Hansen vs THE PREDATOR

First for: Chris scammed Theo Von out of several(6+) thousand dollars by saying he had credit card issues and needed his hotel room paid for a few days. He stayed for a full week and racked up a room service bill then ghosted Theo after the podcast

nah he literally tells Chris he doesn't have friends because he dresses weird especially for fucking New York

god hes handsome

I mean, he kinda does.

you forgot the interrogation video link

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>Dresses weird
I literally wear a coat like that

>"wtf he wants to have sex with an underage girl!"
>implying you moralfags wouldn't if you could

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Yeah I'm not surprised.

>imagine camping out each and every Hansen thread to defend you eceleb daddy
u know he's not interested in you unless you are 16 or under right?

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>Female detective compliments his penis
HOW DO PEOPLE MORE PATHETIC THAN ME DO IT SO EASILY

based pedochad

>muh depression
I've had depression. Not at any point did I think "Man, I'm depressed I should try to hook up with minors over he internet."
Depression doesn't make you stupid.

yeah and you're fucking weird

I mean basically everyone can pull off a long peacoat since their pure aesthetic. The hat is pure cringe tho.

She was only pretending, don't worry.

there are people ITT right now who believe it's ped0 to make sex with someone who is 17.9999999999 years old but the moment they turn 18 its based and redpilled

It's all a numbers game. Show your penis to as many girls as you can and eventually you will get a complement bro.

I can't find any source for this but I haven't searched very hard, would appreciate the source

will he ever be caught?

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>Decoy asks, "what do you want to do"
>Vincent: "Do you have a tv"
LITERALLY US

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>Draw, Hansen, you old fool! I'm the fastest gun in the Nor'east!

no shit, it's called making excuses. yet somehow you can get leniency by cobbling together a sob story
>muh jewdicial system

You can't nor you shouldn't.
It's not a smart impulse to pursue when you're life is guaranteed to be ruined.

>When you want to look the Undertaker but you have a body like Paul Bearer

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>based and redpilled
How the fuck is legal sex b&r?
Either you go cunny or fuck off.

will you ever not be mad?

Theo Von's podcast with Chris Distefano. No idea about the timestamp.

>claims he's lost 60 pounds

Vincent Ambrosio looks like *THAT*!?

Reminder the prophet Mohammed (pbuh) married an 8 year old girl.

BASED

based & redpilled

>”THIS CUNNY AINT BIG ENUFF FOR THE TWO OF US HANSEN!”

u should hit him up on his social media if you're an under 17 girl that doesn't mind doing anal.

hey, can i fuck your underage daughter?
oh wait... you're a faggot that's never had sex and would probably rape your own daughter.
sorry. forgot where i was for a second.

Eh I cant be bothered to watch it

Chris has aged like shit.

DRAW YA VARMINT

>tfw you want to get more comfortable with your decoy.

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>so fat he could only button the top button
This fucking guy

*takes off fedora*
*unsheathes pocket knife*

>plays Red Dead Redemption 2 once

I read that as "can I fuck my underage daughter?"

Chris is worth ten thousand despite having made network TV money at one point in his life.

I want to ask "How" someone becomes like this but after browsing this website for over 10 years and i know why.

Chris I know you browse these threads, hurry up and make new episodes

He looks better now than when Hansen vs Predator started and he was a fat fuck

>"I'm too sexy for my shirt" begins playing

powerful earth shattering braps

Exactly.

Really? If Chris is really here, what do you think of lolis? Would you try to catch me for masturbating to lolis?

Why don't you take a seat over there.

Cowboy columbine type shit

so you're a pedophile? (john) K.

"Why yes I do like WWE. How did you know?"

I’m amazed no ones ever pulled a weapon on him

Nah I'm just horny for some incest loli hentai

No he doesn't.

>stealing comments from the video
Thats gonna be a yikes from me

''Why yes I do moderate a television and film board on an anime website for free. How did you know?''

is it still called a FUPA for males?

>cunnyposter
>mod Yea Forums
Doesn't add up

cringe
have sex, incel

Kiddy diddlers aren't tough guys. I think that's a lot of the reason they're attracted to kids. They can't compete with actual men chasing actual women. It'll never happen.

It's all staged. Actors, everyone of them.

There's no way he meets the minimum weight requirement.

*braaaaapppp*

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Lolis are for protecting, not sex.

