Holy shit

I'm so fucking hyped for Kinoddin.

and it shits all over the legacy os Disney being a classic animation studio. The whole point of their animated classics was that they were timeless and kids could watch them with their kids and their kids for generations.

who's that thot friend of jasmine?

I like the fact its more live action stuff than CGI. They could have just greenscreened the whole damn thing

>H-ha!
>uh-huh
does he have to do this with every song?
glad they actually are just redoing the already good song instead of doing some big willy version, but it kind of sounds weird having him sing it
also sounds like they just overlaid the will smith vocals on the already complete song.
i realize these are recorded separately but it doesn't sound blended well.

This basically.
Also he keeps making bad movies but somehow I still find him really likable.

The song is fine but everything else is so boring. Where the hell is the spectacle?

>he's got seventy five golden camels
>makes money sign with fingers
clearly she's a jew

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For a live-action version -- it's decent enough. Shame Disney is creatively bankrupt and is just milking all its classics by redoing them in vastly inferior ways. Any talent is wasted here -- Will Smith would have likely been much better playing a comedic role in an original animated musical.

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Is there a YouTube Link? I want to watch.

RIGHT ON
RIGHT ON

He seems to be one of the few genuinely likeable actor celebrities.

Jesus just end this shitty live action remakes please

It has more cgi elephants then the Golden Company. That's a start.

is the genie gonna have some fun with jasmine?

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That was fucking soulless but it made me remember the original.

that's one of his trademarks. it's big willie style

how to save will smith career

youtube.com/watch?v=_zXKtfKnfT8

make wild wild west 2 instead.

The auto tune is pretty thick

It'd be fine if the music had more going on. Will Smith sounds like he's going through the motions and the rest of it is really simplistic. Its fine otherwise though, kind of low budget but that's okay.

Smith gets needs more bass in his voice. Honestly should've let real singers voice over the musical portions like older musicals

There's no energy to it. Will smith just kinda stands there and moves forward very slowly, did he break his legs the day before filming? Gives the whole thing this cheap, tired vibe. He should have been running around at the front, acting excited and shit, instead of just standing there turning slowly every now and again.

song sounds really boring and flat.

Damn, that's really bland.

Character-wise, looks like a handmaid, name is apparently Dalia, probably meant to act as a stand-in so Jasmine isn't just having one-sided conversations with a CGI Rajah. Actress is Nasim Pedrad.

She's half-Indian. Not surprising that a product of race mixing is going to race mix even more. It's in the genes.

Some 20 years ago, a spanish acquaintance had his son study in a private school the US. He met Will Smith (I think his son was also in that school) and became friends. Whenever Will Smith is promoting something in Spain, he always makes time to go visit that person. I think it's rather nice.

It's alright. As I was watching it, I appreciated more as a musical production. Like what you might see on a stage, but ramped up. In that regard, it would be a good show, and I'm sure that's the appeal. I imagine it will do great in international markets.

all arab women are like this though

>uh huh uh huh uh huh yea ye yea
so they still couldn't get him to cut the nigger bullshit to play alladin.
Fuck Will Smith is the most loathsome actor on the planet.

There's literally nothing happening. This is why I fucking hate live action musicals.

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>Black American who got famous for doing rap in the 80s and 90s
>You find the need to cry that he blacked it up
I dunno what to tell you, this would be like complaining about Jackie Chan playing Chopsticks with drop kicks.

Those first couple of top comments by the same two people. How sad.

yeah, I worked on a fairground ride last summer and the amount of young kids that even today know all the lyrics to classic Disney songs. That shit will never die. They even just released a new single with that paki zayn malik and some white girl with dreads singing a whole new world. You can barely understand them.

Literally nothing wrong with it. Not that I will watch it, but still.

I'd expect him to be dancing and jiving, its kind of his thing right?

would you fuck off Cole Plante?

youtube.com/watch?v=AIEZkBR1yWw

In 7th Grade we had an assignment in one of my classes where we had to write to a person/company, basically to practice professional writing. Some people got promotional goodies from companies, I wrote to Will Smith, didn't expect anything. Four years later I got a letter back from him, it sounded pretty generic but seeing as it was just a letter from a 7th grader that pretty much said "I like your movies," I was surprised to get anything back at all from him. He's based in my book.

