SEETHING Dany -edition
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Save me Khaleesi
Stannis is dead
nth for RAPE
So is it customary to rape people at the beginning of the battle or at the end,
You see Jon this was my entire plan, I out maneuvered the "Queen" and she danced exactly to my tune, I deceived her , deluded her, hoodwinked her , mislead-ed, duped, fooled, double-crossed, cheated, swindled, outwitted, outmaneuvered, caught out, gulled, hoaxed, bamboozled, beguiled; entrapped;
bilked, diddled, rooked, put one over on, pulled a fast one on her, pulled the wool over her eyes, took her for a ride, lead her up the garden path, spoofed and tricked her into slaying millions with dragons, exactly as I planned.
Now truly, the North Remembers
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>I've never known bells to mean surrender
Did D&D forget about this?
n-ned please just fuck me once, c-cat doesn't have to know
no, please dont go, please dont go, i love you..
That filename does not match the person pictured, user.
Stannis is in a better place now
> Jon theres a huge problem
> Ive ran out of Rape to watch
> can you make me some more?
In the middle of a battle while dragon is burning the city obviously. Threr is no better moment than this.
Daenerys "Arsonist" Targaryen
Daenerys "Hell's Belle" Targaryen
Daenerys "Ten Ton Terror" Targaryen
Daenerys "Westerner Wrecker" Targaryen
Daenerys "Peasant Accelerant" Targaryen
Daenerys "Valyrian Pyromaniac" Targaryen
Daenerys "Commoner Combustor" Targaryen
Daenerys "Try to outrun my Drogon" Targaryen
Daenerys "See a town? Burn it down" Targaryen
Daenerys "Unburnt city? What a pity!" Targaryen
Daenerys "Kinglander Killing Khaleesi" Targaryen
Daenerys "King's Landing into Kindling" Targaryen
Daenerys "You better flee from Flea Bottom" Targaryen
Daenerys "Breaker of Chains, baker of brains" Targaryen
Daenerys "Dehousing civilians by the millions" Targaryen
Daenerys "Queen of Meeeren here 2 make u scream" Targaryen
Daenerys "Shower me with praise or your city I will raze" Targaryen
Daenerys "Dropping canisters on every single Lannister" Targaryen
Daenerys "Ring the bells, I'll send them to the Seven Hells" Targaryen
Daenerys "All these children must burn because it's my turn" Targaryen
Daenerys "After seeing Rhaegal crash this city needs to be ash" Targaryen
Daenerys "If the crowds dare to jeer then their skin needs to sear" Targaryen
Daenerys "The show's down to the wire so I need to go crazy with fire" Targaryen
Daenerys "Surrender in desperation, you'll get nothing but conflagration" Targaryen
Daenerys "After they see all the flame they'll be some babies to rename" Targaryen
Daenerys "Don't have to read the last book to know that King's Landing will cook" Targaryen
A_____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH
first for based Podrick
Save me Khaleesi
Emilia!
did he die from the inital blow or when he got chucked
smartest person in the seven kingdoms
Ned, I've had martial training as a child of Starfall, you know. I'm not my brother but I could still beat you in a fight. Don't make me subdue you, Ned.
oh is this the new thread? okkkk
i dunno about you guys but I fucking loved danys the literal hitler
she has always been an evil character, she just hides it
the only reason targaryans rule is because dragons like their smell or some shit, they are all garbage rulers, when they arent feeding the realm to their dragons they are feeding other targaryans to their dragons
jon snow isnt immune to this, he is 50 percent retargatarian too, theres no reason to assume he would be a good ruler just because neddy beheaddy was his foster daddy
HERES WHERE I MAKE MY OPINION>>>>>> honestly the only one who would do a good job on the throne is tyrion, everyone else is fucking loco
she just needed a good dicking and none of this would have happened
Give her the Necklace Davos
someone remind me what the fuck happened to the Children of the Forest. I remember them chucking magical bombs at white walkers when trying to save Bran, Jojen, Mira, etc. but did they all die after that? Are there any more anywhere in this world? I wanted to learn more about them and the three-eyed raven and worging and all that shit.
>hey thanks for bringing me my brother's sword, Ned. Now fuck me or I'll jump out this window!
BLOW YOUR LOAD ALL OVER MY FACE OR I WILL BURN THIS CITY TO THE GROUND
Not when he prevented rape literally in the last episode
NORF
Shit happens, or as they say in Essos, "Vala Morghulis".
the /norf/ will rise again
no.
the norf will rape again
so how would you rate episode 5 lads?
