Hansen vs Predator

Yeah, I'm amazed the guy didn't bolt the second he saw the "kid." Like, they couldn't have hired a 19 year old twink to be the bait?

Entrapment.

Looks like britney spears

>be pedophile
>get catfished by TCAP
>jerk off to pathetic pedophile fantasies
>get to house
>girl is obviously like 22
Feel bad for those pedos to be honest.

Quick rundown ?

TCAP always have the sexiest decoys.

What? No way.

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22min left and I can watch it!

>willingly talk sex with a minor
>willingly show up at her house
OMG ENTRAPMENT!

Don't respond, they're just baiting.

What's he supposed to do at that point, ask to see his manager? He was probably like alright whatever, i already drove all the fucking way out here

Look at you like you're a pedo? Probably happens all the time m8

>Im not that big I could fit inside you

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didn't the guy running this turn out to be a scammer? how are they still releasing episodes?

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how old is this girl

Which predator was turning her on here? I want to see if I'm better looking than him.

Anyone have a link that wasnt made by a 12 year old tech retard?

see

Shes an actress. She's acting.

He began targeting higher ups for their pedophilia and was then smeared and framed. Chris Hansen is an upstanding man and I would never scam people. It's appalling this is being done to him.

i aint clicking that shit nigga

No look at you and bite her lip you fucking nigger

How do you know? shit might be legit turned on by the guys that show up.

youtube.com/watch?v=DDWDbZK0zdo

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>She's acting
Looking directly into the camera because you were caught NOT acting is not acting, dickhed.

this shit is loading at the speed of piss

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>chat up young cunny online using VPN over public wi-fi
>arrange to meet her for sex next week
>tell her you'll bring pizza
>sign up to be Uber Eats driver
>wait in car outside pizza place and call in order using burner phone to be delivered to cunny house
>pick up pizza and deliver to house
>if it's just the girl then have cleanest, best pleasure of all time
>If Hansen waiting inside to entrap you then "hey, I'm just delivering a pizza"
Find a flaw

Of all the haircuts, what the fuck?

the flaw is the irreparable damage done to a child if successful

>Find a flaw
You don't get the physical address until they've verified your identity

Cunny won't meet up with you if you don't send pictures of your face, but if you do you're fucked.

He scammed comedian Theo Von after Chris was on his podcast by asking Theo to pay for his hotel room because "credit card issues", and then he ran up the hotel bill for a full week, including room service and then he ghosted after the podcast.

Should have put him in some giant corduroy overalls and a little propeller cap.

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How hard is it to find some incel pics and send those? They won't expect a normal looking black guy delivering pizzas to be a pedo in disguise

absolutely based

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>Chris Hansen is an upstanding man and I would never scam people.
>I would never scam people
>I
>I
>I

Uuuuuh, I? You just got fucking busted Chris. Get the fuck off my Yea Forums, faggot!

why did she look at the camera?

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They make you get on webcam and make sure you are really the person you say you are, social media profiles etc before you get the address of the sting house. You're out of your league faggot

She's looking at you, bro. She's looking at that big dick and thinking about her lips around that shit. You got that shit my dude!

is it illegal to want to smell her feet? asking for my wife's bf

I didn't say she was a good actress.

It's not entrapment but I do believe a lot of the guys they get are guys who are not strictly pedophiles, but people who are so pathetic and lonely that they bite on the most blatant of scams, just to believe someone likes them.

You sound like you know a lot about this... Maybe too much...

damn she legit looks creeped out and the guy didnt even notice

jesus christ do they even pay their server bills

Was getting caught part of the plan?

Perverted Justice (the group behind the original TCAP) has a FAQ I believe, read it

just impersonate someone else then dummies

>what are you doing here today?
>is this some kinda setup or something? I'm just on my way to the water treatment facility

>HE'S PENNYWISE, SCREEN NAME "GENERICCLOWN27", HE'S ALMOST A TRILLION YEARS OLD AND HE'S BEEN SNATCHING KIDS BY THE SEWER, LATELY WITH A BOY WHO CALLS HIMSELF 'GEORGIE' AND HE SAYS HE'S 8
>HE LIES TO HIM ABOUT HIS AGE TYPING "I'M 30, YOU PROBABLY WANT A BALLOON, IT'S CUTE, FLOATS GOOD"

>and how did you meet them?
>of course, by the sewer
>you act like I should know that
>well, yeah, it's a common thing now
>just... meet young kids by the sewer?
>I'll meet any kid by the sewer

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Holy shit. I must have missed that episode because thats fucking hilarious

Nah, that guy knew immediately what was up when she wouldn't hug him.

