>I looked for you in my bed chamber, user. You weren't there.
Auntie wants her cummies edition
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>I looked for you in my bed chamber, user. You weren't there.
Auntie wants her cummies edition
Last thread
Let's review Danny's plotline:
>Born as privileged white girl
>Goes around fucking tons of brown cock
>Put in a position of influence by fucking brown cock
>Betrays her brother. Let's the nigger she was fucking pour a pot of boiling metal on him, burning him to death.
>Gets gifted with dragons, because she's a privileged white slut from a lineage of warriors who happen to be dragonriders.
>Uses dragons to go around the entirety of the Eastern continent destroying all stability and social order. Overthrows ancient families and dynastys. Literally releases slaves and all kinds of POC on formerly orderly societies to rape and destroy. Basically establishes "social justice" and pseudo-communism.
>Travels to Westeros, the land she claims a "right" to, and begins doing the same thing.
>Brings armies of brown foreigners to rape and pillage.
>Genocides noble houses in excessive and brutal ways.
>Starts having sex with Jon Snow, because she quickly identifies him as the alpha male of the north.
>Manipulates him into accepting her as queen, offers his unconditional loyalty.
>Takes all her acquired armies south to capital city.
>Unleashes her non-white hordes on most ancient and beautiful city in Westeros. Proceeds to burn and genocide entire city and its millions of inhabitants with her dragon because she was PMSing and was mad at her political opponent, Queen Cersei.
This may be the most accurate depiction of a white woman in power ever displayed on television.
First for Genocide gf
First for punished Dany
I wasn't there
Woe to your cervix if I was
Oh look, its the #4569th GOT thread funded by the suits over at the HBO HQ and kept alive by paid shills and poorly scripted bots in cohoots with the faggot jannies that turn a blind eye to the blatant disruption tactics of the big entertainment shell corps waging proxy wars through free advertising on fringe telivision forums, pro censorship Marxist propaganda ship christened r*ddit and social conditioning sites frequented by hordes of blue pilled sheep. How original.
Let's review your life:
>Dumb faggot
>Incel cause above
>Dies alone
Danime
A QUEEN DENIED HER NEPHEW'S DICKING
NORF
Alright, since we hate the show now (lol), what's the best original things/changes from the show?
Nth for spic memes
I wanted to burn KL down with her, bros...
Daenerys 'Ding Dong Made Her Brain Wrong' Targaryen
Daenerys "Jon Refused The Poon, I'll Burn Him Soon" Targaryen
a-at least the books were decent
Sansa will always be better than Dany.
Can't wait for Sansa to BTFO Mad queen.
fuck sansa!
Qyburn is better. His voice is pure kino.
>tfw 'tales of a scorched earth' syncs perfectly alongside Dany napalming KL
youtubemultiplier.com
For the shitposts
Though all men do despise us.
Based
MUH
I hoped they would connect this with recent events
youtube.com
And night walkers, instead of defeating night king in 1 ep like that, they should slaughter most in winterfell, and then they'd go south.
Bran would be the reason why mad king made so much wildfire and went crazy, dany would lose another dragon in winterfell instead of to wacky pirate last final battle would take place in KL's instead, but dunno maybe we'll see a twist in last episode
Thats some cringe right here. Just take it down a couple of thousand notches and you might have some mediocre bait.
Fucking BASED and Sansapilled
Don't be like Dany, ma'am... have sex.
>Between Mad Queen Dany, the post surgery Emilia pics and cute playful Emilia videos all concentrated in the past 2 days I'm now in love with Emilia Clarke
Fucking how did this happen, I don't come here looking for positive emotions bros, they're too hard to understand.
>ywn have crazy yandere genocide queen gf who is also super cute
It's a containment thread, nigger. Lurk more before posting newfag.
First For ButterStark
angery
>Jon and Danny get married
>wedding ceremony plays out all her friends and family are there for it
>last scene is of Jon and Danny riding Drogon together into the sunset to journey across the world
>Cut to Sansa sitting on the throne Danny having gifted it too her
And that was the story of the game of thrones
*ahem*
Fuck boars!
Fuck whores!
Fuck lancel!
And most importantly FUCK TARGARYENS!
That'd be all YA SHITS!
Dany is based af, that's what happened
Same, I like the actor too on BBC's Wolfhall. He was playing Thomas More in that show. The guys playing Viserys, Jojen and High Sparrow is in that show too.