STANNIS YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ARSE
>progressively gets more desperate and demanding as ned continues to refuse to fuck her
absolutely based /norf/ poster
KING IN DA NORF
>Jon hates Bran so much he's preventing him from adding any scenes to his rape porn collection
I guess you could say, Daenerys should win the No Bell Peace Price
Sad!
I thought you considered me your brother, Jon.
Are there any other fantasy franchises with Based Mature Men like Stannis Baratheon in them? Wheel of Time seems very teen centric to me, I don’t want something that’s like these later seasons of GoT with all the young pretty people and no hardasses like Stannis, Tywin, Mance etc.
10/10
i was surprisingly subverted
I kinda miss Robb.
>Executing surrendering soldiers
>burning innocent people to the ground
>Half of Kings Landing is on Fire
GIVE ME A FUCKING INSANE DANY GF NOW
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
based.
FORM RANKS YOU DOGS
Who would have thought that she'd end up being ourgal
get out.
>that quick shot of the Lannister soldier helping civilians get to safety while the Stark soldiers rape and kill women and children.
pure subversionkino
8/10
Good episode overall.
Yeah. It's rushed, like everything in this season. D&D followed the bulletpoints set by GRRM. Books will have the same outcome but much better buildup.
kekaroo
'ATE TARGS
'ATE LANNISTERS
'ATE DRAGONS
'ATE ME WIFE
'ATE BOARS
LOVE NED
LOVE NED'S SISTER
LOVE JOUSTING
LOVE STARKS
LOVE 'AMMERS
SIMPLE AS
fuck off carlos
i laugh like a fucking retard child see this
DROGON HUNGERS
GODS I WAS HATEFUL THEN
what would Stannis do in cersei's situation?
he'd refuse to surrender even after firebombing wouldn't he
obviously he wouldn't use peasants as hostages
AHL DA MATTUHS US DAT WE ARE IN DA NORF
Sure M'lord
He had more charisma than Jon, then again who doesn't
>mfw honorable dothraki dont rape a single women
New KWEEN coming thru!!
A cream pie a day keep the Genocide away
AAAAH SAVE ME GHOST
>Implying that wasn't a remote controlled robot with fake blood in it.
>you will never be sean bean
why live
Finaly something that is like GoT. Just like those Stark soldiers who hanged those girls in S2 finale. Not this bullshit Good/Evil dichotomy that was building up for last few seasons.
conceal the ballistae around the city so that in situations where the dragon is perched on a rooftop, they quickly uncover and hit her by surprise then AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
based
he would've manned one of the ballistae and hit Drogon in the eye in his first shot instead of staying in the Red Keep like a faggoty loser
he would probably use that wildfire as a weapon instead of putting it all over the city
That would be racist user. Only white men are capable of rape.
Finger in the bum
>Stannis is in a better place now
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the Stannis Gang are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have insulted the One True King, Stannis Baratheon. Whoops! You should always remember to stop and think before showing such disrespect towards the one known as AZOR AHAI! Posting anything in opposition to Stannis is in poor form. You should always be ready to show adoration to the only one worthy to sit on the Iron Throne.
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help.
>Hehehe look at her go Ned. She's burning the women and children now. "uuhhh Rubart we kant kill her. she jast a lil girl." Bet you feel pretty fucking dumb now eh? Ned, I tell you if I could do one thing I'd go back and give Stannis a speed boat so he could get to Dragonstone in time to waste that genetic abomination. The way I see it Ned the screams of every one of those children is on your conscience. Now, LANCEL MORE WINE!
In short:
>I was literally just being a bitch to her as is my nature
>not using faggot trees to steal satellite signal from Earth to download the entire Rapesection anal library, then
>uploading them on the Weirdwood network >warging into the entire city of St. Petersburg or the entire country of Russia.
If Bran's the smartest being to have ever lived on Planetos, I don't see it.
based boarman
Please add hornswoggled to the synonyms for Mind Trick Queen
Jon is a homo
SEETHING
> implying stannis is dead
What is this from?
Other bullshit aside, how do we rate Cleganebowl lads?
Both the hound and the mountain dying was the obvious ending but did it live up to the hype?
why did he reject her
>Now Jon you've learned what happens when you don't play nice. So, come fuck auntie's slutty pussy or she'll burn Duskendale next.
Incel wasn't lowborn. He'd say My Lord
8/10
STANDING
>city surrenders
>burn it anyway
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME
Anything Tolkien
Sorry I don't know many other fantasies that aren't basically JRPGs, if you are ok with videogames may as well try The Witcher
is this normal that i want her to humiliate me
has /ourgirl/ become unbearable sexy for anyone else? PLEASE sit on my fucking face Dany.
