/got/

...

I'm staying in the cutie roastie thread.

High in the Halls of the posts that are gone
Janny would dance with his trolls
The self worth he has lost and hot pockets he has made
The posts that upset him the most

The healthy weight thats been gone for so very long
He couldn't remember his face
They spun him around on the damp blue board
Spun away all his money and days

And he always does it for free
Always does it for free
He always does it for free
Always does it for free

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Reminder that this will be the last scene.

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I am feeling down the past few days and honestly seeing this girl (green hair aside) with the knowledge that I am too ugly, poor and too un-charismatic to be even noticed by a person like her, makes me pretty sad.
Is this what being an incel feels like?

Kit Harrington (Jon) said in an interview filming that shot where Dany looks at King's Landing from the dragon was an absolute nightmare to shoot, since Emilia Clarke couldn't comprehend the scene

Apparently Emilia started freaking out, since they kept telling her to look at the city with a sense of bewilderment and anger, but in reality there was no city there, just a greenscreen. She started flipping her shit because she couldn't understand that there'd be a CGI city in front of her.

Eventually they just gave up and told her to make that same expression she's been doing since the start of the series while they finished the shot. Kit said that it took like an hour too film that two minute shot because Emilia was so fucking terrible.

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I want to rape this green haired bitch
t. Based black guy

the horse

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youtu.be/Sm39aaMpEZU
Somebody made that too. Brilliant.

>Fat fuck won't finish the books
>Spin-offs will suck
AAAAARGH
I don't want it to end brehs... I'll miss /got/

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>suck your aunties toes RIGHT NOW or I'll burn King's Landing to the fucking ground
What do anons?

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remember, user, its safe to fuck your own sister, you aint gonna have no retarded babies no nothin

He would introduce some kind of midichlorians and would also drop that Danys and Jons midichlorian counts are of the charts. Oh and Gregors too.

Reminder that Bran was controlling Drogon.

There were no shots of Dany during the entire scene, because she was panicking and pleading with her dragon.

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>Wanting to fuck this tumblr goblin
Yikes. Have some standards /got/

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youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

He said the books were not done, not that he did not know how it ends, brainlet. I have heard several times in numerous interviews he told them the ending and they are sticking to it.

What have I done

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I was irony. have sex.

Based.

kek

She's cute, would berry and maybe marry.

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Somebody please post the other "Sansa the Rape" webms.
There is one out there with Jaime arriving at Winterfell and Bran speaks to him

thanks

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>tfw no emilia gf

What the fuck is the point of living?

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I see you did your research user

The Virgin Basement Watcher
>experiences things alone
>nitpicks bullshit that doesn’t matter
>hates the show and everything really
>has no passion

The Chad Pub Watcher
>prefers company
>impresses people with his in depth knowledge about the books
>passionate, has hobbies
>dresses fashionable and grooms themself

Source?

patrician ship coming through

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source it bb

Who will he fuck now that his auntie has lost her mind?

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>America fire bombs over 90% of Japanese cities.
>Drop two atomic bombs
>Japs don't surrender until the threat of the Russians invading from the north is a possibility
>AMERICA SAVES THE DAY

DELET THIS

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goddamit man

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I've felt this all my life.
Never has a girl looked my way except when being introduced to others, and then I would get quickly ignored again.
It hurts quite a lot when I get conscious of it. I'm not terribly looking and I consider myself socially normal but it is what it is.

other one I have

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no worries, the next book will probably drop just a few days/weeks after the series ended. Then we'll only have to wait 10 years for the last one. Might make me some children in that time

wtf is Bran up to?

His auntie

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>Aegon comes to Westeros with 3 dragons, conquers it, and establishes a 300 year long monarchy
>"based! true king! righteous ruler! uphold his laws and traditions! instate his lawful heir! bend the knee and prosper!"

>Daenerys comes to Westeros with 3 dragons and wants to retake it from the unlawful rulers
>"invader! foreigner! conqueror! subjugator! tyrant! mad queen! fearmonger! she does not know the land or the people! do not trust her!"

This really made me think..

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Would /got/ apologise if this were true?

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Why do Americans do this?

so, is bran going to become king or what?

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DABID?! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO EMILIA!!!!! GIVE HER BACK HER HAIR! SHE HAD DONE NOTHING WRONG AND YOU RUIN HER STORYLINE AND HER HAIR AS WELL!!!

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Bran throws Jaime out the window.

Pottery.

Well he'll sit on the throne by the end if the leaks continue to be correct so there's that.

I bet you would, don't lie

Waht's kissing a girl like, bros?

