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what am I looking at here

>stands next to elephants foot
>Wears a sperm suit, plastic helmet and no respirator
>Isnt melting

Someone explains this to me.

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Radiation isn’t real bro. And the earth is flat. It’s all a conspiracy

god

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So traps arent gay?

>believes in (((radiation)))
may as well wear a bike helmet everywhere so you dont bump into something and lose the other braincell

chernobyllite

>Isnt melting
you can literally see the man's soul flying away

Literal death.

look up elephant's foot

This photo was taken years after the disaster. 1996 to be precise. The guy you see took the picture with an automatic camera. Literally took a selfie. The guy is the Deputy Director of the New Confinement Project, Artur Kornayev and he seems like an all right lad:
>Korneyev’s sense of humor remained intact, though. He seemed to have no regrets about his life’s work. “Soviet radiation,” he joked, “is the best radiation in the world.”

1,000,000 Ratogens per hour. Just a chest x-ray, comrade.

Traps are super gay, sorry.

What’s with the guy in the hard hat? What the fuck is he doing near the fucking elephant’s foot without any protection? Is he dead? Are we looking at a ghostly photo?

Reminder:

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He just went to the infirmary after

He's still alive and in charge of the Sarcophagus project.
Dude is nuts. He has travelled to the Foot numerous times, kicking fuel rods, punching the mass with an axe and taking selfies.

The radiation of this corium lava mass has decreased drasticly since the disaster. It used to give 1000000 roentgens per hour, then it was 500 per hour when the photo was taken.

>“Soviet radiation,” he joked, “is the best radiation in the world.”

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Some of the bravest humans ever to live

real talk: how the fuck did the radiation not destroy the film in the camera?

Radiation elemental

It was taken years after. It was "safe" to be the in the area for around 500 seconds.
That was 23 years ago when they took the photo. I'd imagine you could touch the Foot today and be semi-fine.

What would it taste like bros?

thank

Real talk, are you a nigger?

No need to be rude user, other user was just asking a question.

>second episode starts off with two different instances of men dumb women smart

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3.6 Roentgen. Not good, but not horrible. Also a delusional worker.

there's like 3 not dumb characters in the show faggot.

Other than him literally fucking phase shifting into another dimension I couldnt explain why he's not melting

>only 3.6
>different timelines are converging around the foot
>only 3.6

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>men dumb women smart
true, but on the other hand in e01 we had a lot of evil stupid soviet, now in e02 we get all good and badass soviets. Even Gorbi came through as intelligent and quick in understanding. Except the guys from e01 everyone is now cool. I am actually impressed with that.

I WISH TO KILL THE STRELOK

>there's like 3 not dumb characters in the show faggot.
bullocks, most people just had no idea what they were dealing with, but once they understand everyone is now doing the right thing as best to their knowledge.
While some hours were wasted the Soviets handled the situation much better than the japs 28 years later. And the shows seems to be serving that fact justice.

Reminder wishing for humanity to be punished is the spookiest out of the 6 fake endings.

Wtf I love the Soviets now

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ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ELEPHANT FOOT

When this picture was taken you could safely stand near the Elephant Foot for about 300 seconds.

10 years earlier, standing near it for less than a second would kill you.

what can I see on this picture?

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>tfw drills couldn't penetrate it but AKs could

based soviet weapon engineering

yes, let me fuck your wife

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>my people require our own special barbershops devoid of scissors
What did you mean by that

Based as fuck. Soviets were the real deal.

Gallon of milk a day.

Basically the extremely hot (both in a radioactive and thermal sense) reactor fuel (Uraniumdioxide iirc) mixed with graphite, sand, some metals etc. that formed a type of lava called corium and seeped from the reactor chamber down to lower levels. Extremely radioactive and called the elphant foot.

Probably black people. Their hair looks like it would get tangled up in a pair of scissors

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But they SHEEEIT option refers to black people so it can't be them

Wish granter

Jose is a spic name, not a negro name.

Too many "fools" for them not to be Mexican. There's even talk about a Jose. Although the Sheeeiiit and NBA are a bit misleading.

>once they understand everyone is now doing the right thing as best to their knowledge
That's because they were caught red handed by the Swedes so they didn't have to pretend nothing happened anymore. If nobody noticed, they would most certainly try to keep it secret and who knows what would've happened.

i'd rather you just fuck me instead while me wife watches big boi ;)

>IDI KO MNE :DDDD
t. wishgranter

Based and sovietpilled

The birth of a speedster.