Hansen VS Predator

After 3 years,fedora man episode has finally been released
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1st for white people.

>typical Yea Forums poster

IM FAAAAAAAAAAT

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Does anybody have the interrogation?

It's about time.

>starts ranting about being a lsoer

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Based white person.

This man is innocent! Victim of circumstance!

This show has been going for over a decade and local police enforcement have been doing these kind of stings for longer than that. How are these guys dumb enough to think they will get away with this?

BIIIIIG IIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRON

The absolute state of Jim Ross

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Hopefully he killed himself.

I would beat the HELL out of this faggot if he came to my house for my daughter. Putrid little shit!

>challenge Chris to a duel for his daughter's maidenhood
tell me one reason why this wouldn't work

I've waited so long for this and it's so great.

BAH GAWD I'M A FUCK-UP

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Why was it not released for such a long time and how did you come to know of it before its release?

Has there been a more kino episode before?

Entrapment.

>DSP tries it

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>fedora
>cowboy hat
What was meant by this?

BAHH GAWDDDD

look at the people that show up. You think they ever questioned their actions and attempted to get help? These are the lowest common denominators of humanity. An attractive guy has never stepped into a Tcap house, i'll let that sink in.

youtube.com/watch?v=w7V1IYPdFJQ

the pizza man

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>YEEE HAW PARDNER! I'M LOOKIN' FOR SOME UNDERAGE PUSSY, Y'HEAR?

>How are these guys dumb enough to think they will get away with this?
Because some are able to get away with it all the time.

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You have to realize that these pedos are the lowest of the low. Not pedos who know the law. In fact a lot of these guys aren't even strictly pedos, they're losers who just bit on the first person to show interest. They still deserve jailtime, but that fact is still true.

Also, not everyone watches tv. America is a big place.

A little pussy like you loves to think this of other people because it makes you feel better about being such a spineless coward.

>tfw You thought you had just met your dream girl.

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Technically it's only been on for like 7 years. 4 on NBC, 3 or so with Crime Watch Daily

Fucking Jimmy Kimmel

hehe u guys are pretty funny. do you like pokemon? i like pokemon lol ^_^ pm me and we can talk about pokemon. marill is my favorite!

APOLOGIZE

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whats worst.
these guys or incels?
or are they the same?

>episode was delayed so the fatty doesnt commit suicide
it was worth it

Some of the sick fucks they caught on Perverted Justice had already done time in prison for trying to fuck kids. They just have bad wiring. There's no "cure" for pedos, except a lead lobotomy.

DING DING DING

>Picks up cowboy hat
>"everybody thinks I'm weird"
This is fucking kino

not only are they pedos, they are dumb pedos. You'd think they would use a proxy or something or maybe not just think with their dicks. They deserve everything they get.

its hilarious how defensive his fan base gets when you mention that he is a pedophile and admits he only wants retarded kids to waste their parents money on him.

Add me on discord sweatie

username boating123

As much as I love to watch their suffering and I believe these people should be put down, what actual law did they break?

> APOLOGIZE
For what? That fucker indoctrinated good ol' JR with all his talk of puppies.

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>A little pussy
Can we try to show some sensitivity with our language given the subject material please?

she's so cute its making me feel uncomfortable

Take them behind the shed and put a bullet in their heads. If I ever have a daughter I'd literally kill anyone that even looked at her in that way until she was the legal and consenting age

These are the same guys who call everyone who disagrees with them holes and roasties, and repeat it over and over again as if they're cool for being mildly edgy

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Criminal Attempt, it's a felony.

Look at this yeehaw motherfucker, turning the entire situation into a pity party for himself. What a fucking shitbag.

So what happened to Vincent Amborsia salad?

