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#512 99 Luftballons Edition
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When the blu-ray finally hits what picture are you going to remake from a high-res source first?

pic related for me.

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Bless this thread with Holy GETs, /comfy/ vibes, free /healings/, and free /repairs/,

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Hello friends. I love you.

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Hello new bread, please be healed by Arita!

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haro frens

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Hello frens

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that'll be the first one I'll be waiting for.

enjoy some oc i made based on the whole peaches incident
sorry peaches, i had to

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>OFFICIAL Thread OST

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So many to choose from, God.

Probably this, honestly.

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aesthetic picture and song of the night
youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ

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now this is content peaches come back, we're not upset with you

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Hahaha, I love you for doing this. I was gonna put it in the OP, but I didn't want to force it.

Thank you. I love you.

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kek'd

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based-aesthetic user.

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>didn't include mine
>pic related

I feel personally attacked.

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*farts loudly*

No worries fren.

And can some one give me the low down on what even happened with peaches??? Apparently I missed the whole thing...
No fucking bickering afterwards please.

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SO '80s FOR MY LADIES

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There isn't a more accurate review of this

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Wait a tick...is Swedeanon behind the Buckyposting?

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Seriously, though, could you please add:
to the happy Jerome Posting! part, please? It'll make my week.

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>999
Damn
I'm the Buckyposter but I don't know who Swedeanon is

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Nice music user, And even nicer edit!

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Sech gets an entirely new body (known as a Fizziroy). It's one of the most powerful bodies ever, and Sechs is one of two people to ever master it really quick. He fights the other one a couple times.

Alita is usually calm and collected but sometimes she'll let herself loose and go full rage mode, which is her strongest and scariest form.

>mfw no kots in fresh Alita bread

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Thanks have a free comf

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There's a couple Swedeanons I think

Alita's technically already got the Imaginos Body. Going full DBZ power level + power creep silliness with different cyborg bodies now that the Berserker's been introduced and such emphasis placed on its power won't fit the movies.

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The Swedeanon who met NYCanon at the NYC Iron City Experience

Are you guys ready for my next .webm dump? I'm just warning in advance. Will be 30 posts.

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just a case of not-really-even-lewdposting because it wasn't even about Alita and leaving the name on. It's not even a big deal.

Oh, that's not me. I won't go to any meet ups this time. But I definitely will go for the sequel, and I'm not missing Iron City Experience 2.

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alas, we could've had more frens of Alita was chunky

>Will be 30 posts
oh shit

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Someone posted a lewdpost with the name Peaches, in a manner suggesting that Peaches is a lewdposter and accidentally forgot to remove his name before posting it.

It was a step up from "I'm ready to die bros, who's with me?" but not much of one. It's looking like the LA meetup tranny story was the high watermark for Jerome.

It wasn't a meet-up. They found out they both browse /ALITA/ by complete chance in one of the threads after the fact. It was magical.

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>LA meetup tranny story was the high watermark for Jerome.
so far his most effective. The only reason his ruses go on longer than they should is because he/multiple people false-flag and some anons I think have trouble spotting it. Point is, the comfy-balance is never lost for long. We always recorrect.

Rad. Very bitchin'.

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That's what all that bickering was about...
t. working user who has been in and out the breads often, but not in long enough to understand what the hell was going on.

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This is as coincidental as the two Colorado anons living in the same town

Leaked footage from inside VA's home

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Sounds awesome
Also, what kind of SCP is that? it looks cute

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ok who's going to see alita with me today

...user... the movie is out of theaters.

All of us.

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Blu-ray July 23rd. 2 months away still. But in the meantime, buy Captain Marvel on June 11th!

nope, not yet!

I'm gonna see it today with some anons from here

will it be out of theaters by the 25th?

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Okay, here I go. I'm about to crash this whole thread, with no survivors!

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Come on guys, she just wants some food. Give her some.

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Good luck

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When your ex-husband does some Frankenstein bullshit and brings your daughter back to life essentially.

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instant-save

"Food"? She wants "food"?


Well then I guess it's a good thing I started firing up the grill half an hour ago!

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Captain Marvel was a lot better. Brie didn't need cgi to make her cute.

Calm and collected you say?
Not for long!

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When this strange man tells you you're a cripple.

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In CA what's a Regency theater?

>brie
>cute

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Damn it Ido I thought you were over this after your cat died the second time

No comment, this is too sad to watch.

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she desperately needs cgi on them toes tho

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When you see some bad bait in the threads.

