SHOW SOME RESPECT, DOWN ON ONE KNEE

True, at least with Bollywood stuff theres some theatricallity to it. More confetti, high energy, synchronized fast paced dancing with many people.
Its really sad that it does. Almost like a parody of that exactly. I don't know where they find these extras either, both men and women don't look like they fit in.

>all those empty positives tweets
jesus christ those people talk like robots, it looks souless I get that you can't do a 1:1 recreation of the animated movie in live action but it's just boring to look at
and even then, there was no point, except money to do a live action remake of Aladin

wow Yea Forums really did do it better
youtube.com/watch?v=rTYpKlIc_fg

I genuinely couldn't believe people were responding to it positively. Do people just not have an appreciation for how fucking lively and inventive the original sequence was? Have they forgotten?

I completely agree with you.

I completely agree with all of you, Bollywood is good at high-spectacle musicals.

bright colors - check
musical numbers - check
farting sounds - expected

yup its beanercore

What the fuck happened to the brass instruments

Ey foo get this pinche leva outta my thread

90% of people are fucking retarded and LOVE shovelling shit into their mouths because it's a better alternative in their eyes to be being cynical and pessimistic. the problem is that they lose all objectivity and then just start dismissing legitimate criticism or opinions as wrong think and trolling/hating. it's the exact same mindset of redditors, focus on the positive above all else even at the risk of deluding yourself.

Jaden Smith aproves this

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HA- HA
HA- HA

Why would Disney do this? I know it's money, but are they in such a creative crisis the best thing they can make is cheap live action remakes of 30 year old cartoons?
I thought Disney have their "periods". They had their golden period, their silver period etc. This has to be their cheap chink plastic period.

It's so... underwhelming.

how is genie propping himself up in the original?

They should’ve hired some Bollywood types to jazz it up. But no. We get this dumb soulless trash.

>friday salaam
thank god they did that otherwise the muslims wouldve peacefully demonstrated with another truck

Why does Will Smith love magical negro roles?

I want to like this but it's so goddamned phoned in. Will barely gets jiggy with it, he just stands there awkwardly most of the time, occasionally moving his arms, and his voice is so unenthusiastic, like he did the song all in one take because he can't be bothered to even try, it's just a paycheck for him. This is like a sad joke, like a ghost of what he formerly was. So sad.

Better than I expected but the fact that you know about the original just makes it seem more boring than it is because you know there's a more energetic and visually interesting version that this is imitating.

Walt Bismarck did it best

Heineken already did the fast moving over the top sequence 10 years ago and way better
youtu.be/DqUnsKMsRxM

they pretty much plan to make a live action remake of every 90's classic, this is the next 10 years for disney

He is jumping around showing off his magic the whole time while making little jokes.

0:35 - 1:30 youtu.be/aEryAoLfnAA
I hate how they removed all the charisma the genie had, I guess they thought him being Will Smith would be enough, but in my opinion it ends up dull in comparison.

hes not showing off his magic you brainlet
no one in the crowd is aware of his antics
and making "little jokes" is what made Robin William's Genie so great

I completely agree with you, hiring Bollywood directors would have made that scene better.

HES GOT A ZOO
IM TE-E-ELLING YOU

also because the original wasn't a piece of cheap shit like this one, it was actually good

and?

I did't say the original was bad I said I liked the direction they took it in live action with more focus on Aladdin. If he did exactly the same thing as the cartoon with Will Smith he would have stole the show.

ITS A WORLD CLASS MENAGERIE

In the original all of the magic he did during the parade was to make Aladdin look more rich and powerful to the audience. Are you on fucking drugs? How can you misread a scene that hard?

This, lol. Genie blends in with the crowd to spread gossip and legend
>He faced the galloping hordes.
>100 bad guys with swords.
>Who sent those goons to their lords why Prince Ali.
For each sentence he transforms into various people and he says it to others while in a crowd.
That was part of the magic, I don't see how the new Will Smith genie is really doing anything other than being in the way. So far we've seen him do 0 magic.

