>”Gondar files for bankruptcy!”
”Gondar files for bankruptcy!”
Blake Flores
Other urls found in this thread:
Julian Ramirez
>And bitcoin shall answer
Samuel Robinson
>Where was Gondor when the Stock market fell?
Nathaniel King
>what can stocks do against such reckless arbitrage?
Dylan Smith
Are tax posters actual people who are investors and tax workers? Or are they just googling some tax dictionary
Asher Gray
There will be no dawn for (white) men
Robert Johnson
What was Gondors tax policy? They did have taxes in Middle Earth right?
Ethan Wright
>and Rohan will file it
Caleb Sanchez
UBS wealth management here.
Dylan Ward
Stock broker, trade for fun
Robert Baker
I have a diverse cryptocurrency portfolio
Julian White
File your taxes you fools!
Isaiah Carter
I'm an accountant, it's a dead end soul crushing job that sucks all hope from you and leaves you an empty shell that once was inhabited by a human. Just leave me this little pleasure in life please.
Connor Ortiz
>Recession? Yes it affects us all.
Dominic Diaz
I'm a loan underwriter. I can sling some financial/credit related terms around, but I don't know much about stocks and taxes.
Cooper Williams
I have a Robinhood account. Otherwise I'm a small business owner.
John Lewis
I worked in financial services for 15 years. Now I stock milk at Kroger.
Grayson Cox
>Tell me, friend: when did Saruman the wise abandon premiums for contracts?
Brody Smith
>Otherwise I'm a small business owner.
Isn't it a bit early in the year to start a lemonade stand?
Lucas Garcia
Awful meme
Jeremiah Hall
The interest rates are rising! Credit default is at hand!
Matthew Robinson
>Kroger
Which southern tribe do you hail from, friend?
Elijah Rodriguez
w-whats a premium and whats a contract
Carson Cox
I've just been in like a hundred of these threads desu
Cooper Thomas
he bought? tell zauron aboot hobitton
Brody Myers
The Fort I defend has much Worth.
Noah Lee
ur awful
Owen Carter
>Who am I, Gambling?
>You are our chief financial officer
>And do you trust your CFO?
>Your underwriters my lord, would lend with you at whatever interest rates
>At whatever interest rates...
>Where is the VP and the powerpoint presentation?
>Where is the email that was sending?
>They have declined like a 400 fico applicant, applying for credit
>beyond the hills, into bankruptcy
Jonathan Harris
Thank you for your service
Brandon Barnes
>a-at least he's self employed right?
Oliver Allen
SELL THE STOCK! ISILDUR!
Justin Phillips
((USURY LENDING))
Connor Campbell
at least you're not a leach on the world now. You're doing something real for the people.
Jace Flores
>What are we selling for, Sam?
>That there’s a market crash coming, Mr Frodo. And it’s worth liquidating for
Jeremiah Jenkins
>Fixed interest rates will not avail you, Reserve of the Fed. Go back to DC. You shall not tax!
Connor Cook
I was there the day the stock market fell. I led my portfolio manager to the heart of the stock exchange, the one place our assets could be sold. We should have deleveraged that day, but insolvency was allowed do endure.
Juan Gomez
This, vinceposting, and anakin real estate posting were the most kino memes 2bh
Eli Flores
I’m the VP of Mergers and Acquisitions at Pierce & Pierce in New York City
Asher Bennett
By far the best threads on Yea Forums
Gabriel Phillips
lmao
Wyatt Reed
This, vinceposting, and sneedposting have a high minimum IQ requirement to produce content, guaranteeing it is all quality.
Jordan Cox
The low income residents have started defaulting on their subprime mortgages, and we bundled those mortgages into larger tranches so the Gondor rating agencies would rate them as investment grade, and every large firm in Gondor has invested in those tranches
Hudson Taylor
>TAX-A-TION
Jaxon Murphy
>Sauron has regained much of his former liquidity. He cannot yet take corporative form, but his greediness has lost none of its potency. Concealed within his skyscraper, the CEO of Mordor sees all. His audits pierces policy, appeals, collaterals and taxhavens. You know of what I speak, Gandalf? A great Accountant lidless and wreathed in flame. He is gathering all evidence to him. Very soon he will summon an army of lawyers great enough to launch litigation upon Middle-Earth(tm).