Aw yeah bitch i'm gonna fuck your tight asshole. you fucking slut bitch, i'm gonna fuck it up right good you be feeling like your ass had a dumptruck run through it nigga, aw shit bitch be prepared, lube that shit up real good for my huge cock, this dick is gonna fucking wreck your shit up bitch, aw yeah bitch i'm gonna fuck your tight asshole. you fucking slut bitch, i'm gonna fuck it up right good you be feeling like your ass had a dumptruck run through it nigga, aw shit bitch be prepared, lube that shit up real good for my huge cock, this dick is gonna fucking wreck your shit up bitch, aw yeah bitch i'm gonna fuck your tight asshole. you fucking slut bitch, i'm gonna fuck it up right good you be feeling like your ass had a dumptruck run through it nigga, aw shit bitch be prepared, lube that shit up real good for my huge cock, this dick is gonna fucking wreck your shit up bitch, aw yeah bitch i'm gonna fuck your tight asshole. you fucking slut bitch, i'm gonna fuck it up right good you be feeling like your ass had a dumptruck run through it nigga, aw shit bitch be prepared, lube that shit up real good for my huge cock, this dick is gonna fucking wreck your shit up bitch, aw yeah bitch i'm gonna fuck your tight asshole. you fucking slut bitch, i'm gonna fuck it up right good you be feeling like your ass had a dumptruck run through it nigga, aw shit bitch be prepared, lube that shit up real good for my huge cock, this dick is gonna fucking wreck your shit up bitch, aw yeah bitch i'm gonna fuck your tight asshole. you fucking slut bitch, i'm gonna fuck it up right good you be feeling like your ass had a dumptruck run through it nigga, aw shit bitch be prepared, lube that shit up real good for my huge cock, this dick is gonna fucking wreck your shit up bitch, aw yeah bitch i'm gonna fuck your tight asshole. you fucking slut bitch, i'm gonna fuck it up right good you be feeling like your ass had a dumptruck run through it nigga, aw shit yeah

Solicitation of sex with a minor

youtube.com/watch?v=ZD47OJU6RH4

Interrogation for dessert.

why do these ugly guys think little girls would want them. they want cute pretty boys like me :3

>An attractive guy has never stepped into a Tcap house, i'll let that sink in.
AHEM

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If they had done these stings in my state in the early/mid '00s, I would have definitely been caught.

Fuck off roastie. These guys are total incels. Have sex.

>In fact a lot of these guys aren't even strictly pedos, they're losers who just bit on the first person to show interest.
Completely untrue. In every case, they purposefully sought and initiated contact with what they thought were 12-13 year olds. And made explicit comments to them in chat, and often sent dick pics. Nobody who showed up at that house was just innocently hanging around a chat room talking about bullshit, they went to chat rooms that were specifically for underage kids, had no business being there, as an adult, and would start the conversation, asking immediately if they're young.

Go to perverted justice.com, that's the site Hansen worked with to catch these fucks. There are no "losers who bit on attention". They're all sick fucks who thought they were going to fuck a child.

In fact, you're completely wrong, and you're probably trying to make excuses because you're doing the same fucking thing.

Gasoline fire

no minor was involved

next

same but i wouldnt have been arrested because I was 10

kek, based

What good is a proxy, when they're showing up in person, which in itself is all the intent the cops need to lock the sick fucks up?

Its funny to me that these dudes who have never had a woman attracted to them for one day of their life get online and get a 10/10 supermodel quality "little girl" asking them to come over and arent the least bit suspicous

They're stupid and thinking only with their penis

One time a minor did show up with a adult and they sent the minor home.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attempt
doesn't matter to the law, you get caught and you get charged with a felony and you go to jail. Maybe you could talk the lawyer into explaining to the judge that but let's be honest he would just laugh in your face.

“Look at how I dress everyone thinks i’m weird”

Fucking Kek

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A laundry list of felonies, according to what state they're in. Some of them send cp to the decoys. Some send selfie lewds, which is a felony. Some solicit with explicit text, which is a felony. Showing up is intent, which is a felony.

What laws did they break? Trying to fuck kids.

Proxy is the wrong word. Maybe use caution when you are going to break the law. Would you order heroin online on the deep web from someone without doing any sort of research?

showed him too much pity imo
probably still fucking little girls
makes me sick

they think this is how normies live

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>say you'll do something
>obviously be too much of an incel pussy do actually do anything irl
>go to jail having never even kissed a girl
We live in the timeline of thoughtcrimes now. I love clown world.

Hey Tex, how ya doin'?

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So why was this released uncensored and not on the YT channel?

DSP's shit goatee is genuinely more upsetting to me than any diddler.

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>you don't even need to commit a crime anymore to get arrested.
This is why america is a third world shithole

hey fatty

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Why don't the decoy ever hug them? What's the worst that can happen? You're surrounded by police officers and a camera crew.

showing up to the house and going inside means youre going to do something. Shoo pedo internet defense force

When a show gets old and stale you gotta switch up the format and get a new host. What they should do is hire that little girl from game of thrones and combine the roles of bait and hansen. She doesn't disappear, she just changes her demeanor from child to adult and does the interview herself.

