>mommy, daddy, why did you name me after a fictional mass murdered?
how would you respond?
Mommy, daddy, why did you name me after a fictional mass murdered?
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>mass murdered
be quiet and go play with sephiroth
as they always say
yas kween slay.
They named you Josef?
I am named after Alexander and I'm doing good.
To subvert your expectations sweetie
I am and I am not.
topkek
I am not named Alexander and I am doing okay.
My name is Nicholas (:
She's not the only Daenerys Targaryen. I seriously doubt it'll be any kind of issue by the time these brats get to American schools choked with all the other ridiculously named American kids.
Because you're badass.
Just start going by Dany.
>Shut up and keep sucking my dick
AAAAAAAARRRGGHHHHH
DANY SAVE ME
The two dragons are the only characters in the show whose deaths I felt legit sorry about. Maybe also Ygritte and the Hound.
I'm not normally that interested in the dragons but how old do you estimate Rhaegal was at the time of his premature and gory death?
>mhysa why you not love rhaegal let bad man kill me mhysa it hurts
she wasn't even a good character when the show was good. people are stupid
Shut up and keep target practicing. You're soon going to school, Dany.
Because you have a fat ass, my daughter. Now more tongue, less teeth.
"Hush now, Adolf"
based tankie
Shut up Dany, go help your brothers Adolf and Benito do their homework, your chilian cousin Augusto is coming soon withhis wife Kim and Saddam, their dog.
>sorry darling but your mother insisted that you should be named after a fictional mass murder instead of a real world one
>now go tell brenton and erzsébet that the dinner is ready
Shut up and keep sucking sweetheart
yes, but after the guy who raises his wife's immaculate son
Yea Forums, having sex with their fictionnal preteen daughter since 2006
Shut up, sweaty, kys and have sex.
Nicholas Cruz?
I love this place
I'm literally named Christ and I'm a delusional mass murderer IRL ama
>Naming your child after a character you saw on tv
Unironically commit not alive to anyone who did that.
where do you live bro?
Sup FBI
Ukraine
Gods what a stupid name.
Stupid bandwagon jumping NPCs deserve it.
Imagine how many people are asking to change their kid's name today because of this. This is glorious.
Imagine being named Christ outside of latin america. Fucking Christ.
>the driver was an alcohol
It's much more common than you think, but the US doesn't care about Europe much
Nor should you desu, its a shithole
Well duh, americans (all of them) are retarded, what do you expect from people that name themselves after some ancient canaanites.
t. Ahmed
Is it like "Christopher/Kristopher", like the Polish "KZRZYZYSZTZOPHZ" or like "fuck the Katsaps HRYSTOPHYR"?
>It seemed like a good idea at the time.
>As well as cutting off your penis and raising you as a girl in the first place.
>A lot of shit looked like a good idea at the time, stop blaming me for it.
Хpиcтoc
It's a Greek derived pronunctiation, I think
t. Obadiah
I'm just glad this show is crashing and burning, taking the whole fandom with it.
Adolf wasn't fictional darling
What's wrong with Krzysztof? Be happy you haven't met Grzegorz Krzesimir yet.
Fuck this shit, I'm Alexander who's father is called Nicholas and I fucking suck
>What's wrong with Krzysztof?
The rz, sz and pronounciation.
kek
Reported to SBU for separatism
Dany is such a stupid fucking bitch.
>hurrrrr let's fly over the ocean where our enemy has a tactical advantage with no counterplan
>ohhhhhh nooooo muh durgon
Jon too.
>*spits on himself* let's go fight an army of wights despite an escape being right there
>ohhhh nooo dany's dragon got speared because i'm a retard
Later
>hurrrrr let's engage an undead dragon in melee combat where it has a strict advantage
>durrrr gonna slam into dany's dragon for no reason
>gonna leave dragon behind and do nothing
Rhaegal deserved better. I hope that little goblina slices Dany because Dany is an awful mother.
Christ and I though I was a jackass for wanting to make my daughter Autumn.
Oh, cool, so like actual Christ, and not shortened from Christian/Christopher.
>I'm named Artem which is also has origins in Greek.
>Which sounds gay as fuck since Artemis was the Greek goddess of the hunt.
