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dead bodies edition

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i'm rereading book 1 now and it's incredible to remind myself what a superficial and spoiled retarded brat sansa is, absolute naivety about life and the people around her, she legit resents her father for sending beric to kill the mountain: she thought loras should do it because he's more handsome. nice to remind myself how much she deserves everything bad that happens to her

Fuck niggers

Last episode better have Bran view some fucking flashbacks about Baelish doing some Braavosi multi-generational long-con or prophecy that still influences shit in Season 8.
I mean it's his dagger what done did sliced Cat's hand and then 8 season later killed the Night King.

>pre-s5 Kingmakers/power players at least died in ways that made sense (even if it was in the shitter through a crossbow)
>Varys at least conspired to MOSSAD Dany, even if the show changed him from relative/sleeper agent of FAGgon to "for the realm".
>Stannis' storyline still vicariously exists, the Dabids just relocated it to Jon.
>Tyrion went from manipulative genius dwarf to complete retard but he's at least alive, so they will probably use their safety crayons & circles of paper to write him turbo-smart again.
>LittleFinger got even more fucked over than Blackfish, Edmure or Ser Barrington Levy of the King/Queen's guard.

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Stannis? BASED

Based.

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this

Mother of Burgers

It's crazy how far she's come, since then she was raped and became the smartest person in the world.

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holy fucking based

Dany put KL to the sword to strike fear into the entirety of Westeros.

>15 yo aristocratic girl has crazy notions about the medieval world she lives in
stop the presses

Dany is so fucking based. Girls who did nothing wrong are the best.

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Fuck women (but not literally)

Everyone hates Kings Landing. If anything, this should inspire love.

AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL

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>great houses fucking dead
>lords fucking dead
Come to think of it, what is left of Westeros?

/got/

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Why do they have weird heads here?

Breaker of scales

They literally CGI’d Belfast to look Mediterranean

it's far more than 'crazy notions' she is legit the dumbest person in asoiaf

>suigintou ripoff
Yikes.

Homu did it for that Madokadonk.
What's Dany's excuse?

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

MY EMPIRE OF DIRT

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Just posting best girl

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fuck off tranny

Will they be in the finale?

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>entire fleet gets deleted
>conveniently wash up ashore alone near Jamie and a small rowboat
>don't even wonder what the fuck he's doing there roaming alone by the shore
>randomly decide to attack Jamie because why the fuck not?
What did the writers mean by this?

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She just wants Jon's love

Yeah, it's almost like GRRM set her up for growth or something.
also
>if you are dumb you deserve to get raped
Is that why you act all retarded?

Yes, Robin will be shown to been doing nothing but sucking on Valemilf titties.

>love
That's not how you spell "dick"

Daily reminder that this wouldn't have happened if Stannis was still alive.

imagine Bear Loli stands up and says something really cocky and arrogant to everyone, and they decide they aren't gonna let a little girl disrespect them like that anymore. so they put her on her knees and make her service every man in the room... it starts off tame with just a blowbang, but by the end she's got cocks pounding her every hole, a never-ending supply of men lined up, eager for their turn with her tiny, warm body. her mouth is filled to the brim with their semen, more than she can handle, but they make her swallow it all. her tight cunt filled with the loads of countless men, no doubt she'll bear a child - if she's even bled yet. after the night is over, she can't help but masturbate to the memories of being forcefully taken by all those strong, handsome men she previously talked down to. she knows it's wrong, but she feels a burning desire give up her title so she can take up work in the town brothel and feel that ecstasy again...

THICC

I WILL LET YOU DOWN

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lol
dude, they already dropped Yohn Royce who should be one of the most important persons in the north.

Ned why aren't I pregnant yet?

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who?

I'm half enjoying this whole dumb season despite the terrible writing. It's like they're executing Gurms outline as effectively as possible just minus good characters and beats.

Why is Sansa the designated female self-insert character? Why not Dany or Arya?

Dude she's like 12

And a sheltered noble

Fix'd
never liked her but fuck she looked cute last episode

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I WILL MAKE YOU HURT

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I wish daario naharis went with dany to westeros , would've loved to see his smug face after getting cucked by jon.

