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First for 20 goodmen
1st for based dany
COME ON SCORE SUM FUCKING POINTS
fuck niggers
For based Raudmur
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How do we solve Jon's gayness?
>If you think this has a happy ending, you haven't been paying attention.
Where do MEMES go?
Fuckin white men
Why did the Mountain suddenly gain sentience?
1st for best character
Everyone stop being a faggot for a second. Did ser pounce make it out? Is he still alive?
>tfw no punished dany gf
Fingers crossed that Jon puts that fucking animal down. Pic not related, i'm talking about the one that committed a war crime by throwing a spear into an unarmed POW and started slaughtering thousands of innocents
>Season 1-2 Sansa
Clegenbowl would have been great if there was any meaning to the fight. What where they fighting for? Was the Mountain even sentient? What the fuck was even happening?
Post forgetting memes.
based
>Littlefinger really isn't coming back
What will be her role with Aegon around?
Build me a time machine bros so I can go back in time to 900ish AD. Would you guys do it if you could never come back?
i just had sex with my bf
i told him to suck my dick
he said you first
i dint want to suck dick today
he dint suck mine
no dick sucking today
2nd best character
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
>Elia martell was bedridden after the first child and almost died after the second one was born
>lyanna stark died after giving birth in the tower of joy
What the fuck was up with raeghars dick?
The bells mean
>the king is dead
>an invasion
>surrender
It can get real confusing at times.
I have to applaud Dabid for for their final subversion, even if it was unintentional: subverting the normalfag audience who are used to cheering for Dany, her armies and her dragons like it's a football match. Showing the true extent of what she's capable of by slaughtering the civilians of KL and showing that the Dothraki are savages that don't belong there, showing that the Unsullied are just slaves that know nothing other than murder, showing that even the Northmen 'good' guys are still violent animals when they get the opportunity... all of it makes the normalfag viewer realize that the characters he's been rooting for all along are the same type of scum as the 'bad' guys, if given the chance. I had the biggest grin on my face as I imagined the utter shock on the normalfag's face as the Northmen slit women's throats, while the Lannister soldiers try to get the civilians to safety, and the viewer realize he's been a gullible retard who's been seduced by Dany's looks, charisma, dragons and epic music that plays as she burns people alive. Bravo, D&D.
GODS WE WAS REDDIT THEN
The red Keep has never been taken but Kings landing has a universal signal for surrender?
>Sandor could have had this
>ran away to jump in a fire
FUCK
Castamere began as a mine like Casterly Rock. After building curtain walls to guard the entrance with two stout towers, the Reynes constructed keeps and halls. As the gold and silver dried up, the mine below was widened and converted into halls, galleries, bedchambers, and a vast underground ballroom. While the surface fortifications resembled those of a minor lord or landed knight, nine-tenths of the castle was subterranean
Castamere sounds so fucking cool.
I miss him, /got/ :__;
>"You're arrogant. I like that."
>"Oh Jaime, I've always loved you, let's die together like true lovers"
What did she mean by this?
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He didn't know how to keep it in his pants, that's what happened. Targ fuckin shit killed a kingdom for a boner
didnt varys say he hate bells ringing because it reminded him of slaughters?
looks like dumb and dumber forgot their own writing
>story arch
Opinion discarded.
Prophecy babies are hard to squeeze out.
Here's a thought experiment for you guys.
A man named Euron Greyjoy is in a fight with a man named Jaime Lannister. During this fight, Euron delivers lethal blows to Jaime, though he has some time before he will succumb to them. Jaime then delivers lethal blows to Euron. As Euron is dying, he says "I am the man who killed Jaime Lannister". Jaime then walks away from the fight and later dies from a roof falling on him, killing him instantly.
So was Euron right? Was he the man who killed Jaime Lannister?
hell no
>"I'm burning down there..."
She marries fake aegon to bring the Golden Company under her control
Tore their innards out
Anyone choosing to go back in Western history further than like 1880 would be literally insane to pick any time other than Ancient Rome in its golden age. Medieval life was absolute shit.
hey wine aunt, did you think you discovered something important?
You're both wrong
Well from the sound of it no, it was a roof falling on him that killed Jaime Lannister.
Jaime committed suicide by even showing up
Yes, imagine the possibilities if i could bring a modern sword
He was the reason the roof killed him though.
>GIVE YOUR AUNTIE CUMMIES RIGHT NOW!!!!
