How did he get rape boners for unella when he has such bad blood circulation?

Rigamortis.

Why did they get a babyface to play the mountain?

because le ebin strongman vikang
1st hound best hound

>why did they hire a babyface to play the Mountain
I don’t know user, maybe because he looks like this?

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wherever he goes he must also rape.

*mountain

Remember when they still called him Robert Strong?

Sandor is a unit though
but the horse niggers slicing through plate with sickles though

because baby faces are based

Because they lost the first actor to the Hobbit movie and decided to go all out with the biggest man possible for Tyrion's trial.

Sir Gregor is a known rapist, he got left alone in a room with her under Cersei’s orders to make her life hell. did you really need them to spell it out for you? Did you really need a graphic 3 minute zombie rape scene to get the point?

mfw i just realized i have really simular face to him just maybe slightly wider looking and a similar but better hairline
hell a similar body shape but not fit to

Remember in season 1 when jorah said those swords were ineffective against the westerosi armor?

>Did you really need a graphic 3 minute zombie rape scene to get the point?
Would have helped

he watches game of thrones what do you think?

Yes please.

this is what he used to look like

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Qyburn has 180 IQ.
Dude figured out how to frankenstein people back from the dead. I'm sure he could figure out fantasy viagra.

would have been funny if they stuck with the 2nd mountain, the twink lanky one at harrenhal

wow a big guy with a babyface doing his pathetic best to look menacing. you know this is fucking filmmaking and you can cast a big guy with a mug that actually fits the part and make him appear larger if need be. it's not like he's the only guy that large either.

he looked like a fucking retard alive, not a mad, tortured butcher, and like a fucking rubber halloween mask from Party Emporium as undead

just say you're fat

And he died like a bitch

is this a rhetorical question?

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so you're a fat neckbeard

fermented crab bro

Punished Varys, a man denied peace.

MOUNTAIN ACTOR POWER RANKINGS
1. First season Gregor
2. Second season Gregor (for the voice) he was pretty skinny though
3. Halfthor Gregor

a lot of people do all the time. I'm sure, you too, will die like one. Not everyone gets a heroic memorable death.

thor isn't fat though
the masterace
i'm sure so will thor whenecver he quits

yeah then next season there cutting through plate like it's silk
4 years is pretty damn fast assuming he didn't train every day

He didn't rape her. He just did his trademark head squeeze as Cersei walked away.

the guy could literally rip your arms off

its also a bloated half rotten body

i dunno. i never got the impression that he raped her. I feel like all of his brainwaves were purely basic and limited. Arousal and sexual attraction were gone. When he saw his brother, a primal deep-seeded hate bubbled to the top.

>Sir Gregor is a known rapist

>That time Sir Gregor raped a 12 year old Serving Girl and the rest of his group took their turns using her mouth and ass.

only if he catches me

is that all you got?? it seems like youre projecting, i guess you will never learn how to be strong other than typing your keyboard

He didn't die off screen though.

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can a zombie get a boner?

oh no your zombieman didn't look real enough in your normie fantasy show about dragons and zombies :(

>he big so he must be slow

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how does being fat effect face shape
that's not gonna happen till your >400 pounds

even if his dick didn't work he could find all other kinds of ways to "rape" a woman.

this is about casting, not who wins in a fight/lifts more you fucking mongoloids.

another retard who doesn't understand it's about casting, not "realism". lol braindead fucking zilch

>he strong so he must be good runner

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That zomboni has a zomboner!

bzzt wrong, bitch!
just take a look at your mother

I watched a video of him boxing and he's actually pretty damn slow but if you're against the ropes you're absolutely fucked

fermented crab

In short sprints yet
fake and playing

he's on inhuman amounts of gear and his body is constantly on the verge of complete breakdown because human beings aren't meant to live his lifestyle of eating 20k calories and lifting cars. get him in a ring with a decent amateur boxer/mmartist and he gets his ass kicked all over the ring if he doesn't just tap from exhaustion after 30 seconds.

he was trying to say that thor wasn't intimidating

>we'll never see Night King ride Zombie Mountain like Master Blaster

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Does he even have blood circulation? The implication in the books was that he was getting blood transfusions or parasitic medieval-tech dialysis from Qyburn's test subjects.
Although it was also implied he had his head replaced with a dwarf's head, or is a zombie with no head, but it's not clear.

It's not even clear in the show what they wanted him to be.
The implication from his appearance is that he's just hideously mutilated, and it's not even a Darth Vader scenario, but they treated him like a robot or traditional Haitian zombie who overrode his programming to fight his brother, even though there's no reason for him to behave like a robot if he's alive.

He was hard when he "died" to Oberyn, so he always has a stiffy

>Did you really need a graphic 3 minute zombie rape scene to get the point?
make it 5 minutes, then yes

no fighter under 240 pounds is gonna bring down a top tier powerlifter without extreme luck

your fine till like 360 pounds
best is 275-340

Why didn't Qyburn make Jamie a zombie hand?

