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>Enjoying yourself /got/? Inside, shitposting and stannisposting in the comfort of your own thread?
>How longs it been now since the last leak? Were there days when you just couldn't find a new death or have your expectations subverted? You don't know cold, /got/. None of you do.
>I spent 6 months out there, beyond the Yea Forums waiting for leaks straight out of India. We heard a rumor some pajeets had gotten ahold of season 8 leaks so we went out to find it, get some knowledge of the shitsorm that was to come in season 8. The pajeets knew there was a bad season coming so they hid in their shacks and waited for the critics reviews to come in. 480p streams hitting you in the face as you yanked your cock out to take a piss. >The LF posters died first. Didn't have enough good writing to keep them alive. Eating them and the wine posters first was easy, but later when the show turned to shit, we were the ones to fall. That wasn't easy.
>Come the next episode, you'll die like flies.
Jon stabs Dany. He abdicates and goes North.
Bran gets the Iron Throne and makes a council.
season 5 was the best season and had the best memes prove me wrong
B A D
P U S S Y
Today, I will remind them
BOARPOSTERS!
AAGGHHPOSTERS!
COUGHPOSTERS!
GET IN HERE YA SHITS
aaaaarrrrgggggghhhh
>knows everything
>needs a council
got anymore?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH
Kings Landing deserved it. Kings Landing deserved worse.
slaaay quwueeen
needs the life gauge
>only two episodes of Mad Queen
god damn it
Would he have saved the show?
AAAAAAAGGHHHH CERSEI SAVE ME
Daenerys "Arsonist" Targaryen
Daenerys "Hell's Belle" Targaryen
Daenerys "Ten Ton Terror" Targaryen
Daenerys "Westerner Wrecker" Targaryen
Daenerys "Peasant Accelerant" Targaryen
Daenerys "Valyrian Pyromaniac" Targaryen
Daenerys "Commoner Combustor" Targaryen
Daenerys "Try to outrun my Drogon" Targaryen
Daenerys "See a town? Burn it down" Targaryen
Daenerys "Unburnt city? What a pity!" Targaryen
Daenerys "Red Keep into Black Keep" Targaryen
Daenerys "Kinglander Killing Khaleesi" Targaryen
Daenerys "King's Landing into Kindling" Targaryen
Daenerys "You better flee from Flea Bottom" Targaryen
Daenerys "Breaker of Chains, baker of brains" Targaryen
Daenerys "Dehousing civilians by the millions" Targaryen
Daenerys "Queen of Meeeren here 2 make u scream" Targaryen
Daenerys "Shower me with praise or your city I will raze" Targaryen
Daenerys "Dropping canisters on every single Lannister" Targaryen
Daenerys "Ring the bells, I'll send them to the Seven Hells" Targaryen
Daenerys "All these children must burn because it's my turn" Targaryen
Daenerys "After seeing Rhaegal crash this city needs to be ash" Targaryen
Daenerys "If the crowds dare to jeer then their skin needs to sear" Targaryen
Daenerys "The show's down to the wire so I need to go crazy with fire" Targaryen
Daenerys "Surrender in desperation, you'll get nothing but conflagration" Targaryen
Daenerys "After they see all the flame they'll be some babies to rename" Targaryen
Daenerys "Don't have to read the last book to know that King's Landing will cook" Targaryen
Daenerys did nothing wrong.
the last thing the show needed was a complete edgelord so yes
fukking this.
she going aspergers was literally something unexpected and unique compared to all the predictable things that happened recent episodes and seasons.
also the sudden change doesnt feel authentic
>hits the mountain with that sick dab as he dies
>ywn have /ourqueen/ riding your cock with that look on her face as you're about to bust
your *COUGH* grace?
"Heres my Fighter with a Paladin Dip DM"
Nah sorry.
Too advanced editing for me lol.
