Oh no no no no no no no no no no no! TWO DRAGONS!!!

Its worse then that, its that but with pop culture references to trendy media so his dumb audience can feel clever. Last week it was “Thanos” because he a cool and popular bad guy. Now its dany even though Trump is more of a mix of Joffrey and Stannis who is moral grey even after he killed his daughter because he regretted it.

cringe

Is there a bigger hack in 'comedy' than Colbert?

*inserting

fml

Unless its supportive of a politician I like ;)

Remember that time Trump was a slave and was forced to marry a middle east king and got raped on his wedding night and then lost his baby after a witch put a curse on him and then he gave birth to 3 dragons and crossed the ocean to have sex with his nephew?

Colbert is a smart guy.

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Nah, it's cringe with the right does it also. At least the edgy white nationalists I listen to have some basic self-awareness.

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nobody could have predicted that this was coming

colbert strikes again with his writers wit and originality.

>unfunny beta loves Colbert
I’m shocked

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>taking leftists seriously
Don't "bu-but republicans..." me, that doesn't make your tribe any less embarrassing.

does this guy ever talk about anything on his show other than Trump? how can anyone watch this show, I would think even the most Trump-obsessed deranged-o's would find this guy insufferable and boring and repetitive as fuck

I never noticed how easily a C tier late night comedy could trigger the fuck out of inbred republicans

BRRRRRUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFF

youre underestimating how much libs love hearing their own opinions parroted back to them in a smarmy faggot-y tone because apparently its comedy or something?

>dude fuck drumpf lmao

I'm more insulted that he gets away with calling this humor.

microaggressions make me mad!!!!!!!!! ive had ENOUGH of the racist alt-right taking over my Yea Forums!!!! u mess with colbert u mess with me!!!

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>Filter > Image MD5

easy

he should have compared Trump to star wars or harry potter.

12 inceltgens, not great but not terrible.

Can comedy work when it’s predictable?

JUST

Theyve taken to calling people who saw this foreshadowing sexist now on reddits r/asoiaf

*HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE*
*FANATICAL SHRIEKING*

under rated fpbp

But wasn't the Colbert Report about being an inbred Republican? Also he looks like a child molestor

I don't like the fucker but I don't think Trump has ridden a dragon over New York yet and burned it all to the ground.

And I'm very certain he hasn't been sold off as a broodmare to a Turkish tribe of horse-archer raiders.

colbert report was more about being patriotic to the point of absurdity. coincidentally, patriotism is only linked with republicans so naturally the majority made the connection.

damn shame though, he really used his power for good quite a few times. his week long entertaining the troops series really was done with respect and a certain sense of genuine.

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The thought of a naked Hillary Clinton is deeply upsetting

He seems like a sick fuck. Definitely dwells among the nefarious

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Every pepe inserts pop culture into politics

Not even Voldemort would have torched all of those innocent civilians like Drumpf. Absolutely sickening. This is the man we trust with our nuclear codes, he must be removed.

What the fuck happened? How did Colbert break this badly?

Why does horsey always draw his girls so thicc?

I read a great article a couple weeks ago about how late night writers are absolutely miserable because everything is always predictably about Trump. I tried looking for it but I don't care to continue any further. I'll just let the ratings speak for themselves.

lol this fucking idiot knows the obvious comparison between Hilldawg and Dany a 5 year old can make it so he has to lead the sheep in the opposite direction by saying Trump is somehow like Dany inexplicably

How do they manage to stay so wry and original while simultaneously repeating the same memes for the last 25 years?

>DUDE FUCK COMEDY THAT MAKES FUN OF ME LMAO
cope /pol/fag

>Trump is LITERALLY Voldemort
>Trump is LITERALLY a Sith Lord
>Trump is LITERALLY Thanos
>Trump is LITERALLY Daenerys
getting old, Steve

>Trump is more of a mix of Joffrey and Stannis
BAHAHAHAHAHAH what the fuck?

have self awareness

So when are Pepe and Wojak getting a cinematic universe worth many billions of dollars?

Whenever you try to recapture the word "triggered" by using it as an insult you fail miserably. Because you're so fucking stupid.