Viserys!
Why did they set up their siege camp literally next to the city? Why did't anybody shoot them?
plz post moar chimpouts
>he had no armor
>and no big fucking sword
I wanted more greatsword vs greatsword action, and they should have had fire be part of the battle.
You know, i hated the last episode until i saw these tweets. Now i love it.
and who... are you...
I truly do not understand the storytelling in game of thrones.
>spend many episodes legitimizing the strength of King's Landing against the dragons
>her other dragons dead, she destroys the entire fucking city with just one
>an episode after one of her other dragons was killed in seconds out of nowhere
>the dragon's massive increase in power is totally unexplained
This is unbelievable.
>Sorry I don't know many other fantasies
no shit, tolkien was a horrible writer.
you cant surrender halfway during a battle sweetie
> Trump or Bernie supporters
8x06 Title Azor Ahai
The last 5 seconds of the series is a blank screen and a baby crying.
bruh look at all those braids
HAIL DAENERYS OF THE HOUSE TARGARIEN
just turn your brain off bro
“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest woman alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.”
have rape
Why didn't Jon and Daenerys co-rule as Targaryen king and queen?
Why do white women only call jews white when they're insulting them
Danys story arc in 30 sec
>Actually caring about this braindamaged roastie outside of how she dies next week
Lmaoing @ your life rn
> Women can´t be trusted because they are too emotional to rule
> Procceeds to act too emotional and rant to prove wrong that statement
You gotta love this one...
is there a more kino instance of mad genocidal qt filled with rage?
How did the show waste a decade of her life
Was she devoting herself to it somehow
DID QY BURN ?
Shoot them with their muskets? Wouldn't have mattered anyways, Dany did literally everything on her own for some reason and her army did not even matter even though they spent 7 seasons of her building them up and waiting for all 3 dragons to grow.
It was shit because it lacked the set-up, much like the rest of the season. The whole thing feels like they took the dusted notes from GRRM and put in his bullet points except they forgot to add the key scenes in the prior seasons for us to believe or care about it.
Show Clegane didn't seem to care until he suddenly did and that was his reason to wake up in the morning and it was boring.
Would Jorah still be down to fuck Mad Queen Daenerys?
you have to go back
>Waaaah my power fantasy is being raped waaaah
Fuck these people, they didn't complain when everything went to shit years ago.
have sex
Because it would be anti semitic to call them jews and say something bad about them, goy.
Literally the only people mad about Dany being evil is the fan service obsessed fat feminists and numales that you see in the likes of burlington bar, Fuck them, this episode was great.
I was expecting Hound to give Arya one last goodbye kiss here
expectations subverted :(
11/10 for the salt it generates
4/10 for the episode itself
Who's the father?
Who's the baby?
>Wait for the night
>Make arrows rain
>Run back in
thanks for the laugh
Cool off Daeny... jeez...
Why people are saying Cleganbowl was awesome? it was anticlimatic as fuck
have rape
crazy pussy=best pussy
The worst thing is i now have a fetish for Genocide gf's
>Hound falling into flames
The butchers childs death has been avenged from season one im happy
Does Russia have a rape problem?
My headcanon says that Jorah and Muh Sundae's deaths are what finally made her unleash her madness. Still I think Jorah would still be loyal
Somebody post the damn pasta before I piss myself
>Scene from preview of next episode with Dany looking out over Nuremberg Rally
>Suddleny in the distance "WWWWHHHOOOOOREEEEE"
>Its Bobby
>He faked his death and has been waiting for the last Targshit to fall for his trap and come back to Westeros
>Drogon attacks him but Bobby belly slams him into the Red Keep killing him instantly
>Bobby takes out his hammer and caves in Dany's chest the same way he did Rhaegars
>Unsulied and Dothraki flee
>Robert "Got 'er Ned. Now LANCEL WIIIINNNEE"
>A chared skeletal hand is raised from off screen and offers Robert a goblet.
He turns to the camera and winks
>Roll credits
>He doesn't know how to sack a city
Low T
she never was preggo
The idea of Lancel being up there in heaven and still timidly pouring wine for Bobby B amuses me for some reason
me and me
An aunt denied her nephew's dick
be honest, had this episode not been a part of a series but just a one-shot with little to no backstory it'd be pure kino
she kind of forgot about the scorpions. and in this episode she remembered. and they ran out of budget and needed a way to get rid of the golden company fast.
Yeah I was not thinking about arrows, I blanked out for some reason. Still, her army did not even matter, her other two dragons did not even matter. Her journey was a waste. At least we get to see the life leave her eyes on Sunday.