Seasons ranked after meme material
S1>S5>S8>S4>S3>S7>S6>S2
What if she was just autistic and she sperged out because of sensory overload when the bell rang
KINGSLAYER GET IN HERE WERE TELLING WHORE STORIES
>Mountain draws sword
>STANDING HERE
K I N O
8 is just one big meme
deep
>open visor
>*cough*
>close visor
truly /ourqueen/
bet she got a high pH pussy
I NEED more mad queen Dany trying to rape Jon
what the fuck did I just watch
can someone please explain this meme? i know what a high vaginal ph means but i keep seeing it in reference to dany.
>tfw this is the show ending we're getting after 9 years of shitposting on Yea Forums
the purest love
CAVED IN BESSIE WITH ONE SWING OF THE BOOOOOAAAAARRRR
Jon snow finally sees to Arya after they reach the Irone Throne in King's Landing. (I think this means that he hasn't seen her since she left Winterfell ahead of him and wants to give her a dragon to replace horse) Dany starts executing everyone in Kings landing (Tyrion and Jon = :( ) Dany has Tyrion tested for freeing his brother. (his trial is supposed to have Qyburns new liar detector present) Tyrion tries to convince Jon to turn Dany on. His love life will never be safe because it bells Dany's triggers. Jon is horrified by what Dany has done to King's Landing, even though he never saw the place before. He's also convinced by Tyrion that his family will never be safe because inbreeding presents a threat to her rule. Jon tries to talk to Dany but she ignores him thinking its cool. Jon opens the door, gets on the floor, and everybody walks the dinosaur. Very traumatic for Jon because he does love dinosaurs and remembers Ghost and stabs Dany. Drogon should melt the Iron Throne after her death, but he might kind of forgot.
war is hell, dragons are a metaphor for nukes, i.e: don't let crazy revolutionary get their hands on nukes
in the end, us danybros won
feels good man, feels really good
Lena Headey did an amazing job in this scene. Idgaf what anyone says, she made me actually feel sorry for Cersei in her last moments. best acted scene this season by far.
>Jon is horrified by what Dany has done to King's Landing
>even though he never saw the place before
1 million innocents dying would horrify anyone
until next episode...
they would have turned him into a completely ridiculous and over the top anime character, even more so than in the books. It would have been pretty fucking dumb but at least somewhat enjoyable.
These guys know
>danybros won
have you not read the leaks?
>episode 6 opens with Jon tied to a bed
NO NO NO NO
JAIME DIDNT DESERVE THIS
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A HERO
kino as fuck bro
>Negative, I have the gun. Good Luck, Your Grace.
The Long Night was GRRM having no fucking idea what to do with Bran and the Night King and D&D deciding to just leave the blanks empty rather than try to explain anything.
The Bells was D&D following GRRM's orders regardless of how much sense it made for the show up to that point.
>We could have had a whole season of ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR Dany
dubs and dany is /ourqueen/ forever
>Your Grace
re-roll
HOLY FUCKING BASED!
OUR MAD QUEEN!
Powerful...
They better show her being fucking crazy, I image crazy Emilia is extremely sexy.
Dubs and Jon takes a shit on her corpse after he kills her
link the leaks so i know which ones are the real ones
got em
>Dany calls Jon to her quarters
>Entire bedroom is in shambles and the walls are missing
>Drogon looking on, perched on a nearby tower
>Dany calls Jon to bed, quickly glances over at Drogon
>Forces herself onto him with a smirk
>Jon almost choked to death as she climaxes and gets stabbed while moaning
absolutely based
>Be king. Get worshipped by the masses. Have someone else rule while you're on the treenternet 24/7 and knowing they won't betray you because they know you would know.
Sounds like a pretty sweet deal
post yfw Sansa and Bran won the game of thrones
Would you have sex with Dany?
Fuck, that shot is the hottest she's been.
Based
Stop spreading idiotic rumors on the internet /got/
This is actually the best way I've heard it explained so far, although D&D are the ones to blame for not taking the 10-episode season to set it up better.
oh yeah I forgot, Dany puts a dragon head mask on him before she starts riding his dick
SHE'S SO FUCKING CUUUTEEE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
only if it was consensual
yes, i'm not a manlet homosexual like j*n
B-but what if she’s my aunt
how is this even a question?