Why do Americans like to laugh at mentally ill people so much?

Why would they notice? They have zero self awareness and are mentally and emotionally stunted. Thats the main reason they end up caught.

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What minor?

creepiest predator on the new season
he looks like a serial killer

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Because it's funny to see stupid people getting caught doing stupid things.

>cheetohs and snapple
Oh shit, that's a good idea

He was only like 38 IIRC

This is hilarious, bro. I understood all those references cause I've read the book, seen the TV mini-series, and seen the movie.

fucking hell she looks scared as fuck LMAO
they should play a prank on the decoy to see what it would take for her to pull the plug

Need to find another casey desu

>and then he pulls out a knife and sticks it in her neck

I hope she gets paid lots for this shit

>Thats the main reason they end up caught.
You mean that's the main reason why they try to pick up girls on the internet in the first place.
I'd say easily 90% of these guys aren't even real pedos, just desperate for any female attention and touch.

pretty simple to get away with this desu.
just make sure your on a site thats for over 18s then drop a "rp" before your first message.
anything comes you say you were age roleplaying and any actual child will just think you made a typo

>Cutie disappears behind door
>Hansen emerges in her place
>user, why are you here?
Well, Yea Forums? Why are you there?

I'm not convinced this isn't Dafoe

>willingly talks with minor sexually
>agrees to come to their house when their parents are away
>brings alcohol or condoms
Even if there was no sexual talk and a 34 year old man and 14 year old girl just started to talk online, there is no reason for that man to try become friends with her.

They should play a prank on her setting her up with a "pedophile" when he's actually a normal guy. Then he goes in for the hug and she screams, but everyone in the crew is gone. Wonder what she'll do when she's pinned with a hug.

Over 18.

>slowly backs up, barely able to smile and nod
>dude doesnt even notice or care
jesus

>to fuck you chris

I think there's probably a decent amount of "pedos" that are created by guys simply being intimidated by adult women.

I have no words

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youtube.com/watch?v=SDqZc6rY6Is

Fucking this, its dafoe

>find a flaw

You're a pedo, who needs to die in a gasoline fire.

I repeat the words "FOOT WORSHIP IS NOT A CRIME" over and over while they drag me away.

I get off scott free because foot worship is not a crime.

Actaully, thinking about it now, it's even worse for the predator if he gets to chat up a (perceived) nubile adolescent right before getting cucked by Hansen.

youtube.com/watch?v=uI81FJpv_Sk

Whoa this dude is a big spender.
Literal sugar daddy.

My parents were beating me at home so I came here for some respite

So much how much was this house for sale again? If anything else, ask for a lawyer.

Too many people are too stupid and start admitting everything. IPs can be spoofed. It's how people can blatantly download CP on public torrents even though there's a website that knows what you're downloading from torrents with a given IP address.

Then fuck off and stop asking for links you absolute retard.

"I'm fat I can't do anything"

MY MOMMY AND MY DADDY

this dude look liek defoe

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You're sick and you just need to acknowledge it, you don't need to wait until it's bad enough to get Hanson'd you can get help now

To increase ratings they should be more comedic. Like putting an old fat man in a dress with a lollipop to greet the pedo.

How much time did he spend on carefully placing his hair to cover his baldness?

I think its Rick Scott

I think you misunderstand I don't feel bad for these guys, just speculating how something as pathetic as this even happens.

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I love your work Chris

Damn if I was that predator I would have turned 360 degrees and walked away

Lol how did the pervert not use this as evidence at his trial that he is literally retarded

Yeah, no, all of them were busted because the chat transcripts prove that they were initiating and grooming what they thought were kids. Go to Perverted Justice, they have the full transcripts of some of the dudes from the show. They'd message bait profiles just because their profiles said they were 12, 13.
This is not "Muh lonely incel" who were scammed. At all.

