remember when female characters worried if their butts looked big?
Remember when female characters worried if their butts looked big?
this reminds of that one time I walked in on my older sister playing with herself in front of the mirror and she didn't immediately stop when she saw me it took like 20 seconds and just kidding that obviously never happened incest is gross af
that's before jews fully pushed black culture onto the goyim
One time while my cousin was sleeping naked i licked her ass. i almost came in my pants but ran out the room to the bathroom.
Anyone feel like butts have been underappreciated on TV? There's plenty of tits, but never any gratuitous ass.
Are the boomers to blame?
MSM pushing nigger culture is to blame
This cartoon suggests white people are stupid and easily fooled, so I don’t know why you’d use that to show how blacks are inferior.
I wish we could go back
This was a retarded standard back then. In the 90s, my friends and I loved a fat ass. The girls wanted to be pencil thin for some retarded reason. These days they want to have blue hair for some retarded reason.
Women are always obsessed with some body image issue that’s contrary to what men want. That’s because women are more concerned with what other women think about them than what men think about them.
This is why I'm convinced they're conditioning people into turning gay. Before Jennifer Lopez, it was considered disgusting to have a fat ass. Now fat asses are attractive, and I agree, yet I didn't find them attractive before 1998. I've been conditioned. So too will the zoomers be conditioned into the gay agenda.
>1999
>does my butt look big in this?
>yes
>*gets slapped*
>2019
>does my butt look big in this?
>yes
>omg really?! thanks babe
>not sniffing it before hand
>blacks are inferior
No one said that, racist. Shalom.
Filming actresses usually emphasizes their faces, for emotional connection. Breasts are right beneath the face, so they're on screen more. Fewer reasons to film the butt
You’re a zoomer playing pretend. Men have always been into asses.
>they are
Herd mentality is a powerful thing. It's exactly how a carpet bagging city fag like trump gets such a following. It's so bad trump threatened to take guns away extra-judicially and republifags just say "uhhh he din mean it. he dindu nuffin"
god I love this man
No, they haven't. In the 90s, we liked supple, but firm. Not the Kim Kardashian cartoonness of the current era. It's gotten out of hand.
>can't stop thinking and talking about trump
rent free
I think I legit have PTSD or some shit. Groped my older sister when I was 10 and she told everyone in the family. Life hasn't been right since. I should have killed her. Or just myself.
It wasn't supposed to be like this.
SHOVE IT IN MY FACE NOOOOWW
does anyone have the horny level gosling meme?
>This cartoon suggests kids are stupid and easily fooled
Fixed
pol actually has the lowest opinion of white people
You guys have gone insane
>literally just making shit up to reaffirm some beauty conspiracy that doesn’t even matter
Get a fucking life kid
Would demolish
Lol @ this
there is a huge difference between "big" and "big."
If the girl is working out, she's olay with getting a "big" muscular butt. When girls ask "big" in the context of the webm, they are worried about it being flabby and full of cellulite.
if you spent any time around women, incel, you would know the difference
This. We made fun of girls with big asses
The only fat ass I like is my friends mom, god I'd love to smash her
You're either under 30 or have a shit memory.
>No, they haven't.
It's called karma. You should've known better at the age of 10. That's why you're being punished.
100,000 internets for murder suicide.
based mom butt lover
There's an entire board allocated for you degenerates, go there.
Probably this, surely Biel was proud of her butt then
>remember when female characters worried if their butts looked big?
post more examples, I really don't remember it
fuck femoids
how can u embarrass 10 y/o brother with something like that is beyond me
its pretty nice
>its pretty nice
it's buttiful
>fuckin' ray fuckin' liotta big ugly chantix mug on screen
no thanks, couldn't even finish the clip.
for your trouble
nice
this is prety amazing blame Miley Cyrus
>blame Miley Cyrus
why?
Jesus.
>sees big female booty
>thinks about sex with other men
hmmm
only weird black guys with ass fetishes like big asses !!! us sophisticated whites like our women like brie larson in that super hero outfit thank u very much!
a Kardashian ass is disgusting but a nice ass is patrician tier
asses have always been superior to tits. blacks were ahead of the curve.
only problem is most white women have horrible flat asses. only latinas and other weird color skin uggos have nice ones, i aint jackin off to no spic bitches!!
THICC has been a meme since humanities inception, just look at that ancient fertility doll
>tfw sometimes find myself checking out landwhales with giant tits or asses
I need to unironically Have Sex
post her
Or like how so many voted for Kike Panders and Clinton, then went insane when they both lost, marched in the street with pussy hats for three years, and pushed the debunked schizophrenic Russian collusion conspiracy theory
Isn't that the era Pierce the Architect started to go to work on his master piece?
