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the white walkers should have won in episode 3 with half the cast there dead, and then even at the end, as the hordes of the undead kill off every single last person on the continent, the remaining characters would be too stupid and angry at each other, fighting until the bitter end. i want a scene where white walkers are crashing at the gates of the red keep but cersei is struggling on the ground with arya and they stab each other to death as the gates break open
POST YOUR FIVE FAVOURITE CHARACTERS IN GAME OF THRONES:
>ROBERT BARATHEON
>STANNIS BARATHEON
>TYWIN LANNISTER
>SANDOR CLEGANE
>PETYR BAELISH
People that were literally less evil than Dany
1. Ramsey
2. Joffrey
3. Night King
4. Cersi
5. Any and all of the slavers
6. Stalin
"Your people can't fight"
/emilia/
was burning kings landing the honkpilled thing to do?
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Kit's answer is pure kino
first for *cough cough*
please give me the episode 6 plot leak.
anyone else feel the scene of him running away seemed weird
Ned you will mount me this instant or I will cut down your bannermen so fast I will make Arthur look like a drunken squire
The Lannisters entered this war under the rather childish delusion that they were going to slaughter everyone else, and nobody was going to slaughter them. At Castamere, Blackwater Bay, The Twins, and half a hundred other places, they put their rather naive theory into operation. They sowed the wind, and now they are going to reap the whirlwind.
>the incel selection
I'M A ROLLING THUNDER A POURING RAIN
I'M COMING ON LIKE A HURRICANE
imagine Bear Loli stands up and says something really cocky and arrogant to everyone, and they decide they aren't gonna let a little girl disrespect them like that anymore. so they put her on her knees and make her service every man in the room... it starts off tame with just a blowbang, but by the end she's got cocks pounding her every hole, a never-ending supply of men lined up, eager for their turn with her tiny, warm body. her mouth is filled to the brim with their semen, more than she can handle, but they make her swallow it all. her tight cunt filled with the loads of countless men, no doubt she'll bear a child - if she's even bled yet. after the night is over, she can't help but masturbate to the memories of being forcefully taken by all those strong, handsome men she previously talked down to. she knows it's wrong, but she feels a burning desire give up her title so she can take up work in the town brothel and feel that ecstasy again...
Look in the last thread you sperg.
BOW BEFORE YOUR QUEEN YOU SHITS
DESTROYING HER FOES WITH DRAGONFYRE, DAENERYS TARGARYEN, FIRST OF HER NAME AND THE RIGHTFUL QUEEN OF THE ANDALS AND THE FIRST MEN, MOTHER OF DRAGONS AND BREAKER OF CHAINS, SAVIOR OF THE NORTH AND THE BANE OF THE DEAD, NOW RULES THE SEVEN KINGDOMS
REBELLION WILL *gestures with his hand* NOT BE TOLERATED
EVERY MAN, WOMAN OR CHILD WHO DARES BETRAY HIS LAWFUL QUEEN WILL BE INCINERATED, NO MATTER THE LINEAGE
FIRE *gestures with his hand* AND *gestures with his hand* BLOOD
*gestures with his hand, even furiously*
THE NORTHERN WHORE NAMED SANSA STARK, KNOWN SUPPORTER AND LOVER OF THE FALSE KING JOFFREY BARATHEON, WHOM SHE LATER HAD ASSASSINATED OUT OF JEALOUSY AND SPITE, KNOWN FOR CONSPIRING WITH ONE PETYR BAELISH TO HAVE OWN HER FATHER, BROTHER, MOTHER AND UNCLE KILLED, AND KNOWN SUPPORTER OF THE HOUSE OF BOLTON AND HOUSE FREY, THE USURPERS OF THE NORTH AND THE RIVERLANDS, IS HENCEFORTH KNOWN AS THE ENEMY OF THE CROWN, AND WILL REMAIN SO UNTIL HER RIGHTEOUS DEATH
ALL GOOD CITIZENS OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS ARE ALLOWED TO DO HER HARM, RAPE HER AND DEFILE HER
ANY MAN, WOMAN OR CHILD WHO DARES NOT KILL THE BITCH WILL BE INCINERATED
THIS IS THE WILL OF DAENERYS STORMBORN OF HOUSE TARGARYEN, THE ONE TRUE HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE, THE RIGHTFUL QUEEN OF THE ANDALS AND THE FIRST MEN, MOTHER OF DRAGONS AND BREAKERS OF CHAINS, SAVIOR OF THE NORTH AND THE BANE OF THE DEAD
*gestures with his hand* THERE *gestures with his hand* WILL *gestures with his hand* BE *gestures with his hand* NO *gestures with his hand* PEACE *gestures with his hand*
is there even a throne left?
but strickland wasn't from westeros
Jon kills Dany, takes the black, Bran becomes king with Davos as Hand
>23 years in the making
>goes out hittin that hot dab
Is there a more based character than qyburn?
