now and I've never seen the Jezza people
The brits are complete spineless cuks
is tactical voting yuno. i need me fukin giro kept but i want the fukin europeans out. maybe im too smart for you. UKIP have my vote most the time but when arr tommy is on the ballot or me giro is gonna be cut off you gotta tactical vote
Good riddens to the chav scumbag.
Bullshit
Multiple chavs voluntarily contact the show themselves to get on it
he'll be one of those types that voted Leave in 2016 but then went straight back to Labour in 2017 to stick it to the bloody tories ini.
Imagine a Jeremy Kyle and Can't Pay We'll Take it Away Crossover.
Feels bad that Tango's picture always gets used as the archetype of the angry, loutish footy fan. Seems like a top bloke.
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IF YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT IT
WHY DON'T YOU GET UP OFF YOUR ARSE AND GET YOUFSELF A PROPER JOB
leftwingtard crybabbies hate the lower and working classes though.
I'm addicted to Chav girls lads. They're really great in bed.
>Admitting to being from one of the most disgusting countries on the planet with the worst that Humanity has to offer
Welcome to brit Yea Forums user. You'll find the banter is better and the threads less retarded (for the most part anyway). Enjoy your stay.
Wasn't there a footballer on the show. He didn't seem like lower class mate.
>Hartlepool not having mutants
wtf have you ever even been outside?
Lie detector scenes would be great
>"GET A JOB user, YOU WASTE OF OXYGEN, ALL YOU DO IS SIT AT HOME ALL DAY SMOKING WEED! THE WORST THING IS YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANYONE TO CHEAT ON. OUR LIE DETECTOR TEST WAS TO CHECKY IF YOU WERE LYING ABOUT YOUR VIRGINITY AND GUESS WHAT, YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR, YOU'VE NEVER EVEN HELD HANDS WITH A GIRL. GET OFF MY STAGE, GET A JOB, YOU FILTHY NEET, GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE, SECURITY DAVE GET HIM OUT, GO ON, CLEAR OFF, GET A JOB, WANK LESS YOU FILTHY, SWEATY DEGENERATE, LOOK AT ME AND LOOK AT YOU, GO ON, FUCK OFF."
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People can apply, but they also have (had, heh) a team that recruits on the street in the right areas. Not defending the guests, but ultimately Jeremy and his team were no better as human beings.
>Born in Surrey
>White
>Educated at the University of Bumfucknowhere
>Parents are most likely in retail management or solicitors
>Hasn't even had a Saturday job growing up
>Been outside of England
>Claims to be a part of the "Proletariat"
>Slag off proper grafting men and women
I drive a white van for work, I was told that alone is problematic.
Jermaine pennant? he's been in jail. he had to wear a tag when he played for Birmingham city. He would be selling drugs if he wasn't good at footy.
If it's a literal retarded person or some subhuman with a fucked brain I'd say you
Listen here you despicable bong cunt, Alabama swamp people are based. They hate niggers and the kill gators.
>mfw all these britfags coping at the state of their shit country with their """ebin bants"""
>literally every young British guy I know wants to get the fuck out and come to America
Enjoy your shitty police state
>Every British guy I know
You probably only know one guy on steam you fucking loser.
why would they want to move to your shithole?
>They go to shopping malls and high streets in the most deprived area of the country and look for the ugliest, stupidest, poorest people they can find
id know exactly where they could find those type of people if they were making the show in australia.
>brit lives in britain
>this must mean that they agree wholeheartedly with everything the govt does and says
end uh dey jerumuh
>can't collect rainwater
>land of the free
>get asked to appear on a show that only exists for exposing people
>agree to appear and sign the contract
>entrapment
I know a couple and they're all trying to get into CS in the states
Yup America is such a shithole that literally everyone wants to move there
>country is on fire
>b-but at least we have MUH BASED JEZZA K HAHA COMFY /brit/ THREAD EH CHAPS
>For the past 15 years watching people's lives fall apart has passed for "entertainment" on ITV
BBC's fucking loving this.
The British Jerry Springer .
>Yup America is such a shithole that literally everyone wants to move there
everyone from third world central/south american shitholes? you dont say
Congrats on presenting a non-argument and anecdotal evidence. But of course, an American has to simplify the situation to such an extent.
>a couple
>they're all
Damn, both of them? It's a fucking exodus
post more slags.
Wasn't Jerry Springer more of a parody of this type of show with actors?
while I think these types of shows are dumb why ban it? Are all shows where guests come on with problems going to be banned now?
Fuming, chaps. Love the lie detector and theft detector episodes. Now I'm gonna have to watch my backup programme Judge Rinder
always wonder just how many lives got ruined by people thinking lie detector are actually accurate
rip
it was fun laughing at brits
I once saw a girl from an episode of JK walking around in my town.
There was another JK guest in my college.
Some guy I knew lived next door to another. He said there was a handful in his town kek.
There was a girl in my student house and I swear to god she was watching an episode in the morning one day and then she watched the same episode again in the evening.
Outrage culture is fucking retarded and is a backwards movement for civilization as a whole. Its good that trite like this is dwindling.
>bradders needs his own talk show
Literally just started this last Saturday.
How can I laugh at the jobless labour voting masses now. Going to be replaced with some extended version of Lorraine & loose women empowerment crap.
Britbong tv so shitty a nigga killed himself.
>I know a couple and they're all trying to get into CS in the states
Yeah, as the other guy said you know a couple of fellow shut-in virgins off Discord and assume they are the norm. Pillock.
More time for the cackling harpies on Loose Women
they should drop the body off at the local council estate at about 11am for all the doleys to eat for breakfast
Jeremy Kyle should just do a crossover with another show like I suggested:
>Can't Pay We'll Take it Away
>Gordon Ramsey/Jeremy Kyle
>Gogglebox
>Britian's Benefits Tenants
It could work on all sorts of dynamics.
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Well I guess Ch 5 will take care of this windfall and start airing Can't Pay? We'll Take it Away! in its timeslot.
I just want a show called Dole Music Starts Playing about a dole office and all the people being told what benefits they are being denied and what job classes they need to attend
Kino
There should be some sort of Total Wipeout style game show designed purely for people claiming dole money.
kek
>implying these people vote
Ausfag here I never watched this bloke was he a pom jerry springer? Anyone got some best of clips? Used to love these kind of shows
People pushing for love island to get banned now
In America there's an entire game show and the prize money is only used to pay off college bills. They just give it straight to the loans company.
They should not ban it they should just make sure more sex happens on it.
Is he a Joestar?
Yeah, but what are their family situations like? Do they look like they walked off the set of Deliverance?
You guys are not funny people. Trust me.
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>this is a 7 in bongland
go back
He's a Sheffield Wednesday F.C supporter from Wolverhampton. Norf FC incarnate. I once got slapped in the face by him at a Wednesday vs Crewe match, I doubt he votes to be honest lads.
>More squealing about racial purity and "mutts"
Wow, what an improvement.
I mean the dude who just took his own life got pretty fucked over tbqh f a m
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was it kino?