Arya literally saved all humanity tho
B-Bran?
Based ending
>letting your girlfriend hold some other guy's hand emotionally at the same time she's holding yours
What did beta Tormund mean by this?
She's never looked this hot, not even in S1
I TOLD YA SHOULD'VE MURDERED THAT BITCH, NED
> This your last chance cum in me or i will destory the city
How the fuck does she have so many unsullied still? In the battle of Winterfell it seemed like there were almost none left alive.
>i dont want it
She's holding a gay couple's hands.
Why did his brain fall out
youtube video with her parodying where are my dragons
>regret to attack show creators
>doesn't delete said attack
What did she mean by this?
Her acting was superb, that's true. And she did it in a green screen room.
>censoring twitter name
Why?
jon is a gay manlet, very sad
The next Sword of the Morning isn't going to conceive himself, Ned
Fucking ANY of the Baratheons would be better than the current candidates
Gendry is the only one left, he'd better get the throne
What is it with Valyrian girls being crazy for cock, Visenya, Ashara, Dany.
>"I will take my throne through Fire and Blood"
>YASS QUEEN SLAY
>*takes throne through Fire and Blood*
>WTF HOW COULD SHE DO THIS IT IS OUT OF CHARACTER!!!
why is the GoT fanbase so goddamn retarded?
>letting some woman get between you and your boyfriend emotionally holding hands
That makes it worse.
Ned please
I'm on my knees begging here.....please ned. I beg you, please put your morning sword into her starfall.
Ned, i can't have children because i'm a Kingsguard.....neeeeeeed.....NED LISTEN TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT, GO HAVE SEX WITH MY SISTER
N-Ned i didn't mean it, just.....no, please get away from Catelyn...N-No NED PLEASE she is a redhead, she doesn't have a soul, just......please come back ned we can talk about this....
Dany's part made sense, she has always been a crazy bitch that loved killing people. Jaime has always been a cuck for Cersei, all the so called good things he has done other than for Brianne and Tyrion has been for Cersei and baby, even going to help The North, for his baby. Jon's reply to Varys when he told her "You know what she is about to do" is not the Jon we all know, he would never allow that. Mountain and Hound was good, would have been better without the Arya shit. Everything else, stupid.
Are you people just trolling or you really find female psychopaths hot?
It's a shame Robert and Stannis didn't get along. Robert was an unstoppable force, Stannis was an immovable object.
What's more intimidating about Wheel of time is the fact there are more than a dozen decent size tomes,
>If it's really good, I don't want to spend every waking moment of my free time for a month or two reading.
>If it's shit, why bother.
Also the problem with fantasy franchises is that most are aimed at a teenage audience, so the protagonist and the focus are on that, so the reader can self-insert. The best you can hope for is a young adult book with random messed-up elements. Pic related, I consider Ursula Le Guin a children's author but the books do contain elements like pic related.
It really shows how rushed everything is. It didn't need to be 6 episodes, it should have been 10. There needed to be a break in the plot after each major action in the show; the battle against the night king needed 1-2 episodes of downtime for the characters to process what happened, for characters to have more conversations with each other; Sam and Jon, Jon and Daenerys, Sansa / Arya / Jon discussing who he really is, not just cutting away, Davos and some small folk after the battles, etc.
There's just nothing anymore, the fight finishes and it's onto the next setpiece immediately with no break in the action, and now after another major event in the show there's only 1 episode to wrap up everything, meaning nothing of interest will come from that episode. Characters won't discuss what happened in depth, won't discuss who was lost, etc. The plot just HAS to chug forwards because they placed this autistic episode number limitation that has completely fucked everything.
Yes, D&D are shit writers too, but even if the plot was overall the same, with some slight changes and expanded to a normal 10 episode season everything would have been alright for the most part, at least a 7/10 show not the 3/10 abomination we're viewing.
>I've never known bells to mean surrender
BRAVO DABID
>more boar sire?
Noh wey fthag
Anyone notice how the guy cutting the woman’s throat looks like Daario and the guy Jon stabs looks like season 1s mountain?
not my image, i stole it from a nigger last thread
>tfw no strong, black haired, pale skinned, violet eyed forceful gf
I've had it with these cucked Starks t bh
Now that he knows she is his aunt he is legitimally disgusted by the thought
Her torching Sam's dad and brother really got her pussy wet to the point where she wanted it more and more
i will tend to your every need my queen
She sounds like a generic anime character what the hell
let's be real gendry's not fit to rule anything, he's a blacksmith
at best he's gonna be the sock puppet for whatever council
at worst he's dead in 24 hours
I was going to post "me" fuck you
Because his skull was broken.