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woke up drunk lads

This is a medieval setting, people are the opposite of woke

youtu.be/PvF9PAxe5Ng

whom are you quoting

>Jon thinks Dany has gone mad
>Kills her
>Then he finds out the truth
>Exiles himself out of guilt, allowing Bran to seize the throne

I would forgive them.

Why did Rhaegar and Elia name two of their sons Aegon Targaryen?
Makes no sense to give your kids the exact same name.
Did Dumb&Dumber forget there already is an Aegon?

His whole thing about not wanting anything was bs then. If it's true that's pretty cool.

There’s Jon and who’s the other?

>Season 8 was so bad it gave Emilia cancer
Truly /ourgirl/

Aejon Targaryen

Aegon doesn’t deserve Visenya

the purest love

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Lyanna named jon aegon , not rhaegar

I'm too paranoid to try the lip bite, either way.

Is a spear really practical for hand to hand combat?

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bags of sand

My predictions

>Varys already sent out the Jon letter to all the lords who pledge to him
>Danny and Jon fight she sets the dragon on him either it refuses to attack because of his bloodline or "Dracarys" and he survives the fire because of his blood line
>Arya then kills Danny
>Salsa becomes queen of the south and Jon king in the north

>Japan surrenders
>Americans nuke it twice anyway because they need to show off their power
m8

So how do you guys think Maario Naharis the emperor of Slaver's Bay is getting on?

Is he doing a good job in ensuring the smooth transition away from a slave economy?
Any new public works being completed, or rebuilding all the damage caused by Dany,
What kind of people is he surrounding himself with (his council or cabinet or whatever)
Luckily the dothraki aren't a threat becasue all 100, 000 members of the dothraki race have been busy dying in westeros but what about the volantenes or the qartheen? Slaver's bay would be easy picking rights now
Most importantly, is he enjoying himself? I mean it's an incredibly high stress situation to be in charge of and the only possibly relevant experience he has would be the shared managership of The Second Sons. I doubt even the finest Lysene whores would be able to help you wind down after a busy day on that job.

What Queen song is she listening to, Killer Queen or Don't Stop Me Now?

>She's a Killer Queen
>Gunpowder, gelatin
>Dynamite with a laser beam
>Guaranteed to blow your mind

>I'm a shooting star, leaping through the sky
>Like an atom bomb about to
>Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh explode
>I'm burnin' through the sky, yeah
>Two hundred degrees
>That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit

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the cleanest best pleasure

I know it's stupid, I know self-hating myself won't do much help, but here I am. Last night I actually talk about this to my parents and I just made a fool of myself. I have generally ignore the idea of a partner for years. Now I am a wagie and lost all my chances, I fucked up big time.

Anyway, this season sucked. Fuck you Dabid.

Yeah bar lighting does that, you retard

The one that Gregor Clegane killed bashing his head in against the wall while fucking his mum.

Depending on the situation you might want a sword, but yeah its practical

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wrong

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No, she's the one who would do the berrying. I hope you enjoy getting pegged.

We already know Jon is killing her

fucking lol americans destroyed

if you really know how to chuck it, yes.

Absolutely no. No mercy for the destroyer of plot D&D.

Someone edit this with 'I dont want to set the world on fire' pls I'm too lazy

Aegon always made ultimatum before going to war, even towards Harren the Black, and he mercifully accepted the surrender of those he defeated even on battlefield and granted them autonomy.

Well against decent armour it would suck. Also you would need to hit on your first strike because if a swordsman got close, the guy with the spear would be fucked.

Where this is?

She is my treasure
The tender apple of my eye
Freshly mown grass on a clear spring morning.
The blackbirds sing a heartstrung song
An echo of loves gone by

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*pretends to look around*
uh oh where's Dany?!?!?!

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based maddox poster

PLEASE BE ON WIKIFEET

PLEASE

>can't hear a fucking thing because burgers have to scream at literally anything that's happening on screen.

Honestly I thought they just keep cheering her on while she murdered the shit out of innocent people. I'm sorta disappointed that they have enough brain cells to realize that shit was fucked up.

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Tywin had his childrens with his first cousin
Then Jaime and Cersei had kids together
Tell me how the kids are even alive? They're the product of massive incest

Imagine orbiting this ugly greasy roastie

yes it was the most common and effective weapon for millennia, swords have just been memed by hollywood because they look cooler in a duel

Firestarter.

I want her to come back, /got/

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Isso é autismo

I don’t recall this

youtube.com/watch?v=-nIZnnSeRpw

My headcanon

Well.. fuck , nevermind then

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Nice pasta alteration. 9/10

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HUG HER, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KILL HER, GODDAMN IT!

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Pardon me my lords. If I may be so bold, what's her Instagram?

I also suspect the slut is shilling in these threads.
go away, slut.

A short spear would work, I guess.