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Sad Alita is most based Alita

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When you find out traps are gay.

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Damn, today was my day off, I had planned to do gun stuff but instead I ended up just sleeping and now I'm probably gonna burn the whole night away working my story again

no ragrets tho

When your step mom is turned in to jelly in a box.

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Gah.

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Bleh! also the face she makes after is so CUTE.

damn imagine if she hatefucked you and then she was standing there breathing like that

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Hi user.

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>gapingreaction.webm

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It'll all be okay... right?

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this must be "hit the image limit in the minimum number of posts possible" edition

Ok, I'm game, 999 baby!

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I'm dumping .webms right now.

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Great movie. Captain Marvel that is, not this weeb garbage.

I want a 40k movie where Alita rides a Tyranid

Don't ask me why, I just think it would be cool

>watch all the other reactions
>oh, that's our cute girl
>this one
;_; oh no

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What do you mean I'm super cute?

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>the CM shills are returning for a last hurrah

I don't know why they think that's gonna work now that CM is all but forgotten, but hey, I'm not the sort of man to deny others their last stands.

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>Alitafrens! My brothers of the sword!
>I would rather fight beside you than any army of thousands!
>Let no GOT fag forget how menacing we are, we are lions!
>Do you know what's waiting beyond that #999 bread? Immortality! Take it! It's yours!

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I thought it was okay

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The tranny story was incredibly obvious and everyone who fell for it should be ashamed.

She wanted him. You know it, I know it.

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Captain who?

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Saw it for the first time today. Entertaining shit. Please make more

irl floof

>She wanted him

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>tfw no one-of-a-kind big-eyed martian gf

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Alita is the finest production of the Mechanicum. The Priesthood chants in binaric cant genuflects before her. She is the walking embodiment of the Omnissiah. Sitting on foul-xenos flesh is heretical.

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When you find a body suitable for roleplay.

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>cpt marvel bait a month after the movie has been collectively forgotten by the world, including normalfags
Ok.

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w-wait are those anons here now

we're still on for today right

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THIS IS THREAD #512
THIS IS THREAD #512
THIS IS THREAD #512
THIS IS THREAD #512
THIS IS THREAD #512
THIS IS THREAD #512
THIS IS THREAD #512

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Just look at those cheeks

they can cry their last laments here. We are a refuge for all.

When something going down in the threads.

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He dies later, spoiler alert

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glad you liked it, user! Go see it again!

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>when your alarm hasn't gone off but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious

That cheek rub though.

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If Asuka was in 40k she'd be a Titan driver

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Fuck you Hugo, I have an ID now. I'm all growed up now.

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>over 100 posts
>barely 20 posters
oOF

When a cute boy starts talking to you.

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>tfw will never have a daughter as cute as Alita to smacktalk rando dudes in the street

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Well right now I'm spamming the fuck out of the thread, so that's why.

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This is the defining moment when she started down the road to breast implants.

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Heard someone talking shit about me?

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This is one of the most disjointed threads I've seen in a long time, it feels like bots are just posting random shit

Good Evening Alitans
Thread OST: youtu.be/_FjRy2TiztE

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When your father gives you a name.

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>Ever listening to trolls.


Come on, man. You know the drill:

>few posters in thread

YIKES

OH NO NO NO

cringe

Lol, sad pathetic circlejerk with no one in it

Hugbox blog post message board private server


>many posters in thread

L O S E R S

Fucking pedo ring!

Wow, how sad. So many waifu-fagging autists. Pathetic.

SHILLS. Too many shills


The only winning move is not to play.

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idk enough about Neon to have an opinion. What kind of Titan princeps? Reaver? WARLORD? Imperator?

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>openly admitting spamming
>wonders why Yea Forums hates these threads

I'm all grown up. I'm at the big kid's table now.

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Sorry, but nowhere near as good or cute as Nena:

>Chestlets, when will they learn?

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we know why Yea Forums hates us
they ain't us

What do you call this?

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Emperor-class, obviously.

Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.

i used to read those mangas in the 90s

That is not the answer I was looking for.

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DELET

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I'm afraid I can't do that

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Yes he is.
What planet are you from?

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You shluld re-read Gunnm and read the sequels, they're all on nyaa. What did you think of the movie ?

Nice try Jerome.

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Is this every thread???? no. Run along to you GoT thread sweetie.

>'spamming' Alita-related OC in the /ALITA/ thread
>spam

Go away, tourist.

And don't forget to watch the movie.