>and suddenly everyone voted Hitler into power

I’m so fucking exhausted of hating everything. Just let me enjoy this.

was the song always this fucking slow? why is it so monotone and slow.

>Sultan isn't Danny DeVito in brownface

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my naive little nigger, that was his PA writing that.

It's a song and Will Smith is not a good singer, he's a bad rapper.

Will Smith is 50 years old

youtu.be/aEryAoLfnAA

look at how much soul it has.

>hol up hol up hol up
>ay yo Alan Menken
>those badly photoshopped pictures
>that shitty early 90s turntablist beat
lmao this is hilarious

It's become a meme but this is honestly soulless. There's just no energy to it at all

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Because it means one less financial quarter where they actually have to be creative and come up with something new that is interesting enough to draw in crowds. As long as they can keep milking nostalgia and turning a profit, they won't have a single original thought show up in their minds. The people in charge only create original content when they are forced to.

Pretty much this. But the problem for me is that it fails at spectacle in the context of both a movie production and a stage show. It lacks the raw energy and clever choreography you'd find in live performances, and it really doesn't properly utilize any big budget effects and camera freedom that could only be pulled off in a movie version. It's a poor hybrid that lacks the draws and technical impressiveness of either.

youtube.com/watch?v=ui40dB0YZ3I

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why is it so slow

I swear the cartoon song was way more upbeat

absolutely soulless

Yeah, I don't disagree. That Genie looks fucking awesome too, that's a good costume for the character.

That actor for Aladdin looks super awkward.

>People replying to the tweet are tearing it a new asshole
>The majority of Yea Forums itt seem to be ok with it
Is this just Yea Forums being contrarian again?

>didn't make a suicide squad rap
What a wasted opportunity

>youtube.com/watch?v=ui40dB0YZ3I
goddamn that's impressive
i'm not usually a musical guy either but that was excellent

What are you, stupid? Everyone calling it soulless and shitting on Wil

He's meant to be awkward in that scene. It's his first time in the spotlight

Yea Forums is astroturfed by all major studios
plenty of shills here promoting and making their product look good

wow
will smith can't hold a fucking note for shit
how the fuck did this fucker ever get into the music industry

Not in the original

there's something off about modern film and the ultra sharp quality.

everything always looks likes I'm watching behind the scenes footage on set, or god forbid television rather than an actual film.

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There are like 100 people tops in there. I was expecting something a bit more impressive. If brazilian monkeys can get a million guys dancing for Carnaval, Disney should too.

UNDERRATED

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They really should have tried to adapt the stage musical's big band jazz fusion for film instead of trying to 1:1 it with Will Smith instead. That would have been actually interesting and fresh to see: youtube.com/watch?v=qv0mPlzRtPo

While we're at it, they REALLY should have gone with trying to adapt the stage version of Lion King. Screw general audiences' pleb tastes, the broadway show was visually kino as fuck.

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I miss technicolor so fucking much bros...

His voice just doesn't fit the scene. He needs to be halfway shouting and the autotune is too obvious.

The fuck? It looks like a car insurance ad.

I'm not gonna link to all of them, but just look at the top 4 posts ITT, then there's a bunch more peppered in throughout the thread. I'm not saying it's all positive, but I'm surprised at how lenient Yea Forums is being with it, especially compared to twitter where almost all the replies seem negative.

lol this looks like some shitty casino resort show
cheap as fuck, empty and shitty acting
not yet released and it's already bombed
congrats dysmal

why did they alter the lyrics from
>brush up your Sunday Salaam
to
>brush up your Friday Salaam
my autism demands to know.

but this isn't happy or stupid, it's weak and soulless. ok, it's stupid too. faggot shill.

Quirky comic relief bff

this looks like a shitty bollywood movie.

who's the jasmin actress she looks hot.

seems fine. not bad, but not great either

because Friday is the rest day for musims

The stage show is so good, it's amazing how shit this is. Imagine being one of the guys playing Genie on stage and knowing that Will Smith earned more for this piece of shit performance than you, all the other dancers, the orchestra and stage hands after an entire stage run combined.