Smash Mouth - All Star

What is this TIME TRAVEL LOOP thing you guys are always taking about?

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Swords for show, spears for a pro

Because muh prophecies.

Helter Skelter

She is listening to that song that plays during that Falcor flight. YEAH

youtube.com/watch?v=adBmLtE4wwg

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The writers kind of forgot about her.

Japan hadn't surrendered yet. It's in hindsight argued that they were going to regardless of the nukes, but nothing is confirmed.

That's nothing , danereys and her siblings are the products of 500+ years of incest, yet they all look fine and the only burth defect they have is a personality disorder.

>jamie was meant to be one of the best swordsmen of the era
>becomes awful only losing one hand

Dayne could duel wield, why couldn't he?

I would clap, not joking.

A Targ being Azor Ahai is the biggest bullshit ever

youtu.be/ejorQVy3m8E

>the only burth defect they have is a personality disorder
They are fucking psycopath that's more than a personality disorder

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This is before the events of the show, but its referenced in the show. Its when Dany was a baby.

Japan surrendered because of the huge USSR army defeating their continental army, they didn't know what a nuke is, they didn't know the long term effects or the destructive power. It took years to properly assess how strong a nuke is after they were launched.
We live in a world where we know what it is, but to the japs back then it was literally a bigger than usual bomb, in a world where Germany ate a million bombs.

I wonder which website you two frequently browse

I literally do not care how it ends, every character I liked is dead (Littlefinger, Varys)
Could not give less of a shit who owns some fantasy kingdom
I was enjoying all the plotting and backstabbing in the earlier seasons but this is just some kind of action spectacle made for normie twitter users

Dayne didn't dual wield in the books.
And he WAS the best swordsman alive.

BRAVO DABID

Suck toe

youtube.com/watch?v=RLG1ys2CGcI

Just the toes?

youtube.com/watch?v=qc98u-eGzlc

Not only is it practical, but against a sword it's vastly superior. The only way the sword wouldn't get fucking shredded is if he had a shield. And as far as I remember none of these retards had shields.

>Qyburn could've just made a golden hand with a sword already attached to it

fuck sake at least its better than trying to teach him to fight right handed

Sansa yes

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His cousin(s)

>Get nuked once
>They didn't know the destructive power
>Get nuked again
>Still don't know it's destructive power

>Azor Ahai
That makes no sense.
Azor Ahai stabbed the love of his life with his sword, to make the sword magical, so he can kill the king of the Others.
In the show, the king of the Others is already dead, some girl killed him with a kitchen knife. So Jon stabbing his lady-friend, who he isn't even much attached to, doesn't serve a purpose.

I've never been here on Sunday nights but do people livepost while the show airs or do the threads die for a bit?

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Baitsa Dasuto

No one posted this yet
youtube.com/watch?v=A_sY2rjxq6M
Yikes

>The.Last.War
But the episode title is "The Bells"?

youtube.com/watch?v=hTcrQXR030Q

As I stand alone
Another night is over
My body shakes and I feel alive
This is who I am
Firmly on the ground
But I'm reaching for the sky

This is where I thought I had a point of view
Caught up in the moment
I finally made up my mind

Running against the wind
I'm burning like a fallen star
But there's only one single breath between life and death
Beating the odds I never give up
I'll live for another day
Now there's only one single breath between life and death

Trying to catch my breath
And rush my eyes to see
Shivers down my spine as I fall
I couldn't catch the time
I was left behind
Even betrayed, old and amused

You'll never know that in only one single blow
It all could be over
All over for now

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A stump isn't the place you want to take the shock of an impact.

You can't use sword without a hand.

Yes, it takes time to assess the damage. From the ground it didn't look much worse than a bombing raid.
In fact, Tokyo was firebombed and it was MUCH WORSE than Hiroshima or Nagasaki.

My point is that they should be deformed, mentally retarded cripples. Grrm is a hack

how long is the last episode??

Threads reach bump limit after about 5 minutes during the episode and for a good hour or two before and after

>goes to instinctively scratch his balls
>whoops there goes his dick
I guess they could give him a golden dick too.

>That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Knight instead.
Because he's not Dayne, user

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Bran was warging Drogon

He knew all along telling Jon the truth about his mother would cause Kindling Landing.

Remember, he has future sight. He saw his mother's death before it happened. He literally saw that exact shot of Drogon's shadow over KL when he first plugged into the three eyed time machine.

He new all along. He caused it to happen.
With the leaks saying him being King, that makes it even more suspect. Throughout all the actions he's taken and allowed to cause the outcome that ends with him having absolute power?