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I'm here to register as a hunter warrior.
Looks epic on screen, but then imagine she had to sit there and fill out forms

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Someone should mash this together with the EPIC paperwork scenes from Hot Fuzz.

When your husband cheats on you then blocks you on Twitter

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question is, was that acting?

Aaaaand added to list of OC ideas.

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Well at least she didn't have to wait like a week to get her ID in the mail.

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Dudes, she's so pretty.

And that's all I got for now. Working on some other stuff. Have fun anons.

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or this?
youtube.com/watch?v=A1F4OduqrtQ

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Doesn’t take long at all. No prereques. They just tattoo your brain real quick and you’re good to go.

Nah, Hot Fuzz.

Speaking of, anyone have that "Pack it in, Scott, you silly bastard!" meme? Haven't seen it in ages!

Did she not?

i think the mangas had more depth and also despair, the movie seems too cheerful and optimistic to me, more like a marvel movie

but, it was entertaining enough, i guess

I wonder what that would feel like

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That's a very sechsy picture!

Merci

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Anyone know who this is so I can wife her?

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Looks like a shop.

Yooo 6pm alita meetup user who hasn't seen it before you around? Me and the other user just got here

Her name is Adobe.

Sweet thanks, Just gotta find out how to mary a computer program then I'll be set!

I'll be late :/
I'll be there in ~20 min

well this girl is real at least.

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Sweet! Just hope she's okay with the contacts being in 24/7.

Aight
Look for a girl in a black dress and a guy with bright red shoes

How do you guys stay awake and energized to post so late?
I started anti-depressants and they're destroying my energy levels

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I am nocturnal, I have a night job.

I also pop a 160mg caffeine pill every time I wake up.

Now that I am living a healthy alitalifestyle I try to stay away from uppers which has been tough. I have found edging to Ailta lewds keeps me going pretty going fairly late though.

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What do you guys consider late night posting? As we got anons from everywhere.

>late night posting

10pm-6am EST

Why does this flop still have a general? Captain Marvel made more in 3 days then it did in its entire run

Just curious, what's the point of these threads anymore? There isn't any actual movie discussion anymore. Just waifuposting and memes.

I'm a night owl

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my sleep schedule is all fucked up

Not bad

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>staying away from uppers

Yeah, I really need to start doing that too, my financial situation would be a lot better off.

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Based Alita fapper.

Oh okay yeah, I usually stay up pretty late posting, with nothing but willpower to keep me from dropping asleep.

Go away brie no on cares or wants to talk about Caption marvel anymore.

Time zones

Once I start working on OC, I'll lose all track of time and then look at my watch and it will be like 5 AM or something.

be prepared for when he leaves and his janitors pretend not to be here.
I know the majority of you reside where lolicon is illegal

especially you, victoria tornkvist

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Am I crazy, or did thread man talk about that he has hidden guns from the government and he can't own them?

The point of these threads "is" waifuposting and alita related memes. They're containment threads. Without them the whole of Yea Forums would be infected with alita related trash.

You aren't crazy, I saw that too. But we don't know if that was even the real Thread Man.

It seems like something Jerome would say.

I was in that thread. That's what Thread Man said. Wasn't that just last night?

I meant to ask how people stay up late to post, regardless of timezones. I could have worded it better.

IT IS (NOT) TRUE. MY STATE GOVERNMENT CHANGED LONG GUN OWNERSHIP TO 21. THREAD MAN IS 18. THREAD MEN TURNED IN "ALL" OF THREAD MAN'S GUNS.

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I'm not sure if I believe you thread man....

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THREAD MAN IS THREAD MAN

I live in mad Max land

These dumb things never cease to make me smile

user its coldddd
We're heading inside

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I bought a 48x70 inch Alita poster on Ebay earlier. I want to collect all the posters I can. I've missed out on a few auctions recently for other posters, so I'm happy I got this one.

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Oh I believe your thread man thread man. Just not 100% about you giving ALL your guns away.

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I don't. My normal bedtime has gone from 2 in the morning to 10 or so at night since I started /lifting4alita/. Sucks to miss the comfy west coast/ausfriend hours, but that sweet sleep just comes too easy.

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THREAD MAN DEFINITELY DID BECAUSE WHEN THE FOUNDING FATHER'S WROTE "SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED" THEY MEAN INFRINGE THE FUCK OUT OF IT

I like this poster. Its one of the better ones found in American theatres. I never understood why Alita looks completely different on the poster then she did in the movie. She's cartoonish in the poster.

