Hansen VS Predator

21:22 HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY TO A 18-YEAR OLD BOY. PENETRATED BOTH WAYS!
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God, when he whines about how shitty he and his life is, it's so pathetic.

>"No one wants to hang out with me, look how I dress."
>"I'm fat."
>"I have no motivation to finish high school."

Fuck if this is any of you guys here, it's not too late to change and better yourself. Don't be like Vincent.

meaning that the other guy fucked him too?

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what a faggot LOL

Will we get to see the video of the Sheriff that blew his brains out for scoping on jailbait?

Reports of Molestation by the General Population

In 1983, a probability survey of the sexual experiences of 4,340 adults in five U.S. cities found that about 3% of men and 7% of women reported sexual involvement with a man before the age of 13 (i.e., 30% was homosexual).4

In 1983-84, a random survey of 3,132 adults in Los Angeles found that 3.8% of men and 6.8% of women said that they had been sexually assaulted in childhood. Since 93% of the assailants were male, and only 1% of girls had been assaulted by females, about 35% of the assaults were homosexual.5

The Los Angeles Times surveyed 2,628 adults across the U.S. in 1985.6 27% of the women and 16% of the men claimed to have been sexually molested. Since 7% of the molestations of girls and 93% of the molestations of boys were by adults of the same sex, about 4 of every 10 molestations in this survey were homosexual.

In a random survey of British 15-to-19 yr olds, 35% of the boys and 9% of the girls claimed to have been approached for sex by adult homosexuals and 2% of the boys and 1% of the girls admitted to succumbing.7

In science, a review of the professional literature published in a refereed scientific journal is considered to be an accurate summary of the current state of knowledge. One of the most comprehensive such reviews was published in 1985.8 It concluded that homosexual acts were involved in 25% to 40% of the cases of child molestation recorded in the scientific and forensic literature.

>tfw Your parents call your decoy to check to see if you're okay.
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No it means he penetrated the guy's cock with his ass

>He sent her a dick pic. What he thought was a 12 year old girl. He wasn't "just lonely", he wanted to fuck a 12 year old girl. He told her that, in text, point blank.

If an 82-year-old woman had seemed receptive to his advances he would have just as easily tried to fuck them too

this is 100 percent true but also totally beside the point

Surveys of Those Convicted

Drs. Freund and Heasman of the Clarke Institute of Psychiatry in Toronto reviewed two sizeable studies and calculated that 34% and 32% of the offenders against children were homosexual. In cases they had personally handled, homosexuals accounted for 36% of their 457 pedophiles.9

Dr. Adrian Copeland, a psychiatrist who works with sexual offenders at the Peters Institute in Philadelphia, said that, from his experience, pedophiles tend to be homosexual and “40% to 45%” of child molesters have had “significant homosexual experiences.”10

Dr. C.H. McGaghy estimated that “homosexual offenders probably constitute about half of molesters who work with children.”11 Other studies are similar:

Of the approximately 100 child molesters in 1991 at the Massachusetts Treatment Center for Sexually Dangerous Persons, a third were heterosexual, a third bisexual, and a third homosexual in orientation.12
A state-wide survey of 161 Vermont adolescents who committed sex offenses in 1984 found that 35 (22%) were homosexual.13
Of the 91 molesters of non-related children at Canada’s Kingston Sexual Behaviour Clinic from 1978 to 1984, 38 (42%) engaged in homosexuality.14
Of 52 child molesters in Ottawa from 1983 to 1985, 31 (60%) were homosexual.15
In England for 1973, 802 persons (8 females) were convicted of indecent assault on a male, and 3,006 (6 of them female) were convicted of indecent assault on a female (i.e., 21% were homosexual). 88% of male and about 70% of female victims were under age sixteen.16

Was that the clip that got TCAP axed from NBC to begin with?

Why don't they use proper decoys in these shows?

