/kinobyl/ - GOD i wish that were me edition

/kinobyl/ - GOD i wish that were me edition
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kino

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>tell me how a nuclear reactor works
>grabs a pen and paper
>folds the paper, pokes the pen through it

DISCOVERED BY MADAME CURIE

>yfw next episode reveals the core did not explode

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>that contrast of the eyes and smile

This has been reposted at least 3.6 times. Not great but not horrible

>These dumb men messed this one up good. Time for a REAL scientist to show them how it's done.
>Where can we find him?
>Who said anything about a him?

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Hey i know this dude

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Reminder this was the same spot. Took me a while to notice.

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Is it good? only been two episodes right

threadly reminder that the collapse of the Soviet Union was the single greatest disaster of the 20th century and that capitalism is literally killing us all

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>all of this for some fucking steam

Can somebody tell me why Valery apologized after mentioning that he and Boris would be dead in five years after staying in Pripyat? Is it simply that he didn't mean to be so forward? Was it something about Boris?

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>if only you knew...

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why is this so fucking kino? is it the 80's aesthetic that I just missed out on as a 34 year old boomer?

>Is it simply that he didn't mean to be so forward?
Yes.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Did the super smart lady that figured out about the water tanks actually exist?

>Is it good? only been two episodes right
It's fucking amazing.

blurting out to someone that they have 5 years to live is generally considered to be insensitive.

Because both of them were getting upset, and he was getting tired over the fact Boris still wasn't taking it seriously enough. He also saw that it upset him.

>only $7.51

Capitalism has lifted the greatest number of people out of poverty and generated the greatest amount of wealth, technological innovation, and resource abundance our species has ever seen. It's doing just fine.

>Can somebody tell me why Valery apologized after mentioning that he and Boris would be dead in five years after staying in Pripyat? Is it simply that he didn't mean to be so forward? Was it something about Boris?
He was striking out in frustration. I don't think he literally meant they'd be dead in 5 years but he was pissed because the problem was that serious.

I don't think Boris really understood how much danger they were in or that they had already been exposed enough to have their lifespans considerably shortened. He lets it slip because he's getting heated then feels bad because Boris didn't know

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>For sale: liquidator medal
never worn

And apologizing for it generally doesn't change the fact.

Composite character representing around 100 scientists

kinda like how the chernobyl facility lifted pripyat out of darkness
great for a while, then not so great

>Did the super smart lady that figured out about the water tanks actually exist?
Nyet

>Anything to worry about?

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Thanks, this is a more reasonable explanation. The tone in the apology was strongly evocative of having said something insulting or demeaning, so I was wondering whether there was a character detail I had missed.

No.

>34 year old
>boomer
pick one, faggot

>Capitalism has generated the greatest amount of wealth
>the thing that defines another thing has generated the most of that thing!

>To Vasily Deomidovich Dubodel,who passed away in August 1988, and to all past and future victims of Chernobyl.

They did not register us
and our deaths
were not linked to the accident.
No processions laid wreaths,
no brass bands melted with grief.

They wrote us off as lingering stress,
cunning genetic disorders . . .
But we–we are the payment for rapid progress,
mere victims of someone else’s sated afternoons.

It wouldn’t have been so annoying for us to die
had we known our death would help
to avoid more “fatal mistakes”
and halt replication of “reckless deeds”!

But thousands of “competent” functionaries
count our “souls” in percentages,
their own honesty, souls, long gone–
so we suffocate with despair.

They wrote us off.
They keep trying to write off our ailing truths
with their sanctimonious lies.
But nothing will silence us!
Even after death,
from our graves
we will appeal to your Conscience
not to transform the Earth
into a sarcophagus!

>Liubov Sirota

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Of course not.

Which is fine if of those scientists there were a few women kicking around. I agree with others saying her character being a little annoying, but I believe we're meant to be seeing this unfold through Valery since he's really the only one who is both: taking things seriously and scared.

You mean to say that the Soviet Union was the greatest disaster.