How is Maario so fucking attractive? His actor is actually more of an uggo. Are beards that important?

So after the atrocities committed by Daenerys in King's Landing, it's safe to assume that Daven, Damion, Lucion, Tyrek and Genna Lannister, as well as all the Lannisters of Lannisport and the Lannisters of Darry, will be attacking Daenerys soon as revenge?

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*nods slightly* M'lady

imagine when the guy was reading his scene vs euron

nice strawman, i never said that or implied it

when they did that first closeup shot of her in the keep looking down at the dragon burning shit i literally said out loud "fuck she's ugly"

Homu did it because she is a crazy bitch who ruined everything. Fuck Homura.

Why can't normies appreciate Stannis? Are they all retarded?

Why didn’t this song play in Jaime and Cercei’s last scene?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=JVqFkJ3suxQ

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not even memeing mate. but yo need to have sex. your hatred for chads is going to fester and slowly kill you

> nice to remind myself how much she deserves everything bad that happens to her

So was the Cleganebowl as kino as you hoped?

nah it will be the norf as usual that fucks up everything
probably with some leftover tully woman

ALL HAIL KING BRAN

HE WILL MAKE RAPE LEGAL AND SEX ILLEGAL

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>Pushed his cuck father off a bridge
>Gallivanted to Kings Landing
>Fucked the Queen with his big cock
>a finger in the bum
>killed the sand snakes
>killed the kingslayer
>killed a dragon
>died but didn't give a shit about dying

Find me a man more based

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IF I COULD START AGAIN
A MILLION MILES AWAY

>book 1 sansa

that's a lot of judgement on an 11 year old girl there user.

her burning Red Keep and dealing collateral damage would have been more than enough, but for some reason dabid wanted le epic over the top shocking twist and made her burn the entire city for no reason

Like the ep of Harvey Birdman where Reducto starts fighting the tiny delivery guy just because they've both been shrunk.

BOW YA SHITS

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Its because he doesn't look like a fucboi like Jon or Jaime

>Gregor pushes Sandor into fire
>Sandor pushes Gregor into fire

IT R H Y M E S

hell a fucking awesome

Pretty much

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>girl

That's a man, baby!

>since then she was raped and became the smartest person in the world.
Does rape improve women?

daily reminder that literally everything would have been fine if Ned hadn't convinced Bobby B to not kill baby dany

Why did Cersei think that nobody would ever take a woman politician seriously when Genna was right fucking there the whole time? Or Olenna?

>For my first decree as ruler of the Seven Kingdoms...
>....I would like to announce a free waifu for every poster on /got/!

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>we never got to know what the voice in the fire told Varys
Why are D&D such piece of shits?

where all the darkstar fags have gone :D

Dany was before last episode, the reason both Sansa and Dany are female self-insert characters is because they both got raped and are striving for power.
Arya doesn't strive for power so women don't really care, she's just a smug genderbending killer tomboy. Arya is what most guys think women want as representation.

>gallivanted
Do you have no cock?

>Burn the weight?
>BURN THEM ALL

they were all poisoned by their enemies

a duel on a staircase in a collapsing tower above the fires of hell is much more kino than the simple trial by combat of Faith's Champion vs Cersei's champion that was originally theorised

>DAENERYS: Did you see three dragons flying overhead when you arrived?

>JON: I did.

>DAENERYS: And did you see the Dothraki, all of whom have sworn to kill for me?

>JON: They're hard to miss.

>DAENERYS: But still, I need your help?

>DAVOS: Not to defeat Cersei. You could storm King's Landing tomorrow and the city would fall. Hell, we almost took it and we didn't even have dragons.

>TYRION: Almost.

>JON: But you haven't stormed King's Landing. Why not? The only reason I can see is you don't want to kill thousands of innocent people. It's the fastest way to win the war but you won't do it. Which means at the very least you're better than Cersei.

>DAENERYS: Still, that doesn't explain why I need your help.

>JON: Because right now you and I and Cersei and everyone else, we're children playing at a game screaming that the rules aren't fair.

>DAENERYS turns to TYRION.

>DAENERYS: You told me you liked this man.

>TYRION: I do.