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What Homosexuals Admit

The 1948 Kinsey survey found that 37% of the gays and 2% of the lesbians admitted to sexual relations with under-17-yr-olds, and 28% of the gays and 1% of the lesbians admitted to sexual relations with under-16-yr-olds while they themselves were aged 18 or older.18

In 1970 the Kinsey Institute interviewed 565 white gays in San Francisco: 25% of them admitted to having had sex with boys aged 16 or younger while they themselves were at least 21.19

In The Gay Report, 23% of the gays and 6% of the lesbians admitted to sexual interaction with youth less than 16 years of age.20

In France, 129 convicted gays (average age 34 years) said they had had sexual contact with a total of 11,007 boys (an average of 85 different boys per man).21 Abel, et al reported similarly that men who molested girls outside their family had averaged 20 victims each; those who molested boys averaged 150 victims each.22

Summary

About a third of the reports of molestation by the populace have involved homosexuality. Likewise, between a fifth and a third of those who have been caught and/or convicted practiced homosexuality. Finally, a fifth to a third of surveyed gays admitted to child molestation. All-in-all, a rather consistent story.

Don't feel sorry for this faggot. He had cp on his phone and sent dick pics. He has the typical NY jew mentality of poor poor me, won't you feel sorry for me? He immediately went into it. It's an act.

Wasn't the video just panning shots around the house?

Proportionality Is The Key

Study after nationwide study has yielded estimates of male homosexuality that range between 1% and 3%.3 The proportion of lesbians in these studies is almost always lower, usually about half that of gays. So, overall, perhaps 2% of adults regularly indulge in homosexuality. Yet they account for between 20% to 40% of all molestations of children.

Child molestation is not to be taken lightly. Officials at a facility which serves about 1,500 runaway youngsters each year estimate that about half of the boys have been homosexually abused and 90% of the girls heterosexually assaulted.30 Investigation of those suffering severe chronic mental illness implicates child molestation as a primary cause; 45% of Bigras et al’s patients were homosexually abused).31

If 2% of the population is responsible for 20% to 40% of something as socially and personally troubling as child molestation, something must be desperately wrong with that 2%. Not every homosexual is a child molester. But enough gays do molest children so that the risk of a homosexual molesting a child is 10 to 20 times greater than that of a heterosexual.

hansen at 8:03
>thats alot of adderall
lmaooo

can someone produce a transcript for the end?

>Vincent: Hey you still up..
>Vincent: Morning cutie
>Vincent: How did you sleep?
>Vincent: Hey
>Vincent: Hey I miss talking to you
>Vincent: Hey

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Dr ch mcgaghy does not exist

at first, i was like

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the funny part is that he was fat, so if he lost all the weight and moved nobody would ever know it was him and he'd just go on to live a normal life.

hi i am the guy who the pretty lady wanted information about eternaty chann of, i will provide. meet up in real life. plz responde

but then i was like

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>no notes on the fridge

why did he decide to put the hat back on when hansen came in?

Fuck that's a little too relatable for me.

he doesnt have to do anything, move literally anywhere else but where youre from and no one will recognize you. You know how few people watch this shit?

This town ain't big enough for the both of us...

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>using convicted criminal prison populations as a sample size to form conclusions of the rest of society
yike

Inb4 the HRT crew shows

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I'm 80-90% sure with his mass he could just Kool-Aid Man through the wall and disappear over the horizon forever, and I'm an engineer so you can trust I've done the math

intimidation

damn he thicccccc

That joke is so obvious I'm upset I didn't think of it.

Everything is done bigger in Texas. Ol' 10 gut Vincent had to size up phony Chris. You're not a Texan, so you wouldn't know.

have sex

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what's going on - who is this?
click.

lol you guys are making me laff so much haha. pm me and tell me more jokes. i like taylor swift and the jonas brothers!

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what a loser

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i want the manly but strangely attractive female detective to peg me

stop doing it
if someone doesn't respond, don't write again.
normal relationships of any size should be based on equal input from both people.
if they don't write, you don't.
withdrawing energy can sometimes cause them to use more energy to reach you, and balance things out.
try it out next time you are contacting illegals on whisper, don't forget your hat

Stop thinking with your neovagina.

whoopsie

Thats not even a fedora tho

when i was 16 a well developed 12 year old girl came on to me hard. i refused. i'm basically still a virgin ten years later, had decent sex once

should i have gone for it?

That's completely fair in this case seeing as every homo should be locked up

>Vincent: Wanna see me?
>Jenna: Ok
>Vincent: Ok to which txt?
>Jenna: Im scared she’ll still find out
>Jenna: Ok to seeing u
>*Vincent Dick Pic*
>Vincent: I’m not that big. I bet I could fit inside you

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make it happen
find a secret online chatroom where married manly female cops hang out and chat her up.
then turn up to her house with some industrial cable ties, a bag of chopped carrot stick snacks, some sugar-free lemonade and a strap on dildo and say you were just there to talk.