>qt sounding interrogator says his penis is big
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

why are you projecting again on the internet, sweetie? go do your homework and stop bothering the adults now.

youtube.com/watch?v=Up7pmUwVVQY
>5000 views
>channel not verified
>just posting behind the scenes clips
How does one man fall so far from grace?

Jannies would not allow one of their own to be publicly humliated like this for 4 full threads.

>lives at home with his mom
>”I take care of my grandpa”
Yeah ok

You mean how does one man become so based

Ill protect them. Protect them with my dick lol

not everyone is interested in the behind the scenes stuff because they're casual viewers
but for us on Yea Forums we're golden

Heh... nothin personal kid.

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stick 'em with the pointy end

He's a big guy.

She doesn't even look 12 like wtf

What nudes do they send to them? Do they use real CP?

AND THE JELLY ROLLS / AND THE PEDO STRIKES

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How does one achieve this form?

>Ah musta mosied into the wrong saloon there pardner, let me just get on right outta here

adults sperg about their e-celeb hate boners on Yea Forums? this is news to me..

aged like milk

prob thinks he is gonna run off into the sunset with her.
prob thinking about it for weeks. up all night with a printed off photo of "her".

poor kid

>tfw acc in this state is 16

Right now as a 43 year old man I can deflower a 16 year old qt on her birthday and its 100% legal.

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the kino sit

Yep. Fun fact: the police are the only people legally allowed to have cp

youtube.com/watch?v=OyGG0VMldg0

Are you retarded?

no wonder he wanted to be a cop

Based

I'd send her low-tier erotica and ask for a response ten times in a row. I don't know what your problem is.

>When you capture footage of a monstrosity.

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He said he loved her in the chat log and I believe he might have been telling the truth. He also talks about his depression and suicide attempt.

What kind of law is that?

huh? you seem upset and offended, calm down, sweetie.

who the fuck is she and why does she look like mr bean

>Virgin(not really) Vincent cries and blubbers a full confession and his life story immediately

>Chad Stephen McDaniels gives monotone, one word answers for 2 and a half hours

>He said he loved her in the chat log and I believe he might have been telling the truth.

the guy hasn't even met "her" yet.

poor dude

>Hey fatty fatty boom boom. You want another cream cake?

...yes
........no
............yes
.......no
....yes

maybe if i post about chad hyde for years i'll feel better.. o wait haha

The original decoy
>womeme in her early twenties pretending to be 15

God what a deflated sack of potatoes

Hi Ivy. I love you.

literally, huh? you have some deep rooted issues, sweetie. keep going, you clearly need to vent.

Jesus, why do women age so terribly?

He's only 19? He's almost a minor himself

Chris is now a protected class of retard

There's a man goin round, takin names

HE GON GIVE IT TO YA

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That's because she's not

>the naked projection

I know right, while men aged like fine wine.

it's hard to believe he's 19 but looks mid 30's

Nature's way of saying they aren't worth breeding with anymore. Also why 15 year olds look so good.

I'm as fat as him but I dress it down and look half his size and still get decent pussy. He is literally dressing to make himself look as fat as possible. Never pull the jeans over the gut.

Shit decoy then

OH SO YOURE APPROACHING ME?

Someone post the male decoy who had a receding hairline lmao

It would be wrong for a guy to meet up with a 12yo girl like this, but my problem with this show is that a 12yo would never agree for some random guy to come over to her house, especially not any of these guys. So the situation would literally never occur in real life. That's what it's entrapment.

The actors are like 16-17 IIRC. You don't want actual young children to be traumatized by these pedos.

Read the logs. They don't send lewd pictures and that's what made this guy (and probably others) hesitate.

Do you actually think they will put a 12 year old in harms way and put it on tv without any legal problems?

M-MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY heh heh

>the naked mirroring
got any other fallacies you want to try out? please... keep going. you're so offended, its cute. i dont even know why.

dumb foreigner

that qt does not pass as anything under 15

prove it
>not knowing what a fallacy is

Well you guys and I, both have different taste.

If you're stupid enough to believe for a second it could be true, you deserve to be arrested.

The decoy is literally irrelevant. It's only a ploy to get them in the house to get footage. The decoy is never the girl from the pictures. The decoy is always of age. By the time they even invite the pedos over, the pedo is going to be prosecuted. Some never make it to air.

>Want a cupcake
*starts laughing*
>I like your hat

ohnonono

americans are so gross

>too ignorant to know what a fallacy is
>projects said ignorance
so... why are you seething again? because you're mentally impaired?

can u post some more chad hyde character assassination? that was based

my thoughts is that the decoys should of known this guy isn't REALLY a threat.

he isn't some 40 year old pedo dude going after 12 year olds in some painful anal way.

why ruin the kids life ?