>Unless you like ancient mythology and realise that name is based on a different entity in Egypt.
>Atum/Atem, the creator God of the Universe and origin of the Egyptian pantheon.
Grzegorz at least makes sense and you can realise the "z" is supposed to be silent, Krzysztof has 7 vowels and makes a non-fluent Polish speaker want to say [KH-RZH-ZHEE-ZH-SHH-TOFF] even though it's just [christof].
Reminder that based Kanye West called his kid North so he's North West now
This shit is a substitute for religion in the clown world. Like how people use to call their children after people in the Bible.
>she is responsible for the actions of her dragon
The show has already established that the dragons have a mind of their own and don't always obey her
Ah, ever the classic. The sad thing is such town as "Szczebrzyszyn" actually exists in Poland.
They. You mean niggers right?
Which kids gonna be the alpha at school?
Sephiroth
Naruto
Dovahkiin
or Daenerys
Kim is a last name, and the most common one in Korea
A LITERAL CHILD KILLER
For god's sake Elizabeth, stop listening to the ******* at your school.
Legolas
Itachi
Sephiroth > Daenerys > Dovahkiin > Naruto
Well, Adolf, I'm proud you understad that the Holocaust is a lie but Uncle Dolf was actually real, the Jews just lie a bunch.
Good. The retards who did this deserve to be shamed, ridiculed and laughed at.
So true
Sasuke
Imagine being such a powerless and resentful little shit you have to bully a sweet boy
Well shit I didn't even think about this. Yeah I remember there were a couple hundred people naming their daughter Khaleesi, failing to understand at the time that that was her title, not her name.
It's a fucking stupid name too. Americans...
There was unironically a kid named Anakin at school
But he wasn't a mass murderer. he made big conquests and the loclas became part of his army. I would be more worried about someone neamed Gengis or Attila
I wonder if anyone named their child
"breaker of chains" or "stormborn"
>Boudica
>Conan would have been cool in the late 1980s/early 90s, but now people would think of the talk-show host and not the Cuntcrusher.
>Thor would have been cool in the same time period but name is now ruined forever thanks to capeshit.
Also, names based on popular culture won't be easy to carry, and anything on the school playground can be made into a funny rhyme, kids are creative like that.
>Attila
A common name in Hungary.
>I told you stupid cunts to stop naming your kids after fictional characters.
He looks like an old basedboy that forgot his screaming monkey face.
>naming your child after the YASS KUEEN SLAY character and not even bothering to google her name
Naming your kids after any ongoing media is pretty fucking retarded. Lord of the Rings is already kinda gay and nerd shit, but at least they're not gonna come out with a new book where Legolas becomes hitler.
he was a mass murderer, he's documented as carrying out a number of massacres especially on the Oxus tribes and in India, and he had Thebes, a great classical city, totally destroyed and every citizen sold into slavery, which at the time was unthinkable cruelty and spite.
the books are only 65 years old, it'll stop being cringe and start being literary history only in 2054
>Tfw your name is Jesse
Just follow the etymology and call it "Stebrisin" if you have trouble with the fricatives
because our social group is basically neo-stalinist thought police sweetie. Now take your hormon-happy pills!
There are millions of mudslimes named after a pedophile warlord and no one seems to give shit.
Dovakiin's fuck danys.
I'm very pleased this happened
naming your child after a fantasy character with a name that sounds silly in the real world is incredibly cringy
hopefully this will deter other retards from doing it in the future
tbf that pedophile warlord is famous for being the prophet of the shitty religion he started more than he is for being a pedo and warlord
plus many muslims don't mind people getting raped and pillaged if those people aren't muslims
Reimu
I bet a few of them are actually boys being raised as "gender neutral" under the name Khaleesi because YASS QVEEN SLAY
Still better than all the retarded kid names nowadays. Kayden, braxton, seriously wtf.
I've seen a fair few people name their kid Anakin and those kids would've been born after ep3 came out.
it doesnt, its just ending. Im glad you enjoy your overdramatic fantasy tho
Sephiroth (which is a prural female hebrew word)
Bells frogs bing cherries
Jingle bells magic cheese
Bells frogs bing cherries
Jingle bells magic cheese
It was either Dany or Hitler, sweetheart, and your a boy.