>DAENERYS: In the time since he's met me he's refused to call me queen, he's refused to bow and now he's calling me a child.

>TYRION: I believe he's calling all of us children. Figure of speech.

>JON: Your Grace, everone you know will die before winter is over if we don't defeat the enemy to the north.

>DAENERYS: As far as I can see, you are the enemy to the north.

>JON: I am not your enemy. The dead are the enemy.

>DAENERYS pauses and is incredulous.

>DAENERYS: The dead?

>DAENERYS addresses TYRION.

>DAENERYS: Is that another figure of speech?

>JON answers her before Tyrion.

>JON: The Army of the Dead is on the march.

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Cope

it told him to have sex

15? in book 1? try 11.

Hope you liked the last 3 seasons.

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In the show it seems to work, Sansa got really strong and smart after being raped.

I wanted Sandor to give up on revenge and for Cleganebowl to never happen, so no.

>cheering when based Euron stabs Jaime
based, they truly are /ourguys/

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What's even going on in the Westerlands? There's no way they'd accept Dany's rule now.

Apparently Dany still has a huge army for some reason. Just like in Warcraft the population gets purged over and over again, and still there are always huge aremies and shaite

> Classically handsome
> Kind eyes
> Tough but not a Brute

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>Arya
Why would someone self-insert into that gremlin

Bran is Hegelian dialectic made flesh, once he is made King with his greenseer powers he can't look back into the past and take all the good ideas and implement them in the modern age thus completing German idealism.

It makes them stronger. Right in the pussy.

>back to led.dit
too early for fags like you shitting up my board.

Why didnt Dany just burn down the red keep, again? Sure it would have been disastrous for setting up a stable government in Cersei's place but it wouldn't have mattered by show logic and it would have gotten across the whole FIRE AND BLOOD gimmick earlier and more plausibly with less forced drama.

tfw GoT will end in your lifetime

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whoops haha kinda forgot

>me in the back in front of the door

yeah he BASED

welcome to /got/, the worst thread that ever was or will be.

>It's the duty of the Lord Commander to fill those pages
>And there's still room left in mine

I WILL NEVER NOT BE SEETHING

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literally millions of people that arent lords?

You guys think she let him kiss her goodbye after their roles ended? ;_;

t. aufhebung

god dany has just been a huge cunt throughout the show

she's actually more likeable as an unstable mass murderer lmao

he was literally an irl shitposter

Dany and Sansa become powerful figures after being raped
Arya becomes an unkillable force and the destroyer of Night when she rapes Gendry

Rape truly is a magical voodoo force that affects the energies of women, it is in their witchblood to be stimulated by rape

so do any of the spoilers tell us what happens with Greyworm?

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Why the hell would Bran be made king if he can't produce heirs?

you know how they shoehorn fags and trannies and whatever other degeneracy there is these days? can't wait for morbidly obese fucks to be forced down our throats because muhh acceptance or whatever.

Renly the one true king

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WTF Nikolaj is wearing a wig too?

Dany put KL to the sword to strike fear into the entirety of Westeros.

Because he'll bring RAPE KINO

it was ok.
thought it was kinda stupid that they made Greg do the callback to his skullcrushing move.
I guess nothing can really live up to the expectations when it's hyped up for over 10 years.

>epilouge shows Brienne filling in those pages, in addition to her own name

How would you react?

but i don't want a waifu, i just want emilia.

>dany is going to let us all bang her to get back at jon

Dany is 13 in the books

>thought it was kinda stupid that they made Greg do the callback to his skullcrushing move.
Why did he only pop one of Sandor's eyes?

I saw one spoiler that says they return to essos with the dothraki and go around freeing slaves or something stupid

>Bran becomes the most knowledgeable and wisest being on Planetos
>Starts discovering he has a rape fetish
This can't be a coincidence.

based blackman

BAAAAAAAAASED

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mate she quite literally gets her family killed by warning the queen about ned's plans to leave

What is it with nu-males and beards?

So now tell us the story of how BASED you were at 10 yo
Go

I WOULD KEEP MYSELF
I WOULD FIND A WAY...

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god I hope Jon kills him. stupid nigger has it coming.