>Not having Sandor use fire to kill the undead mountain and overcoming his fears
>Another incomplete character arc
GRRM fucked up with the last two books, while they’re full of great moments, does anyone actually give a shit about Brienne or Arya training? Even the Aegon storyline just feels shoehorned. I want to get on with Others story and Stannis, not this sideplot shit
I've hated Dany's look up until this episode, but this shit turned me man.
Her pale skin and mad look turns me the fuck on so much
>Sandor didn't use fire to kill the Mountain
uh...
I don't think that's my decision to make.
>Dothraki based on Mongolians and Turks
>Use Swords, no archers
>No armor
>Would be butchered irl
Why are you watching this joke of a show?
Only with mad Dany
think of all the civilians, they need to be saved
Be honest, who else got teary eyed during the tyrion/jaime scene? That never happened to me watching GoT before.
AND IN PLACE OF A NIGHT KING YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN, NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN
i don't understand why dany was so mad about jon. just marry him and make him king consort. it's not like the people who prefer jon would try to overthrow her
this plotline would make way more sense with fAegon, as she'd actually have a reason to fear another likable ruler preferred by the masses
New Leaks.
>Dany is queen of the ashes, everyone but Greyworm is horrified by what she has done.
>Tyrion is imprisoned after he speaks with Jon; he is to be put on trial for treason for releasing Jaime. He tries the old trial by combat thing, Dany announces as her father once did that her champion will be fire. No one steps up to stand for Tyrion.
>Arya attempts to assassinate Dany, but is captured and killed. Dany vouches to burn Winterfell and Sansa next.
>This causes Jon to volunteer to be Tyrion’s champion.
> Jon survives being burned, emerges from the fire. He approaches Dany, “you will always be my queen.”
> Longclaw, which is already flaming from the fire, is plunged into Dany’s chest. She dies.
> Davos suggest Gendry should be King, but he doesn’t want it. A council is formed of all the major houses and Davos.
>Jon takes goes into exile beyond the wall and is reunited with Ghost and Tormund.
Tackling him off of a tower and killing himself in the process? He should have used a torch or flaming sword, made it more personal.
Why do normies and roasties act like daenerys has never shown any signs of madness before this episode? The only reason why she didn't burn down essos was because her advisors held her back.
When KL gate exploded and crashed the GC there was 1200 of their soldiers in front of the door
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE 18 800 OTHERS?? SURELY THEY WOULD DESTROY DAENERYS ARMY
Imagine if this were the whole focus of S8, with NK not showing up entirely or getting killed right at the wall.
Then by S2 she goes nuts and everybody suddenly realizes the world-ending threat isn't some mute popsicle but actually the angry horny dragon lady instead
who wears a dressing gown outside
based and blackpilled
Dick S U C C ing lips
BEYOND KINO
>not posting the full version
For shame
So, who is new prince of Dorne and where he was during the siege ?
People that were less evil that Dany, i'll start:
1. Ramsey
Doubt it. Sansa and Bran are gonna die by direwolf foreshadowing. They're gonna be burned like Brandon and his dad were by the mad king. Tyrion will defect to Jon and "may" live. Jon will kill Dany.
someone that's based, that's who
please be real
I mean she did repeat the whole "I am the breaker of chains" "I will free the world of tyrants!" in this season, so people thought she wasn't you know, inclined to ruthlessly roast civilians. They should've set it up a bit more than just having Mahsunday die.
>Bronn on the high council
bravo
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS SANDORS SWORD FUCKING GLOWING AT 1.45?
AZOR AHAI CONFIRMED
/comfy/
>I'm not going to theduce her; the Iron Fleet will theduce her.
youtube.com
was it kino?