Its zombie bloat fucktard

cope

I didn't see any boils on his legs so he has better circulation than James K at least

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>Right?

fucking disgusting
why

Giv milfy milkers

>get him in a ring with a decent amateur boxer/mmartist and he gets his ass kicked
Here's a video of him and Conor McGregor fucking around. I think you're wrong, user.

youtube.com/watch?v=Aaehn1aY8Ig

lol yeah that's why pudzian has had such a great mma career and got finished by a no-name 225 lb polish tomato can (and a bunch of other nobodies). and at least pudz trains while youre talking about a guy who doesnt at all.

train a bit and get some perspective. you sound really fucking stupid to anyone who knows anything about fighting.

He who controls the spice, controls the universe!

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all those where around his size though
he was like 240 pounds there

excuse me, meant 8pm, new ones go from 8pm-10pm eastern standard time. Fatkino is the most /comfy/ posting currently on this site outside Yea Forums and midgeposting

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I don't think he had circulation.
The way he gets stabbed makes it looks like he's just bloated muscle and flesh.

>my anime moves will surely make me win

what do you think is happening in that clip? they're just moving around together and he gets winded?
>lightweight
oh yeah sorry i didnt clarify that i didnt mean 12 year olds or floyd mayweather sr either dude. forgot this was autism central.

he was strong stupid violent and loyal and now he’s stronger stupider and more violent and loyal. it’s doesnt need to go any deeper than that for a tv show

>no fighter under 240 pounds is gonna bring down a top tier powerlifter without extreme luck
pudz weighed in at 257 last march, idiot.
and again, pudz actually trains.
you dont know what youre talking about

>my autistic weight training will make me good at a completely separate sport

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are my eurobros in tonight? I’m too poor to to travel but it blows my mind how fat people are in middle America. Are people this fat anywhere in Europe outside of the British isles?

obviously, he used his sword as a phallic substitute.

it will if you know the basics and are fast and smart

Anyone else think he looks like a giant baby since he has no facial hair?

>you are now aware that zombie rapists browse this board

He died a good death for a mad scientist killed by the monster he created

Oberin poisoned the tip of his spear with liquefied viagra

>Did you really need a graphic 3 minute zombie rape scene to get the point?

Yes?
Why the fuck are you even asking?
Fuck, i'd settle for the filler episode with just that.

Pudzianowskys skin turned red in the fight he lost against some huge guy. He was gassing.

The story the books are setting up sound much cooler desu, since they send the Mountain's skull to Dorne but he's still operating.

He's also literally wearing plate over mail over some padding, so he's full on impossible tank mode.

>never ever books

Source?

Just browsing the main page and saw you faggots trying to talk about fighting.

No weight lifting doesn't help fighting in any way, in fact it hurts because your body pumps more blood into your muscles, which in turn creates more lactic acid, slowing you down considerably.

Cardio is the essential thing you need to succeed in a fight. If your opponent gets tired before you you can finish them extremely easily.

Cardio is also key (and hydration) to having a good chin and withstanding damage.

The person who gets exhausted first in a fight loses 95% of the time regardless of skills. Remember that.

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>Sir Gregor is a known rapist
Was that established in the show?

POP OFF JAMES

he tells oberyn before he smashes his head

You don't think fighters lift weights? Those guys cut to 170 and are fucking jacked

quick rundown

how do you tell if you have a good chin?

You can have a lot of stamina as a big guy but okay
and there gonna get tired a lot quicker when a human grizzly is beating them

>You must have a working penis to rape someone.

You do realise chemical castration for pedophiles doesn't work right? They just start using objects to abuse people when they cant do it themselves.

I imagine the Mountain would have gouged her eyes out and raped her with a knife every day until she died.

Hes not saying fighters dont lift but the type of lifting a fighter does is a whole lot less compared to a strongman, and honestly not needed. Technique, speed and stamina are going to trump strength, you only really need strength to lift someone which is very rare, also before you bring up knockout power, while strength does help with that, its mostly a thing you have or dont. Look at big country nelson.

Thrusting is how you get through plate armor. Also the hound is strong af. Also every brick in king’s Landing flew to smithereens at the slightest puff of fire.

True, but just look at last week's fight. Smaller stronger fighter dropped taller faster more skilled fighter on her head and knocked her out

Oberyn screams it out several times in the jobbing scene, before Gregor himself admits it. Rumor had it that after he raped Elia Martell heigerslly splits her in half. Big if true but Gregor claims he smashed her head in

>heigerslly

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>Did you really need a graphic 3 minute zombie rape scene to get the point?
No, I need it to get off.

Conan Stevens was the best one but he was a retard and left.

the moutain's actor also has his lower face paralyzed

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