Hunter Cox
And yet you still can't get a table at dorsia
Jonathan Cooper
>Come not between the federal prosecutor and his prey. Or he will investigate thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of Congress, beyond all appeals, where thy testimony shall be devoured, and thy shriveled financial records be left naked to the Lidless Investigatory Committee.
Carter Sanchez
>I didn't think it would end this way.
>End? No, the financial year doesn't end here. Taxes are just another path, one that we all must take. The liabilities of this quarter roll back, and all turns to deductible corporate expenses, and then you see it.
>What? Gandalf? See what?
>Tax refunds, and beyond, the far Cayman Islands under a tax haven.
>Well, that isn't so bad.
>No. No, it isn't.
Benjamin Morris
>tfw I'm a parcel at fred meyers
Landon Sanders
>Bail me out
>What?
>I cannot meet my quarterly targets you'll have to bail me out!
>W-wait. Don't tell the IRS
>Not a word
William Campbell
One Ring to sue them all
One Ring to fine them
One Ring to bring them all
and in the Courtroom sign them
Noah Jenkins
Finish your books you fat fuck
Owen Lewis
Sneedposting is for retards.
Elijah Collins
BITCOIN!
John Nguyen
>Gambling
So simple and yet so effective
Lincoln Morris
WE'VE HAD NOTHING BUT MAGGOTY INTEREST RATES FOR THIRTY STINKIN YEARS
Bentley Garcia
>Shadowtax is the lord of all bankers and has been my consultant through many audits.
Samuel Roberts
>shadowtax
kek
Robert Rogers
They have a cave toll.
Oliver Watson
>it's a dead end soul crushing job that sucks all hope from you and leaves you an empty shell that once was inhabited by a human
n-no! i-it can't be true, TAKE IT BACK! DELETE THIS!
David Brown
>I worked in financial services for 15 years.
As a janitor?
Grayson Phillips
I work in tax for my government
Lincoln Morris
>You carry the rates of us all, little one
Bentley Harris
based
Tyler Ramirez
>My accounts are spent. My profit has ended. Rohan Inc has bankrupted us. Theoden's liquidated me. Abandon your stocks! Sell, sell for your lives!
Carson White
SELL, YOU FOOLS!
Brandon Bailey
buy, you fools sounds a lot better
Andrew Russell
lord of the rings: financial edition
Elijah Gray
100 fucking threads and you clicked the wrong one
kys
Charles White
one does not simply invest in Mordor. It's markets are guarded by more than just tariffs....there are regulatory agencies there that do not sleep, and the Great Eye(TM) is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with trademark and copyright infringement, the very air you breathe is stolen from you. Not with ten thousand subsidiaries could you do this. It is folly.
Aaron Parker
You see, Bilbo. Being a manager of a Middle Earth hedge fund gives one a pecuniary commitment to the financial health of their clients' accounts, propense to suffering legal penalties in case of acting otherwise.
I tell you this for I know you're quite propense to risk ahead of short times.
Nathan Myers
I think one has a fixed price for years and the other it's based on current market worth.
Dylan Anderson
For Sam and Fordo, you gotta stick with small business terms like LLC, Business Insurance, deductible. etc.
Nolan Sanders
(I will take it)
I will take it!
I will buy Mordor treasure bonds.
I... I just don't have the insurance.
Julian Ramirez
This place is so reddit it hurts.
Gabriel Perry
>Reddit being this creative.
Connor Allen
Can I just take this moment to say how disgusting the got fags here are? Endless threads about that garbage, and late moderation.
Cooper Cooper
Qualified retirement plan discrimination testing. Adp/acp tests, minimum coverage, top heavy determination, 402g and 415 limitation tests. It's all about as exciting as it sounds.
Adrian Brown
You give these fools too much credit, child.
Daniel Peterson
>You cannot tax.
>I am the CFO of Amazon, wielder of tax code exemptions.
>Litigation will not avail you, tax auditor.
>Go back to the IRS.
>YOU...SHALL NOT....TAX!!!!!!
Luke Rodriguez
>"The ASC 606 deadline approaches. We must answer the call."
Elijah Morales
>What about second bail-out
Jace Wilson
What happened?