I have seen a guy on a motorcycle crash onto a truck head-on. No helmet. It was very similar to this scene.
But she already had the throne when the bells rang. Burning the city was just for teh lulz
You're trying to make me waifu Danerys, it won't work.
How mad will you guys be if she survives next week and kills the starks and rules the kingdom as the mad bitch queen?
Robert's Rebellion was built on a lie.. the lie that ned loved Catelyn. If he just married Ashara all the violence could've been avoided.
'Cough' 'Couugh'
Female psychopaths are fucking hot although I would rather never meet one
Do you eat popcorn before or after the movie?
/NORF/
/Noh/
She warned the normies in season 2.
youtube.com
JARVIS, WHAT'S THE CASUALTIES RECORD FOR KING'S LANDING SIEGES HISTORY?
They castrated all the male survivors and pressed them into service
That’s how they reproduce
can someone post a few of those "daenerys leads the defense of the north" memes?
Its almost as if the YASS QUEEN SLAY audience was full of doble standard
Dragons are a WMD metaphor, but yeah the show jumped the gun and has done a fucking terrible job with contrived forced tension.
Can you really resist her user?
>contort ugly mug and grimace like a retard
>do some 20 takes then edit it all together
>wow top notch emmy when?!!!
The literal state of Danytards lmao
This would have been something, the whole thing being a result of miscommunication...
If not for the fact that Tyrion told Dany before the battle that the bells would mean surrender.
Where did varys suddenly come from?
Hot.
Would she teach her 10+ kids? Including the girls?
Killing off Sansa and Arya? They're literally the least likely to die of any character and both have super powers
Sansa could out smart her way out of anything and Arya can kill anything ez
>S8 E6, post credits of the meme normie ending, Ned wakes up in a cold sweat.
>"Ned, my love, what’s wrong?"
>"Oh Ash, I had a terrible nightmare I was married to a ginger shrew and got decapitated."
>"How awful! Come downstairs and have breakfast with me and our fourteen beautiful sons, that’ll take your mind off it!"
>"Thanks, Ashara. I’m really glad that our actual children are cute and none of them look like horrible goblins."
>Ned, Ashara and their not goblin children have breakfast together
>"Father, tell us again about how you and mother fell in love!"
>"Well, my little wolves, it’s a long story..."
>Fade to black
>Coming to HBO, Wolves of the Stars
>Winter 2025
Do D&D have Alzheimer's?
Is the fat fuck finishing the books?
i want to see his ending!
That too but at that point she didn't know how good it would feel until she finally started torching westerosi
im not trolling at all. id be her eva braun in a heartbeat. i bet shed be begging for a dicking after committing an atrocity
WOT has a ton of man characters, most just grow into that role. Lan, Perrin, Rand, Lolial (sp), and many b list characters are bros.
>?
>forgoes 8 seasons of show-original development to give us dragon bombing kino
OUR QUEEN
I'd rather have that than the shit we're going to get
I've been arguing with normies for hours. You can't stop me. I will make them realize that this was not "out of character". I don't care how many bullshit arguments they pull out. I'm on a crusade.
not after that webm
He did not want his manlet genes to continue and taint the Stark line. Instead he wanted Gendry to give Arya a strong son to lead the Stark Banner into battle
>tfw no Ashara mommy gf
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Honestly, that would be fucking great. This show was originally about realism - the good and honourable guys don't always win and sometimes, random shit kills important people. The last few seasons have been hollywood tier crap where only secondary characters die.
>Solid hoss match until the finish, both men getting counted out with no winner kind of takes out of the match.
****
to be fair, Tyrion's plan was probably having Golden Company to ring the bells if they surrender. There really isnt another way to do it in such a big city. Him finding out about Jaime made things easier. Im not going to hold them to the fire over the give up bells
>the more sane it gets the less likes it has
Added with Renly charisma and ability to make friends they would have been an unstoppable trio
>tfw rather have a million dead than touch that skank
What if Tyrion talking about bells meaning surrender was all a sham to see if Dany would go crazy or not so he could pick a side between her and Jon
Nobody else seemed to really understand about the bells shit but Dany seemed okay with believing in it
>House Stark will sit on the iron throne and Sansa rules the North
Did Sansa, dare I say it, win the Game of Thrones?
>oh she dead
nope
>the building fell!
nope
>t..the fire!
nope
it was fucking hilarious
It wasn't out of character but her spergout could work better if she had a better reason other than "she's already insane"
Dany was always like this, the only reason she didn't commit mass slaughter like this before was because her advisors convinced her not to.