The creepiest looking psychopath. 6'5" beast, tattoos, beard, really aggressive from the get go

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I swear I watched one of these shits and the decoy boy was like clearly like 25 and he was saying he was 13. Shit was surreal. The pedo still couldn't see it which made me realize just how stupid pedos are. Once they get into that pedo trance all logic and morality fade from conciousness

Nor gonna lie I'd fuck that little bitch till she had to go on disability because she can't walk right anymore. She cute.

>when she gives you the plz dont rape me and wear my skin look

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A lot of the pedos here are like that. Turbo autists who are intimidated by women, so they'd rather easily converse with and manipulate young girls.

I am here because there's a girl who lives here that I met on the internet who said she wanted to have sex with me.

seeThese arent normal people who have developed mature minds. They are mentally ill people who have real problems that need to be addressed.

No, they're not, creep. But you posting that just shows that you've been chatting with underage kids, probably on discord or minecraft servers, and you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.

She is 18, fucking burgers...

Yeah, no, pedo. Just soliciting, rp or not, is a felony in a lot of states.

Showing up is intent. That's what sends these sick fucks to jail, anyway.

>IPs can be spoofed

I guess the pictures they always send are spoofed too, right?

Are all predators men, or do they capture women too?

so you are just here to shitpost and not join the conversation? Gotcha.

this is why grocery store parking lot snatch and grabs are the best course of action

No use trying to claim moral superiority on this board, or this site in general. You are the one who has chosen to spend his free time among such degenerates.

>IPs can be spoofed
Not if you're looking for a response

Women aren't dumb enough to fall into this trap.

All men. Women fuck their students all the time though, even more so than men because teaching is a female dominated profession. And they always get way less prison time than men.

Die in fire, pedo. I hope you get shanked in prison when they catch you.

drive.google.com/file/d/10-UeXFnveBUM24aqy-WgOzQlJ0Dv8jZW/view

Here's the episode. He's a crier.

Female predators go into teaching or other similar professions. Or they just fuck their nephew. They don't have to search hard for victims.

They just become school teachers

It worked great for this guy

youtube.com/watch?v=NBm8e2__3oQ

>adult women

Has America raised its age of consent to 25 yet? They really should, 18 is way too low in California.

>"I was just getting a Kid's Meal."

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turned out to be a nice guy tbqh senpai

women dont have to go online to hookup with a child, they do it in school

why are none of them armed

did they truly come into this situation expecting not to have to rape? are they delusional?

Who picked the decoy, fucking hellen keller?

>He
>Was
>Going
>To
>The
>Beach

The only difference between a 16 year old brain dead girl and a 30 year old retarded thot is the 16 year old isn't as jaded yet. Maybe if women were nice and submissive like they should be instead of being men 2.0 this shit wouldn't be an issue.

Will Hansen finally catch his white whale?
The one that keeps getting away? (with it)

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there was this one guy, the math teacher, who didn't say anything sexual in the chat so when they arrested him they couldn't charge him with soliciting. but he did say he was bringing weed so they charged him with endangering a minor and he got 3 years

Fucking kek I thought that was the predator
Also
>bait is some roided up biker who pins the pedo down and starts taking off his pants before Chris comes in

Someone make a "my feet hurt" edit with
>I should have just molested a family member
>Chris is fatter in person
>This girl is like 35
>I wonder if they'll let me keep the Sunny D and Funyons

This nigger come in from Halloweentown

You're pretty funny dude.

Im am not sexually attracted to children. I like hairy women and kids dont have hairy bodies.

>this brownie is stale and crunchy

>that's a lot of adderall

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>skelly taxi driver stole some human skin and trolled for some young pussy in the real world

middle eastern kids do

It wasn't a the predator she was hot for, she has a fetish of ruining peoples lives, she was imagining the face of the guy in the next few moments and how utterly destroyed he will be

That episode where another underage kid shows up with some 20 year old dude and they send the kid home.

