/Harry Potter/

Harry potter universe is the most comfy lads.
what would you love to do or see in this universe?
except hypnotising muggle chicks and breeding them

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Why didn't the "wizards" just cast themselves out of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises? Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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I dunno man. Yeah the first 1 to 4 movies were great but after that it became wayyy to edgy.

That first fantastic beasts movie was fine but the second was really shit. And its not like you can get any pointers or questions answered from Rowling. Shes a fucking psycho on social media.

Overall it feels like no one really gives a shit anymore. The momentum is gone and Rowling looks like she could care less about anything HP or Fantastic beasts related.

raping hermione and ginny and then forcing them to have sweaty, pregnant lesbian foot fetish sex

Why is zach so tasteless?

>learn magic at hogwarts
>fuck off to japan
>hypnotise a muggle family, eat there and fuck the ladies in family
>keep repeating
literally no way you can be caught

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Something upbeat and whimsical again.
Around the 5th movie Harry Potter went grimdark because Voldemort was back.
But then they continued the grimdark theme in the Fantastic Beasts movies.
Bring back the fun.

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>not hunting down fleur and fucking her in front of bill

eh, the first 3 movies were good, then eh. The first 4 books were good, then eh.
idk why harry ended up with ginny.

Because Rowling was hellbent on her original pairings, but then, somehow, the idiot forgot to actually develop them so that they'd make sense.

Making Polyjuice potion from a strand of Elle Fanning's hair.

wouldnt you be japanese jurisdiction stuff, anyways? you'd probably get spirited away randomly and have 5 onmyouji raping your corpse for it.

Why did Rowling drop Fluffy? That cerberus was the best thing in Harry Potter.

i honestly assumed it was because shes was a vanguard of subverting expectations and it would be too obvious for harry and hermione to end together.
some people said that harry was a cunt in the books compared to the movies and that it makes more sense there

>what would you love to do or see in this universe?

The answer to both is Luna Lovegood.

She's literally got a Bond/Porn name. And she's crazy.

>Had a book of Fantastic Beasts that was what made me interested in HP lore to begin with
>Go watch the new movies expecting something akin to Harry Potter start but with Newt instead
>Get the Dark World of Harry Potter and WW2 instead

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>introduce amortentia and love potions in Year 6
>Harry falls in love with Ginny seemingly out of nowhere
Really makes you think.

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youd get fucked up the ass by a yama king on your way there

>brew ultra strong love potion
>slip it into hot girl's drink via transfiguration magick
>enjoy crazy passionate sex with raging nympho
>repeat steps 1, 2
>enjoy harem of sex crazed nymphos dying for a dicking(from me)
>open brothel in Diagon Valley
>turn harem into prostitutes in return for having sex with me
>become a millionair
>die of heart attack at the age of 79 with a whores mouth around cock and a 10/10 ass on my face
>tfw you win at life

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Nah, she did it because Hermione and Ron were self-inserts of herself and her husband. It was a marriage that failed with may explain her retarded view on the whole "they fight like married couples!" trope. As far as Harry goes I think he got with Ginny because that was Rowling's way of pandering to the boys in the audience, since Ginny's really just eye candy who loves sports, but never actually bothered to develop her and her relationship with Harry beyond saying that she was perfect for him and a much better match than Hermione.

Really, the whole romantic aspect of the series is fucked, like many other things in it.

For me the end of 4 is where things really kicked off. OOTP is still my favorite.

thats weird
doesnt in the cursed child it shows more hermione interactions with harry than with ron or something? i remember someone said they were close as fuck then.

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>what would you love to do or see in this universe?
Accurate movie adaptations of the books.

i would steal hermoine's hair when she was sleeping and make a polujuice potion

>die of heart attack at the age of 79 with a whores mouth around cock
le tits, le cock, le wine

The cursed child was written years after the main series ended, and Rowling's said that time and distance made her realize that Harry/Hermione made more sense, so maybe that influenced the way she wrote them as adults?

It could also be her idea of a man and a woman being super close without breaching the boundaries of the platonic, which is fine I guess, but it's a bit naive to expect the mature, cynical part of the audience to look at that kind of relationship and not think that they haven't fucked behind Ron and Ginny's back.

It's a mess.

probably try to see the limits of transformation/animation/life/mind magic, considering some of the times its used it seem absurd. would probably end up getting pegged by dementors after pulling a shou tucker

The Cursed Child was trash. Fantastic Beasts was trash. Bury this series.