CODD CODD CODD CODD CODD CODD CODD CODD CODD CODD CODD CODD
Euron being more on a Victarion side, rather than crossing into anime territory.
My little war criminal aunt can't be this cute!
She's taken :-(
She looks so determined to commit genocide, really hot desu.
> He was right about everything
Join the club user she's precious
lol triggered
No more wine, My Lord
DICK
Normies are already crying for season 8 to be retconned. Obviously not going to happen, but is there a chance for a high budget animated series?
>Stop with your JorahxDany fantasies Emilia we need you on the next sex scene with Jon Snow
based
Queen Morgan of House Burlington, Queen of /got/, the showfags and the bookfags, Protector of the General, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Minge, Mother of None, The Unblemished, Breaker of Hearts, Lady of My Heart.
I don't know if I'm happy to see Alys Karstark's cleavage
>The character just forgot
Amazing writing
>i-is that all I am to you, Jon-kun
>p-please kiss me back
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH LITERALLY EVERYTHING SHE'S DONE IN THE LAST TWO EPISODES IS SO FUCKING CUTE
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Same thing happened to me, the only one time i found Dany attractive was on S1, but i'm in love with her being all crazy
Sure
on Netflix
Bobby was better in the show by a mile
This scene youtube.com
The streamlining of Theon/Ramsay plot was a good change + this scene youtube.com
Replacing Jeyne Poole with Sansa was good for Theon's arc, really bad for Sansas.
Hardhome was cool
Tywin was generally more compelling
So was Bronn
We need a min of 3 episodes of KL getting BTFO by dany
WHO'S GOt THE BEST CLEAVAGE OF WESTEROS AND ESSOS?
CAREFUL NOW
>eyebrows stay completely still
woah
GO GET THE BOTTLE STRETCHER
NOW
> trys to break up two people enjoying themselves
how much on an incel can one be
I WANT TO BURN KING'S LANDING TO THE GROUND WITH HER WHILE HAVING SOME HATESEX ON TOP OF DROGON
'Ate Boars
'Ate Targs
'Ate Lannisters
'Ate me wife
Love Ned
Love Wine
Love Bessie's tits
Love me 'ammer
Simple as
Game Of Thrones Season 8 is worse than the Holocaust
Tick tock, Danytrannies
who the fuck is this pipsqueak? this has gotta be a joke. I have more testosterone in my finger than this guy
>still no drogon auto-fellatio scene
YOU BETTER DELIVER D&D
would you help burn kings landing with your queen?
Reminder that Bran was controlling Drogon.
There were no shots of Dany during that whole scene, because she was panicking and pleading with her dragon.
Only thing that can save this series is Cersei taking care of her child after the credits roll.
>Well hello beautiful... and you are beautiful.
Slag in da norf!!
> i knew you would come around eventually user
Yanderes are the fukcing best, prove me wrong
>you can
dios mio..........
Is Jon gay?
Dany the cruel
we all do man, we all do
ALYS NOOOOOO I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY ONE TO LOVE YOUR UGLY ENGLISH FEATURES
She even did the kinky double White Power symbol like that one Pic of that Asian girl getting fucked
>I don't want to be queen of the ashes
>becomes queen of the ashes
didnt see that coming
brb gonna take over the Iron Islands with House Codd in CK2.
Nooo, it's her turn to rule the seven kingdoms!
>TFW I get hard just thinking about it
this is exactly why twitter is freaking the fuck out
can the animefags itt please go?
signs point to.....yes
COUGH COUGH COUGH
C O U G H
O
U
G
H
Yes.
Arya makes no sense, one day she is a cold blooded assassin and then she's a scared girl again.
Only if it's done by the Castlevania guys
RRRRRRRUN BACK TO WINTERFELL
APOLOGISE
BASED "Based Bobby B." Robert Baratheon:
>Warned you about targaryens bro
>SLAYER or targ fucking shits
>REMOVER of incestkids and horsefuckers
>DESTROYER of pussy (made the 7th hundreds of times, had chad bastards everywhere)
>SMASHER of fucboi princess rahegar "faggot" targaryen
>Was absolutely 1billion% right about everything
>RULED with iron fist for 15 years, everybody loved him
>Keeper of PEACEno major war or rebellions except for incelborn on their mudpie islands with toy boats (LOL)
>HATED boars
Has there ever been a biggest aplha?
fuck off Sansa
nicolaj doesn't count
OI AT LEAST KANG JOFFREY NEVER BURNED NO BODY ALIVE EH?