>tfw baby shoes

>what are you doing?
>ITS MILK MILK MUCH BETTER THAN WATER THIS IS BLOODY MILK RUB THE MILK IN HIS WOUNDS
top kek what the fuck was he thinking

Capitalism has worked in the US, in Europe, in Japan, in South Korea, and in the urban parts of China where it's been implemented, to the resounding and dramatic benefit of its recipients. It's not going anywhere. People enjoy living in capitalist systems too much. It's far too liberating for people to reject en masse.

>folds the paper, pokes the pen through it
i don't get it

Anti-biotics and fertilizer did this

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What else would make good Soviet kino?

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GOMAD BRO DYERP

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IT'S COMPLETELY FUCKING FUCKED MATE BIG TIME

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by making every Ukrainian glow in the dark?

hence the parallel, great for a time, then it kills the planet and everyone is running around in denial saying its all fine its just a bit of mass extinction and unusual warmth no problem here

old russian medical myth that milk is good for burn wounds(its not)

The song playing during the suit up is fucking great, is it available anywhere?

Grabes pape r. pokes whole in it
was it kino?

>Capitalism has lifted the greatest number of people out of poverty
yeah now we just die in debt with a bunch of useless shit

And it was capitalism that made antibiotics and fertilizer cheap, abundantly available, and readily purchasable at local supply shops and supermarkets. If antibiotics and fertilizer emerged in a communist or socialist system they would have been rationed based on social caste and denied to the undesirables.

Faithful Ruslan. Gulag guard dog gets "retired."

Knew it
Why can't we have nice things?

>3 million billion trillion bullets
THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

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Why did they leave me behind?
Was I a bad dog?

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внимaниe внимaниe

внимaниe внимaниe

внимaниe внимaниe

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*flirts*

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>we did it, we crammed 7.5b people on earth next stop 10b
woohoo...

I’d rather be in debt than starving or shitting in a street. But anyway debt is optional. Nobody forces you to take on debt. You can drive a shitty car and rent an apartment or house and never go into debt or you can go into debt and pay it off like a reasonable person.

>If antibiotics and fertilizer emerged in a communist or socialist system they would have been rationed based on socia
we are seeing freshman-in-business-college levels of ideology here folks

>When is Ivan coming home...

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Yas queen slay that bureaucracy

>that's not real communism!

You're right, show's over folks, capitalism is evil and Marx was right

How did she figure that anyway? They make it seem like she came to Pripyat on the basis that the core would melt through but after being told they prepared for it she comes up with the water idea on the fly

vote here

let white people know that this kino belongs to all of us women and people of color

strawpoll.me/17965540/r

such a lovely time

Please open a book about the Soviet Union. This is literally what they did with their cars. You got a luxury car almost competitive with Western standards at the top of society and a horrible little thing at the middle. At the bottom you got nothing. You could not outrun the police because they had more cylinders.

Reads Karl Marx once
>B-but at least the boo-
“No!”

How do they figure 2-3 megatons from the steam explosion? If the reactors blow and spread the fuel everywhere it would be a terrible ecological disaster but I don't think there would be a criticality event. Am I seriously underestimating steam explosions or did I miss something or are these made up numbers?

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>Not the fall of the third reich

[Muffled screams]

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Her character must be understood to be like that spirit of technology inbetween the stories in the AniMatrix.

They were working with worst case scenarios.

Steam explosions can be nasty business, but especially when it's like 5000m3. That's A LOT of water to be suddenly instantly vaporized

>How did she figure that anyway?
Because she's so much smarter than those men.

It's unlikely for a steam explosion to be on the megaton scale because it would require a pressure vessel.

>emily blunt SJWing it up
>the true badass scenes are Pikalov "I'll do it" and Scherbina's speech to get volunteers

Everything is fine.

legend

>How do they figure 2-3 megatons from the steam explosion?
Explosion would've set off the other 3 reactors.

How'd he do it?

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3 BILLION TRILLION TRILLION CHEST XRAYS

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>y-you worked in a shoe factory!
>no one cares

hydrogen explosion (disassociated from the water) triggering a degree of criticality in the core material
ultimately just a guess but resent isotope research indicated the initial explosion was actually a very small nuclear explosion, not steam at all, so may well have been accurate

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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>what did you walk here in today?
>s-s-shoes
>exactly

g-guys

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Anything without Ulana in it is very good

It really makes you think

Holy cow, I'm glad I was not aware of this until now.