That was you, you cheeky buggeh.

I probably would of picked that up if it weren't for me living 4700+ miles away from where it was shipping. Already bought one and the shipping and tax on that alone cost a bomb. So I think one bus poster is enough for me.

ok ok I'm here
fuck I had to sit in stop and go traffic for one and a half hours to get here

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Ah I see you set out some candles for ambience

be prepared for when he leaves and his janitors pretend not to be here.
I know the majority of you reside where lolicon is illegal

especially you, victoria tornkvist

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How are your lifts going man? You liking the routine of it?

you also babysit this thread while letting the board go to shit?
big mistake redwood

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thank you

I'm not sure whether to think Thread Man is really based, or kinda dumb for coming here and talking about how he supposedly stuck it to the man.

Also, what state did this? I can't see this being allowed, at least without some kind of grandfathering.

pro tip, if you have illegal guns, don't talk about it to anyone.

Who the fuck is Victoria?

oof

alita today
your cash cow game of thrones next

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>this thread
what is going on tonight?

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He just said he definetly did?(get rid of all his guns), I don't see anyone saying any such thing user.

A(lol)ita

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Some pedo has become unhinged, looks like Jerome is also a pedo now.

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Some guy is looking for a ban and chose our thread as his hill to die on

I'm on antidepressants too but I take them before bed. They usually make me drowsy in about an hour but I have an early AM job so it works for me.

>pic related.

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We're gonna need to order new title cards for him

REMEMBER ANONS: HIDE POSTS WITH DROP DOWN ARROW
REMEMBER ANONS: HIDE POSTS WITH DROP DOWN ARROW
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>tfw you'll never relive the magic of Splinter Cell and the beauty of Chaos Theory.
oh well.

thanks Thread Man.

Reporting is better and more effective for certain forms of terminal cancer, FYI.

Speaking of where is the based hide poster?

The jannies will be here to sweep the thread and ban the louse any minute.

Okay any minute now

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laundry-lita will make this thread pure again.

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This is an appropriate pic for the jannies I like it

>tfw no qt cyborg gf to randomly do your laundry

You know you're not welcome here. Your shitposts will fade and we'll carry on. I hope you find something better to do with your time than this.

Thanks jannies

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i can't wait for the HD rip to drop, and everyone to see how totally awful this movie is and laugh at the fact you idiots have been obsessing over it for months.

I hope Peaches isn't doing this. When they were caught lewd posting the other night they said they don't usually Jerome post that often. Its pretty gross tonight though so probably not Peaches this time.

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Based jannies

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there's no point in reporting, as these threads have a janitor babysitting them.

I don't see how Peaches of all people could fall that far. I doubt it's him.

Is it back to normal now

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get a loligf instead bro

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I saw Lego Movie 2 at the store earlier so I checked when it released in theaters and seen it was February 8th, a week before Alita. This is getting annoying.

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Unless the janitor was posting those disgusting pictures that were posted I doubt the janny just sits in this thread watching it. They would have seen the first one and done something right away.

Yeah but we need bans handed out, not just posts deleted.

It appears not quite.

I think the digital release will be here a bit sooner than the bluray release

I swear it's the fucking mouse

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Fucking asshole is already posting more loli. They must have reset their router.

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Yeah thanks Disney

Digital release is set for the 9th of July, so 2 more months to go.

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It's just an attempt to spam enough that the jannies delete the entire thread rather than individual posts but it's not going to work.

he wouldn't, nor would any of us. It's just one suicide-bomber retard trying to derail us.

Well let's keep posting then so there's more of a reason to keep it up

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coins for the scruffies

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the mouse just can't let us have anything without a struggle huh?

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Six images left

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That's a mighty rare webm you've got there, friend.

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Maybe a discord is in order. I remember a small namefag posted a discord in the 300 era. It was Maybe Hugo user i think. Is he even still her?

back from when we were biting our nails watching the box office numbers/worrying about the Disney/Fox merger.

Discord is never an option. We can always regroup on /m/ and figure things out from there.

Always. I wonder how heavily JC is going to lean in to bloodlust Alita in the future. The film kinda tones that down initially I think.

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I think that was VA

>Maybe a discord is in order
Nope

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why cant we be left this

im glad alitas inocent phase dies with hugo and we are getting ragelita the whole movie in the sequel

>Get the fuck out of here with that shit

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it was me. i went as Maybe-Sorta-Trying Hugo-user from when VO was popular

>Maybe a discord is in order
nice try Jerome

Ok let's think of a topic for when the images run out

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You mean you didn't like the cutesy naive doll body scenes??