I hope Arya gets it, desu
2. Joffrey
wouldn’t Gendry get the throne in the line of succession? why the fuck would it be Bran
he has a high Q rating
It's all fucking Kino
This is the most Kino show ever shown in kinospheres
Walder Frey and Daenerys were bigger threats to the main characters than the Night King
POST
MORE
ASHARA
FEMDOM
PLEASE
there is no line of succession when a grand council convenes they just pick a new king
>last two panels aren't funny
for shame is right, cuck
3. Night King
Now that Jaime is dead, Bronn is the military advisor of the seven kingdoms.
Am I the only one who finds it strange they didn't show one single close up of dany once she decides to burn everything down? she's like only visible for half the runtime of the entire episode
Cause roasties of a feather flock together, yaaaaasss queen, slay! You can see live reactions where sjw danyfags are now cheering for genocide. Also she's an incest baby, and it wasnt just missandei, it was jorah, rhaegal and viserion, plus varys betrayal. Plus she may go mental and try to kill anyone that knows of Jons parantage because she loves him.
GOD BLESS JEWSIE AND HER TITS
The volume slider was a nice touch
>DREAMS is not even begun
post your face when
5. stannis
naww, he burned his own daughter fuck him
In a way that's exactly how democracy should work. Bravo dnd
I will write a better episode ending HERE:
>Jaime reaches Cersei while the war is in full swing
>He convinces her to ring the bells to end the siege after the war is lost
>Danny then goes full tilt mode like in the show still
>Danny storms the castle and gets the dragon to burn Jaime and Cersei alive
>Tyrion witnesses this and can't stop it Danny says "I told you you shouldn't fail me again"
>Jon has already retreated back north after the slaughter
>It ends with Tyrion and Arya heading back north with both mad as fuck.
only if I get dubs
>I have a wish Jon...
what's wrong with this guy?
The next Sword of the Morning isn't going to conceive himself, Ned.
Golden Company is here your grace. They are so powerful they don't even cast shadows
ISILDUR
at least he didn't burn 40 million children
Why do incels misunderstand why normies have issues with this episode?
Melisandre burned Shireen, not stannis
The last two hours of Game of Thrones is contingent on Jon and Daenerys not being able to have a conversation. D&D are not only inconsistent with GRRM, but they are also inconsistent with themselves. Jonerys was the only thing they tried to get right in season seven, and they threw it away in season eight. I refuse to believe that the endgame of ASOIAF is Jon killing Dany because they can't have a conversation.
He didn't have sex so good
A very low pH most likely
Why can't normies clearly see this has been set up since season 2?
I liked her scene but i wanted her to cry and orders to ring the bell after dany started killing civilian, instead she was in full denials
Her death was kino desu
We'll see if you really are the Quiet Wolf when I'm through with you, Ned
>comparing a shit character like dany to griffith
absolutely based
im gonna miss these types of shitposting
I mean sure, but we just don't get to see any proper premonition. It was a logical conclusion, sure, but i dislike having it happen at the last second. I would've liked just one scene before the attack where she got a mad flash.
As if these normies even remember anything that happened before three seasons ago
Why do femcels think they represent normies? Normies loved it
The sun was perfectly aligned with them incel, literally have sex and stop complaining about obvious flaws.
THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAR IS PREGNANT
you can literally see copy pasted buildings here
first, dany didnt burn anyone, her dragon did and it was tops 100k people total with a small fraction of that being children who would one day grow up to be usurper fucking dogs. she was just securing her throne for the next 100 years
lawl he told her to do it just like he let her kill his own brother. he a scumbag
Cringe , take your shitty reddit image back to r/freefolk
The endgame of ASOIAF, if it ever happens, will be Jon killing Dany for an altogether better reason.
I cant stop fantasizing about mad queen dany, so perfect the way she cant control her anger any longer and decide to finally rule with FEAR.
been waiting for this character since her dragon hatched
why do normies hate it??
>literally have sex
I wish
>normies YAS QUEEN when she says she will burn their cities
>when she literally does that it's a subversion
Normies are the niggers of human race
likely because dany refused to ‘act’ for that scene
Why are people so quick to throw the wors “character development” around?