Michael Mitchell
You used to be more powerful Amazon Stormcrow. But when you built fulfillment centers on our hallowed land, you have been bound to collect my taxes of commerce for me. Muah ha ha ha!
Brody Anderson
Making money and being bored leading to cocaine addiction and then lots of consequences. I'm honestly happier now. I walk to work and get paid to exercise all day.
Henry Gray
>
>114786343
>
>114787826
>
>114787967
Ethan Williams
Be silent! I have not passed through filings and debt to bandy words with a brainless bureaucrat!
Austin Brown
How do I tell if milk's been cummed in?
Ryan Rodriguez
>implying i haven't become a master at turning aeroplane mode on/off in a matter of seconds
Mason Brooks
I wouldn't purchase milk with the seal broken. Thanks for the idea though.
Thomas Adams
I think I would have killed myself instead of working at Kroger. I lost my job and I’m contemplating suicide every day.
Christopher Reed
To offshore accounts, that is a common ability.
But to disappear with assets in plain sight... Now that's something we don't see everyday.
Wyatt Myers
Oh, suicide was definitely on the table. In the end you'll likely pussy out and take what you can get and perhaps learn to appreciate a simpler life. I know I have.
Camden Davis
How do you keep up?
To have lost it all and trying to recover.
Grayson Bennett
fucking hell
Charles Price
You know, file 'em, sort 'em, send em to a jew?
Eli Hall
How do you like murders and executions?
Kevin Collins
If you didn't have gold, you'd probably be stuck working for your lord on an as-demanded basis: en.wikipedia.org
Benjamin Morales
Who is stronger - Gandalf or Aragorn wearing half the ring.
Leo Flores
Not that guy but I'm researching active volcanoes within driving distance of me for future reference.
Jaxson Sanders
>send them to a jew
fucking kek
Blake Scott
That's a free CB and you'll be able to take their satellites + any colonies.
Jacob Cook
No there's a nuance to sneedposting
Caleb Ramirez
Soon, Master White Male, you will enjoy the fabled hospitality of the Jews! Roaring fires, malt taxes, schekels off the bone.
Adrian Johnson
It takes a very unique type of retard to do this shit.
Carson Hughes
So Gandalf you tried to trade a niche commodity... And if that fails, where then will you go? If the stocks fail you will you risk a more dangerous business plan?
A crowded market... You fear to consider this option... The Dwarves invested too greedily and too carelessly. You know what they awoke in the darkness of the Khazad-Dûm Stock Exchange... Panic and crashes.
Oliver Parker
>Pseudonymous cryptocurrency. One small moon is enough to fill the annual return quota of a growth portfolio.
>How many did you buy?
>Four.
Julian Price
>Share the loaaaan
Parker Mitchell
What the hell hahaha
This is crucader kings right?
Does this option actually exist, haven't played the game in ages
Jason Morgan
>gondar instead of gondor
still looks bankrupt tho
Bentley Ward
>WE AIN'T BOUGHT NOTHIN' BUT MUNICIPAL BONDS FOR THREE STINKIN' QUARTERS
Jace Brown
Best thread on tv since the Quint one. Thanks for the four minutes of smiles.
Ayden Garcia
>playing parajew games without mods
You've only yourself to blame.
Noah Turner
>"No"!
Blake Ortiz
>So much debt, what can men do against such reckless rates?
Oliver Ross
>If the support is breached, the market will fall.
Aiden Kelly
There's really not. Sneedposting is today's more accessible Baneposting. A meme that any retard can spam and feel like he belongs. Vinceposting and Taxposting take skill and intelligence.
William Nguyen
a thread died for this
Josiah Thompson
Oh no
We lost a capeshit or a Got thread
How will we ever recover
Nathan Lewis
underrated
Connor Richardson
>It began with the founding of the great banks: three were given to the Dutch, frugal,
wisest and most prudent of all investors. Seven to the Swiss Lords;
great miners and craftsmen of the commodity funds. And nine,
nine banks were gifted to the race of Anglos, who above all else desire power.
For within these banks was bound the liquidity and bookvalue to govern each economy.
But they were all of them deceived, for another bank was made: in the land of Germany,
in the offices of Judengasse, the dark lord Rothschild founded, in secret,
a central bank to control all others. And into this bank he poured his cruelty,
his malice,and his will to dominate all economies.