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DISGUSTANG

plebs want this shit these films make billions

I was trying to put my finger on precisely what kind of bland vibes this was projecting, and that's pretty spot on. How fucking pathetic is it that a Canadian donut chain can muster more energy in their performance and shots to promote mediocre coffee than Disney could do with a few million dollars using one of the industry's best teams with one of their more memorable songs that's literally written to be a massive spectacle: youtube.com/watch?v=PZJ7nuJPn58

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50 isn't geriatric tier, I mean if he worked construction for the past 30 years I could understand but this ain't it chief.

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More like Prince Autotune

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gotta save on cgi costs somehow

>twitter.com/IGN/status/1128148429929164805

Lol the ad is actually much better and closer to how in the animation where there is constant change between different folks and the interaction with the parade.
Like the user before said it neither has the energy and choreagraphy of the live performance nor uses the freedom and increased budget of a movie.
It's looks like some someone filmed the sunday parade on disney world.

Man, I don't often use the "soul vs soulless" meme, but this really feels so lifeless. All these live action remakes just seem INCAPABLE of doing the originals justice. They don't even do anything original, the most original thing here is some lyrical alterations and Will Smith working his late 90's schtick.

because they made money? Put yourself in their position. Would you put effort in trying to be creative, innovative or something when you can just defecate and make a billion?

Pretty sure they make these movies mostly to protect their ip claims with said content. Disney is one of if not the biggest lobby towards copyright extensions.

He sounds so fucking dead inside.
Pills and booze combo suicide when?

why is the genie black? I thought he was supposed to be blue?

If this is an indication of how "wild" they're going to go with their spectacle, it doesn't bode well for Lion King nor the rest of the movie itself

Not an excuse, he literally filmed an action movie that comes out this same year

Pretty much this: It's more or less what I expect from a live action version? I like that it's colourful and not just brown and beige. The biggest flaw I have is will smith inserting his "Aha, aha!" in between his singing parts.

But other than that, I'm not sure what folks are complaining about with this clip?

Nah not even about comparing it to rw it's just that it looks like a very dull uninspiring souless remake especially compared to the more bombastic Bollywood kino and western original cartoon

What the FUCK has Smith been doing to his kid?

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the objectively superior version

It's a symbol of Jewish victory over Islam.

Islam was brought to "the west" to die.

This movie is just so boring not even in any which way it's worse than watching your average Bollywood musical which is a million more times energetic and interesting than this dull cash grab
Fu k this movie it looks like it was made on a streaming budget not a big Hollywood movie
How is a shitpost ytmv better than the actual movies music?

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>>makes movies no one wants
>>also holds 7 of the top 10 grossing movies

Son just say they're making movies YOU don't want

His casting was the problem, retard

The parade's direction is actually pretty good but the music is worse than I expected despite already low expectations.

They dont even have Genie turning into different people to spread gossip ffs

Naomi Scott

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Gotta keep up those trademarks

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slower than the original and lacks a lot of the energy and pop

The sound mixing seems off. Like Will Smith isn't loud enough and it doesn't even sound like a musical number

dru hill should sing in the aladdin not will the fucking rapper

Reminds me of the new version of "A Whole New World" as it is equally as soulless compared to the original
youtube.com/watch?v=rg_zwK_sSEY

looks ok, will smith sounds like shit

Because that director and crew actually have talent and passion as artists unlike nu Disney
And this too
Like why not try something different.
Just such a waste of talent even will smoth I feel is wasted his just so flat in this

I recently listened to "It's a Hard Knock Life" from the black Annie that was released a few years ago and it's unbearable. Just a bunch of nigger children shouting into a microphone. Remaking a musical is doubly dumb because people always love the original songs.

you think he held on to your letter for four years? I was just some assistant clearing out the backlog, should thank him/her instead

You greatly underestimate how many retarded Disney moms there are.

Why Jasmine has a white slave girl?

Make way-- haha!
For the fresh prince Ali-- woo!

Dumb dancing nigger

>Cockney accent

youtube.com/watch?v=wP59wn146ic

My wang has completely retracted.