Very good idea. An ending that is truly crushing is the only kind of ending I would have liked to see the show have. Something like Deathnote (manga), where really regardless of the ending, it would feel terribly tragic.
based
I want to be Dany’s sex slave
Dumb whore
I wish we'd gotten another couple of seasons of Rome rather than this shit...
Now that /got/ will be ending in less than a week, let's share our favorite memories
>that stannisfag who started each thread with aaarrgg
>that danyfag who loved her before all of us
>AAAHHH JON CONNINGTON HELP ME
gotta admit that danyfag was right
t. Catelyn Tully controlling Ned through forbidden blood magic
after last episode daenerys
Daenerys
Arya
Daenerys
Daenerys
Jorah
...
holy fuck gregor looks like an action figure
> The most disgusting, evil and negative character from the start of the show
> Did literally nothing right
> Goes full retarded in the end of the show, that is pretty fucking predictable
> REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE D&D RUINED MY FAV CHARATER!!!!
What the fuck is wrong with people?
>he told us before the premiere that the final episodes would be the moment when the casual viewers would turn against D&D
>everything unfolded exactly as he predicted
Based autist.
Robert
Ned
Stannis
Tywin
Peter Baelish
Where do you think andals are originally from?
>his pauldron clipped through his arm
game of thrones CGI has the budget of a jrpg cutscene
Jaime
Cersei
Tywin
Myrcella
Qyburn
>Stannis
>Jaime
>Jorah
>Ramsay
>Melly
Ned was finally avenged lads. All those dirtbags in king's landing finally paid the price for what they did to him.
Cersei
Jaime
Joffrey
Littlefinger
Varys
Pycel
All had a hand in his death, and all those peasant kings landing scum and Lannister soldiers that disrespected him are now dead. Ned is finally avenged
>*SPALT*
Who is ‘he’ ?
Stannis
Jaime
Ned
Robert
Sandor
Based and redpilled
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
STANNIS
Davos
always knew femcels were a real thing
based dungeons&dragons
THIS WEEKS MEMES BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE SHITPOSTERS GUILD, TRUE SHITPOSTS FOR THE TRUE FAGGOTS.
>STANNIS BARATHEON
>ROBERT BARATHEON
>TYWIN LANNISTER
>SANDOR CLEGANE
>PETYR BAELISH
the magic of green screen
why didn't you protect her smile?
Varys didn’t even do anything wrong
no one like rob stark huh
i always thought she was a dumb bitch until last episode
what does joffrey's pussy taste like?
Why didn't Jon give her the dick?
all because john was gay and wouldn't fug his """aunt""""
so what are you /tv autist watching after GOT?
im a /co and DC fag so im waiting for batwoman and stargirl
based
>Andals
>Andal
>Andale yepa yepa arriba arriba!
Now I understand why Dorne is Spain
West World I guess
AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH SAVE ME YOUNG GRIFF
Objectively right
Botched character development is better than nonsensical plots and blatant disregard of logic and causality
HOLY SHIT IT'S KIT
I THOUGHT IT WAS PODRICK
The average tumblr landwhale/soiboy that cheers for dany doesn't remember a single thing that happened before season 7
It would be hard for me to be dumb compared to that shrewish trout Catlyn, Ned. Now stop playing hard to get and now lets make the next Sword of the Morning
DO IT AGAIN
Daenerys
Jon Snow
Tyrion
Arya
Your mom
He could have stopped it if he wanted. He admitted that
Why does his crown look like a cardboard cutout?
>ROBERT BARATHEON
>STANNIS BARATHEON
>NED STARK
>JON SNOW
>SANDOR CLEGANE
>reminder
> Please just a bit of cum im not asking for much
The lord commander’s just killed my Onion Knight
why are normies suddenly turning on the show now when it’s been at this quality for years?
and it’s not even Dany turning genocidal because episode 3 and 4 also have poor rotten tomato ratings
Dany is now basically elliot roger
Get rejected socially so conclude that cosmic justice demands you murder a bunch of people
ITT: characters who did nothing wrong
got prequels
Reminder that at this point pretty much all targaryens are clones of each other
Jon could have saved thousands by blowing millions into her.
who's the isildur of got?
Tywin Lannister
Roose Bolton
Petyr Baelish
Varys
Non-retarded Tyrion Lannister
The self proclaimed leader of Rhaenyea's army
Gonna start sopranos , heard it's amazing
Please post the "look how they massacred my boy" with Jaime's character arc
The Dragon Demands, youtuber and admin of the GoT wiki. His rants can get quite cringeworthy, but you won't find a lot of people more informed than he is on the show's writing and production process.