I think that'd be funny.

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What's Chris thinking here?

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The people Sam fucks the hardest are his fans so there is no one who actually enjoys his content.
Especially when he hasn't really released any content in like 2 years.
Fuck all pay piggies who support this behaviour.

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i always find it fascinating when people waive their rights and just talk to police and confess. this guy though has clearly been through some mental shit and just wants to come clean and have everything out in the open. like hes exhausted of existing.

incel transmissions could of poisoned her

He literally had a knife that they didn't know about. She's not that safe.

>say you'll do something
>make plans to do it ad begin taking the first steps towards doing it
>go to jail having never even killed an infidel
bbc.com/news/world-europe-45673221

>well looks like we have here a mexican stand off :^(

Disable your prey before they change their mind

I like the way you think

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>could of
literally kys

Thanks for the replies fellas, made my day XD

I miss the days that we'd all stream TCAP :(

>fuck i'm fat, too
>ill just say my dad was fat

no one is coming over to fuck maisie brotha

When it comes to traffic stops and shit people think being honest with the cops will get them a break. When it comes to this shit I don't get it. This retard was just painfully lonely and I think wanted somebody to tell him things were going to be okay or he just wanted to be understood. I wish he had served more time.

youtube.com/watch?v=JmQ5SishuNE

lol stay seething

K I N O

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but then the pedo just gets hard

awww do you miss your wittle Yea Forums fwiends you wittle baby?

Fuck you, asshole, fuck you.

youtu.be/GNUBqrZ765I

yeah she looks hella abused here

Most of this was occuring when chat rooms on AOL weren't being monitored. And, most of these pedos aren't the sharpest knives in the drawer. If you read interviews with the people who worked on catching these freaks, these are the ones that didn't bail or get scared off. They've said, for every one they caught, there are probably tons more too smart to get caught this easily.

He almost convinced the presenter.

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that's totally my face right now when i read those posts too

>hasn't released any content
March 2019
>Happy World Daddy Episode 3
>Theatre of the Aire Episode 1
>Hydewars Episode 36
April 2019
>KSTV 2 Episode 1
May 2019
>Hydewars Episode 37 Featuring Nick
Literally Tomorrow
>Happy World Daddy Episode 4
But keep saying he doesn't put out any content

>all the cameramen come out to compound his misery
Man, that's harsh. Bad enough they get Hansen reading out their chatlogs and calling them monsters but just to rub it in their face that they got caught red handed is a little too much like gloating.

>you thought this was gonna be your first rodeo, huh kid?

are you going to repeat this in every thread

Chris isn't fat! >:(

not that one, the one that was jorah's little sister, I just like to imagine her reading the transcript.


>you have condoms and a 6 pack of coors banquet, what are those for?

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ITS VINCE AMBROSIA

THE TEXAS HAMMER

youtube.com/watch?v=KIM2WKMUK8I

>little girl

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Because they know what the sick fucks have been sending in text. Would you want to touch a creepy fuck like that? Can you be sure the sick fuck won't try something? It's common fucking sense. Why are you focused on the lack of physical contact? Why would them getting to touch the decoy even matter?

they key is to use not one, but seven proxies

Why are you focused on defending the lack of physical contact?

That's a hell of a humblebrag

some people just are shit at lying and being honest is easier. the kicker is they think also being honest, being the easiest option, will give them the lesser penalty or even gettin off. even though cops can lie their asses off

He's thinking of the scene in Shawshank Redemption when the fatty dies the first night for crying like a bitch.

>Why are you focused on the lack of physical contact?
it's hardly a small detail if we're talking about supposed sex crimes

>decorated war vet
>lost an eye to gooks
>gets swooped up by crooked cops for just trying to get to the beach

So let me understand

Your daughter invites an ugly sex soliciting loser incel with no game to your house, and the one you'd be disgusted with is the guy who showed up for free pizza? The predators don't have morals, but any victim that's analogous to the decoy is fucked in the head.

If they offered to meet in public I bet they would catch the more dangerous guys that catfish as young men and throw you in a van.

Learn english retard. Stop talking exclusively in parroted buzzwords and you might actually get better at the language.

lol stay seethed*

FOOT WORSHIP IS NOT A CRIME
I
AM
UNTOUCHABLE

>cop has the meme tattoo
why do people do this, its so dumb

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they read out the chat logs because the sickos go into cognitive dissonance and deny the were going to do anything.
then they hear their logs and realize how disgusting they really are

Mike's Hard Lemonade, faggot. It's like you've never seen the show.

doesn't excuse the fact he is a pedo
lmfao, you're literally seething

was he our guy?