What do, user?
low key reminder that Oona chapman is the only attractive queen in the entire show.
Characters you are disappointed survive:
Arya
Sansa
Brienne
He blocked his path, so yes
Its been 4 years and im still upset about Stannis
>stanley
>Honk
Yeah if you like radon poisoning I guess
NED CAN YOU PLEASE KILL THE DOTHRAKI WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEE
Obey, if it can make her happy. And pregnant
>We could have had based final boss Madara get killed by based Guy, and for Guy to give his life to kick Madara's shit halfway across the planet
>Instead we got a bunny milf NOTHIN PERSONELLING Madara
> J o n im begining to think your gay ive been here for 5 hours and you still havent fucked me, WHY?
Sansa unleashed is the only thing that can save him now
Imagine if they played the rains of castamere during the end credits after dany's rampage
>The red Keep has never been taken
Except for twice when it was.
Jon is /volcelgang/
>Targs are just Uchihas in disguise
how could I have been so blind
I don't care if she was just finished telling a story about her anal warts and disease ridden, leaky vagoo, I'd fuck this woman until I die of zinc deficiency.
And when my cock would be burning, painfully sore from hours of unlubricated penetration, I'd down as many erection pills as I could, then just keep going in every hole or position fathomable. Even though at that point I'd be feeling nothing but discomfort, I wouldn't stop until every single drop off cum my body is physically capable of producing is ejaculated. And it fills her tight warm vagina and drips from her sweet plump lips down her bountiful, perfect tits. And on my final load I'd collapse lifeless on her, face buried between her chest with a joy that no Human or God would ever know on this plane of existence for the history of the entire universe.
>hehe, look at her go Ned. She's burning the women and children now."uhhh Rubart we kant kill her. She jast a lil girl." Bet you feel pretty fucking dumb now eh? Ned, I tell you, if I could go back and do one thing I'd go back and give Stannis a speedboat so he could get to dragonstone in time to waste that genetic abomination. The way I see it Ned the screams of every one of those children is on your conscience. Now, LANCEL MORE WINE!
??????
Based and Iwanpilled
This is the most authentic Dany has been since Season 1
why does she have man hands?
jonlet is gay
>Arya could have saved a million lives if she just said "you don't have to fight a battle, I'm going to go kill Cersei, just show up in King's Landing next month and you can just walk in"
>Instead she kept it a secret for literally no reason
Oh well, at least she went on a 1000 miles journey only to turn around at the literal last second.
>run out of ammo
>you are know fucked
>Characters you are disappointed survive:
Arya
Brienne
Tyrion
Jon
Tormont
Sam
Is Burlington bar in Chicago? I wanna go and try and fuck green haired skank.
That is true dedication...
I would still do it, maybe I'm insane
Euron is a very important and complex character. In the end, his story is beautiful whether or not he was the man who killed Jaime Lannister. He has many motivations and they were all carefully constructed to build a well-written and three dimensional man.
I love Brienne's character, but Brienne dying in the Long Night would have been a better end to her character than crying like a bitch after Jaime pumped and dumped her for Cersei and then did nothing else.
Fucking hell, Brienne's earliest arc involved Jaime committing one of his first truly altruistic acts by going back to save Brienne when he didn't have to. With all of the show's teleportation magic, they could have had Brienne try to talk Jaime out of it the way the Hound talked Arya out of it.
That vision doesn't count because that was old KL. The city was moved and rebuilt at the start of this season.
>ran away to jump in a fire
Normies didn't listen
>go with a shitload of ammo and how to make ammo wikipedia page
>conquer a kingdom
>plebs now makes ammo for you
To be fair
>bunny milf
Was amazing for the fapfuel.
Cersei didn't say these things, it was DABID.
Yandere Dany is my favorite /got/ meme because not only is it canon, but it also makes me laugh and gives me a bonner at the same time
BRONN FUCKING BRONN FUCKING KILL HIM ALREADY AAAAAGH
>mfw the boys drop it.
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>the scene with kingslayer and the boar with the glowing eyes
11/10
>tfw /got/ threads is 75% people (you) fishing with meme images and one line opinions
>tfw by the time a conversation starts a new thread will be made and the first 100 posts will be wasted on people trying to be funny
>no modern machinery to make bullets
>you are know doubly fucked
>you will never hate/love fuck the mad queen and save/burn KL with her
>she will never make you a rad valyrian sword for you being loyal to her
Someone did it.