Obviously

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Daily reminder linkrelated is 16 y-o and if you are attracted to her you are literally a pedophile
youtu.be/OxrjFaP6KcQ

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You fucking Hyde autists have been arguing about nothing for four hours now. Both of you are fucking pathetic and need to commit suicide. By the way, that picture is real, Sam is a faggot and Charls is the only good one.

The direction here is pure kino

Everyone can still tell your fat. You're not fooling anyone.

>should of known
>should of
>of
literally kys brainlet

He had penetrative CP featuring 12 year olds on his phone.

t. pedo

>Daily reminder linkrelated is 16 y-o and if you are attracted to her you are literally a pedophile
Not here, age of consent is 16. There used to be topless photos of 16 year olds in magazines until pretty recently. Get fucked Americucks

I see where he got the pose

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Did I say otherwise, retard?

Age is just a number.
Love is love.
Nobody can tell anyone that their sexuality is wrong.

And? That's enough to ruin some kid's (he's fucking 19) life?

oh I didn't know that part.

>have

fuck off fagoooot

clearly this 19 year old is some loser kid that is lost at sea.
Why make it worse for the guy?

>I'm as fat as him
Stopped reading here.

Holy shit, the after school meme is real. 2pm threads were absolute kino, and 5 hours later most of these posts are barely in english.

A day without lolis is like a day without sunshine.

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Thank god America liberated your country.

because he tried to have sex with a 12 year old and had cp. are you slow? something keeps moving until it hits the wall, and this just so happened to be getting arrested for being a fucking pedo

i didn't post anything except for comments about you seething.
looks like we all know where your seething nature stems from now.
sorry you're possibly gay for whoever your defending so madly

hehe i post bait and u reply

i not even mean what i say. epic

>*blocks your path

Nah it's because most of the based Eurobros are in bed now and the Americans have taken hold of the board again so it's gone to shit.

>little girls and teens literally strip naked on cam and masturbate to strangers
>someone saying some naughty things will scarr the forever

>oh I didn't know that part
>oh I didn't know that part
>oh I didn't know that part

can't you read fuck face?

hah. you're right. no wonder there is a fag in here crying that his idol is being called out for sucking tranny dick and fucking underage girls

ok but can you stop pretending and post the awful man again?

Well here's why you're wrong and being and asshole. First, Dany turned into a bad guy for literally no reason out of nowhere. Her whole arc was supposed to be as a liberator. They could have sold her as a mad Targarean if they built up to it AT ALL.

Retarded kids took over this site. Those kind of kids who hurt animals for fun, but not sociopathic, just retarded.

Europeans can afford beds?

oh my fucking god you retarded newfag. do you really not know what this show is?
THEY ARE ALL PEDOPHILES THAT TRY TO FUCK KIDS
fuck off to reddit already

oof, imagining be so triggered you're this paranoid.

chad hyde

they have to cut back and eat nothing but toast sandwiches but yes, eventually they can

>virgin paypig

Anything is a bed if you sleep on it every day

>pretending not to be the seething chad hyde hater
whats the point lmfao

serious question. do you beta males look up to sam hyde because you think he is a chad?
if so... that is not only pathetic, but actually, literally sad.

Mirin that hairline though

serious answer. if you obsess over and try to character assassinate then your subject is living in your head rent free
tl;dr
YOU MAD LMAO

i mean, how pathetic do you have to be to think I even know who the fuck you're talking about.
i bet you feel "attacked" right now, having to defend what ever you're defending. but you look like a little bitch, dude. its hilarious.
who is chad hyde?
why are you so infatuated with him?

why have you dumbfucks been arguing about Sam Hyde for 6 full threads now? he literally has nothing to do with this

Which video and what time?

you're the only one obsessing over him, sweetie... truly next level projection right there.
why u mad? seriously.

I still don't understand how THAT is legal. They basically seduced him. Poor guy, but still

*sends a dick pic*

that's just wrong in general

Literally, legitimately, seriously, please, fucking kill yourselves.

Just IMAGINE him as a cop

Yeah but you won't though

Interrogation video 13 mins

Also, Sam Hyde is a fucking faggot and this loser defending him to the death is the most pathetic person in this thread, on par with Vincent himself.

>Chad Hyde
Are you literally 12?