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An actual pay piggie replied to my comment.
Please never again get the notion that your input is ever sought after.
Also die.

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he breaks down and confesses
she stabs him in the throat

Retaining your right to remain silent is easier than being honest which is easier than lying.

>and the one you'd be disgusted with is the guy who showed up

Yes, the one I'd be disgusted with is the guy who hangs out in chat room soliciting sex to underage girls and then going over to their actual houses to fuck them. How braindead do you have to be to even ask a question like that? You're actually a retard.

pastebin.com/G99MU60K
Here's the chatlog btw

Because those fucks shouldn't get to touch anyone, pedo.

Can anyone one Sam be any more based?
He must really strike fear to still be smeared like this after all these years.

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what about tyrone's gentle caress from behind?

dude just wanted to be beaten up by a little girl. Is that really so bad?

Wow, you're obsessed. It's not healthy.

I understand why they never released it
This one's just pathetic.
Other predators were pathetic too but at least in a funny way
This one's just depressing and not really something you want to see on tv.

hah i forgot he is gay too. a gay pedo. lmfaorofl.
someone tried to defend this by saying its "manly" to fuck guys. yet Sam himself openly says that faggots and gays are mentally ill and should be put to death.

Sam fried his brains from roids, all the "new" content his either horribly disappointing or Sam literally plagiarizing himself because he can't come up with new material anymore.

incent: Cool
Vincent: Could I see a pic of you


Not even 10 lines in

Vincent Ambrosio sounds like a male solo pornstar who caters exclusively to mature women and gay men.

this. How is that even breaking the law

>firstandgrand: but this could be a trap, and I could go to jail
>decoy: naww

speech level: 100

yes that's a reddit meme, sue me punks XD

They need to get Gordon Ramsey to host it tbqh. That would be fixing kino watching him yell at pedos

could anyone be more of a based faggot for worshiping a self-hating pedophile faggot than you?
no.

>smeared
since when is the truth a smear?

>little girl
>FirstAndGrand
>FAG
user I...

>attempt to have sex with an adult but she lied about her age
>suddenly what you attempted doesn't matter

I just want it to work one way or the other, it can't be both

*Vincent Dick Pic*

Aaaaaaaaand he's going away for a while, right there.

>13.20 female detective says he has a big dick.

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>well i can't do that over the internet
how exactly is this "not entrapment"?

Tyrone is on the other side of the door to protective custody. A fatty like that, convicted of child fucking, in gen pop? Yeah, not happening.

>you wanted to fuck her RAW

So does anyone know what happened to some of the guys from the first run? Has it been long enough that they'd be out?

Fucking a teenager does not make you a pedophile

>Vincent: I want you to get a ruler and measure how long the slit is
>Jenna: Huh?
>Vincent: Your vagina
>Vincent: I wanna see how small it is

>naww
brilliant, no man could ever have seen through this

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you got me there, didn't even notice it.

Because she's not a police officer.

You're a pedo. Die in a gasoline fire.

They don’t get arrested. Because they didn’t actually break any law - they were talking to an adult the whole time. They just get publicly shamed and scared shitless. That’s how some guys ended up getting caught multiple times.

imprisoned for curiosity. i guarantee da vinci did the same in his day

But why did he dress as a cowboy?

I've seen the original TCAPs a million times and know that he was gay, don't worry bout it

Look at this obsession. You're just randomly name calling strangers on the internet.

>why don't you just shoot me
based

weird face, the eyes remind me of an animal but i don't know which

>I'd be disgusted with is the guy who hangs out in chat room soliciting sex to underage girls and then going over to their actual houses to fuck them.

So it is normal for your wife's daughter to invite men like that? lmao

>they dont get arrested
>most episodes past the first season have cops arresting them and an interrogation.

How do you mistake a cowboy hat for a fedora you retarded yankee fuck?

No, they actually got arrested, dummy. Like you're going to be.

Fucking kill yourself faggot.

I have your flight plan right here Vincent...

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Fuck you, asshole, fuck you.

then why are they even allowing Hansen to film them instead of just leaving?
and why do retards here say they get jailed for an "intent"?

so he was an incel with a horse?