Reminder to all you Lanklets that 5.8 is average height. jon is not, i repeat is NOT a Manlet

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Just imagine if the last episode got leaked early

It's fucking reddit/twatter at this point, 0 BOAR POSTING, or anything funny or original or interesting just mostly semi-literate fucktards with attention spans of Goldfish talking about the last episode because they are already too dumb to remember the one before that, and pasting LE EBIN MEME they saw on social media, or writing "NIGGER" without being downvoted.

soul
soul-less

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I prefered the trial by combat theory because it's way less cinematic and fitting for what GoT was.

He will be sitting on the Iron Throne 24/7, letting the council rule while he uses his powers and jumps from stream to stream, watching every rape that ever happened in the Seven Kingdoms.

Also explains why Shirtless Ramsay was always godmode

I killed a nigger when i was 10

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Wrong pic
Fix'd it for you

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well on defense of this, im watching as far back as S2 and theres a lot of dialogue that is heavily related to s8, ncluding some small talk Davos says about the bells of king's landing in the blackwater battle. So the writers may at least have been watching the show since the start for stuff to put on the finale

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I wouldn't be mad if it was one with the fake endings. I want to see all the alternative endings they apparently shot.

"what kind of fire melts stone?"
"dragonfire"
>last episode
>dragonfire obliterates rocks as if it was a lightsaber

what did they mean by this?

so Sandor could do one last crazy stare for the camera.

>that moment you realize Jerome Flynn has survived Lena Headey

KINO

It would genuinely make me emotional, but I'd still be seething at the wasted potential and what could have been.

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people used to make fun of numales for not being able to grow beards
so now numales are growing out beards to prove them wrong
now people are asking numales, whats with the bears?
then they are going to start having again, and then the cycle continues

Because it will be an Empire ruled by a Senate

>It's fucking reddit/twatter at this point, 0 BOAR POSTING, or anything funny or original or interesting just mostly semi-literate fucktards with attention spans of Goldfish talking about the last episode because they are already too dumb to remember the one before that, and pasting LE EBIN MEME they saw on social media, or writing "NIGGER" without being downvoted.
yeah today has been bad on this general woe to the ursupers if we had been

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I would love if it was real one.

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>tiny little white ice cream
>BIG BROWN ICE CREAM

>hipsters seething
>Yang Lao just enjoying the trainwreck
based chink

>ehehehehe dude I can't wait to rape this woman right there amidst hostile troops, in my plate armor, with a dragon flying around burning people alive
Whoa are white northerners really that evil?

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It wasn't kino but it was the best nuGoT could possibly deliver all things considered. Ain't even mad.

Honestly there's no real way of Dany and Tyrion even knowing whether Cersei and Jaime died in the battle or escaped and survived it, it's not like they're ever gonna be able to find their bodies.

If the show didn't go out of it's way to tell people that burning people is wrong they all would have cheered.

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>Oh hey this amalgamation of characters fucking dies in the books or does some other shit, better kill him off in our retarded storyline where we shift around power levels consistently
At this point it should be more than apparent that hollywood is a gigantic money laundering scheme of sorts, you can't convince me that actual fucking english majors are this bad at writing a coherent story.

How can two Men be so Based?

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like clockwork lmao

What was the point of this character?

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People forget about the real miracle of this episode.

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>implying he can't warg into his sperm and shoot himself out of his dick

Real talk, paraplegics can still use their penises, they aren't connected to the spine

This %100 she was qt

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MAKE RAPE BEAUTIFUL AGAIN

There were also references to how merciful Dany was to innocents. Maybe you forgot about those

And the pic you posted is in reference to Quarth. She was trying to intimidate the 13 Whatevers so that she doesn't die in the desert.

>*unzips dick that thunders as it slams down on the table*

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What if the second half of the last episode was all in Dannys mind? And the last episode basically starts again from when they surrender with Danny recovering herself.

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IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR ARRRGHHHHH SAVE ME AND FINISH THE BOOKS YOU FAT FUCKING FAT FUCK

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Why are they wearing this?

Dabid is a chad

Showing everyone that white people can't fight

Fanservice or something. The entire Golden Company is a giant meme that only exists for fanservice in the show.

