Why do you worship this liberal redditor?
Why do you worship this liberal redditor?
Hudson Clark
Carter Hughes
Literally who does?
Blake Long
Even his biggest fans shit on his writing though.
Leo Adams
I mean, he wrote a decent fantasy series before it was raped, gutted and burned, but worship? Does anyone actually feel that way about this fat fuck?
Hunter Cruz
stupid thread; nobody on Yea Forums reads books.
Jace Price
>nobody on Yea Forums reads books.
or has sex
Lucas Perez
Because I'm literally a liberal redditor.
Andrew Scott
I don't worship people who can't even finish their own book series.
Nathan Collins
In a moment of weakness I bought the damn full book cassette.
It´ll be the first time in my live I´ll throw away books unread.
Maybe even burn them.
Daniel Peterson
All writers steal inspiration from the real world.
James Evans
Or watches TV and movies
Jack Rodriguez
Stop bullying me, please.
Jaxson Wright
Because I'm not asking him to be mayor, just write entertaining novels.
John Davis
No, it's a strawman.
Easton Long
I like Tolkien better but ASOIAF has a lot more characters and fleshed out shit.
Matthew Howard
Alexander Reed
-strained buzzing and whirring as his motorized chair struggles to remain functional- "Ah, ha ha, *munch, munch* ol' J.R.R., didn't, ah, see you come in! -burp- No please, please, [smack] sit down, sit down, there' something we, (pant) need to talk about. *farts* Heavens excuse me, oh ho! Well getting down to 'brass tacks' - or brass tax, I might say SNORT! - yes, well I was sitting, counting the money coming in from, slurp, my show - terribly taxing ah yes? - when the thought occurred me, watching that money from my award-winning show... [belch] from my, (siiippp) award, award, awar... sorry, I lost my breath, award-winning books, that I [chews] that I can't seem to recall you mentioning [more chewing] anything about Gondor's *blows nose* taxation policy. Surely I must have -releases one long wet smelly fart - missed it while glancing through the pages (cough). You did [scratches ballsack] say something about it, right? Sales tax? (sweats) Value-added tax? *licks lips* Don't just sta - oh my my heart - stand there my man, out with it! Surely the, the thought has crossed your mind?! -chuckles until accidental urination-"
Thomas Nelson
THE MORE SHE DRANK THE MORE SHE SHAT
Brandon Scott
>reading fantasy shit
Nathan Parker
As long as he keeps his politics out of his books I'm fine. Though I fear he's been so but blasted by drumpf that he'll put cringe shit in the books.
Cameron Scott
/thread
Gavin Hughes
The absolute most he'll do is some knight called ser drumpf the orange that dies horribly or something - cringe but easily overlooked.