I guess its a good thing Vince turned out to be a faggot because he probably didn't mind having to service Jamal behind bars

He’s also committed several mass-shootings.

It's just too easy. Tick rock post the images guys!

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not a meme, not a joke, just some dipshit who wanted to make threats and use "comedy" as his excuse.

Tfw Chris edited himself this video youtu.be/MSxKuN4HjbE what a fucking madman.

>the damage of saying that to a year old

pffft please fucking 12 year old niggers are already sucking dick and getting plowed. Probably calling their girl friends hoes and dick riders

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I'm white, but me and all of my friends had already had sex by 12 with 12 year old girls

>ignoring the NCVS and thousands of random surveys in the community to single out one study in order to defend homosexual pedophiles

Sure is reddit in here

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exactly, this mother doesn't realize her 12 year old whore has probably already done ecstasy and practiced anal because "it doesn't count"

>the evidence is irrefutable guys!!

My fucking sides.

This site is complete speculation.

>irrabutable I say!!

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tfw you have to keep busting pedos to keep the bread coming in

>mfw

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Whatever you say, Chris.

>Vincent: Well I’m going to do it to you
>Vincent: I’m also going to put my penis in there
>Jenna: But ur going to be gentle right?
>Vincent: Of course princess :-*
>Vincent: I want you to get a ruler and measure how long the slit is
>Jenna: Huh?
>Vincent: Your vagina
>Vincent: I wanna see how small it is
>Jenna: I am NOT doing that
>Vincent: Why.
>Vincent: Just tell me
>Vincent: I don’t mean put it in you
>Jenna: No that’s … im not doing that
>Vincent: Why. I wanna know how small it is. I might not fit if it is to small
>Vincent: I don’t mean inside of you. On the out side
>Jenna: Im srry.. Im not gonna do that
>Jenna: Im happy to learn stuff but not by myself
>Vincent: That isn’t part of the learning. I wanna make sure you aren’t to small
>Jenna: So ur not coming if im too small?
>Vincent: No. I am. But it just means I will need to buy lube if you are to small
>Jenna: Then u just buy it b/c im not doin that with the ruler
>*Vincent Dick Pic with toothbrush*
>Vincent: Ok well you tell me
>Vincent: Is it going to be to big
>Vincent: Hello?
>Vincent: :-/

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>falling for the cunny meme

>2% of men have been molested by a homosexual pedophile therefore all homosexuals are pedophiles
>reddit spacing while calling someone reddit
sure is retard in here

Unironically looks like an old lesbian.

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'I'll take Lies Incels Tell On Yea Forums" for $300, Alex.

how the hell did he blow all his money? i'm sure he got paid a shit ton from dateline

t. pedo faggot

it's Pat (90s SNL skit)

Ok now I feel bad for the guy

You got evicted from a 2000 dollar a month rental chris

Nobody's allowed to feel any sympathy for him at this point.

Oof. Marrone, Tone. He looks terrible!

Why are the people on this show always gay?

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>if you only put it in my butt Santa will still come this year

that """12 year old""" a CUTE

*Vincent Dick Pic*

>reddit spacing
No such thing, even Moot does it.

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She's no casey

>i'm basically still a virgin ten years later, had decent sex once

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who was the dude that just kept eating pizza like nothing was wrong?

Gay sex isn't real sex.

Better question, there is no shortage of young willing twinks on grindr that will sleep with literally anyone so why do this

literally who? the future is now you reddit spacing boomer

If you go on r ddit you notice they are the ones who type in walls of text. Classic Yea Forums always used lots of line breaks

Just another case of newfaggots trying so hard to fit in they out themselves.

you're right, it's fucking UNREAL.

