any cannes threads?
Any cannes threads?
Leo Cook
Christopher Morgan
Why doesn't she get a dress that actually fits her tits?
Ryder Ortiz
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?
Ethan Powell
why do they look like they just got their shit slapped
Austin Moore
Ajjajajaj hombres! los Estados Unidos de americana ajajaja el abominacion
Ethan Wood
>has nothing to do with the film festival
>still shows upe to grab the attention
women were a big mistakes
Logan Davis
Here's your jury, bro.
Angel Gutierrez
>the chad Pawel
>the virgin Yorgos
Oliver Robinson
as if inarritu couldnt get any more inauthentic
Ayden Brooks
the fuck are you on about?
Bentley Sanders
Looks like a tranny parade.
Isaac Bell
Already, by wearing a suit jacket with sandals, Inarritu is disgracing the position of Cannes jury president
Brayden Taylor
James Powell
eeeeewwwwww
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Asher Thomas
Who's the girl with the 'stach?
Logan Williams
Women are disgusting.
Levi Lee
who the fuck is in charge of letting roasties do this?
Gabriel Wilson
based reichardt and /ourgal/ elle will make sure real kino is rewarded
Samuel Russell
David Wood
nobody, women know they will never suffer any consequence for their actions as long as men are desperate to compete to provide for women
Evan Edwards
doctor pawel
Robert Gray
>grab the attention
Oh they're going to be grabbing something but it's not attention. Why do you think all those US/Chinese/Arabs always go to Cannes and just chill on their yachts? Because they love film so much?
Kayden Edwards
Are those heads fucking photoshopped or something?
Imagine slapping that much shit on your face and still somehow ending looking like that, what the fuck?
How ugly are they without it?
Adrian King
Looks like a little bat face. Very unsettling.
Ian Moore
lmao why the fuck is elle fanning there
Cause she was in a couple art flicks?
Shes so out of her league
Isaac Myers
>Amerimutt
Tyler Harris
Cannes is meme guess berlin film festival (berlinale) is the next big thing
Easton James
they need at least 1 cute young girl
Alexander Ross
it's quite the opposite, sir
Jeremiah Wright
someone shoop a leash going from left's hand to right’s necklace pls and turn necklace into a chokechain
Colton Phillips
oh no, picking an unpopular film director on /teevee/ totally ruins the integrity of an association that voted Fahrenheit 9/11 for Palme D'or
John Evans
Damn, Death Becomes Her remake looks like THAT?!
Ryan Watson
berlinale is also much more "public friendly" and there are screenings all over the city even in the smallest indie theatre, which is pretty cool
Levi Rogers
EVERY TIME
Gavin Lewis
My nigga Bilal
Blake Hill
Based.
Alexander Price
>the autistic Yorgos
Christopher Price
The true pleb filter
Lincoln Watson
Someone quick post more photos of SelG. Literal Goddess.
Tyler King
Nice cannes
Joshua Parker
they disgrace each other, like a black girl dating an asian man.
Landon Sullivan
are you telling me that there isn't a single government office that will process a complaint about this abomination? wtf
Elijah Young
Kek it's like you can see the wall in between them
Liam Jenkins
Luke Torres
Christopher Roberts
Who is this chick?
Eli James
>Cannes thread
>zero pics of Kstew
Where the fuck are they?
Leo Price
ah-bloo-bloo
Ian Wright
Hunter Jackson
Camden Lewis
Imagine the smell
Zachary Butler
Landon Morales
That’s a dude.
Brody Kelly
You JUST KNOW
Aiden Peterson
thats a bad shoop
Anthony Cooper
>that left hand
uh oh
Kayden Richardson
Really bad
Charles Thompson
Grayson Wood
Robert Mitchell
Wow, Gong Li is there.
Jacob Bailey
Asher Sullivan
Cannes? More like Hagges
Isaac Hall
Josiah Diaz
She has the face of an 8yr old. Why do people think shes so hot?
Aaron Reyes
Why are lesbians so dorky? It’s just cringe every time.
Eli Bailey
the way they dress lmao
just a glib facsimile of males
Xavier Roberts
I think you just answered your own question m9.
