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Ethan James
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Oliver Hernandez
I hate this show
Gabriel Morris
Yeah.
Owen Peterson
>I hate this show
t.assblasted roastie
Elijah Wright
Because of season 8 or from the beginning?
Carson Carter
Let's review Danny's plotline:
>Born as privileged white girl
>Goes around fucking tons of brown cock
>Put in a position of influence by fucking brown cock
>Betrays her brother. Let's the nigger she was fucking pour a pot of boiling metal on him, burning him to death.
>Gets gifted with dragons, because she's a privileged white slut from a lineage of warriors who happen to be dragonriders.
>Uses dragons to go around the entirety of the Eastern continent destroying all stability and social order. Overthrows ancient families and dynastys. Literally releases slaves and all kinds of POC on formerly orderly societies to rape and destroy. Basically establishes "social justice" and pseudo-communism.
>Travels to Westeros, the land she claims a "right" to, and begins doing the same thing.
>Brings armies of brown foreigners to rape and pillage.
>Genocides noble houses in excessive and brutal ways.
>Starts having sex with Jon Snow, because she quickly identifies him as the alpha male of the north.
>Manipulates him into accepting her as queen, offers his unconditional loyalty.
>Takes all her acquired armies south to capital city.
>Unleashes her non-white hordes on most ancient and beautiful city in Westeros. Proceeds to burn and genocide entire city and its millions of inhabitants with her dragon because she was PMSing and was mad at her political opponent, Queen Cersei.
This may be the most accurate depiction of a white woman in power ever displayed on television. SJWs are absolutely furious. D&D bait and switched them and made them look exactly like the mindless NPCs they are... in hilarious fashion.
Austin Ross
Have sex.
Juan Young
Those 10 non goblin kids aren't going to make themselves, Ned
Daniel Clark
Seasons 7-8
Evan Bailey
I can't fucking wait for Sunday
Kayden Evans
*CHOKES* AHHHRGGH *COUGH COUGH*
RRRAAAGGGHHHH *COUGH COUGH COOUUUGHH* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKKK ARRGH
HHHHHHH *HEAVES* UNNNGGHHHHH *VOMITS*
*VOMITS PROFUSELY AGAIN*
EEEEEEEEUUUUUUGGGGHHH *CHOKES* AHH *SPITS UP BLOOD*
FFFFUUUCCCKK AARRGGHHH *SHITS PANTS*
AAAA FUCK H-HELP *COUGH COUGH*
*VOMITS*
*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHH** HOLY S-S-SHIT FUU *BURP*
ARRGGHH
FUUUCCCCKK ARRRRGGGHH *STARTS CONVULSING * SOMEON H-H-HEL
D--D-DAN...DANNN..*COUUUGGGHHH* *BURRRRPP* *STARTS PISSING BLOOD*
FFHHH *HEAVES* *HEAVES HARDER*
*PROJECTILE VOMITS*
GOD H-HELP ME...K-I...KILL M-MMEEEEE *SHITS PANTS*
ARRRGGGH HHHHUUUUUHHH FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU *STARTS CRYING
GGGGGGOOOODDD H-H-HEEEL *BRRAAAP*
OH GOD...OH GO- *PUKES AGAIN*
ARRRRGHGHH....ARGGGHH....HHHHHHHH
*STARTS CHOKING* H-HELP M-ME TYR- *VOMITS AGAIN*
AARRGGH HUUUHH HUUUHH HU UUH *HEAVY BREATHING*
I'M BEG
*BRAAAAAPPP*
F-F- OH GO- OH GO-
*BURRRRRPPPPPSS*
SOMEONE...AN-ANYONE....H-H-HE-*SEIZURE*
ARRRGHGGLEHEGGHAGELGEH *SEIZURE CONTINUES*
ARRRHH HUHH..HUUHH...HUUUH *WAKES UP* *STARTS SHITTING*
ANYONE P-PLEASE
N-NO MY QUEE *CHOKES*
EVEN LITTLEFINGER PLEASE HELP M- *COUGH COUGH COUGH*
ARRRRGGGGHHHEEEE
AA *HEEEAVES* *HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEES*
ARRRGHHH... HEEEEEHH....HEEEEEH..... *STARTS BLEEDING FROM NOSE AND EYES*
GARRRGHHH.....TYR-...TYRION....*CHOKES*
ARRUGH...SAVE ME.... *DIES**CHOKES* AHHHRGGH *COUGH COUGH*
RRRAAAGGGHHHH *COUGH COUGH COOUUUGHH* FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCKKK ARRGH
HHHHHHH *HEAVES* UNNNGGHHHHH *VOMITS*
*VOMITS PROFUSELY AGAIN*
EEEEEEEEUUUUUUGGGGHHH *CHOKES* AHH *SPITS UP BLOOD*
FFFFUUUCCCKK AARRGGHHH *SHITS PANTS*
AAAA FUCK H-HELP *COUGH COUGH*
*VOMITS*
*COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHH** HOLY S-S-SHIT FUU *BURP*
D--D-DAN...DANNN..*COUUUGGGHHH* *BURRRRPP* *STARTS PISSING BLOOD*
FFHHH *HEAVES* *HEAVES HARDER*
*PROJECTILE VOMITS*
GARRRGHHH.....TYR-...TYRION....*CHOKES*
ARRUGH...SAVE ME.... *DIES*
Ian Cruz
>Have sex.