Littlefinger kind of forgot to leave Winterfell after paying the Faceless Man.

Azor Jaime was always going to regrow his hand.

nigger

people only like s8 as a useless counterculture

early seasons Sansa was incredibly rapeable
Ramsay missed out on her when she was at her prime

He burns people and he let someone murder his brother (he felt bad about it and didn’t gloat about it like Dany did Viserys though). I don’t know if that holds up anymore. They also used to say because he listened to the red woman but then they liked her when she brought back Jon and now she gave Arya her yas kween scene. I don’t know why they would hate him now but they probably don’t remember him.

I'd rather see an ever increasing escalation expecting ridiculous demonstration of manliness from numales until they're all ripped lumberjacks who shout at everyone and resolve everything with fistfights.

>fanservice
>kill them off in the lamest way possible just to jerk off snore worm again

THAT'S IT
I'M FUCKING KILLING THEM
FUCK D&D FUCKING HELL

Could as well not have existed at all, including his fucking mercenaries. Should have saved on cgi and used it to give Ghost a hug from Jon.

Me in the background

She's 11, give the girl a break.

Some guy actually tried to rape her in kings landing remember?

I didn't say it was good fanservice.

Should I buy Fire & Blood and The World of Ice & Fire? I need to read more of this story.

Calm down femcel

hot take!

>In the middle, quite forgotten, her lover was kneeling by himself. This lonely and motionless figure knew a secret which was hidden from the others. The miracle was that he had been allowed to do a miracle. "And ever," says Malory, "Sir Lancelot wept, as he had been a child that had been beaten.”
Kino

He can grow extra hands only when needed.

I forgot that one of the first things she did was get her brother burned alive

THE MOST PRECIOUS POSSESION ON EARTH IS OUR OWN PEOPLE

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>114751674
yes its pretty kino for fake history

The entire battle felt like me putting soldiers up in Age of Empires for shits and giggles just to see how hard I can blow them the fuck out in the Editor.

>0:11
Can that fat bitch get anymore fake

someone make an edit of the Harry Potter and the prisoner of azkaban ending with Varys coughing on the broom instead of Harry smiling like a pedophile

>>killed the kingslayer
except he didn't
>thought he killed the kingslayer
ftfy

why is Yea Forums always doing this gay shit?

>Jamiefags
>Femcels
Nah they're mostly guys who wanted a good redemption arc.

This but instead it was all a fevered dream she was having after getting impaled by a skorpion bolt and only wakes up to look in horror at her last dragon being eviscerated alive and her own guts dripping out haha.

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>yfw dany tries to burn jhon but the flames have no effect on him

>Davos goes around the Red Keep to check the cove where he left the dinghy
>Finds the dinghy still there and Euron's bloody corpse

how confused will he be?

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Because it's true in my opinion

>that feathered contour on blatant green screen
Same shit happened all season, absolutely disgusting.

>he didn't
smelly plot armor healed the stab wounds as the one-handed cunt walked off

>pic
damn i missed that one!

Based and Targpilled

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I miss him so much!

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don't be fucking retarded, Jon is burned in season 1 when he throws burning curtains on a wight

She might try to burn him, but drogon would refuse, kind of an endgame thanos snap rip off but normies would laugh at

That's women for you

>entire continent invests in scorpions and shoots her dragon out of the sky
Psshhhh

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Qyburn just got tossed away because they didn't know what to do with him
HOW ARE THESE FUCKS BEING GIVEN THREE (3) BIG-BUDGET MOVIES BY DISNEY?
H O W?

Smart man that he is, he'll pick up the corpse, throw it on the dingy, row out to some current, drop the faggot in and forget her ever found him.

>Drogon tries to burn Jon
>Jon's clothes burn off but he's undamaged
>Jon is naked
>Dany gets uncontrollably turned on after not having sex for so long
>Jon uses this distraction to kill both Drogon and Dany
>Jon rules as King happily ever after

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Why is a Stark getting made King? Six of the seven kingdoms literally hate northniggers.