Just because he refused his aunt, doesn't make him gay.
>dog
You Just Know
I wonder if the whole Theon-Ramsay-Jeyne plot is adapted. Will they tone it down even further? Will it still be controversial as it was.
>cuck
I liked the bronn vs ser vardis fight. Shit was kino af
First for Pilou
All us Danyfags must accept that the kino tax for her going through her sexy as fuck mad queen arc is that she WILL get impaled by Longclaw in the end. So we will not be sad because it's over, but happy that it actually happened at all. It is known.
I see him really sad lately so I don't think so
>Nikolaj is crouching down to make Kit seem like he's not that much of a manlet
What a bro. Between him and Pilou the Danish are unashamedly based in this show
Why are her dark sunken eyes so alluring?
>has a tall haircut for a few extra inches
OH NO NO NO NO
I wonder who could be behind this post!
Feel like the creator of this image was seriously triggered.
So why didn't it feel right for Jon to kill the NK?
>Dany, I love you, I'm ok with us being Aunt and Nephew. Let's forget about the throne and I'll pump enough semen into your womb to get you pregnant a hundred times over. I even bought us a nice cottage in Braavos with a nice red door and a lemon tree out front.
what do
Yeah but he won't even fuck his cousin either even though she's practically jumping his bones. He's gay.
BECAUSE THERE SHOULDNT BE A FUCKING NIGHT KING IN THE FIRST PLACE
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
she paid the price, completely worth it
>baby boomer parents who never watched the show both know about the "blonde dragon queen" from newspapers and local news
Damn bros, I didn't know the series was seeping into old media
Based
can't wait for the 'the lannisters send their regards' memes
This is based, but next time edit out the part about King's Landing being the most ancient and beautiful city in Westeros. That's actually Oldtown, read the books fag
Saying no to literal biggest used goods roastie in planetos isn't exactly gay, user
he was outclassed and wouldn't have even won the fight
D&D are retarded
Literally 9 years. 9 whole years of hating on Dany, only for the very last week of /got/ to be absolutely dominated by unironic Danyposting in the episode before her eventual demise no less. This is almost George RR Martin esque. If this is how /got/ ends, I won't be mad.
>there are no lemon trees in Braavos
He's lying
He misses his ginger minge
it's been one of the biggest shows in the world for like 3 seasons....
>Alright then
>Let it be rape
Who am I in this scenario?
If Emilia Clarke was my twin sister, I would still eat the pussy and probably the ass too. Any straight man would. Jon's just a faggot.
Daenerys "Arsonist" Targaryen
Daenerys "Hell's Belle" Targaryen
Daenerys "Ten Ton Terror" Targaryen
Daenerys "Westerner Wrecker" Targaryen
Daenerys "Peasant Accelerant" Targaryen
Daenerys "Valyrian Pyromaniac" Targaryen
Daenerys "Commoner Combustor" Targaryen
Daenerys "Stay Calm, Eat Napalm" Targaryen
Daenerys "Try to outrun my Drogon" Targaryen
Daenerys "See a town? Burn it down" Targaryen
Daenerys "Red Keep into Black Keep" Targaryen
Daenerys "Unburnt city? What a pity!" Targaryen
Daenerys "Crownlands into Wastelands" Targaryen
Daenerys "Your Queen demands kerosene" Targaryen
Daenerys "Kingslander Killing Khaleesi" Targaryen
Daenerys "King's Landing into Kindling" Targaryen
Daenerys "Making candles of the Andals" Targaryen
Daenerys "You better flee from Flea Bottom" Targaryen
Daenerys "Breaker of Chains, Baker of Brains" Targaryen
Daenerys "De-housing civilians by the millions" Targaryen
Daenerys "Clog up my streets, become ash heaps" Targaryen
Daenerys "Queen of Meeereen here 2 make u scream" Targaryen
Daenerys "Burning plebs 24/7 is my kind of heaven" Targaryen
Daenerys "Seeing a white flag makes me want to frag" Targaryen
Daenerys "Torching a peasantry is just my pleasantry" Targaryen
Daenerys "Dropping canisters on every single Lannister" Targaryen
Daenerys "Shower me with praise or your city I will raze" Targaryen
Daenerys "Ring the bells, I'll send them to the Seven Hells" Targaryen
Daenerys "All these children must burn because it's my turn" Targaryen
Daenerys "After seeing Rhaegal crash this city needs to be ash" Targaryen
Daenerys "If the crowds dare to jeer then their skin needs to sear" Targaryen
Daenerys "The show's down to the wire so I need to go crazy with fire" Targaryen
Daenerys "After they see all the flame they'll be some babies to rename" Targaryen
Daenerys "Surrender in desperation, you'll get nothing but conflagration" Targaryen
Daenerys "Don't have to read the last book to know that King's Landing will cook" Targaryen
What if Bronn kills Dany so Tyrion can give him Highgarden?