Suspect as fuck. Bran is Lord of Light who will turn out to be evil as fuck and Bran will likely start some new red cult in the Seven Kingdoms. His mind was whiped and replaced by Brindin Rivers.

lmao

It's like having a piece of lukewarm steak that you can't swallow or bite down on that usually tastes pretty good.

put her foot in my mouth while she imitates dragon noises and shoves her foot deeper into my mouth

Pissing away her really good tall blonde haired blue eyed genes with a shot fucking paki midget.

Bongs are just the fucking worst

The clinical term is antisocial personality disorder so yes it is actually.

Were the words "the prince that was promised" or "Azor Ahai" said in the show at any point?

only the brainwashed americans themselves think that the nukes were justified.

Did she give birth after rhaegars children were smashed against the wall?

>It takes time to assess the damage

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'
Even if its heavily braced?

No I mean what Jaime has right now is a hand right? Cant Qyburn fashion a sword so that it can interlock with his hand?

Spear + shield is better for formation fighting

Spear-only is great in personal combat - it's a quarterstaff with a spike on the end, and it is more versatile and has better reach than a sword.

Based

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How would you have scored Dany razing King's Landing? For me, it's this
youtu.be/dsK3oaJ4-ks

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they deserve it

Tokyo was worse while only bombed with last generation explosives, you colossal fucking retard. Stop vomiting pop-history all over my board.

Tattoos and freak hair colors are such major turn offs and I'm not even a polfag

Where the hell is she?

She got Bran to Winterfell and just ...faded out.

Beyond love lies obsession
my all consuming flames
lest it devour the virgin scent
upon her verdant head
I watch her play her games

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>"the prince that was promised"
Yes, Missandei then told Dany that it could also mean princess.

youtube.com/watch?v=pNkQMtZAMAw

You had me with the first paragraph.

Yeah

>Please George, the jews behind me are ruining our characters, help

There is not so much hostility to Christianity in the world brought into being by George R. R. Martin in the series of books which have come to be known by the collective name Game of Thrones. There is instead a cold indifference. I can discuss only the books here. I have decided not to watch the TV version, as I suspect that it lingers too much on the sort of violent and sexual material which is quite bad enough on the page. In any case, I generally prefer my own imaginings to the ideas of film and television directors. But the message of the books and the TV versions is the same. Martin’s brilliantly inventive alternative world is set in something very like the English Middle Ages. It relies for its power and effect upon a profound cynicism about human goodness, which, I believe, did not exist in such societies. He gives twenty-first-century religious opinions to people who have fifteenth-century lives.

In his imaginary country, virtue and trust are always punished. The most attractive major character, Eddard Stark, dies swiftly, unjustly, and horribly. He dies largely because he is so honorable and dutiful. His horrified family is scattered to the winds to suffer or perish. And from that moment on in the story, almost everyone associated with honesty, selfless courage, and justice is doomed. Almost the only likable figure who survives through all the books is the dwarf, Tyrion, who is occasionally kind, but also consumed with cynicism and despair.

Bravery and charity toward others are rewarded with death or betrayal. The simple poor are raped, robbed, enslaved, and burned out of their homes. Chivalry, a real thing in Conan Doyle’s world, is for Martin a fraud. All kinds of cruelty and greed, typified by the House of Lannister, flourish like the green bay tree. Treachery and the most debauched cynicism are the only salvation, the only route to safety or advantage.

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Why didn't you just post your link in response to the post already asking that question like everyone else did you fucking faggot? You just had to be special didn't you, you worm, you cretin, you fuck!

>eaten alive by his own shitbulls
what did they mean by this

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youtu.be/IiOo56N0Om4?t=199

second phase of Midir

youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0

This pasta doesn't really work with a actress who's been around CGI dragons since season 1

Seek help bro. I should not have given you her instagram last thread. I'm sure I will be seeing you on the news soon, or a tweet from her speaking of her stalker.

>Bran was warging Drogon

Basically this

She wanted to fuck him but he rejected her so she fucked off back to the Neck.

It's a doggy dog world.

>No I mean what Jaime has right now is a hand right?
No, it's not a hand because it can't move independently of the arm.

How can she be so based
youtube.com/watch?v=uxZgwFZh0Dg

Makes sense then, as a tribute.

Perhaps the most intense moment of the entire saga, the “Red Wedding” is composed entirely of the most bitter betrayals, including a terrible violation of the laws of hospitality. Yet as far as I can see, the betrayers gain advantage by their action. Three major figures, all in the grip of different versions of amoral cynicism, dominate all the thousands of pages that follow, and while others are murdered all around them, they live on.

It is often said that much of the narrative is based on the true and gruesome conflicts of England’s Wars of the Roses. The relentlessly wicked and triumphant Lannisters are based upon the House of Lancaster, and the more civilized (and ultimately beaten) Starks are based upon the House of York. No doubt this is true. But I think Martin fairly quickly liberates himself from that framework. For all the horrors of these wars, England in that era never sank into the utter misery and desolation portrayed here.

