Have sex every night

>successfully trolled

zoomers are a lost cause

This guy fucks

Look at those quads

>women literally think this way yet we should respect them as equals

Lmao

>have sex every night
Cringe

>sex so bad you still care about this stuff

>HAVE SEX... w-with me... i-incel...

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you should respect us as superiors incel

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Friendly reminder

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>women
>on this site
>on this board
>not some fat troglodyte
>have sex

gottem haha

>some bluehair femcel landwhale with problem glasses tells me to have sex
Are you sure it wasn't just some anonymous Yea Forums poster and you aren't just making things up? Not really sure I can believe the first part if you make stuff like that up

Based

Nah brah

I have a GF and a degree, and it says everything I need to know that every real philosopher was a man. we should just reinstate the patriarchy.

That green text made me hard tho

>blue haired land whale
What about that block head woman that posted about the bond memes?

Idris Elba

>bragging about having sex on Yea Forums
>being this insecure

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You're trying much too hard there, breh.

>having sex
>insecure

The only insecurity I have is about my financial situation, frens

So basically they are trying to tell us how to suck cock. That would be gay in fact it's fucking gay! Is this why penises tend to be "feminine" in such stories to make it sound better and/or more acceptable? Holy shit.

have socks

and to make money on the clickbait

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>"I... I'm not insecure! I have sex all the time! Seriously! I do! All the time!"

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These are the carnys of your great grandparents time.

basically

Have sex

I'm being honest here, nobody on Yea Forums has ever had sex and are all pedos that want to fuck their moms and sisters that voted for Trump. On reddit we are all dykes and fairies that have transcended sexual norms because god does not exist and Hillary should have won if it wasn't for Russian interference.

based

Funny, I had sex for the first time a few months ago with some blue haired punk slut.
She wasn't fat though.
I hope this isn't the last time I get laid.

It won't, women use their vag as currency as long as you have something that they want.

have sex in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation libtards

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How do we deal with the twitter femcel problem anons?

With the back of our hands when the breaking point comes, and it is coming,

also wouldn't hurt if you get off of your fat ass and attempt at building some muscle.

I like this new term, it perfectly captures the modern frigid "female" who possesses no feminine traits and can only find the gayest most female looking men attractive because of her high t (that is the secret behind femcels "progressive" values, she masturbates to homosexual men, no joke). Harry Potter was when femcels really became a major thing, that fanbase is 50% femcels and 50% virgins on their path to femceldom. You look at em and go "jesus this woman needs to get dicked before she flipping explodes"

i havent gone a week without sex since my military service so this meme makes me feel nothing

that is exactly what an incel that has never had sex would say

t. seething femcel

>a "woman" who did military service
>modern frigid "female" who possesses no feminine traits and can only find the gayest most female looking men attractive because of her high t
Yeah you sound like a femcel alright.

have sex with me

t. shitty troll poster

stay mad incel

if i wasnt a man there'd be no fucking way i would have spent a year in that shithole

I smoke weed every day and am an atheist, why can't I have sex?

>cuddle with my mum every night but she stops me before I can get into her pusy
>Get frustrated and fap for 8 hours
Such is my life I'm so gonna kill myself after she dies brehs

That's how you know he's being honest, look at those sick ass quads

based quads follower

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upset?

>trans sex experts

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Bluehair femcel landwhales are literally the only demographic that thinks "have sex" has any legitimacy as a response, so the assumption is warranted.

Naw, not really.

>goyim save the kikes from extermination
>a couple generations later they are back to 'muh goyim are cattle
>ducks and the hens

I will always hate jews, but I wouldn't turn down a hot and wet jewess to sink my cock into before they are gone.

have sex

the important thing is that you told us and you are not triggered at all

have sex

>implying theyre trolling

source?

>implying anyone other than reddit femcels get 'triggered'

B r a v o

this guys obviouslt has a ton of sex

Have more sex

>women use their vag as currency
Ehh, the girl I got laid with didn't want anything else.
If they just want to feel funny down there for a few seconds, i'm down for it.

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have dubs

Sneed never dies

As I said in another thread, not only is it getting repetitive, but the "have sex" comeback reveals a lot more about the maturity of the people using it, than it does about those who it is directed towards.

If the sex is the highest priority of anyone's existence, then they are to be deeply pitied.

I turn down sex.

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Have. Sex.

>landwhales became more sex obsessed than incels
how did it happen

checked

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>feeling the need to tell others on mongolian image forum that you have sex every day
you don't have sex incel

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imagine showing this to a man one century ago

I have sex 3-4 times per week. You should try it too.

>have sex every night
Men don't count, sweetie.

BASED

Cringe