Sebastian Nelson
>Yea Forums
>8 year olds
You do realise where you are?
Isaiah Long
You could impale someone on that chin
Michael Sanchez
and it'll never be me...
Jeremiah Brooks
Is this the female Miami vice reboot?
Angel Johnson
Michael Johnson
Shut up retard, no she doesn’t.
Jason Hill
Andrew Fisher
Stream here
Blake Williams
Wyatt Gutierrez
>infantileized clothing in a sexy photo shoot
John Wilson
i thought selena gomez were supposed to be cute but she unironically ugly
James Kelly
Why were we put on this planet? Simply to suffer?
Joseph Price
too much caked on makeup imo
Chase Myers
You’re an idiot.
Gavin Martin
What in god's name is that thing on the left?
Julian Smith
>t. also a mutt
Isaiah White
She's old. Do we expect white women stay good-looking this late in their lives?
Ryder Cox
Faggot
Landon Flores
don't blame because you fantasize about diddling kids kek
Aaron Stewart
stop projecting
Owen Perez
kek, had no idea Bill Murray spoke bad French.
Caleb Watson
>Still larping as a lesbian for attention.
Sad.
Cooper Robinson
God dammit Chloe looks absolutely dogshit, lets remember her in better times.
Ryan Roberts
Christopher Garcia
She's upping the ante now.
Hudson Gutierrez
Joseph Moore
Fuck yeah.
Dominic Ross
how many jews?
Xavier Allen
It's fairly cold in Cannes right now this year. High is only about 60 F (15 C). So these whores are dressing like it's late July, but in fact they're uncomfortably cold.
Evan Gutierrez
Yikes
Logan Jackson
>one copy of Master and Commander, please
Aaron Hughes
Left
Hunter Morgan
Tfw Kids was 24 years ago
Aaron Moore
Elle is on the jury this year
Matthew Wright
Zero
Pawel's grandmother died in Auswitz tho
Blake Thomas
She looks fantastic here, you're gay if you think otherwise.
Andrew Jackson
unit
Jackson Parker
What does the N in N'DIAYE stand for?
Levi Powell
thats a clone. the real Selena Gomez was killed and cloned in 2015
William Parker
What the fuck is Bill doing there?
Nicholas Adams
Is that Elle Fanning, the cutest girl alive?
Nathaniel Cox
i expect them to not show themselves in public after a point
Ian Harris
she's been in the business for almost 20 years
Jayden Nguyen
broken flowers was her peak
Dylan Wilson
He's in Jim Jarmusch's new movie.
Levi Rivera
Eli Russell
In awe at the size of that Schnoz.
Adrian Murphy
>Jim Jarmusch's new movie.
Boy am I out of the loop.
Julian James
She looks disgusting, kys
Luke Bell
so diverse
Lucas Richardson
>jim hackmusch
yikes
Andrew Hall
Pls Chloe, get some sleep.
Nicholas Gomez
Its called sidepussy
Easton Morgan
Absolutely R O Y A L
Dominic Thompson
Lanthimos looks more polish than Pawlikowski, and Pawlikowski looks more greek than Lanthimos.
Parker Myers
La Creatures
Jack Hernandez
Princess Elle
Nolan White
Fuck Thierry Fremaux and fuck the Cannes Film Festival.
Ethan Brooks
Brody Moore
ohnononono someone get the women away from Driver he is wilding again in France
Elijah Wilson
Guys it's ok to post actually attractive people.
Adrian Gray
Does Pawel's wife have a soul?
Benjamin Gomez
Ryder Collins
>Malgosia
>looks like a fucking vampire or something
Lincoln Parker
t. tastlet
Evan Bailey
yes
Brandon Taylor
Selena getting her head cut was kino. Driver holding it by the hair was nice, and him throwing it unceremoniously was based.
Andrew Morris
>cannes
>no nice cans to be seen
Insincere branding desu
Connor Torres
I thought polish girls were qts and polish men were subhuman slavs.
WTF is wrong with her (him).
Zachary Sanchez
oink oink look at that piggie nose
Jackson Rivera
Whys is Jarmusch such a big deal?