>can't lead properly without male advisors telling her what to do
>hates her own race
>gets rejected for sex, goes crazy
>make freeing king's landing all about her
>wants to flood the west with immigrants
>overly emotional
>virtue signals to others but inside a heartless cunt
>low IQ and controlled by feelings
Nathaniel Perry
>If her father got killed for supporting Stannis, she is now the rightful heir to the iron throne
>also now the best swordsman in westeros
>her virginity got taken by Jaime Fookin Lannister
The scene of Jaime leaving her hurt like hell, but we fucking did it /briennebros/
Thomas Ross
What? I don't give a shit about dany retard
Landon Martinez
Missandei: Do you know who I am
GREGOR: SOME DEAD NI-*chop*
Daniel Butler
based and coughpilled
Alexander Scott
Why.... why did I have to read that
Aiden Walker
>catposting is back
my day has come at last
Zachary Moore
will GoT ever be topped ?
Benjamin Garcia
>dies
>keeps going
>dies again
absolutely based
Jack Garcia
Can't argue with ya. I don't hate it but if the whole series would have been like the last two seasons I wouldn't have been watching.
Michael Richardson
why does she always over-react?
Angel Reed
>Have sex
Camden Bennett
>I said Dracarys, Drogon will save me.
Gabriel Phillips
Really wanted to see her get tamed by Tormund Giantsbane.
Gavin Mitchell
Where is Burlington bar? I wanna tongue green hair girls butthole.
Angel Morris
Enjoy you STD
Brandon Morales
play with her arse
Jeremiah Davis
1st for emilia
Thomas Hill
Tyler Garcia
>ruins all her relationships and steals her man
Is Dany really gonna let this Northern whore get away with this shit?
Benjamin Miller
2019...
I am forgotten...
Austin Thompson
I dunno bout that Ashara, it's not honorable to have sex before marriage
Dominic Cook
Kevin Wright
Gavin Murphy
Ned/literally anyone but Catelyn is a patrician ship
Andrew Torres
Sopranos was better in every way
Leo Thompson
House Cume of diek
Brody Lewis
God this season is shit.
I hope next season is better!
Easton Murphy
>nth for emilia
brofix
Mason Davis
why the FUCK is she suddenly cute
Lucas Wood
So marry me then do it.
Gabriel Miller
Christopher Miller
Ah yes the
>we can't think of any way to show what our characters feel so they will literally spell it out in monologues in every episode
show. Absolutely brilliant eh
Lucas Ortiz
Why is cunning conniving Sansa so sexy?
Michael Garcia
Caleb Mitchell
Reyners rise up
Daniel Howard
She only does niggers
Daniel Scott
based salsa
Leo Ross
GIVE ME A FUCKING PSYCHO DANY GF NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Elijah Sullivan
Shit give this man an internet or three.
Nicholas Wood
She would unironically be a better choice for ruler of the Stormlands over Gendry.
Once again Dany can't do anything right
Liam Turner
she's always been top cute.
Jacob Clark
Kayden Fisher
fat whore. dany is far better
Ethan Green
She’s always been cute. Only Stark apart from Robb who aged well
Christian Powell
Season 1-4 of GOT were on par with Sopranos
don't try to argue after that
Oliver Powell
Jackson Garcia
What exactly is this expression trying to convey?
Leo Morales
> J O N FUCK ME FUCK MEEEEEEE YOU FLAMING GAY MANLET FUCK ME IN MY PUSY NOW!
Oliver Morales
It's already too late...
Say goodbye to that smile you love so much...
Luke Cruz
I can't believe my nigga stannis is fucking gone
Luke Fisher
Only in S1, S7 and S8
Jacob Bell
for me, it's this tier list of hotness
Jeremiah Perry
>murders thousands of innocent children and burns an entire city to the ground
>Yea Forums suddenly loves her now
God you're such a bunch of edgy contrarion faggots, does it ever get tiring being this predictable?
Adrian Cooper
Anyone else see the similarities between Robert Baratheon and Bill Clinton?
>both whoremongers
>both reigned during prosperous times (the rad 90s/festivals and jousting regularity for citizens)
>both married to manipulate bitchy cunts
Ethan Richardson
Is Burlington bar in chimpcago?
Isaiah Nguyen
why couldn't she just have sex lmfao
Jayden Brown
DING DING DING
BURN THEM ALL
Liam Cruz
how does fire explode brick?
Luis Davis
uh...no
Levi Smith
We just want to protect that smile bro
Brandon Wilson
I'LL KILL EVERY JON SNOW I GET MY HANDS ON
Bentley Cox
As long as he lives on in your heart, Stannis will be forever
Carter Rodriguez
love for frapuccino
Nolan Smith
'COUGH' 'BLEUGH' 'COGUUGH'
Oliver Long
absolutely correct user
inb4 seething danyfags
Evan Collins
John Thomas
Jeremiah Davis
>What woman hasn't committed genocide when her world crashes around her
Ryan Carter
>D&D send their regards
William Taylor
Reminder that as much as Tyrion and Varys knocked Dany before she ever actually did anything crazy, she was absolutely right to assault the castle. Her troops and dragons successfully took out the Iron fleet, the golden company and entered the city killing nothing but enemy combatants rather than civilians. Jon and any troops he could muster would've never been able to do those things or siege the city since Cersei can have Euron ferry food or supplies.