No it's not normal or acceptable. Where was it ever said that she wouldn't be disciplined for it? Sorry, are you actually retarded?

>Because they didn’t actually break any law - they were talking to an adult the whole time.
yeah that's not how it works at all. criminal law is based on intent and you clearly broadcast your intent when you tell an adult decoy that you'd love to smash their 12 year old pussy. doesn't matter if you're talking to a 12-year-old or not.

Why is Yea Forums so obsessed in pedo topics all the time? It's like the same groups of people arguing the same thing over and over too.

Sure it's been like 12 years since the original TCAP ended, probably most if not all are out. One guy from Georgia got like 25 years tho so not him

Objectively false

Look at the triggered pedo, still sperging.

isn't the whole point of prison getting pedos raped to death by negroes?

NO FUCKING WAY.
What is she trying to do? Help him get into women? Or are women actually attracted to badboy pedophiles?

>incel with a horse
If he had a horse he'd be getting mare pussy 24/7 and would 100% not be an incel

BURN 'EM CLEAN

Where is this hatred coming from? You just can't stop lashing out at people.

This dude actually took the Illya ruler meme pic to heart, holy shit

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He was carrying big iron (pocket knife) on his hip

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What would be embarrassing (outside having your ugly mug get broadcasted while getting outed as a child molester) would having someone around your age like the decoy see how much of a loser you are.
That's why I can never hire escorts around my age and usually go for older ones. I'd feel a lot more pathetic if they saw someone my age hiring them to suck on their toes. Just a thought.

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The camera guy looks like he could be a predator himself.
Also lol at Hansen saying "theres no way to go but up from here" yeah this guys life is just gonna get worse

Fuck now I have to play New Vegas

>when Chris fucking Hansen gives him the dad pep talk

Jesus fuck this is hard to watch. I just want Generic White Male back.

women have a warped concept of attraction, even more than the common weirdo on Yea Forums.

yeah, if I ever hire an escort it's probably going to be a MILF.

I couldn't stand to do it with a w*man my age

>the part where he gets a sockpuppet girl to lure her
jesus fucking christ

he not only talked with marky while she was 14, but also many others, and as young as 12.
marky has admitted that he showed him a lot of child porn and routinely seeks to go after girls who are 10-12 (his preference) but can only get 14-16 year olds.
I'm sorry, but you don't know the whole story, Sam is a pedo. had sex with a tranny (sucked his dick). and uses his self-hating faggotree to get money from idiots.

so why was he in the cowboy uniform?
he even had the boots

In the chat he said he was small and could fit inside her. She said it was big, and he wasn't even erect. Also she is trying to be his friend as he convicts himself on a tape recorder.

he should have gone for one of the guns, done a backflip off the car and shot two of them while still mid-air, then landed a split-kick on the other two before landing on the ground in a crouch.
then shot the remainder, the camera crew, and the presenter before absconding with the fair maiden, despite her being a roastie in disguise.

he's pretty big

He's a weirdo loser lol

youtube.com/watch?v=IxsnK5TzG9c

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Rick owens?

No she doesn't.

holy shit chris

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>These are the lowest common denominators of humanity.
But isn’t it mostly white people that show up on How to catch a predator?

this, flattering someone, making compliments about them is one way of obtaining information.
the fbi do it too, and works best with the opposite sex, which is why they had the woman interview him alone.

>I'm 19 and a senior in high school
>she wont literally freak when a 40 year old shows up

You wanted to call her in, didn't you?

>therapist has him on lexapro, gabapentin, and adderall
no wonder this retard is so fucked in the head, dumbass will take anything a doc shills to him.

looks alright for a 60 year old man
also evading taxes makes you look younger

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Dude he's funny, his shit reay hits. Oh and your HRT is showing with your faggoted choice of attacks.
Well I've yet to see proof anywhere, even on 4x2chan nothing even remotely solid has been posted. It just reeks of effeminate desperation to attack something that upsets the transmind. The fact it's repeated like clockwork every time just shows how inorganic it is.

A Texan always does it BIG. Little lady there was gonna get that lesson pretty well if it weren't for ol' flamin' check Chris over there.

back to /pol/ you go!

strange face, how old is she??? she is tiny as well. I would fuck her just to give her some self esteem

>admits he watches cp

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Wow, user, you're so smart and have such a keen psychological instinct. Tell me more about /pol/. What are they really up to? Who is this EternityChan that I've heard so much about?*teehee* I like your muscles :3

it's a white neighbourhood that they set the house up in, and a white nationalist chat room that they post the fake ads.
as a nigger, you can try joining it, as soon as you post a photo of your face they'll perma-ban you for being negroid.

