No country for Old Men

bond really is just capeshit for boomers

>He threw his suit jacket on the ground in sheer frustration.
wow wow WOW

I'd rather watch the worst Bond film there is than any capeshit at all.

MI is the new Bond. Recent MI movies were far better than recent Bond movies.

Weigh your words carefully, that's Quantum of Solace you're talking about. You really wanna go down that path?

How do I get a body like he had in casino royale?

This.
I didn't mind casino royale and even bond spargo home alone but spectre was abysmal

I'd rather watch Quantum of Solace 3 times in a row than any of these latest feature lenght videogame capeshit flicks yes.

He's a good actor but you can just feel how superior he feels to the whole action genre.

He doesn't want to make an action film he just wants to act.

This is why people love tom cruise stuff so much his enthusiasm for throwing himself around and putting himself in danger comes through the screen it's great fun to watch but seeing daniel fucking Craig drag himself around begrudgingly makes me fucking hate bond.

Hiddleston needs to be Bond. He is perfect.

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That film was put on hold for months because Tom is a madman. This isn't the first injury Craig has had though. You've got to respect both Craig and Cruise for their work, only women fail to understand their dedication.

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Just more time to bang Ana.

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I thought spectre was his last

the names Bond...

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Quantum of Solace is better than any MCU film
Better than Mad Max Fury Road even

Just Bond

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>aids bond

Cant act

tick tock bond

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Him or Dan Stevens.

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This dude is literally a 10/10 in terms of looks so I'm not trying to come across as seething but it doesn't make sense to me why he doesn't look good in suits.

Cruise is literally insane though.

He used to when he was slimmer, but his traps and shoulders are so huge now he looks awkward. Or maybe he gets his suits off the shelf or has a shit tailor.

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actual lunatic. crossover with Knoxville when?

ffs, recast already. We have been discussing who should be next bond since 2010

I liked Quantum of Solace. Excellent pleb filter.

Should just go to Savile Row he has the money for loads of suits.

I think shit tailor but I could be wrong. I think the problem with is that the bottom part is cut as if it's for a fat person, doesn't follow his v-taper at all

Dan stevens bond would be kino

I have a double ankle injury right now. Fuck James Blonde but it genuinely hurts I still can't stand or even sit without pain a week and half later.

Clive Bond

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He'd be perfect. The Man from UNCLE 2 when?

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No hope. He got BTFOed by Barbara Broccoli, she flat out said he's 'too smug' and not tough enough.
She'd be right too.

He's perfect.

youtube.com/watch?v=mznz6zUIiF4

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If not Cavill I'd be up for Cillian Murphy, given they go back to dark hair.

Daniel Craig is left wing.

He is therefore weak.

Worst Bond

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Thats really nice fight choreography for an american film. i might need to check the MI movies out

Wasn't bad.

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>nerdfitness.com/blog/how-to-look-like-daniel-craig-in-casino-royale/
That was hard

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Lmfao

Cavill as 007
Idris as 009

damn, Tommy is thicc as fuck

>*cocks fists*

This dude seems like a total cunt to be around

>When you break your ankle but finish the scene anyway
Absolute chad

He may be ceazy but hes extreamly ta;ented and ind idf the besxt n rge industry

Here's your new bond.

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>51 years old
HOW?

user are you having a stroke

He's been possessed by Xenu.

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kek. what a punk!

how come everyone else does faggy green screen shit but with Cruise the producers are like "oh yeah we'll just make him literally jump from a plane for this 15sec scene lmao"?

Because Cruise is basically his own producer and literally fires insurance companies from his films if they don't allow him to do a dangerous stunt he wants to do and just finds another one.

Because Tom Cruise for all of his psychosis actually respects his audience.

Say that to my face and not online and see what happens.

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Imagine having to work with this nutcase.

This

>all of these seething cucks stating they would rather watch Quantum of Shit over any "shitty liberal mcu capeshit huuurrr"
Lmao you fucking pussies act exactly like that liberal fucks you despise so much.
Stating that "every MCU movie a shit" because there are liberals/leftists that work on the production is absolute coping shit.

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IIRC he also tore the meniscus in his knee and had a shoulder labrum tear in one of the previous movies.
Definitely not the luckiest guy in terms of stunts.

>starts talking about le liberals out of nowhere
brain damaged /pol/ tranny

Capeshit is basically feature lenght videogame cutscenes made for (man)children, I'm neither a child or a manchild so ofcourse I won't consume such chinese rendered garbage no matter the political orientation of the whatever puppet director the studio hires.

So, when is the James Bond/Mission Impossible crossover going to happen?

I mean, Tom is not getting any younger.

Aren't crossovers the big thing nowadays?

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Casino Royale is a classic.
Skyfall is the best fucking Bond film ever made.

Mission Impossibles have been pretty solid and the stunt work is a league of its own, but have never had any emotional or dramatic depth.
Craig Bond has better highs.

Henry as Bond, Armie Hammer as Felix Leiter.

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Not him, but thinking comic books and their subsequent adaptations are aimed strictly at children and can't present a univerally good narrative is just retarded.
There's people like Eric Butts, who are admittedly embarrassing to look at, but then there's insecure narrow-minded assholes like you who are x10 worse.

>plebeian pretending to be patrician
>deflects
Please, you probably fap to trap porn.