>his week long entertaining the troops series really was done with respect and a certain sense of genuine

Of course. His handlers don't want Israel's mercenaries to be demoralized before battle.

your pic is really good. it's funny how liberals are like kids who have been read stories to help them understand things and have experiencing nothing of the world

thats less pop culture and more grass roots counter culture

God, I want to see that happen now.

It's not like people in his position write anything. He's just reciting a nightly 2 minutes hate to TV cult weirdos watching in a passive delta wave stupor.

Have sex

>comedy

big oof

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It's kinda sad because one of the reasons they do this is because the Anglosphere (and increasingly Europe) are losing their actual foundation myths in favor of globo-homo multicultural "plastic culture". You could argue that the US didn't have any basic foundation myths beyond the Founding Fathers and Constitution, which increasingly get neglected/demonized.

don't have sex

DUDE DRUMPF LMFAO

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one of the many entertainers/agents that doesn't like trump are refuses to handle it like an adult.

So what is the context that's being ignored in the clickbait headline?

I fucking wish.

I listen to The Right Stuff, who are white nationalists, and they do a better job of Insulting Zion Don than this late-night NPC prole feed.

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The last time a president nuked a foreign city with destructive firepower, it was a democrat.

Wait, there are Americans who dont like Snowden? He fuckin exposed the deep state for what it is!

Much more creative than calling Trump Hitler over and over... God libtards are so tiresome

>TWO CITIES!!!???

Only boomers call him a traitor etc. because they choose not to believe what he exposed

>*chk* *chk*

TWO WHAT?!?!?!

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The normie left have recently become FBI/CIA-worshipping warhawks because TV told them to.

It's mainly because the deep state got blindsided by Trump's nationalist/isolationist base (even though Trump himself later proved to be a good goy).

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It's like his kike face has been genetically brewed in an israeli lab to maximize my dry heaving.

Man I hate colber and I hope he is executed on the streets.

do they ever tire of hearing themselves say orange man bad?

im fucking done

me on the right, happily driving the blimp

does he literally just talk about trump 5 nights a week or something? from what I've heard the other late night comedians figured it was getting old af and dialed it down somewhat, but every day there seems to be some new 'Colbert DESTROYS Trump' segment from the night before doing the rounds on twitter/youtube etc

>new 'Colbert DESTROYS Trump' segment from the night before
Well it gets advertised by CNN and NYT, featured on their "Best of Late Night" columns

nuke America

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Well, they don't get called snowflakes for nothing.

FLUUUUUUUMMMMMBLLLLLFLLLPPPPPPPFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!

>comedy

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>CNN and NYT

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but all comedy, all media, all everyone shits on republicans all the time, 24/7 now

>gaslighting
Yikes.

oh no

>Trump is Tywin

I wish.

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Trump is better at comedy than Colbert

>"Time for some real fire and fury!"
>DUF DUF DUF DUF DUF DUF DUF DUF

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Colbert is so fucking cringe and embarrassing.

I can't believe he's this pathetic.

Nothing he does is funny.

This shit is so unfunny.
Do American's watch this garbage?

How much does it cost to be an audience member on these shows.

not really no

>all those replies

based comment desu

this man was once funny

>dude it's just comedy not propaganda, turn your brain off

Based happy blimp driver user

You think Colbert is bad, try watching a Jimmy Fallon clip with his fake laughs

Colbert used to be a talented guy.
Now he literally is a one trick pony. How can people watch this garbage every night?
>Trump bad

Doesn't it ever get old? Doesn't he feel stupid whining like a little girl about Trump every time he's on camera? He probably thinks about Trump while his wife is pegging him. It's pathetic.

What is wrong with these people?

Trump bad still sells for the left.

White nationalist here.

You natsocs are cringe.

only if the predictability is the thing that makes it funny

DONALED

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You could say I'm wignasty.

I remember there was a time where six late night hosts all made the exact same joke on the same night

top kek It would be beautiful and I wound unironically root for trump, fuck murrica

So Trump was raped?

>Doesn't it ever get old?
>What is wrong with these people?
You have to understand their POV, these people really hate Trump and wish he would vanish, but he won't. The media told him he'll never be nominee, never be President, never make it past his 1st year, or the 2nd year, or survive the Russian collusion investigation, and that narrative got shattered every time. At this point they have lost hope and lost faith with the news cycle, and Colbert's three minutes of insulting Trump is the best they got.