The story also leaks at both ends into worlds of supernatural horror or marvel, far outside any conventional history. To the north of the central area of action, Westeros, lies a frozen zone inhabited by zombie-like creatures with powers to move and kill quite outside the normal laws of biology, physics, or chemistry. To the east, in hot and humid lands disputed among slave kingdoms and barbarian hordes, the dispossessed Princess Daenerys manages to hatch actual dragons from ancient eggs. But even in temperate, seagirt Westeros, lethal shadows can kill and spells are cast.

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She went to Forgotten Realms.

>people want the show to develop more and have better pacing
>while complaing everything that isn't a rush from plot point to plot point is filler

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I wish I was Bran so I could watch the rape uncensored in 4K every day.

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>The firebombing of Tokyo lasted several months
>Nukes were dropped on cities and did the equivalent in seconds
>The firebombing was more effective

You know those women with tons of tattoos and fucked up hair colors are the most insane, unstable, cheating whores ever right ?

Nature finds a way so they say, and in the same way that poisonous frogs have flashy colors to warn predators....

Prove it's the same people. Also, character development doesn't have to be filler. Poor character interaction is though.

>Tattoos and freak hair colors are such major turn ons
fixed

What

Is she

DOING

You can have her guys

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>tfw no autistic brain damage gf

i bet she sucks a mean dick

It was the most common weapon on battlefields for thousands of years. Swords were mostly sideweapons.

The weapon used frequently from the dawn of mankind to the 18th century is pretty effective, yes

If Arya doesn't get to kill Dany I'm going to be mad

nothing honestly

what is it? the end of Dexter or the Shield?

I don’t see the contradiction

>Speaking toEntertainment Weeklyin a recent interview, which was published after Sunday’s controversial episode, Hill admitted to feeling like a “failure” after he was written off.
>Though Hill toldEWhis time on the show was “overwhelmingly positive and brilliant,” he argued that his character’s development went downhill after the sixth season.
>"It just felt like after season 6, I kind of dropped off the edge,” he said, acknowledging that his thoughts were “all personal and selfish.”
>The actor also expressed his wish to have had a final scene with nemesis Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish, played by actor Aidan Gillen.
“I was very bummed to not have a final scene with him,” he explained. “It would have been great to have had one more meeting with Littlefinger. I think they tried to make that work and couldn’t.”

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>Bran sits on the Iron Throne
>credits start to role
>surprise mid credit scene
>small fishing village
>a man is shown walking towards a balding gray haired fisherman
>Man: Hello my Lord. How have you been?
>Fisherman: What do you want, Littlefinger?
>Littlefinger: I'm putting together a team. Do you want in... Lord Stannis Baratheon.
>Stannis: .....
>Game of Throne 2. Coming 2023.
Post yfw

only one?
heh. I bet that when she talks to you, her breath smells like weeks olddick cheese.

Fine, I'll do it myself

TAKE. HER. BACK.

Can somebody please post the twitter screencaps of feminists losing their shit over this

What the Targs should have looked like

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>There is not so much hostility to Christianity in the world brought into being by George R. R. Martin in the series of books which have come to be known by the collective name Game of Thrones. There is instead a cold indifference.
Genuine question, what is the point of starting off with this passage? It's inconclusive and he immediately jumps into another point entirely. Literally what did he mean by this?

GoT nu-metal recut when?

holy shit

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>Even if its heavily braced?
The two bones of your forearm are held together at the elbow and the wrist for stability. With the wrist chopped up, the whole stability is fucked.

I saw Emilia Clarke at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Martin cannot write as well as Tolkien or Lewis, in my view because he cannot draw on Tolkien’s or Lewis’s enormous storehouse of legend, saga, poetry, and literature. He sometimes dwells rather lengthily on the menus at the barbarous banquets he describes. He dwells on slavery and human cruelty in general, and his language can be coarse. I do not intend to disparage Martin by saying this. Like many scribblers, I would be glad to have Martin’s skill in gaining and keeping the reader’s attention. And goodness, he has the storyteller’s gift. It seems to me that Martin may, especially in his portrayals of the incestuous, limitlessly unkind Lannister twin siblings Jaime and Cersei, have rediscovered human evil in its purest form.

