ITT: Signs of a bad movie

Conan starts with a quote and it’s based
Eat a dick

>not liking deadpool
>not liking the departed
>not liking inglorious basterds
>not liking game of thrones
>not liking in bruge
>not liking room
>not liking wolf of wall street
>not liking THE GODFATHER

you probably only watch French movies.

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>movie starts

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What a schizo layout

Take your meds kyle

Ballad of Ricky Bobby was good

>movie starts

>schizo
your nose is showing :^)

>The year of our lord, 2019. The people have digitally challenged eachother for years. Physical confrontation has been eliminated. One man still remains. One man with thick skin.

>this is, OP is a fag.

>Huge Jackman
>Ryan Reynolds
>Jonah Hill
Get out of my face.

This but unironically

I can only think of
>v has come to

Get fucked, faggot.

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>pulp fiction isn’t a good movie
Did the horse pummel scene hit too close to homo?

>movie

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MARVEL

Fuck off Quentin, your movies are self indulgent garbage. You're still butthurt that Oliver Stone did a better job with Natural Born Killers than you ever would have.

Movie's title begins with possessive s
__[Director]'s Ghosts on Mars

Movie begins with title cards which begins with "The Year 2XXX (future) mankind has __"

>The villain is a DRUMPF analogue

I hate those movies that have to explain shit to you in with text cutscenes, like how stupid is the general public not to infer certain things tied to the plot based on what’s happening...

They don't really want to explain it. It's a diversion.

>movie ends with a quote

>director: JJ Abrams