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>>Sultan isn't Danny DeVito in brownface

This

who is this in the movie, his mom?

Is it even shot on film anymore? Everything is shot on digtial cameras now

>It lacks the raw energy and clever choreography you'd find in live performances
If Aladdin looked like this I'd have the biggest hard-on for it
youtu.be/tzRFLMn4kpM

imagine having this available as your source material for what an authentic ethnic movie looks like, then you just paint Will Smith blue and film in a backlot

legit not enough sfx.

the only interesting part is the ostriches.

you can't compete with the ludicrous dynamism of animated stuff with what is effectively a broadway adaptation.

It sounds fine what the fuck are you even complaining about

>why can’t I hold all this indiasploitation

man I love 2d animation
maybe we get another renaissance when zoomers see how much soulless trash real live remakes are

Zoomers have no souls so I don't see it happening.

I'm not seeing the problem here. Will Smith entertaining as always.

It's crazy how much 2D animation doesn't age.
As a kid in the 90s I watched The Three Caballeros.
I always assumed that movie was released in the 90s.
Recently I looked it up again.
The Three Caballeros was released in 1944, before fucking World War II had even ended.

Live action can age, CGI ages very quickly by comparison, but 2D animation is the longest lasting.
I think this is due to it essentially being drawings and paintings, there's no real way for them to look bad in retrospect.
In fact looking back on disney films the only times they have aged poorly are when they cheaped out and used CGI, take Hunchback of Notre Dame for example.

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we will never get high end 2D animation like this again

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or this

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Jesus I hate the way he is singing so much . On one hand he is too show offy with his voice, on the other hand her seems to fall asleep and just mumbles words.
The also both not even seem to understand what words they are singing and what emotions they are supposed to convey. They could have sung the alphabet.
What an abomination.

I still want to know why they picked the ugliest actor for Aladdin. He is hairy, too old, looks like a typical South Indian/Pakistani. I’d have just picked a handsome well known actor like Zac Efron and said ‘fuck it’ to the blue tick mouth breathers who think film & tv should be run like a Communist hell.

Hi paid Disney shill.

I don't even want to see it. Just please tell me it's not a rap song.

This.

Hi zoomer eat my shit

Because the Beauty and the Beast remake made an assload of money

It's not rap. It's also not good.

I forgot how much I loved Aladdin.

Oof, hit a nerve I see

there is zero energy in this compared to the cartoon

it took 9/11 and two wars to make us care

yikes, eat my shit ^_^

>this is the best musical perfomance Will Smith could do
Pathetic desu. He's just phoning it in for a quick paycheck.

>Hip Hop beat
>Static camera
>No magic shit happening
Well....its not bad but its not good either
Still it doesn't at all live up to the animated version

This.

>2
It's not 2007

christ the fucking autotune. also his adlibs are terrible

Just let me consume crap! Get some standards

There are tons of better made old movies to watch. More than you’ll ever get through in a lifetime

Big Willie style is the only good thing about the movie

this is fucking awful!! Way to fuck a classic cartoon movie

Why will Smith tho.. why not someone that can sing

>its not bad
yes it is lol

Wait...her name is Naomi Scott? So have poo, half joo?!

They tried traditional animation with treasure planet and princess and the frog and the movies flopped while their 3d animation movies make a ton. So they tried making the old traditional animation movies into live action remakes and they sold a lot.

Basically everyone are plebs and don't want drawn shit anymore, just animated plebbery.

>cartoon version
>the genie is energetic, bouncing around and turning into all sorts of other characters and creatures
>live action version
>will smith is so stiff and unenthusiastic, lazily singing the lyrics to the point where he has to get other people to sing along (even his patented "woo" and "yeah uh huh" are so bored); he's clearly just in it for a paycheck because scientology ain't cheap
God this shit SUCKS.