SAVE ME ELEPHANTS
That's not clipping, that's it riding up from the motion of the arm.
Robert's rebellion prequel with Henry Cavill
Yep. Dumbshits don't remember the vision at Qarth or her threat upon getting there, Astapor, Yunkai none of it. And that all the people who held her back are now dead.
HELP ME YOU BLUE HAIRED CUNTS
>The scene where Stannis tries to strangle Melisandre
Hot
they should have won in ep 3 and ended up at kl, where the survivors are forced to destroy the city with wildfire to defeat the army
That's how KL should have gone down, instead of Dany deciding to destroy it for LITERALLY no reason when she already had won
Tywin Lannister
Jaime Lannister
*COUGH* Varys
Stannis Baratheon
Alliser Thorne
expect from acting very stupid and essentially telling Tyrion and Jon that he plans to poison the queen
Dornish are Rhoynar you stupid cunt.
because normies just follow the crowd and now enough holes have been punctured in the show the dam's broke and now it's socially acceptable, or even further, "cool", to call it shit, so all the normies have switched
season 2 of Spartacus
seems pretty dope so far.
She's much better at acting evil than good
Why take control of a city that clearly didn’t have enough food to sustain itself. Better to take Cersei out after winter so the populace is greatful.
so didn't jon kill one of his soldiers for trying to ficki ficki?
bet he won't do anything to dany or grey worm
>BOBBY B
>STANNISSTANNISSTANNIS
>Tywin
>Sandor
>Theon
Killing lots of people is ok as long as they are evil and males. In most movies it works like that.
Randyll Tarly
Mace Tyrell
Oberyn Martell
Tywin Lannister
Jaime Lannister
A pretty good list.
Dude went to the prison asking ned to withdraw his charges against joffrey so he can be spared
>instead of Dany deciding to destroy it for LITERALLY no reason when she already had won
Her reason is that she's a sexually deprived incel and the only logical thing to do in her mind is commit a mass shooting, BAN ASSAULT DRAGONS NOW
Is this a cadet branch of House Goodmen?
what's a good site to stream Rome?
>he still doesn't know
kek'd
Or that she was gonna roast Jorah until Tyrion talked her down
The Blackfish
Ned
Barristan
Tyrion
Wun Wun
I tried to watch Spartacus but the CGI was so fucking bad that I couldn't, it felt like absolutely everything was filmed on a green screen, does it get better?
>literally had sex a week ago
>gets denied sex once
>OMG DAENERYS IS AN INCEL
what did Yea Forums mean by this?
why didn't she just have sex with her dragon?
Robb Stark
The Young Wolf
My brother
My captain
My king
no
he is westerosi in origin, the son of blackfyre rebels banished to essos
He just doesn't want Bran masturbating in Winterfell and doing nothing. To get him to help he's taking Bran's fap material away.
Based Witcher watcher
I heard its out December 20th this year
tbqh I'm torn between being glad I know and wishing I didn't know.
Where was Twenty Goodmen?
I simply refuse to believe Bran sitting on the iron throne is the ending intended by GRRM, that's just awful, so much more could be done with Bran's arc
>"I didn't define the rules of engagement in this conflict. The rules, if not written down, are defined by the aggressor. It was brutal, no holds barred. Women and kids were killed at The Red Wedding and The Great Sept. You put back in [the Lannister's] faces exactly what they're giving out."
You Grace
I have a developed a new device that I believe should be quite useful in the coming war
Was Strickland character assassinated?
........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ARRRRGH
>HBO has specifically stated they're not doing a roberts rebellion prequel
BUT
WHY
>Qyburn and Cersei didn't have a masterplan involving wildfire
>they just died like dogs instead
thank you D&D
>tfw no Ashara gf
King Stannis Baratheon
Lord Beric Dondarrion
Pre-s8e5 Ser Jaime Lannister, the Kingslayer
Ser Thoros of Myr
Post-s8e1 Queen Daenerys Targaryen
it looks garbage because movieshit always has these ridiculously oversized and floating pauldrons
a week is kind of a long time to go without sex desu
AHHHHHHHH SAVE ME SANDOR
She did nothing wrong. After seeing her come to KL during season 7 to deal peace with Cersei, everyone saw her dragons. Anyone who isn't completly retarded would have escaped long ago. People that stayed are stupid or suicidal.
okay theon
My favorite characters are
Darkstar
Stannis
Victarion
Jon Euron
What does that say about me?
just one more season of rome to spread out the plot of season two would have been worth more than the ENTIRETY of GoT
>the caches of wildfire that the mad king hid started going off during the attack
Was a nice touch
lol have sex danyfag
>loses his kingdom because he couldn’t just make a sexy peasant his mistress instead of marrying her
Lol dumbass
There's still time...