I'm guessing HBO has a good level of creative control on this one.

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kek

Great things can happen when you acutally give a fuck about the stuff you do

>Hodemchuk

kek

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>Introduce awful character
>Nobody cares
I'm okay with this.

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Damn, Hodemchuck really let himself go

>accurate portrayal
>60%, boring, dated, unhelpful
>superfluous magic woman
>SHOW OF THE YEAR
still a price worth paying if kino gets made, as long as they dont add a fucking black i will allow it

droppppppped

but the woman wasnt even in episode 1

>hodemchuk

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>Khodemchuks skeleton is still the power plant

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This whole episode I was tricked into thinking that radiation could disable your flashlights and crash your helicopter. Nope, it's actually just operator erroring your helo into a crane cable and only thinking to give 1 (one) flashlight each to the guys on a critical mission into the dark irradiated guts of the power plant. If it wasn't so tragic this would be a comedy of errors.

>that sound when the detectors start going apeshit
Radiation is fucking scary

>His glowing ghost is floating around Chernobyl

wtf were they feeding Kot?

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But you saw the helicopter hit the crane cable in the episode. What did you think happened?

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what are the geiger counters for?
you're walking into a core-exposed nuclear plant
they're fucked

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Come to think of it, was the crane even there in the previous episode?

Certain areas are more radioactive than others. If you can avoid them, you have a better chance of completing your mission and surviving.

Maybe they told them "If they start getting slower, you're going in the wrong direction"

Writers need to eat. Also just because he has written bad trash movies, doesn't mean he doesn't have talent or that he hasn't written other kinds of scripts. It's just that those ones are the ones that have actually been made.

Hollywood has a pretty large number of quite smart people doing dumb movies. Especially screenwriters.

For those still wondering about steam explosions, here's a clip of why you don't disable your water heater's safety release valves.

youtube.com/watch?v=9bU-I2ZiML0

Thread theme
m.youtube.com/watch?v=Okv8yAIYTFI

kek

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that's what you think

I wonder if that's why everything sucks nowadays.

oh good

The mind wants to believe that, despite the overwhelming odds you will die, you might live. The equivalent of burying a man alive in a casket and giving him a flash light

>I was tricked into thinking that radiation could disable your flashlights
It can, radiation can alter organic chemical composition/properties, whether those chemicals be in your body or the battery of a torch.

water heaters are pressure vessels though.
lava falling into a lake is not a pressure vessel and you certainly don't find tertiary steam explosions when a volcano erupts.

Are you denying that rationing is a thing in socialist countries?

aww this nigga fittin ta move he big toe

Comrade, explain how a steam explodes.

It's beyond rationing, they literally had castes. The perfect opposite of their goal of a classless society. And you can see them joking about it here:
youtube.com/watch?v=F68bbzOOOdY

>tfw you don't live in the reality where the steam explosion occurred

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All of them lived. Two are still alive.

>we lost the sea
absolutely BASED

That went south so fast!

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First it goes TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

And then it goes KABOOOOM

>and crash your helicopter
That's not a trick. That's just you being retarded

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kek'd 2bh

Any shows peope can recommend which have smart older white men handling important issues? I'm tired of all these fucking zoomer shows and after chernobyl I want more.

Hell, doesn't have to be white, I just want the core cast to be 40+ and not horny 20 year olds

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Women are stronger than radiation.

CHERNOBYL VETERANS
JOIN DUTY, AND SAVE THE INNOCENT.

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The Heebie Jeebies

Band of brothers
The pacific
Mad men

shitty actor but he looks the part

The terror

>Mad Men
>men handling important issues

Seven Days in May (original) -- a jingoist general may be planning a coup d'etat against a detentist president at the height of the Cold War.

>the future of American capitalism
>not important

>Luwin casually fucking off

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Review stated criteria.