Now let's compare to a real musical

youtube.com/watch?v=wugWGhItaQA
youtube.com/watch?v=TwC5l35NLgs

Notice something? Yeah, shit actually happens

>Disney release unedited shit on internet
>OMG DO NOT WANT TO CONSUME
>then Disney put real footage in the movie
>OMG THEY LISTENED US THEY'RE OUR FRIENDS I WANT TO CONSUME THEIR STUFF NOW

hehe thanks for the shekels goym

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it's not rap, it's just crap

Song's fine, scene isn't
>cartoon genie zip zaps around and new people are constantly poofing in as they parade through the street
>indifferent citizens are won over as they song goes on

Newsflash, kids. Disney was never good. You only think the "renaissance" was good because of nostalgia.

Let's face it. No musical number will ever best this classic

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wow you're so mature and refined

What do you mean? Studios don't do polls before making movies.

That was weak as shit.
>doesn't have the interaction with the crowd that was in the movie
Why even bother with the movie if you're not going to try? The "thousand bad guys with swords" line was amidst other lines where the genie is zapping around the crowd wording the next line to what the person he's next to would like.

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But we all know anyone who calls something "soulless" doesn't have a valid opinion on anything

Turks enslaved white woman to be their harem slaves

I'm sure arabs may have done it too

For comparison: youtube.com/watch?v=pi_Ocd9IALc

Not gonna happen. Soon we'll lose all the knowledge on 2d animation with the old animators dying out.

Will Smith seems determined to torpedo his acting career. Why?

New one is objectively better

This movie isn't aimed at Yea Forums's demographic

No wonder it's hated

>even arabs are being replaced by niggers now
HAHAHA

Why didn't they get Bollywood to do these scenes?
This is literally a no brainer.

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>Yea Forums hates it
Congratulations Disney on your next billion dollar movie

this, OP is a baiting fag

This

Yea Forums is NEVER right

>Sultan isnt Danny Devito cosplaying Phil from hercules but wearing brownface and a turban

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>The check was the right amount

ftfy

It's literally free money
They're just making a worse version of a movie people have already seen, and making a billion dollars off of it. If you could get that much of a reward for being that creatively bankrupt, why wouldn't you?

>nobody wants
>makes 1 bil $
cool story bro, just stop asking this stupid question

Hoooly shit that is some schlock.

Japan/India Aladdin when?
youtube.com/watch?v=PDHCLjuOzXY

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It isn't just a re-release off the original Aladdin in theatres that would probably still give decent numbers and would cost Disney nothing outside of marketing.

Honestly, even would be better.
At least Indians know how to put a parade to screen.

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youtube.com/watch?v=PmvT7B3u7I

whoops fucked up this is the version with soul youtube.com/watch?v=PmvT7B3u7II

Based black people.

Unironically, these actors are way too white. The crowds and especially the women don't look arab at all.

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It's not bad, it's just obviously inferior and with much less personality than the cartoon version.

i predict the same

what the fuck are they mumbling for?

looks like he wants to be a gay xxxtentacion lmao

dude right? There's so many disney movies I didn't realize happened so long ago. When I was growing up I just thought they were current releases.

Hunchback of Notre Dame real life remake when? Who's gonna play Frollo? Who's gonna play Clopin?

You can watch films made by Cartoon Saloon, they're 2D hand drawn and I think they're gorgeous

He's not blue anymore?

People only want to see things they have seen before. They like Aladdin, they like Will Smith.

I'll probably watch this since Aladdin is my favorite Disney movie of all time, but god what a piece of soulless trash it looks like it's going to be. They took so much personality out of the genie in this scene, the singing sucks, it looks boring as fuck. I'm sad. But I'll watch it either way. I don't think I'll pay for a ticket though, fuck you Disney.

Can someone tell me what happened in the past 20 years

I no longer understand the world nor respect it

in the original he's not blue in that scene either because he's undercover as the prince's herald or whatever

too much feedwater, get him to the infirmary

leave the basement and see for yourself

You can't make me

ITS SO FUCKING SLOW

It's like they took the original song and just slowed it to a snails pace and/or they directed it so it looks like nothing is happening throughout the entire clip.

I would like a gif of 0:43-0:44

It's kinda ok I guess. Sounds and looks a lot more boring than the animated version though.