Martin’s creation is a society in which man knows how to build and travel, to make himself comfortable, perhaps to cure and treat some diseases, and to fight wars scientifically—but in which there is no trace of Christ. The Good Samaritan is not known of here. Nobody has heard of the Prodigal Son, and the Sermon on the Mount has never been delivered. The only appeal is to the absurdly overrated Golden Rule, which in a world without Jesus has two great unavoidable flaws. The first is that the weaker and poorer you are, the less other people are inclined to hope for favors from you, or fear your revenge. And so enlightened self-interest will cheerfully leave you wounded, destitute, or alone, or tolerate the fact that you are enslaved, reserving the Golden Rule in practice for others who are more likely to reciprocate. The second is that, having no way to find the mind’s construction in the face, or to see into our neighbors’ hearts, we have very little true knowledge of the secret deeds and inward thoughts of others. “Do as you would be done by” rapidly becomes the very different “Appear to do as you would be done by.”

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I want to believe this

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>he hasn't seen The dark knight rises

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Was guessing wrong part of your plan?

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HURR DURR ALL PEOPLE ARE THE SAME EXCEPT FOR ME

One houre fourteen minutes

why
Why?

no answer
that far, familiar scent

red
Red.
again
RED

breathe

Green.

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Set up for Daenerys getting brutally raped.

He wanted to tear it down for being anti-Christian propaganda and literally the devil like other popular media e.g. Pokemon, but since there was no strong foundation for such a claim he tempers the expectations of the readers to announce it will be a more subtler takedown that relies more on reaching and misinterpretation

I believe it.

It's his shtick, and anyway he's completely wrong the books are pretty clearly anti-religion

Any porn yet of Dany getting fucked retarded by Jon and being calm again?

COPE MORE, DANYFAG

Always works like a charm

In such a kingdom, power and virtue are entirely separate. The snarling brute rules, unrestrained by reminders that a just God will judge him in turn. He is wealthy, powerful, and clever, like the figures depicted by the Riace Bronzes. He sits at the pinnacle of a civilization of impunity, which delivers many joys to the rich and the strong, and misery to the weak and poor. Imagine that, stretching out in all directions and forever, and you have George Martin’s world.

As far as I can find out, Martin is a lapsed Roman Catholic and has quite banal views about how religion causes wars and God is a “giant invisible guy in the sky.” I do not think he has set out to make an attack on Christianity. I do not think he especially likes it, but I suspect he has discarded it, and so he has written an account of a world in which it simply does not exist. His fantasy greatly disturbs me, because it helps to normalize the indifference to Christianity which is a far greater threat to it than active atheism.

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At least you're honest about being a predator user.

it's the end of Lost

Have rape

Danyfag

Mommy is a good and just Queen and she's beautiful and just. I want to watch her SOAR while reigning down hellfire on her enemies. I will never betray Mommy because I love her so much. I LOVE MOMMY.

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lets be real here
dude reestablished slavery as soon as the last boat slipped over the horizon

A damn shame.
I'm still glad he made it this far tbqh, one of my favorite characters.

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The raze... it was beautiful

I've only seen the one scene that matters.

Over 100 times, must I say.

another bad poosy, both his love interests have been mass murderers

gets me everytime

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I can't blame him, it was shit, I wish I had walked out after the opening.

Literally was the most used weapon in the world for thousands of years. It's for a good reason.

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>Best house theme
>Best lines
>Best king
>Best memes
Why are the Baratheons so based?

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Can't the fat pig croak already

>anti-religion
>even though god literally is real
Lol okay nerd

I would believe it if we did not see the promo of her walking out to her troops like typical depictions of crazy dictators from movies.
HELP ME BELIEVE! I WANT TO BELIEVE!

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Some readers of Martin’s stories see a kind of Christianity in the worship of “the Seven.” This is the most official of several religions in Westeros, described in this way: “Worship was a septon [priest] with a censer, the smell of incense, a seven-sided crystal alive with light, voices raised in song.” There are a Father, a Mother, and a Smith. Then there are the Crone, the Maiden, the Warrior, and finally the Stranger, who represents death. Although the Seven faintly echo the Trinity, there seems to be no equivalent of Christ or the Holy Ghost among them, let alone of the One God. This is not Seven in One but Seven in Seven. I would say that the Seven are much more like classical or Nordic pantheons than like the Trinity. Their clergy are superficially similar to those of the Christian Church, but their nature is quite different. There are male priests called Septons and nun-like female Septas. There is a High Septon, a sort of pope, but this figure is either a cynic, corrupt and luxury-loving, seeking power, or a fanatic, also seeking power. It seems to me to be assumed that they do not truly believe in the rather lifeless precepts, very faintly explained, of their faith, which has a scripture, of which we learn little. Nor does anyone else. The worship of the Seven is exactly what atheists think Christianity is: an outward vesture.

A rival older faith, officially tolerated, survives in silent groves of ancient trees. There is also a rather nasty Drowned God, who seems to encourage piracy among seafarers, and a highly intolerant Red God with a touch of the Cathars, but which (unlike the others) manifests itself in acts of violent wizardry and second sight. So we have on the one hand a vague expression of civic virtue, empty of real force and truth, and on the other a manifestation of supernatural might, quite unconnected with goodness and very ready to ally itself with earthly power if it suits them both.