Julian Morgan
This is one of the best threads of the week, faggot.
Christian Gonzalez
I'm a lazy pirate
I just play the original then move on
Adam Lopez
>Never tought i'd get a loans refused from investment banks
>What about emitting junk bonds in the market ?
>Aye i could do that.
Xavier Robinson
holy fucking
K E K
Josiah Miller
Who would win, tom bombadil or the entire host of mordor with the ring
Benjamin Martin
Yes, but what about second mortgage?
Cameron Lewis
the viewers
Anthony Mitchell
Sorry, you must be thinking of some other guy
Eli Garcia
They have taken my office, and the second condo. We have launched an appeal but cannot hold them for long. The premises lose value...debt, debt in the deep. We cannot repay. A baliff moves in the dark. We cannot repay. They are coming.
Dominic Cook
>Tfw 3 months into my accounting clerk job and I want to kill myself.
Does it ever get better?
Adrian Davis
go ask momy and daddy
Blake James
god I love these threads
Lucas Powell
i'm aragorn's tax policy
Jacob Gomez
/biz/ NEET here
i know lot about investig
Easton Adams
AAAARRRGHHH this would be a fine place for a castle!
William Young
Benjamin Smith
I just google finance terms and substitute them in.
Jackson White
>"We had no warning. They were in the black. Now the speculators are moving through the DOW, selling as they go."
>"This is but a taste of the bubbles Saruman will burst, all the more potent for he is driven now by the fear of competition in an oversaturated market. Downsize and meet him head-on. Draw him away from your employees and investors. You must save."
>"You have 2,000 new ventures generating revenue as we speak. The CFO is loyal to you. His men will compile trajectory charts and report to their CEO."
>"They will be 300 days from seeing a return on investment by now. Market penetration cannot help us. I know what it is you want from me, but I will not bring further negative PR to my company. I will not risk open layoffs."
>"Open layoffs are upon you, whether you would risk it or not."
>"When last I looked, Theoden, not Aragorn, was CEO of Rohan™."
>"Then what is the CEO's decision?"
>"By memo of the CEO, the 401K matching must cease! We make for the refuge of the reverse stock split! Do not burden yourselves with end of the year bonuses, take only the cost of living raise!"
Xavier Gray
It's true you don't see many dwarf-loans. And in fact, they are so alike in derivatives and securitisation that they're often mistaken for dwarf-bonds.
>It's the tradeability.
And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there are no Dwarf-loans, and that businesses just spring out of holes in the ground!
Which is of course ridiculous.
Noah Rogers
>It is a gift, a gift to the competitors of Mordor. Why not use this asset?
>long has my father the CEO of Gondor Ltd kept the forces of bankruptcy at bay
>by the blood of our profits are your tax havens kept safe
>give Gondor the weapon of the Jews. Let us use it against them
Landon Murphy
Xavier Roberts
>Arise! Arise accountants of Theoden
>401ks shall be shaken, assets shall be splintered
>A crash-day, a red-day, ere the market opens!
>Sell now! Sell now! Sell for ruin, and the firm's ending!
>Debt!
Matthew Torres
Tfw your wagecuck lifestyle is btfo by a podcaster on Yea Forums with a Patreon
Gavin Torres
Every man should feel terrible about wagecucking and strive to be self employed.
Cooper Morris
unironically come from a jewish family of lawyers
Adam Harris
kek
Connor Hughes
brilliant
Tyler Brown
HAHAHA
Landon Wood
>AAAGGGGRRRHHHH!! Money and shit!!!!
Jordan Murphy
CHeck them
Ryan Nguyen
Should have been "ripe shekels off the goy"
Brandon Thomas
Choice
Dylan Carter
>They will look to his profit margins from the stock exchange floor, but his investments will not post returns
Asher Clark
I'm a debt collector
Jayden Cruz
>sterling!
>sterling?
>spots a dying euro on the ground laughing
>tell me what happened and I will ease your devaluation.
>its… (cough)… crashed... it took a little tumble in the market
>AUSd and CANd approach the exchange and look up at the screen above
>USd walks up behind them
>get the gold on horses the auditors of IMF will return, leave the pound
Oliver Davis
Caspere knew this.