Christopher Ortiz
What in the fuck happened to Selena
Justin Carter
CUTE
Hudson Davis
Jesus Christ, why?
Jacob Nelson
it's cute
Adam Morris
No
Colton King
>the giant picture of the woman climbing on the back of a man to operate the camera
subtle
Julian Harris
She got prettier, something hard to do desu with her being perfect and all
Chase Sullivan
Cute piggy.
Jason Brown
>Oblivion character creator is unrealisti-
Anthony Morales
'member when she was in Babel?
Julian Moore
I love me some tasteful titty veins
Dominic Ortiz
Rosario dawson isn't what she used to be, but she looks so much better for her age it's not even funny.
Jeremiah Brown
Samuel Turner
Jacob Foster
Cringe. I hate this spic hack so much.
Owen Brown
based and redpilled
Jaxson Carter
Actual retards
David Evans
Locarno is where the true kino is highlighted
Aaron Price
Elle really wants to work with him
James Rivera
>irrelevant festival in irrelevant country
seems legit
Logan Phillips
That's the Sundance Syndrome. In Cannes critics are overwhelmed with fatigue and they basically give them horrible reviews because they can't stand watching any more movies. There's also the cases of Gustavo Beck, who solely goes there to troll the filmmakers and give them shitty reviews.
Oliver Roberts
next stop: the wall
Brandon Barnes
she's only 21
Jeremiah Harris
Justin Thompson
Leave the Palm to me
Jordan Brown
>the woman
Please tell my you're just pretending to not know her name
Eli Baker
Forgot pic
Hunter Flores
There are exceptions, but few. Subhuman polish onion slav here
Gabriel Phillips
>not knowing who Varda is
sneed
Sebastian Martinez
>Pawilkowski
>AGI
>Elle
>Reichardt
>Yorgos
bretty gud desu
Hudson Murphy
lol pleb
Josiah Gray
She looks familiar...
Justin Nelson
EXCLUSIVE PIC OF MALICK IN THE CANNES CROWD
Nathan Roberts
cringe
based
Nathaniel Young
Jeremiah Gray
>the rdj kelly
Jaxon Roberts
Only Reichardt and Yorgos are the only good thing about the jury.
Hudson Morgan
is that a thinkpad
Jace Harris
yorgos pls post pics of ariane's feet
Luis Allen
Guys... I'm french, of course I know who she is. My message was supposed to make you guys notice that they took a picture of a woman literally climbing on a man, like a super subtle message to """equality""", but if I had said "Look! Agnès Varda standing on a guy" you would've said "Of course you retard she died recently, have sex"
Isaiah Reed
Berlin is for boring contemplative films, shot with static camera in 5 min long shots. It's almost like a parody of what arty film festivals are.
Nicholas Miller
Her only good picture
Chase Rodriguez
Aren't the majority of these actresses at Cannes there to sell their pussies? I heard rumors that Cannes was used by actresses to escort and make money from industry billionaires.
Xavier Jenkins
Has Refn been spotted yet?
Liam Jackson
There’s a ton of escorts, but the actress bit is mostly wishful thinking.
Justin Taylor
Elle is the only pure actress there
Jaxson Hill
Based Refn
Kevin Martin
baiser
Luke Lee
the B listers and shit do yachting, the big names go there to party, do cocaine and get smashed
Michael Watson
First clip from A Hidden Life
youtube.com
James Morgan
What a neck
Cameron Rodriguez
Reminder that Chloe sucked a dick on film in The Brown Bunny.
James Williams
ok now this is epic
David Ward
You mean Locarno? I like slow cinema, therefore I like Locarno and contemplative films.
Rohrwacher is good as well, Lazzaro Felice was litty
Caleb Watson
Gallo was her bf at the time
Jaxson Ross
imagine if Elle and Supergirl started making out but with their necks it would be so weird ahaha
Isaac Barnes
10/10 would make white children with
Nicholas Hernandez
Last year
Leo Evans
what a highly comical situation
Matthew Morris
Brandon Martinez
why meds so cute bros?