Saying that Jaime’s “character development” was thrown out the windoe because he went back to Cersei or that “Dany would have never burned down King’s landing” is retarded. These scenarios make sense and did not disrupt their “”character development””
>Danny tells an Unsullied to take Tyrion and it ends up being Arya disguised in her faceless shit she can do
I forgot to add.
The way they killed off both was just uneventful. Being burned alive with Tyrion there to see and how much he loved his brother.
>dany attacks kl with 2 dragons
>one gets shot down
>dany sees the crowd cheering
>she burns everyone
would you have accepted it this way?
'You will always be my queen'
I swear to christ if I hear that again I'm going to flip my shit.
I just watched it, holy shit absolute kino.
How mad are normies?
user this is awful
Dany was absolutely right about King's Landing citizens being pussies.
They had no reason to support or trust Cersei
Only tumblr landwhales have an issue with this episode cause it finally opened their greasy eyes and showed them dany's true nature.
You guys are such faggots, she looks much hotter here in the earlier seasons, she got old now.
She's been having them for the entire show bro. Go look up anyone whose ever crossed her and what she threatens. Now shes distrusts everyone and all the advisors are dead. Not hard to fucking see it.
I can think of two reasons.
1) they didn’t see it coming, despite being seen literally 100000 fucking miles away
2) not the ending they wanted
>Jon and Dany are having a back and forth about what she did while inside the Throne Room.
>After several minutes he kneels pledges himself to her, again.
>Dany tells him Sansa has caused many problems and that her and Drogon are headed North to leave it in ashes, he is to come with her to prove himself loyal.
>Looking shocked, Jon pulls his sword.
>Jon kills Dany by stabbing her through the heart, she instantly ignites on fire. He says "I love you, and I'm sorry".
>He pulls his sword from her, it is in flames.
>Dothraki kneel, Unsullied drop their weapons.
>Greyworm runs towards him and Drogon burns him.
>He drops his sword and the fire goes out.
>He sits / falls onto the throne in shock as what he has done. He is holding back tears.
>People come walking into what is left of the throne room, even Howland Reed is there, along with Yara, Sam and many more from a few Northern Houses and new Prince of Dorne
>Bran with his Three Eyed Raven eyes, still at Winterfull, comes out of his trace and looks at Sansa to say "It is done".
>Drogon walks behind the Throne chair and screams.
>Everyone inside the Throne room all kneel. Followed by what's left of the civilians and armies outside.
there are two more scenes after this but this is all i know. this scene is 14 minutes and some change. there is a time jump and a bit of rebuilding that took place in three locations, i don't know what those are. I guess Kings Landing, Nights Watch or the wall and Winterfell I assume. I do know they wanted a shot of Kings Landing after rebuild but it was after the set was destroyed but there may be a cgi shot, not sure about that either. the leaks that are floating around are laughable and people are freaking out about it. should know better.
*lights you up*
REYNE FUCKING SHITS
Why are lannister waering samurai's armor? Are they weeabu?
>Jon survives being burned, emerges from the fire
Too kino for those HACKS to pull of
Yes, everyone was expecting the mad queen but it was executed very poorly.
So what happened to the golden company? Did dany forget about them, too?
a lot if not most of the outrage is feigned so they can get the equivolent of (You)'s on their preferred social media platform
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That was the Night King moment, not Dany moment. Night should destroyed the city in the last episode and kill everyone. The show would only make sense if he had destroyed KL
I accept it the way they've done it but i agree, one of the two dragons getting downed over KL or while burning the Iron Fleet would have been a better battle. A wasted opportunity in my opinion but they probably thought season 4 would be to boring without at least some action after the long winterfell battle aftermatch scenes.
So this is the mind of a normie...
holy shit did you even watch the episode?
too kino for D&D
>last episode cuts to black, shows it was all a game of DnD that got blown out of proportion
How would you react Yea Forums?
Ned, we should have at least 7 children by now. When are you going to pick up the pace?
This would be great.