New leak
>Jon and Dany are having a back and forth about what she did while inside the Throne Room.
>After several minutes he kneels pledges himself to her, again.
>Dany tells him Sansa has caused many problems and that her and Drogon are headed North to leave it in ashes, he is to come with her to prove himself loyal.
>Looking shocked, Jon pulls his sword.
>Jon kills Dany by stabbing her through the heart, she instantly ignites on fire. He says "I love you, and I'm sorry".
>He pulls his sword from her, it is in flames.
>Dothraki kneel, Unsullied drop their weapons.
>Greyworm runs towards him and Drogon burns him.
>He drops his sword and the fire goes out.
>He sits / falls onto the throne in shock as what he has done. He is holding back tears.
>People come walking into what is left of the throne room, even Howland Reed is there, along with Yara, Sam and many more from a few Northern Houses and new Prince of Dorne
>Bran with his Three Eyed Raven eyes, still at Winterfull, comes out of his trace and looks at Sansa to say "It is done".
>Drogon walks behind the Throne chair and screams.
>Everyone inside the Throne room all kneel. Followed by what's left of the civilians and armies outside.
there are two more scenes after this but this is all i know. this scene is 14 minutes and some change. there is a time jump and a bit of rebuilding that took place in three locations, i don't know what those are. I guess Kings Landing, Nights Watch or the wall and Winterfell I assume. I do know they wanted a shot of Kings Landing after rebuild but it was after the set was destroyed but there may be a cgi shot, not sure about that either. the leaks that are floating around are laughable and people are freaking out about it. should know better.
F for Varys and Sandor
>BRONN FUCKING BRONN FUCKING KILL HIM ALREADY AAAAAGH
He's gonna die at the age of 80 with a whore suckking his cock
>Sansa got fucked by this guy
people don't give this retard enough shit for literally throwing the kingdom into chaos
What song do you think should be played during the credits of last ep?
I nominate firestarter or in the air tonight
>Robert wants me to be his hand, I don't like leaving the norf but he's my king, I'll give his son Sansa too, make her useful
>Caught Bran peeping in the windows of the brothel last time we were in town, why does he keep doing that
>Robb keeps reading stories about a nobleman taking a peasant as his wife, caught him writing one the other day. Doesn't he know that's dishonorable
>Arya is scary to look at, I should get her a teacher so she stops hounding me all the time
>Fuck you Jon Arryn you made me marry a trout, I'm glad you're dead
>Jon reminds me of Lyanna. That makes me sad, I should send him up to the wall so I'm not sad anymore
>Gods I miss Ashara
>For the past 7 seasons, the show-runners have written a parody of the original Daenerys, choosing to present her as a messiah-like protagonist with 21st century morals. She makes mistakes, but everyone she ends up burning seems to always conveniently deserve it, or is someone that is quickly forgotten by the audience. Scenes of her incinerating her enemies are lit beautifully, complimented by her inspirational musical theme-song of choir and drums, and almost always take palce at the climax of the episode. Try to count how many times an episode ends with her dragons roaring heroically as uplifting music play and the picture cuts to black. The audience is very much made to believe that she is the PERFECT protagonist, and we are invited to cheer on and feel inspired as she manifests her destiny in conquering everything in her path and taking the Throne, the obvious best choice. Sadly, this interpretation is closer to fanfiction, one that the show-runners decide to stop in episode 5 so they can bring back the original Daenerys, the one we know in the books.
thoughts?
>implying its impossible to make handmade bullets
Wait. He fucked the Queen?!
Based and Reasonable
The bitch was set up to die so fucking hard after getting knighted. But instead no one of any kind of consequence died in The Long Night, and Brienne was just added to a long list of character's assassinated by D and D
He probably made it out of the city before the fighting started and is having wholesome adventures with Davos
>Jon refuses the throne and Stannis enters the room
He’s not an uggo. My sister had a crush on him when he was playing an autistic boy in Misfits
I'm sorry but D&D fucked up the conclusion to the most popular TV show of all time. This is more of a cultural meme moment than the opening sequence of The Dark Knight Rises.