Caleb Baker
property speculator
Nathaniel Williams
Uhh bro just pretend you're the accountant from the Ben Kingsley movie
Ayden Howard
>tfw only 48 more monthly payments left and this badboy truly belongs to the one true king of Gondor
Christian King
City tax lawyer
Angel Williams
I’m currently running a ponzi scheme of sorts.
Robert Cox
lmao
Blake Perry
We won bros, it's finally over.
Nolan Clark
So you're a loser with nothing of note in your life, and have to larp as a fictional character? Got it. No insult I can hurl at you could be as cruel as the reality of your existence.
Henry Taylor
holy shit
Henry Anderson
>banned
Adrian Edwards
>the Quint one.
Link?? I missed that thread
Logan Sanders
-25,000 orcs are marching on Minas Thirith
-Well as long as they do it legally
Gabriel Bell
underrated
Robert Garcia
>gambling
7/10 made me grin
Adrian Gomez
jesus christ
Alexander Turner
I see in your buys the same yields that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the capital investment of men fails, when we forsake our fed and buy all bonds of federalship. But it is not this day. An hour of wall street wolves and shattered yields when the age of the fed comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we buy! Buy all the ten year on this good Earth. I bid ten grand men of the fed
Jackson Hughes
Nice
Bentley Clark
>I will help you bear these bonds, Frodo Baggins, as long as the yield is yours to bear
Chase Cox
My father manages a hedge fund and used to let me play game boy with my headphones on in his office because it made clients feel like he was a good guy with a family.
He was an absolute psychopath. Sometimes he’d give me ice cream and then offer clients some. I picked up some lingo. Now I mostly manage franchise locations. I can tell you anything you want to know about OSHA standards though.
Jacob Walker
I wish i was Madoka so i could save your souls
Jason Jones
Perfection
Luis Morgan
becoming a geologist? good on you mate
Dylan Jackson
This is too deep to be funny
Brayden Martin
>t. Art major
Isaiah Taylor
>Look who finally decided to come out of his cave
Asher Stewart
More like college dropout
I'm not a brainlet though
Alexander Hill
This is ironic since Tolkien based the dwarves on the Jews
Connor Butler
I wrote a famous series of fantasy novels that led to a major television production
Hudson Jackson
Dwarves do manual labor though.
Gabriel Green
fuckin gambling lmao you shit
i read twice without noticing
epic closer too
Ayden Hernandez
So do the Jews - do you think they relied on slaves to fight for them during the six-day war? There is a reason why Rome burned Jerusalem to the ground.
Brayden Morris
supermarkets are killing the world faster than financial advisors
fuck you money is complicated
Noah Reed
Is this samefagging or did every single one of you get here last week? That joke is posted every thread.
>all but one is lower case all are without punctuation of any kind
Never mind. I have my answer.
Wyatt Sanchez
nice
Aaron Perez
I've never seen real estate threads, thanks I'll keep an eye open
Austin Allen
sneedposting no
Nathan Kelly
>do you think they relied on slaves to fight for them during the six-day war
I wouldn't equate digging elaborate and massive mines with mechanized warfare even if the later does involve a lot of carrying shit. If we're being serious though Israel actually has relatively high salaries for trades persons specifically because they have such a hard time finding enough people willing to do the jobs, and that's with around 20% of the population being Arabs with a lesser aversion to blue collar work.
Juan Bailey
fucking amazing. god I love these threads.
Aaron Williams
I'm the CFO of a hedge fund. Currently long beanie babies and short TSLA
Charles Fisher
if done right, this could have looked really spooky on screen. just a pair of glowing eyes with a crown on top.
Josiah Rivera
No it won't, it will get even worse if you get promoted to accountant
Juan Reed
DEEEEEEEEEEEEBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
Adrian Perez
The only honest user.
Kayden Morris
Junior Analyst at my university's endowment fund here.
William Foster
Post nose
Anthony Turner
Bilbo had a stack or Bitcoin that Thorin once gave him.
>That was a kingly gift
I never told him, but it's worth was greater than his entire penny stock portfolio
Jayden Campbell
>I will help you cosign this loan, for as long as it is yours to pay. You have my credit
>And my income stability
>And my credit references!
>You carry the debt of us all little one. If this is indeed the will of the board of directors, then JP Morgan Chase will see it done.