>Stannis Barristan and Tywin all got to die before the show went to absolutely shite

I mean it did in s5, but they didn't live to see it die atleast

Guaranteed tax returns?

And so the industrial revolution, advanced medicine, firearms, and theoretical physics were put on hold in Westeros for another few hundred years.

They're normies, what did you expect? Souls and someone behind the wheel?

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I told you i was right Ned

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I hear they're TOR movies too? Fuck that shit by all means if so, they're not ruining Revan for me.

kino

It's a fake leak, I bet one HBO leaked on their own on purpose and en masse just to make it seem like it's the real one.

Do you think he sharted and pissed himself when he died?

Post yfw you realise this is the most based reply on all of 4channel

>Puts him in the dinghy
>halfway out Euron wakes up like a fucking meme and kills Davos
>collapses again to die
>I'm the man who killed the Onion Knight :D

Targaryens are perfection

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Balon and Euron got to die by the sea while Theon died thousands of miles away from it
They'll be dining in the watery halls of the Drowned God while Theon's body has been burned to ashes, doesn't even get to go into the Stark crypts.

>post credits scene is Euron rising from the deep, reborn as the Drowned God's avatar.

A__________________________________________________________H

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gh

looks nothing like him

Was based Bobby ever even close to wrong?

DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB
DRAGON FIRE CANT BURN DOWN STONE BUILDINGS
>HARRENHAL AND KING'S LANDING WAS AN INSIDE JOB

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All leaks have proven real so far.

This is my headcanon ending no matter what comes next week.
user, you're a good man.

TARGARYEN FUCKING SHITS

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when he called off the assassination on Dany on his deathbed

SAVE US ARYA

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oh what could have been...

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My dude literally 90% of the leak has been proven right, everyone going "b-but the end is fake" are just trying to cope.
just accept it and laugh when sunday comes

It does if you're bad at writing

So how does everyone think the last scene should go? I'm thinking a dance number set to some god awful GoT themed hip hop.

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They have shot multiple endings for the last episode, not for other episodes.

is that one of the aliens from V?

"She's been fucking Lancel and Osmund Kettleblack and probably Moon Boy for all I know."

I already have the main series and A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms, is there any more books that I need? Other than those 2 mentioned in my first post. This world is seriously KINO and I need more.

Yes but the season finale in particular has extreme HBO security, even more than the first 5 episodes. It's possible someone managed to find out all the leaks of the first five but not the sixth, and instead found the spoilers for a fake episode they filmed

Would it be kino to name my kid Aegon?

>Dragon is coming to roast them
>The mom: oy vey, not another Shoah!

Jamie died a cuck

Regarding the bells, I could imagine Viserys in this instances flipping out as his memory of early childhood trauma comes back with the bells that signified the end of good life. But Dany was a few months old at the time, and didn't think it was the Sack of King's Landing, but rather her going full retard with vengeance about Missandei's death and years of frustration culminating in her just going "fuck it, burn them all", which makes more sense than subconscious memory or whatever.

I would love to see more callbacks to either the rebellion or seasons-deceased characters on Bran's weirwood-vision than just wrapping everything like E4 a la
>I see we have made it back to the throne room
>this truly was, A GAME... OF THRONES
>theme song starts playing as credits roll.

At least make Dany's assassination paralleled to that of Aerys.

a true irish beauty

It'll be Jon and Ghost walking into the distance of Beyond the Wall, into exile forever as the Stark theme plays sombrely. GRRM's take on the Grey Havens

>god awful GoT themed hip hop.

hbo actually released a got rap song recently

I heard this guy is mad his Euron wasn't written like book Euron.

I'm calling bullshit on that. It would be needlessly expensive. It's just a move to discredit leeks by saying "That's not the real ending!"

Agggghh save me little bird

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BOARLAYER, GET IN HERE, WE'RE TELLING WHORE STORIES, WHO WAS YOUR FIRST? NOT COUNTING OLD MEN!

Unless you're black, no

or they are just co-opting the old bearded hunter/logger/mountain man look because they think it'll make them look more manly

the big temple was blown up tbqh

Realizing and understanding the potential for bottomless evil in every human heart makes you smarter and stronger if you're not completely broken and commit suicide. Rape is one way of demonstrating that.