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Still illegal

gtfo i'm 41 and look nothing like this

>Pedophilia
>Mental illness
Technically you're correct but in practice you're just a pedo apologist and should get shot

that's why he's so creepy

Anyone got a link that's not slow as shit or broken?

I finally felt like I mattered to someone for once

you are such a dumb fuck lol

>tfw born with the opposite of pedophilia
>heavily attracted to 36 year old women

Is this the most based preference? I'm only 26 but I have so many years of good pussy ahead of me.

I don't care if pedos get entrapped Mohammed.

MILFs are God tier.

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36-42 is perfection.

Where's the minor??

how epic prank it would be if some normal gentleman just went in there and pretended to be a pedo but never actually implied or said anything about doing anything bad. then just turn on the tv and take the girl in his arms like some babysitter would do. then when leaving and while putting on his hat he would tip it when looking at the camera.
hansen would be pretty dabbed on at that point haha.

She's really cute.

they only invite people who explicitly say sexual things for this very reason

He doesn't know that, does he, retard?

probably too retarded to think of it

That's fucking hot tbhfamalam

so if the "victim" knew about the show and wanted to prank them for that purpose, saying those sexual things to the minor that doesn't actually exists, no one would have done anything illegal, that's just an two-way ruse. i think i found an loophole in that show.

Oh nooooooooo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Criminal Attempt is the charge they get these guys on. It doesn't matter what's going on, they had intent and you can get charged a felony for it.

What did the decoy mean by this?

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this nigga scammed my boy Theo Von

HORNY ALERT!

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The Chilean version did that. They once snuck a muscular black man in a thong into a guy's bathroom.

lmfao

dude could be based if he had a thick mustache, was 25 years older and lived in Texas.

He looked like two kids on each other's shoulders before he took his coat off.

Cherry on top would have been if Chris walked out in a duster too

God damn this dude is literally the main demographic of this board. Fat, retarded, no self awareness, pathetic loser.

>your average Ted Cruz voter

Based Chileans

Ben and Jerry JAMBLA ice cream made them the official pedo ice cream brand

whats up with that girls hairline lmao she looking like a 27 year old male

showing up to a fuck date with a 12 year old looking like the undertaker's accountant also could one of you niggers reup this

Howdy pardner

ᵗʰᵉ ᴰᵉˡᵉᵍᵃᵗᵉˢ... ᴰᵃʰnᵃˡᵈ

this. missed kino potential.

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>People think I'm weird.

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if his hat was white he would look way better, now he looks way too edgy instead of cowboy

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He's kind of self aware.
>Don't you have any friends your age?
>Only one, but he's always working. I mean, look the way I'm dressed, people think I'm weird.

Is the decoy underage? She's adorable

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I remember this dude.

>I wasn't going to do anything until / unless we were married
>marrying her is legal in this state with the permission of her parents
>if it's legal to marry her, it must be legal to try to marry her
>mind if I eat pizza?

Seriously, though, would this argument work? Also did anyone ever find a non-retarded link?

>i've come to put together a team..

hello i have coundom

i would like to gift you some fuck

please anser door bear foot

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Her smile says "hah hah you're funny!"

Her eyes say "SOMEONE SHOOT THIS FUCK IN THE HEAD!"

>it's the 20 year old pretends to be 12 episode again

Holy shit, this is Dafoe.

the fact that he is there shows his lack of self awareness.

youtu.be/MADvxFXWvwE

She realized she was crossing that line into entrapment because she almost asked for his d

How do the hidden cameras zoom in while being hidden so well?

Why do you know that?

No it's not you pork eating gum chewing slime sucking basket weaving horse shit throwing diaper wearing fuck.

WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS,
HER HYMEN IS BROKEN IN HALF

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this is just sad.

>I Know What You Googled Last Summer

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kek'd a little.

Hansen would shit himself in front of 400 pound full natural power lifting beast

wow she's beautiful and doesn't even look underage (I know she's not)

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I'm wondering now if I've ever been on a date like this. Like I'm pretty oblivious to social cues.

I call the cops on every black guy I see in my neighborhood.

My dream is an older, over-protective and jealous woman that acts as my sugar mama. With a strong, womanly figure. I honestly think this is peak womanhood.

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because it's fake and gay

>"Hey baby you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?"