Jose Wood
>dumb cunt discovers tax meme, the thread onslaught
Christopher Reyes
Auditor here
Anthony Rodriguez
And my tax
Blake Collins
oh man, how the fuck did I miss that? I'll remember that for the next thread.
Josiah Young
>Repeal Glass-Steagall. Repeal Glass-Steagall! Commence the acquisitions; purchase them with equity! Merge!!
Sebastian Sanders
I work in a bank, does that count?
Asher Martin
>It would take thousands of home loans to fail
>Tens of thousands!
Daniel Carter
Wait a seconds, that's from There Will Be Blood.
Isaiah Cooper
finish the rest of them you fat fuck
Alexander Ross
I was playing a no name orc in lotr 2-3 and got paid $2000
Ama
Kayden Rivera
taxfags have always been got redditors trying to shitpost lord of the rings
Julian Hill
>Do you know how paper money first came into being? It was gold once, taken by the Central Bank Powers, reprinted and devaluated. A ruined and terrible form of exchange. And now... perfected. My US Dollar. Whom do you serve?
Lurtz:
Mason Ramirez
Does your card even have a watermark? I dont think so...
Jonathan Turner
We're friends of Gandalf the Goy, can you tell him his bonds have matured?
Nathan Williams
Are you visible on screen
Daniel Rogers
Most of these are stupid. You're supposed to substitute financial words for LOTR words, in a place where they actually make sense. Like
Y'all a bunch of faggots.
Bentley Adams
Yes, in multiple scenes
Nicholas Flores
TOP KEK
Jack Johnson
kek
Carson Morris
love it
Robert Hill
>No man should have to declare his 30 year old son as a dependent
Caleb King
Nothing will ever top this. Read your post again and giggle to yourself lad you earned it.
Carter Baker
topkek
Landon Bennett
Shitting myself from lauighter. Good one
Kevin Lopez
My brother is a CPA licensed account who also loves Game of Thrones and read LOTR in highschool. So I just spam his debit and credit loving ass w/ these to piss him off. Thanks anons
Julian Allen
Lmao
Eli Hall
Elijah Fisher
Underrated
Easton Fisher
>Spoiling nice earnings reports. Give it to us raw and g-gross! You keep nasty expenses.
John Perez
Too funny
Noah Campbell
Kek
Carson Thompson
Reading it in Gollums voice is hilarious
Jordan Sullivan
>YEAH! WHY CANT WE HAVE SOME BUYBACKS?
Angel Morgan
>it came to me
>my stocks
>my investments
>my precious
>Gollum... Gollum
>"the stock market brought to Gollum unnaturaly large profits. For 500 years, it poisoned Gollum's mind."
Jonathan Ward
IRS Represent
Dylan Rodriguez
stinky linky here, so i'm qualified to tax post.
Daniel Price
What happened mate?
James Powell
LOOKS LIKE BUYING IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS
Samuel Ward
>Gondar
this is the knowledge of the taxposting redditors
Anthony Bell
Someone make a collage of this, I am going to work so I can't do it
Dominic Hill
>shadowtax
Juan Perez
Choice
Adam Johnson
that's why taxposting is the great pleb filter in this board.
Gavin Flores
havent laughed this hard at a post in a while
Hunter Turner
imagine typing this out
Connor Evans
The short ones are the funniest
Mason Brooks
Based
Blake Rivera
based
William Phillips
based and redpilled
Jack Perez
literally crying
Justin Jackson
>Gondar
Fuck off.
Landon Hernandez
When will you be replaced by an algorithm?
Sebastian Campbell
>many of these layoffs were my colleagues
David Morris
>what's premiums, precious?
Wyatt Roberts
lol idk I'm just Jewish
Easton Sanders
Lmao
Liam Bell
>Do you remember when we first met?
>I thought I had strayed into a prime investment opportunity.
>Many audits have passed. You did not have the portfolio you carry now. Do you remember what I told you?
>You said you'd partner your startup with me. Forsaking the infinite cashflow of your conglomerate.
>And to that I hold. I would rather share one majority shareholder with you, than face the downs and turns of the premium markets alone.
>I choose... small business.
John Fisher
Are you the orc that says URRGGH when the rohirrim are about to charge in Pelannor fields? I always found that lil fella funny.