I actually thought Seth Meyers was the worst of them, the Jimmys seem like wet blankets but Meyers seems like an actual tosser.

Unironic two minute hate

this
>even though Trump himself later proved to be a good goy
hmm

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I dont think you know what gaslighting means

what's Trump's stance on Israel again?

Seth Meyers is just bland. He tells less jokes and passive aggressively does interviews straight
At least Jimmy Kimmel has that goofy Mexican and occasionally does stuff like this
youtube.com/watch?v=CsxXty6vEBA

It's free.

How old do you need to be to still watch late-night talk shows? They must be cheap as fuck if they're still on the air despite having no audience.

Trying to tell someone else what's comedy and what's not is very much a form of gaslighting, don't tell me I don't know when you probably just got done reading the wikipedia page about it.

some people believe the u.s.a. government is run by "good guys" and refuse to listen to reason and facts.

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They let in homeless people who are willing to sit through this "comedy" act in exchange for an hour of shelter.

retard, gas-lighting is a term that was made popular from a movie in which a man was attempting to drive his wife crazy by doing things and immediately denying them, accusing her of making things up in her mind. Me making fun of you for what you think is funny has nothing to do with gaslighting fuckin retard

Horsey must be a secret Trump fan. His stuff never makes him look bad.

lol

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Reminder that Anne Frank would've voted for Trump

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>the only person I want screwing my girlfriend is me

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The only person I want screwing my girlfriend is the bull.

testing in an irrelevant /pol/ thread

I remember when trump killed a bunch of civilians

wait...uh...

>Me making fun of you for what you think is funny has nothing to do with gaslighting fuckin retard
Already trying to change how it went down kek. I'm not gonna argue with some retard backtracking, I bet you love wasting people's time.

I would watch the fuck out of this.

comedy?

Have sex with me

Based Anne Frank pregnancy fetish Confederate.

It's always fucking Harry Potter. Seriously, what's with these anti-trump and potter? There are many literary materials and it's always this series they latch on.

>What the fuck happened? How did Colbert break this badly?

He is trying to copy what Stewart did with Bush. He is just doing so poorly.

When Bush didn't do anything worth making fun of on a random Tuesday Stewart made a joke about something else. When Trump doesn't do anything on a random Tuesday, Colbert (and everyone else) still do their stupid Trump voice on a random twitter post where he said nothing.

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It's the only book they ever read.

Dam, colbert is indeed a hateful raging incel.
For once user delivered

Its probably the only books they have ever read

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He erased the "Colluded with Russia" ?
Has the mainstream really tried to accept this cause im pretty sure they're gonna act like it was true enough come election

Why is this site so republican? Or is it just because most normies are dems or something so you gotta do the opposite because Yea Forums can't be like normies

>orange man bad
>fire is orange
>dragons breathe fire
Really makes you think

Trumpenreich unironically looks kino

>erases the one thing that matters
>everything else is just "he's mean" bullshit

Looking forward to 2020. Maybe we can make Jimmy Kimmel cry.

That's just plain lazy writing.

They’ve been, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Contrarians & Autistically obsessed with "fairness" (why people will say it's libertarian poliitically)
For example the Stannis obsession in got threads, he was rightful heir, for Dany to be rightful she'd have to steal it back first

>not liking the 5 minute hate makes you a republican
It’s more than a two party system. Or at least it’s supposed to be.

Not true, they also read The Handmaid's Tale.

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Trump is a kike rat lover so yes

Let me guess you Canadian.

>Anne Frank pregnancy fetish Confederate

H-How did you know?

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would be the best thing this millenium

>It’s more than a two party system
Could have fooled me

>being in the left is so bad you have to walk around with a sign asking others not to fuck your girlfriend

What do they think of the countries where this actually happens?

>Why do room temperature IQ leftists exclusively read a book made for children

They don't. Any injustices that can't be easily attributed to white people are ignored.

>Why is this site so republican?

Is it though? Most people bitch about everything here. I know I hate both Republican and Democrat politicians myself.

Most people are saying Colbert isn't funny anymore, which is true. Thinking he isn't funny does not mean republican. If all his jokes were about Nancy Pelosi he would still suck these days.

um sweetie it's happening HERE

I lurk /pol/ all the time.