Pics dawg
which actresses out there have the best fat asses? i feel like jacking off lol
tru
Queen of Brappin' Bryce Dallas Howard.
oh dear god, it fits
My older cousin had me sleep in bed with her. Some point at night I woke up to my hands being grabbed. She took my hands and was using them to fondle herself.
First night; playing with her small tits. She would take my fingers and rub her nipples in circles. They got so hard.
Second night; breast play, then moved my hand down to her groin. She would get so close. Lower and lower down her groin, above her mound. Hand in her cotton panties. So soft.
Third night, nipples, rubbed her belly, groin then finally used my fingers on her pussy.
First pussy I ever touched. I was 11. She was 15.
I had no idea what pussy even looked like. But it was so wet. I could feel her heart beat faster.
All these nights I pretended to be asleep. She turned around, pulled my shorts down and with her finger tips grabbed my little soft cock.
She pulled the skin back. I wanted to whimper. She noticed put it back then turned around.
4th night I was in a different bed but she came up and begged "sleep with me".
Took "convincing" but later I did.
Woke up that night to my shorts being pulled down. My dick being wiggled.
Then it felt warm. She put it in her mouth. Finally, I started getting an erection.
Id get uncontrollable puberty boners in class but these nights I never got a hard on.
I guess I was scared. I didnt know what to do.
But she started "sucking" it slowly. Pretty poorly, where it's just the head thats in her mouth.
Didnt matter. I started breathing hard. She stopped layed beside me and asked if I was awake.
I nodded yes.
She cuddled close and kissed me cheek, just played with my penis for a while before stopping to take her clothes off.
A cup, brown dime nipples, purple panties with a green frilly outline. Wetspot.
"Touch me please". I put my hand in her panties but didnt know what to do.
She took charge.
She rubbed her clit with her pussy until she started getting really hot and stopped. I asked what and she said she felt like peeing.
Just imagine for a second, just FUCKING imagine doing a month of nofap and then titfucking those asscheeks.
do you know alexis texas
Go away, Ireland
>titfucking those asscheeks
It's called an ass job, or hot dogging.
lol ireland meme no faggot i live in america and i love tits ass is just a nigger shit meme
padding
Low test
naw it's clearly a saggy mom butt
IMAGINE
look at it
yeah dude i loved flat asses before lmaooo
Nah, I think the fat ass=hot meme is a society-wide coping mechanism for everyone being overweight. Basically trying to make us feel better about being disgusting slobs so that we sit around and buy more of their slop and watch more capeshit.
Back then, being fat was an indication of wealth - you were so rich that you didn't need to do physical labor and had tons of food. That's what was attractive about it. Being comically obese was always disgusting though, clearly unhealthy and obviously a sign of sinful nature - gluttony.
What we have now though is hyperstimulation - a caricature of a beautiful body, rather than genuine beauty. People lusting over Kardashian asses are essentially birds trying to mate with a wooden imitation of a bird that happens to have brighter feathers, instead of a real female. It's sad.
yum
Cringe and boomerpilled
Before nigger standards of beauty became popular.
this isn't wrong
dude ewww haha no thanks none for me please, just not my style haha not really attracted to that personally bro haha 2/10 wouldn't bang lol haha
me in the bushes
Some weirdos on this site probably prefer this prepubescent shit too
Imagine the smell
tits aren't everything. if you could only have one of them, a nice shapely ass can make up for a lacking chest. Can't say the same for big but sagging chest and zero ass to speak of.
must be awkward to be a woman with a nice ass and know people are just staring at your ass all day, i'd feel very insecure
high thirst
who?
sasha gret is proof of it
mother of mercy
>tfw that feel
for me its mandy muse
Couldnt agree more, I've tried explaining this to countless people but some still want to suggest that tits are somehow more important.
No you don't bro
Alright fellas let's be real here for a minute. Would you rather your girl have a nice perky moderately wide ass and zero tits, or nice perky moderately sized tits with zero ass?
And to the ladies would you rather his dick be longer than average but skinner than average, or thicker than average but shorter than average?
I can safely say they are. I was a baseball game over the weekend and nigger shit was playing when one of the batters came up tot he pate. A white dad, who had gray hair and looked about in his 50s was with his daughter who look like 14. They both starting dancing to the nigger shit music and the dad was even reciting the lyrics.
White people were a fucking mistake.
i hope you get help
Carmen Kinsley
looks fake
I've dumped many a load to Lily Love
How dare normal people have fun with their family
because they feel insecure they get breast implants
Aria Lee for me, boys.
looks real to me
>normal
Nicole Aniston was really nice before she got the tit job(s) and the rest of the work done. Such a shame.