>normie niggers actually expected a happy ending
I thought after ned stark's death and the red wedding it was made very clear that got isn't this kind of show
The problem isn't the idea of a mad queen, it's the shit writing just like nearly everything else that has long been wrong with the show.
But it doesn't follow the DnD rules you fucking hacks
Most fo them fled after the gate was exploded by C4, you can see them running on the sides of the wall while strict land and the men behind him get burned
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
I would gladly disappoint her all night long
khaleesi pls...
just one fart
I don’t have an issue with that. I have more of an issue with it being boring. Everyone should’ve seen that coming with Dany, then the whole episode was just over dramatazing it. It was simply boring. Wish it was more plot thick
>I didn't like it so that means everyone who likes it is lying
Just another seething cuck
>you've been sleeping for days
They all got wiped out by one single dragon breath, disappointing.
Dayne House has valyrian blood. Wouldn't they be able to control dragons too?
your grace
I would like to introduce you to someone - he says he has a way for our archers to gain the upper hand in the coming battle...
Last 4 seasons had horrible writing, but normies are only seething now. Can't be a coincidence, normie
Noooh...
Ashara stop, this is dishonourable... Nooh.
can you really blame him for not noticing the golden company?
Bran died with Summer in the Cave of the Three-Eyed Raven. Sansa's innocence died alongside Lady.
Why wouldn't her burning Jaime and Cersei be better than the ending we got? It makes Tyrion despise her more. Makes Danny seem more nuts and she went nuts mainly because of Cersei and other stuff.
he did nothing wrong
>archers
What are these mythical creatures you speak of? They don't exist in the Planetos universe of the Game of Thrones TV show. According to the last season.
It was yet another poor episode and your undeserved praise of it is simply to be contrarian.
Based Bran was behind everything?
*best emoted
What is Shireen's actress doing now, i thought she was quite good in the show.
oh the good times we had
That's a possible interpretation. Still a way for it to become literal though.
It was kino you faggot
>everyone considers dany shit in the early seasons because she is built up as a messianic figure that can do no wrong
>dabids reverse this in 2eps
>people who worshipped her and were fine with her being yass qween sperg because of this
>people who hated her earlier pretend that this was somehow foreshadowed at all
The worst aspect of last ep was having to see a bunch of fucking retards celebrating the show stooping below even its shittiest levels because now the stronk womyn is hitler and her ethnic hordes are murderers and rapists
Do you have a ling of this on youtube?
Didn't the Gold Company have like 10,000 men? Looked like 100-200 during the episode. Only people who were mainly shown dying were City guards and Lannister men.
BASED
Your grace with this new technique our archers will have a leg up on the enemy
S7 was every bit as retarded as S8 anyway and I saw plenty of people commenting how the teleporting armies were retarded.
20.000 men and 2.000 horse
I got the image from /got/ ages back, you lot laughed at it back then
Kingslanding civilians are shit anyway. These are same people who let Cersei and Joffrey rule over them without rebelling
Don't worry. The Northmen are gonna purge the nigs next episode. And rationality will return to the throne.
Based and Daynepilled
I LOOKED FOR YOU IN MY BEDCHAMBER
BUT YOU WERE NOT THERE
Who wins in a fight: Podrick's magic cock or Jon's magic tongue?
they was a face-off with Danys footsoldiers for like 2 minutes, the only way you’d miss that is if you were browsing Yea Forums or your phone like an NPC
I wanna sniff that bow string
>13 years for GRRM to write seasons 1-5
>Approximately 3 years for DnD to write 6-8
Yeah, no fucking wonder. It isn’t even their series to begin with. They’re literally fanfiction writers. This is basically GRRM telling them to fuck off and telling the audience to buy his book for an actual plot.
Dany is a spoiled cunt, Jon is a virgin who decided to turn chad and btfo her vagina mind control and she can't handle it.
S7 was much worse.
They turned the shadows off because it dropped the FPS incel
Alright bros
Write the most KINO way that Jon could stab Dany in two sentences
Basically Trump
No, I never said that. I don't even know this "WiKiLeAkS....man?"