>he thinks Mad Men didn't have strong womyn
I'm assuming you have never watched it, yes?

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IRL was not the first helicopter that crashed, it happen weeks later.

goodness me that was something else

DANGER - UXB. A detachment of Royal Engineers posted in London during the Blitz must locate, dig out, and defuse bombs which did not explode. The Nazis have devised trick fuses which lay quiet but re-activate when mishandled. Whole thing is on YouTube.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Ahahahaha very nice

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I called it last episode. Next in line: The nigger

Did those guys actual die within 5 years in real life ?

WE WUZ NUCLEAR PHYSICISTS N SHEEEEIT

Did russian cities really look so nice? Sure it's grey commieblocks but it's so nice put together and the people are dressed so nice. I thought Russia was poverty striken before the wall fell? It seems so much nicer in a way then my "utopian" amsterdam

Annanenkko
Bespalov
Baranov

She was a bit of a know-it-all bitch but she wasn't that bad. And the only thing she pointed out was that the water tanks were full instead of empty, the male scientist was still right ebout everything else.

They look nice because there's zero advertisements

>Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would want to know how a nuclear reactor works, before throwing him out of the helicopter!

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youtube.com/watch?v=hh89h8FxNhQ
that time there was nearly a completely exposed uncontrolled fission reaction where the only off switch was to literally grab the makeshift reactor

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>If I pull out the control rods will you die?

I hate how everyone says they died and were placed in lead coffins when most survived and one or two are still alive

>Amidst the clean up of the infamous Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster in April of 1986, the authorities discovered that the nuclear reactor was flooded with highly radioactive water. The steam from this volatile water was threatening to cause a massive explosion that would carry radioactive material and gas across a large portion of Europe, they needed to open the floodgates to release the pressure in the chamber and save a large part of Europe from nuclear fallout.

To drain the reactor someone would have to dive into the water and open the release valve by hand.; for anyone involved it meant a certain and painful death.

Three men volunteered, now unofficially known as the suicide squad, they didn’t ask for glory or riches, simply that once they passed their families would be looked after. And so three ordinary men, Valeri Bezpalov, Alexie Ananenko and Boris Baranov did an extraordinary thing, and dove into the depths of the reactor.

After the only lamp they had with them fell into the darkness, the three men felt their way towards the gate, and completed their grim mission by opening the valve.

Ten days later all three were buried in lead coffins.

Ukrainian Folklore tells the story of the Bogatyri, three valiant knights of old.

Pripyat was a brand new city, the paint had barely time to dry before Chernobyl happened

Pretty much yes

Otoko-tachi no Yamato

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WHICH IS IT GODDAMMIT DID THEY DIE I NEED TO KNOW

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>At 3:20 p.m., the screwdriver slipped and the upper beryllium hemisphere fell, causing a "prompt critical" reaction and a burst of hard radiation.[8] At the time, the scientists in the room observed the blue glow of air ionization and felt a heat wave. Slotin experienced a sour taste in his mouth and an intense burning sensation in his left hand. He jerked his left hand upward, lifting the upper beryllium hemisphere and dropping it to the floor, ending the reaction.

His transition from being a cocky dismissive bureaucrat to fully realizing the soul-crushing weight of the situation was the best part of the episode imo. Convincingly went from Soviet shill idiot to based.

a fucking leaf

It makes a better story if they died. Urban mythology is modern folklore and facts are relative to impact.

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They looked awful, especially in the 80s, because things were falling apart. This one is new. However: Soviets prioritized things differently, no stupid billboards, lots of art, parks, gyms, gardens.

>books and the prominent BBC docudrama Surviving Disaster – Chernobyl Nuclear, the three knew it was a suicide-mission and began suffering from radiation sickness and died soon after.[91] Some sources also incorrectly claimed that they died there in the plant.[90] However, research by Andrew Leatherbarrow, author of the 2016 book Chernobyl 01:23:40,[86] determined that the frequently recounted story is a gross exaggeration. Alexei Ananenko continues to work in the nuclear energy industry, and rebuffs the growth of the Chernobyl media sensationalism surrounding him.[92] While Valeri Bezpalov was found to still be alive by Leatherbarrow, the 65-year-old Baranov had lived until 2005 and had died of heart failure.[93]

Both died within 4 years

The Shield.