Jaxson Ross
Kayden Roberts
it's elegant
Michael Price
>she'll never fuck me for a role in my kino
feels bad man
Hunter Murphy
smell of foreskins
Tyler Torres
True. Lots of the best films in Cannes (Synecdoche NY, Under the Silver Lake) get dunked on while mediocre upper middle brow issue pictures get rave reviews.
Andrew Howard
multipass?
Adam Johnson
I'm sure his around somewhere in his cargo shorts stalking Elle.
Thomas Evans
Dogtooth is one of her favorite films
Carson Williams
"Elle, baby I'm sorry The Neon Demon got mixed reviews and bombed at the box office. Just give me one more chance. Please baby please!"
James Gutierrez
...
Charles Perez
lmaoo
Nathaniel Robinson
""art""
Jaxon Hall
>"Sure Yorgos, I'll have explicit unsimulated sex in your next film, just like in my favorite kino Dogtooth!"
Can't wait.
Lucas Anderson
What happened to those leaks? Did nothing come out of it?
Jonathan Butler
I’m ready for a truck of peace. French festival plus ramadan equals dead frogs
Colton Baker
she's ok with nudity if it's not gratuitous
Christian Hill
Is that the most we see in those leaks? I bet her tits are disappointing. She probably has a cute vagina tho.
Caleb Young
please have sex
Easton Green
I do fairly regularly
Chase Sullivan
Looks like Lake Bell.
Ryder Wilson
her leaks are pure
Aaron Jones
>has had sex
>posts on Yea Forums
Carter Gray
Post the one where she's sitting on a toilet with her panties down
Ethan Allen
Her face isn't even that bad and yet it ruins her body. Such a mystery.
Gavin Thompson
Gallo is Nazi
Dylan Cox
Yeah, he's literally /ourguy/
Mason Garcia
Big ass chin tranny
Jeremiah Ramirez
Jesus fucking Christ! Wtf happened to their faces?
Nathan Collins
Came into this thread just to say how old the OP pic makes me feel. I used to fap to Casper fucking passed out Jenny multiple times a week in the mid-90's.
Jacob Johnson
>all these anglos in the room pretending they understand a single word of french
e v e r y f u c k i n g y e a r
David Garcia
Camden Gonzalez
pathetic
Brayden James
omelette du fromage
Logan Hernandez
Every time somebody posts this I have to google it,and every time I giggle.
I still have no idea of the connection,but it is still a fun time,fren.
Hudson Morgan
Wyatt Watson
I would watch that
Michael Russell
>not based doctor pawel
absolute plebbery
James Jackson
did that motherfucker use the same sound effect twice within five seconds? i love mallick but that’s a new low.
John Flores
he edits his movies with the sound off while listening to green day
David Evans
>arabic tattoo
what the fuck
Angel Baker
I’m addicted to bating to Sel’s face. Help me anons
Aiden Ross
Connor King
Selena probably did. Cannes is more about yachting and fucking producers for roles than the actual movies. Its why most of these dresses have such easy access to their crotch and ass
Robert Campbell
Ethan Rivera
What the fuck...?
Jordan Gonzalez
Chloe Sevigny is such a weird looking woman
James Morales
dishonest filmmaking, dishonest judging
John Butler
what is happening to her face
Jace Anderson
its from dexter's laboratory
youtu.be
Luis Price
Xavier Torres
Elle Fanning makes history as the youngest juror In Cannes history :)
Brayden Allen
lmao @ token
Matthew Perez
GIVE ME SHIT TO XRAY AND I WILL PROVIDE RESULTS
1.5mb MIN PLZ
Xavier Morris
>Powering Up We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children,"
Gabriel Myers
does that mean a film can rape him?
Gabriel Bennett
>Lots of the best films in Cannes (Synecdoche NY,
based
Logan Lopez
More importantly can a movie be stillborn?
Josiah Ross
U can put a lipstick on a pig unironically
Xavier Flores
Cannes more liek the Wall am i right fellas?
cause they hit the wallcause theyre old
Josiah Morgan
I would let Cate Blanchett do unspeakable things to me
Nathaniel Sullivan
KINO IS NOT THE MENU, BOYS
Jose Stewart
Jayden Parker
>chick
Brody King
They put the gorilla front and center on purpose. They want her to dance for them
I would admire their overt racism if it wasnt so self destructive.