Some might be out, but it's not like they went back to normal lives. They're convicted felons, so goodbye to careers and decent jobs, and they're on the registered sex offenders list.

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wish i could get some adderall. would make me godlike at mordhau

>21:00 HE LOST HIS VIRGINITY TO A 18-YEAR OLD BOY. PENETRATED BOTH WAYS.

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psst, you're taking the bait

a cute! CUTE!

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i wonder how many sexy cunnys actually hook up with pedos over social media, its gotta be like 90% bait accounts

Chris Hansen is like our internet dad.

>sits down
>I have nothing to live for anyway
that turned real quick

>psst, I'm retarded

Don't reply to me, retard.

Does anybody have the link?

Didnt chris cheat on his wife with a 19 year old? hes hardly any better than ol big tex here aside from a couple of rotations around the sun-a-roonie.

What a fucking tard.

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how do people get baited by police in 2019?

Kids love snapchat and other facetime apps

i fucked her

do you just choose to ignore reality?
>dude he's funny
I'm sorry you're mentally retarded. your opinion means nothing. its nice that you support a guy who sucks tranny dick, then spouts how trannys and gays should be killed.

Not requesting CP, but like what the fuck is he talking about

kill yourself lol

why didn't he just prove them he is no pedo and try and rape the woman cop???

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Never underestimate the stupidity of people

no you didnt fuckface

You kill yourself you underachieving sack of shit. No wonder your parents aren't proud of you.

...

KEK

He is trying to answer the investigators question without admitting that he has child porn on his phone

lies, insidious lies

>legal and consenting age
What's the difference between those?

he served 30 months of a 10 year sentence

too bad he didn't khs

>Ive yet to see proof
>pics of them together
>sam talking about her in one of his skits
>text messages that line up perfectly with what he talked about in that skit
poor attempt at damage control Sam.

You sound like a sexy woman and I am lonely, I will tell you what you want to know.
eternity chan is a chat room with hackers in it who rob people of credit card numbers and steal their names and use them to make terrorists and buy drugs on the deep internet.
do you want to meet up in real life?

Idiots don't know what hats look like. hell the hat they call a fedora is usually a Trilby.

>this is not a good day for you

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>19 year old
Who fucking cares? How is this a big deal? Kid is literally a teenager. If he was just two years younger, no one would give a shit.

but he isn't, so he gets his boypussy dilated by tyrone and jaquan

He will eventually probably. Imagine he got his ass beat every day and raped pretty regularly

dont they pose as a 12 year old? a 17 year old with a 12 year old is still fucking weird

want one as a pet, or two, so they can hop around and steal keys from warlords and follow me and my jaguar around

>17 year old and 13 year old
yeah its still fucking weird dude

>Chris: "Hey Tex how ya doin'?"
>Vincent: "Hey how ya doin..."

Holy shit lmao

this dude isnt 19 lol

great minds think alike

I'm not the one with a pantyhose fetish.

the police telling him he got a big dick got my sides in orbit

maybe if your autistic.

What's the context to this?

>Where was it ever said that she wouldn't be disciplined for it?

You had to discipline your daughter not to invite disgusting men with aspergers to fuck

Let that sink in

Tyranny Squad is on fire tonight.

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look punk
if you're under 18 then you're a fucking kid

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What if he just repeated everything Chris Hanson said. Would they ever include that footage in the episode?

prison rape is just a meme retards
and sex offenders do time with other sex offenders not in "general population" so nothing happens to them
sorry to burst your bubble

Well you gotta have the cutoff somewhere. Judges don't have the fucking time to evaluate every single person to find out whether it's creepy or not that they date someone younger

OHHHHH HOLY SHIT!

CONFIRMED FOR A PEDOPHILE FAGGOT!

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Nobody is going to be okay with anyone fucking a 12 year old, pedo.

Lexapro didnt do anything but make my dick broke.

Yes. Don't answer my criticism, set up an imaginary scenario to attack instead. It's so ducking transparent dude.