CHAD HYDE OWNZ YOU
you know this to be true because you're still seething about him lmao

>over the gut
Stopped reading there

Go to sleep, kid, school is tomorrow.

sweetie. look at yourself.
you're the only one seething.
look at you go. look at you, look at you, look at you.
pic related, its you.

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>>it's chinatown jake
>turned it off there
>still dont know how chinatown ends

hehehe keep coping, haters

Thought they were just going to turn the engine on and leave him in the garage

is this hydefaggot falseflagging? he's melting down

a good joke, too good for this shitshow of a thread

>coping
keep going sweetie, you're still seething. its adorable. you need help with your homework?
pic related, its you

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The first thread was only partly derailed by hydefags and hydefag haters. Now the whole thread is about hydefags vs trannies.

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lmfao, the hydefaggot is literally pic related

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based hydefags fighting the good fight

chad hyde

Why'd you pick that ice cream up off the floor?

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you are just as bad

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finally this shit came out

>white knighting a faggot eceleb like Sam
seriously

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pic related
its the hydefaggots trying to keep their seeth under control.

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You're all fucking faggots

>seething about a "faggot e celeb" where they'll never see it
seriously

>wat grad u in?
>7
>kewl

You think you won because the hydefaggot embarrassed himself more, but you were whining and seething just as much.

Now you're doing a pathetic attempt at gloating like a fucking loser.

Fucking stop you queers, you're all as bad as each other you giant faggots

ecelebs were a mistake

this and I don't even know what this shit is about

>samefagging and reddit spacing in the same post

pic related
its all the faggots seething about hydefaggots

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>divulge your medication history to me for my tv show!

that's kind of fucked up

they really were

>making excuses for pedos
That's kind of fucked up

When she says
>hey cmon in
His pacing looks like a horny bulldozer

Imagine unironically making a non-(you) post where you bitch about someone else's seething

God this guys sadness is like a fine wine.

Coercing the pedo into coming over is some real work. This chat log goes on for days.

I genuinely believe we need to cull people who post on Yea Forums. This thread is nothing but evidence.

anyone have the Micheal Willis full ep

i agree, lets start with you

AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAH
IMAGINE CARING. WHAT A FAG! FUCKING HAH!

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>Vincent: It is this Saturday right?
>Jenna: It IS!! R u still able to come?
>Vincent: Should be! :D
>Jenna: What time will u be here?
>Jenna: Do u like cupcakes?
>Vincent: Sunday I’m going to a nascar race. This is going to be the best weekend ever

Vincent definitely has mental problems. His chat is very child like.

no u

>unlike Yea Forums posters
amirite fellow Yea Forums bros?

>Vincent: I can’t wait to have sex
>Vincent: You know I am fat right?

it's a security blanket. i wore a trenchcoat and fedora all through high school because of insecurity (but i was never that fat)

If you still care about Sam Hyde -AT ALL- you are beyond hope. He said offensive things in public in 2015, got a weak season of a show cancelled, and what since then?

SAM (clap) HYDE (clap) IS (clap) FOR (clap) INCELS

I'd be too scared to do the decoy's job. Especially after browsing all his posts in EDC threads.

based

LMAO

u mean besides having tons of incels like u seething about him even though hes "irrelevant"?

>Vincent: Would you be made if we dont have sex? Just asking don’t freak
>Vincent: Mad*
J>enna: Not mad… :(
>Vincent: You really wanna do it huh?

ENTRAPMENT

I love Sam Hyde.

>EDC threads
What?

Your attempt at false flagging damage control isn't fooling anyone Sam. Everyone knows you're a pedo already, just embrace it at this point.

>seething because chad hyde got that sweet poon and you never will
absolutely pathetic.

If he has a good lawyer, he might be able to get the charges dropped because of this. He's still a dirty pedo and should be shot, but the cops shouldn't be able to entrap people.

>Vincent: And there aren’t security cameras in your house are there?

>not wanting to answer the door in a maid-bikini with a buttplug already inserted
What are you gay?

>how often are you on the internet?
uuuuuhhh

weird how they don't ever bring up the part where the plant emotionally manipulates the predator into justifying something they were having second thoughts about

Imagine having to groom underage girls because you're such a pathetic loser you can't get with girls who are old enough to know your a pathetic loser.
Imagine defending these actions!
Pic very related, its me.