>american Yea Forums

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>republican

LOL, sweetie, we're Nazis.

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>Is it though?
Not him but from what I see lurking on Yea Forums and /pol/ I kind of get that impression. But maybe I just go into the wrong threads though

It's a fairly popular meme by now. The Charles II of Spain is better tho

Former Trump voter here, we can't let him get his hands on the nuclear codes.

>nazis that are composed of browns, blacks, asians and mixed race
Every fucking time

I'm not convinced anyone actually watches this shit

>he doesn't know

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because they desperately try to paint themselves as individuals and believe they are special?

I never knew rednecks are like that.

that would be legit awesome and that god-awful city absolutely deserves it

/pol/ is the most diverse board on this site

>Yea Forums and /pol/
Gore and nazi posts, yeah I usually avoid those posts

"I'm not obsessed!"

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It wasn't an insult you sister fucking fly over faggot.

Just look at this thread, 200 replies to one unfunny bit from a late night show. But please tell me how much you don't care while youre seething assmad

That would make me support him unironically.

>repeatedly humped flag

HATERS GONNA HATE.

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Don't forget porn!

SAVED

He's right, the Left really are deranged.

That’s his fucking endgame

>much incel

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>people discussing a TV-show on Yea Forums

He's doing it for the shekels. Trump is the best thing to happen to these late night host.

Wow, what a thoughtful analogy.

Because every unregulated speaking place will be inevitably right wing, while every left wing space will be automatically full of censorship, hate speech rules and thought policing.

You can just go to /qa/ and you can bet there will be someone there screeching about toxicity, muh community spaces and demanding plebbit rules to be impemented. It is normal, all leftist ideas require overwhelming systematic and institutionalized control to be implemented.

Someone please tell these boys to shuffle down to my office so I can conduct a little um surgical procedure. Be sure to tell them it’s free. Funded by the state, I’m told — so long as they agree to join the military — and not to worry about actually fighting — they’ll be spending all that time dilating their lovely new pussy and basically be on permanent disability — oh, wait, you say Trump put an end to that? What? Why, that no good sonofabitch! Fuck Drumpff!!

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>Stannis who is moral grey even after he killed his daughter because he regretted it.
NOT IN THE BOOKS, FUCK D&D

Reddit

Stephie we can all make comparisons of our own.

I'd compare him to a nasty egg-salad shit.

>clear misuse of the word “triggered”
Colbert is there for the “reinforcement” of your mental derangement. He doesn’t “trigger trumptards” — trumptards could care less about Colbert. He’s there to make you feel like watching him is an actual act of “resistance”. You’re lazy and dumb. You’re “perpetually self-triggered” and probably a victim of current day MKUltra.

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Guess what her career's dead

I miss Colbertposting.

youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

Two rotors
Two canons
Two terms

>when you want to be sneaky but for some reason your friend is shining a flash light in your area and another girl is talking on a cellphone
Something tells me this artist didn't really think this through

needs two bombs

As a leaf I would go and fucking cross the border to apply for a American citizenship just to support him if that ever happens

seeing how quickly the Panama papers were memory holed, its no surprise people don't like Snowden

>tfw I will never be a Trump goon
Is it even worth living anymore now that I know what could've been?

>comedy
that is your misconception

Colbert hasn’t been funny since 2004

I hope the rebellion isn't actually fucking used by liberal protesters. The Rebels were literal terrorists that murdered billions of people, supplanted an orderly empire (only due to the most powerful man in the military choosing to save his son) and then promptly ruined the galaxy within a few decades.

>being such a brainlet that you can’t separate concepts from ideologies
This is an anonymous board that rarely bans people (except for faggot Yea Forums) so you get honest opinions without fear of censorship. Anyone with any life experience will lean conservative

>I hope the rebellion isn't actually fucking used by liberal protesters.
...ya that would be stupid im sure they wouldn't be that stupid.