Fourth wall was broken
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lol the danyfag is on the verge of tears
Based and crazypilled
>pleb makes shit tier ammunition
>the only gun you brought from the future jams in the middle of a battle
>you are now beheaded
>while Barristen kinda forgot how to fight or wear armor
Joooon come with me
>He wanted to fuck the Queen
>He ended up fucking the Queen
It's like poetry, it rhymes
He saw them too. They were armored all in snow, it seemed to him, and ribbons of mist swirled back from their shoulders. The visors of their helms were closed, but Jaime Lannister did not need to look upon their faces to know them.
>Five had been his brothers. Oswell Whent and Jon Darry. Lewyn Martell, a prince of Dorne. The White Bull, Gerold Hightower. Ser Arthur Dayne, Sword of the Morning. And beside them, crowned in mist and grief with his long hair streaming behind him, rode Rhaegar Targaryen, Prince of Dragonstone and rightful heir to the Iron Throne.
>“You don’t frighten me,” he called, turning as they split to either side of him. He did not know which way to face. “I will fight you one by one or all together. But who is there for the wench to duel? She gets cross when you leave her out.”
>“I swore an oath to keep him safe,” she said to Rhaegar’s shade. “I swore a holy oath.”
>“We all swore oaths,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, so sadly.
>The shades dismounted from their ghostly horses. When they drew their longswords, it made not a sound. “He was going to burn the city,” Jaime said. “To leave Robert only ashes.”
>“He was your king,” said Darry.
>“You swore to keep him safe,” said Whent.
>“And the children, them as well,” said Prince Lewyn.
>Prince Rhaegar burned with a cold light, now white, now red, now dark. “I left my wife and children in your hands.”
>“I never thought he’d hurt them.” Jaime’s sword was burning less brightly now. “I was with the king...
>“Killing the king,” said Ser Arthur.
>“Cutting his throat,” said Prince Lewyn.
>“The king you had sworn to die for,” said the White Bull.
>The fires that ran along the blade were guttering out, and Jaime remembered what Cersei had said. No. Terror closed a hand about his throat. Then his sword went dark, and only Brienne’s burned, as the ghosts came rushing in.
They massacred our boy...
This, everyone always goes on about
>muh honorable roger muh harp prince
But raeghar is basically the gavrilo princip of westeros, except worse.
This is completely accurate and a good summary of this fucked situation
Someone shop this to say "I am the man who fucked the Queen"
Are you fucking implying the Castameres didn't have fucking radon detectors throughout their castle?
If Eddard had permitted the killing of Dany, how would the rest of the show been different?
based
>race cursed with magic fire power, but inevitable descend to madness
is GoT an anime for normalfags?
I’d fuck him
You're unironically missing the point. If he didn't hold him up, Jaime and Cersei would've had time to escape and survived. So yes, his actions resulted in the death of Jaime Lannister
This is the closest we'll get to irl anime girls
>fal
>ak
>ever jamming
>Barristan died for a shitty romance between a mutt and a cockless dog who committed actual war crimes
This would never have happened if they listened to Kevan
Why did Aerys ask for Robert's head after killing Ned's father/brother?
>White hair
>Life was on the verge of being totally ruined
>Raised an army of nomads, slaves, mercs and those that see them as a true hero that will save the world
>Has a secret inner power that is foretold
>Fucks over all their friends for their own needs
>Kills hundreds for their own needs
When does Dany get seen as a hero? Like this guy here?
So legit question, how long is it gonna take to repopulate and rebuild King's Landing?
>tfw Rhaegar didn't set Barry Stan loose on the cuck
>tfw no peaceful kingdom, united to eternally btfo ironnigger shits and the Great Other
So much
Book Rhaegar knew that anything was worth it to ensure the birth of Azor Ahai and saving the world.
Show Rhaegar? I guess he just really needed that Northern ass.
Reminder to put "just had a visit from an escort" or something similar in ur post to piss off the NPC's who would otherwise reply "have sex".
>She was always set up to be mad
>Well maybe so b but.
what a dumb faggot
Why do you keep posting .webms from different sites? Post them on and link them.
Kevin and Mace didn't deserve that.
After seasons of build up and some beautiful character development, Euron did in fact fuck the Queen and achieve resolution to his storyline. I can understand how you might miss this detail, as the showrunners went with an understated and elegant presentation for his arc.
cringe. have sex incel
Tolerable. No Dany, no Wall falling down, no Arya superspeeding the NK to death, no crazy bitch burning King's Landing to ash
he was really narcissistic to believe his son would be neo
>*jumps into her bath*
Melisandre's god-tiers, she wouldn't have to ask twice
The iron bank can help with this endeavor.