Fire and Blood worked until D&D's remembered Dany was supposed to go crazy so Jon can kill her
John Howard
Do the leaks say what happens to this guy after Jon kills Dany. I dont imagine he will approve of her being killed
Gavin Morales
Jon Arryn said I should marry a fish lady for Robert though
Benjamin Reyes
At least they blew shit up in the last episode.
Thomas Richardson
Fuck u bitch callin me short all the time well guess what now ur short on ur supply of my DICK how you like that lmao go cry to ur fucking dragon bitch
Hunter Cruz
She tried
She should have just raped Jon right here
Robert Evans
>ancient and beautiful city in Westeros
That's where you're wrong kiddo.
Hudson Hill
>I can't believe my nigga stannis is fucking gone
>implying he's fucking dead
Aiden Rodriguez
Could dual-wield Dayne take on the fookin legend himself?
Joshua Turner
No, i want a genocide gf
Also her without makeup and messy hair is cute
Ayden Perez
>La Goblina Arya Stark is now uglier than Brienne ever was
Based dabbing on aryafags
Jason Robinson
Yeah Im Thinking There Based
Hudson Martin
In terms of a 4 season stretch of television, nothing tops GoT. If we go by singular seasons, probably true detective or the wire.
Gavin Wood
based pusy poster
Nathan Reyes
>Implying Stannis is dead
Show me the body then
Daniel Carter
What could they possibly do in the last episode to save this trainwreck?
Jace Hall
Why didn't Dany make an epic speech to move all the plebs inside to revolt? Which leads to the next question, how the fuck did she manage to get heard from all the people in Mereen??
Kayden Torres
DELET THIS
Chase Gomez
>the scene where Ellaria Sand stabs Doran Martell
It's so stupid I can't even....
Ian Cook
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHY OH NONONO AAGHHHHHH OOOHGHAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME! AAAAAAGHHGAAGGAA SAVE ME LYANNA H-HELP NONONO
Ryan Jones
Nah. She's top cute in all seasons.
Liam Thomas
>What could they possibly do in the last episode to save this trainwreck?
Bran wakes up from his coma after being pushed out of the tower by Jaime
Mason Reyes
True Detective Season 1 was also based, i'd put it up there also
Jayden Martin
No he was a coward who wore armor. Karl could take him anytime
John Campbell
> No jon im sorry come back dont be gay! beside 5.6 is average height
Angel Murphy
No.
>this makes the dragon bitch go crazy
Aaron Taylor
Dragonstone is the traditional seat of the Crown Prince. Robert had no legitimate heirs when he was crowned which meant Stannis was the heir and so he was given Dragonstone. That doesn't take away from the fact he really should have also been Lord of Storm's End but Robert really didn't like Stannis.
Dylan Harris
RIP smirking whore of Braavos.
Adrian Rodriguez
I WANT TO KISS THIS WOMAN
Andrew Powell
Nathan Nelson
she sees to understand women well, very self aware
Jordan Sullivan
>If her father got killed for supporting Stannis, she is now the rightful heir to the iron throne
what?
Samuel Martin
Who becomes King after Bran? He cant have sex and produce an heir
Nicholas Rodriguez
based
William Edwards
youtu.be
was it kino?
Joseph Myers
So was Ellaria and that one septon crushed in the rubble too?
Gavin Green
I still wish the mountain gave missandei a leonidas kick off the wall instead of cutting off her head
Bentley Hernandez
WAIT
WAIT
WAAAAAAAAIT
Luis Howard
lol Havsecs dany
Juan Richardson
If there really is a democracy ending they’ll elect someone else
Ryan Lopez
>"D-do you...?"
John Morales
>Arthur Dayne
Wields two longswords, gets taken out from behind by Howland Reed while facing Ned, Reed isn't a manlet
>Fookin legend of Gin alley
Wields two daggers, gets taken out from behind by Jon Snow while facing a woman, Jon Snow is a manlet
Ryan Rogers
>We are going to honor Oberyn's memory by murdering his beloved brother
>Wait, why? Because he won't let you kill Myrcella? Oberyn specifically said that you don't hurt little girls in Dorne-
>WEAK MEN WON'T RULE DORNE ANYMORE SLAY QUEEEEN
The worst thing about this is that Dorne had a literal unironic, feminist storyline where the oldest daughter of Doran is ultimately confirmed as successor to the throne of Dorne despite having brothers (flying in the face of the way things work everywhere else in Westeros). And D&D decide to cut her from the show entirely so that Jamie and Bronn can do a medieval James Bond mission against some Mexican whores.
Jose Phillips
He rapes himself
Jack Roberts
septa*
Adrian Ramirez
Was it rape?
Carter Reyes
>was it kino?
