Tfw just turned 20

>I used laugh at 30 year olds being 30 on Yea Forums 10 years ago

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I'm 24 and haven't done shit with my life in 6 years. No work experience, no university, nothing. Don't be like me.

We’re not so different, you and I

you are acting like its over at 24 lol

just get a job you got 6 years

save for a house or flat, then go part time

>tfw you reach 35 and discover back pain isn't a meme

Same but I'm 26

Came to post this.

No. Merely an illusion. It will get much, much worse.

>Being 20 in current year

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do you smoke? could be a symptom of lung cancer

It will get better once you reach 30

>Hitting 30 in august
I hope I crash my bike before that.

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reminder

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>almost 30
>getting married this year
>seeing John Wick and Godzilla those month
Keep it Yea Forums

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your 20s don't last long, better do something fun

but you won't and will panic about wasting the rest of your youth till you hit 30, you will watch as girls you like hit the wall and hindsight will kick in

you 20s are going to be fast and when you look back it will feel longer

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>tfw about to turn 30
Films for this feel?

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Get a gaming chair not even fucking meming

>ever being 20

lurk moar newfag

kys child

I used to think my depression and anxiety would disappear with aging. Only the anxiety disappeared

26 here. Watching women hit the wall in amazing. It's like a horror/comedy in slow motion.

>What's even thte point in living past 30yo?
Spite desu

>tfw 37 and still posting on Yea Forums

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>There are pornstars now who were born after 9/11

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same but if you don't get good grades in university and only scrape by with a pass, it's basically worthless and you just wasted time and money for 3-4 years. I JUSTed myself, i have no one to blame.

>no work experience at 24
>getting a job
lmao

>When you see the sluts from school miserably existing after they had kids too young and without decent jobs to support them

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Just say you were acting as a carer for a sick relative tbqh

>don't see parents much through 20s
>turn 30
>go for a meal
>parents look like grandparents

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It might just be because I'm a 40 year old boomer, but I feel like culture has been stagnant since 2000. Was born late '78 so experienced the 80s and 90s first hand while being exposed to a lot of media from the 50s to 70s. Each decade really has a distinct flavor to it but that seems to be gone now. Zoomer nostalgia seems to centre around 'DUDE MEMBER BAD CGI AND NICKELODEON'

>slut from school now serves you pizza as you pull up in your Mustang

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Iktf

Who the fuck doesn't? Unless you have decent education, of course, then it doesn't matter.

you were a warehouse operator in another area during university

they went into liquidation

>It might just be because I'm a 40 year old boomer, but I feel like culture has been stagnant since 2000.
I was a teenager through the 00s and I can say they were bland as fuck

90s kid here. Culture stagnated and was killed by the Internet. They mid-00s was just leftover 90s and everything from 2005 onwards has basically been the same since social media went mainstream.

What degree did you do? I'm a dumb fuck but I'm doing Paramedicine and hoping I can get a job at the end just with passes.

What is teenage love like bros

The internet was a mistake.

what compels a grown man to do this?

actually you can still get good grades in university and its still worthless without connections and experience

Toy Story 3

Where do you live? College is the definition of scraping by, Cs get degrees

theres jack shit when you die, dont be in such a hurry

>better do something fun
everything fun requires money which neets and people working minimum wage do not have.

a mid-life crisis

>find Yea Forums at 11 years old
>10 years later only just now begin to realize how much of a pernicious effect it can have on a (developing) mind

same but
2005-2007, too old for the emo scene but it was the last time you seen a trend like that

everything just became generic

Emo dad is from years ago but still funny. Wonder what he is up to now?

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>Went to uni at 21
>three years go by
>leave uni at 24
>try to get jobs but they don't pan out
>need driving license
>costs a lot of money to learn
>get job with a bunch of 19 year olds to make some money cos mommy and her boyfriend are pushing me to do that
>live at home with mommy and I don't even have my own bedroom cos our flat is so small
>don't even have my own computer need to use family pc
>only new clothes I've bought in two years are for work clothes reasons

But still I dream of a better tomorrow

same

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you were told

Can really relate to this.