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She looks like a dude in a wig lmao

Why do the men look so onions?

Actually, the source of magic is not known and he said that he would make gods real in the books after he gets proof of the god in real life. He tipped his hat afterwards, I presume.

best pasta evarr

>the-shit-i-have-to-put-up-with.jpg

I actually remember in season 2 got a few of us were saying it could be ash.

He would make a tax federation arc and impress GRRM enough to copy off him.

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And in the midst of this it is those who are most indifferent to justice and truth, and the most carefully concerned for their own selves, who prosper, and also who appear to be the wisest and cleverest. Is this not very much like our own age, as it develops? Our minds are emptied of faith and hope, and we are emptied of charity. God’s visible hand is nowhere. Dead is dead. What is stolen remains stolen. Corruption is becoming normal. No help can be expected, and there is no reason to believe that a divine justice awaits the greedy or the crooked. The rainbow and the comet, the thunder and the wind, have been explained till there is no wonder left in them. We laugh at the very idea of the devil. And now, for the first time, the world of selfism and indifference has its bard, whose stories are lodged firmly in the minds of tens of millions. If we cannot counter the cruel message of Game of Thrones with something better, we have much to fear from the years to come.

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t. fairy tale believing christcuck LMAO

Bitch has a beard.

I expected it to be an awkward experience to share a hotel room with Christopher, but I thought he would have at least grown out of the escapades of his youth. I was wrong.

At half past one he entered the room and turned on the lights, drunk from whiskey and with his arm around a Somali woman. "How does it feel, Peter?" he asked. "First you lost your Empire, and now millions of foreigners are coming in, destroying everything you once held dear, and now your own brother is cuckolding you with one of them."

He gave her a quick few slaps on the arse before entering her, her voice was soft and it invigorated my libido. I closed my eyes and listened. It was strange… I never thought this would be my life, being cuckolded by my superior brother, but alas here I was. I opened my eyes to watch this devilish act play out. The thrusting was done with no sound or grimace, only the cold dead stare of his eyes into mine. He stared, I stared back, it was a metaphor for our entire relationship in life. Her moans gradually grew louder and louder. I watched as my brother did what I could not. The pleasuring of this woman, it was something I could just not achieve. I knew right then that my brother deserved her more than I ever could. As he finished with her the Somali woman said in her strong Swedish accent, "kiss me Peter". I did just that. I kissed a girl while my brother pleasured her.

At that moment I knew that my atheistic and quite degenerate brother had defeated me. I was a cuckold. And I was aroused.

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heh

THE SKIES SHALL RAIN FIRE

Where can I watch it?

If it was made of metal sure. But wood is brittle and you can't block more than 2 decent hits with it.

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And every one of you was a moron who never saw snow in real life. It was clearly winter outside when she walked to the Drogo's tent.

What male characters are most and least soi?

those are the people that later became feminists

well... she's a roach

they're the target audience

Meanwhile in Mereen..
>Peace and Prosperity with Daario

>Snow fell like ash from post-apocalyptic skies

>For all the horrors of these wars, England in that era never sank into the utter misery and desolation portrayed here.
the fuck is hitch talking about? it was on the mainland mainly but the hundred years war still killed 3+ million people. the war of the roses didn't kill many peasants but decimated the upper classes. is he pretending christian powers weren't capable of BURN THEM ALL-tier shit like constantinople, béziers and drogheda? nothing in GoT has even come close to the 30 years war on the continent which was full scale genocidal butchery

stop being a poorfag

Never thought I'd see the day we came back to boatposting

STANNIS!

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU fire

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>lol just check facebook and wiki
They dont had some news to check it out or fucking tv's or internet, communications was still shit. Imagine the chinese declare war and dropping a fucking wizard, nobody would believe that shit.
Same happened with the nuke and mass bombing was daily routine in the last months of the war in japan.

>needing to block
>when you have a spear
If you're that bad at fighting, frankly you deserve to die.

She is cute

>ist. His fantasy greatly disturbs me, because it helps to normalize the indifference to Christianity which is a far greater threat to it than active atheism.
He is. He also believes that morality comes from the divine

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THIS is the only correct answer.
>slow to show the auidence in shock and trying to understand what is happening
>lyrics match with what Dany is feeling

Fucking brainlet. Warging isn’t a thing anymore evidenced by bran abusing the ever living fuck out of it until he understood what he did to hodor and then stopped completely.

Complete brainlet dipshit.

Was Cersei autistic or something?

RECYCLE

The bar reactions, you idiot.