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>cape and fedora m'lady guy tape released

FINALLY

>he admits this much in interrogation
>chat supports claims he was hesitant but she continued to insist
>still served 3 years in prison

nani the fuck

imagine having a legion of dick suckers like defending your actions.
pic related is who he's gonna go after next

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>entrapment
sure thing, pedos. i bet you said the same thing after driving to meet a 12 year old for sex and having cp on your phone.
>ENTRAPMENT! RELEASE ME AT ONCE!!!
the chance to bail was presented before a single minute had even passed:
>Jenna: 12 u?
you niggers are retarded.

I get that, I did too, but it was just a tracksuit jacket lol

Is Hannah (the third person in the chat) a decoy? If so it's a really fascinating look into how these stings operate. Twice in the chat Vincent mentions Hannah (an 18 year old) and immediately the 12 year old decoy Jenna goes into jealousy mode. The manipulation game i is strong than I thought.

>Vincent: My stomach is killing me. My meds are here yet. Hannah >...still hasnt talked to me. She said she was getting phone back >...today. I guess she lied about it. Prob doesn’t wanna be with me
>Jenna: Do u rlly like me
>Vincent: And if I am sick cant see you
>Vincent: What
>Vincent: ?
>Jenna: U always talk about hannah like i dont matter

>had actual CP on phone
>only served 3 years

now THAT's surprising

imagine samefagging and seething about chat hyde the pussy slayer

I don't have CP and I think Pedos should be hanged or shot. But cops shouldn't be able to talk a person into a crime, even if they agreed to it already, then tried to back out or had second thoughts.

Just imagine 2 burly cops pretending to be 2 jealous little girls getting caddy over a pathetic fat fuck

I'm not defending his actions. He knows fully he is after an underage chick. It's interesting though to look at the multitude of instances in the chat where he expressed second thoughts on having intercourse or even coming over.

Imagine being so triggered you think people are samefagging! AHAHAHAH. HOLY SHIT. His fan-base are literally paranoid little beta males.

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it's about fetishization of innocence retard

He had CP on his phone.

>Vincent: I am really on edge about coming still
>Jenna: Vincent
>Vincent: What
>Jenna: I dont want to be hurt again
>Vincent: Will you be mad if we dont have sex
>Vincent: That is what is making me nervous

>talk a person into a crime
fuck off with this meme, this nigga knew he was talking to a 12 year old and nothing they say constitutes entrapment once he finds out she's 12 (which is at the start of the chat)

cc.com/video-clips/7100ry/reno-911--chatty-junior

I think it’s because even tho he has 2nd thoughts he doesn’t break contact.

okay, pedo apologist. nobody talked him into anything. he made a conscious choice to chat up a 12 year old. he went along with every step.
second thoughts based on consequences and not whether its wrong or not are not the same thing. if he only spent 3 years in jail thats not enough. he should also be chemically castrated at the very least

threading the needle. his second thoughts are obviously over jail bait, not that he doesn't want to do it.

What part of "Everything you say will be used against you" did he not understand?

I didn't know Gabe Newell looked that good in a cowboy hat.

>Jenna: I think theyre leaving around 6am i can text u when they leave
>Jenna: Hey!!! R u awake?????????
>Jenna: I got it wrong time… my parents are leaving at 11AM!!! Please please please let me know that you get this msg...DONT come early!!!!

Chris Hansen isn't coming into work at 6am.

chad hyde

>being apprehensive about committing a crime because you know it's a crime makes you MORE guilty of the crime

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>virgin paypig

god imagine if he didn't get the message and showed up early

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>Jenna: Just whatever. Just FCKN whatever
>Vincent: I just don’t want to go to jail
>Vincent: I don’t understand why you get so mad
>Jenna: DAMMIT… i coulda been sleepin if i wasnt worried about keeping u outta trouble!!!!!

It sure as fuck doesn't make you more INNOCENT of the crime you dumb faggot!

>DONT come early
premature ejaculators btfo

he's gotta cram another hoagie
knowing you're about to commit a crime vs knowing you're doing the wrong thing are not the same. he's sweating bullets because he wants to bed a fictional 12 year old and its risky, not because he wants to be a good guy. the good guy says
>12? nice try fbi
and closes the fucking chat

Theoretically, if he would have just walked in, grabbed the tv and ran, would he have been charged with pedo crimes?

You really think this guy gets out of bed before 11AM?

this is so fucking shady I swear

it would work if he was black
this is the racism white people face in america BAKA

Smart pedo would scope the place out hours before hand

>Vincent: Then maybe this isn’t a good idea. I don’t want you to stop talking to your dad
>Jenna: I just cant lose my phone for taking pics like that…
>Vincent: I think having sex and meeting an older guy will have the same effect
>Jenna: :(

He was so close to backing out.