Obviously
because she finally became unbelievably based and burned the degeneracy of kings landing away. fucking shit hole
just watch the show bro
Expectations status = subverted
THE biggest show , and i would say for about 5 seasons now.
Uhhh
Post a better GoT waifu, fucking dare you
> B-but the dead close there eyes!
NO!
Tywin had shitty death.
For people under 50 in the west, yeah.
I want that fucking faggot midget to die so bad
He doesnt deserve to live
All he ever fucking does is fuck up and betray people
>Daenerys "All these children must burn because it's my turn" Targaryen
Are you asking if D&D would've went further if it were Jeyne instead of Sansa? My guess is that they would've showed less (less gratuitous rape scene) and implied more (bestiality, torture), since it would've shifted to a solely Theon-centric plotline.
Because she finally lived up to the Hitler memes
GOOOOOOODS!
Who really cared about KL anyway? it looked like shit
>If Emilia Clarke was my twin sister, I would still eat the pussy and probably the ass too.
>literal biggest used goods roastie in planetos
bro that's Cersei
when will they learn
i really wonder if all the crazies on twitter would cheer if kings landing was only filled with white cis males
Subverted expectations
might as well get on the train before it leaves the station
Then why'd he raise more wrights instead of fighting Jon 1v1? I think Jon was the only one could potentially take on the NK.
that's a male, user.
>she knows the writing is shit
APOLOGIZE
>Daenerys "Bad in the streets mad in the sheets" Targaryen
You're Dany, of course
Arya Stark looked seductively towards Cersei Lannister and said "please take off your clothes".
Cersei Lannister said "I am Cersei, my husband is Jaime." Arya Stark said. "Jaime you have a lot to learn."
As Arya Lannister was being removed Cersei Lannister said "you must make you a little stronger and more powerful." As Arya Lannister's face turned red, the green man turned red hot and threw Cersei Lannister across the room by the collar.
After the attack Cersei Lannister sat on the ground looking dazed, her eyes wide open. As Arya left the room, her face became even more red than ever. Arya Stark went to follow Arya and they both reached the entrance to the castle.
Cersei Lannister said "yes, what have I to do with this?" Arya Stark said "I won't let you do this."
Cersei Lannister said "I am very concerned that something has happened" Arya said "no, we have gone to the High Garden in the nude because we need to be naked together "
" "The truth is, the Targaryens are naked and no one cares. They're a tiny nation with a lot of secrets and people want to know." " "I'll tell you one thing, though. The Queen's hand is now so cold to this boy I'm beginning to wonder if she's already dead." ―Jaime and Melisandre
nth for Stannis
Ez
Faithful... enlightened... ambitious... brethren. In but a single decade, a few mere swipes of the pendulum, we have gathered a sacrifice to R'hllor that will be made legend.
Though it was a simpler, weaker voice that illuminated me during my centuries upon Meereen...it was R'hllor's messenger who showed me the true path of freedom from my pathetic brother. And what is this path? This meaning, this purpose to which we gather the skulls of our foes?
It is nothing. There is no meaning, no purpose. We murder. We kill. It is mindless savagery, this UNIVERSE IS MINDLESS! In mere hours, millions will die. Innocent! Guilty! Strong and weak! Honest and deceitful! ALL of them! They will scream, they will burn, and for no purpose but that mighty R'hllor may revel in their bloodshed! And united in this void of purpose, fear, or duty... we shall at long last be free!
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! LET WESTEROS BURN!
We're contrarian, what can we say?