I know this won't happen but Greyworm legit needs to get stabbed next episode.
This. It felt pointless.
even if that were the case
>neighboring lords are now aware your only tactic is to shoot them from a distance
>ambush
>you are now triply fucked.
The bells were ringing when she was taken out of the city as a kid. The bells acted as a trigger.
>Blown up unceremoniously along with thousands of innocents, including the queen and most of her family for the crime of telling Cersei to get fucked
>Prince Rhaegar burned with a cold light, now white, now red, now dark. “I left my wife and children in your hands.”
>“I never thought he’d hurt them.” Jaime’s sword was burning less brightly now. “I was with the king...
>I never thought the Mountain would rape and murder women and children even though that is why my father keeps him for
I don’t get it
she was born on dragonstone, showfag, this is the first time she's seen king's landing
He's a fucking animal who started a riot of mass murder and rape. Dany at least has the excuse of being a crazy targ shit, Grey Worm just said "fuck the geneva convention, these soldiers who surrendered and had nothing to do with Missandei have to die, and fuck everyone else in this city too"
>sam was martin's self insert
>this motherfucker was DnD's self insert
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It was fanservice, plain and simple. He could have at least died protecting Arya instead of seeking revenge against a guy who’s already dead and falling out a building
Well, Rome was sacked in 410 AD and it took until 1500 for it to regain its former population...so probably a while for King's Landing.
BASED
Unironically how this scene was written:
>DB OK so Euron stabs Jamie in teh gut
>DBW I like that! But make it a 7" dagger so people know its a deathblow
>DB Sounds good, were already killing his character arc
>DBW Lets subvert expectations even more
>DB Yeah! Lets have a dying Jamie slowly crawl for his sword while Euron watches
>DBW What then?
>DW Then, we make sure to film it so everyone knows that Jamie is deffo going for the sword but it wont be a surprise to Euron
>DBW Yes! Then have Jamie get the sword and totally gut Euron
>DB While Euron watches the whole tiem?
>DBW Of course! And Euron will do nothing to defend himself against a one handed mortally wounded.
>DB Add in that Euron will die thinking he killed jamie, but in reality the roof will kill him.
I feel you user, I'm gonna go hop in the shower and beat the fuck out of my dick to her in about 15 minutes
>conquer a kingdom alone
>everyone fears the one man army that summon fire
>now i have a army for myself
>use them as human shield while i shoot enemies
It finally feels like a valid decision
Post qt Dany
This
Lannisterchads have been validated
It must suck letting your life revolve around stupid politics
Jon will kill him before dany
Delicious tears.
The same. Robert still ordered the assassination and it got fucked up by Jorah wanting to get his cummies with Dany. If Ned says he's ok with it, nothing changes
hot
Pussy lips, user
>Beat those guards from that scene barehanded in the books after he stormed out
>He gets killed by a bunch of street urchins bought by the rich of that city in the show
>no red jewel
>not an old lady
Did she forget it?
N + C = J
Was that an actual theory?
Have sex femcel
>proficient archer manages to hit you in the face
game over
Say you've named Dany over the first one, then laugh at showfags.
>tfw no more verts
Even /got/ has gone to shit
Aerys knew about the Southron Ambitions
>She just kinda forgot how her powers worked
>people still think it was Dany and not Bran behind this slaughter
Jesus you fucking brainlets
Okay I'm confused, why does Reddit like this episode when all the youtuber normies hate it? How redpilled is Reddit currently?
Good. She was right. Those were the same peasants that wanted Ned's head.
>uses armor
give up, you can't win against the medieval /k/ommando
RIP fucking Qyburn, only purpose was patching up Jaime, oversize ballistae and zombie Mountain
This guy got me through my black pill phase of hating the show. Now I just wait patiently for the books knowing that the show is literal fanfiction.
they need to have sex
It’s honestly a bit based
>It never ocurred to me that D&D would be stupid enough to mess with the fan favourites
Fucking femcels I swear to god
They took one of the best characters in the whole show and got rid of him on a whim because fuck it. People will have the gripes they have for the changes D&D did but this was by far the worst. It wasn't even in the original script. The actor who played him even said he just showed up for filming one day and said "hey your character is dying".
>oh boy I can't wait to find out about Qyburn's history and secrets this episode.