>The guy who threw everyone's dreams away for some whore's pussy
Yeah, really great character.
He's literally the worst stark after Sansa.
UUNNGG
stick with it for season 1
the main actor died and was replaced for the following seasons and he’s just not as good but also the story is shite too
Based Bomber Harris poster
5 DAYS
based anti-sansa poster
Dany
Varys
Jaime preSeason8
Davos preJon
Oberyn
>a week is kind of a long time to go without sex desu
>tfw more than 5 years
Same
NED CAN YOU PLEASE KILL THE DOTHRAKI WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
he survives.
brienne swore allegiance to him as the one true king and kept him hidden in safety, recuperating until the time when the throne was ready for him to claim.
I love how actual history is more kino than anything most fantasy writers shit out.
>Jon and Dany are having a back and forth about what she did while inside the Throne Room.
>After several minutes he kneels pledges himself to her, again.
>Dany tells him Sansa has caused many problems and that her and Drogon are headed North to leave it in ashes, he is to come with her to prove himself loyal.
>Looking shocked, Jon pulls his sword.
>Jon kills Dany by stabbing her through the heart, she instantly ignites on fire. He says "I love you, and I'm sorry".
>He pulls his sword from her, it is in flames.
>Dothraki kneel, Unsullied drop their weapons.
>Greyworm runs towards him and Drogon burns him.
>He drops his sword and the fire goes out.
>He sits / falls onto the throne in shock as what he has done. He is holding back tears.
>People come walking into what is left of the throne room, even Howland Reed is there, along with Yara, Sam and many more from a few Northern Houses and new Prince of Dorne
>Bran with his Three Eyed Raven eyes, still at Winterfull, comes out of his trace and looks at Sansa to say "It is done".
>Drogon walks behind the Throne chair and screams.
>Everyone inside the Throne room all kneel. Followed by what's left of the civilians and armies outside.
there are two more scenes after this but this is all i know. this scene is 14 minutes and some change. there is a time jump and a bit of rebuilding that took place in three locations, i don't know what those are. I guess Kings Landing, Nights Watch or the wall and Winterfell I assume. I do know they wanted a shot of Kings Landing after rebuild but it was after the set was destroyed but there may be a cgi shot, not sure about that either. the leaks that are floating around are laughable and people are freaking out about it. should know better.
Nobody expected it to lead to an assassination at a wedding though. And Frey was still going to get a royal marriage.
Robb did the typical Stark thing and died attempting to be honest and true to himself. There's something to say for that
...He died fucking his sister. Killed by Euron FUCKING Greyjoy.
haha, y-yeah... imagine going without sex for that long... not that I know cause I never have... g-gone without sex that long I mean... *adjusts glasses*
armour is supposed to float so that it moves with the body.
Watch Black Sails
Yuann of the House Goodshot is actually the arch enemy of the House Goodmen
>dany vented her rage on some random literally whos instead of cersei
>she didn't torture, skin and burn her alive or do other edgy shit while the crowd watches
it's so satisfying to be subverted all the time
subversion is truly the pinnacle of art
I'm glad writers don't want to make entertaining stories anymore but choose the route of asspull to increase the shock value that gets less and less shocking each time stuff like this happens
2 BOOKS IN 20 YEARS
2 BOOKS IN 20 YEARS
2 BOOKS IN 20 YEARS
ENOUGH TIME FOR A GIRL TO BE BORN AND GROW UP TO BE LEGALLLY B L A C K E D
24 years local champion reporting in.
That you haven't had sex
>Ramsay's Twenty Goodmen
>Mance's Twenty Goodmen
>Bronn's Ten Goodmen (with climbing spikes)
>One Goodshot
What does it all MEAN?
>vision at Qarth
Literally nothing. She saw KL in ruins, that could have meant anything
>her threat upon getting there Astapor, Yunkai none of it
That was all portrayed as a YASSS QUEEN moment from DnD.
Seriously they spent 7 seasons jerking off to her like she's some kind of messiah, downplaying all the character flaws she had in the books and having every character who meets her throw themselves at her feet saying "MY KWEEN" and "I CHOOSE YOU BECAUSE I BELIEVE".
They did not give any indication of her character going insane, or that she would ever burn a city of innocents when it wasn't even necessary for the war in any way whatsoever.
If they want to have her descent into madness then fine, but maybe they should actually build up to it instead of pulling it out their ass in the last episode of the show.
Heheh.
Based Aegon, The Mad Queen Slayer
Let's pretend they executed the story shown in season 8 so far perfectly.