>Old Man Samwell Tarly sits down to finish writing A Song of Ice and Fire
>narrates what happened to every character after The Battle of King's Landing and the Mad Queen's death
>Truly it was a Game of Thrones
>WRITTEN BY D.B. WEISS AND DABID BENIOFF

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Same i thought about Jaime's stupid death spoiler.

JUST TURN YOUR BRAIN OFF PHAM

>m-muh plot armor
cope

>he says this while being an obese basement dwelling incel

Could have been great if the northern plotlines actually meant anything, as it is now it would just be empty and pointless.

yeah they should go full bollywood lot of dabbing and dancing and bring back all the old characters

they just put some dude in Sandor's armor

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>be Robin
>send your troops to save north and winterfell led by your favorite uncle Petyr Baelish
>north repays your kindness by murdering your favorite uncle without a trial.
>do nothing,,, better yet, do not even get screen time

This is the state of writing in GoT today. Did the writers just forget that Robin Arryn exists?

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He and Tywin are the most based in the story.

CLUE-ESQUE ALTERNATE ENDINGS
FUCK IT

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actually I'm 6'2 and ~180lbs with a 36" waist sitting in my room on the 2nd floor faggot

To be fair Robert said that only a fool wouldn't STAY INSIDE THE FUCKING CASTLE.

>Pushed his cuck father off a bridge
Brother you retarded faggot

How is that gay? It described heterosexual acts.

Ned please, I'm fecund

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GAME OF THRONES CREDITS SONG LEAKED

youtube.com/watch?v=TgiTB2NFvAM

Nothing personnel
Sweetroben

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i didn't get my entire family killed when i was 10

brown people :o) but she's white. WAIT A MINUTE

Man I bet Ned has been regretting it from day one marrying a fucking fish.

> an inexperinced kid who just wants his mommy milkies
literally me

Nooh.
Nowytends.

There's a difference between planning things and finding an old line that suits your current need. ie. Melly's eye's line to Arya.

Yes. Almost as evil as brown dothrakis.

The joke is that she's absolutely more retarded than her peers. We don't see other noble bitches get as retarded as sansa.

He's angling for those milkers now.

He used the skullcrush against Elia Martel too. That's his finisher.

No, we all know it's Paradise City

>Dany has her coronation ceremony in the ashes of NanKing's Landing, show slowly coming to conclusion
>suddenly, trumpets are heard in the distance
>army of 120 000 men appears with Stannis Baratheon leading it
>he literally slays beheads Drogon while Daenerys screams like a little bitch
>everybody is absolutely shocked by his brutality as he grabs Daenerys by her hair and slits her throat
>normies rage, Burlington Bar fucking explodes
>Melly Sanders re-forms out of the fires of King's Landing and TREMBLES in excitement, immediately drops to her knees along with all the Dothraki to their new Khal
>everybody cheers "Stannis! Stannis! Stannis!" and even he cracks a smile
>Paradise City starts playing as scene fades away with Stannis smiling and everybody gathering around him in peace to celebrate his existence

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And she was right. If the Mountain had killed Loras, the Reach would have taken up arms against the Lannisters and the war of the five kings would have been avoided.

so were all the large surrounding hills apparently

>Cersei and her surrender bells just ruined 20 years of my work in 90 minutes. They are obviously traitorous fucks and obviously NOTHING without their petty tricks. There was no motivation for me not to lay King's Landing low after a lifetime of wasting my army to save Westeros
>Ok in the light of day i was a touch emotional and harsh in burning down KL but fuck was the surrender turn poorly set up. I wish they hadn't rushed it but i don't think they could handle it any other way without a rightful Queen to guide them
>I regret making a personal fire attack on KL's peasants. I aspire to be better than that. I don't know if they are traitors but i don't want to carelessly spread vitriol. The problem i have with last night's razing isn't the choice the plebs made but the lack of set up for it.

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Link for the audiobooks?

Feel good being a LOTRchad seeing this shit "show" fall apart

>and even he cracks a smile
Be gone with your unrealistics fan fictions faggot

>army of 120 000
Stannis only needs 19 good men because it's one less than Ramsay.