I mean, I slept with a 14-year old when I was 20 (Now 19 and 25). Granted, we knew each other for a long time and now we're engaged, but still, it's not that crazy of an age gap. 12 seems a bit too far, but isn't that weird.

the people who religiously post sam hyde hate are some of the weirdest obsessive losers i have ever witnessed

confirmed for predator who goes in for the hug

>well, what is it

user I don't think I'm that pretty. I have to wear so much make-up just to leave the house but you're such a sweetie pateetie for saying that :3 Get me some screencaps from Eternity Chan and maybe I can send you something too. I've got so many wine coolers here for when we meet up and talk about all this. I'm really looking forward to this, handsome. You're making me blush with how much you know and how pretty you think I am. I'm a tomato right now :3

Because most of them get away, statistically speaking.
Also this.
And definitely this.

I understand what you are saying, but couldnt it be that those guys just think that their odds of striking with a kid are higher than with grown up girls? I mean, they are indeed losers and a lot of girls that are young are instantly attracted by any older guy that gives them attention. I think the best way to know if they are actually pedos would be if the profiles that they use to bait these degenerates were of girls of some foul age, such as 10 years old or lower. Calling someone into a 14 year old girl a pedophile is debatable.

if he was a hollywood director or a politician no one would give a shit either.

sam is a gay pedophile, who has a lot of child porn

MAYBE
JUST
STOP WEARING THAT FUCKING HAT
AND THAT FUCKING COAT?
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO ASSASSINATE SOMEONE IN WILD WEST TIMES
EXCEPT IN WILD WEST TIMES NO ONE HAD ENOUGH FOOD TO GET THAT BIG, LARGE AND HUGE

lol pwned

jesus christ

they have a lot of free time with all of the dilation

all that's gonna burst is your anus, coping pedo

disgusting criminal should be exectued

The difference between a 12 year old and a 14 year old is literally puberty.

this guy is exactly what i imagine the average Yea Forums poster being like.

he's such a spineless pussy that i doubt he's any kind of "predator". if the girl had told him to leave he would have. dude had no happiness, no hopes and dreams, and he thought a chance at experiencing some joy before he died had fallen into his lap. he knew it was probably bullshit and he'd get caught, he knew what he was doing was wrong, but he was willing to take the risk because why not? what else did he have to live for? he was almost certainly a virgin and will die a virgin. he's literally the "lonely and horny" meme.

laugh at him and in all likelihood you're laughing at yourself.

reported to feds

>I slept with a 14-year old when I was 20
yeah thats weird dude, what fucking eastern european post soviet bloc country are you from where thats normal?

If he (or anyone for that matter) started acting like Chris Hansen the moment Chris walks out, that would be the funniest shit ever.

>Chris: "Why don't you take a seat right over thereeeee."
>Pedo: "Oh hi Chris it's nice to meet youuuuuu."

Just trolls Chris throughout the interview. It would be brilliant.

i fucked an 11yo girl yesterday, might do it again tonight
however it won't be that great, the first time she gets it is unique

Why are pedos so disgusting? Why can't they just be wholesome?

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he's a trannyfucking child abusing deadbeat nihilist

fucking based

The smart ones don't show up to meet them in person. They get what they want over the computer and leave it at that.

Im not into cowboy core, Im starting to build my wardrobe around tracksuits actually.

He sent her a dick pic. What he thought was a 12 year old girl. He wasn't "just lonely", he wanted to fuck a 12 year old girl. He told her that, in text, point blank.

Stop trying to rationalize pedos.

reddit has brainwashed you, not every board is /r9k/

Reason why I see it as too far at 12.
Nope, but it doesn't matter.
Arkansas, so I guess you could say it's an entirely different reality over here.

yikes

Reports of Molestation by the General Population

In 1983, a probability survey of the sexual experiences of 4,340 adults in five U.S. cities found that about 3% of men and 7% of women reported sexual involvement with a man before the age of 13 (i.e., 30% was homosexual).4

In 1983-84, a random survey of 3,132 adults in Los Angeles found that 3.8% of men and 6.8% of women said that they had been sexually assaulted in childhood. Since 93% of the assailants were male, and only 1% of girls had been assaulted by females, about 35% of the assaults were homosexual.5

The Los Angeles Times surveyed 2,628 adults across the U.S. in 1985.6 27% of the women and 16% of the men claimed to have been sexually molested. Since 7% of the molestations of girls and 93% of the molestations of boys were by adults of the same sex, about 4 of every 10 molestations in this survey were homosexual.