Why did they make 2 massive parts of the story come to a climax at once, the white walkers and the iron throne/cersei? Why did they make them separate events? Why not combine them into one thing where winter ruins kings landing or something. I don't understand how having 2 apocalypse type events was ever supposed to not seem retarded. Is this how george will do it?
>Bobby B
>STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>Tywin Lannister
>Tyrion Lannister
>Lord Varys
Strong Belwas
Victarion
Vargo Hoat
Jeyne Poole
Arianne Martell
T. that danyfag, now fuck off back to where you came from you wretch
Ned
Robert
Tywin
The Hound
Roose
Varys
This.
These same people all threw shit at cersei in the streets and tried to kill Joffrey and rape Sansa. Then they wanted Cersei to save them. Scum of the earth and now theyve been cleansed.
give it 5 years and eventually subversion will be so mainstream it's be shocking when a story actually has a satisfying, well-thought-out conclusion
Chernobyl, it sounds good and it's being discussed by Yea Forums
Yo when the fuck is the next book coming out?
>shit exploding in the background
>no one noticed the dragon flying over the city,heading towards the gate
SUBVERT MY ASSHOLE DABID SUBVERT ME
I have not had sex since 2014
thinking about it I was more content when I never had it, having it then not having it for years feels far worse desu
This was my tactic on stronghold. When food stocks started to run out and the people didn't love me then i just make my archers go on sudden training exercise away from the town and let the wolves come and kill off half the peasants then there's loads of food for the remainder
>double rations, lovely
Eddard Stark
Tyrion Lannister
Bran Stark
Stannis Baratheon
Jon Snow
>"next" """book"""
>be honest and true to himself
By betraying his promise to the Freys?
Ned would have married the ugliest Frey whore if he promised to do it and wouldn't back down. For duty and for honour.
> I TOLD YOU NED I TOLD YOU!
And I should add, I don't care about dany she's one of my least favorite characters, but bad writing is bad writing
nth for Stannis
I didnt read this but it looks cringe
I heard about Kripton, might check to see if it's any good
what on earth is that
>tfw fruit has more intercourse than me
punished Cosmo
>actually had sex
fuck off normie
have sex
There isn't separate goodmen, it's all the same organisation.
One goodshot is the SI unit of 20 goodmen, in such a quickly changing battle, it's better to save the syllables
???
so does arya or jon kill yassqueen?
i always read lannisters here and lannisters there but she didn't even attack lannisters.
she roasted civilians to kebabs while cersei and jaime and the high command would have been able to flee if not for plot-convenient rubble blocking the way, also casterly rock is still intact and chilling
Have we started the fire my queen?
Where is Sir Twenty Goodmen? Will they have time to include him in the last ep or will the plotline be dropped?
You got fat
Maybe the pussy was just too good, I dunno dude. Fair point though.
Robb was still clearly the best commander on the field in years and his people loved him for who he was. He kicked the shit out of Tywin constantly despite us never seeing a battle.
It only counts when it is will fellow humans
>Jon kills Dany, takes the black, Bran becomes king with Davos as Hand
>Robb did the typical Stark thing and died attempting to be honest and true to himself. There's something to say for that
That’s not a typical stark thing. Before Ned the Starks with pretty ruthless. Once he was head of the house, they were all about ‘muh honor.’ Which, in the books, is what killed Robb. D&D didn’t understand that, so they made him die because of his dishonorable choices, which is quite literally the exact opposite lol. Dumb Jews
can you explain that i dont get it
*teleports to King's Landing*
that man behind her it's ok?
If she was this cute in other seasons, maybe i wouldn't hate her so much
One more, reporting in
Literally every bookfag I know has turned against D&D on like season 5.
Myself and a few others held out until this season but this is pure tripe
Stronghold was good, but I became stuck on a mission, something to do with pigs or a boar lord, I forget. He had farms in front of his castle and I'd die every time. After perhaps 20 attempts I closed the game and never loaded it again.
She obviously likes the vanilla better though
That must be the new prince if Dorne they mentioned but why did Cersei say they needed him? What reason does he have to support their cause?
So brave.
I'm glad Stannis didn't live to see this shit.
FAT IS IT?
based satan
she always was cute, bro
Remember when they got MAX VON FUCKING SYDOW, arguably one of the greatest actors to ever exist. And made him do literally nothing before dying.
>tfw have dated exclusively black women on and off for 7 years and will never go back
>havent had sex in months
Don't fucking do this to me user. Jesus christ.
>What does that say about me?
THE DARKEST OF NIGHTS FALL AROUND MY SOUL
AND THE HUNTER WITHIN LOSES CONTROL
Isn't it easier to act evil than good?