>that kid who would rewatch the movie for this scene

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The visual gags are completely absent. I hate these Disney remakes and all the money they make. Normalfags watch think of them as upgrades from the originals due to the stigma against animation as a kids thing.

wow, Disney is so shameless

This. /teevee/ should be ecstatic that smoth squeezed his signature wow ah uh haha

I think it's good, Willennium is back on boys

Adjust your veil and prepare!
To gawk and grovel and stare at Prince Alaaaay!

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Reminder that Dumbo bombed hard and this will too.

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>That bit golden camels
OH NO NO NOOOO

You're delusional if you think there's even a possibility of that scene being in.

HE'S GENEROUS
SO GENEROUS
HE'S GOT SLAVES

Honestly what bothers me most is that in the original Aladdin was playing along and trying to boast, and Genie was helping him out when he failed. Here Aladdin just looks like he'd rather be at home eating apples with Abu and he has no clue why all those pretty ladies are smiling at him.

WOO HAHA HAHA

shit compared to the original animated film, looks cheap and generic.
t. boomer

It doesn't really help that they chose some random dweeby dude off the street who has zero charisma and doesn't look the part at all.

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what are you talking about? 99% of the tweets are hating on it.

thats because they want to be able to copy it exactly at Disney resorts all over the world.

His singing is more flat than Keira Nightley.

yeah nevermind it was just a furry shill I skimmed over most comments way to fast

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lol not even normies will see it

Dumbo was barely advertised and doesn't really have any modern appeal. I don't think anybody has the same type of connection to Dumbo that they will for Aladdin.

i like seeing him have fun with a role i just wish it wasn't a beat by beat remake of an existing movie

It's a really bold choice to cut to a silent black screen every other minute.

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Original aladdin worked because of robin william's genie and the songs. This clearly has neither and looks like cut rate bollywood production. The only 'connection' people are going to have to this is to be reminded of how much better the original and the days when will smith could sell films.

I'll see this movie and a live-action version of Emperor's New Groove (if we ever get it).

They should have filmed this 20 years ago if they wanted to have a chance Will moves like a fucking low energy grandpa. I thought he was into wife trading and penis pills, but it's clear he's far too boring for that.

>have fun with a role
>phoning in 30-year out of date hiphop facade on a conference call, for the sake of disney pay cheque

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Cast it

This movie looks kino honestly

no it doesnt, disney intern

Josh Gad and Miles Teller

it looks like a rehearsal lmao

it's not that bad

SOME
PEOPLE CALL ME THE SPACE COWBOY

It definitely is.

How could Disney be so cruelhouse?

It's not as bad as I thought it would be. At least not the song itself.

I really got a problem with the how stiff Will Smith is. The original version of the song is so dynamic with the genie running all over the place shapeshifting and being chaotic. Will here just kinda walks around while singing

it looks like an M&S Christmas advert

>I really got a problem with the how stiff Will Smith is. The original version of the song is so dynamic with the genie running all over the place shapeshifting and being chaotic. Will here just kinda walks around while singing
That's the big issue yeah. Genie is supposed to be over the top and fantastic, that's his character. He spent the song shapeshifting and spreading gossip in the crowd, and doing things to make Aladdin look better.

>Strong as ten regular men, definitely!
In the original during this line, he zaps Aladdin to make him super buff, then Al picks up ten guys.
In the remake Aladdin just awkwardly waves and Genie doesn't do anything.

>STRONG AS 10 REGULAR MEN DEFINITELY!
>aladdain sheepishly smiles
>HE'S GOT 75 GOLDEN CAMELS
>they're the size of mantle ornaments
wew, this live actions stuff really brought this song to life!

I don't know. I'll get back to you (maybe).

I completely agree with you.

did they autotune him?

As a remake of the original it looks pretty shit
But as a general musical adventure film, yeah I could see it being pretty fun
No way I'm seeing this shit in a theater though

Beauty and the Best (2017) did well just because it had that name. Aladdin will do the same (though probably won't gross nearly as much)

He's a winner, he's a whiz, a wonder
He's about to pull my heart asunder
And I absolutely love the way he dresses

It sounds so ghetto

DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT A PEN AND A PAD

WEIGHING A TON
JUST TRYING TO DRAW JUST FOR FUN
SON

wtf it's so slow and flat

Beauty and the Beast was also buoyed up by the I-wanna-fuck-the-Beast audience.

