Why did Cersei fuck Euron? It initally seemed like she did it as a coverup for Jaime's unborn son, but that storyline never went anywhere.
So if Jaime was the only man she cared about, what was the point?
Why did Cersei fuck Euron? It initally seemed like she did it as a coverup for Jaime's unborn son...
Roasties be opening dey flaps
Euron killed a dragon. After that his plot power ran out
Do people in GoT understand that incest causes birth defects?
What was the point of Euron?
his benis
Ever considered that Cersei is lying to Jaime? She's fucking the entire kingsguard in the books. That's one of the reasons he doesn't give much of a shit about their children
To teleport near our protagonists and foil their plans.
Same reason Jaime fucked Brienne. One was for shock value and "plotting" that went nowhere (Cersei and Euron) the other was cheap fan service (Jaime and Brienne). In both cases you are better off pretending like neither one happened. I actually liked Jaime and Cersei's end, but as usual the bullshit writing left a bitter taste.
Well I’m talking about in general with Joffrey and what not you fucking ass hat
Another plot point that ended without any substantial resolution
She fucked him because he was a hot pirate and she was a horny old drunk bitch.
someone on 4channel told her to have sex and she was able to since she's a woman
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His motivations was "I want to fuck the queen" and his character arc was fucking the queen, this is referenced subtly in his conversation with Jamie when he mentions that he fucked the queen. This is why his final confrontation had to be with Jamie, who also fucked the queen.
Because he asked nicely.
She got tired of fucking the mountain's zombie dick every night
To keep his army. She's a whore
Did you miss the part where she literally fucks her handmaidens, kings guard, cousin, and possibly the jester? She's insatiable. Fucking Euron is par for the course. If they didn't fuck I would be appalled.
Jamie wasn't there and she's a strong independent woman who sometimes needs to get fucked.
Why did Cersei bring everybody in to the keep after stating that Dany would have to slaughter the innocent to get to her, only to be surprised when she did that? Isn't Cersei supposed to be smart? Why didn't she just let Dany come in and destroy everything like she knew she would, while Cersei just chilled outside the keep watching the mad queen kill herself?
It was all set up like Cersei had a plan, but it turns out she thought she was gonna win the war against a dragon.
>It was all set up like Cersei had a plan, but it turns out she thought she was gonna win the war against a dragon.
To be fair, she almost did. Her strategy was superior to Tyrion's and if it was a traditional fight, she would have won.
Cersei needed allies to keep House Lannister as a half-credible threat in S7/8.
If it's LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE 7K vs. Cersei, Dani's victory just seems like curbstomping.
She only needed 1 lucky scorpion hit in Ep5 and that's it, she wins, gg no re "dragon"qween
They kill one dragon with an ambush and miss a fuckload of shots after. Maybe the rush and ego gave them some false sense of hope, but even Cersei seems the type to have a Plan B if the dragon isn't killed.
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> what was the point?
I guess D&D kind of forgot about the point.
Or character arcs.
Or plot consistency.
Or buildup.
Or fuck it we're done with this shit anyway pump the budget in CGI, the fans will guzzle it up anyway. Next up: star wars! we out boiiiiis!