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>Vincent: I really need someone today. She hasn’t talked to me
>Vincent: My friend died
>Vincent: I found out I have been overdosing on my pills
>Vincent: This is just a really shitty day
>Vincent: Really wanna just kill myself :(
>Vincent: Ok bye :( Guess it is prob best to kill myself. I hurt everyone
>Jenna: Rlly? RLLY?????????????
>Vincent: Just go to sleep I don’t wanna keep you up. Message me tomorrow
>Jenna: What if ur dead?
>Vincent: I won’t do it probably I’m a whip.
>Vincent: Goodnight
>Jenna: Ok goodnight. Hope ur not dead tmrw
>Vincent: Hi
>Jenna: U alive?

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Our boy Chris is looking a bit rough lately. Good thing he held on to a few of these Predators Now that his crime show is gone, it’s back to the well. Hopefully this spurs a new round of investigations.

Also I know this because a friend told me..

Holy shit that channel is actually Chris himself, that's actually fucking hilarious

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According to our transcripts, you agreed to pay for this merchandise in monthly installments but your failure to do so showed that was a lie. So how did you get here Chris?

I mean, it's true. I had sex with a really hot blonde with big tits for about 3 minutes but she was wholly uninterested and didn't even look at me.

>"So what part of the bible tells you to say all this kind of stuff in the chats?"
>"I love to suck BLEEP play and suck BLEEP play with and lick nipples and lick BLEEP and lick you."
>"Where is that in the bible? Is that in the Old Testament or New Testament?"
>Died May31 2017 Stanley Kendall
>MULTIPLE ORGAN FAILURE AFTER SEEING BREASTS
FUCKING ASTRONOMICAL KEK

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This is literally impossible. Anyone who's ever held any kind of job has 10k saved up easily, not to mention it's supposed to be his entire net worth

Same happened to me but i was 22.
Children are fucking stupid and you should know better.

who gives a shit about
what if

DO NOW
do what the fuck you want
even if that means
remain virgin neet
fuck the world
fuck living

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>hope ur not dead tmrw

Holy shit my sides

>Ok goodnight. Hope ur not dead tmrw
Funnier than it should be.

el clasico americano.

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Kek

>Ambrosio
Even his name sounds fat.

where i can find those tcap episodes with english substitles? im not american and my english is not very good but im learning it

slippery slope my friend, get help

except that he's a convicted sex offender and even having a felony on your record pretty much means you can't work for the rest of your life so can you imagine what being a branded pedo does to your life? He's fucked

>6'1"
>10k net worth

yup
makes sense

wtf

Does Chris think Pedobear is some sort of pedophile watchdog and not a pedophile bear?
This is hilarious

>when the interviewer compliments his dick

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BASED

Because most homosexuals are pedophiles. I know because I am one. Ask me anything.

>hansen finally embraced the memes

J U S T

U

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based.

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HEY TEX HOW YA DOIN

Yeah, he should have gotten a hooker, but this is still tragic. Dude is just a fuck-up from start to finish.

Chris is actually a pedophole and he busts other pedos to thin out the competition

Jesus, what fucking pedobait. Yes, that is exactly the type of thing that appeals to people like me. I honestly wonder what goes through the minds of parents to allow their children into literally any industry related to film or modeling.

Not getting any fuck is totally survivable. He didn't even need a hooker. He could have just not fucked and jerked off. It's not that hard to avoid being a deviant.

Kek, not a bad theory

What happened to him?

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Trips of truth, if you get the urges just fucking jack off.

hello i have condoom

i want to gift you fuck

do you like funyons and faygo

I just read the chat log. How THE FUCK is what those faggots over at crime watch daily doing even considered legal.
>HURRR LOOKS GUISE WE CAUGHT THIS LONELY AND HORNY KID THAT LITERALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN NO HARM TO ANYONE IN A THOUGHT CRIME
Fucking kys yourselves americans

Stop spamming this. We can tell it's the same person.

>t. seething pedo

youtube.com/watch?v=lZM-8H-EEYs
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAH HAHHHHHHHHH AHAHAHAHAH

HE UPLOADED A VIDEO OF HIM FILMING AN EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS ON TV!

This is gold.

Finally, some fresh interview kino

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Dude should have offed himself the second he realized he was capable of fucking a 12 year old

most people are let go for this reason, theres no crime

100% boomer-core

youtu.be/zJIlftta6fk

This was total KINO. Casually eating pizza while getting grilled.

Almost everyone is capable of fucking a 12 year old

Why though? Are you gay IRL? I notice most guys on this show are married and have kids. Why the fuck do they go after young boys?