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I never thought of it that way, wouldn't the Reach resent Ned Stark for sending Loras on that mission?

This was the worst character assassination in the show. Jaime/Cersei should've ended several years ago.
The actual Lannisters, which are the ones you mentioned ever since Tywin and Kevan died, are probably either declared Kingdom of the Westerlands as an independent realm, or are waiting for the rightful Baratheon king to return. Neither Jaime, nor Cersei nor Tyrion should have the honor of being called Lannisters. All three, show-wise, destroyed the Lannister name.

And two less than the entirety of the Golden Company.

>low t beardlet cope
You should probably stop writing like a black kid while you're at it.

5.8ft is... because that’s approximately 5’10”. 5’8” would translate more to 5.7ft.

The irony is amazing.

>hyped up for over a season
>die without making even a single kill

Should have brought the elephants bro.

what are you talking about, it was literally saved. pure kino episode. You are delusionhal. off to the infirmary comrade

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Dr Frankenstein got killed by his monster. It's a common trope.

>and then he goes on vacation

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underrated post that set the scene for the entire show

>Hehehe look at her go Ned. She's burning the women and children now. "uuhhh Rubart we kant kill her. she jast a lil girl." Bet you feel pretty fucking dumb now eh? Ned, I tell you if I could do one thing I'd go back and give Stannis a speed boat so he could get to Dragonstone in time to waste that genetic abomination. The way I see it Ned the screams of every one of those children is on your conscience. Now, LANCEL MORE WINE!

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> Why of course i supported Stannis the whole time!

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>Neither Jaime, nor Cersei nor Tyrion should have the honor of being called Lannisters. All three, show-wise, destroyed the Lannister name.
Based. Tywin should've been king.

cupcake

KILLED BY FUCKING ROCKS

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>american measurements
Why do they do this?

>Sansa breastfeeding Sweetrobin
I need this scene in my life!

It would make me mad because the Red Keep got completely obliterated that fucking book couldn't have possibly survived.

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He’s barely 5.6 with lifts.

HOLY shit f*moids are literally a different race compared to men LMAO

Why did you cross out the name of some nobody-blue checkmark on twatter? AFRAID OF BREAKING LE REDDIT RULEZ ARE YOU FAGGOTRON?
As prophecised here, retard summerfags are spreading like wildfire.
>We need GOOOOOOOOOORE threads and cunnyposting to scare away the cancer.

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NEW THREAD
PISS MESELF

sure, have som more wine "my king"

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imagine her chimpout when gurm makes Daenerys go crazy in the books as well and do some worse shit than torching KL

Somebody post the damn pasta before I piss myself

This just proves how realistically David and Dan wrote women.

BRAVO DABID (but unironically)

>not a boar-scar on his forehead

...

>NanKing's Landing
This alone made be laugh like a retard.

That femcel needs to havsex

>who is first book Dany

Who cares, castrated&cocksliced bodyguard with minimal personality and no free will.

Actually this was the way a historic battle would probably have gone:
If the ram touches the gates, the city will be sacked and burned, any surrender has to come before that point.
The Mongols built a whole empire on this philosophy.

make you emotional?
Are you a faggot or a woman?

OMG you are such a showfag.

He pushed his brother off the bridge you absolute moron.

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Im just rewatching to remind me of the good old days user, also im catching things i never noticed. like for example Melissandre's necklace glows everytime she does magic stuff, including drinking the poisoned wine.

this post made me laugh for the following reason: it was funny xD

naming your child after a tv character is cringe, especially a fantasy chracter with a made up name
and look what happened to retards that named their kids after daenerys, you'll name your kid Aegon and fAegon will end up being a baby rapist or something

think even in modern day you cant surrender at half battle, enemies will keep attacking anyway
maybe you will get mercy but most likely shot

Haha Haha, this faggot thinks his lack of emotion and being incapable of feeling is a plus, not a huge detriment. Feel sorry for you, but you can't perceive it. KEK

No need to get heated, my jewish friend.

This please, with two Daario's and three Mountains.

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Name him "Jon Snow aka Aegon Targaryen, Rightful King of the Seven Kingdoms"