>our favorite memories
I remember spending my birthday on /got/ a few years ago and a few anons wishing me a happy birthday. It was nice.
>that stannisfag who started each thread thread with aaarrgg
Was that me? Two years ago I used to spam agggghh in every single thread.
This is a good post
I will never understand why they decided to cast Tarantino for this role.
>since 1994
fix
Gonna be honest here lads, I wish Tywin was my grandfather.
This, King's Landing had it coming.
so are the white walkers really dead>??? what is the point of the wall or the nights watch now
bet tyrion's feeling a tad silly rn lmao
NORF
New Leaks.
>Dany is queen of the ashes, everyone but Greyworm is horrified by what she has done.
>Tyrion is imprisoned after he speaks with Jon; he is to be put on trial for treason for releasing Jaime. He tries the old trial by combat thing, Dany announces as her father once did that her champion will be fire. No one steps up to stand for Tyrion.
>Arya attempts to assassinate Dany, but is captured and killed. Dany vouches to burn Winterfell and Sansa next.
>This causes Jon to volunteer to be Tyrion’s champion.
> Jon survives being burned, emerges from the fire. He approaches Dany, “you will always be my queen.”
> Longclaw, which is already flaming from the fire, is plunged into Dany’s chest. She dies.
> Davos suggests Gendry should be King, but he doesn’t want it. A council is formed of all the major houses and Davos.
>Jon goes into exile beyond the wall and is reunited with Ghost and Tormund.
Sansa
Danny
Arya
Melisandra
Have Sex
Couldn't you argue that he died honoring his love as opposed to his house? He was still trying to honor someone.
>Stannis didn’t live
Oh sweetie.
Leaks indicate that the final scene of the final episode will be Stannis, Ser Twenty Goodmen, Darkstar, and Victarion riding in on horseback to save the kingdom (setup to a sequel)
DAS RYTE WYBOI
no.
someone mentioned him the other day and I didn't remember which one they were talking about.
screenshot needed.
That book is toast
Noooh.
Whatsgoingon here?
We all do.
With each generation of incest the chance that two randomly picked genes are completly the same increases because the amount of recombination and reshuffling that's possible decreases.
The y-axis tells you the chance in percentages.
After 10 generations of incest the chance that two randomly selected genes are identical in siblings is 85%
After 20 generations it is almst 100%
So the targs should have pretty much identical genetic sequences after centuries of inbreeding
> implying Stannis is dead
This bullshit is so much better than anything than they will actually come up with.
>Yer gonna die CRACKER
I wish slang for white dudes was a thing in Westeros
>Jon burned himself on the show already dummy, write something better if you want to fool anyone. Exiled himself, kek
Would be kino
I, Claudius
He wasn’t honouring his love he did it as he didn’t want to bring a bastard into the world after seeing how Jon Snow was treated.
Is Dorne really just a single city called "Dorne" according to D&D?
Jaime
Ned
Jon
Stannis
Tyrion
My top five favorite chacacters are
Stannis
Beric dondarrion
Victarion
Kevan lannister
Jon conington
What kinda person do you imagine?
>Arya attempts to assassinate Dany, but is captured and killed.
FUCKING FINALLY
I wouldn't even be mad
why would he suddenly survive dragonfire?
Jon is not immune to fire you fucking faggot
Absolutely. It was worthless other than to give the king a big city to live in. Filled with bottom-feeders, degenerates and women.
NK never really dies but it says there are a few more scenes, maybe we will learn if these leaks are real. I doubt they are though but I like them.
yeah but they do not always marry brother and sister. they marry other people from time to time
They mixed from time to time at least
>Before Ned the Starks with pretty ruthless
fucking this. Starks ruled the north with authoritarian iron fist not some honor bullshit. Greatjon submitted only after Robb proved he had fucking balls to put his vassals in place. Ned's muh honor was an anomaly. Roose Bolton was more of a Stark than Ned.
>tfw Bobby B was right about wanting to kill the Targaryen WHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRE
LANCEL, WINE
Arya tries to kill Dany and is captured early in 806.
Jon will kill Dany as a result. He was not going to until she threatened Arya and his Stark family.
Dany's death is going to trigger people I think. It's bad. Jon does not make it clean and makes her suffer. She dies alone, sobbing for Viserys. She keeps saying "I want to go home" over and over until she dies in a puddle of her own blood.
Jon fucks off North to live with the Wildlings. Reunited with Tormund and Ghost. Tormund tells him it's a good choice and he will be happiest here eventually and find peace.
Bran does become King. Sansa is the real power though.
Bran and Sansa watch Arya sail off. It's not outright stated for the audience but heavily implied that The Hound's final words to her have made her reconsider her life and that she is headed off with Gendry. This is the final shots.