Look closer.
Commieblocks gonna commieblock.
The skeleton is concrete and the insides are just filled in with no concern for how it looks on the outside.
They might be painted but that doesn't mean it was designed with attention to aesthetics.

The best they could come up with to keep these things separate is a fucking screwdriver?

>now you know why they call it CHERNobyl, nahm sayin'?

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>Just got done reading the entire Arkady Renko (famous for Gorky Park, if any of you plebs have red/watched it) book series, including this one that takes place in Pripyat
>The HBO series comes along
>I'm riding a wave of nonstop Soviet-depression-core

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>Did russian cities really look so nice?
Pripyat was brand new.
Check out Dekalog, it's set in Poland but it has that depressive comunist block aesthetic.

One committed suicide, the death of the other guy might not be connected to radiation.

John Adams

When will Redrick "Red" Schuhart make an appearance?

>The standard protocol was to use shims between the halves, as allowing them to close completely could result in the instantaneous formation of a critical mass and a lethal power excursion. Under Slotin's own unapproved protocol, the shims were not used and the only thing preventing the closure was the blade of a standard straight screwdriver manipulated in Slotin's other hand.

Slotin, who was given to bravado, became the local expert, performing the test on almost a dozen occasions, often in his trademark blue jeans and cowboy boots, in front of a roomful of observers.

>It would be extremely radioactive

Are saying the massive concrete structure isnt enough of a pressure vessel to cause and explosion

play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Dr. Fomin, I'm KGB

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Rome

Shagga likes axes

yes because the roof and everything is open

Reminder that this character is as real as any other on the show, it's basically a composite of a 100 scientists, some of who could have been technically dickless, you don't know.

They say the director had the idea when he heard how a clown car with a 100 scientists was stopped at a military checkpoint.

I for one, support this decision. A 100 scientists! Can you even imagine how taxing it would be to watch a scene with a 100 people in the room? It would be a total nightmare!

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anyone else miss based Dyatlov?

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try five or ten

>he keeps asking you to explain how a RBMK reactor would explode while you are on the tour

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Fuck off.

imagene de soviet sniffz
imagene de soviet smellz

>it's real

what the fuck

>Nikolai Fomin is a tour guide, working in the 30km exclusion area around the Chernobyl reactor dubbed "The Zone". People in Ukraine don't like to talk about Chernobyl because it is seen as a bad part of their history, a terrifying place, he says. "But ... We should remember that nuclear power is not without consequences", says Fomin.

You're a big reactor

Why did they agree to this?

Reminder, an omniscient character is sloppy writing.

> Can you even imagine how taxing it would be to watch a scene with a 100 people in the room? It would be a total nightmare!
Is that sarcasm? Yeah, the creators just needed the presence of STRONK women. Hell, I'm waiting for a gay or nigger character to appear.

"Hold My Beer."

Have you read Red Snow by Edward Topol? Have you seen Gruz 200?

>tfw 3.6 roentgen is enough to reverse aging

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How's she omniscient

FOR USSR

>mfw I get a three dimensional sunburn

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In an incident where the entire point was a lack of distribution of knowledge, someone on the outside of the incident figured out exactly what happened, what the secondary issues are, and how to deal with both of them and faster than anyone involved did, all without any help is absurd.

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People on the other side of the globe figured it out she's not omniscient calm down bro

how though?
the plant was miles away

No, people north of Ukraine where the smoke drifted found out there was radiation south of them, then told everyone else.

You're telling me they didn't die after receiving feed water?

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Next episode when?

are you denying that rationing is a thing in capitalist society?

nice flecktarn

The US found out about it. Fucking sweeden found out.

The US found out because they could take satellite photos above the site, even then they had no one capable of knowing all the shit she found out on her own in a few hours

RocketMan and Scary Movie 3 are good though

imagine being in ukraine and fucking up so bad the extent of it spreads to sweden

140 hours

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He'll probably be back for the trial scenes.