Vincent, it's time to grow up.

>having a seat before being told to

LOL

He had penetrative CP on his phone with girls under 14. Stop believing his kike pity party act. You can tell he immediately goes into it.

>source: my ass

>the state of american "culture"
I hope Chinese wipe you out

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>:-/

I'd let that absolute DADDY feed and seed me any day.

thats known for a long ass time

But this dude has absolutely no self-control. It's not hard for a normal balanced human being, sure. He couldn't finish high school on a mega dose of adderall and let himself get this fat while being a neet. At this point, something is wrong with on a biological level, and you should be helped.

Why is boomer a slur? This is totally naiive and adorable. He's trying his best! There's a sincerity here that just makes me want to pinch his cheeks.

Good boomer boy. Keep posting and filming and busting.

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Lol

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What are the two ways to be penetrated?

Gen X and Millenials desperately trying to avoid responsibility.

Oh and the boomer/zoomer infighting was started by the CIA.

What body type is this? The PEAR?

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>That subtle synth version of For Whom The Bell Tolls in the background

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I don't know how much help he could honestly be offered. I'm not up to snuff on any of the literature, but I think the treatment options for people who have urges for minors are just about totally ineffective. There's so much social pressure out there to not commit these acts and to be repulsed by the thought of them and yet they persist. Unless I can find evidence to the contrary, I think these people are just hopeless.

What a polite young gentleman

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Show me one fucking real Cowboy who has a body like that. You fucking can't.
This dude watched one too many modern day Cowboy movies.

>an actual good thread on Yea Forums

>Jenna: Hey y u change ur name to bye and a gun?
>Vincent: I thought it said my name and a beer glass
>Jenna: No.. it says bye and a frowny face and a gun
madlad potential?

somebody post the webms

I hope he's fucking milfs with his big cowboy dick in Texas now.

>chris using pedobear in his video

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Do you expect Americans to do well financially?

He'd fucking paralyze his horse.

No he pretended to want to kill himself to get a sympathy fuck from a 12 year old

sodomy doesn't count. dont you know that? he's still a fucking fat virgin loser LOL

>Draw, Hansen, I'm the fastest pull this side of the Missouri river.

>10k saved up easily

Maybe if you live in the city

He's one of the good ones.

glad i stabbed the older kid who tried to molest me with a pen. i might be a gay pedo otherwise

Is Predator kino back on the menu?

It's certainly the case that these tendencies are way more common in the general population than most people would think, but that most of these people don't act on it and still lead normal lives with partners of their age. The solution is still some form of self-control.

>THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP

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I'm gay but not a pedo. What happened lads?

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What the fuck took so long for this to come out? Hasn't it been like 2 years since the last one?

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>All of these are filmed in my hometown.
Why is Hanson bringing the pedos around here?

>***Chat with Vincent, Jenna, Hannah***
Wtf, who is Hannah? Is Vincent secretly a cowboy pimp? Did the madman just tried to have a threesome with two underaged girls?

*unsheathes pocket knife*

You suck and fuck cock until you get AIDS and die.

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Mr. F

He even took the seat himself. What a beta.

yeah its not too far off. wouldn't be surprised if most girls around that age haven't been touched by daddy or seen his dick by then.

girl i lost my virginity to lost hers at 13 lel

>Well, there are some things a man just can't run away from. It's a hell of a thing, showing up at a 12 year old girl's house. You take away all she's got and all she's ever gonna have. Lost innocence ain't much of a childhood, boy.

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Another 14 year old girl he was talking to that was dying of cancer who he wanted to have a underage three-some with.

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>taking the seat you are owed
>not sitting and letting your legs get tired until you are offered a seat
Sorry which is more alpha?

I honestly don't know what to think about these people. Obviously their existence is pain to themselves and those around them (seeing how this fat fuck was about to plow a minor), they're not right in the head. But it's not like they asked to be pedos, shit imagine being born one. At least if you're gay you can just deal with it and express your sexuality with other gays, what the fuck will a pedo do? Have you tried being on nofap? Shit's impossible, now imagine struggling with that your entire life while knowing everyone thinks you're a monster just by existing

Like this guy right here, what the fuck is the "right" thing to do here? Mercy death? It's not like he'll ever lead a happy and purposeful life. But giving up and killing someone is a pretty big step to take and a road we probably shouldn't walk. So what the fuck? Keep him alive in some shitty prison just for sake of being alive? Obviously we can't just let him walk away free either

Shit's all kinds of fucked up

looks like we got an ol fashion mexican stand off here boys

GOT TELL THAT LONG TONGUE LIAR

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. He would have been much better off if he killed himself right then.