Delete that picture
really want to rest my head on her back
BASED
Im not guilty that they turned her into a sexy genocidal mad queen
*ahem*
[forges Lightbringer]
There was a strong pro-Dany presence during her tsundere phase in the season 7 days desu, I'm not surprised this is happening again now she's gone full yandere. Not sure I expected the scope of it though
they already planned on jon doing nothing at all and for arya to subvert our expectations anyway. it just would've been epic to see Jon either lose or at least try to fight him while unrealistically slaughtering all the raised wights
*COUGH*
Damn , house trant is edgy as fuck , almost on bolton levels of edgy.
>most of Dany's morally questionable actions have been accompanied with uplifting music
I'd be really curious to see what would happen if they did the same here. How far would Dany have to go for her actions to out weigh the messaging of the film-making in the eyes of the common viewer.
How will David Benioff and D.B. Weiss be remembered after this?
> Daenerys "if i dont get cum i pick up the gun" Targaryen
>First for Genocide gf
If they aren't brown, I will burn this town.
She went from being a passenger in her own story, to wasting around in a political story line less interesting than the Dorne line. Now she is finally being the dragon queen that was promised. She's doing shit at the same time the show is going over the top to make her suffer.
she's cute now and needs a hug
complete hacks
bruhhh wtf has happened to this show lmaooo like who writes this garbage hahahaha
Meryn being a pedo isn't in the books, iirc they merged his character with Raff the Sweetling
>Dany burning down King's Landing is shit writing when she's barely been held back from burning multiple cities down by her advisors the past 7 seasons
Lmao nope try again dumb twitter legbeard
>t. Viserys
Was it rape?
It was so comical desu. It's almost like they didn't trust us to remember that this guy was a bad hombre even though he killed Syrio. Or maybe they had to make him into a comically evil person so that they could portray Arya as a non-psychopathic maniac with no empathy.
You just know this is the kind of thot who hooks up with a different chad every week and describes herself as "empowered."
in other words, she views Dany as her self-insert
>Literally 9 years. 9 whole years of hating on Dany, only for the very last week of /got/ to be absolutely dominated by unironic Danyposting in the episode before her eventual demise no less. This is almost George RR Martin esque. If this is how /got/ ends, I won't be mad.
People are mocking the SJW-types that previously ruined enjoyment of the show and reveling in their ass-blasted-ness over Dany turning out to be a psycho piece of shit... not being Dany fans... brainlet.
God I wish I was that girl
I think Droggo gave is consent
> she bit into the head
arrrrrgggghhhh
Anyone else think Varys was coughing a little TOO hard?
Like "hey guys look I'm totally not a squisher *cough cough* see?".
no, read the books, she was crying from the pain of riding all day and having sex all night
>Goes around fucking tons of brown cock
Untrue, that would have lowered her value.
>Literally releases slaves and all kinds of POC
Don't put anti-slavery on your list of why a fictional character is bad
Rest is fine /pol/-kun
>not being Dany fans
Speak for your fucking self, scum
YAG SBARRO
*Blocks your path*
Are Targs the biggest threat Westeros has ever seen? Is Jon, realizing he's got the insane genes of a Targaryen, retreating beyond the wall potentially the best option for an ending? After he kills Dany, of course.
That's how you know Martin wrote it and not some Jews
I think Bran may be my most hated character in the show. Its infuriating that he hasn't done jack shit to help anyone after all this time invested into his story.
Euron is the worst character ever written but I still just fucking fume thinking about Bran being fucking king. And Bronn on the small council what the absolute shit?
imagine unironically not being a Dany fan, Jesus I'd probably off myself
*Blocks yours*
>NEPHEW PLEASE FUCK MY SISTER, FOR THE GOOD OF THE REALM
You're weak.
You're strong.
No one unironically likes Dany, other than r/freefolk migrants that have been here since last season and did the whole Jonerys boatsex cringey meme.
>ywn be jon and protect rhaegal from dying then torch the hellhole of king's landing with your qt insane murderous dragon queen gf
>We'll make diamonds from their ashes...
the targs have been one disaster after another for westeros. you get a decent targ ruler once every 50 years or so and then it's followed by one retard after another until they get in a war over something stupid.
> Thats the best fucking
Didnt the literal GOD of asoiaf try to kill every last targaryen (doom of valyria)?