Arya is the most popular name from Game of Thrones
I'm named after Jack Aubrey (Master and Commander) and I still haven't read a single one of the 20 books he's in or even watched the movie all the way through.
Reminder that Mutts named their children "Verruca" after Willy Wonka. History repeats itself.
Only retarded amerilards name their children after pop culture TV trash.
We live in a first world country.
>Name your child after a fictional mass murderer
>Call him Hitler
What's worse hippy names or fantasy?
Rainbow, sunshine, storm, dharma and sky seem less terrible suddenly
Mine name is Wade, I'm named after a verb and I'm doing okay.
I suppose Jack works as a female name
Gonna name my kid Architect. Because it a fun word to say
My mum's husband's daughter named her daughter Arya. Though she said it's not from GoT but some other show. I still don't understand why she would do this
Imagine all the people who told their friends not to name their child after a GoT character
Imagine how smug they all feel right now
About 7-8 more years until the first wave of twilight's Bellas get old enough to end up in porn.
Nobody is named Christ in South America. But I'll grant you that there's a lot of people named Jesus though.
>My mum's husband's daughter named her daughter
so your step niece?
This doesn’t make Autumn any less of a retarded name
Well my name is Christos and im from Greece
Alucard
I have meet a guy named Christ in South Africa.
I’m named after poosy
>not naming your children for your parents, grandparents, or ancestors so that the torch is carried
absolutely disgraceful
Go to bed Elendil
Why wouldn't you go with a normal name like luke
xXxLegolasxXx
Ok Jebediah
He burned Persepolis to the ground
>hey dad, why did you named me Chuck?
Sure ting Nicolai
Philco
You're not Alexander
He's not that kind of guy
they are literally just pronounced as "sh", it's not that big of a deal man
Arya at least sounds like a real name. It has a common a-ending for female names and is short. Theres tons of names that are very similar like Anya, Maria, Mary, Maya etc. Daenerys doesnt sound like a real name which makes it doubly retarded.
He is more like a Gene tipe of guy
Dante
I am also Alexander and I am doing pretty alright.
Imagine naming your most precious thing in the world after a fictional character simply because she's a cool character in a TV show.
These people aren't normal, rational beings. They legit support Dany's mass murder, because they are actually crazy enough to name their kid after a fucking fantasy show.
It's cuz some millenials can't separate life from fiction.There's a reason 80's kids weren't named Han, Leia, Obi-Wan, kids in 2000's weren't named Frodo, Aragorn and Legolas, kids in 16th century weren't named Romeo, Macbeth and Othello.
Why do people always act like intellectual authorities on topics that they have no fucking clue off?
I mean Dunning Kruger is a thing but it's still embarassing.
Would have named you after Hitler but you were a girl.
Arya is a legit name though. Or maybe these people just like the Aryan race.
Arya the elf love interest from Eragon?
kek
>80's kids weren't named Han, Leia, Obi-Wan, kids in 2000's weren't named Frodo, Aragorn and Legolas, kids in 16th century weren't named Romeo, Macbeth and Othello.
They were, you just haven't heard of them because they didn't have twitter and facebook to brag about it.
I am named after Alexander and my dad is the pussiest klingon I ever met
Aria is a real name, if a bit archaic. It's what you call a long solo in an opera, similar to naming a child Cadence or Melody.
also they likely killed themselves
Anakin is a cool as fuck name though. I really wish it caught on
Who gets to decide what’s a “real name” and what’s not, anyway? I’m pretty sure there are some perfectly respectable names these days that weren’t around 500 years ago, and vice versa
I'm gonna name my son William and make his middle name Batson and nobody can stop me
Gonna name my future daughterfu Alienor (we wuz french) or Arsinoé (we wuz kang)
Historical unused names are sometimes badass
Worse names are also historical. Imagine you name your daughter Plectrude like Charles Martel rival in Neustria (futur France)
>It was all your mommy's idea.
>I wanted to name you Bad Pusy, actually
Sub-zero Rodriguez here.
I just live with the pain.