Chris really fucking hates pedos doesn't he rofl

Life isn't fair. Some people are born in wheelchairs. Some folks have urges that only cause harm to others and need to be ignored. That's why way shit goes.

It's not tragic. He realizes all his faults but would rather fuck a 12 year old than study or go to the gym to improve himself. Then he pretends to cry to Chris for sympathy.

Based Wayne

youtube.com/watch?v=TDiu5v1TPds

Masturbate to lolis?

Don't believe his New York jew pity party. He might not be Jewish, but he does immediately use the tactic. He wasted no time.

>said the privileged white boy living in the suburbs

this fat fella probably wanted a gf and someone to talk to so he went online and japanese animes made his mind to like lolis

Pedophilia isnt curable and convicted pedophiles should get the death penalty. Obviously the guys on this show dont deserve that because they are speculatively pedophiles. But the ones who actually do it should be killed

In awe at the size of this lad.

Imagine the serious lack of self awareness it takes for someone that looks like him to think a 12 year girl wants to have sex with him.

Baned Wayne

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doesn't that just make his point even more true though?

Nope, don’t even come across as gay. attracted to men my age, and boys. I know from extensive contact with the gay population, that the majority are pedohpiles like myself. It’s made me question the entire matrix of sexual identification that modern people have come up with. Honestly I think there’s just normals, and deviants, and everyone in between.

YIPPEE KAI YAH YEE IM GLORRRRRY BOUND. NO MORE JINGLE JANGLE I LAY MY GUNS DOWN

I remember when this stuff first started airing again & Chris looked all bloated & fat from the last time we saw him in late 2000s, but he actually looks pretty normal desu

>Credits for making this video: Me, Chris Hansen for exposing these predators
lol

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The decoy never shows their picture to the suspect nor do many suspect exchange shots of their face to them.

Wait, this all happened four years ago? What took so long for it to het released?

Extreme self-delusion, coupled with too much time fantasizing.

>have 15yr sister
>invites her friends to my place for pool parties
>always ask me to come in the pool with them and throw them around and shit

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>muh reading comprehension

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I LINKED THAT TO A FRIEND AND NOW THEY KNOW I POST ON Yea Forums

FUCK YOU

Based Hansen

d-do you keep your shirt on?

This is a complete lie. You didnt even bother to read the transcript. The decoy sent him several pics

Better than Yea Forums brah

>15yr
Too old desu

>New York fat incel loser with a cowboy getup
He would be less pathetic with a trench coat, fingerless gloves and a MLP backpack

>Nobody wants you to die

I might.

You'll be fine since this is 4channel and not Yea Forums.

>Casey
WTF

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>The decoy sent him several pics
Not even the actual image of the decoy, some random stock photos of little girls. The decoy is a womanlet that looks too young.

He could just jerk off, regret his thoughts and then repeat until he loses his sex drive as an old man or dies. He doesn't have to take advantage of and fuck kids t b h.

>My...father was also overweight. Me? Never had a problem. Fit as a fiddle.

I just came out to my best friend since 2nd grade as a Yea Forums poster. We laughed and continued are friendship.

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Is that one of the decoys?

>4:08
lmao the nose on that guy

It doesn't matter. The picture of the kid was definitely out of the suspects league no matter what

My friend just linked me this video

I can't wait for the day they actually catch someone the public knows really well. Like some up and coming rapper or some young actor. Something that would just really blow people away and it would be the best shit ever

Came out to a guy from work when discussing capeshit the other month, turns out he is a reddit, win some lose some I suppose, both back into the closet now.

Based fren

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he's got pedobear and celebrating peoples' death. i can't believe this shit

I guess all the “have sex” posts really got to him

You're right.

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Just because you didn't enjoy it doesn't make you a virgin again.

