Is this the dumbest concept in modern movie history?

Is this the dumbest concept in modern movie history?

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no that would be another five Avatar movies.

good thing we're only getting four !

What is so dumb about this? Literally updating same stuff from 30s to modern era.
These monster movies were actually more action packed than people remember.
>that blockbuster trier train crash scene
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The Mummy with Cruise was OK,this Dark Universe coulbe de done, just not in the hands of Universal

Why does every fucking movie have to be part of some larger "universe" now. Why can't studios just make a fucking movie?

Better than CGI capeshit DESU. Tomb scenes were mindblowing.
>You've set me free, setepai.

Yes.
starting a cinematic universe before having a couple of successful movies is fucking dumb

>universal monsters rebooted as a modern cinematic universe
It's a genius idea really
Problem is they showed their hand too early and rushed their way into it.

They had Dracula Untold in the bank already, but decided it wasn't good enough and the Mummy should include Dr. Jekyll as their universe's "Nick Fury" character.

can't anymore have movies to have something to do with each other without it being called CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
fuck. it's so damn stupid.

>It's a genius idea reallyProblem is they showed their hand too early and rushed their way into it.
This.The Mummy should be 3rd or 4th movie. It feels like watching Winter Soldier without knowing previous MCU films. That being said, monsters need modern update. They were Scooby-Doo'ish caricatures for years, time to refresh them.

Yes. It's really stupid.
It's the idea that using 3 things you can sell any crap.
1) Intellectual property rights to something people are already familiar with
2) Dumb it down and make it PG and sell it to the whole family
3) Marketing

These 3 things dont make good movies. Not one of them. No matter how hard or well you do those 3 things. You are reliant on hype and momentum.
Good stories, actors and directors make good movies.

This direction is entirely to avoid trying to make a good movie and still sell it to everyone.

Which? The idea of all the Universal monsters existing in one universe or the "Dark Universe"? I hope you mean the latter because otherwise you're a zoomer brainlet.

>Good stories,
Seth-summoning plot was pretty great but they shouldn't shoehorn Jekyll's lab tho. It should be all about Tom and that mummy princess.

Why wanting more cinematic universes and autistic crossovers? Why not just making licenses with their own proper universes and rules? This deviantart mentality is so cringe and it's the fault of capeshit, Marvel in particular.

>the whole world is at stake and nobody really cares
Bad story
>a single person's emotions are at stake and you care
A good story.

Same shit happens in gaming. Some new genre takes off, everyone hops on until its ran into the ground and people lose interest.

It will happen to Cape shit too.

BECAUSE THE JEWS NEED THE EASY MONEY!
Big Universe = FRANCHISE = SURE SHECKELS

if you slapped a Marvel logo on it people would jizz in their pants

Pretty sure they will one day try to mixes the universe of Jurassic Park, Alien, Predator, Terminator, Gremlins, Ghostbusters, Back to the future and Indiana Jones, they will call it "Hollywood Cinematic universe"

But the amount of shit will be awakened when Guardians of the Galaxy will make a crossover into Star Wars, oh god it's so horrendous to think about.

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In gaming everything started with the huge autism for Smash Bros, I misses so much the gamecube Era of Melee.

we could have gotten Dracula, the Mummy, Frankenstein’s Monster, the Wolfman and the Creature from the Black Lagoon vs Cthulhu, but the studio just couldn’t commit.

Nah. That would be feminist remakes.

Imouto cinematic universe when?

This. Just fucking look at this. Pretty nice cinematograply for a campy blockbuster. I love attention to details or very good use of shadows and lights.
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I hope that The Invisible Man will be on par, in terms of looks. And I'm nearly sure about it, they hired a very good cinematographer.
>that scene at 1:09
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They did it once back in the day.

>all the solo movies and their sequels
>House of Frankenstein
>House of Dracula
>Frankenstein Meets Wolf Man

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Universal Monsters literally started the idea of cinematic universes/crossovers 70 years ago. If anything, they should be the ones to do it once again.

>Talbot is cured of his lycanthropy in HoD
>Back to being a werewolf and dies for good in Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein

Poor dog can't even get a bone in life.

The Mummy would still be shit, though. There has been bad marvel movies that eveyone didn't eat up

Nah, that would be the DCEU after they couldn't even make a decent superman movie.

How would Marvel handle this scene?
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Obsessed Incel

Because jews are in charge and they want big moneys with no risk.
Not realizing that it's an oxymoron, they try to copy-paste popular things as if there is a formula for success.
They basically have a too-big-to-fail mentality from all the power they have acquired and are afraid of taking risks.

Not a dumb concept just poor execution. Tom deserved better.

>How would Marvel handle this scene?
Lot of CGI and quips. Racoon throwing up.
Meanwhile DC...

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Imagine Sofia bandaged inside that sarcophagus.

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She's sooo cuute wiggling like this. I'd never ever EVER unwrap her haha

IKR

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no it's fucking dumb.

It also wasn't a Dracula movie.

>Dr. Jekyll as their universe's "Nick Fury" character.
Am I the only one who to see it more as Men In Black than MCU?

SHIELD wanted to assemble heroes, not destroy them. Meanwhile Jekyll's agency wanted to kill the mummy princess. They have already killed other monsters before. There was a vampire skull and that hand of swamp monster. Now imagine Nick Fury killing people with superpowers instead of teaming up.

IMO Prodigium is closer to said MiB. They control monsters and take care of the most dangerous ones.

>one who to see
one to see*
ignore "who"

Good point, also there was a similar group in Van Helsing. They wanted to kill Frank's monster.

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Yea, this. The Brendan Fraser mummy movie (1 and 2) would have been a better start for a cross over universe. They can't get a good frakenstein, dracula or whatever off the ground. They blew their load with van helsing. I don't know if they can pull it off this day and age.

before the shared universe meme it was always
>good product
>good product part 2: electric boogaloo
>good product part 3: GARBAGE
>good product: the spinoff that nobody wanted
>end of franchise

today with the cinematic universe shit it's
>mediocre product
>mediocre product with more quips
>mediocre product with more quips and less effort
>mediocre product with more quips and virtue signaling

These movies were too silly and cartoonish. Dark Universe needs proper horrors. Dracula should be about a vampire killing crazy amount of people in London, like a fucking plague. Not a fucking bat-vamp-man shown in Dracula Untold. I hope that The Invisible Man will course-correct it. He should be like Michael Myers but not that dumb.