>renee slavery is bad
>now excuse me I need to use my children as living weapons like slaves
>>Thor
Anglos mispronounce that one anyway.
jokes on you im serbian and i named my kid after the leader of one of the biggest paramilitary units who commited shitton of warcrimes back in 90s
How about Tito ?
nah tito was croatian,and commies were against serbian nationalism
>GRRM responded to this blog post in 2013 with, "This guy gets it."
"Cristo" (Spanish for Christ) is a pretty common name in Latin America. Including South America.
Might Guy
>Grzegorz at least makes sense and you can realise the "z" is supposed to be silent
but it's not, the pronunciation is something like "gzhe-gozh"
>bzhenchischikevich
what's so hard about that
What about the ones named Kaley-C?
He did nothing wrong Adolf remember that.
ded
>Ars
Hehe, butt xD
But he was a mass murderer. Greeks owned the media and now he is known as a good boy, because greeks liked him.
Gods this makes me want to watch season 1 again
Why does he dress like a 70's gay leather fetishist
I am named after archangel Michael and I'm purging the darkness just fine.
My sides
...
Unreal keks
There are real mass murderer Kings who are commonplace names, far better than fictional ones imho.
There's a kid in my son's Kindergarden class with "Cloud" as his middle name
The guy's dad gave me a huge grin and said "it's a reference to FF7" like it was a huge secret
I'm annoyed that my wife wants to be friends with them
>When you name your kid Hitler because you're sure the German invasion of America will be glorious
Jesus Christ. I would have just told the other parents that I was a hippie or something.
They're huge hippies so I think that would have just made things worse.
By the way they were telling me that if they have a girl they're seriously considering naming her Brianna Arya as he first and middle name.
Best physician I ever worked with named Attila
tyre
>his name isn't linked to at least one mass murderer in history
namelets
Here's a helpful pronunciation video guide
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I'm colombian and I haven't met or hear of someone called Cristo, the closest name would be Cristofer but it's not the same. There's this last name Cristo but it's really rare. I don't think is common for cultural reasons, you have to be the biggest tryhard douche to name your son like that.
Could be worse. I knew a guy named Chauncey.
I once met a dark skinned mulatto/black dude whose name was unironically Hitler. He was ordering ice cream and when the clerk asked for his name he said Hitler, the girl laughed and asked his real name, the dude then took his ID and showed it to her saying "yeah, you can laugh now" and you could feel the humiliation.
But Alexander was a student of Aristotle and a conqueror, mostly undefeated in battle, and well respected. Mostly questionable thing he did was having Parmenion killed because of his son.
It's pretty common in Mexico and Brazil. I'm from Mexico and I've known my fair share of people named Daniel Cristo, Juan Cristo, José Cristo, etc.
>you have to be the biggest tryhard douche to name your son like that
Religious nut jobs are the biggest tryhards, though.
>tfw named after Archangel
Adolf here..
>your kids nickname is Caшa
good job
Holy fuck, now that's a blast from the past.
If that were the case I'd be more concerned that I'm in the giant shithole that is Russia
Based mutt
That's not even half as bad as the entire generation of little shits named after Harry Potter characters.
I'm sure Albus Severus will do well in high school.
school shooter
it boils down to "which part of the shit hole"
>Vladivostok
you get to be a weeb for free basically
>Siberia or anywhere east of Ural
well you are fucked
>Moscow
depression but ok if you are a sociopath
>western country side/southern black sea resort cities
pretty fucking laid back
She was never a good character. But she was always the YASS dragon girl
That has to be, as the left would call it, a "yikes" moment.
Nerevarine and Dovakhin if I ever got male twins
Calling my son CoC myself.
Are you a cook?
I don't believe you
show ID
this
It does
well Donald, if you wanna change your name, just do. Now, lemme finish this beer.
>names child after tv show
You're getting your ass kicked anyway for having a stupid name by kids who have no fucking idea what Game of Thrones is, just like if you'd been named Raistlyn or Squirrel Girl. The dumb name is the problem.
Naming your kid Thanos or Darkseid isn't really worse than naming them Batman or Superman. They're just fictional villains. The problem is the dumb names.
If you only knew how bad it can get....
I really want to buy a Dany POP
>”I was in the shed when your mother decided your name.”
For me, It's Michael the Archangel
I dont get it she's always been an immoral fucked bitch. This isnt the first time she killed innocent people. So obviously the parents naming their child khaleesi or whatever else dont care and never did
thats a lie!!
They are named after Grey Worm and Bastard Stark.
She’s going to get her face smashed in by my daughter, kek
>named after Might Casey from Casey at the Bat
>read the book as an adult
>he strikes out
Thanks Dad.
>Named after Steffi Graf
I'm not even mad. I lucked out.
>Gods
>"Cristo" (Spanish for Christ) is a pretty common name in Latin America
lies, it's like in asia everybody are called buda
I was named after my Grandpa who fought in WW2 and Vietnam.
My friend and his wife named their baby Arya a couple years ago.
I make a point to refer to her as Aragorn every time I see them.
You fucking imbeciles are undermine the stupidity of latinamerican religious nut jobs. We're talking about countries where "Maria" and "Guadalupe" are commonly used for both males and females just because of their religion.
KYS you fucking retards.
>wife wanted to name daughter after her mother Regina, but with a unique twist
>half heartedly suggested Reimu as a joke (wife doesn’t know what touhou is)
>wife loved it and we ended up naming her Reimu
>tfw named my half white half asian daughter Reimu and never told my wife where I got the name from
I named my dog Arya and even I feel a bit sorry for her now
someone post that screencap
Just like the people of King's Landing they get what they deserve.
>says girl clown
>is actually a boy clown
I guess that makes a lot of sense, now that I think about it.
Shut up, Adolf Hitler
Because Quantrill killed Unionists and Unionists aren't human
it's a clown world out there
don't forget to *HONK* her feminine penis
I'm still gonna name my kid daenerys/rhaegar. It's better than naming them something boring like MArk
>he strikes out
You might want to re-read it, since you don't seem to have grasped the major theme of the story.
>You shouldn't ask so many questions Daenerys, go play with your brother holocaust now.
Post pregnant Asian wife
In my school in Germany too and he had a retarded german surname so it doesn't fit.
>takes a shit on lancel for no reason at all
Fuckin based
>and Unionists aren't human
Have you picked a date yet?
based and natalitypilled
short for jackie
hahaahha
April 20th, 2033 at Hot Pie's tavern. Bring a horse, grey coat, and at least two revolvers.
I'm from memexico, fatass and I never cross with anyone named cristo (but jesus...at least one third)
:)
Goddamnit alex stop shitposting we've talked about this
#metoo if you consider doing good not being a COMPLETE loser, then yes. also, based name
based, I want to impregnate Anne Frank and escape from the n*zis with her to the South
>tfw named my half white half asian daughter Reimu and never told my wife where I got the name from
you always can tell that it's flower name user
All the kids are going to call Harry's son Fat Albert.
It's nice being in good company
I'm from Mexico too. I don't know which part of Mexico you're from, but I live in the state of Mexico and it's a common as fuck name over here.
wait what did I miss why is everyone lusting after Anne Frank now?
I hope u anons don't get killed by the cartel. Plz be safe
a blueblood title would help that something like Anakin von Hochburg. A fancy first name requires a fancy last name vice versa
She was symbolic of all that was tragic in the war.
/his/ left their containment board
xXxPussyslayerxXx
I hope they do.
>now
I'm sure there's an alternate timeline somewhere where Anne was a brutal axe-murderer
The one with the free games.
Little boys have fantasized about Anne Frank being pregnant since she was actually still alive
Can women be literal Hitler though? i don't think so.
He got old.
There were the children of hippies that had names like Starbreeze and Moonflower, though.
We actually named you that because we are really into incest.
Viserys, get in here.
I was born on the day the US invaded Grenada (October 25th, 1983) and I have yet to meet anyone named Han, Leia, or Obi-Wan
>There were the children of hippies that had names like Starbreeze and Moonflower, though.
At least those have a semblance of originality
Reporting.
Kelly C did nothing wrong.
>Daenarys Targaryen, first of her name
>She's not the only Daenarys
>The guy's dad
The grandfather was there too? I ask because most people do not refer to kindergarten aged males as guys...
>tfw named after alexander the great and not some shitty fictional character
i feel a little bit better now
you shut the hell up
Anakin is a pretty normal name, tho.
Except the Bible is an ancient religious text that has served as the basis of Western Civilization's values and traditions for 1,800 years. Not some fucking slick consumerist trash that will be forgotten in a few decades.
You should probably consider suicide
>be German
>name your kid after a genocidal mass murderer who kills pregnant Jewish girls
Didn't expect any less from the nefarious Hun
It's determined by kids on the playground making fun of it or not. Parents today are retarded and are willing to give kids names that guarantees that they get bullied just to satisfy their egos about muh kids are speehuul.
>itachi
>Parents decided to be comedians
>My first name is the same as my middle name is the same as my surname (think Tom Thomas Thomson)
I'll take being named after a fantasy mass murderer, thanks.
I know a guy named Akira. Like the anime. He's a black guy with a black nerd father. It's fucking hilarious.
NOW SHE'S A LITTLE BOY IN SPAIN
So they named their child after a woman who gets fucked on-screen in a pulp fantasy television show, and they only have regrets now after she turns into a baddie? Explain this logic.
>He's a black guy with a black nerd father.
Is his mother White/Asian?
NK
my wife doesn't know the difference between wanker geek and elitist geek either.
>5 years ago
>talking with normie friends about GoT
>discussing our favorite characters
>she mentions that Dany is one of her favorite characters
>I tell her my theory that Dany is secretly shaping up to be one of the big bads of the series
>"What?! No way, user. That'd be crazy."
>here we are now
This phenomena is fascinating. I thought it was fairly obvious that Dany might break bad at some point, but most fans couldn't see it coming at all. What exactly is it about her character/arc that fooled so many people into thinking she's a benevolent force? Aren't there countless tales about the dangers of desiring power? Of people doing bad things for the sake of the "greater good"? "The ends justify the means", etc.?
What was it about Dany's character that prevented people from seeing that in her?
when i read the books it seemed like it'd go that way
but the show beyond season 4 was incredibly cucked, so i didn't think they'd do it
D&D may be bad writers but at least they're based and redpilled
>basis of Western Civilization's values and traditions for 1,800
You drunk boy? That would be the Greeks.
this bullshit is completely irrelevant, literally nobody cares on the planet, including people that named their kids that way.
I always assumed GoT would end one of two ways
>Cersei goes full Mad Queen and burns King's Landing herself using wildfire in one final act of defiance. The horrors of the city's destruction finally teach Daenarys the lesson she needed to learn to become a truly good ruler
>Daenarys tries to burnt he Red Keep but accidentally destroys all of King's Landing because she's unaware of the Wildfire Plot and that there are caches all over the city
Turns out that last one was only half-wrong.
Top notch.
>tfw name is muhammad
I know that feel Dany, I know that feel
And what faith are the Greeks today?
Shut up and eat your dinner
not real greeks, those are slavic mutts
Post pregnant wife
>Parents decided to be comedians
Are they any good?
but she killed herself user
>fought in WW2 and Vietnam
How?
You're not Alexander!
>gets windpipe crushed
>she killed herself
Are you kidding? They'll all get bullied mercilessly.
kids get bullied at school anyways..............
ugly ass tomboy bich cant even fucking act or comprehend human emotions. Fuck GOT and anyone who likes it.
>Naming your son after the charismatic newly-elected chancellor
What's a good name for my cat Yea Forums?
well she had it coming
Do people really name their children after Game of Thrones characters? Lmao
DRAGON HITLER
As someone with two sons for whom their middle name plus last name make a portmanteau I am eager for the day they're old enough to understand wordplay and I can unleash a 10-year-in-the-making dad joke.
Hey Palpatine! Wanna go watch the Swoop Race?!
What names did you give them?
dont be foolish
she let out an angry sound made an angry face and let the dragon go to town
not only that but shes had perferct control up until now and also the whole episdoe i establishing that shes becoming darker and darker
>well she had it coming
How could you say something so vile?
I'm named after a bald greek.
My last name sounds phonetically like "tory" so their middle names are Terrance and Victor, so if abbreviated they'd sound like territory and victory.