TL:DR those that complain about this episode are retards
Seriously though, why do so many fans seem to think this show is Death Note? Characters in GoT don't just randomly shit out 500 IQ power plays without multiple seasons of foreshadowing.
You know when something is too cute you want to hurt it? It's like that.
So fucking hot.
> what was she listening to?
youtube.com
Of course
Bless you, laddie.
Jon will sit on the throne. the leaks are not true. the show are using martin's ending. he would not end the series as the leaks have it.
So where the fuck is Edmure?
Kek
>spare city
>hated by the populace regardless
>they find out Jon is a Targ
>overthrown
OR
>burn those kings landing peasant shits
>they now fear you and see you as a vengeful goddess
>so scared they will never even think of rebelling no matter Jon's claim
>Iron throne is yours
she was just securing the throne and her actions are entirely justified
user, there's an Ashara GF out there for all of us. She's waiting for you, you just have to look.
No I don't know that feel. Are you OK?
just you wait! there is still one more episode!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THIS I NAMED MY DAUGHTER KALEY C AND WAS ALREADY TRAINNING HER TO BE A FULL LESBIUAN NOOOOO FUCKING JEWS!
Uh oh you're a retard
god damn this show was great before they slaughtered it
Lies
dany was the only good part
I still complain about the episode
I complain about the golden company
I complain about cleganebowl
I complain about the iron fleet
I complain about Euron
I complain about Jaime
I complain about the dyke mom
I complain about the white horse
URRGGGGGGG
>Jon stabs Daenerys
how?where's the Queen's guard?
>The writers are Trump supporters.
>Or Bernie supporters.
> what was she listening to?
youtube.com
out surfin
>image
I unironically have a boner now
Any leeks on episode 6?
Uh uh cope harder
>I complain about cleganebowl
cringe, all others are fair
King's/Queen's guard hasn't done shit all 8 seasons.
well to bad I'm a ned but more retarded
Fake leak
In reality he takes Ned's severed head and kicks it like a football, completely penetrating Drogon's chest and killing him instantly, while shouting "YOU WERE THE BROTHER I CHOSE"
protip
jaime is not dead
>Jon, every minute you’re not putting a baby in my belly, a baby will be fed to Drogon
NO WAIT! I'M A TARGARYAN TOO! I'M A TARGARYEN TOO! MY REAL NAME IS...AAAARGH!
REMINDER
Meryn fucking Trant was a kingsguard.
It's a normal psychological reaction, it's why people want to pinch babies' faces or say how much they'd like to eat puppies.
Dany was a 10/10 burning people on Drogon, these cute webms are pushing it to 15, and that's causing me to waifu her less.
>burn those kings landing peasant shits
>they now fear you and see you as a vengeful goddess
>so scared they will never even think of rebelling no matter Jon's claim
>Iron throne is yours
>Then you are stabbed to death by Jon
ftfy
>Bran gets on the Iron Throne
>he starts giving a speech to all the assembled characters
>"My subjects, my friends! I must say it truly was..."
>turns to camera
"a game of thrones!" *wink*
>credits roll
Same leaks that got everything else right say Bran gets the throne.
(X) Doubt
Bran become king, bronn on his council
>Daenerys "Commoner Combustor" Targaryen
nice.
Make-A-Wish foundation gives he throne to Bran
y-you're retard
lol cope
VARYSH PLEASH
She could just marry Jon
If there's one thing I'm going to miss about this show, it's definitely the ladies. GoT had some of the tastiest sows ever to grace television.
>yfw the world-known golden company did FUCK ALL
More like the Golden Plot Device
lmao hatewatching the burlington bar videos has been great the last few seasons, I'll never forgive them for kicking out cow tit girl
Oh no for sure it was poorly executed, but only a retard would say that this came "completely out of nowhere"
you mean the back and forth to arya was fine? Fuck off
10/10 for discussion wise.
Bad/10 for writing and lore wise.
Reddit tier
fucking hell
yeah im thinking he back!
you'd be surprised, some girls actually like nervous shy guys.
we're all gonna make it bros
user will finish it SOON
Rape? Not really... More like it has an abundance of decent-looking sluts, causing the late 90s and early-mid 2000s to have an over-saturation of all sorts of genre/niches of porn (off the top of my head, RoccoVisits/ WoodmanVisits/TeachMyAss/RapeSection/TrickyTeacher/ CollegeFuckParties/ DoubleViewCasting/ random amateur videos uploaded on VK etc), I just went on the one niche related to the shitpost. But I haven't checked in a few years, they either stopped uploading, went behind a paywall, or the government started cracking down on porn or (((internationally produced film))) due to sanctions? My guess is as good as yours.
