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Will not be replaced by got edition
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hello this is my first /trek/post ever please be nice
"GoT will not replace us" is a paraphrased line from the DS9 documentary.
I dont remember the scene quite playing out like that in the movie
Anyone else worried that the documentary will put some bullshit millennial/ zoomer social justice warrior lens over DS9 and claim that's what it was about the whole time- like Bajorans being black people or something
Revised after the 2016 election
What are they watching?
No, not really. I'm more worried about people like you who live in denial and can't imagine that Star Trek was always in favor of social justice.
As long as you admit that Dukat did nothing wrong you'll be most welcome here fren
The Bajorans are obviously supposed to be Palestinians and the Cardassians the Heebs.
The thumb of that picture made me think of this.
Based like Dukat
Actual social justice though, not retarded third wave feminism kind. I bet ledditors like you would eat that up though
And this picture made me think of this.
So let's recap why DS9 has been confirmed the worst trek
In the documentary yesterday they
1. Dedicated time to feminism
2. Dedicated time to police brutality
3. Dedicated time to black fathers
4. Dedicated time to patting themselves on the back for being one of the first shows to have scenes with only black characters
5. Dedicated time to muh racist drumpf and racist white guys
6. Dedicated time to LGBT representation 7. Had an entire segment where Ira pauses the entire movie to have a moment where they talk about how the show didn't have enough sexual identity propaganda
8. The big nosed guy (obvious jew) wore a shirt celebrating communist terrorist Che Guevarra and likened Kira to him
9. Had a moment to talk about how poverty is all the Republicans fault for not caring and not being socialists
10. Dedicated a segment to reveal that Garack is gay and that (((Behrs))) biggest regret was not making him and Bashir a couple
11. Almost all the "fans" interviewed were disproportionately female or nonwhite despite the fact the majority of STs audience are white males
I think that about covers it. Overall I rate the movie cringe and bluepilled. It spent more time congratulating itself for being progressive propaganda than it did discussing the show. Utter waste of time and only confirms what we've all known, that Ira Behr is a hack and that DS9 was, is and forever will be the worse Trek.
Poor little /pol/, life is so unfair and you're always the victim.
Imagine being triggered all the time
You didn't spell Garak right.
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT HOW OFFENDED I AM THAT STAR TREK DEALS WITH SOCIAL ISSUES
>It spent more time congratulating itself for being progressive propaganda than it did discussing the show.
Honestly what did you expect?
I hate that you are now permanently on-topic.
Sexual Organs 101
Threadly reminder
I am bored by /trek/
There's a solution for that
Why would I let any of that shit affect my enjoyment of the series itself?
I have more fun pissing than I do reading /trek/
I have more fun shoving cucumbers into my rectum than I do reading /trek/
I've been sick the last few days and everything I ate packed into a twenty inch dildo that decided to crawl out of my ass this morning
My bussy still hurts but it feels better than reading /trek/
That’s certainly what the doc tries to do
BASED mirror universe.
When Keiko got (physically) transformed into a twelve year old in TNG, why did Miles refuse to be intimate with her? Her cognitive faculties were not affected whatsoever, and surely she needed reassurance at that moment.
Is Miles an insecure closet pedophile?
>if you're not attracted to little girl bodies then you're actually attracted to little girl bodies
Those are some impressive mental gymnastics.
Imagine if he got a taste for it, he wouldn't be able to go back to Keikos blown out post-Riker pussy.
Dukat did nothing wrong, and I’m dead serious.
Anything you want to tell us?
It doesn't matter what you're attracted to, only what you actually end up fucking.
No love for 8 year olds?
I think that's because some girls start puberty at 9 but not 8.
Who said anything about puberty?
Hah, wtf. Is that a deleted scene or something? Surely someone didn't recreate the set and costumes just for that joke.
Well it's about sexual attraction and naturally speaking if it bleeds a hunter gatherer fucked it.
Someone didn't watch Enterprise.
How lucky for them.
ENT is comfy kino though.
It's a good joke, but not funny enough to save /trek/.
It's not a joke, all OG /trek/ posters agree.
He's right. If you didn't watch Enterprise in its original run you are not OG.
OG posters predate /trek/. Enterprise sucks and we eagerly anticipate the death of /trek/, so that we can go back to having irregular non-General threads.
best of the mirror universe episodes right there...more savage and fit the theme of their universe
loved the opening for it as well
When you walked down that aisle last week, I know I wasn't alone, because the people at home, all they did was grab their remote, change the channel to the DS9 documentary and watch Bashirfaggot, a person you and your old friends got fired from here because you're a jealous, old bastard. So Valleyforge, remember this, in this shitposting business, there's never been a bigger ass-kissing, butt-sucking bastard in this business. But also in life, you're the biggest ass kissing, back-stabbing, butt-sucking bastard and you belong where you're at, in /trek/, because /trek/ sucks!
Based and redpilled but also have sex
Only people who watched and stuck with ENT in its original run remember the comfy.
Enterprise doesn't suck, it's objectively better than VOY and on par with TOS.
Does comfy mean boring now?
If you don't understand comfy then you haven't lived life.
We just have 2 different definitions. I feel sorry for your false comfy.
I'm too comfy to worry about your definition of the word.
I doubt this.
I don't think about your false comfy.
The doc is definitely going to have a part where they compare Dukat to Trump and make fun of everyone who liked his character since they want him to be remembered as space Hitler.
marina sirtis is an evil child abusing pig
*drops cloak*
*photon torpedoes Cardassia Prime to smithereens*
heh... nothing personal reptile shitheads
forgot my pic lmao
Voyager is
brokeback mountain
reminder that tom paris went to star fleet academy with wesley crusher and wesley is the reason why tom paris was in trouble