That's basically it. Seems like Winterfell is abandoned. Unless they plan to move the capital there. If so it's done off screen and never stated for the audience.
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a incel
Well, the last part of the bio seems to check out.
wholesome
>stannis
guy burnt his own daughter cos he thought she was kingsblood
this is the level of conviction i aspire to have
No. They just marked Sunspear that way on the map for normies. Just like how Castle Black is marked as "The Wall"
very clever but no amount of wit is going to account for that goblina face
Stannis
Stannis
Stannis
Stannis
STANNIS
well, i mean, at least you know she's an honest gal
>Ashara joins the Harrenhal tournament with Rhaegar and Robert, in full armor so she can't be seen
>Actually beats everyone including Ser Barristan and Rhaegar
>Takes off her helmet, everyone is shocked
>Names Ned as the queen of love and beauty
baste
Jamie
Tywin
Sandor
Cersei
Varys
>Danyfag in damage control.
stop making shit up faggot nigger
yes he is. after he was resurrected he became full targyaroan, an emmisary of the lord of light. same reason why that guy could have a flaming sword.
>West World
Season 2 of West World is worse than the last 3 seasons of GoT combined.
Guys, my cancer is going to kill me before the final episode. I really thought I was going to make it to the end at least.
Is this actually some mercy? I guess it's kinda funny. I'll be spared, and you guys will have to suffer it.
Thanks for always being great, /got/. You've made me laugh.
was it painless? ye his brain prolly liquefied.
In no particular order
>Jaime Lannister
>Robert Baratheon
>Stannis Baratheon
>Beric Dondarrion
>Sandor Clegane
>arya is killed
pls be real
based
stannis
hallyne
davos
john
season 1-3 tyrion
I'm not sure if i got past the pig either. I mainly built takeshi's castle style obstacle courses full of pitch pits, stake pits, wild dogs and various other trials.
>place 240 ( i think that's the limit) hapless laddermen on one side of the course
>select all, click destination on the other side of the obstacle course
>r-right away sire
So why did Dany actually go crazy?
It wasn't just because of Missandei dying was it? that's pretty retarded if so
>inb4 because she needed to have sex
I WARNED YOU
>The event of ASOIAF never happen because Rhaegar becomes depressed after being beaten by a woman with no formal training
>Catelyn marries Ned's big brother
>Ned and Ashara get married and live happily ever after
Jon
Barristan
Melly
Davos
Ned
Reminder Baelish was the incel stand in
Because it subverts your expectations
I bet if I hit those names on pornhub it is going to return at least one pornstar
based
If you’re favorite characters include:
>tyrion
>lyanna
>Stannis
>brienne
>littlefinger
>arya
>sansa
>Jon
You are cringe and reddit bluepilled.
If you’re favorite characters include:
>daenerys
>euron
>cersei
>jaime
>bran
>davos
>melisandre
You’re based and respelled.
I knew tons of roasties would quote cersei after that episode aired , women are npcs
MUH LOVE
It was probably GoT that gave you cancer in the first place
Anyway F
If dubz, you'll live to see at least 3 spinoffs in entirety.
F
The show REALLY needed a 9th season and slower pacing. Holy shit.
>> Davos suggests Gendry should be King, but he doesn’t want it.
But why. Baratheons are top-tier house come the fuck on Gendry
You mean Daenerys*
Why does it feel that westeros is now like 2-3 cities and about a few dozen citizens?
fuck it give it to me. I DONT GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE
You're in for a ride lads
youtube.com
>Ashara’s Rebellion, 283 AC - 284 AC
Dany isn't immune to fire either, only in certain moments. They can easily write it that way for Jon too
I don't know if I'd go that far, but yeah, it was definitely a weaker season compared to the first
Tywin
Jaime
S1-4 Tyrion
Stannis
Davos
based honourable gentleman
im just here for the memes bud
FUCKEN' TARGARYEN SHITS
There are no female incels
The whoar was starving for attention.
>only in certain moments
?
she was always crazy, it's just that before her enemies were not surrendering and/or were definitively morally questionable so it didn't show
When she agreed with Tyrion to the bell thing she expected KL to fight till the bitter end. When the bell rang, she realized she had no justification to let her rage flow in fire and blood, thought about it, then decided to end the scene and burn it all
but I was expecting my expectations to be subverted, especially after ep 3
>Elia Martell
>Cause of Death: Rode by Mountain
woah
>At 12.5 million viewers, “The Bells” is, as we predicted, the most-watched Game of Thrones episode on its first US broadcast, finally dethroning the season seven finale, “The Dragon and the Wolf”, which stood at 12.07 million viewers, followed closely by the other battle episode of season eight, “The Long Night”, at 12.02 million.