Americans.
Their idea of PR and damage control is so tactless and clumsy. Why not just admit it? It's not the end of the world if he said he didn't like XY actor. As long as he gobbles up the cocks of the HBO masters.
>Season 1 Episode 1
>Jaime and Cersei talking in King's Landing
>A few minutes later they arrive in Winterfell
This show has always had a major problem with teleporting
They were literally throwing shit at both of them
Fucking THIS
woe to your pussy if i had been
We had bad poosi, she gone, now we have salty poosi in the form of Mad Queen.
i can write a better season 8 than d&d in 3 minutes
With his dick. Into her vagina.
*He did nothing
>teleporting armies
I forgot that happened. For some reason, the terrible writing that season was never noticed but this season somehow is.
WOE TO YOUR FLACCID COCK IF I HAD BEEN THERE
>chrysreviews
cringe and gay
That just makes it even hotter.
It was average as fuck, not even best this season.
Surely we can't afford this, Qyburn. Our the golden army has left out budget... Hamstrung
Have rape
never believe in a woman that cries
>Ashara Dayne warged into Drogon from Heaven and brutally rampaged through the city to finally avenge her long lost love, Eddard
>there is no time
>"gg no re"
>mfw
But my grace, he fucked Brienne.
WHY WERENT YOU THERE TO RAVAGE YOUR QUEEN
Would make sense
According to Tormund, Jon is a dicklet. Do you think Dany snickered at his shriveled flaccid nub and that's why he denied her sex?
Definately the best this season
Someone make a shaky hyper eyes version of this for me please
Anyone else feel bad for Ned when you take Ashara as your wife in CK2 GoT and cuck him?
Quaithe warned Dany of a man who cast no shadow.
It’s not a meme it’s one dude posting it over and over trying to force it into a meme.
He was actually really brave up until he got blown the fuck up from the back
So how are they going wrap up everything in one hour on sunday?
If I was a guy I would
>Jon has to pull one final "m'lady'' before killing her
KINO
Well she wasn't the most stable at all, she kills any people she could of taken prisoner like
Sam's dad and brother. "Oh by the way Sam I met your dad and brother both have been Dracariysed to death LUL"
Even Tyrion got a trial after being accused of killing Joffrey whereas Varys just gets killed out right. Whenever she took over a place she killed all the rulers and left most of the time. She burnt those old Dothraki hags to death and loved it.
go ahead, write it
tits pls
just watch the show and shut your brain off bro
Jesus mad Dany is so fucking hot
Honestly, what is there to wrap up?
>How does Dany die?
>Who sits on the throne?
Who currently has the largest army in Westeros?
I'm guessing some Reach house
Jon stabs her, there's a council.
>bran ?
These two seasons should have been 4 seasons.
Instead they weren't even 10 episodes long, both are like 6 episodes long for fucks sake.
GRRM said his plan is a 1500 page book for both the 6th and the 7th book. You can't adapt 3000 pages into 13 episodes.
Literally everybody is dead
replace ros with someone attractive like Myranda and that would be a perfect picture
What the fuck was the point of episode 1-4? Why bother killing off most of Dany's army in Winterfell and killing one of her dragons to "level the playing field", only for Dany to suddenly have her entire army back and have Drogon be so overpowered that it can single-handedly destroy the same fleet of ships that killed Rhaegal with ease? Why didn't Dany just take King's Landing before she even went North? Why didn't Drogon incinerate Euron's fleet as soon as Rhaegal died?
Yes
>but user what if she was in her psycho mode?
ESPECIALLY if she was in psycho mode
i'm guessing dorne, they sure had a large part to play in things and were vitally important
even better
they surrender
she executes them without asking them if they bend the knee(surrendering implies that anyway)
or ask them, they bend the knee, but she says mercy is not my weakness and fries them
whoever rules in dorne since theyve been doing jack shit while everyone else murdered each other
>this one tumblrina spamming omg dany is so hot 24/7
get a job and have sex
NOH because I play as Eddard whenever Ashara is alive and wed them
even if that were true its still no major feat
but imo episode 2 was had much better writing and direction, 6/10 overall
Just watched the second episode
HOLY SHIT MAISIE GOT NICE KNOCKERS?????????