Imagine being mediocre director Guy Richie in this scene. Standing behind the camera waving your arms and clapping and big fake stupid smile on your face pretending to feel Will Smiths performance in this scene. His 50 year old old man voice raspy and tired, stripped of any semblance of pitch after years of reluctantly going down on Jada Pinkett. Imagine being Guy Richie having to tell Will "What the Hell is that smell" Smith that damn hes got range and that hes suuuuch a box office hit because both black AND white people like him. The anger and frustration of pretending to not notice the Scientoligists rambling around your set smiling and cheering Big Will on and poking you in the ribs to get you to play along in this disgusting act. Having to tell Will "I let Jazzy die" Smith that hes so young at heart and THIS, THIS movie will cement him a franchise he can really make his own. Imagine being Guy Richie and having to pretend to ignore the fact that Will "Relatable Millionaire" Smith has never been in anything good besides Fresh Prince and even then it was only because the 90s were fucking cringy and that he's suck soooooo bad, ignore the fact he sucked in Suicide Squad and ignore he took part in I am Legend, a bastardization of one of the last good writers in the 21st century. No, Imagine being Guy Richie and having to direct Will "My kids are doomed" Smith and saying you got it buddy! And high fiving him which he insists on doing after every take because "the 90s were ALL about that high fives" imagine being Guy Richie not directing a decent movie because you have this geezer saying "uh huh huh uh yeah ok uh uh uh uhhh" every 5 goddamned minutes. Fuck not even Orsen Wells in his drunken stupor could direct this awful man to a proper line delivery. God Imagine being Guy Richie and stuck in Disneys endless loop of recycled content. You can't speak up or your soul will be thrown into Xenus volcano. imagine wanting to Die so bad

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Imagine the meltdown and memes when Arya is cast in Hunchback... As Esmeralda.

Haha, whoo hooo, help out your mom and dad by getting a job so you can help pay for school supplies, what what hahaaaaa

>Slow

The actual length of the segment is the same but everything about the scene makes it drag.

The original had better movement, jokes, character beats and action - while here the characters barely fucking move and everything feels so empty and lifeless.

Imagine being mediocre director Guy Richie in this scene. Standing behind the camera waving your arms and clapping and big fake stupid smile on your face pretending to feel Will Smiths performance in this scene. His 50 year old old man voice raspy and tired, stripped of any semblance of pitch after years of reluctantly going down on Jada Pinkett. Imagine being Guy Richie having to tell Will "What the Hell is that smell" Smith that damn hes got range and that hes suuuuch a box office hit because both black AND white people like him. The anger and frustration of pretending to not notice the Scientoligists rambling around your set smiling and cheering Big Will on and poking you in the ribs to get you to play along in this disgusting act. Having to tell Will "I let Jazzy die" Smith that hes so young at heart and THIS, THIS movie will cement him a franchise he can really make his own. Imagine being Guy Richie and having to pretend to ignore the fact that Will "Relatable Millionaire" Smith has never been in anything good besides Fresh Prince and even then it was only because the 90s were fucking cringy and that he's suck soooooo bad, ignore the fact he sucked in Suicide Squad and ignore he took part in I am Legend, a bastardization of one of the last good writers in the 21st century. No, Imagine being Guy Richie and having to direct Will "My kids are doomed" Smith and saying you got it buddy! And high fiving him which he insists on doing after every take because "the 90s were ALL about that high fives" imagine being Guy Richie not directing a decent movie because you have this geezer saying "uh huh huh uh yeah ok uh uh uh uhhh" every 5 goddamned minutes. Fuck not even Orsen Wells in his drunken stupor could direct this awful man to a proper line delivery. God Imagine being Guy Richie and stuck in Disneys endless loop of recycled content. You can't speak up or your soul will be thrown into Xenus volcano. imagine wanting to Die so bad as much as Robin Williams

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>boy, genuflect
>ha ha ha
>fellas
>now the ladies
>a ha a ha a ha
>everybody help me out
well this is dumb

Poo in loos would unironically make a much better film, they specialize in high spectacle musicals.

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I completely agree with all of you. Will Smith is very likeable and based as fuck. I always love Will Smith no matter what.

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Had to close it. Disgraceful. That song and scene have so much energy in the cartoon. This is so subdued and lazy and the singing and music is just worse.
Any moron that willingly gives Disney money for this deserves a bullet to the brain.