Also didnt the figurate GOD of asoiaf try to do the same (bobby b)?
Being raped gives me super powers
Also why are people surprised that Dany is being viewed fondly here in /got/ now? She's literally getting the Stannis treatment where the show is just kicking her while she's down and making everyone around her betray her.
Interestingly enough Martin is part Jewish. His parents told him he was Italian but he found out through an ancestry check
maybe it's all HBO disinfo user
maybe they have an even worse ending in store for us
Tell me I'm pretty
Id fuck the shit out of mad Dany dude, she looked real cute being all crazy n shit
Fuck Game Of Thrones
AHHHH SAVE ME JAIME
AHHHH SAVE ME WIGHTS
AHHHH SAVE ME SER DAVOS
AHHHH SAVE ME FAEGON
AHHHH SHAVE ME SHANSHA
AHHHH SAVE ME THOROS
AHHHH SAVE ME SCIENCE
AHHHH SAVE ME MUMMY
AHHHH SAVE ME STARK BITCH
AHHHH SAVE ME WALDER
AHHHH SAVE ME GREY WORM
AHHHH SAVE ME BRAN
AHHHH SAVE ME THREE EYED RAVEN
AHHHH SAVE ME CGI BUDGET
AHHHH SAVE ME ARIANNE
AHHHH SAVE ME MEERA
AHHHH SAVE ME JON
AHHHH SAVE ME JAQEN
AHHHH SAVE ME BRONN
AHHHH SAVE ME UNCLE JAIME
Is that Stannis and Asha, circa Winds of Winter, colorized?
>Don't put anti-slavery on your list of why a fictional character is bad
yes ma'am
I'm convined Ramsey ate Theon's dick and just sent another dick.
>jokes on you i liked it
>Check out 5 Dollar Edwardo and friend’s take on S8 so far
>Spends each review ranting about how abysmal the writing is, among other things
>E3: 8/10
>E4: 5-6/10
>E5: 6-7/10
Dear fucking God.
START THE DAMNED ROBERT POSTING BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
*not so fast*
His grandpa literally got cucked lol, ironic I say
>Continent spends thousands of years at war
>Hundreds of petty kingdoms reign at any one time
>Consolidated into seven kingdoms always at war
>Inbred faggot with 3 napalm-mounted Stukas shows up
>Conquers the entire continent in a few months
You tell me
Compared to most television, those are fair scores
TFW this is canon
Nobody knows what happened to Valyria. Jaeherys I's niece flew there on Balerion and got her body infested with monstrous worm-men while the dragon was injured.
The Valyrians caught up in the doom weren't Targaryens. The Targaryens were a singular dragonrider family who invaded the Narrow Sea to get away from their enemies back at home.
How did D&D get away with this?
shes actually just so beautiful here
I didnt liked her until last episode
How the fuck did Grey Worm weasel his way in there
WELL...WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR...GO GET THE THREAD STRETCHER, NOW!!!!
fugg
>On top of all the other reasons why she's loved after last episode, she's mantling Stannis.
Could not be more /ourgirl/ if she tried
>A cock was hard on his cock and he looked more like a cock than a woman
The final line in the show will be, "It really was... a Game of Thrones."
>"Good whore, and that's what you will get, whore" said Grey Worm
>A cock was hard on his cock and he looked more like a cock than a real woman
FUCKING TARG FUCKING SHITS
How much of the ending do you think grrm told d&d and how much of it is purely their own shit writing?
Arya wont nothin personnel night king in the books right?
right?
>t.
man, i hope so
that was lam
>If you don't make sweet, passionate love to me I'm going to let Drogon burn another thousand civilians.
>If you try to ask, I'll fly North and roast your bitch of a sister alive in your castle... after I let my Khalasar enjoy her.
>Will you refuse your queen now, Aegon?
No, Dany's the girl for me, this can't be happening!