Joshua Lewis
IT JUST DOESNT MAKE SENSE. THIS IS A COMPLETE SHIFT IN PERSONALITY. OMG SHE WAS SO KIND AND GRACEFUL BEFORE. HOW COULD SHE KILL PEOPLE. HOW COULD SHE KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE. I THOUGHT THAT SHE WOULD BE TOTALLY FINE AFTER LOSING EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE AROUND HER, I NEVER SAW THIS COMING. WOW TOTALLY NEVER SAW THIS COMING AT ALL HOLY FUCK, ZERO HINTS WERE DROPPED. ABSOLUTE 360.
Brayden Williams
Why is she so sexy when she's angry and murderous
Landon Flores
Arianne is just as retarded as the Sand Snakes though. As a matter of fact all the Martells are morons.
Isaac Green
NO
> Dany hated this
Connor Wood
*close up*
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT ACT?"
Joseph Walker
Kayden Gray
It was beautiful
Lincoln Wood
>the books will be out any day now
Joshua Clark
if bait, try harder
if not bait, try watching the show, but this time open your eyes and turn on sound
Kayden Foster
why is jon such a beta bitch?
i blame jon for the murders, desu
Jose Powell
Lord Selwyn Tarth (her father) is now the closest bloodlime related to claim the iron throne, now that Cersei is gone
As he supported stannis earlier, he coukd have been killed off, making Brienne his inheritor, and thus the heir to the iron throne
Ethan Peterson
>drogo will never rape me
sad
Alexander Turner
Pretty sure Ellaria was left to die iirc.
The septa who kept saying shame was raped to death.
Nicholas Roberts
>Jaime sat alone at the table while the shadows crept across the room. As dusk began to settle, he lit a candle and opened the White Book to his own page. Quill and ink he found in a drawer. Beneath the last line Ser Barristan had entered, he wrote in an awkward hand that might have done credit to a six-year-old being taught his first letters by a maester:
>“Defeated in the Whispering Wood by the Young Wolf Robb Stark during the War of the Five Kings. Held captive at Riverrun and ransomed for a promise unfulfilled. Captured again by the Brave Companions, and maimed at the word of Vargo Hoat their captain, losing his sword hand to the blade of Zollo the Fat. Returned safely to King’s Landing by Brienne, the Maid of Tarth.”
>When he was done, more than three-quarters of his page still remained to be filled between the gold lion on the crimson shield on top and the blank white shield at the bottom. Ser Gerold Hightower had begun his history, and Ser Barristan Selmy had continued it, but the rest Jaime Lannister would need to write for himself. He could write whatever he chose, henceforth.
>Whatever he chose …
Jackson Carter
>they don't realize the master plan
3 Eyed Raven will make First Men, Andals and the Rhoynar worship him as the Children of the Forest once did. they will offer him their children to act as his new host and disciples. He will jump from one body to the next and be an everlasting everwatching God over Mankind.
Leo Thompson
Oliver Campbell
>“Every year, I took a holiday. I went to Pentos, there's this tavern, on the banks of the Pentoshi Bay. Every fine evening, I'd sit there and order a Dornish Red. I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with your sister and maybe a couple of incest abominations. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy.”
This scene literally brought me to tears bravo Nolan
Landon Gomez
Nice
Jose Nguyen
Unironically looks like beccabea
Benjamin Russell
Caleb Thompson
>happily ever after
What show has this roastie been watching for the past 8 years?
Aiden Murphy
What the fuck are you talking about?
How does any of this make any sense to you?
Ian Rivera
> yes
and thats a good thing!
Nolan Phillips
attention
Charles Collins
Henry Davis
>Yes Dany, I don’t care that we’re aunt an nephew anymore. I love you and want you to have my children. Let’s go, I bought this house in Braavos with this cool red door, it even has a lemon tree out front, we can forget about the throne and live there.
Kayden Phillips
>Yea Forums is one person
Nicholas Rodriguez
>Arianne is just as retarded as the Sand Snakes though
at least she's hot and thick
James Reed
you'll have to ask Bran about that one
Owen Myers
Already fucked your mum in the ass last night
Dominic Morris
She looks like Jordan Peterson
Kayden Cooper
kek at pic
Jaxson Martin
>Peace and Prosperity with Daario! Peace and Prosperity with Daario!
Nathaniel Edwards
Oliver Morales
>Jon doesn't want to lead
>Jon becomes commander of the nights watch
>Jon doesn't want to lead
>Becomes king of the north
>Jon doesn't want to lead
>Becomes king of the 7 kingdoms.
>This is the ending they've been planning all along
Robert Howard
Probably started watching in Season 6 when her black ex-boyfriend introduced her to the show
Jackson Harris
Can someone set this song to their death scene?
m.youtube.com
William Price
>tfw regal and elegant Rhaegar shat himself
They don't put that part in the songs
Aaron Williams
UNTIL THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST AND SETS IN THE EAST. WHEN THE SEAS GO DRY AND MOUNTAINS BLOW THE WIND LIKE LEAVES. THEN I WOULD STOP KISSING YOU, AND NOT BEFORE
Evan Rodriguez
>Briennepussy so lame it makes Jaime fucking die.