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can't bruise the cruise, baby.

Massively triggered autism

>MI is the new Bond

Only as long as Cruise is around. Once he's gone then there's no one I can think of who can carry the franchise like he has. Bond will continue to plod along, sometimes hitting highs, sometimes not.

What?

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>for an American film
Shoo shoo slavcuck, nobody likes you or your opinions.

Ilsa Faust, is she supposed to be a 00 agent? She is an MI6, right?

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>Skyfall is the best fucking Bond film ever made
It's not even the best Craig bond film

I like him and his opinion.

>implying that american action flicks are world-renowned for their fight choreography

Kek. Damn this is hella accurate

They can provide a good narrative and be made well cinematically, they just aren't. Nothing since spiderman 2 has been worth watching. All of the MCU can be thrown in the garbage.

I don't know why they don't play up to that and revolve more of his stories around Russia. Yeah it's been done to death in past Bond films but it must be better that muh South American water or muh homosexual cyber terrorist.

Daniel Craig Vladimir Putin biopic when?

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his heel is taller than that women's heel

wait so you're telling me that every new bond movie isn't a reboot of the last one, that there's... continuity?

Warhammer film when?

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They should reboot bond and set it at the height of the cold war in eastern Europe.

Tom is such a fucking champ.

>51
>Wears sneakers
You get paid millions of dollars to portray a rich well dressed figure, everyone else with you is wearing clothing worth thousands, and you show up wearing fucking sneakers as a 51 year old man
I can't wait until his career dies once he stops getting his dick sucked by Sony

>once he stops getting his dick sucked by Sony

Sony hasn't had anything to do with Bond for years. If anyone is sucking his dick it's Barbara Broccoli.

good lord that thing second from right must have been taken from the natural history museum

>"is that a gun in your heel or are you just happy to see me, mr grant?"

should have been colin firth all along. fuck 3deep5me blond man

patrician choice

is this supposed to look not horrible? because it doesn't.

good choice

Bond? Yes, I was called that a long time ago. But to return? No. These days I have other... interests.

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HE PROBABLY ALSO HITS RACHEL WEISZ ALL THE TIME

YOU HEARD IT HERE FOLKS

"BOND GOES MENTAL ON SET"

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Have you seen more than one of them? Fuck you're retarded. There was even full continuity between actors until Craig.

Yeah we all know your kind of interests.

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Shit on Tom all you want for his real life, but the man is an absolute based chad when it comes to doing his job. I give him a ton of credit for that

I wonder if they'll explore Bond's newfound trouble with erectile dysfunction in this one.

>Martini with a side of Cialis... shaken, not stirred.

>sprained ankle
So, for a few days?

Pleb stays: filtered

holy shit look at his left leg, it looks like it gets fucked up real hard
how is he standing after that?

It's because he's absolutely enormous.
I think Cavill would be the perfect Bond. Watch The Man from U.N.C.L.E and you'll see
But he's so big he would just seem out of place as Bond

wait that scene was real?
holy fuck, this guy is mental

Never twisted an ankle before? Big deal, a week or so and back to normal

holy shit tom is a bad ass

>no love for the mummy
hands down the most underrated cruise action movie

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>break your foot
>finish the scene anyway

absolute mad lad

>suit too big in the middle
>awkwardly cut
>sleeves too short
Who do literal millionaires not get bespoke suits from top tier tailors, especially if they live in England where the top tailors are?

It takes some people to realize that something fucked up a certain part of their body, and that's when the body reacts accordingly. It's like those cartoons where you only fall when you look down.

he didnt even do that on purpose and the director liked it so he told him to do it again in the multiple shots after he did it

they haven't been that bad since the Bourne movies

this guy has so much energy.

>The name's bond, James Bond.

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Every stunt he does is real. He also did the helicopter stunt in that same movie.

Quantum of Solace was pretty kino, don't know why people say it's bad. Unuronically enjoyed it more than Casino Royale.

bruh rebecca ferguson is hot as heck

They fucking missed the opportunity by not making him Bond in 2006... he was the perfect man to pay him... instead they went with this weak chinned goblin...they didn’t even offer him the role.

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Its not like the old movies, boi. Nowadays its running and action. Try filming a scene multiple tries with a broken ankle.
Btw you made this turned contemporary movies into action shluck.

Is this the new MI movie? Looks based af.

I'd ask her to watch The Night Manager and reconsider...

>sperging out over Chucks

Go back to /fa/g

QoS is indeed pleb filter, only faggot plebs like the film

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Who watches James Bond besides Tory voters in London, Birmingham, Bristol and Brighton and Glasgow?

Because Cruise is an SSS lister that does whatever the fuck he wants and will fire any faggot that tells him not to do the stunts he wants to.

so whose the cuckhold those Broccoli cunts have suckered into directing?

based Corey Joji Fukanigga

Why are bongs such fucking vaginas?
>twists ankle a little bit
>production halted
meanwhile
>Tom Cruise literally breaks his ankle
>kept right on filming the scene and runs on broken ankle

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Nice bait. Bond in the books does nothing that an ordinary man couldn't. Thats why he ends up in the hospital for months at the end of each book

Started with ceazy and finished with besxt n rge, based user

poor tom, just wants to die so he can be free from scientology

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Are you under a rock? There's been 3 bond movies with craig ever since casino royale.