It the shitposting time of the year again

Grass, family and faith.
I hope not.

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is this some kind of knock off golden globes or some shit?

Is anybody familiar with Marco Bellocchio? This is in competition and it looks pretty good.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=7nvYMRpKzak

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I can see him winning the best director prize but not the Palme d'Or

Why is Elle Fanning a part of the jury?

>Tarintino
>Dolan
>Jarmusch with Bill Murry and Adam Driver
>Malick
>Gaspar Noe with Charlotte Gainsbourg

DICK STATUS: MUH

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Did anyone won Palme more than once?

Haneke

1946 & 1951Alf Sjöberg(Sweden)

1974 & 1979Francis Ford Coppola(United States)

1988 & 1992Bille August(Denmark)

1985 & 1995Emir Kusturica(Serbia)

1983 & 1997Shohei Imamura(Japan)

1999 & 2005LucandJean-Pierre Dardenne(Belgium)

2009 & 2012Michael Haneke(Austria)

2006 & 2016Ken Loach(United Kingdom)

Yes. Dardennes and Loach have 2 palmes. They are in competition this year. Nobody has won 3 times.
Tarantino is a hack. Dolan is a faggot hack.

How can two directors be hacks if they have both made good movies before?

Tarantino's new flick reminds me of Pulp Fiction in terms of humor which I liked a lot I'm just hyped for Dolan for the memes

Tarantino made few good films. He became too self indulgent and his homages are are becoming annoying. He basically steals from a bunch of films and then stitches it together. In the past it wasn't so noticeable. Also all of his films end with bloody carnage, he has a mind of 14 year old. Dolan made one good film, Mommy. The rest of his filmography is mediocre. His last two films were fucking abysmal.

Why do people like him so much his music taste is shit and all of his movies are about gay struggle.

Remember Yea Forums lost it's shit when he won the Grand Prix?

He shouldn't have won. It was garbage and his latest which premiered in Toront was even worse.

>and all of his movies are about gay struggle
Unless you're homophobic, there is nothing wrong with that subject.

You mean the three of us who care about cannes?

I'm just saying, does he not know how to write anything else?

Homosexuals love to talk about themselves.

Maybe his newest flick won't be centered are gayness.

Just watched The Dead Don't Die.
Auteur zombie movie with a severed Selena head. Kino

It's literally about 2 straight male friends who kiss after production of short film, then they start to have doubts about their sexuality.

Are you French ? Thought it was shit. Not a lot of good jokes, the slow tone gets really boring after 30mn

The audio for the press conference is fucked.

It's quite surprising that somebody who posts on Yea Forums actually goes to cannes and watches some films.

We had a countrywide premiere in France, yup. Saw it in Paris.
Found it quite good. Drive is the one that got the most (if only) laughs out out me.
The Star Wars reference was cringy, though.

I see. How was Steve Buscemi?

He was probably the only one acting.

Driver was okay. Murray was boring mode. Tilda and Selena Gomez were the ok-good. Oh and I liked the geek who played in Get Out.

Otherwise movie is a slow paced comedy, like Shaun of the dead but slower. A few political cringy stuff, a few good jokes. Not really worth your time and probably Jarmusch worst

A really minor role : farmer that nobody really likes with a Keep America White Again Red cap.
At first he takes the zombies as trespassers, and tries to deal with them as he would if they were illegals. Quite funny.

I have only seen Only Lovers Left Alive from Jarmusch and thought it was great. I may check this one out.

Not the user you were replying to but check out Paterson too. Arguably Jarmusch's best

Check Dead Men and Paterson, way better than this one. First one is a postmodern western with Johnny Deep, second one is a poetic movie about a bus driver

Will do. Paterson and Dead Man look the most interesting from his filmography.

Broken Flowers brought a role fit for Murray, too.

Those two are precisely the ones that seem the most interesting. Thanks for the recommendation.

Terrible conference.

I loved Dead Man when I was a teen 20 years ago.
Probably I wont like it so much now.

Stranger Than Paradise > Down by Law > Mystery Train > Night on Earth > The Limits of Control > Broken Flowers > Only Lovers Left Alive > Paterson > Ghost Dog > Dead Man

Bump

are these ranked from the least popular to the most popular?

good to shit numbnut

Then how come Dead Man is last and Stranger Than Paradise first?
Ranking don't makes sense

>doesn't even mention Coffee & Cigarettes, his best movie

>Jim Jarmusch’s undeadpan comedy is laconic, lugubrious and does not entirely come to life, despite many witty lines and tremendously assured performances by an A-list cast. It’s a droll if directionless riff on a fondly remembered, affectionately reanimated genre: the middle-America zombie nightmares of George A Romero, when the flesh-munching bodies tumble out of their graves, now utterly surrendered to the conformism, consumerism and cannibalistic narcissism that ate away their souls, long before their ostensible death.

You want to watch Jarmusch but don't want to watch his 80s and early 90s films. Does that make sense to you?

On Yea Forums it's the same thing

looks promising

Is Polanski gonna be attending this year? I wonder how he feels about Tarantino's movie

I doubt that. He is in post production on J'accuse.

Going to Cannes later this week because gf lives there
Is there any way to see the movies there? Heard that I need an invitation?

people often stand outside the grand theatre holding signs begging for tickets. sometimes it actually works, but you’ll need to be there a few hours early. otherwise you’d need proper industry accreditation or a 3 days in cannes pass.