Xavier Gonzalez
MOTHERFUCKER, IF GENDRY ISN’T ON THE IRON THRONE BY THE END, I’LL BE PISSED. NAME ANYONE ELSE MORE WORTHY. YOU CAN’T, DEBATE ME, I’LL WAIT.
Isaac Gonzalez
That ass
Nolan Peterson
Daario is living the life there
Alexander Green
NAW.............NOWITENS
Robert Phillips
>Danny
Brody Garcia
>hes a showfag
Cooper James
Wouldn't that be gendry?
Tyler Wood
dany
she has a cool dragon
case closed
Jonathan Phillips
Bravo dd
Parker Rivera
Bran also doesn't want to lead so will it be a fight for who doesn't want it more?
Nicholas Bennett
Stannisbros, Danyfags, Barristanbros and Jaimechads unite
David Ramirez
>youtubemultiplier.com
got this to line up okay
Adam Anderson
You're literally retarded.
Please, explain away how Selwyn Tarth is related in any way to Robert / Stannis Baratheon.
Gavin Fisher
hotpie but unironically
Luis Rodriguez
Are there any good webms of the burning yet?
Robert Garcia
>you will never have a threesome where Margaery helps you take Sansa's virginity.
Why live bros.
Also
>no true queen of the Iron Isles
Connor Foster
>Jon doesn't want to incest
>becomes raped
>This is the ending the've been planning all along
Evan Smith
I'm just parroting the people I've been arguing with in YouTube comment sections.
Levi Watson
Only if gendry is legitimized by someone other than Dany
Because then you recognize her claim to the throne
Samuel Sullivan
nice
William Ross
why is your dog in a sock?
Luis Edwards
Grayson Gray
Do you guys watch the show with any normies? If so, what have they said.
>Dany and Jon should rule together
>I think all the Starks should rule
>I like the little guy
>Are dragons all mythical? Have they ever existed? (My mom)
>Evil queen Sersly
Daniel Moore
She makes my jewdar go off
Nathan Powell
Podrick
Logan Carter
Sopranos is above any other show. GoT is good 1-4, but not Sopranos. I might put Breaking Bad or True Detevtive S1 over GoT. Fucking fuck The Wire though lmao. That’s like some basic cable TV show with blood and swearing.
Aiden Carter
"Go on then, do your duty". Stannis leaned back, he knew the woman before him had the right and the might, he had failed in his quest, he had done the best he could. But he had lost. Now the only thing he could do before passing on to the black nothing was make someone else fulfill their burden.
Brienne laughed and started to disrobe, "wait" stannis thought, "what are you doing, it's much to cold wench". Brienne sucked in air as she pulled apart her big smelly cheeks and let out a putrid gas that filled the air like smoke, if the smell that entered stannis nostrils could be described by a color, it would be piss yellow. Stannis started couching, inhaling more gasclouds with each breath, "NO NO NO STOP IT, GIVE ME A HONORABLE END" Brienne cackled as she turned around, showing her hairy shithole, she let out again, this time longer and more pugent than before, "this must be worse than dragonfire" stannis thought as he puked on her rectum. The last thought that passes stannis mind before he choked to death on the brown mist was that the winds of winter had truly come.
Asher Morris
>Jon doesn't want to lead
>Jon becomes commander of the nights watch
>then gets stabbed and killed by his men cause he's a shit leader
>Jon doesn't want to lead
>Becomes king of the north
>lords immediately attack him for springing his plan to go see the Mad King's daughter and conspire to crown Sansa instead
>Jon doesn't want to lead
>Becomes king of the 7 kingdoms.
>will probably get overthrown by someone who can actually play the game and who has charisma, worships the Seven, isn't friends with Wildlings, grew up in and has friends in the South
He's shit
Christian Lewis
>have sex with Brienne
>die
>hold hands with Sansa
>die
>have sex with Gendry
>nearly die
>refuse to have sex with Dany
>survive
What did they mean by this
Nathan Lopez
I'm pleasantly surprised to see Melisandre so high all the time. I've spent years alone, thinking she was one of the hottest women in the entire show...
Cameron Anderson
Why didn't Cersei get her elephants?
Nathaniel Barnes
Totally betrayed the lore not having one tit out in every scene in Quarth
Nicholas Scott
Bran will just be in an eternal psychic state like the God Emperor so even when his body rots away his spirit will endure
Joseph Price
Too bad she's a Jew who only fucks niggers in her day to day life.
Ethan Johnson
>got called strange for thinking Jaime is the best character
never talking about this shit again with normalfags
Cameron Cox
My mom thinks it's bullshit that evil guys may win sometimes
Adrian Williams
Wire is fucking trash
Ryder Barnes
Wait, the white wolf is dead?
Parker Gray
Her last expression reminds me of Sally Field.
Cooper Smith
hmm
milkies
Jack Harris
>WELCOME TO QARTH, THAT GREATEST CITY THAT EVER WAS
Angel Lopez
My mom went on a four minute rant about how Jorah was pure and Dany didn’t deserve him.
Joshua Ward
your mom sounds based, learn how to tell a joke when one is said you stupid shut in
Logan Ross
>You know the guy from Aquaman? He was in game of thrones, he gave khaleesi the dragons
Liam Anderson
Put Punished Dany on A or S
Jacob Baker
Holy shit! She looks almost fuckable there.