I completely agree with you. Bollywood specialises in high-spectacle musicals.

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i would have paid bollywood music composers instead what is this trash

Just want to point out emma watson cant sing for shit and beauty and the beast made a bazillion dollars

You are both correct. Aladdin will make a billion dollars, just like Beauty And The Beast did. Also, Yea Forums is the reverse /pol/ because Yea Forums is always wrong.

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This is absolutely awful and even the twitter normies in that thread hate it.

Except one guy and what a surprise, hes a nobody with a blue checkmark. Its very practical that there is a sign marking everyone whos a paid shill

I'm so tired of WIl Smith

this is based. Energy is so much higher than shitty Will Smith

I completely agree with you, it's based as fuck.

Dont watch fucking trash. Torrent it if you have to, dont give a dime to the soulless Mouse

So you just choose the make the same movie...but inferior? and people will buy tickets for this shit?

is this real, or is the box office a scam?

it looks like everything I love about bollywood movies but without the energy
like a half-hearted spectacle

will smith tryna sing a disney song

reminds me of this:youtu.be/B0Rau01wbeo?t=210

what the fuck was the appeal of new Beauty And The Beast?

I don't know, I never saw it. But if shit like that can make a billion dollars, so can Aladdin 2019.

His brand is built upon "black guy, but not old and stuck up, but not a thug". His image is managed to make your perceive him like that. Not to say he isn't nice, but he clearly has negative qualities such as being so egotistic that he tried to make both of his children have movie and music careers like him because he didn't want to just be famous, he wanted to breed famous too.

Kind of underwhelming. Should have been some muilon rouge type shit.

its not even original. Not an ounce of anything new. You are copying the animated movie, in inferior live action.

I thought...maybe they'd just stick to the story and fill it out a bit more. More dialogue, deliver the songs but in excessive prop and CGI.
e.g. prince ali song, instead a fuckton of cgi to make him look really baller. loads of animals, and really stunning cinematography to capture the scale of the genies power.
no, it looks like crap, which is embarassing and 50% of the cringe. it literally looks like a theatre set.

and then will smith holds nothing to the electricity and animatedness of Robins performance. Not even a spec. Will Smith is making a fool of himself.

I'm stunned people are working on this shit, and dont want to blow their brains out on the uncreativity of this. Literally slave monkeys copying an existing product and putting effort to make a shiny turd. They didnt even think 'oh wait, this shit is literally the animated movie'.

The director didn't even think...oh wow, i get to remake the classic alaadin. cool. for the prince ali scene, lets be inspired by bollywood, and include a huge ass parade of dancers, and festival music. Lets cool it with the references and focus purely on the legend itself.

What can we do to improve, that we were restricted by in the animated version:
>more realistic character nuances and expressions.
>better romance
>more brutalness
>focus on the soceital issues of agrabah, the struggles of jasmin and poor boy alaadin.

half the effort should be on story, the genie should be alaadins break. Not fuckin will smith performing a insulting imitation of robins performance. genie should be used to show how well his powers help alaadin, and him being a little unhelpful with the over-doing of his powers.

not an exact fuckin copy, but with will smith.

>Wanted Arabian nights kino
>Got bollywood shit instead
Disney is dead to me

>Bollywood
Lol no, Bollywood would have actually done this shit justice

>Aladdin
PROTIP: This was made for the children of the people who watched the original version. That was made 27 years ago, and the kids who watched it then are now adults and have kids of their own.

Disney is cashing in for the nostalgia AND a new audience.

Yeah but the original still exists and is timeless.
Those same parents have likely ALREADY shown their kids the original

Looks better than most other remakes of its sort. I'm not going to watch it, but I see nothing terrible about the clip.

>movie about arabs doing arab things
>at all concerning white people

Take your shitty white nationalist memes and fuck off back to stormfront, faggot

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true, which is why the movies based on the 90s animations are successful and the ones based on the boomer generation like mary poppins and dumbo are flops, the original audience is that and the new generation thinks it's boring and never watched the originals

that was gay

*the original audience is dead

Niggers stealing arabic culture now hahahahah