FRIDAY, the stand up game is boutta crown a new king... Brendan Schaub is on his way

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FRIDAY, the stand up game is boutta crown a new king... Brendan Schaub is on his way.

Be ready.

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How may strings did Joe Rogan have to pull to get this retard a special?

>The day /heem/ and Yea Forums unite

not that many this guy has worked for E and showtime for a long time now.

Better question. How many blowjobs did Schaub have to give Rogan before he got him a special?

I've never seen this guy do anything other than sit around pretending to be a fratboy while giving colorful commentary such as "this guy is a beast bruh."

Fuck off Schaub. Fade into obscurity where you belong.

Schaub is a self made iconoclast the fact that he rubs shoulders with other entertainment titans as Joe Rogan is a sign of his skill and talent.

They are both parallel kings working in the industry yet some analysts project that Schaub will surpass him in the near future.

Who?

yeah his dream was standup not football or fighting the 2 things he went with first and failed

if you want to blame anyone i'd blame callen and mma fanboys that made his podcast so famous and wealthy that he could make the transition away from mma and full time stand up comic.

jesus christ he looks and sounds like hes about to cry doing his routine

who is this faggot?

why would he lie about his early aspirations?

My top 5? Carlin, Schaub, Pryor, Kauffman and Rogan.

>merifat humor
*cringes*

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>Showtime

irrelevant

I don't know user, i'd say the tier of comedy special publishers would go like this:

Netflix>HBO>Showtime>Comedy Central

Of course i'm talking about notoriety and not quality and there are huge gaps between each but still, i bet there are a fuckton of real but obscure stand up comedians seething that Brendan Schaub is getting a special 3 years into his carreer just because he is Rogan's friend.

because it's an obvious lie lol

Joe Rogan’s chad boyfriend

go fuck yourself asshole, making fun of someone that persued and reached his dreams make you feel like a big man doesn't it? you really have some inner work to do there...

MEIN TOP 5
>BILL BURR
>JIMMY CARR
>GAD ELMALEH
>JOE ROGAN
>EARLY EDDIE MURPHY

i've listened to him on 3 episodes. that's like 8 whole hours of dialogue. not one laugh out of him. he seems nice and people like him, i just haven't heard him say anything interesting or funny.

lmao fuck off Schaub. Comedy will just be one other thing you fail at.

Oh fuck off yourself. There is definitely an audience for Schaubs type of chad comedy.

i still haven't seen his stand up, but he's a millionaire at this point i wouldn't call any of that failing.

doesn't brunsen schub have cte though?

You just don't have the levels of testosterone needed to relate to his comedy, don't worry i hear Nannete is back at work.

probably, definitely ptsd.

i still remember when rogan crushed him was hard to watch
>you just don't have the fluidity in your boxing...

Former UFC heavyweight Brendan Schaub is EASILY on his way to become the biggest and mos idiocyncratic entertainment paradigm ICON ever on the history of the western context sphere.

>Athlete
>Fighter
>Wrestler
>Model
>Podcaster
>TV host
>Social Media influencer
>Executive producer
>Actor
>Stand up comedian
>Scrip writer
>Director
>T-shirt mogul
>sneaker aficionado
>respected social commentator

Forget COMPLETELY about a double or a triple treath this brontosaurious is Dozenuemumth thread! No other person has ever been able to reach this level when i say he is a beast it is below him, an under statement. Beasts aim to reach the point where someine would say " He is a Schaub"

Big Downs taking off like a bbbbbbeast!!!! All you cheeto stained finger haters need to get some fucking work ethnics about you, bee sting swab taking over this scene