Cameron Allen
>rejecting a crazed bitch
>anything but alpha
Brayden Flores
I wish they made human-sized socks like that. Could you imagine the comfy?
Gavin Harris
Yeah, her tits were even better when she was preggo
Charles Powell
> Who do i support you ask? well that would be one rightful king of westeros Stannis Baratheon of course!
Jayden Davis
based
dany and stannis are very similar
>both burned people alive
>both are tyrants
>both believe blindly in destiny
>both thought that they have claims to iron throne
>both got crazy at the end of their ways
Justin Reed
Based Dany
Parker Sanchez
based mom
Brayden Wright
nice
Liam Parker
So was Cersei’s plan to shoot the final dragon down then assuming they’d succeed with that, if they somehow were defeated in battle, she was gonna nuke the city and wipe her army, their army, and the civilians? I mean because all that wildfire started going off. Did she plant that there as her final gambit but it just failed because she couldn’t kill the dragon?
Nathan Gutierrez
>hop in dude
Nathan Jenkins
Reminder that D&D did this to another character during your precious Season 1 and nobody even noticed.
Daniel Bennett
Stan goes to hell kills the lord of light then resurrects himself and comes back to westeros in a gundam
Nolan Allen
She's literally the hottest, both in character and out.
Ian Edwards
a normie friend of mine supports the bran=nk thing and hopes jon will die
cerseifag and torgonudofag also
weird
Aiden James
based stannerchad
Daniel Gonzalez
ALL HAIL THE ROYAL TITS
Jack Reed
Dayne was aesthetic as fuck
Blake Brooks
>Breaking Bad over GoT 1-4
>Fuck The Wire
Sometimes I forget I share a board with people like this.
Nathaniel James
>no true queen of the Iron Isles
>lost in a fair democratic election against a dude who hadn't even been in the Iron Isles in years
Euron did nothing wrong
Carter Roberts
absolutely based
Charles Bailey
I agree
Connor Moore
we'll agree to disagree, i learned my lesson about not sticking my dick in crazy chicks, maybe someday you will too
Julian Fisher
dragons burned the budget
Carter Howard
GAME OF THRONES: VIETNAM
Owen Parker
It would be Gendry. Targaryans have no claim, they went berserk and got usurped. Gendry is the air to the iron throne. And Arya can be queen I guess. Bam. That’s the end.
Juan Nelson
DABID
DABID
LETS HAVE RURON AND JAMIE FIGHT JUST BECUSE IT WOULD BE COOL
Justin Diaz
who?
Ian Richardson
Qyburn's backup activates and he helps Bran and Jon jump dimensions to take D&D hostage and make them give everyone a happy ending
Colton Cox
Euron is going to cleanse Westeros of Tyrell and Hightower fucking shits
Kevin Garcia
The whole fucking bar overreacts to literally anything that happens. I seriously can't imagine being such a loser that I need to go to a shitty hipster bar in my shitty 'funny' Game of Thrones t-shirt that cost $120 to watch a TV show, just so I can scream and laugh and cry and hope to god that some hack Buzzfeed writer notices me.
>/ourbessie/ though
Bentley Stewart
The wildfire was planted by king Aerys way before, when he planned to nuke the city.
Samuel Edwards
>Being such a beta you think is an appealing male form.
Xavier Morris
Just turn your brain off bro. D&D didn't think that far, everything happened as D&D wanted it to happen, no characters had any plans or thoughts outside of their actions and what you saw
Easton Cook
your sister
Jacob Sullivan
...
Anthony Allen
Abstinence is the only way to prolong your life.
Logan Rogers
Stannis isn't dead.
Jeremiah Moore
R8 my updated soundtrack /got/
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Luke Stewart
I believe the supposed 'genocide' at Kings Landing has been over exaggerated.
Kings Landing population statistics show no major decrease in population between The war of the five kings and after Dany's invasion. Yet apparently a million died?
Furthermore, it's logistically impossible for that many people to be burnt to a crisp. The largest dragon-fire streaks could only burn 200 people at a time, and this took a minute to do it. If you do basic math, this means that it would take 3.5 days to cremate that many bodies. This is flat out laughable, as everybody knows Dany only took a day to conquer kings landing. At most, 100,000 - 150,000 people were burnt alive - not a million.
Even if we assume she could burn 400 at a time, it would still take almost 2 days.
Isn't it funny that the people of KL have used this supposed massacre to attack their political enemies and build up their own position?
I dunno man, it just sounds like a hoax.
Grayson Hall
REEEEEEE IM ON NO FAP
Cooper Mitchell
It's called a sleeping bag..
James Long
IM GONNA FUCK YOU INTO THE DIRT
Kayden Allen
BRILLIANT! WHERE'S THE CRAYON BOX?!
YOU ATE THEM ALL!?
WE NEED TO WRITE IT DOWN BEFORE WE FORGET!
Xavier Rodriguez
You mean Iraq
Jaxon Brooks
This.
>How come Ned just let that happen tho?
>I want them to find her brother =(
>oh no the puppies!
>does X like Y? I Want them to get together
>Arya should kill X. And Y. And Z. And A B and C
>Daenerys is the best-
HA! GET FUCKED, instant Danyfag in that moment.