Jack Richardson
reminds me of the faces stretched out on he walls in DOOM
Dylan Davis
goddamn reichardt is a midget
Leo Torres
Did you all just completely miss this?
Anthony Roberts
Compared to the plastic monsters hollywood produces Chloe looks fine. Bitch is 44
Ryder Taylor
She’s literally perfect retard
Julian Stewart
i don't know her name and have no interest in finding out. fuck french people and fuck women
Elijah Hill
Extremely gay comment.
Charles Diaz
So, I'm not keeping up with the films coming out this year. Which ones are /ourkinos/?
Oliver Allen
I'd prefer to watch this program than any of the competition or other new films. Il Cinema Ritrovato > Cannes
Adam Reyes
in like 2007 yeah, sure.
John James
None of your business
Dominic Thompson
The Cannes Festival is just a front for a high end prostitution ring by rich Hollywood producers, Washington big wigs, and Arab millionaires; right?
Ethan Smith
wow... and I thought I was a schlubby looking Greek...
Gavin Garcia
i like that one show shes in where she plays a tranny hitman because she looks like a tranny and i masturbated a bunch
Jordan Smith
I remember first seeing her in Battle Angel Alita threads on Yea Forums over a decade ago.
Ian Green
Except Reichardt and Rohrwacher are kikes?
Owen Ross
Maybe if I was a rich Arab pi baron I could afford to have sex with rfamous actresses yachting at Cannes.
Connor Collins
>Maimouna
It literally means a "monkey" in my language
Charles Scott
>fellow death grips connoisseur
I see you!
Wyatt Perez
Aren't there a shit ton of rich arabs and global elite who are funding the mass migration of Muslims into france there? There is no way they would allow their sleeper cells to attack the elite behind the invasion.
Nicholas Cruz
at least they're mostly directors and Kelly Reichardt is unironically one of the best working American directors
Jaxon Williams
Which language ?
Ryder Turner
>lanthimos
>reichardt
>pawlikowski
>rohrwacher
>elle!
unfathomably based lineup
Jackson Russell
and iñárritu for that matter actually
Asher Scott
>15 C
>cold
ayy lmao
Elijah Garcia
Would've made the perfect Ritsuko
Ian Morgan
inarritu is a hack and belongs on a film judging panel even less than a 21 year old actress
Julian Miller
Nathan Thomas
Daily reminder that Shrek 2 was also nominated for the palm d'or that year. And Tarantino was the jury president.
Elijah Brown
birdman was kino, amores perros was solid, he can judge films all he wants afaic.
Caleb Young
>converse
>sandals
Daniel Howard
Isaac Rogers
>Gonzalez
>Lanthimos
Not bad.
Robert Watson
So is Kapadia confirmed as the greatest documentary maker of all time?
cannes-ratings.herokuapp.com
Joseph Ward
So the palm d'or would most likely be for pain & glory?
Levi Phillips
The jury decides the winner, user
Bentley Taylor
Based as fuck
Jonathan Walker
JESUS CHRIST SELENA REALLY IS FAT AND HAGGARD NOW BECAUSE OF THE LUPUS
Lookup Selena Gomez in the light nightclub in Vegas to see old skinny goddess selena
Jose James
I love you like a love song baby but what does it has to do with Cannes ?
Adrian James
Fucking incel idiot
Owen Adams
those are two male jews!
Logan Thompson
who let roasbeef in?!
Julian Stewart
Who let your mom give birth to your faggot ass?*
Gabriel Nelson
Last one
Kevin Wright
>watch cannes
>get ban
Robert Ortiz
What the fuck?
Jose Anderson
only inarritu and yorgos are worth a damn, the rest are just there for muh diversity and memes
Jack Perez
LOS TRANSHUMANOS, MARK I.02.
Julian Perry
>Semicolon tattoo
Unironically a symbol/tattoo for suicide survivors, look it up.