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someone using a gun, its unironically stronger than any wand since they can't even react to the bullet

>what would you love to see in this universe

Less dark lords since they're all uninteresting cartoon villains. The series went to shit after Voldemort was resurrected. The ghost writers should've just kept Voldemort off screen and had the Death Eaters seize power because they're afraid of voldemort returning and punishing them, then in book seven instead of some stupid out of nowhere LOTR lite plot after a brief civil war the big reveal is voldemort had really died 17 years ago and everyone was living in fear about the idea of a dark lord returning instead of living in the moment

ISILDUUUR

harry potter is for holes and faggots

slughorn was living in a muggle house comfy. Literally no way to catch a cozy wizard living in a muggle house

i still dont get how their money works.
literally 95 % of people are paid by ministry

>literally 95 % of people are paid by ministry

It's like France.

>mostly everyone out of college wants to and works for minstry
how the fuck ministry generates money? are they mining gold and silver?

They steal the gold from muggles. It's the muggle tax.

try telling that to the jap demons looking for magic energy

More examples of wizards taking advantage of non-magical characters. You could use .agic to literally rule the non-magical world if there's wasn't a ministry to stop you. More of that. Crime. I want crime.

But they're children's movies based on children's books so I'm not going to hold my breath.

He was only able to live there because the muggles were on vacation.
He might have hexed them to make them go on vacation, I don't remember. Not like he would admit to it if he had anyways.

>not changing muggle houses every week

i still cant believe that magic ministry can detect magic everywhere.
just capture a muggle family in hokkaidu or alps and stay cozy.

I miss how wizards would all dress horribly when they have to pretend among the muggles and they prefer robes all the time.
The third movie and beyond dropped it entirely with them chilling in muggle clothes in their free time and even purebloods wearing fancy suits instead of robes, it annoyed the shit out of me.

based
this pasta is popular for a reason
and that reason is "the wizarding world" is BORING

getting dominated by slytherin sluts

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Harry Potter books should have been about quiddich sports drama and Potter's sports career.

She didnt write more than the first book and a half. And I bet she didn't write most of either of those. The writing style shifts are so jarring, its like one of the ancient Yea Forums letter threads
>dear NIGGERS you POOPOO ANUS FUCK CUNT longcat

maybe about potter choking consecutively and spanish seeker dabbing over him, stealing his wife and hermione too.

what is the ministry's tax policy?

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Hanging out with my wizard friends by a comfy fireplace during winter discussing magic or just goofing around. Why does the real world suck so bad?....

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I would honestly like to read a historical textbook-style book about how the Wizarding world came to be. Not in the Harry Potter universe, though, as it has too many inconsistencies at this point to be coherent. Basically I'd like a super-detailed compendium on magic sort of like what Tolkien did with his world.

bet she knows how to charm a snake

>teleport to visit your tinder date
>fuck up and testicles remain behind

Fuck Hogwarts.

UU represent.

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>Unseen University
>All the other students are trying to murder you to improve their wizard ranking
>Everything smells like tobacco smoke
>The librarian is a fucking monkey
>Forbidden to have children

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>he said the m word

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>what would you love to do or see in this universe?
Harry sexing Draco while Draco is fucking Ron

The whole backstabbing promotion thing kind of ended with Ridcully.

This is the only good series, fucking love them. Makes this board look dull.

5-8 are great. 4 is the weakest movie of HP.
6>8>3>5>2>7>1>4>FB>FB2

fuck off pleb, 4 is unironically my favorite. if you put 6 first you must be trolling

This

Is this the universe where people randomly becomes gay or black for no reason?

>fuck off pleb
>4 is my favorite
Right on cue, pleb. 6 is pure kino compared to the mess of 4 and I like 4. But its the worst one or near the bottom. 4 is the most normie friendly entry of them all.

God you must be such a fucking flaming faggot.
the movies were great and most of them were extremely like their movies compared to movies that actually are nothing like their books, say the lost world jurassic park or even jurassic park changes a ton.

No, fuck off

the skin color changing spell is apparently really popular in the HP universe

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1-2 were mediocre films, but afterwards every movie was garbage, except for maybe 3 which basically fucked the book, atmosphere of the series and and left in only basic stuff (which is understandble since Prisoner of Azkaban is the dullest one in the series probably).

>Final film of the Fantastic Beasts series
>Entire movie is an hour and a half long sex scene where Dumbledore literally fucks Gay Wizard Hitler to death

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Shit taste

This series is miles ahead of any other films series for as many entries. Really makes Star Wars look bad. If you take Episodes 1-8 and compare them to just the Potter movies.

This is Dumbledore's way around the curse that makes it so they can't harm each other. He kills him with the power of love.

what would you use for transportation?
broomstick or carpet?
>you can fuck ur waifu on carpet

harry potter is for holes and homos

kill yourself faggot scum

This is the most low IQ post and it happens so often.

kill yourself hole

I really wanted Wizard Sir David, too.
Just adapt some of his early escapades, add magic and it would have been great.

kill yourself gay

>drops 2 drop of love potion

Kys virgin

kill yourself hole

Stick to your manchildren threads

>manchildren
leave hole