>Northmen slit women's throats, while the Lannister soldiers try to get the civilians to safety,
This was my favorite moment, pure subversionkino
I'm going to miss /got/ lads
Cersei marrying Ned sounds absolutely based
the long night was the eclipse.
>walk of shame episode
>REEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK ALL OF KING'S LANDING I HOPE CERSEI DESTROYS THEM WITH WILDFIRE
>Dany destroys kings landing with dragon fire
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING DAENERYS KILLING THOUSANDS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE
>be me
>honest northern lad going to war to save the kingdom
>win without much effort, feeling good, wonder wat my mums cooking for tea?
>fucking Johnny foreigner goes off on one and starts killing surrendering soldiers breaching all known codes of war
>oh well here I go killing again.jpg
Reddit is bitching too, they're pissed Dany is the Mad Queen
everything has its time and /got/ was a damned good one
What’s hilarious is that the great Westeroes gets culturally enriched video from season seven that everyone loved basically becomes the point of the show, just not with Jaime as the hero. But Dany and her immigrants are the bad guys.
Everyone remember this?
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Why did Stannis not marry someone from a Great House?
>Tywin destroyed House Reyne by stealing all their radon detectors
>bran gets sat on the iron throne
>as soon as the crown is placed on his head, he stares at the camera: "you fools, you have fallen for my master ruse! I have won this Game of Thrones!"
>he jumps out of the throne, throws a deep dab, and starts a fortnite dance medley as "Mask Off" plays in the background
if it wasn't so poorly executed and they hadn't totally butchered the whitewalker story, this might've been a great season.
>Season 7 Dany: tsundere
>Season 8 Dany: yandere
Which one is better?
I'm confused anons did winter come? Wasn't it coming? Where's winter?
lonely and mentally damaged Dany is best Dany
>Bran knows Jon is the next in line
>Bran knows Jon doesn't want it
>Bran knows that Jon would be willing to choose him as king
>Bran knows that being king is the only way he can have the power to watch rapes in person rather than through the wierwood net
We've come full circle
How does nobody know who the Lord of Storm's End is? Isn't that a really big deal? Especially for Brienne, whose house is sworn to whoever controls Storm's End and was serving the lords of Storm's End even before the Baratheons showed up?
FUCK THIS DRAGON BITCH
POST QT SANSA
how is it possible that we got the worst possible outcome with the fucking writing of this season?
every single plotpoint of this season has been a fucking disaster, even the editing is fucking horrible.
>how will we suffer through one more episode without him?
>Cersei marries Ned
>he isn't a seething cuck so he treats her right
>Catelyn marries Robert
>She's a dutiful wife and doesn't give a fuck as long he gives her legitimate children
>realm at peace
very based indeed
Can we get some more Robert posting up in here
Not only Reddit. But people are not mad because she is the MQ but the way they did it. This route was pretty obvious but D&D ruined it.
>3 eyed raven says north
Winter came, wanted no part of this shitshow, and promptly fucked off.
sansa is a backstabbing cunt and deserves the rope
>bran gets sat on the iron throne
>puts night king crown on
>NOW I AM THE NIGHT KING
>blizzard consumes King's Landing
>and who
>are
>YOU?
>The Radons of Castamere
Or... yeah. Reynes. Not the fucking Castameres that was their god damn castle. It's the Reynes and Tarbecks in that fucking rebellion. Fuck I'm retarded. I always fucking do that too.
Just checked /gameofthrones/ most people agree with ITT thread to be honest. Weird, why does youtube and twitter hate it? Why is reddit not part of the normie belt?
>Kings Landing
>innocents
>the king is dead, we surrender to your invasion
must be the most obnoxious sound ever
like who? Littlefinger's fake Arya? Daenerys? Sansa?
A slight yandere/tsundere mix who opens up completely and becomes the happiest person on the planet when you accept her feelings
>russian trolls take to the internet attacking Jewish game of thrones writers dabid & dicklet
i really really liked this too, the whole 'dany shows her true colors and the gang is horrified' idea is pure kino but everything around it is poorly written, sadly
Someone post emilia clarke from the glamour video so i can finally cum
Tsundere Dany is my favorite.
Nah two subversions in two episodes would be kinda lame.
"Well, well..."
hideous
Why does this hae so few views compared to the StarkNotes videos? It's kino.