AHHHH SAVE ME TASK FOR HELP IN SHIN
AHHHH SAVE ME JERRICK
AHHHH SAVE ME BRENDA
AHHHH SAVE ME THE FISH OF THE SWASTIKA
AHHHH SAVE ME JERRY
AHHHH SAVE ME JACOB
AHHHH SAVE ME SAM
AHHHH SAVE ME LION PUNK
AHHHH SAVE ME DEUTER
AHHHH SAVE ME JAMES ST. PAUL
AHHHH SAVE ME KATANA
AHHHH SAVE ME ALBERT SCHNAIK
AHHHH SAVE ME JOHN FREDERICK CEDAR
AHHHH SAVE ME THE BLOOD OF LA SALLE
AHHHH SAVE ME ROSE LYRIE
AHHHH SAVE ME FRANCIS CATHAMATO
AHHHH SAVE ME CHINAGUANG JOURNALISHER
AHHHH SAVE ME PORTER ELLIN JANE
AHHHH SAVE ME JAMES HILL
BRO
AHHHH SAVE ME THE ROAD OF THE MAN'S ARMY
>Dany becomes a Nazi incel, NEET Hitler/Elliot Roger REEEEEing because she can't have her incest manlet Oneitus Jon's dick inside her anymore
>goes on spree killing because of it
>she becomes more popular as a waifu on Yea Forums
huh
>commie thot white girl starved for attention
>wakes up from the dream
>he's still married to Catelyn
fake
Press H to hug
H
Who's Rickon?
Truly... this has been... a Game of Thrones.
Things I'd bet my life on
>Arya not killing the night king
>Cersei not becoming Queen
>Jon coming back
>Dany going mad, one way or another
>Young Griff successfully taking King's Landing
How can one slag be so BASED
It is the lowest-rated episode in the show's history
What about Dorne?
HELP ME THEON I CARRY YOUR HEIR IN MY WOMBS
fucking buttslut
that smile
that fucking smile
One of the gay emperors of Essos
even if she does it will be within reason and consistent with previous information
Varys poisoned her after this and everything since has been a direct result of that.
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In the books no
In the show maybe
What about the droid attack on the Wookies?
damn...
>British w*men
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pass
edgy or not, in a magical world I'd rather push the limits to see what could happen instead of sit in a castle and talk about tax policies
Is Daenerys the most yandere yandere in all of fiction?
>Don't worry, Jon-kun. I'll protect you.
>*genocides everyone else*
>It's just you and me now, Jon-kun.
>You're all mine. Forever.
LADY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING
>Ned not waking up beside Ashara
Gay
what have I told you about using your brain bro
GODS I was strong then
Absolutely patrician
But Lady is still the best girl
>became a danyfag for the last 3 episodes
I regret nothing
what's his deadlift?
Nothing was bad about that scene. Sansa could've just loosened up, had a good time with her husband, and made the best of it. Instead she acts like an ice bitch and then whines when he fucks her in the pussy in a completely vanilla manner.
OH POOR HER, IT'S NOT CHAD FUCKING HER PUSSY, IT'S AN INCEL INSTEAD! OH NOO THIS TERRIBLE RAPE!
Meanwhile Margaery hated Joffrey's guts but still performed her wifely duties and took every measure to woo and please him. Ended up no worse off because of it.
numbers add up chief
DONT KILL LADY
gee thanks for getting #1 eunuch grilled tyrion
Holy shit I love the shitshow
welcome fren
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Its settled then, Master Yoda will take a detachment of clones to Dorne, and assist Stannis there. And May the Force be with us.
>>DESTROYER of pussy (made the 7th hundreds of times, had chad bastards
Its making the 8. You forgot the Thots from the Riverlands.
I regret nothing
In fact, i wanted to burn that degeneracy shithole called Kings Landing with my mad Queen. Maybe cuddle her after
Varys can see she's going batshit, but until Tyrion told him about Jon being the true Targ heir, he thought she was it.
I sincerely believe that Ned always hated catelyn's guts.
Lena Headey was paid $1 million an episode this season to stand at a window drinking a glass of wine
>mfw fantasizing about giving my fair young body to the baratheon lord
ASoIaF truly has the best psycophathic women of any fantasy world.
mommy punish me pls
Lookin forward to nigger worm's death
Holy fucking lel
>The absolute state of /pol/
Please go back to your schizophrenic containment board. You don’t even know what the hell youre even talking about. Also, consider speaking to a friend or family memeber about your poorly directed anger. If you don’t have either of those, speak with a therapist.
FFS jon confort your sad aunt you inconsiderate manlet
Lady is fine nigga
i-i-i don't think this addresses the dorne issue
>"Sorry Varys, you are committing treason against our queen, I must snitch on you"
>literally commits treason 10 minutes later by releasing Jaime.