Alita still has her cute moments even after Hugo

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Bloodlust Alita does some wild shit to me, so I'm hoping they go full throttle.

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Bloodlust Alita is awesome

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You might be right user. The loli posting could easily ruin these threads. If we had a discord at least we would have a place to fall back to if these threads get shut down.

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God to know, because thats what I live for.

Well either way we shouldn't give up on the threads

should i post my link?

this is weak false-flagging.

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fuck off with trannycord

>HD rip
>current rip isn't good enough


mega.nz/#!LBFnCIgB!BfED7Af2CAsV0ZvAeoaN1muFXN4oHYQzLS7JZ0Ahfwk

Tell us how awful it is now.

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shut the fuck up jerome. suck my massive 2 inch cock

>can't wait for the HD rip to drop
Me either because it's fucking great and a lot of people didn't feel like taking a chance on it

a camrip is not a HDrip. But keep finding new and interesting ways to prove you never left facebook before this shitshow dropped.

Thank God we hit image limit so that faggot can't spam us with loli anymore.

Once again Jerome and recently the weird lilicon spammer have been able to send /ALITA/ into a warzone. Please just try and ignore obvious Jerome discord posts.

Discord isn't that bad. It's just an alternate platform/interface. Nobody who uses it is inherently worse than anyone that comes here. I use both. I don't see the problem.

I'm not saying we should move to discord, mind you. I'm just saying I don't understand the platform-specific hate.

There was no chance to take. The trailers looked terrible, and they accurately represented the quality of the movie.

>can't tell basic quality of the acting, script, sets, editing, etc from a decent camrip

Fuck off, Jerome.

one more for bloodlust Alita

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as the first person you ever called jerome, its hilarious to think you've been spamming jerome at people for the over 300 threads I have been absent.

Back to regular programming now. It's almost cute that he thinks he can disrupt us

I don't get the hate for discord either

>basing opinion on movie you've never seen off a trailer

Begone, plebe

it wasn't really a warzone, it's just hard to stay on target when we've got shitty images cluttering us up. Also falseflagging and anons falling for it slows us down.
user, if you want to use discord with your friends that's fine. But having a bunch of us migrate to it eliminates the open-atmosphere we have here. Once we go there (or anywhere with names) we become a clique which makes it unwelcoming to people curious about /alita/. We don't need discord. We can regroup elsewhere if things ever got that dire.

I see your reading comprehension is as atrocious as ever.

My point is to do with how people would sooner not watch something if the only version available is a camrip.

that said, yes, its quite easy to tell the movie is absolute garbage from the camrip.

I don't even know what (you)re saying user....

An good to hear.

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based mods watching over /ALITA/
we are too powerful to be stopped

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I see your reading comprehension is as atrocious as ever.

Lolispamming to repel newfags and bury their shitty threads is a goddamn lost art and I'm genuinely offended someone would waste it on a comfy thread full of oldfags.

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The first person you ever called jerome is mildly amused by the fact you've been calling completely random people "jerome" for months.

we also don't abuse reporting trolls so I think we're on their good side. We're pretty fucking patient with shitposting honestly.

>that said, yes, its quite easy to tell the movie is absolute garbage from the camrip.

Then go watch it and tell us with credibility back you.

Looks like cum on Alita's breast in that pic.

>Judging a JC movie off a camrip

I would have you ask me how I know you're retarded, but that's not needed here, it's too obvious.

let's talk about how cute & funny lolis are! janny I'll see you in the next thread
and the next
and even the ones after that
:^)

I think there are a few newfags but of all threads to troll they picked the one that isn't causing problems

Its been blisteringly obvious to literally anyone who sees these threads that you idiots only came to this site when the movie dropped.

With all the pics and posts getting swept away by based janny this thread seems to last forever.

Nice try, not-Jerome.
>smug_alita.png

Even you have to sleep sometime, lolifag.

Here we go again. Jerome's gonna say it.

I see your reading comprehension is as atrocious as ever. I have seen the movie. It is garbage in every way, shape, and form.

I occasionally report trolls, but only if they're extremely low effort or spamming.

user, nothing lasts forever but the earth and sky.

Posts and pics do once they hit 4plebs.

>a special effect is a means to tell a story, a special effect without a story is a pretty boring thing

Indeed, we are nothing but dust in the wind.