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the day of pandering to normies is over, anyone with an ounce of understanding the lore saw this as a conceivable outcome
dany was always a crazy bitch
A mix would be perfection
This. Based
God fuck aaaaaa. I wish I was Ramsay except I would be nice to her
But I'm just a normal dude, brah
hi dany.
I would lick the sweat out from underneath her tits.
If Tywin was alive he'd make Cersei marry Dany.
It was a good charge
based sansa posters she's always been one of the best girls
Look at this homosexual
Tywin ordered the killing of the children as he knew it was necessary to kill them to gain Robert's trust
He mentions that at this point he did not know how savage Gregor was and did not think he would have raped Elia or mutilated the children
That's what they want you to think, then the mad lads will do it anyway. Consider your expectations subverted.
>tfw no genocide gf
>except I would be nice to her
That's why you still a virgin lmao
Wow, they even subverted the actors.
>Sansa as Asuka
Please don't insult my waifu by comparing her in looks to Sophie fucking Turner.
it's been set up since season one
I think it comes down to 2 things:
1. In the immediate aftermath of Robert's Rebellion, the Baratheons needed a fairly powerful house in the Reach who could be counted on to at least hate the Tyrells, mitigating any potential rebellion from Highgarden. Enter the Florents, who along with the Hightowers and Tarlys were all potential contenders for Highgarden and arguably deserved it way more before Aegon gave it to the Tyrells.
2. Stannis is a painfully unlikable boring cunt of a man. It speaks volumes that Renly, who was a flaming, practically open homo, was able to inspire more loyalty in a medieval society.
3. Robert seems to have taken some sort of special pleasure in embarrassing Stannis. He respected Stannis' abilities as a commander to name him Master of Ships, but he also gave him shitty, rainy Dragonstone instead of the prestigious Storm's End for no real reason. He arranged Stannis' marriage to Selyse Florent, and then he fucked Selyse's sister in Stannis' own wedding bed before the marriage, publicly acknowledged the bastard, and sent the child off to Storm's End. When it came to Stannis, Robert was an utter cunt for no real reason.
But these "white dude bros" are literal jews
Thought that was Ygritte
>yfw no Twyin POV flashback chapter about him trying his best to hold his lunch watching what Gregor did at his command, while keeping is usual pokerface for the sake of not showing weakness, because weakness means he comes his dad and that's worse than death.
Twyin would make an amazing POV character
I’m not though, girls like it when you don’t rape and torture them
>Sansa
That's Ygritte, you fucking tard
Be honest, /got/.
It's too late to protect her smile.
Next week is the finale. We've seen the leaks.
It won't end well for her.
(Checked)
I don't understand why you would name your kid after one of the worst characters. I seriously don't understand what people see in her
kill yourself retard
It’s true but I’d argue it didn’t become obvious until even a little after season 5.
>we will never get this
>(((Tegtmeier)))
Art's awful, assumed Sansa, sorry.
>nice to her
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>3. Robert seems to have taken some sort of special pleasure in embarrassing Stannis.
Would have been nice to see Stannis and Robert interact on screen. Stannis seems to have the relation with Robert as sort of a lieutenant. Robert tells Stannis to job and stannis says "how high?"
>Stannis is a painfully unlikable boring cunt of a man
oh so she’s a freak. best girl by a mile
>This is just her natural state of appearance when not wearing 20 pounds of make-up.
Natural beauty lads, never forget.
Sophia Lillis is literally the best choice and they need to make it before she gets to old.
We failed /ourgirl/. Her smile and optimism are gone.
>implying she wont smile when Jon finally gives her sweet release from her tormented life
Have at my taste.
fucking pleb
I think theres different types of haters currently.
1. People who hate what Dany has 'become' despite there being hints about her 'mad Targ' tendencies. They were fooled into believing her to be a great liberator and didn't realize shes just a ruler like any other.
2. People who enjoy the basic bones of what the story is trying to do but hate the rushed sloppy execution of it all.
>night king put up more of a fight in this video than in the actual show
What are you talk to ng about? Next episode a Mormonts finally gets inside Dany
I have two brothers. I am the middle one. I know EXACTLY what Stannis feels being the middle brother.
>hes boring and not fun
Y-YOU TAKE THAT BACK
If only she revealed her true glorious genocidal form before it was too late bros
>Dany X Cersei
Oh yes
To be fair, Dragonstone in the books is an amazing castle, and the last constructed in Valyrian style before the doom. The only issue is that it's got no good lands around it so it's not very useful by itself.
Storms' End probably comes with a fief and lands for peasants and shit, not to mention, it comes with the Stormlands along with it. Renly was not only named lord of Storms' End but also Lord Paramount of the Stormlands no?
Question: When season 8 was done filming, and Kit Harrenhal and Emilia Clark knew that their job in Game of Thrones was pretty much over,
what would stop them from going to some other country, say China or Russia, and just spoiling everything?
It's not like they can be sued for leaking secrets, since they are in a foreign country. If I murder someone in China, I won't get tried for it in America.
That's why Punished Dany is so hot, less makeup and messy hair = patrician taste
>YWN fuck the big woman
God it fucking hurts bros, I just wanna tell Brienne she is actually beautiful and that I respect her
>Melisandre - S
>Cersei - A
I don't need to see more to call you my negro
AIN'T WAR HELL? AH-HAHAHAHA.
Her face looks like its made of plastic
>that webm
incredible and saved
Arya and Catelyn are both C tier. Ygritte and whip snek in A. Apart from that I agree
the sword is coming for her
Couldn't be more normie
I'd kick the Dornish bitch down to C tier and the short-hair sand snake up to B tier at least.
I agree. It would have been nice especially to see how much of Stannis obeying Robert's orders was out of genuine affection/respect for his big brother and how much was just out of a sense of duty. Because it certainly seems like he resents the hell out of Robert for treating him like a lackey.
Don't get me wrong, I think objectively Stannis is the best potential king, and he's far better than the Lannister boys.. But he doesn't inspire the same kind of loyalty that his brothers do.
Question: Why are you asking such a stupid question?
I have a penis. So does Stannis. I know EXACTLY what Stannis feels being a male.
>People who enjoy the basic bones of what the story is trying to do but hate the rushed sloppy execution of it all.
Those are the ones who were seething for 2-4 seasons now. Nothing changed in that regard with this one episode. If anything it's one of the less sloppy ones. The people who only started seething now are 100% femcels. Not even Danyfags, Dany is hot af as a nazi so that shouldn't be a problem.
They'd never get another job again because they couldn't be trusted to keep contractual obligations.
Harrenhal?
Professional pride? The fact that they might want a career in the future?
MOVE IT
more...
you'd be blackballed from ever working again retard
is this fucking b8 did i get hooked?
>dom Cersei fists Dany the way she fisted Taena in the books
Excellent
>It's not like they can be sued for leaking secrets, since they are in a foreign country
Okay user listen to me carefully. You're a fucking retard
Yeah, well. I do used to hate her in other seasons but i got admit in this one she's pretty cute
off the table.
Shit, that makes a scary amount of sense. His whole fucking thing started with watching people have sex.
> BAD Pussy at C
fuck u (but based list otherwised)
Ideas of Ice and Fire was always a faggot
>CK2 mod
>use the command prompt to make Meli immortal
>conquer the kingdoms as Stannis, wait two generations until there's a male Baratheon again
>have him seduce Meli
POST MOAR IN NEW THREAD
But really, is there a character that can defeat Daenerys Targaryen? And I'm not just talking about Queen Daenerys with Drogon, Rhaegal, and Viserion, with the counsel of Ser Jorah Mormont, Ser Barristan Selmy, Missandei, Tyrion, Daario, and Varys, backed by the Dothraki WHORDE and the Unsullied. I'm talking about Queen Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm, Lady of Dragonstone, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, the Unburnt, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons.
Catelyn is not about sex appeal. She is what every married woman should aspire to be. Loves her family dearly and upholds her principles.
Brainlet post
Wait... holy fuck
Did she enjoy it?
she had to live because she's a big part of Jaime's character arc that goes nowhere because Jaime doesn't have a character arc
Have sex
Agreed, though I think part of what makes his character is the reserved mystique. The last man to speak at council, the secret machinations, the general who leads the reserve.
But if Cersei did it, it would make sense.
she's a lesbian
So they plan to air this in other countries in the future?
>retarded
>waifus asuka
Checks out
That's a yikes for me dawg
Are you ok retard?
based madlad
>why does youtube
youtube is all about shekel grabbing and people have been on that train for awhile and even if they like something that happened their going to shit on it for superchats.
Feels bad that my friends 2 year old, Dany will be bullied her whole life. Her parents have never seen GoT.
Don’t worry, the Dothraki immigrants will save Kings Landing’s population problem!