John stabs Dany to kill Bran

I'm a rolling thunder, a pouring rain
I'm coming on like a hurricane
My lightning's flashing across the sky
You're only young but you're gonna die
I won't take no prisoners, won't spare no lives
Nobody's putting up a fight
I got my bell, I'm gonna take you to hell
I'm gonna get you, Satan get you
Hell's Bells
Yeah, Hell's Bells
You got me ringing Hell's Bells
My temperature's high, Hell's Bells

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if jon kills dany he will kill drogon too
dany will be nissa nissa and after he plunges the sword through her heart, jon or longclaw will become lightbringer.
drogon will go apeshit and uncontrollable and jon will fight the dragon.

>This time, he called for his wife, Nissa Nissa, and asked her to bare her breast. He drove his sword into her breast, her soul combining with the steel of the sword, creating Lightbringer, while her cry of anguish and ecstasy left a crack across the face of the moon.[1]

>According to the Jade Compendium, since that day the sword became as warm as Nissa Nissa was and burned fiery hot during battles. Lightbringer was able to boil the blood of a monster when Azor Ahai thrust the sword through the belly of the beast. After steam poured from the beast's mouth and its eyes melted, its body burst into flame.[2]

A Song of Ice and Fire

A Song of the NightKing and Daenerys

>Prophecy is like a half-trained mule. It looks as though it might be useful, but the moment you trust in it, it kicks you in the head.[17]—Tyrion Lannister

No.

It's not a general, you dummy.

That's not a proper thread you retard
Fuck off

not her retard

>not even /got/

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The big bad is D&D

Japan didn't surrender before the nukes and it didn't surrender because of them. Japan surrendered because the Soviet Union invaded Manchuria and all defenses there collpased which threatened all japanese forces in China as they were still fighting against China in 1945.

>yfw the big tittie cow won't appear in the reaction videos anymore because the channel owner tried to fuck her

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Ummm Bran was also controlling her in those scenes

Fuck off. Without the /got/ subject line your thread is nothing

Implying that Rains of Castamere is not the best song in the show

she read the leaks, see her face well the bells chime, she knew mad days had arrived.

> Your whole town is destroyed
> You have to tell someone
> yfw the telephone lines have been vaporized

BRING BACK BESSIEEEEE

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they watching a darks souls playthrough?

Come dodge my dagger bitch boy, I'm going to slide it down your spear and shove your own fingers down your throat nothing personal

...

Well the Freys named all their kids Walder in order to suck up to the main patriarch.

>he wouldn't berry
Are you gay?

My Little Pony opening theme.

Actually Jammie did it, and if he wasn't a fag he would tried to kill Danny not save Cersei. Anyway you can all blame it on Jon being a faggot and not fucking his aunt silly, then acting all surprised when she razes a city to ash. It's on you limp dick.

>not snow, but ashes

Wasn't Hitchens a hardcore atheist? Why is he bothered by Martin's irreligiousness then?

he was a virgin chadcel until he met ygritte, and he’ll be going back to the wall so definitely ghost

That was his brother.

spear+shield+short sword is the GOAT combination until firearms were invented and if you disagree post your address so I can come spear you to death

being le cute for le camera

This is his brainlet brother. He is a walking meme.

Ah, that makes much more sense.

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>spear+shield+short sword is the GOAT combination until firearms were invented and if you disagree post your address so I can come spear you to death
Dumb proposal considering that firearms were already invented.

Christopher was the atheist brother
Peter is the one that rages about Summertime and calls the changes in the clock "dictatorial".

ghost?

What is the point you're trying to make?
>general one of our cities has just been destroyed in a bombing
>ok we surrender
>but sir we don't even know anything about the incident
>surrender
>sorry sir but we can't even make it certain that they can produce these weapons on a large enough scale to be a major threat
>lets surrender
>sir should we not at least assess the situation and gather some information?
>If we do that the mutts in 100 years with full understanding of this incident will make fun of us, we must surrender

Someone make an edit of the city burning footage with this on top please

Can someone explain to me why some people are really mad about Cersei's ending? Not sure what else they could be hoping for.

They want villains to die in comical ways while suffering and every bad guy to redeem himself because they can't accept that the real world is not black and white.

based af

mild disgust at any further attempt to squeeze more out of what is frankly a completely uninteresting world that only exists so characters can scheme over different chairs in different geographical locations

It was a somewhat anticlimactic death. People reasonably expect major characters' deaths to have some weight to them.

I LOVE this myth

It was ash retard. Last episode confirmed it

they misunderstood cersei and so did d&d. she was never meant to be a villain, her character is more tragic than evil

Different scenes. It was snow.

Shut up, burgerstein. You know it is the truth.