Have sex

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I may not have had sex before but I could fuck you up

>Current year
>Having sex

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40 years old and still a virgin.. Haha what a funny concept. Haha not like that actually happens Haha. Definitely not to me... haha

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sex is overrated. muh chemical release when I orgasm. fucking monkey shit. read a book.

why are normies so concerned with others having sex? is it some cope to rationalize their degeneracy? like if everyone is doing it, its ok and theyre not scum?

Gentle reminder that incel was a term coined by females describing themselves.

Why did it turn into a Bollywood film at the end? Are they saying thats what sex is like? Whats the joke?

What are some books?

smoke weed

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When I'm so close to obtaining wizard powers? Fuck off.

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>tfw 30 year old virgin

haha, glad I'm not a loser like that guy

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i'm married.

>just 5 years left
no, i´ll still fap to my waifu though

Why don’t virgins just get a hooker if they’re that desperate?

Is it a pride thing?

Have you tried shopping for a hooker?

Want love, no sex ... still teenage mindset

Escorts aren’t hard to find

>want love

get a dog

>Sex with dogs ...

love != sex

Reminder that the main character in this movie was legit living a happy life doing nothing wrong and it was all the normalfags who were SEETHING at him that caused everything that happened later.

>married
I’d rather be a virgin desu

i sometimes miss my virgin life

there's different kinds of love

People are going to agree with this... but I'm thinking ur based

The thing is that you can't "just get a hooker" if you're a late kissless virgin

>look up for an appropriate hooker online
>call/message the hooker and set up the time and place of meeting
>look up for an appropriate hotel online
>go call up for a hotel room and pay up/reserve a room for that certain date
>day comes, go buy condoms and then drive to that hotel, go inside and wait for the hooker to come
>when she comes have some meaningless dumb small talk before you get to the room
>get into your room, get undressed and try to have sex for the first time in your life with basically a complete stranger while never even kissed a girl
>when it's over you get dressed, pay the hooker and then go home
Would bail out on step two already my famalam

gurindajomonočoskendajo

>hotel staff film you going in with a hooker and blackmail you
>hooker bites your dick and runs away with your wallet/clothes
I'm too paranoid for this.

this happened to me once

...which one?

everything

Even if I would have a sex life, I still would be posting frogs on Yea Forums
Like you

Easier said than done.

>even if you level up you will still be shamed

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