Didn't they have some sort of politician that blew his brains out and that's why the original show ended?

so fucking cringey he thinks its a therapy session for him, he really needs to stfu and quit whining like a bitch

This. If someone doesn’t reply, no need to keep spamming them with messages. If they genuinely forgot to respond, at some point they will and let you know. Spamming messages makes you look clingy and has never worked

>Wtf, who is Hannah?
It was clearly him too, in an attempt to convince the 12 year old he was desirable

Vincent: I want you to get a ruler and measure how long the slit is
Jenna: Huh?
Vincent: Your vagina
Vincent: I wanna see how small it is
Jenna: I am NOT doing that
Vincent: Why.
Vincent: Just tell me

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN.

>something is wrong with on a biological level, and you should be culled from the herd
ftfy

>13:00
>Female detective:Is this your penis, that you sent to Jenna, censored with a star? Is that yours?
>Yeah... unfortunately.
>Welllll....it's a pretty big star
why was this vaguely arousing

Lmao. If roles were reversed these chicks would be just as cringe as cowboy Joe in the OP. They're so corny and cringe they'd never get laid

This would make a great premise for a romantic comedy

>tfw I just found this thread and by the time I finish watching the video it will be at bump limit

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Of course!

It's so surreal, I love it so much

Don't worry, it will be flavor of the week. There will be plenty of threads for you to shitpost in friend.

Famous people have their own rings. Dozens of them. One of them was discovered in Vegas by Sascha Baron Cohen but literally nothing happened.

Only the most retarded and poor get caught by Hansen.

It's happened before:

irishtimes.com/news/world/europe/swiss-prison-guard-runs-away-with-rapist-inmate-1.2532581

dumb pedofag gets owned

He breaks down just seeing hansen and lays his heart on the table

He gets taken to jail

He is released 10 months later, hasn't re offended

there, you've missed nothing

so...all of Yea Forums?

Raising Arizona, nigger

>She's a hard-nosed detective who's let her career get in the way of her love life. He's a bad boy with too much love to give. What happens when their lives cross? Find out this October in "A Big Star".

>implying that doesn't happen 99% of time unless someone shoots themselves

New episodes when? Is it done forever?

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This is a tactic. She flirts with him a little bit to butter him up and get him ready to admit things. She's not trained to say something like "yeah, it's a pretty pathetic penis you fat faggot", even though that would also be kind of hot.

Mentally retarded female?

This is a new episode, senpai

I would confess to anything if she threatened to handcuff me.

>If roles were reversed
/ss/ is pure, unlike these pedo shit.

Not new, just unaired

why was the interrogation video posted 3 weeks ago?

when did this air?

he is 100% still a virgin then

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This is part of the series that was filmed and released like 2 years ago - this was the last episode that was never released from that batch

Is this really justice?

>got caught
>did his time
>didn't re-offend
>3 years later gets his face and name plastered everywhere

>these tendencies are way more common in the general population than most people would think
more like "would like to admit".

for 200,000+ years up until the 20th century, it was perfectly natural (or outright encouraged) for men to have significantly younger partners. yes, that includes your great-great-grandparents. now the current narrative says we are supposed to pretend the most glorious civilizations the world has ever known were actually plagued with mentally ill men instead of facing the reality that these desires are completely normal. why face yourself in the mirror when you could just have an NPC reaction and cry "kill all pedos"?

brainlets don't @ me.

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>watching this fake and gay shit
Waste of a thread. Fuck off.

lol

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Nice try, Tex

>Some people are born in wheelchairs
That must absolutely wreck the mother's vagina.

>UNKNOWN CAUSES
>UNKNOWN CAUSES
>UNKNOWN CAUSES

Is... is he killing them himself?

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Yep, thats based

What the fuck Chris?

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The true justice in this world is always the one we happen to practice

>fat incel Vince Ambrosio admits everything immediately and gives whole life story
>Chad murder rapist Stephen McDaniels give monotone, one word, Yes, No, I don't know, answers for 2 and a half hours

Where are the female preds?

>For Whom the Bell Tolls synth
Good fucking God, this video is 10/10

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>hey tex how you doing?
Chris has top tier bantz

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Guards are.

>refused meds
This means guards withheld meds.

To catch a sneeditor

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>whataboutism

what the fuck, it's actually him lmao

>multiple organ failure after seeing breasts

Eh?