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*eats pizza*

So I've been meaning to ask you where you came up for the idea of Victorious to begin with, Dan.

A M A N ' S B U T T

so was your mother an abusive alco/junkie, or just an overbearing narcissistic bitch?

what do you call this look?

oh no no no

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>top 10 most ambitious crossovers

Didn't Mike's Hard Lemonade actually write to the TCAP people telling them to stop suggesting their alcohol for the predators to get?

he legit thinks he's being suggestive like a girl leaning over to show cleavage

amazing

based milf hunter

Retarded Texas Ranger

Stalker, Texas Raper

>being attracted to 15 year olds is paedophilia

>the way he hands her the cheetos like hes all suave

Kek

jesus fucking christ

the good ol' JR boomer sooner slobberknocker

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BOOTY, GETTIN SOME BOOTY IS MO IMPORTANT THAN FOOD. MO IMPOHTANT THAN DRANKIN WATAH

14-22 are the ages when women are naturally most fertile and most attractive to men. It's nice that you have a fetish that is easy to indulge in but it's hardly normal or "based"--it's by very definition, deviant.

The Weeble Wobble.

The "Howdy, Pedener"

No, I had a fairly normal childhood.

literally just sit outside a liquor store after school on friday, without looking like a complete creep, and the middle school girls will BEG you to fuck them in exchange for alcohol

why do all this complicated shit

Walking Texas Rapist

unemployed

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>this is the guy calling you manlet on the internet
and yea pretty sure that guy has had thoughts of homicide before

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I thought the guy in the screenshot was the predator lol

They were contacted by their lawyers.
>Longtime viewers of the show might remember that many of the predators were asked to bring along some Mike’s Hard Lemonade, which didn’t sit so well with the beverage-makers. “We actually got a call from the lawyers at Mike's Hard Lemonade asking us to not use their product anymore,” Hansen said.
mentalfloss.com/article/63382/13-things-we-learned-about-catch-predator-chris-hansens-ama

Why doesn't the decoy ever let them touch them

For the epic memes. Gunna be famous o the chans now

/k/

No, that's the guy who calls anyone who disagrees with him a hole or roastie.

>I thought you were really funny on Opie and Anthony.

what is it?????

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nice projection there pardner

god she is so cute

Vincent: I love you
>I love you

geez

because they are disgusting pedo fucks. Nobody wants to even that close to them but she has a job to do.

>user, why are you here?
>For you
>What? Why me?
>You're a big guy.
>Excuse me?

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>find a flaw
The girl excuses herself to the bathroom and then Hansen shows up

FUCKING REPLY TO ME ALREADY, I'VE POSTED LIKE 15 TIMES IN THIS FUCKING THREAD

>"I'm Fatman."

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I don't think someone who's ended up here would ever have enough IRL courage to end up getting hanson'd

It probably turned him on. He thinks she's an innocent virgin that is so nervous in his manly presence she can't even touch him.

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So have I, and I've gotten dozens of replies because my posts are funny and add to the discussion.

youtube.com/watch?v=Rov6eCtbzaU&feature=youtu.be

here ya are boys

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>114772237
no.jpg

ty bb

Sam would not go down without a fight

thanks user

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>"Hey Tex howya doin"
Based Hanson

seriously why are they never armed

hey, I'm of at least average intelligence

Jim Ross?

>Retard reditt tier .gifs
Zoomers were a mistake

>19
oof

god damn what a dumbass.

Kek

>Im just getting something to eat

why bother with theatrics
just find a cunny that needs some lingus
wait
when home alone
enter
enjoy
remind her no one will ever believe her
cum inside
leave

Haha very funny and true user. Based and redpilled. Kek'd real hard

imagine the rollercoaster of emotions from thinking you're going to have literally the best day of your life to the worst in 10 seconds

IN THIS MOMENT I AM EUPHORIC

i have met multiple zoomers who dont even know what a gif is

God damn the decoy is so fucking cute

bitchute.com/video/Eobgikrq8rf4/

Wow

I don't understand how you can be aware of your fashion sense but still do nothing about it

>you got a fiancé?
>yeah but he works alot, I work alot
kek

god this just made me feel depressed

I bet he reads The Dresden Files.