For me? It's a winking Brazilian anus
why do women with big asses (not faked ones) almost always have fat ankles as well? anyone else notice this? its kind of put me off seeing big asses
Mom butt is pretty nice
We need another flood.
big ass = lower test
fact of life burger
why would you want a girl to have a high test level lol
sucks
Not if their ass is big from exercise. Cankles happen because of high body fat (which helps with ass ofcourse) and lack of optimal blood circulation.
>jew wrote a book mocking whites
is there a more classical combo?
kek
literally says nothing about white people there, he's mocking all fat americans, stay sensitive tho
>I don’t know why you’d use that to show how blacks are inferior.
>This cartoon suggests white people are stupid and easily fooled
There's your reason. Race traitors are worse than enemies
tell that to piggy face Fanning
based roastie
they give good head mang
Yeah he does, he's thirsty as fuck
me on the left (in the boat staring)
hey big but girls pls lemme fuk
I think all OP wanted were pics of Jessica Biel
spectacular, those kind of asses are a million times better than the ginormous fat fake ones being shoved in our faces
And people think they these are all totally natural ideals that were given to use by evolution.
I wanna smoke those security faggots just to show what overpaid cunts they are
It's fool's gold, user, big tits/asses don't count if the woman is fat
The latter, perky tits are a nature gift
A butt can be made in the gym
Correct, no they haven't.
You're fucking blind if you can't see that chick has no ass. It's a straight uninterrupted line from her back to her buttock you bamboozled faggot.
>go on /pol/
>get told race mixing is bad
>every race-mixing thread devolves into posting ebony queens
>tfw /pol/ gave me jungle fever
>A butt can be made in the gym
Larson and Gadot say no
We go from this
To this
>just look at that ancient fertility doll
Nigger, no has the faintest fucking clue what those statues mean. For all we know they were totems that women owned so that they would stay thin and sexy and the magic doll would get fat instead.
Just because some weirdo academic hypothesizes something, and popular culture runs with it because "lol caveman like fat woman hurr hurr" doesn't make it true.
girl on the left looks hot as fuck
>if I don't know something neither does anyone else
Get some fucking standards you thirsty faggot.
Why is Biel so huge here? I've never heard of her before coming to Yea Forums.
She's one of the few women I've seen to reach that level of 'fit but also sexy' niche. Watch Blade 3 and the Total Recall remake to get an idea.
bones are poky and uncomfortable
>you can widen your pelvis (bone) with exercise
This is bait.
>girl on the left was considered fat
Don't you mouth off at me faggot.
Do you have a fucking time machine?
Can you speak paleolithic shitskin?
Academics can't even figure out what the fuck our memes on Yea Forums mean, and all they need to do to find out is lurkmoar. Do you seriously think they've got a handle on the true meaning behind a meme from 30,000 BC, that was forgotten entirely from living memory until some asshole literally dug it up again in 1908?
because she's ridiculously hot
hm
There are no fucking "poky bones" in a woman's vagina you colossal faggot.
Find me a more Jewish pic than this.
>protip: you cant
I kinda wish we could go back this aesthetic, maybe it'll get a fashion revival
Whats it like having a gf with a nice big ass? My gf has a flat butt and it sucks. I'd imagine that if she had a big glorious ass I don't know how I be in the same room with her and not have my dick firmly planted up her ass at all times.
Are you a zoomer? Or a boomer? She was pretty famous 10-15 years ago
>like thicc by appearance
>learned to like flat because I'm a dicklet that likes prone bone
yep and those same people will rationalize mainstream incest porn as being "the new taboo"
big asses are overrated af. one they stink cause it's harder for them to wipe, two it restricts your position options during sex, three there's nothing better than hiking a girls legs up and reaching around to squeeze and pull her literal entire ass apart while you pound her
Im with a skinny girl who has a big ass.
Like with anything - awesome at first but you get used to it.
She does have small boobs so now I'm craving big bazonkas.
he's probably referring to when miley cyrus did the whore phase. she was a huge icon for the 'my body, my rules' movement.
Where do I find a girl who looks like a peter paul rubens painting?
i'm talking about cuddling, not sex you degenerate.
paint her
>I wear it for comfort
Fat women are like space heaters, so uncomfy.
holy christ
useful in the cold winter months. bony women have no folds with which to warm your feet.
Spoon w/ fat ass girl>>>>>>>>Spoon w/ no ass girl
It . . .. it's not the blacks . . .
IT'S HIM
THE MADMAN
He knew he wouldn't be appreciated for his art, so before he reshaped his woman, he needed to reshape society . . .FROM THE ASS UP
time to jack off
Seriously if your woman doesn’t have BOTH a big muscular ass AND tits the size of her head you’ve failed at picking out a mate.
bro... that was cringe
>getty
4_BILLION_BUCKS.mp5
It probably turns them on
A true visionary ahead of his time
look at the brapper on that hog
she could blow you across the room
Gum FUVK YOU
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