Zachary Smith
How the fuck are there so many of you in this board?
Owen Bennett
Adrian Cook
Wew
Andrew Rodriguez
Neither, desu. I have a degree in Businness-Law and picked up some lingo from a few of my finance/accounting classes.
Alexander Richardson
>DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME AUDITOR OF CHEAP TARIFFS
>I'm not trying to rob you... I'm trying to tax you
Cooper Garcia
Fucking hell
Justin Morales
>That is one of the subsidised carers, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell.
>Shadowtax. He's the lord of all quarters, and he's been my friend through many audits.
Ian Lee
>Frodo dumped? Pamp it.
Camden Adams
Stock brokers, tax workers, loan underwriters, accountants... Fucking IRS g-men and freelance contractors?
Where the fuck did everyone here come from, people say this place is for stinking NEETs and here we have an entire hedge fund group for fucks sake!
Christopher Rodriguez
Inventory and accounting
Easton Sullivan
Taking that many lives must have a crushing toll on a man's psyche
Nicholas Adams
>waah waah my job isn't fun!
Shut up you pampered little faggot.
Cameron Adams
The One Ring must be liquidated, so the founds may be reinvested and diversified.
Landon Cook
>sneedposting
Ian Wilson
Someone post the:
>they have taken the office and the second condo
Landon Sanders
Gandalf: [reading] "'They have taken the office… and the second condo'"
[Gimli stops sobbing, and looks up blankly.]
Gandalf: "'We have barred all transactions… but cannot hold them for long. The stock shakes.'"
[Pippin, still holding checkbook and pencil, backs away.]
Gandalf: "'Jews… Jews… in the deep.'"
[He looks up slowly, and turns the smudged, red-inked page. The Fellowship Ltd. begins to glance around uncomfortably.]
Gandalf: "'We cannot bail out. A silent Chinese investor moves in the dark.'"
[Pippin stumbles back and sees a corpse with an arrow in its chest, sitting by a stone well. He turns towards it.]
Gandalf: "'We cannot bail out…'" [He glances at the last, single line, a scrawl fading out at the bottom of the page. Gandalf looks up in the uncomfortable silence.] "'(((They))) are coming!'"
James Sanchez
I'm neet who never paid tax in me life so idk I just learn on the fly haha
Grayson Thomas
Good Lord this thread
Jacob Cooper
Secretly based
Kevin Morales
9/10
Quality work
Henry Nguyen
>His liquidity returns.
>His credit score will never fully recover. He will be in debt for the rest of his life.
>And yet to have come so far, still paying his student loans, the Hobbit has shown extraordinary resilience as a wagie.
>It was a loan he should never have taken, we can ask no more of Frodo.
>Gandalf, the market is changing. Sauron's companies are expanding. His buy order is fixed on Rivendell. And Saruman you told me has shorted us. Our list of investors grows thin.
Nolan Clark
Jack Perez
Someone wise taxpost the scene when gandalf enters Rohan with his staff
Daniel Wright
so why did the tolkien estate disavow the movies?
Oliver Powell
Christopher is a bit autistic about his dad's work.
Though honestly I wish he was still gatekeeping it, people further down seem to have gotten him to give up and now we have that awful Amazon TV series on the way.
Aiden Hill
Who says it will be awful?
Aiden James
I do.
Common sense does.
The original movie trilogy was literally the best possible adaptation we could reasonably expect within the accursed corporate system of Hollywood, it was lightning in a bottle that only happened because the right, passionate people happened to have the exact right moneyed connections that actually led them do what they needed to do to make art.
Not to mention that it's the current year. You think they're going to fucking DARE accurately depict shit like the Haradrim?
Ryder Cruz
It began with the founding of the great
banks: three were given to the Dutch, frugal,
wisest and most prudent of all investors.
Seven to the Swiss Lords; great miners
and craftsmen of the commodity funds.
And nine, nine banks were gifted to the
race of Anglos, who above all else desire
power. For within these banks was bound
the liquidity and bookvalue to govern
each economy. But they were all of them
deceived, for another bank was made in
the land of Israel, in the offices of Temple
Mount, the dark lord Rothschild founded, in
secret, a central bank to control all others.
And into this bank he poured his cruelty,
his malice,and his will to dominate all
economies.
One Bank to Finance them All.