>this

I’m 23, half of this year went by in the blink of an eye, worse of all iv spent the entire time going through withdrawals. Everyday I miss being a teen. As a kid I always expected my 20’s would be filled with adventure, excitement and high emotion. It’s Ben nothing like that. Highschool atleast had its ups and downs, high stress but often high reward. This is much worse, less stress but no pay off, it’s just day after day of monotony. It was all pointless boys, all that time spent growing up, excited for adulthood and it’s absolute shit. Should have gone to college and partied/fucked teen roasties atleast.

>I’m 23, half of this year went by in the blink of an eye
It gets much much quicker.

Why you don't answer to OP ? He's asking for a movie.

>4 days for me to be on the same boat

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fuck off you literal child

kys zoomer

>34
>26 yo GF
>fit but not too muscular
>always looked like a 14 year old so now I look like I'm 26
>enjoy playing vidya almost every day
>love going out with my (small) group of friends. Good friends
>have a job as a software dev, good income
>love browsing and shitposting on Yea Forums

really nothing changes. You like most of the same stuff, still want to jerk off every day
you still look attractive if you put some effort into your appereance

If you are ugly and miserable with 16 you will be at 34 and nothing can change that so what you miss out on then, you miss out on now
Unless you start working on yourself where you can.

23 here, your not wrong boomerbro. Look at current fashion and movies. Literally just rehashed versions of what you grew up with. Subcultures are completely dead, the internet has centralized everything. Be happy you got to the experience better times as a young man, trust me you aren't missing much.

College was fucking great, the weeks felt like forever. I'm now 30 and friendless, college feels like it was just a couple years ago. That's how uneventful life is after your early twenties. At least I have my fiancee and we use all our available vacation days to travel but that's about it.

30s are good, you fuckdinks. You and your friends have money. Sure you see each other less often, but when you do it’s all the sweeter.

You get to say “fuck this, I’m not doing this” to shit you don’t want to do.

Sex is better because you know how to enjoy it. Women in their thirties also fuck on the first date, absolutely guaranteed.

Young pussy is just as easy to obtain, if you can deal with how annoying it is.

I'm glad it's not just me then. I grew up listening to my elders talk about the good old days and presumed I was starting to do the same thing. But on reflection, I feel like their complaint was that something new had replaced the things they like as opposed to living in a creatively stagnant era.

I respect you user, im only 24 but ill be with you soon in spirit

I want to kill myself

I wish I could relive the 90s so fucking bad. It was the best decade of all time.

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Why the fuck does that frog have teeth?

I'm 25 in a month

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>Paramedicine
I'm assuming you're from america, here to do any sort of medicine/chemistry, you need top grades at college level to even have a chance to pursure medicine or anything related to it. My college grades as you can guess were garbage and literally don't mean anything in comparison to the types my peers did, this is due to early grading in school which determines what you're eligible to do in college. So failure starts early here. Maybe you can in america or if you're in the medical sector, although i'd imagine there is a lot of competition so why would you want to aim for a pass and make everything post graduation much more difficult?
True but that option or any other is pretty much gone if you are bottom of the barrel, employers won't bother if you have a pass and 95% of my peers have first class degree or close to it. I'm 23 now but i regret doing nothing in those years, didn't even invest in crypto while i had the money to do so. Just wasted it away doing nothing but sitting on computer instead of gettingg good grades for university so i can actually pursue a career in the field i chose. Now i'm looking to get a job but it's just going to be customer service or something menial which is all i'm good for. I know i have lots of time to figure something out but the regret of wasting those crucial years is hard. Also making connections is hard for Yea Forums autists and from what i saw, 90% of people didn't really make any connections.
UK, i know in america the land of opportunity, anything and everything is achievable. Truly the land of freedom.
Blog/Rant over, make sure you are top of the class anons, make a career instead of minimum-wage shit jobs.

>look up girl I used to like to see how her life turned out
>she was super chavy her sister got knocked up young and her brother was violent and on meds so I avoided asking her out, their mom used to buy them alcohol at 14
>she is super put together and goes riding and helps charity's
>still with the same boyfriend she had when I left the area he hasn't locked that shit down either

a complete massive reversal

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I was 20 on 2016, I missed something special to do?
i'm now 23 years old and i don't know what the fuck to do, i'm studying history but i don't like it and i discovered in my country that college is not a place to date or get close friends.

what the hell i could do to increase this life?