>As expected, when accounting for overnight airings on HBO and streaming on HBO Go and HBO Now, “The Bells” also breaks the show’s reord, drawing a massive 18.4 million viewers!
b-but n-nobody is going t-to w-watch the prequel and spinoffs
There are, she is called Daenerys
kek, prolly
wrong but nice cope
Eddard Stark
Daenerys Targaryen
Barristan Selmy
Jon Snow
Stannis Baratheon
I'm sorry, user. George should burn for failing you like that.
So Henry Cavill will be Bobby B. Who's will be Rhaegar Targaryen?
Show
Eddard
Robert B
Tywin
Oberyn
Ygritte
Asoiaf :
Tyrion
Arya
Tywin
Mance Rayder
Varys
>Blackwood
>Dayne
>Martell
>Arryn
I see the Targaryen were mixing with the most based houses out there
You don't have to be a virgin to be celibate
If dubs you make it. If not dubs you still make it.
Arya Stark
Tyrion Lannister
Petyr Baelish
Viserys Targaryen
Jaime Lannister
R8 me
NEW
NEW
normalfag flavored edgelord/10
Stannis Baratheon
Tywin Lannister
Tyrion Lannister
Robert Baratheon
Roose Bolton
Melisandre used to look young without her magic necklace too.
He lives
>she was always crazy, it's just that before her enemies were not surrendering and/or were definitively morally questionable so it didn't show
The KL citezens weren't her enemies though. Up until now she's always spared innocents.
Don't tell me s1-6 dany would have burned an entire city that had already surrendered. DnD were jerking off to her the entire time, she was miss perfect up until now when they realise they need to 180 her character to fit into the ending GRRM planned.
hehe, should post a video of that on utube.
I haven't played it for 10+ years, but had been really enjoying it until the pig level.
made a couple of multiplayer maps for stronghold 1 or 2 that were alright, but didn't play around the with the game mechanics as much as you have
first time I loaded it, I decided to use my first name for a change instead of a nickname. was surprised when it said "greetings lord user". Cool touch.
>Robert Baratheon
>Sandor Clegane
>Robb Stark
>Tormund
>Barristan
>He approaches Dany, “you will always be my queen.”
When did he become such a pussywhipped faggot?
checking
Varysposter will make it
29, later this year I'll become a wizard fellas
>mfw the Director for Battle of the Bastards Directed the Bells
What the fuck? Why all the jumpcuts all of a sudden? Battle of the Bastards was filled with long chaotic scenes but every important fight in the last ep was fucking SHIT.
I know I will. It's not like I got something better to do.
when she's on the blob
Well he might be making some of it up, as there is some new stuff in but most of this has been confirmed by other leakers already. It's about as shitty an ending as one could come up with but it's going to happen.
Stannis
Varys
Jon
Robert
Sandor
>she expected KL to fight till the bitter end
Not that user but that doesn't make sense considering she stopped burning shit and waited for the bells. And innocent peasants who were screaming for Cersei to ring the bells aren't her enemies and she clearly had their fear, burning the city she rules and the castle she'll call home makes no sense. Even Aerys took longer to get to this level and needed a bigger triggerThis Mad shit is rushed D&D bullshit
26 here, I had sex for the first time barely a month ago
Keep up the hope user
How did Dany find out about Varys and Tirion's plotting if they are the ones who are supposed to tell her stuff?
Would be a good ending to be honest
Dubs will save cancer user. Have a long life, a beautiful gf and inner peace.
You can't live 5 more days, user? That really sucks.
So it is written, enjoy the final episode. F
lost my wizard powers a year after I gained them. exposure to enough different females and lots of practise just talking to females helps a lot. it is mostly facing humiliation and not bothering about it, lowering your standards a bit, and trial and error.
join some social activity clubs where there are men and women from 20-40, book club, sports, martial arts, art classes, etc, and go consistently. the more females you speak to, the more you level up your social side, and the more chance you have of finding one you like you also likes you.
good luck.
F
because a 1 on 1 fight should be interrupted every 8 seconds with another meaningless shot of a girl running through dusty streets.
good lad
Have sex.
Ramsey
Sandor Clegane
Peter Balish before the character butchering
Jaime before the character butchering
Bobby Baratheon
Fuck you I'm throwing in a 6th and it's Tywin
Beneath the gold, the soiled panties
>she was always crazy
>this is what brainlets actually believe
ser pounce
hot pie
the slave master of the unsullied
damp hair
oberyn
this is the most based and tasteful list you tasteless niggers will ever see
The dubs compel. must live.
>Yea Forums
>calling others autists
KEK
t, /tg/