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>Killing his daughter isn't in the books
>Implying
Dumb and Dumber only did that because George told them it would happen

Not that the fat man will ever publish it. But he's the one who came up with the idea

What papers? There were no papers. I am sure you are thinking some other thing. You must just be tired. I am also pretty tired. You and I should get some rest my sleepy friend. Go to sleep :)

some fully grown adult man not only thought dumbledores army was a good political idea, but other fully grown adults also thought it was a good idea and use it, that is the definition of clown world

He's always been funny and there are a bunch of people triggered by this comment right now

Shut up, showfag nigger

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reminder the rebellion started because the empire nationalized companies in the central systems

youtu.be/WaS_0oVJvio?t=251

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>Anyone with any life experience will lean conservative
>life experience
>people on Yea Forums
Come on nigga

Both my parents have the tv on a constant stream of msnbc, Colbert, Fallon, SNL, and sometimes kimmel. It’s literally just endless
>trump=bad! his demise is imminent!!
>trump=bad! He’s just like [pop culture character]
>trump=bad! [some joke that literally wouldn’t land with a 7 year old]
Honestly I don’t like trump at all but seeing all the anti trump cringe makes me kinda root for him

FASTER

SEETHING

Can /pol/ explain one thing to me?

If the media is controlled by Jews (I concede that it kinda is) and Trump is apparently an Israel bootlicker; why does the media still shit on him 24/7?

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I don't particularly like Republicans but I fucking hate democrats.

hey to be fair, only blacks, browns, asians, and mutts can fully comprehend how bad they are

how do your feet get like this when you have the money she has

>try to paint themselves as individuals
>"don't believe the government, sheep"
>believe they are special
>"muh white race"
there you go

not memeing
conservative israelites =/= liberal western jews

to be fair everybody on Yea Forums has life experience, just the wrong type like that one user who realized why you should always check your yearbook

I have to give credit to him for having balls
all of the others just give minor insults to Trump or call him Hitler
but this mad lad made a joke about how his father is in hell and he hates his son because he is a retard
youtu.be/9tu_VzsoJ-M

because there are several different factions of jews with different end goals, /pol/tards are just to simplistic to see the truth

Everybody here is retarded for caring at all about (((politics))) just watch the sopranos for the 20th time and stfu about the bad orange man.

Horsey is one of those retarded boomers who thinks protraying people in strength is a bad thing

So CNN doesn't care about Israel, is this what you're trying to say? Because I doubt it.

the liberals on cnn probably dont agree with the israeli policy concerning gaza and palestine yeah

Its not extremely Republican its just that they hate Colbert for being obsessed

>read

That nigger from South Africa who thinks that shithole is less violent than the US.

really wish he did though

I didn't know that fat womyn with neon-colored hair were Trump's biggest fans.

Why wouldn't the Jews CNN is controlled by disagree with Israel expanding?

What you say makes no sense to me

>disagree
agree

becuase they dont live in israel?

Good bait.

Actually, is Daenerys meant to be some metaphor for America? You know, foreigner a saviour complex and goes around "liberating" foreign nations while leaving nothing but blood and chaos in her wake while still thinking that she's bringing freedom and has the only rightful claim to rulership? The dragons sorta work as allegories for drone warfare or weapons of mass destruction

That doesn't stop all the zionists like Shapiro from caring about Israel.

This man gets it.

Kino
>THIS ONE'S FOR YOU, LION TED!

shapiro is a conservative jew so of course he agrees with the conservative jews in insrael

You could apply that to the British, the french, Japan, Russia. I mean c'mon america ain't the only one doing some conquesting in its day

Because if you are funny interesting and challenge the status quo you will critique the lefts culturally hegemony.

And what tells you that CNN isn't the same with regards to Israel/Palestine except they aren't showing it?

Trump is the only politically correct thing to laugh at anymore. Also Christians, conservatives, whites and heterosexuals. Did I miss anything? Oh yeah, probabably pre-aborted fetuses. Thanks, Democrats.

Can this guy ever stop talking about him? I’ve noticed that “progressives”are the most close minded and hateful people out there, and will hold petty grudges over random things for a long time

God, that’s be great. DC is niggers and political class shills. They all deserve to die.

make it the entirety of california and it would be the most kino event in history

The Slave master doesn't have to like his slave.

that episode was timeless kino

>Trump is LITERALLY daenerys
tumblr whales must be seething

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>political talk show has a lot of discussions about the president of the united states
woah

It's like when christians make analogies except even more cringe.