Horseshit.

Briefly describe a few scenes, characters, lines of dialogue, anything. You fucking faggot liar hater who has never seen the thing he bashes.

>posturing as an oldfag
This didn't go well for the last guy, pal.

If only Avatar listened to this message

*honk honk*

>implying Alita doesn't have a story

You either didn't see the film or you're a total smoothbrain, I'm not sure which.

the loli shit today and the excessive sneedposting for #99 and the threads leading up to it are the only times I've ever felt compelled to do it.

I've been on Yea Forums since 2008. I left in 2017. Alita brought me BACK to Yea Forums, faggot.

Yeah I personally reserve reporting for what I feel are the worst of the worst

tfw somebody here used my favorite insult :3 it's like seeing your own OC posted!

Well there were images of most of them from their facebook meme page group

Bedtime for me. This next thread's going to be a dumpster fire unless you all can show some self-control and avoid responding to Jerome and the lolispammer. It's in your hands now. I believe in you all.

we'll be fine, fren don't worry.

baker?

There is literally nothing I could say to convince you. Because the movie is just about a carbon copy of the OVA with some manga material as filler, with all the OC being utter garbage and meme'd to hell and back already.

So no matter what I say, you'll continue to believe everyone who sees the movie loved the movie and anyone who claims otherwise is lying.

>There is literally nothing I could say to convince you.

lol, cope harder, no-see fag.

You're not even going to try? Go ahead. I'll consider what you say, really.

That might hold water if you were praising the story in these threads. But you aren't. All you're doing is spamming the CGI waifu.

I can accept not everyone liked the movie, but I cannot accept that someone who's seen the movie thought it was "garbage in every way, shape, and form".

We praise the story constantly you melted popsicle

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so you refuse to accept reality.

>other sweep
This thread is gonna last forever.

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I'm sorry I didn't realize I was talking to people with literal diagnosed physiological mental retardation.

We're close to the image limit and bump limit, so no, it won't.

I remember one thread where it was nearly over and we went through a HUGE sweep and we went back down to like the low 200s.

If you could read, you'd see I had already described the movie, and your response was exactly what I predicted.

So this is the character art for the upcoming Disney's Alita animated series being released on its streaming service. It looks alright I guess. It the storyline is alright I'll probably watch it. Its gonna suck paying Disney to stream it though. Hopefully it gets ripped.

If that were the case, Disney would be even more retarded and far-gone than we already know they are.

An animated series that looked like that would bomb harder than Dredd.

This is our third time at bump limit and second time going to post limit. Like 30-40 posts removed over the course of the thread.

Your description contains nothing you couldn't learn from reading the wikipedia summery. You're gonna have to try a bit harder than that.

So long as Cameron oversees the series it will be good. Everything he touches is gold.

No, you literally didn't describe anything in detail. Anyone would know that the live-action movie is based off the manga and the OVA without ever having actually seen the movie, because it's on the Wiki and in all the press videos. Go die. Give me one specific line, one specific character and their specific costume, one specific scene in the plot. Like, here

In the Wizard of Oz, Dorothy starts off on her farm in Kansas. She meets her family and some of the ranch hands. Wicked lady comes and says she's gonna take the farm or some shit. Cyclone comes and takes her to Oz. She meets Glenda the good witch and a bunch of munchkins. Later meets a scarecrow,, tin man, and lion as they walk down the yellow brick road on their way to the Emerald City. Other shit happens later. Some lines

"Put 'em up, put 'em up!"
"If I only had a brain!"
"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
"Follow the yellow brick road! Follow the yellow brick road!"
"Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!"


Your move, faggot.

False flag, this movie is getting sequels not some crummy "animated series."

They won't make a series, Cameron won't let them unless they give him $150M budget per episode and do a theatrical run of the show.

...

We don't know that yet. The ball is in Disney's court. It would be more profitable for them to stream a series then release sequels in the theatres. Sequels of Alita would be in competition with Disney's other movie franchises.

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The ball is *not* in Disney's court. They don't own Alita, Cameron does, period. Unless he sells it, he controls Alita's destiny.

posting to finish thread

assisting in progress

All in all, I say a pretty good thread.

doubling my efforts, everybody get to the new bread boat NOW

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Disney has the distribution rights now through the Fox acquisition. Cameron could stone wall them and not not release anything. If he does though Disney will decide how it gets distributed.

I'M WAITING, YOU LITTLE BITCH.

Tell me in here: