>Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts. I was given the title of master. They take a movie “The Last Samurai.” They have a 5-foot-2-inch little guy, whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care. He had never been to Japan. He doesn’t speak Japanese. He has never held a sword. They make him the Last Samurai. We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs] from everybody in the world saying, “That role was perfect for you. How did that happen?” Most of the people I know didn’t like the film and didn’t go see it. It’s just a classic example of Hollywood and the politics.
Let me tell you something that might be a bit dangerous. I was raised in Japan. I was schooled in martial arts...
Logan Sanders
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Colton Reyes
He seems to flip between being a gun loving boomer and a weeb.
Jaxson Green
Based
Charles Clark
So what is Steven Seagal? White, black, asian, maori, jewish, arab, chinese, japanese, native american or what??
Benjamin Kelly
he's american. A mutt
Easton Walker
yes
Brayden Torres
He's a master of karate, and friendship.
Nolan Reed
snatch every motherfucker birthday
Ayden Myers
>We got 450,000 phone calls [laughs]
I would laugh too because I can tell that’s a lie.
Asher Reed
>whether he was straight or gay, I don’t know. I don’t care.
Why did he arbitrarily throw this into the conversation when it was never brought up in the first place? Is he obsessed with fags like /pol/
Jace Williams
Why stop at 450,000?
Why not 40 bagillion million?
Kayden Brooks
>We got 450,000 phone calls
I want to see his phone bill
Carson Reyes
I'm not convinced he really said this
Grayson Cruz
Because everyone knows that Tom Cruise is a closet homo that cross dresses and gets gangbanged by a pack of niggers. Only closet manlet homos idolize Cruise.
Carson Myers
>They make him the Last Samurai
This isnt even what the title means lmao, a movie star and nerd should know that much at least
Nicholas Smith
He’s is everyone and everywhere
A child of the earth
Josiah Jackson
>Seagal Considers Tom Cruise To Be An Unworthy Homosexual
Nathaniel Jackson
Joshua Myers
Oliver Bell
Based if true
Levi Wright
He’s is every race, yet he is no race.
Josiah Edwards
He's a Jomon bull
Austin Carter
He is though. The only reason Cruise got so popular is because of Scientology black mailing hollywood executives to cast him as the star in blockbusters. He is a living Scientology advertisement.
Dominic Taylor
If they are really going to make a Metal Gear movie he'd be a perfect Kazuhira "Only Master race on Mother base" Miller.
Camden Taylor
A jew, not even kidding.
Jaxon Torres
>billed for receiving calls
Tyler Cruz
It's kind of cool how that lady looks like she's hovering around the place