Was it really too much to ask for? Dany deserves sex from a dark-haired targ boy after all she went through.
lmao
did they even have any effect on the plot
You still see them slaughtering the civilians on horseback tho
i know right? i'll miss our queen
Jon kills Dany by stabbing her through the heart, she instantly ignites on fire. He pulls his sword from her, it is in flames. Dothraki kneel, Unsullied drop their weapons. Greyworm runs towards him and Drogon burns him. He sits on the throne. Everyone comes walking into what is left of the throne room, even Howland Reed is there. Cuts to black.
10/10. only good episode since hardhome, specifically because it made the worst parts of the audience extremely angry.
Since when has Dany had a Queensguard?
wait what? He's a Tragaryen? when was it hinted?
> Do i support Stannis?
> Why yes of course! who else is there?!
Well, they were pretty much supposed to be Cersei's ace up her sleeve.
>you'd be surprised, some girls actually like nervous shy guys.
Lies.
Yeah too OP but the slaver were pretty happy to exchange to an army of unsullied with a dragon
This. It should have been a much closer fight. I mean, fucking Oberyn almost beat the Mountain without wearing armor for god's sake.
Margaery Tyrell is the all time GOAT by a mile.
If that were true, which it aint, I'd still be correct as Jon is half-Stark.
here's ya dislike pal
she had a couple of unsullied/dothraki around her in previous episodes.
In the books the Golden company is supporting some guy claiming to be Aegon Targaryen, Rhaegar’s oldest son that the Mountain killed during the sack of King’s Landing
What is it about Hardhome and Battle of Bastards? they were both average episodes and they both utilized stupid logic and plot armor.
yes even if just for that scene
Who are you faggots censoring people's names? Where do you come from and what is your goal?
>he thinks Jon will sit the throne in martin's ending
Do you not know how martin writes?
Who do you think Jorah and Barristan were? Dumb speedwatcher
also this
Because she is a severely traumatized child that turned into a conqueror with a huge messiah complex to cope with it
What does a conqueror do when there is nothing left to conquer, even though she barely started? What does a narcissistic messiah do when she gets what she wants, but through the actions of others while everyone hates her and ridiculed her all the way to it? What does a traumatized person, who convinced herself that getting a specific thing was her divine calling that would solve all of her problems do when she gets that thing and all her pain is still there, worse even?
She lashes out
This doesn’t forgive what Dabid did to Stannis but I’ll be damned if it doesn’t come close
imagine if we got 9 seasons with 10 episodes each
JUST IMAGINE
>after all she went through
yeah, being revered as a living goddess 24/7 is hard work I guess
Because that would have made too much sense
>and who
>are you
I already miss Melisandre and Missandei.
It hurts, bros.
> Jon, just one drop please...
Where the fuck is Bran
youtube.com
That's unsurpinsingly stupid
GODS
subversion and crayons,you wouldn't understand.
Because Dabid want to subvert expectations
Starks must truly be the best fucks in Westeros. A man usurped the throne for it, a beautiful woman killed herself for it and a dragon queen went insane for it.
that video is even better with the star wars imperial march track
Oh yeah, forgot to add (not even if it matters, but am blogposting about porn anyway), St Petersburg is the second largest city, and while Moscow is more about training Actors/Actresses and ballerinas etc, SpB has the better colleges and facilities for training cinematographers, so in most of the intros of the porn movies, you do get to see that it's SpB due to the abundance of canals and distinct architercture (the historic centre was built in the 18th century, while Moscow's was built in the 14th), other large cities are a lot more commie-block abundant.
How are there so many brown people after Jorah killed them all during the Short Night?
Haven't watched this shit since Season 4.
Can somebody explain why people are so triggered by Dany losing her shit?
She was always a petulant, emotionally-driven child.
Who makes her clothes? Seriously, she's surrounded by men and soldiers and the only women is a translator. HOW IS SHE GETTING NEW CLOTHES EVERY SEASON?
Against regula grega, not FRANKENSTEIN'S Greg. Sandor wins early on when he skewers him, you know, if he wasn't undead. You're complaints about cutting to Arya struggling as the Hound struggles are borne from your lack of understanding the story. There are plenty of cringe things to whinge at, but to pick solid parts that make your opinion worthless.
have sex tho, for real
have rape
Lads, we're all gathered here to discuss what is basically a soap opera and read erotic literature. Are we women?