I really hope it doesn't do well.

This shit came out like the same week Avengers Endgame premiered. No fucking shit it bombed.

No it didnt, it came out in like March

you are one of those dumb paki you tube commentors aren't you.

Show ID or truth.

I like it but the camerawork and the cuts seem extremely amateurish

it's all pajeets and male feminists.

Looks okay but, you know, a better version of this already exists so I see no reason to go watch this.

Is he wearing a Huge turd on his scalp? WTF

>the peacocks aren't purple
ONE JOB

>be genie
>unlimited cosmic powers
>turn into a black guy
How can this movie be more retarded?

The song itself is fine, Will Smith could be more enthusiastic though.
The visuals are shit, it's just an inferior version of the cartoon.

somehow looks even worse than Once Upon a Time

He doesnt do any genie shenanigans in this clip. He just stands there.
What's the genre of the movie even gonna be? Doesnt look like comedy judging by this clip.

Peacocks aren't purple, have sex lol!

I hate the CGI animals, they’re forcing them in all their remakes. It already looks fake and it’s going to look so dated in a few years

HE'S GOT 99 WHITE PERSIAN MONKEYS

Ha HA ha HA

He was only ever hyping up the prince and not himself especially in the animation. Turning into animals for the kids and old people for the old and a whore for the harem ect

Literally NPCs

>in a few years
Looks dated now already.

They are literally the Marvel and Star Wars company now, this other stuff is the least important shit they produce.

He's still right thou

Who is Jasmine's friend?

Probably a new character to flesh out the runtime a bit

My god he’s gross. Ugly, old, hairy, looks like a Pakistani. Aladdin was hot in the cartoon.

Wait, wasn't Will Smith originally a rapper?

How come he can't sing for shit?

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Rappers don't sing

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Will Smith has never been able to sing.

animated movies died for me when 2D animation died. We will never get something as kino as The Prince of Egypt because modern day animators are fucking sellouts

A new character named 'Dalia', if I remember correctly.

So is this not cultural appropriation?

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If they wanted the Bollywood aesthetic.. they should have given the scene to an Indian company because.. good God is this cringe. Didn't Will Smith Rap years ago? Can't he do the song at it's originally written pace?

yeah probably

>So is this not cultural appropriation?
Considering that the caliphate was well extended into Africa by this setting time, I don't think there would be an argument for appropriation

Wait...they got a nigger to play an Arab? Are people up in arms about this blackwashing?

No it should be Iris

I'M THE SLICKY WICKY WICKEST THEY IS

Like fucking hell it is.

Come back when you're older, young'n.

*blocks your path*

youtube.com/watch?v=aEryAoLfnAA

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I completely agree with you.

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHARM

>tfw always hated will Smith and aladdin is your favorite Disney movie

I just knew he was gonna ghetto up the genie

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ACTING

Maybe in Arab countries, where blacks are considered as literal subhumans.
If you think the transatlantic slave trade was bad, you should read about what arabs did with their african slaves.

Good to see ProJared is still getting work.

If that's true then why the fuck is a black guy a fucking genie in this setting. This doesn't make any fucking sense.

Why didn't they just outsource to Bollywood?

>tfw this movie will kill the Monsterverse in box office records
fuck

yes

kino

>In the remake Aladdin just awkwardly waves and Genie doesn't do anything.
MEN CAN'T BE STRONG NOW.

Sheesh, get with the program. The only thing that surprises me is they didn't make Aladdin a female.

Pretty sure the genie is shackled in Aladdin.

Oh hell no. Everyone's been shitting on it. Disney can control a lot of things. But the public's opinions are not one of them.

Wickky wikky woo

This looks so soulless. I don't know how Disney of all could do this to their own beloved franchise.

D L C

Or as I like to call them them niggers

Look at the Sultan's beard holy shit. How does this look so bad? You'd think Disneybucks would at least make it look nice visually.

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