William King
you can't say something like that and fuck off, story time nigga
Brandon Roberts
UURRRGG OWAAA
Evan Davis
G O D S
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Jaxon Phillips
What a shitty get
Blake James
She was dead serious, kek. My mom is very ignorant, but knows it, its cute. She even refuses to vote because she says she doesn't know enough.
>I know there are like komodo dragons and stuff, so have actual dragons existed?
Ryan Gomez
i watch it when it comes out with people i've known since high school, we're all bookfags
after that, i watch it with my dad, who's a heavy bookfag and has been waiting for martin to finish it as long as i can remember
friends from watching party think show dany is too inconsistent to start going book mode now, while my dad knows she's always been mentally ill and he's seething about how much they ruined jaime and stannis
Ryder Butler
the work continues
Jaxson Price
greyworm is going to die right?
Lucas Harris
The rape Theon
It was beautiful
You're a good man
Nicholas Scott
>yfw no airheaded mommy waifu
Fucking kill me already Jesus.
Owen Evans
Andrew Butler
I think a reason why most smallfolk don't like Dany, yet the slaves of Essos loved her is because the smallfolk don't see themselves as slaves (even if they might as well be). They don't want some foreign conquer to 'free' them
Aaron Rogers
>in denial about R+L=J
>in denial about mad queen Dany
When both of these happen in the books he will suicide
Grayson Rodriguez
That the books will never be finished
Ayden Robinson
greyworm kills Jon
Connor Howard
>Literally one episode left
>S-stannis isn't dead.
How do you live with such delusions.
Kayden Howard
>She even refuses to vote because she says she doesn't know enough.
based and humblepilled
Leo Flores
there was winged dinos so guess that kinda counts
Adrian Baker
Is your dad on the Ashara train?
Charles Hernandez
Someone get this fucking Old Nan crazy person out of here.
Aiden Walker
>aged well
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
2019 Dany, like 10 years older and after 2 brain aneurysms looks better than 2019 Salsa. It's sad because she was a top tier QT in her prime.
Jacob Edwards
nth for Stannis
Brody Morris
Jon kills him while calling him the n-word
Daniel Carter
>fair
>euron pulls out magic bullshit
Fuck out of here
>hightower
>shit
I bet you worship the seven you cuck. Hightowers are the biggest brain house in all of Westeros.
I agree with the Tyrells though.
In conclusion Asha best girl.
Aiden King
He’s Asor Ahai? Well he’s not a Baratheon, the last true King was Robert and Gendry is next in line.
Camden Baker
Damn if you're only a jap you could have unironic sex with your mommy waifu
William Long
they just tired of digging potatoes for nothing
if dany burns every single living lord wars will stop and they will be happy
Michael Morris
Sansa has actually aged OK compared to most women
Gabriel Carter
He was being facetious you autist
Kayden Kelly
>happen in the books
Landon Collins
Justin Sanchez
My mom really likes the show and even she said she was disappointed with this season. Also she can never say the characters name's right even after all these years. I do have a friend who we make Bobby B jokes all night while drunk. It's fucking great.
Michael Brooks
Also that vast majority of the soldiers she burns with her dragons are commoners themselves. It reminds me of when Smirkfu visited the KL orphanage and she said that the kids father was a brave knight, and the kid said he wasn't a knight, just a soldier
Andrew White
Randomly started thinking about the time Jaime charged at Dany/her dragon in season 7 and how all the Burlington Bar hipsters and twitter normies sided with Dany, muh dragons, and muh brown savages over Jaime and Westeros. Fuck them. I'm so glad they hate the show now like we all have since season fucking 5. Cunts.
Jonathan Cooper
My grandma (75 years old) thought dragons were real and that they used actual dinosaurs in the 1933 King Kong.
>”what year did the dinosaurs go extinct? I saw them in King Kong”
Carter Lee
You don't have to be legitimate to have a claim on the throne
Isaiah Thompson
there's no big story to tell, my circle of friends all told me that a certain girl was a psycho despite being hot and charismatic. i ignored their warning, somehow got in her pants despite her being out of my league, realized she's a nutcase after a few days, refused to sleep with her any longer, and then she told me she'd kill herself if i didn't come back to her. i broke all contact, now she's says hi to me when we run into each other, like nothing happened
don't stick your dick in crazy user not unless you have a solid escape strategy
Jackson Rivera
She's 23 you know
Carice Van Houten aged well, Sophie looks like she's 33
Eli Stewart
The assumption that the small folk should like her is also pure insanity from a deluded mind. Her father was the Mad King and she has yet to show the people any reason why she's any better than Cersei.
Andrew Butler
That doesn't surprise me. women love jorah.
Christopher Brown
Easton Phillips
(1)
Nicholas Martin
Your grams is based af
Evan Campbell
based cough poster
Juan Evans
>if dany burns every single living lord wars will stop and they will be happy
I'm sure no violence whatsoever will result from that massive power vacuum, user :^)
Wyatt Murphy
Not fighting this ranking but
>not rating this chick
>no Meera Reed
losing some of the better waifus here
also kek at loras
Henry Bailey
showfag
Carter Harris
Well she freed the shit out of KL anyway.