I'll be 29 in a few days and it feels somewhat scary how fast the last 10 years went by. all those countless hours shitposting probably didn't help either. shit I hope science finds away to reverse aging during my lifetime.

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>I don't even have my own bedroom cos our flat is so small
London? kek

salty coins and milk

>tfw halfway through my 20's and feel like I turned 18 yesterday

It's fucking over. Wizardry is fast approaching. What a waste of my youth.

it wont and you will be 60 before you know it

>I am at the age where there are no expectations of me, no real responsibilities and I can literally do anything I want, fail and still be fine and have lots of time to do it all again.

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click

>I hope science finds away to reverse aging during my lifetime
100% chance it will don't listen to the haters

look on the bright side, there is no bright side

I wasted my twenties. I should have worked harder.

Starting a family.

Seeing the world through the eyes of your child breathes new life to the world. Everything suddenly matters, and you're no longer the most important person alive.

The 20's are great. You're both young and adult at the same time! You're not exiting, you're entering.

Yeah a couple of the slags from school had a similar reversal. Most of the rest just saddled themselves with kids they can't afford though.

click what?

Holy shit, you fuckin idiot.

If “I should’ve partied and fucked teens” is your only regret, I have good news for you: you can party and fuck teens now.

that will be 40k and you have to sign a resource waver

oh wait you are a neet, you can't afford it and will go insane

the movie, click

Paramedicine is just a degree that you need to be able to be a Paramedic/EMT. They get paid better here than in USA. I have to do chemistry and I'm shit at it but I've worked labour intensive jobs a lot of youth so hopefully I can make up for it in my placements/work experience

>measuring your life based on how many times the earth circled the sun

you humans crack me up

click what movie? you're not making any sense

same, the thing is money would fix this

Finally, science has found a way to preserve our most precious resource: jobless betas who live on the internet

I'm 27 now and i'm here to tell you that it gets better. I'm still just a kid and i know that my life experience is limited, but if i compare my life today with me from 5 years ago it's so drastically different.

I quit drinking, started lifting and eating better, worked hard at work which gave me a promotion and i love my life so much today. I can actually say that i am happy and mean it.

For me the most important part was to always have a goal to work towards. At first it was getting an apartment and then i went from there. It could be something small like taking a 30 minute walk per day or reading a book or literally anything to focus your mind on doing something, it helped me way more than i ever thought it would.

It's not easy but it gets better, i believe in you, user.

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>I’m 23
>Should have gone to college
you can go to college now you retarded kid.

Probably great

>no worries
>no commitments
>just two young people blissfully in love

based post

idiot, you talk like you're 35+ and working at 7/11. go to college and pull your shit together

>need driving license
>costs a lot of money to learn
I just stole my aunts car and drove it around the block a few times, than took an online test about rules of the road

If you had children and a respected position in society 30-50 would probably be great.

Our society only loves youth. 16-21 is the prime of your life and everything thereafter is a shame.

>high school
>high risk, high reward
What

Part time job somewhere with a decent amount of staff aged 18 to 30. I went to college twice and didn't score once. My entire social circle/sex like from that era were people I worked part time with in a couple of bars and a kinoplex.

>Paramedics get paid decently in uk
interesting, good luck and manual labour is bottom of the barrel, you might aswell start driving a taxi alongside the other 50-60 year olds, not worthwhile at all, just wasting precious time while you're still young. I graduated in Accounting, big mistake because of the poor grades and because being an accountant is extremely boring, regardless of being well paid in 5-10+ years time which i won't get to do anyhow due to grades. I wish i just invested in crypto when i could, didn't pull the trigger. Good luck on your career.

American pie and scary movie 1

>crippling ocd as a teen
>couldn't even go into peoples houses and scared of asking gjrls out incase they noticed me chanting when stressed
>read all the time about ways to reduce it, get told some lucky people it dies down or goes away when the brain fully forms
>it dies down at 28
>30 and it only comes out when stressed
>I feel brand new and everyone else slowing down

I can actually enjoy going somewhere now

And start your career when you're almost 30. Why would anyone hire someone with no experience when they could hire someone with no experience but also young? By the time the younger guy is as old as you are now, he's already a skilled worker.