Season 8 episode 5 of game of thrones should have been more like the following;
1. Theon Stark gets into a car crash that kills Jon Snow (it is a stupid decision in almost every way), leaving the next few episodes open for interpretation.
2. Theon wakes up and goes to try and take back what was stolen from him.
3. It looks like the Night's Watch's leader, Ygritte, tells them something that will make them look weak.
4. Ygritte says that she didn't want to see the Night's Watch fight for it's life.
5. Theon tries to get Jeyne and Bronn to help kill Tyrion.
6. Ygritte tells them that the Night's Watch have killed a prince.
7. Theon gets in the car, tries to get out, and gets out right as the Boltons drive their men out of the Iron Islands for good.
8. Ygritte tells Jon Snow that her sister is the king, and she says she cannot take his 7. Theon gets in the car, tries to get out, and gets out right as the Boltons drive their men out of the Iron Islands for good.
8. Ygritte tells Jon Snow that her sister is the king, and she says she cannot take his child.
9. Ygritte is in her chamber with her sword in her hands, ready to use Sansa's arrow to kill everyone she kills. Jon Snow is in his room watching TV, and he sees Ygritte approaching and goes outside, just in time to see Ygritte slash Jon's throat. A great big shock of blood and red goes up Ygritte's chest, almost killing Jon in the process. Jon asks Ygritte why she did it, and Ygritte says she wanted to kill everyone who would have helped save her sister. He then asks her about her sister, who is dead, and she doesn't seem to care, and she tells him she knows her sister is alive in Winterfell. But it doesn't happen, and Jon asks what was the point of killing her
This is what D&D does to you. If they weren't retards, we could've gotten fAegon vs Dany or Stannis vs Dany, but nah gotta wank Lena Headey.
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Waif is unironically best girl with best tits
I literally just said what will happen. Yoda will go reinforce Stannis' position on Dorne, as they prepare to march on Dany. Take a fucking seat, young Lannister.
>responding seriously to a copypasta that's been spammed all day
>while also using "schizophrenic"
Cringe and not basedpilled
need new bread
sex?
Top Kek
From a certain point of view.
She should work for free while hbo makes bank
its only treason if you get snitched on
still cute
snitches get stiches
What I'm more angry about is the potential Cersei story line we literally got none of. I think it's pretty obvious that the whole seasons 7-8 Cersei plot was a complete fabrication.
Have rape
I like this ending actually.
I assume it's meant to be her House of B&W training fading away (ie because she ran away from killing Cersei) but because Nymeria and Warging outside of Bran has been cut, they needed the obscene slaughter of KL to 'reconnect with her inner Stark' instead of reconnecting with Nym or something.
Remember this is post book Got, where character motivations and personalities can do a 180 from the last 2 season due to demands of the plot.
>you will never wake up next to Missandei in a comfy bed made of linen and down
>Counselor
I'd make Bran whatever Lord's equivalent of Master of Whispers is.
Its been obvious that it was a fanfic ever since Cersei blew the Sept up and killed all remaining interesting characters in the show.
Euron should've marched up to the red keep and killed her ass back when he first showed up.
He could've been at least an interesting final boss instead of Lena Heady, Wine Aunt. Also save them the embarrassment that the other Lannisters became.
Imagine all the mad roasties when they learn the books end the same way
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>character motivations and personalities can do a 180
Not only they can but they did, some of the characters are completely different people. It's like the past didn't happen for them.
Kekd
nu thred
yes it's me Mr sex
I think he just told them broad strokes. Probably just that she kills him, not how.
Even though it's unlikely, I could see her blowing the Sept up, but it would 100% lead to her being fucking eviscerated by the denizens of king's landing if she did. I think it's an Olenna line in the show that I think correctly describes her character and how others perceive her, it's something like, "I've done horrible things to protect my family, and I never lost a minute of sleep over them, but you sister has done things I was incapable of even imagining, she's a monster".
Cersei's sole advantage in King's Landing right now is that she is twice as stupid and vicious than anyone believes her to be, I could see her doing something that drastic and paying the price for it.
When King's Landing fell, I wanted you to slay my pussy with your golden sword, and I wondered where you were.
Doesn't everyone hate Tullys?
Margaery had Joffery killed before she had to fuck him
One of the Targs was a seer that had a dream about the Doom, which is why they packed up and left for Dragonstone