Robert Howard
That’s it? I thought from the beginning that she was gonna sac the city to kill the good guy’s army assuming she could shoot the dragon down, then I thought my suspicions were confirmed when the wildfire went off, but maybe that would have been too cool of an idea...?
Nicholas Lee
My mom fucking adores Jaime.
Adrian Cook
>I MADE MY MONEY BEIN A BIG BITCH
Xavier James
Someone else make a male version, I've already posted mine too much.
Brayden Turner
he was clearing playing his role as a scumbag to cope with going back to cersei
Jackson Wright
i'd rank them but the list has very few female characters, i think those are all that i could select, unless i missed some
Nathan Turner
How many times have you posted this so far?
Nathan Davis
You do if you want your claim to be recognized
see: daemon blackfyre & the rest of the blackfyre rebellions
Jaxon Cook
Dany and Jon ruling together makes perfect sense than the contrived bullshit they have done.
Ryan Moore
Black people are pathetic...........
Evan Turner
...
Liam Myers
She has lost her figure now, but when I was a younger, she was unironically a mega-milf. She also coddled the fuck out of me, I didn't learn to be independent until I went to uni. It's honestly a miracle that I didn't become a mommyfag.
Nolan Foster
>2019 dany
>looks better
depends on your taste, i suppose
Logan Thomas
Aged well power rankings:
Melisandre >> Dany > Sansa > Cersei > Olenna >>> Brienne >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Cat's corpse > Arya
Xavier Reed
She's referring to Missandei being POC you fucking dumbass
Aaron Price
*unbends Dick*
Tyler Davis
Do "claims" even matter anymore? Cersei has been queen for years now despite having absolutely no claim and apparently Bran's gonna be the new kang
Jack Williams
none from the peasants :^) dothrakis will periodically raid them so they need to work non stop the soil if they want to survive
wa la
Charles Hughes
i wish nick watched got so he could shit on it on the show
Justin Reyes
The closest targ blood left after the sandsnakes
Jace Long
I find it hilarious that Yea Forums suddenly loves and argues in favor of GoT as soon as the normies don't like it anymore
Why is Yea Forums so extremely contrarian?
Xavier Hughes
I fucking hate you
Juan Morgan
This was when I was like 12. She died years ago at 90. But yeah. She thought dragons were some long-extinct animal like a mammoth and that dinosaurs lived up until the 1930s.
David Scott
I should've prefaced that quote with it being said back in season 4.
Jackson Stewart
>Melisandre #1
Good taste user. I approve.
Ayden Butler
It's always been that way. Yea Forums has never been about liking what you like. It's about following the herd mindset even if its in the direction right towards a cliff.
Josiah Gutierrez
KINGSLAYER
Thomas Myers
it's called schadenfreude. Extremely annoying, insufferable and killable people hate the show now for dubious reasons when they should have hated it years ago. They're inconsistent babies. It's not about liking the show, it's about reveling in the misery of retarded, obnoxious normalfaggots.
Noah Jones
Normies are the ones being contrarian and defending Dany.
Lincoln Baker
You are sleeping on Gwendoline Christie. She has maintained her appearance pretty well considering what she had to start with.
Nathan Scott
but that list is pretty much all the women with a faggot 3 eunuchs and a mtf tranny in the mix
Luis James
BASED AS FUCKING SHITE
Sebastian Jenkins
She looked ok in the show. I guess she had good make up then.
Melisandre is absurdly beautiful, she mogs most women 20 years her junior
Samuel Murphy
So just like anime?
Ethan Richardson
Have you actually read a single one of the 100+ threads here today?
Elijah Long
DANYS BIG BRAPPER
Julian Evans
Don't you remember the passage where Asha wants Stannis' cock?
Leo Nguyen
That makeup is atrocious, Jesus. She was without makeup on the show and looked nice
Dylan Bell
is it me or everyone in the show got fat?
Austin Turner
Ryder Butler
Like?
Dany lost weight. Gilly gained some. Everyone else seems fairly constant.
Jeremiah Powell
imagine her riding her cock with that expression
Evan Carter
>Gilly gained some
Pics?
Samuel Gray
Aaron Brooks
She lost the weight she gained from season 6 kek.
Chase Davis
>everlasting everwatching God over Mankind.
Game of Warhammers
Aiden Wright
Jeremiah Phillips
Wooden doors man, wooden doors
Ethan Jones
>Arya not in a negative tier
>no distinction between prime Sansa/regular Sansa and prime Dany/regular Dany
>Melly not in a SS tier
>Brienne above barely legal Bad Poosay and mummy Snek
>Greyjoy Dyke above Cersei
what a gay list user
Ayden Bailey
Well she's right.
Matthew Ward
Samuel Johnson
Dominic Brown
he was a good man, a good friend, she was beautiful
Dylan Bell
yes, that's why she liked it
Ethan Rivera
Are they supposed to give away the "twist" in the post show credits? This is the same as them saying Jon was staying dead.
Carson Foster
where's Olenna
Joseph Reed
This would be totalen kino.
Brayden Jones
>QARTH,
>GREATEST CITY THAT EVER WAS
Choose one, busrider nigger.
Jacob Bailey