My favorite thing is that I took the picture that got cropped and posted nonstop

What did he actually mean by this?

I don't know how I feel about this.

>Credits for making this video
>Me, Chris Hansen
this fucking guy

I'm positive someone sent Chris a troll list of deaths and he believed it.

What if Chris is actually a serial killer and he uses the show to find victims? Some sort of bent morality that he's doing good in the world to cure his bloodlust.

HOWDY PAHTNER ptooe *bing!* LET'S GO ROUND UP SOME BUCKIN BRONCOS

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Oh lord

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This. He also appears to be under the impression pedobear is actually some anti-pedobear. Based boomers.

why are newfags so obsessed with spacing? how long you been here, kiddo? since summer?

boo hoo, faggot.

Killing pedos should be a sport.

youtube.com/watch?v=t3rfVLeJiCY

Buckin Foals more like

The term "reddit spacing" was created by newfags that fell for the "reddit bad" meme even though the demographics are 95% similar.

>i had a father who was overweight

I always appreciate how Chris puts sympathy in his voice but none of his words are the least bit sympathetic.

HOW IS IT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO SHOW HIS FACE ON (NATIONAL) TV?!

WHY IS C.H. EVEN ALLOWED TO ASK HIM FOR HIS NAME? I'VE ALSO SEEN EPISODES WHERE HE ASKS PREDATORS FOR THEIR ID!

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING IN THE USA?!

Someone please tell me.

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If you knew nothing about Pedobear I could see how you could make that mistake. He often shows up next to questionable things, like Chris does, without much context.

Anyone else dad was overweight?

Go back

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Hansen vs Cowboy Yea Forums edition.

>the "reddit bad" meme even though the demographics are 95% similar.

Shut the fuck up nigger.

It's Hansen's freedom to film in his own house.

i have sympathy for pedophiles but this guy is just a retard on top of it

it was shown on chris hanses website

not "national tv"

>when the memes become too real

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Its barely a crime. A dad shot the guy that raped his son in an airport full of cops and got no prison time.
youtube.com/watch?v=_PUE8fYxjq8

They entered a private residence. You can ask anybody for their ID even on the street. They have every right to refuse you.

refute it then

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You're right that redditspacing is a newfag myth, and that half of Yea Forums faggots also use reddit, but 95 percent? Fuck off, retard.

cool reddit space nigger

MistaGG is probably filming as I type

>HOW IS IT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO SHOW HIS FACE ON (NATIONAL) TV?!
There's no law in the US that prevents people to not film a person, the law only applies if the person filming is harassing someone.
>see surveillance man videos and why his account is not taken down by Youtube

And people hate boomers...

I've spaced my posts like that before Reddit existed you stupid cunt.

evidence so irrefutable you're still spamming it year after year and still nobody gives a shit lmfao

How smooth and stone cold this fucking guy iced him is unbelievable

okay this is a whole new level of based

OH NO THIS POOR GUY WHO HAD PENETRATIVE SEX VIDEOS OF GIRLS UNDER 14 ON HIS PHONE WAS CAUGHT

WTF AMERIKKKA? YOU PUNISH PEDOS?

of course nobody gives a shit, half of this board are pedos
but that doesn't change the fact that you can't really refute any of since Sam basically admitted to all of it in that skit

He did?

>tried to have sex with a child
>had videos of children fucking on his phone
>actually tried to lay some of the blame on the child for "persisting" with sexy photos
O FUCK OFF FAT MAN

How did he get off so light then?

Based guards

>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
i bet he fired you for failing to complete your work haha
>SAM NOOOOO IM SORRY

He readily admitted it in the interrogation.

he seems pretty based

>despite the fact that redditors only make up 13% of the Yea Forums population, they make 50% of the shittiest posts possible

prove you've been on Yea Forums since before 2005
protip: you can't and won't dipshit

>lists all the dates of the pedos deaths
>For Whom The Bell Tolls playing in the background
>Edited by Me, Chris Hanson

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The dad just did the rapist a favor, he shouldn't had shot me point blank; literally end his suffering of jail time.

Lol le ebin black people are genetically predisposed to crime meme

so funny user haha

he is too pure for this world

Not him but since we're on this topic, until late 2010, Yea Forums was full of cp till bump limit.

funnier than any post you'll ever make

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based retard