A man of taste. Hope you weren't one of those contrarian incels that didn't like her until the last episode.
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't Dorne poor as fuck and scarcely populated so they never had a large army to begin with?
bell = hell
Are you blind? They are more like No-Ckers.
this is the first piece of GoT i've watched since season 4.
This is so garbage
>Not mentioning that shitshow in ep. 3
Based and wholesomepilled.
Okay, I've seen her being spammed in /got/ forever now and still don't get the joke. Someone explain this meme to me
They were originally the only ones that "resisted" Aegon's conquer. To be honest he didn't give a shit about Dorne and simply declared himself King of the seven kingdoms even if he never went there.
But i think later on they managed to kill one of his dragons by some lucky poisoned arrow in its eye.
But she wasn't genocidal here so that's a 2 point penalty for me at least
I started liking her in S7 tbqh
>Sam's dad and brother. "Oh by the way Sam I met your dad and brother both have been Dracariysed to death LUL"
I hate this point because the tarlys absolutely deserved instant execution. They betrayed their lords, the tyrells, for the very queen who shamelessly murdered them in one of the most blasphemous acts in the history of the seven kingdoms, so she could get away with being a brotherfucking retard
From a show perspective, they shouldn't even have gotten a chance to bend the knee considering they already broke faith with their lords once, specifically to fight against dany
Of course their entire plotline doesn't even make sense anyways since they should be hardcore targ loyalists since randall tarly won some of the few royalist victories during robert's rebellion
Are you retarded?
Rohirrim in LOTR is based on Vikings, yet they don't sail and use horses instead.
Just because he's inspired by real life he doesn't have to completely rip it off. In fact, it'd be worse that way.
Kino
>lame night king fight
>season preview hypes up the next war
>it isn’t even a war, just a massacre
This is where they failed, to be honest. They gave us a shit night king fight, tell us “ohh the next war will be better” then give us that. 8 seasons of “winter is coming” lmao
>there are people who unironically didn't get that Varys was trying to poison Deany when he was talking to the little girl.
also, was the little girl also executed? only seems fair.
I mean yeah but still it's essentially the one place spared from war up until now, which means they should still have a sizable army of fresh troops
...
Cringe. Hope you die in fire.
look up the arya/waif chase scene if you dare
>watch reviews
>everybody thinks its the season is the worst thing since the holocaust
Why did they turn against the show after they didnt during season 6 and 7?
They were far worse
And no, they wouldn't be butchered IRL, not against who they are fighting in Essos. Did you see what they are up against?
They aren't exactly fighting Westerosi armies in full armor on that continent.
damn she was cute in season 2
a-azor Jon????
wtf dude
Wow. This is what kills this season the most. The armies seem intangible. Like in the "battle" of the Night King it looked like all of her Unsullied and Dothraki all died but then she has enough for them to die when the ships get shrunk, more than enough to fight for kings landing against kings landing guards and 20,000 golden company men with little shown dying.
Cersei seems like she has no men when an episode a go she seemed to have the upper hand in terms of man power.
Well if they had Dorne, they would have declared themselves King of the 8 kingdoms innit?
Unless Iron Islands somehow are not counted as one Kingdom
>They were far worse
objectively false. this is the worst season.
>lets kill the single most important person for the war before its won
brilliant, varys
I thought the scene in her room where she whines about not being loved was her low key suggesting that they get married and he turns her down with his eyes.
Toasty roastie detected.
Camera angle, dear brainlet. Camera angle.
Those are B's at best. C would be generous
For a moment I thought this was a screenshot from a Total War mod
well the fat guy got exposed a couple of hours before the attack. no time for trials and bs. gurads are better used on the battle field, just fry him and move on