I'd put him up at 6am and ready to run a marathon if it meant getting his dick in a 12 year old

if the decoy said she was 14 he could have gotten away with it on some Romeo and Juliet exception

Big Sex is a good boy he dindu nuffin

He had videos of penetrative sex among 12 year olds you fucking apologists. This is just what verbally admitted at the beginning of the interview.

Don't fall for his poor me loser act.

>Don't fall for his poor me loser act.
I don't think anyone is-- there are people who don't know what entrapment is and there are the Sam Hyde autists

how'd he get out in under 3 years?

Do you retards realize all the crimes are in the chat and the house visit is purely for television and getting a safe arrest(and also blackmailing these guys into taking plea deals if they agree to release the footage)?

Can you shut the fuck up about that faggot sam hyde and talk about the topic
I don't think they could prove the participants were underage probably

Plea deal for releasing footage.

chad hyde

>uncensored fem cop quietly saying dick and pussy in a deceitfully motherly tone

MY DIIIIICK

It's not legal to use the release of the footage as leverage in a plea deal. I'm a lawyer

How is it a crime to engage in weird gross chats with people faking being underage?

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It's not but no one has bothered to fight it because everyone agrees these guys deserve to rot

It's not "not legal", it would just probably never happen. Chris was probably just too lazy to ever upload the footage.That's not entirely true. I remember the fedora's dad sued Crime Watch to stop the airing. That was forever ago though.

She also complimented his penis size when he said it was small. It's a tactic to get him to admit things. Be a little flirty. This fucking loser is so starved for attention and in such a vulnerable state he will just gush. He was already confessing everything though so it didn't matter. They do this with younger, incel types.

In reality, based butch cop wouldn't hesitate to put a bullet in his head in the interrogation room right there.

Except they do and there's tons of shit you never see, jew.

Picked up on it as well. Vincent fell for it and spilled his guts.

He lost that suit too. If I remember correctly the loophole they used to air the footage is the same venue they use to release crime scene footage and mugshots for other crimes. Once you're convicted guilty of a crime or whatever it's in the best interest of the people for it to be released

They literally dont but you're allowed to have any fantasy you like.

in the cowboy era getting married when you were 12 was the norm.

Vincent Ambrosio sounds like a guy who makes overtly sexual but not pornographic VHS tapes catered to mature women and older gay men.

That's how whitewashed American history is. You don't even hear about the brave Muslim cowboys who built this nation.

Good.
Entrap all paedos.

Whether it goes on a tv show or not is a civil matter. The DA typically can't do anything about the third party footage shot by Chris.

Chris Hansen threads are the best because they bring out all the armchair legal experts

>Vincent Ambrosio presents
>Unbridled Passions

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they didn't have to message children. they didn't have to drive to the house. they didn't have to go inside. all of those dipshit choices lead to going to prison

It's illegal to be tried for an offense in the court of public opinion if you've already been tried for the same offense in a real courtroom.

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AHHHH I WANT HER TO PUT ME IN A KEY LOCK AND PEG ME BUT IN A MOTHERLY WAY

>Vincent: Oh sorry

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This board is full of Virgin Vinnies.

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I'm putting together a team

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"It's Pat" remake starring Wincing Vince when?

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This desu. Units gotta know how to dress. Mind you i play defensive line on a university football team, so i’m strongfat, but still. Not Knowing how to dress well is 1000% the problem here

THE VIRGIN(NOT ANALLY) VINNY
>attempted but never completed molestation
>weeped like a little girl immediately
>gave out whole life story and litany of excuses
>only sexual experience was being anally and orally penetrated
>when interrogated, he wept and blubbered about everything he did
>New York accented fat cowboy

THE CHAD MCDANIELS
>successfully fucked and murdered his waifu
>when caught on live tv, he stoically admitted defeat
>when interrogated, gave only monotone yes or no answers for 3 full hours
>Chadfro

>yfw you realize every person posting in this thread is only here because their ancestors fucked 13 year olds

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If he dropped 50 more pounds, he could functionally have sex. He didn't have that much trouble talking to the decoy, he could land a decent looking fellow fattie. He's only 19, he has years to fix himself.

I suspect this guy is a full on pedo and not an unlucky loser though.

Coping pedo.

based kike projection