How can one man be so based?

great site!

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He is mad because capekino is better than his incredibly shitty movies.

>dumb fat hairy retards
the most concise and accurate description of the fanbase ever penned.
Have you ever seen any capeshit youtuber who doesn't fit this description? They do not exist.

This holy shit, literally anything remotely popular and he gives it 1/2 stars lmao

alitafags btfo

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mental illness

Dude gave the Super Mario Bros movie a 3 lmao

>Endgame
>capekino

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Boll is a failed director which objectively best movie, Dafur, was a 6/10 and he is known as a jealous cunt, which is why almost no one aside from his small crew ever wanted to work with him again.

People who claim to be progressive while using "working class" as an insult will hang tight next to the fascists they pretend to oppose.

Haven't seen that name in ages. What is he up to? Still making """movies""" ?

he clearly didn't watch it

>Endgame
>when OP's picture is Infinity War

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>The Dark Knight Rises
>Half a Star
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Same thing

Literally one look at his Twitter and he links this stuff to Trump and racism

Cuck

KEK

Cope.
Based Uwe. Fuck mainstream garbage.

>whatever fucking just stay at home

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The cancer killing Letterboxd.

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>what did I think of it Yea Forums?

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>whatever woman

I like this guy

Dates make it even funnier. You can see binges of disappointment.

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>Implying there is a difference
Yikesaroni

>being dumb enough to not notice anything different

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it's all the same double retards

Really epic

>my kids loved it because they are children
Lmao capeshitfags BTFO

lmao

fuckin hell som are spot on.
eg. "Bojack horseman" - hipsters like garbage (horseshit literally)

The Dark Knight 2008- "Edgy for 2 year olds. Fucking garbage"

(500) Days of Summer 2009-Crap from my ass hole

Uwe Boll was the guy that wanted to make the warcraft movie right? and he did Postal.

...anyway writing shit two liners about shitty films is easy , close the thread nothing else to see

All good films desu

He meant captain marvel you bigot

literally the first page of "infinity war review" results
stop projecting you fat fuck

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lefties only care about poor people when they are subhumans

Man Uwe Boll is pretty ba-
>Likes Movie 43
Nevermind, he's retarded

>all these 5 star reviews for his own Rampage movies
kek

What a pathetic cunt.

seething capeshitter

I cant even ironically pretend to like Uwe Boll. He is shit. His movies are torture to sit through

implying that's actually him

style suits his tweets and other publications

>American Psycho
>Working class.

dropped

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Honestly, there's so much doublethink and pure out and out retardation there I don't know where to start.
What's this thing with retards typing a lot of words they don't understand to make themselves sound smart? Why don't they learn about self-awareness before they put their name to something as low IQ as that? I already know, it's because they don't self-awareness, right.

Ghostbusters III (2020): I just went forward and time and watched it. Save your money

there is like 1000 lists like this plus the most liked reviewers usually have one sentence reviews and/or use emojis in them. BUT there are also some cool people over there well versed in arthouse cinema...

Straight to the point

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>Marvel Avengers Bullshit Dirt

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based

ew boll

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he's still this fucking salty over his faggot movie not being funded? That's amazing
Also he has no right to that review whatsoever considering he literally makes video game movies which are equally childish as comic book movies

he's literally still seething cause he was unable to really get into the hollywood clique and the final straw was his rampage crowdfunding didn't reach it's goal cause no one giving a shit about his rampage movies

Why is this website filled with underage libs trying to outfunny each other? I only go there to keep a comprehensive list and never wrote a single review.

HOLY BASED

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kek

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>Fuckings Man
i dont remember him

>I only go there to keep a comprehensive list and never wrote a single review.
literally me

Femcel mad, conflicted, and guilt-stricken all her favorite films are made by white guys, starring white guys.

Nice digits vidtahded vizard.

Kinda based

>seething
exdrummer is the flammish trainspotting , have you seen it

Based.

Who would of thought, 15 years ago, he would be more based then that fag Seanbaby?

Nice, another joke profile shitting on popular films with no real criticism. How fresh and exciting.

you don't know what working class is, do you?

>hates capeshit
>Favorite movie is bloodsport
Its a based from me

is Pynchon ghostwriting for him?

how did this
">seething "
get in here

seething capeshitter

It makes sense, it's just a dreary marxist take

Yep. Because I'm tired of joke profiles and meme reviews I must be defending capeshit. That's how it all works in a black and white world.

>anyway writing shit two liners about shitty films is easy , close the thread nothing else to see
if its so easy why haven't you done it and made millions off of it? seethe harder, faggot

u think people should make 2 hour youtube compilations about why infinity war is bad instead of dismissing it with a quip?

Sounds cringe to me bro

wat??

Are you Uwe?

Ja, ich bin es, der echte Uwe Boll. Und jetzt, Schwuchtel?

OMG Uwe Boll made this htread to promote himself , lol, come here to say hello to the old nazi motherfucker

post dick,

Hier, bitte

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If you watch superhero and you're not a children you're a loser. Is this something shocking for /tv?

Dude DUIDE youre being offensive and too much controversial stop youre hurting peopls feelings LMAO

How can a man have such great taste?

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is that what you do all day , Uwe?

What the fuck is naked doing there?

hahahaha this is awesome

how has his named not been changed to Uwe BASED (in those exact caps) yet?

Booty Call is kino

Bait?
You don't get to bring friends.

honestly im sitting in a room of Transformers and Superhero figures and I agree with Boll 100%. None of this should be celebrated in culture as literary or meaningful, the fact that it is indicates something is terribly wrong, but like, whatever more for me.

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Are you idiots, serious? Haven't you ever met with a normal person who doesn't watch this shit... is this new to you? I'm impressed that are you so impressed not everybody watches your beloved capeshit?

are there any good reviewers left on Letterboxd?
I used to be obsessed with this site years ago but looking at it now just makes me sad.

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Ive never met a single person who doesnt accept capeshit as an every day aspect of life. The people who arent into it acknowledge its prominent popularity in a cultural event they simply have no interest in, but due to the severity of the fanbase no one dares shit on superheroes in public. Its like paramount to bullying.

it'ss kids movies for fuck sake what is there to accept

do you accept Pipi Longstocking or Harry Potter?