People on the other side figured out countermeasures? Stop looking to Stephen Colbert as a teacher you trite little brat. A quickly blurted out snappy come-back doesn't mean anything, that's why adults don't use them. For example, how is a Swede outside the Iron Curtain supposed to illustrate people inside Soviet information control magically transcending information compartmentalization?

And neither of those are Soviet republics worrying about information control.

wind

FLY US STRAIGHT INTO THAT CLOUD THAT'S ORDER
I WANT TO TASTE THE FUCKING URANIUM

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The ash that fell on their faces was covered in highly radioactive material - or was the material itself.

>gets high radiation reading
>nobody picks up the phone at chernobyl
>somehow she figured it out the reactor was exposed, that the firemen had been throwing water at it, that the tanks below it were filled with water and that they had thrown sand on top of the reactor which would cause it to heat up and the explosion
Fucking Sherlock Holmes is a retard compared to her.

This is the unrivaled truth.

Fuck. You guys really are threatened. They were right this whole time.

completely delusional

>$7.51
>353 sold

I know they gave out like half a million of those things, but that's pretty suspect.

>puts one and one together
>gets two
fucking unreal

Tbh I think they put her in because the show would have literally zero appeal to women if they hadn't.

Well she knew it was Chernobyl because the other plant that was close was fine, and she called that place is Moscow and spoke with her to figure out what they were dropping on the reactor. So the only legit thing is the water tanks being full. She could have seen the fire trucks on the way in, but that was no means assured.

Literally it's just one old woman. She is not a threat to you.

i thought fission reactors also used plutonium but i guess not, anyone care to help me out here a bit?

well you see...

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How does a nuclear reactor work?

Tell me or I'll throw you out of the thread.

Down stay downwind from radioactive exposure.

>yfw irl dr manhattan is in chernobyl

Everytime I see her in this I just get vibes from the Dr Who spinoff called The Sarah Jane Chronicles, a shitty show about a female investigative journalist who travels across time and space and has adventures, nothing against the actress it's just a bad casting/plot decision

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how does a thread work?

They really should have found an actual person to base her on tho.

A lot of loyalty for a hired gun

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forsmark_Nuclear_Power_Plant
these doods figured it out

kinda amazing how much of sheeple slavs are, shitloads of troops and helicopters making nonstop stops at chernobyl and no one thinks "hmm, shit might be fucked"

She wasn't even portrayed as a smart know-it-all aleck. /pol/ has truly rotted your brain.

>you guys
>they
Every single thread has liars pushing this scripted line about hating women, regardless of the actual arguments and the recent record. Some threads have the tripfag and some do not. Some have the CIA idiot and some do not. But all have this damage control line that criticizing this show is mysogyny.

If I remember correctly from a schematic that got posted the retention tanks were in a pressure barrier they had that was only rated to around 36psig

so I asked this a few threads back

Were the guys releasing the water valves in ep1 actually filling the tanks?

state > individual

>tfw only 3 weeks left and only a few after that until threads dissapear
hold me bros, this shit ain't fair

> Hundreds of scientists, top in their field pursuing science in the USSR for the good of their country.
> Doesn't check that she got the right number
I'm a nuclear physicists.

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SKRRRRT

I’m aware of that. I’m saying they should have found an actual woman scientist involved and based that character on her, and then bounce ideas off of instead of being omniscient.

RIP i can't believe they died inside the NPP and still had steady careers afterwards. Must be misinformation.

I fucking love Stellan

They would have inadvertently been pumping water through the reactor building because the piping system was destroyed, so yes.

This show is near perfect. Pretty much the one thing it got less than perfect was this Ulana character, whom even the infamous alt-right manosphere Der Sturmer clone known as "The New York Times" called hackneyed. And if you say anything about that, "people" come out of the woodwork babbling about /pol/, the Russians, hating women, and so on.

Now it's a ghost town...

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>his smile and sperm count: gone

oh. EMILY watson. I was wondering why the fuck everyone was talking about Emma Watson showing up on a fucking semi-documentary miniseries as a Russian journalist.
She was hot as fuck in Equilibrium.

absolutely FUMING

For people who actually went to the power plant, they lived long enough.