God I love laughing at the suffering of other human beings

This is the best episode i've never seen.

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Like looking into a mirror eh fag?

>wears a Christian cross
Fucking hypocrite

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scenes women will never understand

women cant be predators
if every boy is willing to fuck
even the half a fag ones whove yet to accept their doom still will fuck any willing woman

FACT

>goes full incel and starts ranting and crying in front of chris hansen

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oh shit its uncensored

Imagine needing to tell yourself this.

the reason this is so funny is that this guy is basically a dumber and more pathetic version of me

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>So much how much was this house for sale again?
kek, someone actually tried this. Doesn't really work when you turn up after having been on webcam and agreed to go to the house so you could have sex with the underage girl.

He sat on the stool like he was MOUNTING A HORSE. Blessed cowboy man been done dirty.

>19
>fatty
>on a shit load of pharmaceutical medications
>has bipolar depression
>no friends except for a wageslave
>gets caught in a Chris Hansen TCAP operation
Jesus fucking Christ, what a wreak, if he's not in jail, he's definitely killing himself.

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He's Harold, from Stephen King's The Stand.

>Buy gun
>Indulge in pedochatting
>Find underage girl online
>Meet up
>Bring gun
>Best case scenario, you have sex with a little tight funny
>Worst case scenario, Chris shows up
>Shoot him in the chest
>Shoot the decoy
>Go through the house shooting everybody that crosses your path
>Police tries to arrest you
>Kill yourself
>Die a legend

Hansen is getting so old. I think he's hit the wall.

I'll take 'Shit that doesn't happen, ever" for $500, Alex.

>Chris' face when he pulls out the knife
he probably thought he was gonna get shot.

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>ywn be able to cry on chris hansen's shoulder like he was your personal therapist
Why live?

>19
what the fuck?

damn the guy is pathetic

this is reminding me to get a haircut

>sentenced 30 months of a 10 year suspended sentence
How many times did tyrone rape this fattys plump ass?

they should do this in silicone valley
imagine all the poos
there would be a line outside the door going around the block
imagine the smells!

god damn this is sad

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Absolute western kino

They often check if the Pedo has a license to carry a gun and if they do they send the cops to their house (because yes, the chatlogs are enough). I think thats what happened with that lawyer who committed suicide when the police came. That's what got it taken off the air.

But this being America it's not that hard to buy and carry a gun around without a licence. Such as with that guy who had a kill-kit in his trunk.

>hey tex how ya doin?

>chris Hanson? I'm cia
>tell me about the pants. What would happen if I take them off?

I’ll never understand pedos. I can’t fucking stand kids.

The only horses that fat faggot has ever been near were bright plastic pony dolls.

IM FAAAAAAAAATTTTT!!!!

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He wanted to fuck a 12 year-old. Don't pity him.

I've had sex with 3 women aged 35-40 and they had by far the worst bodies (worn out tits, gaping ruined vaginas)
Though they made up for it by being stupidly horny and legitly enjoying my dick like it was the best they've had in their life. They were also bullshit free

How are people still dumb enough to fall for this

why do you think they often kill their victims?

>Connecticut
Probably didn't happen. Northern democrat prisons are far more safe and have way less black people. If he lived in Alabama he probably would've killed himself or been murdered in prison.

>you look different from your pictures
Instant buyer's remorse.

>gaping ruined vaginas
Okay, incel. Tell us more how women's bodies don't work.

This is fucking pathetic. Dude wants to fuck children, fuck him.

new thread

tell us more how you've never had sex with teens as a teen, let alone 30 year old women. im sure you're very knowledgeable.

Why do people want to fuck children? Kids are retarded and wouldn't even know what they're doing. Is it because they can't get an actual woman? I just can't comprehend it

it def worked before the internet

i've always wanted to get with a cougar. i'm 30 and look like i'm still in college so women my age want nothing to do with me

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>>Chris' face when he pulls out the knife
>he probably thought he was gonna get shot.

Only a fag would wear a cowboy hat and not have a knife.

I thought he was gonna attempt seppuku. Would have been a kino ending.

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for you

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