No idea. I assume they have nog IQ. Should have known she was nuts about power since season 1.
should've been different.
>drogon gets shot by a random cunt with a scorpion
>MUH DRAGON!! MUH BABY RAAAAAWR
because
the next king will be a white male
WITH AN ACTUAL PENIS
> yeah im thinking hes back!
WHY IS THIS SO FUCKING HOT
I've never cared for any female any fictional character in that way.
But mommy dragon genocide makes me so fucking moist pls abuse me
>I knew you Starks were fond of your greatswords an all...
she has tits that are both small and fucking saggy
the only decent broa d wws the one who showed her tits to ser brom
>COME BOW BEFORE YOUR GOD! BOW YA SHITS!
>now
Now that Egg is Moon confirmed, how will you react when Drogon is smothered by a pillow and a thousand thousand Moons burst forth from his carcass and end Planetos?
>the only people mad about Dany being evil
You're retarded if you're just mad BECAUSE she was evil but if it's that her arc is shit like all the writing, you're just normal. Pic related character's "goes mad" arc was done about 10,000X better, they only had two seasons to do it, and is was a fucking kid show. But her writing was very utterly superior.
Also Dany slowly becoming an ends justifies the means type villain is more logical than "bells made me crazy so I'll randomly kill everybody" but that's what it felt like. Leaving the fans and writers to explain off screen why "that's not why" and why it might be logical that it went down that way instead of showing it on the show and in the writer. There was five seconds in her no sex from nephew incel hysteria where she said some shit about inspiring fear, so maybe that's her plan, immediately contradicted by the behind the scenes interview saying there was no plan and she just snapped instead.
Elliot Roger's video was a better character arc.
season 1 kingsguard and jamie was pure kino
cringe
Because the show spent 7 seasons showing her championing the poor, oppressed, and downtrodden.
And now all of a sudden she's napalming the poor, oppressed, and downtrodden of King's Landing.
Even if it was just the soldiers, it would be out of character since just last season she let people live as long as they bent the knee and joined her.
He is in a better place bros.
Naw I’m willing to bet the finales title is “A Song of Ice and Fire”
>Some sort of weeb shit
Opinion discarded
battle of the bastards was total shit. i like hardhome because its the first time we really see a big battle against the wights, it's paced very well too. the battle comes out of fucking nowhere too, no one was expecting it and it was a nice surprise.
Prophecy never comes true, silly Jonfags.
I'm just joshin you man. One stab wound wouldn't have taken down Gregor even when he was alive, the books make that clear on a few separate occasions.
I will argue, though, that living Gregor was probably stronger and more skilled in combat.
AtLA isn't muh Chinese cartoons just an American cartoon. And its ending had huge problems too but there's no doubt Azula going crazy was more compelling and well done than Dany going crazy.
battle of the bastards episode was good on the show but yet again, no military formations above kindergarten level.
Or
>Stop being an entitled cunt and give up your quest because you're not even the rightful heir
...
kek
AtLA ? Sounds like weeb shit to me
Wait til everyone finds out Bran was controlling Drogon.
its the culmination of many factors
shes wearing a better dress, has cute makeup, is finally acting and becoming an interesting character, the edgy autismo schizoid expressions, the danyfag/showfag tears you just know poured out in waves at that very moment
it all results in some very brief kino in an otherwise retarded and rather lame episode
>Chinese cartoon
Did not read
the episode had potential to be good, but they fucked it all up when ramsay starts shooting arrows into his own men (retarded braveheart ripoff), and then the pile of bodies.
Then the audience misunderstood what it means when a medieval ruler champions the poor, oppressed and downtrodden. Gengis Khan was in many ways a champion of the poor and downtrodden. He exempted them from taxes and practiced religious tolerance unheard of for the era. Doesn't mean he didn't burn the fuck out of cities that defied him.
>gets called a bitch for playing the game of thrones in a show called game of thrones
Dany fags on suicide watch. “Have sex” you beast of the field.
Nah, Ygritte, just for the banter
Peasent were scared as shit already
Khan destroyed and raped so much gtfo outta here just because he was nice a few times doesn't change that he went conquering for no reason
The books had this god awful subplot where the real Aegon Targaryen was hiding out among their ranks, and that the Golden Company actually came to Westeros to secure the throne for him.
>Avatar
>Chinese cartoon
This fucking board, oh my god.
>went mad because she couldn't get Jon's tiny pecker
How crazy would she have gone if Jon were hung?
>they all look into the camera and ask "And what is your game of thrones?"
kek
Leaks say Bran gets the throne, Jon kills Dany but goes North and Bran makes a democracy I guess
shit