In a random survey of British 15-to-19 yr olds, 35% of the boys and 9% of the girls claimed to have been approached for sex by adult homosexuals and 2% of the boys and 1% of the girls admitted to succumbing.7

In science, a review of the professional literature published in a refereed scientific journal is considered to be an accurate summary of the current state of knowledge. One of the most comprehensive such reviews was published in 1985.8 It concluded that homosexual acts were involved in 25% to 40% of the cases of child molestation recorded in the scientific and forensic literature.

he didn't abuse her by hitting her, but took her anal virginity.
her nose bleeds easily like that dumb anime meme
fucking her up the ass caused her blood pressure to rise and the nose to bleed
they took a selfie after he defiled her
some time after that Sam talked about it in one of his skits (look up Boston Ross)
she gave him poopdick
ignore his dick sucking shills, the evidence is irrefutable.

you are really clever and i bet you are good at sports too you sound like you understand a lot of stuff that no one else understands and i bet you could be a scientist, i bet you are so pretty even without make up and the make up makes you prettier like a famous actress.
i have some screen pictures of eternity chann on another Hard Disk Drive but it is in my storage locker so i have to drive there and pick it up and drive back and plug it in so it will take about 30 minutes, keep the thread alive for me.
p.s. i am underage so i can't drink so please don't offer me any wine coolers because then i will be in prison sorry thanks.
maybe we can become married soon thanks sorry

it's a nautical star. it used to indicate sea service in the US military (usually marines, but sometimes navy), but now it's mostly just a hipster shitter tat. on a cop in the 2010s it's about 50/50 could be either.

There was an episode of Wired for Sex where an adult had sex with a 14 year old. He went to jail.

mhmm, home baked

this can't be real, must be a psy-op

she's sitting in one of the spines.

is what he's proposing here even illegal?

Isn't that a girl he's with?

I don't actually know that much about him

Her mouth is so small, and considering that she herself is already quite small that's an exceedingly tiny mouth we're looking at, even a small mediocre penis would seem large and in charge

>bring your own camera crew and spring it on him when he pulls out the chat logs

Also Russian mob

No you don't. Just make 18 the universal age of consent. Put a 4-6 year gap law so you don't get these ridiculous scenarios where a 20 year old is a sex offender for having sex with a 17 year old. As long as you both consent and are within 4-6 years of each other's age, age of consent doesn't apply to you.

w-why would she do that?

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What apps do I download so I can ERP with the perverted justice squad

new thread

nice attempt, keep shilling for your faggot you love so much
that is a 14 yo girl. the tranny whom's dick he sucked was posted in this thread as well.

I think letting a 12 year old shit in your mouth is probably not legal

Perverted Justice shut down, because the chat room culture died off. Plus, cops have departments of their own now for catching pedos.

>4-6 years
"no officer, I'm 13 so it's fine I fucked this 9 year old"
giving consent doesn't fucking matter, the entire point is that children aren't able to give consent
and if you think that's a ridiculous scenario, that's exactly why a cutoff age exists

Except if he was 17 no one would give a shit. He could have just turned 19 before this video, meaning that if he were just 13 months younger, what he was doing would be 100% legally acceptable.

so as not to fall off.
it is easy to fall off a log

How does the current format work then? Who does the RP on which apps?

she's a dancer, I'm sure she can hold herself up

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>"no officer, I'm 13 so it's fine I fucked this 9 year old"
Do you not realize this already legal? They're both under the age of consent.

FBI agent here, as long as it isn't for sexual purposes, it's absolutely fine.

why do i fell bad for the guy?

the 5 point star is american. the 8 point star is a common russian prison tattoo used to denote skill or loose criminal hierarcy, not necessarily mob related as far as I know.

if she's a dancer then she should pursue a career in dancing.

Cunnyposting in a TCAP thread, where you know no one will report you. Genius

>WHAT NO WAY

plz reply

I think we milked this for all the laughs we could, sweetie.

ugly people tend to be dumber, and only dumb (or old and desperate) people fall for these stupid ass stings. also nobody cares when an attractive younger man fucks a 14 year old. if anything women are even MORE attracted to him because he's a criminal bad boy.

>the evidence is irrefutable.
What evidence tho?

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What?

nah that's weird as fuck that's a senior with a 7/8th grader

It's actually not legal, it's just not really enforced.

lmao this thought experiment

If someone the age of majority fucks a 13 year old, they raped a child

But if a 13 year old fucks a 9 year old, suddenly the 13 year old has a leather jacket and cigarette in his mouth