>tfw 36 and vote for the most neocon guys everytime so you zoomers will be sent to death in China

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>teenagers
>no worries

Haha you are, as they say, a retard.

Teenage love is intense because teenage emotions are intense.

Teenage love is also a rusty carnival ride of bullshit because teenagers are fucking stupid idiots who don’t know how to deal with other people or themselves yet.

Teenage love ends with someone getting hurt, or with marriage that leaves both partners unfulfilled because they rushed into shit like idiots.

Yes. But it's a building block, a necessary life experience. Everybody has teenage love, works through the wrinkles, and moves on a better person. An angsty, kissless 20-something trying out a relationship for the first time will rightfully be a disaster.

jokes on you, when you get drafted it will be for volkssturm/penal battalion-tier shit

really wish I phoned that horse riding school but I was too much of a beta at 15 to arrange my own appointments, plus was embarrassed about wanting to do it

would have been a good hobby to have instead of being on the net all day, would have got me out the house even when there was nothing to do

that part kills me the most because i knew this at 15 and now 30

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>tfw wasted my teens being as a complete shut in

I wish every day I could turn back time and start over, fucking hell

>20
>been here since I was 15

I've spent a quarter of my life in this shithole

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30s isn't bad if you are healthy. 40s is when things go downhill.

>newfags have grown up on a dead and cancerous site
really makes you think

Today is my birthday. I'm turning 28

I was sad as soon as I woke up because I remembered I woke up alone. I'm not a virgin but I've ever had a relationship and honestly I don't even know if I'd enjoy a relationship

Fuck man.

>was astronomy autist in elementary/middle school
>lose interest in extra-curricular academia
>school is overwhelming so other than sports I just play video games, that's it.
>still two years accelerated in math
>get to college and go for engineering because muh military free college meme
>turns out both engineering and military are soulless hellscapes
>get so jaded by all institutions that I shit out a history degree because that was fun at least
>coasting by on IT career from pc gaming skills
Fuck public education
Fuck single mothers

>“At seven am on a Tuesday, usual August
Next week I'll be twenty eight
I'm still young, it'll be me
Off the wall I scrape you
I can't wake, I gotta wake
To cause this wake, I gotta wake no more
It causes wake, to drown this hate
To never really stay, never will
You take your plate
Put me through hell, live, live
Direct your fate
You say I can do it so well
Your expiration date
Your expiration date
Fate, date, expiration date
(this was the last time)
Hate
And don't fuck with me again
My own clean slate
Don't fuck with me again
Makes your eyes dilate
Makes you shake
Irate"

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>You can physically peak out at 47
Only if you've been a literal whale until 46.

Just find something to be a good at and that pays enough. Use your brain while you still can.

What age did he die again? I feel I'm going to have the same fate.

That's already half of it, pretty impressive dude

>I've ever had a relationship and honestly I don't even know if I'd enjoy a relationship
I know that feel. Sometimes i feel like i don't need relationship with woman and i am glad that i am single but then there is days when i wish i had some one to cuddle with in bed.

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There's really not. Traditionally, it would be raising and living vicariously through your children, or creating a "legacy". But these days it's just a shittier version of your 20's.

Tfw tried being social as a teen but it always failed so I became a shut in so I don't regret it since I did attempt to be normal

I have ocd and it's ruined my life. I'm 28 at the moment, it's gone down a lot, but I still have it. I've been to see multiple therapists about it over the years, but they didn't do much for me, just ran me round in circles. I'm a virgin, had chances, but never took them up because my anxiety and paranoia got in the way.

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>mfw many of the pepes on /teevee/ were created by me including the one you posted

I made that one years ago. I still see my shitty drawing in the glasses and shape of the head

im fucking 20 and have planned to be an hero at age 22 for years since high school. ive done virtually nothing interesting and often times i feel my life starting to turn grey. its getting to a point where i feel like this is the start of the end for me

i turn 26 next month and i’ve never kissed anyone

biological immortality the literal halting of senescence will soon be a thing bro research bioviva

do you people actually have an obsessive compulsive disorder where you cant touch doorknobs, things that people have touched, etc. or are you just autistic and think you might have ocd?

remember you'll be here forever, even if you get the sex

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