Specially fucking Dyatlov.

Fifty thousand people used to live here

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oc, please validate my existence

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>his smile and chromosomes
>OBLITERATED

Well it’s not great but not terrible.

Bout 15 minutes in. Somebody just threw up blood on someone else.

What am I in for bros?

Yikes.

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radiation: bad
graphite: not on the ground

just a roof fire

this oc is fine i've seen worse

Plutonium is a waste product, but it can be reprocessed and mixed with uranium to be used as fuel again.There are only a couple dozen reactors in the world using that kind of fuel though.

Alternately, plutonium can be used to fuel radioisotope thermoelectric generators that power space probes and rovers. There's no fission happening in those though, just decay heat.

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>what am i in for
Something that is not great but not terrible.

a lot of misinformation, remember not to spread it

>electrons orbiting the nucleus

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close the thread, turn off the lights, mute your phone and enjoy

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Validated

How dosimeters work is actually quite fascinating. It also explains why the divers lights died and why the helicopter radio equipment failed.

the text could use a slight drop shadow to make it more readable

>radiation: bad
not great but not horrifying

But the divers apparently lived.

user, please tell me how there would be graphite on the roof. That would mean the reactor has exploded.

Do you think there is a connection between the dosimeters and the flashlights dying? You must be delusional.

>reading comprehension

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thanks user, much appreciated

Anyone made an "if only you knew" edit of this yet?

youtube.com/watch?v=IwyI0AqlOyU

I've read all the Renko books, Wolves Eat Dogs was one of the best. Will check out Red Snow, any other recommendations?

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14 SEPTILLION CHEST XRAYS

>the way she just marches in and starts schooling legasov and scherbina
>comitee and gorvachev just listen to her
>2-4 megatons!
Pure fucking cringe. They certainly didnt have to invent this character.

toast a new bread

toast a new bread

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Lava falling into a lake will not instantly turn the entire lake into steam. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster#Steam_explosion_risk

you do it then

Why the fuck are we not watching people fall apart!

Also
>No red alert 2 desolator memes.

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How did the core explode?

too much feedwater

you're delusional

soviets at their worst

Mildred Pierce
Olive Kitteridge
Show me a Hero
The Night Of
My Brilliant Friend
The Young Pope
Generation Kill
Sharp Objects
Band of Brothers

>HBO releases yet another very good miniseries
>half the posters on Yea Forums only like it for idpol reasons

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I'm still trying to figure out if The Young Pope was actually "good"
but I certainly enjoyed watching it

But I saw for my own eyes. My face is red.

Have sex

Only the guys who went into the reactor hall and saw core-Chan would have received enough radiation for that, and they’re dead already.

Bad reactor design and stupid test settings made water super hot. After that, see:

I have, it turns out to be completely irrelevant to either politics or art. Meaningful relationships are far more important. But you know all about that, don't you?

Yeah i kind of agree
It's certainly flawed and maybe as a whole doesn't totally work, but it has some pretty amazing strengths.

I think Olive Kitteridge is the best HBO miniseries there is.

Getting mad online shows just how much meaning those relationships hold

youtube.com/watch?v=591n8GKvyaY.
scenes like this one are instantly worth the price of admission

Does it include him turning in his competitors to the government?

THIS FUCKING REACTOR IS UNDERCOOKED YOU FUCKING MORON

GET SOME MORE FEEDWATER INTO IT

Someday your prince will come, and he won't care about all that have come before him.

Take him to the infirmary.

Chef, I don't feel so good...

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That or like, 40 cats.

>mfw this dude comes back from tanning on the surface of the sun and they still don't believe there's a problem

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chill bro it's just in the parking lot everything's still there

IT'S JUST A BIT OF STEAM YOU SOFT PRICK

last two digits for radiation level

You don't need to enrich uranium if you have a heavy-water reactor. Pure refined metallic uranium is enough.

>3

What did the low level dosimeters mean by this?

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>tfw the dosimeter only goes up to 3

...

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3.6 roentgen